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1. Ron Weasley's guide to protecting Harry Potter in a variety of unethical and illegal ways by MyDepressionIsChronicMyTitsIconic

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
   • F/F, M/M, Other
   • Work in Progress

   22 Aug 2025

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Major Character Death
   • Harry Potter/Ron Weasley
   • Harry Potter & Ron Weasley
   • Hermione Granger & Harry Potter & Ron Weasley
   • Arthur Weasley/Molly Weasley
   • Percy Weasley & Weasley Family
   • Tom Riddle/Severus Snape
   • Harry Potter
   • Ron Weasley
   • Hermione Granger
   • Weasley Family (Harry Potter)
   • Albus Dumbledore
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Rubeus Hagrid
   • Minerva McGonagall
   • Neville Longbottom
   • No Weasley Family Bashing (Harry Potter)
   • Abusive Dursley Family (Harry Potter)
   • Dursley Family Bashing (Harry Potter)
   • mutual obsession
   • The Weasley family motto: Talk shit get hit
   • A bludger and several small animals people and brooms were hurt in the making of this fic
   • Dark Harry Potter
   • Oliver Wood is Obsessed with Quidditch
   • completely inaccurate dark magic rituals
   • Codependency
   • We are so far off the rails we don’t even know where the hell the cart went
   • Sugar Baby Severus Snape
   • There are no heteros in Ba Sing Se
   • Dark Ron Weasley
   • Dark Hermione Granger
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • WE GOT A BETA READER WE’RE STILL ALIVE
   • The dove isn’t dead but it IS in hospice
   • No Underage Sex
   • Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con
   • BUT NO RAPE RAPE IS BAD KIDS
   • I am positively deranged be forewarned
   • Albus Dumbledore Bashing
   • canon is the Catholic Church and baby I’m Martin Luther with 99 reasons it SUCKS
   • Trans Harry Potter
   • fuck jk rowling all my homies hate jk rowling
   • Harry is inspired by my boyfriend because I love him <3
   • Autistic Hermione Granger
   • Ron Weasley Has ADHD
   • Trans Male Harry Potter

   Summary

   When Ron Weasley first saw the scrawny little boy with black hair covering a lightning scar and green, green eyes behind taped together glasses, the first thought that had popped into his head was “Mine”

   There aren't enough deranged and codependent Ron and Harry fics so I decided to fix the problem

   Y’ALL WE GOT TWO (2) BETA READERS!!!!! SHOUT OUT TO MY BESTIE (voluntarily suffering my bullshit) AND MY BOYFRIEND (involuntarily suffering my bullshit) THEYRE FANTASTIC (they’re also gonna die when they see this note from embarrassment but I plead “I’m just a little guy your honor 🥺”)

   Language:

   English

   Words:

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   Chapters:

   17/?

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