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Part 1 of The Crackademia Chronicles
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Published:
2025-04-19
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2025-04-30
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1,962
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8/8
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My Hero Parodemia

Summary:

Once Upon A Deux Ex Machina...

It was Class 1-A's first day of school.

"I'm expelling everyone because I'm a Grinch," Aizawa announced. "Except for Mineta. I'm killing Mineta."

"Yay!" Todoroki cheered. "Killing is fun. Let's all become villains!"

And they did.

But they didn't vibe with that plot twist, so they reset the timeline.

Ballet is my passion, Bakugou tapped out in Morse dreamily. Then he swooned and fainted.

~

Now featuring intentionally bad grammer, Ballet Princess Bakugou, and Mineta repeatedly being resurrected so he can be killed again!

Notes:

When I wrote this, I pretended I was a fourth grader who'd just discovered tropes for the first time.

This is all just pure nonsense wrapped in a fairytale cover, with intentional negative punctuation and grammer, if you didn't realise. Help, what is my life.

Bhwuzz, hope you have fun!

Chapter 1: Prince Charming And The Beautiful Princess Bakugou And Also The Dragon Who Is The Ballet Princesses Ex

Notes:

Dedicated to chatgpt for saying the only way my writing could be a 6/10 was if I unironically wrote Bakugou as a soft-spoken ballet dancer who communicated solely in morse code.

So I did.
Out of spite. <3

I EXPLICITLY FORBID ANYONE FROM FEEDINGS MY FICS TO AI OR CROSSPOSTING.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Once upon a time there was a very beautiful princess called Bakugou Katsuki and there was also a brave handsome charming knight who brooded called aoyama. They did not know each other.

"Roar!" A dragon said one day and captured bakugou the beautiful princess in his evil claws. "You suck!"

"Oh no!" Bakugou tapped out into the air in morse fearfully because the beautiful princess ballerina bakugou just be like that, fainting from the stress mid-flight because the dragon was his ex.

Aoyama the brave brooding knight came to his rescue, riding on a white horse his eyes dark and brave.

"rescue me my knight." Bakugou wailed in morse code, tapping dot-dot-dot-dash-dash-dash-dot-dot-dot in fright, latching his arms around aoyamas neck because he'd fell from the dragon and aoyama caught him.

"i will protect you, fair maid." Aoyama said in a deep, gravely voice. Like batman.

"roar!" Said the dragon evilly. "I will kill you and your fair maid who is also my ex, hahaha!"

"No." Aoyama said.

Aoyama killed the dragon bravely and heroically. When the dragon was going to die. It cast an evil spell on the princess.

"Curse you, fair maid. Uwu," and the dragon died.

 

(A/N I just wanted to say that this story changed my life frfr! I was in a *dark place, my cat hated me and i watered my homework!* But then, A Random Person commented 'slay queen this is lol', like OMG thx u girl—and I KNEW I had to keep going! I could never have done it without you guys! (🥹✨😘🔪💖🥰)

 

The princess fell into a deep sleep that only true loves kiss could break because the dragon had evilly cursed him. "Oh no!" Aoyama cried, and cried 100 tears sadly because he loved the princess.

He kissed the princess sadly and miraculously, Bakugou is awake.

"My prince!" Bakugou swooned tapping morse in the air, fluttering his lashes at Aoyama.

"I love you." Aoyama says in a deep manly voice. "Do you love me too." He says.

"Yes, my prince." Bakugou tapped, and they rode off into the sunset .

The princess and the knight broke up eventually.

 

The end.

Notes:

READ THIS READ THIS I MEAN IT AGAIN NO REALLY I DO

Ofiga is a tiny, drawer-dwelling creature a little smaller than a teacup. She has soft fur the color of old parchment, two little twitching ears and a pair of wide, unspeaking, chocolate-brown eyes. She has two small paws, a fluffy bop of a tail and a beautiful, gentle soul.
She is innocent, sweet and mute. She lives on love.

Kudos feeds her. Don't let her go hungry.

 

No bashing in the comments, please. Kudos is my life source!
Constructive criticism (if not in regards to grammer and the like, that's intentional) is appreciated!

 

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The First Day For Class 1-A Where They Take Their Not-School Motto To New Heights