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“You idiot!” Sakura yelled at him, “Where were you?!”
“Someone is finally trying to kill me!” Kakashi shouted gleefully over the chaos, “Nobody has tried to do that in ages!” His eyes were sparkling in a maniacal way that Sakura knew could mean only one thing.
He was about to do something incredibly stupid.
. . . . .
We don’t see nearly enough of Kakashi fighting after the war, when he supposedly became way stronger. I’m here to fix that.
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- Part 2 of Among the Wolves
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As Subtle As Cognitive Recalibration by petroltogo
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Movies), Thor (Movies)
10 Mar 2025
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“Your sole job as Director of SHIELD is to keep track of global threats and you’ve narrowed down the whereabouts of the mad god with mind-control Jedi tricks to the planet Earth,” Tony summarizes flatly. “What’s the plan? We wait till he blows up another super secret facility whose mysteriously undocumented existence doesn’t make me suspicious at all?”
“Germany!” Rogers blurts out, interrupting Tony’s epic stare-down with Fury.In which the surviving Post-Endgame Avengers find themselves back in 2012, trying to stop Loki from invading the Earth. Without tipping their not-in-the-know team members off. Things go— sideways.
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Team Seven was already a disaster the first go around. Now they're back again, except each one of them is a modern-day isekai victim. The problem? None of them know about the others. And only one of them has actually watched the show.
Good luck to these utter fools, and the poor, poor soul stuck dealing with them all. (Have fun, Kakashi!)
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What to Do After Getting Stabbed by Araived for alhovera
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
07 Jun 2024
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Tobirama wants a lot of things: better sealing supplies, more common sense for his brother, a peaceful world. What he most certainly doesn’t want, is encountering Uchiha Izuna in the middle of a Senju-protected village. Tobirama could very easily kill him… but his dyed Uzumaki-red hair, unfinished bowl of ramen, and the fact that he’s already actively dying seem to be complicating matters.
Or, an SI just wants to eat delicious ramen and die from this stab wound in peace, thank you very much. That is, until Tobirama steps up with an alternative.
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- Part 3 of The Isekai Life is Killing Me
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Sometimes, To Kill Superman by batsyjokes (goldenzingy46)
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types
04 Feb 2024
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...you need a Batman, and to find a Batman you need a Brucie Wayne.
Or: Lex Luthor, in his quest to kill Superman, decides that the best way to do so is to team up with Batman. And the best person to find Batman? One Brucie Wayne.
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“As Rokudaime Hokage, it is my responsibility to indicate a successor to the Council, prior to my retirement,” Kakashi says, steepling his fingers together like he didn’t take office under the promise and threat of Nanadaime Hokage Uzumaki Naruto. “Upon formally submitting his candidacy, the Council’s responsibility is to vet the candidate for suitability and liabilities.”
Iruka wants to gesture for Kakashi to get on with it and stop being so dramatic about information Iruka already knows, but is aware that will only extend this further.
“The Council has determined that Naruto is unfit to take on the office of Hokage,” Kakashi says.
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Tried and Tested by twentysomething
“As Rokudaime Hokage, it is my responsibility to indicate a successor to the Council, prior to my retirement,” Kakashi says, steepling his fingers together like he didn’t take office under the promise and threat of Nanadaime Hokage Uzumaki Naruto. “Upon formally submitting his candidacy, the Council’s responsibility is to vet the candidate for suitability and liabilities.”
Iruka wants to gesture for Kakashi to get on with it and stop being so dramatic about information Iruka already knows, but is aware that will only extend this further.
“The Council has determined that Naruto is unfit to take on the office of Hokage,” Kakashi says.
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Still in the days when Team 7 carried out missions with Kakashi, and wind up on assignment to deliver the first and LAST car of Konoha's history with a particular quirky copynin driving. The reason why Konoha has no cars? Blame Kakashi.
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Sakura has put up with her team's lack of hygiene and communication for far too long, and just as she thinks she's bound to be alone in her misery, she finds comfort from a most unexpected source...Kakashi. *COMPLETE!*
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"But this Not-Sensei soulmate guy could be anybody," Naruto whines.
Sasuke narrows his eyes. "No. He tried to act like Kakashi, use his techniques. He must be familiar with him already..."
"They could be childhood friends!" Sakura gasps.
"Sensei has friends?" Naruto asks, squinting at Obito.
"Or he's a stalker." Sasuke grips the kunai he still hasn't put away.
"I'm not a stalker," Obito lies, pushing away the kunai edging towards him.
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(A soulmate bodyswap AU)
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"But this Not-Sensei soulmate guy could be anybody," Naruto whines.
Sasuke narrows his eyes. "No. He tried to act like Kakashi, use his techniques. He must be familiar with him already..."
"They could be childhood friends!" Sakura gasps.
"Sensei has friends?" Naruto asks, squinting at Obito.
"Or he's a stalker." Sasuke grips the kunai he still hasn't put away.
"I'm not a stalker," Obito lies, pushing away the kunai edging towards him.
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(A soulmate bodyswap AU)