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Courting & Coupons by s_the_queen
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
14 Nov 2025
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Izuku's stomach turned over. He had told himself a thousand times that this was it. That the next time Kacchan started nesting, he'd shoot his shot. They were third years, and Kacchan was easily his best friend. He was also the love of his life. Every time Kacchan hit pre-heat, courting gifts would flood the dorms and Izuku would watch in terror as Kacchan inspected each one and then crumple in relief when he turned them down.
He couldn't wait on the sidelines anymore and wonder if Kacchan would accept him. He had to try, or else he'd miss his chance and regret it for the rest of his life.
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Izuku has been planning to court Katsuki for ages. He has the perfect courting gift. He has his approach planned. And he *thinks* he has a chance.
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OLD VERSION! BEING REWRITTEN HERE.
Trost District is lost to the Titans, but Wall Rose is not. The Armored Titan prepares itself to breach the inner gate but abruptly halts in its tracks, turning and vanishing into thin air.
One of the Survey Corps's raw recruits, Eren Jaeger, is one of the cadets that witness this perplexing behavior up-close. With growing fears that the Titans may be capable of human intelligence, it's the discovery of his power to control the man-eating beasts that kindles humanity's hope for true victory.
(In which Eren is not a Shifter that awakens his abilities after a near-death experience, but rather someone that unlocks a power much more coveted and dangerous: the Coordinate.)
Russian translation available on Ficbook.
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Closing Time by grilledbees
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
01 Nov 2025
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Izuku gets a summer job in the hopes of making at least one friend, and he has a really good feeling about it so far! Everyone he's met so far seems super nice!
"Another fuckin' word outta you and I'm gonna shove my fist so far up your ass, I'll work you like a puppet and shut your goddamn mouth myself!" A loud voice booms through the pub. Izuku's jaw drops when he sees the bartender is talking to a guest standing on the other side of the bar.
He catches Izuku staring and narrows his eyes. "The fuck you lookin' at, nerd? Waitin' for an invite?"
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OR- The new server/seasoned bartender slowburn where Izuku makes his first friends, finds himself, joins a family, and gets far more than he could have expected from a summer job. -
learning how to live by cryptydmatt
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
12 Oct 2025
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Midoriya meets Stain, gives Aizawa a migraine, makes friends, and accidentally becomes a vigilante.
Not necessarily in that order.
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- Part 3 of will of the wisp
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Ill-Gotten Gains by ghostmaybite
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
10 Oct 2025
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When his father and Tomura start planning the USJ attack, Izuku makes a plan of his own. It’s simple, only four steps:
1. Steal Eraserhead’s quirk
2. Use it to kill All for One
3. Give Erasure back, hopefully
4. Go to jail, probablyHe’s prepared for the plan to fail at any time, but surprisingly, it’s not until step 4 that things fall through.
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- Part 1 of THE HONOR OF THIEVES
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Judge Softly by Chrononautical
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 May 2022
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Accidentally cursed, Lan Qiren is forced to live within Wei Wuxian's mind for days, experiencing his every thought and sensation. Much as he disapproves of demonic cultivation, resistant as he is to every excuse, he can't help growing to understand the young cultivator.
After leaving Lan Zhan to his important work as the Chief Cultivator, Wei Wuxian travels the world. Adventuring, righting wrongs, and developing new talismans is great fun, but what he really wants is a home.
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- Part 1 of To Know Another's Mind
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sideways by vesna (mrsronweasley)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
23 Mar 2023
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"You've never had an orgasm?!"
Both Wen Qing and Mianmian are watching Wei Ying with huge eyes, straws slipping out of their mouths. Wei Ying squirms in place, biting on her own straw. "It's not that big a deal, is it?"
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- Part 1 of Straight But Not Really Girl Wei Ying
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A soulmate is the perfect complement to your soul, his mother had told him as a child. But it does not always mean you have to be in love with them.
He is not in love with Wei Wuxian. They both know this, have known this since the beginning, and still Wei Wuxian had chosen to come.
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Tempo Rubato by Spodumene
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
13 Jun 2020
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Tempo Rubato: Italian; Stolen Time; The musical practice of diverging from the unrelenting and gradual rhythm for a short period of time in a piece, allowing for solo freedom.
Lan Wangji starts high school in perfect step with the rhythm of his uncle's expectations and his duty to his family.
He doesn't quite stay that way.
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Bookmarked by Jennosaur
08 Nov 2022
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perfect. heartbreaking :')))
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Lynchpin by ShanaStoryteller
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Oct 2020
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He can’t get Jin Guangyao’s words out of his head.
If he’d only believed in Wei Wuxian, if he’d only been willing to stand up for him, could it all have been avoided?
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Bookmarked by Jennosaur
25 Aug 2022
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THE best!!!!!! obsessed!!!! pls read, holy crap, i'm speechless