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“You do understand that you’re caring for the thing meant to bring destruction and chaos to our world, right?” The woman asks, Phil looking behind him fondly as Techno grabs at the ends of his wings.
“He’s just a child.” Phil answers distractedly, humming as his wings get gently yanked at.
“He’s the first of three to destroy life as we know it! Shouldn’t we, well, get rid of him?!”
“Oh, no.” Phil raises his eyes with a sharp glare. “Believe me, I have my own way of preventing the apocalypse.”
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Or, Techno, Wilbur, and Tommy are basically chaotic forces of nature, destined from birth to end the world and bring destruction. Most who hear of the tale of them are trying their best to track them down, and to end the monsters while they’re still young, still just children.
Phil has a different plan.
(In which Phil raises the minecraft equivalents of the anti-christ with love and support, so much so to the point where the world ending is really just a funny thought, and Phil has three kids who casually have powers that are bit more extreme than anything else in the world)
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- Part 1 of Change fate, be kind
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Technoblade owes Dream a favor.
And, like Tommy had feared, Dream ends up calling it in to get Techno’s help in order to bust out of the prison.
Except… Techno gets another idea after noticing a loophole in Dream’s request.
An idea that would keep the other members of the Syndicate safe.
An idea that would free himself of any fear of retribution.
...and an idea that might just inadvertently save the SMP.
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I was a kid in a village, doing alright, then I became a prince overnight by sircantus
Fandoms: Dream SMP
01 Apr 2023
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(Yes the title is from sofia the first, yes I'm laughing at it, I find it funny-)
In which Phil has created the Antarctic Empire from the ground up and takes in Techno and Wilbur along the way, and raises them while also ruling his kingdom. Tommy, sixteen, lives with Tubbo in an orphanage, the two of them running around in the cold streets of their town.
After a hectic day of getting separated from Tubbo, getting into a few fights, and ending up in an entirely new town, he comes across Phil, and saves him from an assassination attempt by smashing a plate over someone's head.
So then both Techno and Wilbur decide to see who this kid is, and Tommy sure is endearing, in the way that the first time they spy on him, he starts a fight in an alleyway over a bag of cookies.
(and then Tommy basically gets kidnapped into the royal family, but like, legally, y’know?)
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A Con Artist, A Mafia Boss, An Arsonist, A Hitman and A Delinquent Cause A Scene Outside Of A Bar by hyperbolic
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
05 Dec 2022
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Kristin needs a mortgage for her money laundering scheme.
Phil wants alibis who won’t ask any questions.
Wilbur needs a landlord that will overlook his felonies.
Techno requires a good washer and dryer that can clean blood easily.
Tommy wishes CPS would get off his ass.
Each with their own agendas, flaws and secrets, these five are pushed with the common goal of needing to come together as a family in order to evade the law.
Or: SBI need to pretend to be a family in order to avoid the police's suspicions.
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- Part 1 of A Con Artist Universe
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I Love You But You Lied. (You said forever why did you lie to me?) by orphan_account
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
31 Oct 2022
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Technoblade loves his youngest brother dearly. He would do anything for him. If Tommy was getting bullied Technoblade was there. If Tommy wanted a snack and Phil wasn’t there? Technoblade was there.
(Techno made killer snacks Tommy told him once)He loved his family a lot. So did Wilbur, So did Phil, so did the whole family.
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So why? Why did that have to change?
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- Part 1 of Zombie apocalypse au
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And so he said, "FUCK you" and everything resulted in some sort of strange, fiery victory by sircantus
Fandoms: Dream SMP
03 Jul 2021
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“Tommy?” Wilbur calls out, and chokes back a scream as he pushes the last branch out of the way, seeing Tommy’s limp body on the floor. Techno puts a hand onto his shoulder, his grip bruising, taking a sharp breath in that Wilbur barely hears because all he can see is Tommy, Tommy’s-
"TOMMY!"
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Tommy gets into a bit of a pickle, nearly dies, all that fun stuff. Wilbur decides to blow up Manburg as Techno runs back to Pogtopia with an injured Tommy.
The thing is, now Wilbur is stuck in the middle of a town that is erupting into flames around him. Techno makes a call to someone. You have three guesses as to who it is. Guess.
(It's Phil.)
[In which l'manburg goes off early, Phil gets called, and the boys come home to heal]
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“Tommy?” The man says, his hand still wrapped around Tommy’s wrist, and Tommy falters, whipping his head around. “Are you- Is it really-?”
Tommy blinks. Stares. Squints a little.
At the back of his mind, it sinks in that this is a familiar face, a friend.
Who Tommy met two hundred years ago.
(Or, SBI are immortals just having a life, and Tommy is a time traveler who’s been wandering for quite a while.)
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“Well,” Phil says, letting go of the blond’s mouth and wiping his hand on his pants with a grimace. “There’s my unethical deed of the day.”
“You committed tax fraud this morning.”
“I did no such thing.”
(or, the ethically dubious vigilante!tommy fic, where SBI are crimelords and Tommy just wants his best friend back, man.)
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- Part 7 of drabbles
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Phil is both young and old at once, and it is a terrible, terrible gift.
Today is a bad day.
(or, phil has chronic pain because he's old MEMEMEMEME)
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- Part 2 of roxy projects their chronic pain onto minecraft people
- Part 11 of DSMP
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the little children raise their open filthy palms by thanotaphobia (blue000jay)
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
02 Jan 2021
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Phil doesn’t go into the cities anymore. Once had been enough, and he doesn’t have a death wish.
He chooses only to watch them in the distance, or pass by them from time to time as he walks. The buildings loom in the distance, their once-shining rooftops now overgrown and dull with no one to take care of them. If you get close enough, you smell the stench of rot and death. It’s a smell you can never get out of your nose, discovered one night after the initial wave where Phil tried desperately to scrub out his nose, sticking cloth and then even fingers as far up as he could to try and wash the smell out of his sinuses. It didn’t work, and the smell has stayed with him since. He tries to look past it, look past the cities, and continue walking forward. That’s what he attributes his survival to, really. The ability to look past everything, stare the dead in the eyes, and still walk on after he’s shot them in the head. They were people once, but thinking about it too much makes his hands start to shake so Phil looks past it and walks on.
(SBI zombie apocalypse AU. sort of phil-centric, but not entirely!)
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- Part 1 of battery city