Dishonour On You Dishonour On Your Desk (A Dead Boy Detectives Desk Sex Collection)
A collection in homage to the great service the Dead Boy Detective Agency’s desk has done for our fandom.
Please add your fics that involves furniture (not just the office desk!) being used outside of its original intended purpose. And by that, we mean for sex.
(A big thanks to ObsessedWithFandom for the name and Laiqualaurelote for the idea.)
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Written to a (long ago, now) kinkmeme prompt: Charles touches a cursed object that allows him to hear Edwin's thoughts. At first he was going to tell Edwin immediately, but then he hears the loving things Edwin thinks about him, and he just wants to listen for a few days because he's never heard someone "say" things like that about him.
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He heard Edwin’s rich and affectionate chuckle, not out loud but in his mind, and realized all at once how aggressively he was fidgeting, the couch beneath him rattling. He jerked to a stop, making an embarrassed face and wondering if he should apologize for being so distracting when Edwin was trying to work.But, there goes the hummingbird, thought Edwin, a quick and simple phrase wrapped in a hundred soft layers of affection. Charles sat still, feeling his partner’s fond thoughts more than hearing them.
But it was more than just fondness, or even love–it was comfort Edwin was exuding. A gentle, abiding, and complete familiarity, the kind that brings safety and healing. It was hearth, bread, and blanket.
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Edwin visits the family estate, finds home in Charles and despoils a Payne family heirloom.
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Edwin leans forward so he can murmur in Charles’ ear. “I could give you a guided tour if you wish?”
Charles laughs. “Another time, yeah? There’s other things I’d be more interested in looking at right now.”
“The collection of cloisonné ware? No, the rose garden, that must be it!”
“I love you, but you don’t half take the piss sometimes.” Charles tugs at Edwin’s jacket. “Less of that and more undressing."
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like the women’s way (like me in the pretty clothes) by ObsessedWithFandom
Fandoms: Dead Boy Detectives (TV)
08 Feb 2025
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Edwin did not consider it overmuch when Charles materialised himself a skirt – short, red, and familiar – that morning. It was hardly an unusual sight of late, and always a delightful one to Edwin. He enjoyed following the journey of self-discovery his beloved was on, with all its similarities to and differences from his own. Not to mention that he could express his appreciation at each and every step…
No, he didn’t consider it overmuch, only kissed Charles sweetly until their agency hours began.
But.Or: Edwin, Charles, and the promised skirt.
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- Part 2 of pretty girl charles agenda
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the bite that binds, the gift that gives by dear_monday, handwrittenhello
Fandoms: Dead Boy Detectives (TV)
05 Jan 2025
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It’s been three days, and Charles Rowland is dying.
“Will you stop squirming, you little menace,” says Edwin, exasperated. “I’m going to miss your femoral artery and then you’ll be sorry.”
Charles grins. “Oops,” he says. He’s a featherlight, endorphin-flooded creature. It’s hard to feel too sorry. It’s hard to believe that anything bad is ever going to happen again. “Guess you’ll just have to do it again, then, won’t you?”
Charles Rowland and Edwin Payne, then and now.
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- Part 2 of before the transformation takes
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(call me baby) run his hands through my hair by ObsessedWithFandom for tragedy_machine, wordsinhaled
Fandoms: Dead Boy Detectives (TV)
16 Oct 2024
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It had been quite some time since Charles and Niko, armed with a truly astonishing amount of clothing, disappeared into the office’s spare bedroom. Only their murmurs and the occasional bright peals of laughter were audible through the walls, providing no hint as to what they were doing. Edwin and Crystal had been relegated to the main office to ward away any would-be clients on the agency’s official day off.
Or: Charles gets a makeover! Edwin gets a makeover! Everybody gets a makeover!
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- Part 3 of give charles rowland long hair 2kforever