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Cameron Waybright/The Dark King

Summary:

What if Sasha had an older brother that got sucked into the story of Amphibia?

**Excerpt**

The burning orange light of the Core shone from behind the Dark King’s eyes, utterly overwhelming the piercing blue irises the siblings shared. The light from his eyes and that of the three gems upon his brow lit up Sasha’s face, her blood, sweat, and tears shimmering in the unnatural light. The Dark King smirked, “Quite the loyal crew you’ve got there sis…”

“Stop saying that! Y-you're not Cam… you’ll- you’ll never be-”

“Maybe, but I’m all that’s left of him. Much like those toads are all that’s left from that tower of yours that started us down this path… tell me, what pretty lies did you spin to entrap their loyalty once more? Come now, I’m dying to know what new tricks you've picked up since our last conversation. Gaslighting, guilt-tripping... What was it?”

“I-” tears welled up in Sasha's eyes once more, “I’m not that person anymore!”

The Dark King’s features twisted into a demented grin, “Maybe you’re right… that person would have put up more of a fight!” with a grunt he brought his fist across her face, sending a splattering of blood across the sand.

Notes:

The main goal of this piece is to introduce a more mature perspective to the events of the Amphibia story. From the horrific monsters that lurk in the swamps to the Guardian of the Cosmos who clones consciousness on a whim, it'll all be parsed through the perspective of a young man just old enough to understand the danger everyone's in.

This won’t be a full rewrite of the story since for the first two seasons. Like the main trio, Cameron Andrew Waybright will be off in his own part of the alien world at the start, fighting his way across the hellscape that oft is Amphibia, doing all in his power to reunite with his sister and her friends.

As a little backstory, Cameron is five years older than Sasha, making him 18 at the start of the show and about 10 or so when their parents separated.

(We don't know much about Sasha's parents in the show but since we see Anne writing to both of them later in the series I'm assuming she's not estranged from either of them.)

In this universe, Cameron fought hard to keep himself and his sister together during the divorce. He’s very protective of his little sister, seeing it as his job as the big brother to keep her safe. Of course, he wouldn’t be a Waybright is he wasn’t a control freak, and like Sasha he can back up his claims with skill and determination.

The show doesn’t really go into Sasha’s ‘never give up’ mentality or her need to be in control. The latter we can probably chalk up to her parents' divorce, but as for the former, we don’t get anything. So why not an older brother you see as a role model and rival? That’s the way I’m going to go at least.

Chapter 1: Journal Entries Day 1 to 16

Chapter Text

Cameron Waybright 

Notes: Day 1
Alright for the record: fuck, shit, damn, and blast.

First thing I saw after I woke up was a dragonfly the size of a bike bite the head off a mosquito that itself was as long as my arm. Managed to find a hole that wasn’t the home of some giant bug and got a fire going. I’m writing my thoughts down because I like to talk to myself when I work through things but I’m worried if I do it’ll attract something like a spider or praying (preying?) mantis that’ll bite my head off.
So, let’s work backward from how I got here. I was totally conned by Sash. She told me her afternoon class was cancelled and begged me to pick her and Anne up so they could go out and celebrate Anne’s birthday. Of course, when I got there, I found out she’d told her teacher the two of them had a dentist appointment. I swear Sash has no shame.

Anyway, I took them to the arcade, they stole some shopping carts and did some graffiti while I was distracted, whatever. Things get interesting after we stop for some ice cream shakes. Parking is hell and we’re now super late getting Anne home, so I drop them off to buy the shakes while I look for parking further away. When I finally get back, they’ve sorted out some sort of meet-up with Marcy nearby. Parking’s a little easier this time but I’m getting all kinds of shit from Ms Boonchuy (which I’ll be honest, I totally deserved for letting Sasha trick me into basically kidnapping Anne from school), so I don’t really get there until after Sasha and Anne have done their shopping.
When I met up with them, they were checking out this metal music box. It was old, maybe even pre-twentieth century, and it was covered in swamp motifs including a frog. On it were three gems, one blue, one red, and one green. No idea how they afforded it, even less so now that I know what it does.

Marcy seemed the most excited, eager to see what was inside. We all gathered around as Anne opened it, there was a flash of blue light, and I woke up face down in mud (not sure how I didn’t suffocate) with a sense of nausea like I had just gone on the wildest amusement park ride imaginable. I’ve got a pretty stern resistance to motion sickness so it must have been insane.

Narrowing it down:
• Shrunk?
• Narnia?
• Hallucinating/bad trip?
• Dream?

Just looked outside my cave, night just fell, and I don’t recognize the stars in the sky at all. I can’t pick out any constellations I recognize, I could just be rattled from whatever happened to me though.
FUCK
Moon just rose and yeah. That’s not Luna. Shit’s red/orange and has a totally different crater pattern. Also, much larger in the sky (not quite Bruce Almighty but close).
Just thought of another idea, time travel? Bigger (closer) moon would then make sense and so would the big/gigantic bugs. Colour difference could be explained by different atmospheric conditions. Time travel should be impossible though.
Okay ya, this is not Earth. Heron bigger than the trees just walked by and ate something that looked like a kraken out of the river.
NOTE TO SELF: NEVER GO SWIMMING AGAIN.

Notes: Day 2

Dawn of day two in an alien swamp filled with monstrous creatures that bear only the slightest resemblance to earth animals. I slept like two hours all night, paranoid that a ladybug would crawl into my den and eat my face while I slept. I’m exhausted, hungry, and dehydrated. If I don’t pull myself together soon I’ll die and get eaten by whatever scavengers live in this swamp.
I broke a rock and used it to sharpen a stick, haven’t found any twine-like thing yet so no rock tools for me. Hopefully, I can use this spear to at least make something think twice before it settles on me as its dinner.
Found a bamboo-like plant. Using it as a container for water. I would try my luck at fishing but there are literal water monsters that live in the rivers here, no thank you. I’ve seen loads of berries, but I’d bet anything they’re poisonous. I’ll take them as a last resort but until then I’m going to try hunting, hopefully for something mammallike.
Caught a hedgehog, thing was the size of an actual hog. Almost bit my arm off, but I jammed my spear through its mouth and into its brain.
Hedgehog tastes like rabbit.

Notes: Day 3

I found an equivalent of a north star while watching the sky tonight. Between that and the sun of this planet, I can at least travel without going in circles. Using it, I’ve also figured out I’m at about the same latitude as we were in California. So hopefully that means if the girls were also sent to this hell hole, they won’t be too far from me, or at least they’ll be on the same continent. It’s not much but it’s a start.
I’m going to start heading north and hope this planet is inhabited by something friendly somewhere. Northward has got to be less swampy.

Notes: Day 4

First day of travel, no change in scenery.

Notes: Day 5

I really hate it here.

Notes: Day 6

I see a mountain!!!!!!!!! Finally! Altitude! DRY GROUND!!! LETS GO!!!!!

Notes: Day 7

Gonna reach the mountain tomorrow. I can see the slopes are much more arid, but I also see large shapes flying around it. If I survived a week of walking through a muddy swamp just to be eaten by a mountain bird I’m gonna be pissed.

Notes: Day 8

Kept out of sight of the birds, seems to be a family of grotesquely huge eagles. If I were dumber I would try and tame them but that would be so stupid. I have seen songbirds though, one of them might not be so bad to capture and tame.
The view is pretty good, I can see the swamp is not endless, there’s a desert to the far south and woods to the west.

Notes: Day 10

I hate songbirds.

Notes: Day 15

Over a week now, sorry I haven’t been keeping my logs but nothing really noteworthy happened. AT LEAST UNTIL TODAY.
We got ancient ruins ladies, gentlemen and those of unspecified gender.
Gonna venture into them in the morning, probably not too safe but fuck it I want to see the alien buildings.

Notes: Day 16

Ruins were badass, looks like they were built by some kind of frog alien, with almost high-tech Aztec vibes. If I had an archeology degree I might be able to guess at how old these things are. Given that the stones are crumbling away it’s got to be centuries though. There’s ancient machinery some of which is in decent shape, even managed to jury-rig a charger for my phone, now I can at least have a reliable light source and music to listen to.
No weapons or anything for dealing with the wildlife. I’ll keep looking, these frogs must have had something to keep the giant creatures from eating them.

Chapter 2: The Blade

Summary:

Cameron gets a weapon.

(Updated on the 1st of October, 2024)

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

First Night 

 

With the sun now dipped decisively below the horizon the swamps of Amphibia slipped from the tranquil interim of twilight and into the cool embrace of night. For the diurnally inclined inhabitants of the swamp now was a time of rest and recuperation after yet another long day in the great struggle of life. By now they were all snuggled up in their dens, holes, or laid out on whatever surface they chose to make their nightly resting place, the day’s worries drifting away as they slumbered. All, that is, save for two.


The fly’s wings buzzed with dull energy as it drifted lazily between the tree limbs in search of a worthy resting spot. Having been evicted from its previous perch by a quite irritable ladybug the fly had been forced to wander afield, already half asleep and unused to traversing the moonlit terrain it now found itself in.


Sighting a particularly dense bush jutting out of the undergrowth the insect circled downward, settling atop the foliage where it began probing the branches and leaves for a safe sleeping space.


There was a slightly rustling in the bush but being in the dazed state it was the fly paid it no heed, continuing to ply at the leaves so that it could crawl in deeper.


“Oi!”, a voice, barely above a whisper but hoarse with indignation, emanated from beneath the bush’s branches, “piss off!” The words were followed by the butt of a long length of wood being shoved into the fly’s face, smacking it twice lightly between the eyes.


With an annoyed buzz, the fly retreated and hove off into the darkness. From beneath the bush a young man poked his head out. Satisfied nothing had picked up on the disturbance he withdrew back into his hiding spot.


At eighteen years old, Cameron Andrew Waybright was above average height, confirming to any who asked that he stood at six foot nothing. In truth, Cameron’s last measurement, a couple of years ago, put him at five-eleven and three-quarters. Though it was entirely possible he’d grown the last quarter of an inch since then, it was an answer he felt need not be answered. His athletic build, though slightly emaciated from over two weeks of malnutrition, spoke of a sporty lifestyle. His clothes, a light green West Coast Tech t-shirt he’d picked up in anticipation for his freshmen year and a pair of khaki polyester shorts, were torn and stained with swamp mud. His shoes were similarly worse for wear, having been soaked through and dried over a fire more than a couple of times since his arrival in this alien world.


Even a cursory glance at Cameron confirmed his connection to his little sister Sasha. A crop of thick blonde hair grew wild atop his head, curling around his ears as it grew out of control, from which beneath gleamed the same piercing blue that shone in his headstrong sister’s eyes. Like his sister Cameron’s facial features were sharp and elegant, with high cheekbones and a strong jawline much like their father, though while Sasha had inherited their mother’s more delicate nose, Cameron possessed the more robust schnoz of their father.


Hunched beneath the branches of the bush, lost in an unfamiliar land whose name even was a mystery to him, Cameron glowered towards the mouth of the ruins he’d been camped by for the better part of a day and a night. Setting the spear he’d used to push the fly away to the side, he picked up his notebook and pen which had been sat atop a small bolder at the bush’s base. Tapping the paper with the pen for a moment anxiously Cameron finally let out a sigh of frustration and exasperation, “Ergh, nope, not doing it.”


Stuffing the notebook into his back pocket he grumbled to himself, “fucken’… setting myself up for failure with that one.” His voice took on a mocking tone, “found a ruin that goes down deep into the earth, pretty sure nothing lives in there, gonna check it out at night, hope I don’t get eaten.” He snorted, “Absolute dead body in horror video game energy right there.”


Retrieving his makeshift spear, Cameron glared at the entrance once again. He’d checked around the whole area five times now for tracks, excrement, or any other indication that the ruins were inhabited by some kind of monstrous beast but had found nothing. Now, with a whole day and night cycle passed without anything coming or going the results of his investigation seemed conclusive. Nevertheless, Cameron couldn’t help but feel apprehension as he stared at the dark interior of the entrance.


“This is a bad idea.” He reached down and began striking the flint stone he’d found against the piece of metal he’d recovered from a surface-level ruin a couple of days ago, “like, totally idiotic.” Fire sprang into life on the resin-soaked band of cloth he’d wrapped around a short stick. Holding the torch aloft Cameron began to approach the ruin entrance, “I’m gonna die here.”

 


 

The ruins were dark, the air inside them was dead and stale, filled with the scent of floral decay and rot. Warm orange light pierced the gloom, illuminating shattered displays and frayed wires. Cameron moved unsteadily though the alien environment. Symbols of frog hands and lily pads adorned almost every surface, and the machinery had a much more rounded and organic look than the machines of earth.


Bending down he shone his light into an alcove where, presumably a computer had been stored. He looked over the wrecked circuit boards, running his finger over them in search of even a small electric current. No luck. Everything in this building, whatever it was, had been torn asunder by the ravages of time and the elements.


Snorting slightly in frustration he ventured deeper into the complex. After nearly a full day of walking the ruined corridors, he concluded that nothing of use remained. Cameron leaned up against the moss-covered walls, desperately trying to control the building sense of rage and hopelessness within himself.


All that time. Two days. Two whole days I could have spent searching for Sash. Fucking wasted!


With a scream and a kick, his foot shot through the decayed metal of the wall. Immediately realizing he might have just upset the stability of the structure he froze.


And now I’m gonna die in a cave in… wonderful.


After a few seconds of waiting, he breathed a sigh of relief and tried to pull his foot out.


Pressing his hands against the wall he heaved, to his shock the entire wall section fell outward, topping forward and knocking him to the ground. Scrambling out from underneath the ruined piece of metal, Cameron was greeted by the sight of a new corridor, in much better shape than any other he had walked that day.


Gingerly Cameron held up his torch and walked in. After a few seconds of walking, he reached a small alcove. It looked like a living room, done up in alien frog style. An ancient sofa like piece of furniture sat in the corner along with other similar pieces around the room.


More of the strange ancient designs were printed on the wall, though now they were far more legible than the eroded examples Cameron had seen earlier. He peered closer at them. They seemed mostly to be decorative, without much meaning beyond looking pretty but now that he could analyze them in a more complete form he did notice some standout characters. The colours red, green, and blue were oft-repeated. At first, he suspected a connection to the music box that had apparently sent him here but there was also the colour orange included in the mix on this mural, so the connection was likely circumstantial.


The designs once again featured frogs and similar amphibian iconography but one shape that was oft repeated seemed to resemble a great eye. A chill ran unbidden down Cameron’s spine, something about the way the eye seemed to follow him about the room was highly unsettling.


Turning away from the mural, he examined the rest of the room. A locker on the far side of the room immediately drew his attention. It was locked but with a tug he could feel whatever locking mechanism held it shut was on its last legs.


Holding his torch with his teeth so he could still see, Cameron jammed his makeshift spear into the locker’s frame. With a strained motion, he threw his entire body into the haft, with an audible crack the spear snapped, and the locker swung open.


Climbing up from the ground where he had fallen, Cameron shone his torch into the locker. He was greeted by the glint of metal. A sword, or more specifically a sword’s hilt, hung from a peg inside. Disappointed Cameron reached in a pulled out the hilt, it was heavier than he expected it to be. It had no cross guard, only a bulging rounded core that sat atop the grip handle. The handle itself was wrapped in some kind of leather, dark brown with age but well maintained, sturdy, and very comfortable in his hand. The pommel was a golden orb, shiny and spotless. The part that should have connected with the blade was strange, however. It was round and had a strange glassy texture to it.


Cameron’s breath caught in his throat, and he quickly turned it away from his face.


No way…


He examined the hilt more closely. Sure enough, there was a set of runes along the grip. Gently holding the hilt so as not to touch the buttons Cameron it aside. He turned back to the lock and shone the torch inside it once more. Another metallic rewarded his investigation, this time buried underneath a layer of rotting fabric that must have once been a bag of some kind. As he brushed the fabric aside Cameron's features were illuminated by the pale blue glow of light as it emanated from a series of small, tube-like items. He grinned.

 


 

In the open-air Cameron examined the battery-like object and sword hilt he’d retrieved. Unscrewing the golden orb at the base of the hilt he dumped out the spent pack contained within. The tech was remarkably simple to operate, likely so that it could be quickly recharged in the heat of battle. Sliding the fresh pack in Cameron reattached the pommel. Then standing up ,he held out the hilt, keeping it pointed well away from his person.


He pressed the first rune, nothing. He made a note in his notebook. He pressed the second rune, much larger than the others, a blazing yellow blade leapt out of the hilt, extending about a meter from the hilt.


A small giggle escaped Cameron’s lips.


It’s an honest-to-god laser sword.


He pressed the second button again, and the blade evaporated.


Throughout the night Cameron fiddled with the runes, the length and power of the blade were all variable. At its lowest setting he could even touch the blade without getting burnt, but it still held and edge which he cut himself on. He didn’t try the highest setting, weary of the battery life and potentially the blast radius.

Notes:

A lot of my early inspiration for writing this was to treat a fantastical world like Amphibia seriously, treating the swamp like the nightmare world it should be if the girls in the show weren't oblivious to the dangers. Also I should mention, Cameron doesn't get calamity powers. I'm just going to say since he was the last one through the music box there wasn't any energy left to imbue him with any powers, dude's just unlucky that way. Anyways, since he's just a normal human of above average athletic ability he gets a laser sword to keep him safe.

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01/10/2024 (I updated this since although I only posted it just earlier this year I've been sitting on alot of these early chapters for well over two years now. The general plot beats won't change but these chapters need some tweaking).

Chapter 3: Journal Entries Days 17 and 18

Chapter Text

Notes: Day 17
These are the recollections of one Jedi Master Cameron Waybright.

Dumb.
I FOUND A LASER SWORD, IT MAKES SWOOSH NOISES AND EVERYTHING!
Still dumb, whatever, rolling with it.
I’m starting to get the very beginnings of hope that I might survive this mess. Now I’ve got food, water, and a weapon to protect myself, it’s like the three basic food groups of survival. If survival was healthy eating. I guess I have been eating somewhat healthily because goddamn I’m starting to look lean and shredded. Where I not covered in swamp goo and mud I’d be ready for beach season back home, guess almost three weeks of extreme exercise and a high protein diet will do that to you.
To anyone other than me that reads this: That might have seemed rather vain and childish but please understand, I’m desperately trying not to think about my sister and her friends who are also probably stuck here like me. They’re only 13, I think I’ve already accepted that I’m going to stumble across some really bad news any day now…

*Numerous erase marks*

 

I’m not happy.

Notes: Day 18
Found another ruin, this one looks older than the last one. Looks like it was built by the same people though so maybe it’s just taken more weathering. I’m going to dig around in it, at this point I can’t afford to miss out on any tools I can scavenge.

Chapter 4: The Armour

Summary:

Cameron gets some protection.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Cameron Waybright (Early) 

This ruin was different from the last one Cameron had explored. The ruin he had found the sword in was small and spartan compared to this one like it was some kind of underground house or bunker. This one was big, so big in fact that it made him think of an Ikea. He shuddered slightly, as the thought of being stuck down here forever as he searched in vain for an exit involuntarily crept into his mind. He began leaving hash marks on the walls whenever he made the turn. The ruin was overgrown with moss, water leaked from the ceiling. As water dripped down the back of his neck he shivered and cursed aloud, “What the actual fuck am I doing down here.” He continued creeping forward, still grumbling, “What on earth made me think this was a good idea?” as he rounded the corner he saw part of the structure was caved in. He let out a nervous laugh, “I’m going to die in an ancient ruin built by frog people.”

Checking his watch, he saw that he’d been going for five hours now, finding a dry room he made Camp. No fire, he wasn’t stupid enough to smoke himself out this far underground. Some of the facility’s power seemed to be working so he relaxed against a wall, plugged in his makeshift charger into a socket and began to scroll mindlessly through his phone. He hadn’t downloaded much, but he did have some music downloaded and a couple of his RPG books. Sighing Cameron flipped through them; they’d lost some of their charm now that he was actually in what he would consider to be a fantasy world. Still, he needed something to read. After a few hours, he set a timer for six hours and curled up to get some sleep.

He awoke to the sound of his alarm beeping, quickly moving to shut it off so as not to attract anything else that might live down here. Breakfast was a couple of pieces of hedgehog jerky, unseasoned and tough, but it was fuel. He tried his best to wash his teeth with a twig he had dried out and pounded the end of until it became fibrous. He drank from a canteen he had fashioned from a container he had found at the last ruin, hopefully it hadn’t contained any really toxic chemicals. Stretching he took one last look at his surroundings, “Yeah, that’s the last time I sleep on a solid metal floor.”

The rest of the day saw Cameron digging through scrap heaps as he looked for anything worth salvaging, unfortunately the water damage in this place was bad. Everything metal was rusted beyond use and what wasn’t was buried so deep in piles of sharp rust objects that just looking at it could have given him a wound infection. Frustrated Cameron exited the fourth storage room he had checked today, kicking the wall on the way out.

As he did there was a loud creaking sound that caused him to freeze, his breath caught in his throat, “No, no, no, this is not happening, why am I down here? This was so stupid. I-”

He paused as a hatch fell open to his left, and something metallic rolled out of it. Gingerly Cameron turned his phone light towards the hatch. There on the ground was a misshapen metal tube. He picked it up, examining the object before his eyes lit up in excitement, this was armour. Crouching down he peered into the alcove the hatch had opened from, he grinned devilishly, “oh I am so back right now.”

Behind the hatch was an armoury. Several suits of mechanical armour lined the walls, most rusted but Cameron could spy several pieces that seemed to have been spared. Carefully he stowed the piece that had rolled out, an arm guard, into a sack he had carried, empty, over the last two days.

The roomed proved to be everything Cameron could have ever dreamed of. He found a tool rack, spare parts and even some power cores that held a decent amount of charge still. Carefully collecting the least damaged pieces Cameron began to make his ascent to the surface. Though it took him serval hours he did so with a massive grin the whole time.

Notes:

I know there wasn't any power armor explicitly in the show but Darcy was definitely wearing something that boosted her strength since she was able to match Sasha after loafing around the palace for a couple months.

Chapter 5: Journal Entries Days 20 to 25

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Notes: Day 20
Itinerary of looted goods from the underground ruin:

Complete set of mechanical powered armour x 1 (helmet doesn’t fit)
Multitool equivalent x2
Power cores ~50% charge x 6 (estimated three weeks of rigorous use) (4 months at minimal power)
Repair sealant bottle ~80% full x1
Grappling launcher arm attachment x1 (range ~200m, tensile strength > 200 lbs)
Utility belt, four pouches x1
screw equivalents x23
spare linkages x 12
spare sockets x 8
spare wiring ~ 10 m

All things considered, I would say time very well spent. I had to mix and match quite a few of the suits to get something that fit me. Judging by their form I would guess these were designed to fit something like a humanoid salamander or newt, average height being about 5 feet tall. Helmet was completely the wrong shape, no way I was ever going to be able to fit in one, I saw some of the wiring that went on inside them though. I think I’m going to be missing out on a lot of the utility of this amour. I have managed to get it working however, it has an exoskeleton that makes me strong enough to lift boulders and even makes my running speed higher. Overall, between the sword and the armour I’m ready to take on the swamp now. I’ve fashioned a hood and cloak out of what looked like a camo cloth, hopefully, this can both keep me hidden when I don’t want to be seen and also protect my head and neck if I need to fight something off.
I feel like a wandering knight.

Notes: Day 23
Been a couple of days since I made an entry, apologies. The samp is really not conducive to paper. I do have to say though, travelling with this armour is a treat, I didn’t really appreciate just how much the small boost in speed it gives me was until I got to the top of a hill and saw how far I’d travelled in a single day. My rough estimate is that I’ve doubled my daily covered ground. After weeks of slogging through mud and swamp water, this feels like I’ve managed to hitch a ride with a car. I’ve tried mapping out the area from every hill I climb but I’ve got to admit my abilities as a cartographer are not as good as I thought. I don’t even really know how far I travel every day with my new armour, so any calculations I make based on a normal person’s walking speed are useless. I’ve started a new map, units being days, hopefully, I can keep moving in a straight line east but with how foggy the swamp gets I could be going in circles for days without a clue in the world.

Notes: Day 24
This place is insane. Yesterday I was sweating my skin off and now everything is frozen solid. I came across a town this evening. You’re probably wondering why I’m not celebrating first contact with an alien civilization, or the chance at a warm bed. Well… it didn’t go great and I’m feeling kind of sick because of it. The town was like a classic settler town you might see at a reenactment park, except, of course, everyone was a frog. They were remarkably sophisticated, wearing clothes had tools and quite advanced construction capabilities. Nothing like the ruins I’ve found previously which supports my theory of a post-apocalyptic world, but I am relieved to say that none of the frogs had mutations which is a good indicator for my own health since I think frogs are supposed to be hypersensitive to stuff like that (yay no radiation poisoning!). Unfortunately, this is where the good news ends. It was a horrific sight; everyone, and I mean everyone, was frozen solid. I saw frog children frozen in the middle of playing. The frost must be a freak event, some kind of localized flash freeze event, or the discharge from one of the ruins. Stuff in this world is capable of dimensional travel, mass air conditioning isn’t too far out of the question once that hurdle’s been cleared.

I decided to move on, took some food that might thaw out fine and some other assorted items. I could have hunkered down in one of the frog’s homes but there isn’t a corner of the town that you can’t see a frozen corpse. It was too unnerving for me. I just hope this was extremely localized and I haven’t arrived on this planet right before a mass extinction event took place.

Notes: Day 25
Frost melted today. I put quite some distance between myself and the village, I think I can smell rotting but that’s probably just my imagination or swamp gas. Doesn’t matter I suppose, I’m not going back to find out.
Okay. Gotta get my game face on.
I’ve been in this hell hole for at least 25 days now I need to find Sasha, then Anne and Marcy. Nothing else matters. The village tripled by food stores, and as nice as it is to have bread again, I can’t sit down and enjoy it. They could be anywhere, maybe even on a different side of the planet but I’ll find them, nothing else matters.

*It’s two weeks before another entry is made*

Notes:

Day 24 set the same day as Snow Day. Note: the day number in entirely arbitrary, Cameron is recording every day night cycle he sees but he's definitely missed a few or counted some twice while underground or just generally delirious from the swamp hell he's living in.

Chapter 6: The Tower

Summary:

Cameron finally meets some of Amphibia's inhabitants.

Chapter Text

Cameron gazed out from underneath the hood of his cloak, rainwater dripping down in front of his lidded eyes as he surveyed what lay before him. The tower before him was as unique as every other structure he had found on his travels so far; he’d long given up trying to find a common design philosophy in this land.

It bore some resemblance to eastern style castles back on earth but was made out of stone in a traditional European fashion. He could fire light emanating from several of the windows. There could be no doubt, someone lived here, more likely many someone's. Reaching into his backpack he pulled out a spy glass he had taken from the frozen frog village, wiping moisture from it he put it up to his eye and tried to focus it on the tower.

Toads, wearing armour and carrying weapons. His brow furrowed; one shouldn’t make assumptions about others, but he could recognize danger when he saw it. At the very least the fact they were armed called for caution. Stowing the spyglass he began his approach, on the one hand, he needed to know if these creatures were friendly or not but on the other, they probably wouldn’t take kindly to someone spying on them. He would need to be careful.

As he approached he could hear two of the toads conversing, to his shock he found he could understand them.

“Get anything good?”

“Naw, everyone had their payment ready to go as soon as we got there.”

The other toad turned to his companion indignantly, “You mean you didn’t confiscate anything? Didn’t even get to knock some heads?”

The toad chuckled darkly, “Of course we did, just that… well they didn’t have anything good.” He held up a small object that Cameron couldn’t make out, “knocked two teeth out of this one fellas’ head and all he gave me was this here doodad, any idea what it is?”

His companion shrugged, “no clue, looks like a coin but not one I’ve ever seen before.”

Cameron looked around; no other patrols were nearby. This could be his chance to initiate contact, if things went poorly he could always make a break for it before more toads showed up. Taking a deep breath closed his eyes for a moment as he psyched himself up.

Steeping out from behind his cover he cleared his throat to announce his presence. The guard with the trinket jumped slightly in shock before he and his companion lowered their spears at Cameron, “eww what are you?”

Cameron held up his hands, showing they were empty, “please, I’m not armed, I’m a traveler from a far away land.” He then blinked in surprise, “also, eww?”

The toad snarled back, “Yeah, you look gross being all smooth and hairy like that. Now if you’re a traveler you’ll have travel documents, right? Hand 'em over!”

Cameron reached down into his utility belt and produced his driver’s license, “this is the best I’ve got.”

At the toad’s gesture he tossed the card towards them. The toad bent down a picked it up, all the while his companion kept his spear trained on Cameron. He scratched his chin as he flipped the card over several times, “this supposed to mean something? I asked you for documents and you give me this hard piece of shell or whatever, do you think this is some kind of joke?”

Cameron shrugged trying to look as sincere as possible, “I came here against my will sir, that’s what documents look like where I’m from.”

The other toad leaned in towards his companion, “sounds made up, I say we bring him in and let the captain deal with him.”

Cameron began to realize he’d have to make a decision soon, “listen, I don’t want to cause any trouble, all I wanted to ask you fellas was if you’ve seen anyone like me before. I came here with three others, and I need to find them so we can all go home.”

The toad looked unimpressed, “rules are rules creature, we’ve got to report this to our captain, and as an unidentified person trespassing on toad tower land you’ve got to come with us.”

Cameron weighed his options, trying to stall for time, “well that all seems very reasonable and fair I just… uh…”

“You just what pink skin?” The toads began advancing, spears raised.

Cameron let out a sigh, “alright, guess if I’m committing to this…” he raised his hand and pointed at the toads dramatically, “take me to your leader.”

Cameron was escorted into the Tower flanked by the two toads. Inside was the tower was the picture of decaying grandeur, the eastern theme continued with the artwork and carvings that decorated the halls. The place was filled with toads, Cameron estimated that it contained a garrison of at least three hundred. He grimaced, maybe this wasn’t the smartest move.

As he was paraded through the tower toads stopped what they were doing and watched him pass, most falling in behind his escorts, eager to see what was going on. By the time they reached the central chamber at least three dozen toads were crowed behind him.

Cameron gazed around the room. It was a typical throne room sort of deal, long ornate carpet leading up to a throne flanked by a wooden gallery on each side for spectators. Sitting on the throne was a toad adorned in something approach samurai armour, with a matching hairstyle. He glared at Cameron’s escorts, “What is this thing, and why have you brought it before me?”

Cameron chimed in, bowing his head in what he hoped was a respectful greeting, “I’m a lost traveler from a faraway land my lord, I am a human from planet Earth. Yours is the first intelligent beings I’ve come across on my travels. I ask only for information regarding others of my kind who I have lost track of.”

The toad and his entourage burst into laughter, after several minutes the toad wiped a tear from his eye and gave Cameron a toothy grin, “you speak well for a beast out of the wild creature, what is your name?”

Cameron raised his head, “Cameron Waybright sir.”

The toad picked at his teeth, “well Cameron Waybright, I am Captain Bufo of the East Tower.” He reached down to the side of his throne and produced a booklet and flipped through it, “and according to my orders, anyone without proper documentation must be seized for questioning.”

Cameron’s breath caught in his throat, “captain I do have documentation, I presented to the guards outside.”

The toad Cameron had handed his drivers license to held it up, “yeah he gave me this little thing, doesn’t look like any royal seal I’ve ever seen.”

Cameron quickly realized what was about to happen, “I was brought to this land against my will, I’m more than happy to apply for documentation but as I said you’re the first people I’ve come across, I couldn’t possibly have known I need documentation or even where to get it.”

Captain Bufo looked at the card he had been handed unmoved, “sorry Waybright, no exceptions. Kimba, take him to the cells to await questioning.”

As Cameron was dragged away his fear turned into anger, “This is ridiculous, you’re going to throw me in a cell because I came to you for help?”

The Captain laughed, “you really aren’t from around here are you? Toad tower doesn’t help people Waybright, we lock them up.”

As he was dragged through the halls of Toad Tower by Kimba, Cameron took stock of his predicament. Clearly, these toads had never seen a human before, they also clearly weren’t the brightest bunch since he hadn’t been searched yet. A plan formed in Cameron’s mind as he chatted with Kimba, “Where are you taking me?”

The toad grunted, annoyed, “Weren’t you listening to the captain? The cells idiot.”

Cameron wiggled his hand down to the hilt of his laser sword, “and how long until I can get my documents?”

Kimba laughed darkly, “Unless the king pays us a surprise visit, never, and since newts don’t come out this far I wouldn’t hold my breath.”

“Right, well I think I’ll be on my way then.” Cameron thumbed the ignition button on the sword, neatly slicing his bonds.

All Kimba had time for was a slow, “What?” before a gauntleted fist slammed into his jaw like a missile, sending him tumbling into a wall.

Cameron quickly dragged the unconscious toad into a side alcove. Then he turned to the window, it was a small slit window, probably made to fire arrows out of. Much too small to climb though. Cranking the dial on his sword he let the energy build. Stabbing the blade into the rock wall he leaned against it, dragging out a circle. Reaching up to the window he pulled inward, causing the disc he had cut out of the wall to slide onto the ground with a soft thump. As he looked out the hole he had just cut out he heard a voice behind him, “What the?!”

Two toad sentries were walking down the hallway, raising their spears they charged him shouting aloud, “Escape! Escape! The prisoner has escaped!”

Cursing Cameron turned to face them, swinging his sword in a swift arc he sliced their spear tips off. The lead one rushed him as the other circled, looking for an opening. Cameron extinguished his sword, not wanting to add murder to his growing list of crimes. Dealing the lead toad a swift uppercut he ducked a haymaker thrown by the other, landing a gut punch against him as he did. As the two staggered back Cameron took his chance, firing the grapnel hook at one of the toads he ran towards the hole. The grapnel opened like a claw, wrapping around the Toad’s face. His companion ran over to him, desperately trying to pull the contraption off.

Cameron gave them a grin, “You’d better hold on tight.” With a shout, he jumped out into the rainy night. As the grapnel line began to tighten, he landed his feet against the side of the tower and began running down. He heard a hiss as an arrow narrowly missed his head. He was near the ground now, and with the push of a button, he recalled the grapnel, falling the last few feet. Springing across the courtyard he found himself face to face with Captain Bufo. Cameron’s power armour-enhanced right hook sent the captain into a cartwheel, completely caught off guard. As he ran Cameron called behind him, “Listen, I can respect someone upholding the laws of the land!” he paused in front of the main gate, activating his sword, “but yours are stupid!” with a heave, he sliced the lock in two and pushed the gate open.

Dodging arrows Cameron sped off into the night, soon disappearing from view. Atop the battlements, Captain Bufo messaged a growing duck egg on his temple. He glared out into the night, heedless of the rainfall. A toad ran up to him, panting heavily, “Captain do we give chase?”

Bufo snarled, “No way we’re catching that beast on foot.” He glanced down at the driver’s license still in his possession. He glared at the photo of the human staring blankly back at him, “Make copies of this. I want this criminal found, dead or alive.”

Chapter 7: Hack and Slash

Summary:

My inspiration? I listened to a doom music playlist.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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Cameron slowed his pace, coming to a halt in the stillness of sunrise in the swamp. Leaning against a redwood he hung his head. He’d been running for over four hours now, a feat he hadn’t even thought himself capable of. Still, it had had the desired effect. Thanks to the exoskeleton in his amour, he was over a day’s trek from the toad tower. In the swamp a trail would disappear in a matter of hours, they’d never be able to follow him here.

As a consequence of this however, he was exhausted. Even with the assistance of the armour his limbs felt like they were made of lead. He tried to push off of the tree and continue forward but all he could manage was to fall against it, sliding down until he was sitting slumped at it’s base. The eerie quiet was intoxicating and soon his eyelids began to droop, “just… a quick… nap…”

As his vision blurred Cameron caught sight of a bug, about the size of a cat saunter up to him. It was lanky and walked on two legs with large forelimbs. Cameron smiled weakly at it, unconsciousness quickly approaching, “hey there… little fella… what are you?” then his head lulled forward, fast asleep.

A piercing pain startled Cameron from his nap. Rubbing sleep from his eyes he gazed skyward, about midday, he’d been asleep for about five hours. The pain returned; something was scratching his leg. Turning his attention to the limb Cameron yelped in shock. A young praying mantis was chewing on his boot. The determined young mantis had actually managed to chew through the tough body suit at his ankle and was now trying to eat his foot. Cameron’s shock quickly turned to anger, “get off!” With a kick powered by indignant rage and disgust, he sent the mantis flying, letting out a shriek as it sailed through the air.

Cameron assessed the damage, the tear was very slight, he could probably stitch it shut with some of the spare wire he had. He rubbed his temple, “at least it was only a mantis. Could you imagine if it was anything that travelled in packs?”

As he spoke the sun went behind some clouds, darkening his immediate surroundings, “ah damn, I was enjoying that, please don’t be about to rai-”. His complaints were cut short as he turned to face the sky and came face to face with a much larger mantis that was descending the tree towards him, primed to pounce.

The two froze, staring into each others’ eyes as they tried to think of their next course of action. Cameron let out a loud curse, rolling to the side as the adult mantis’ forelegs narrowly missed pinning his head to the tree. As he rolled, he whipped out his laser sword, the weapon springing into life with a hiss, he swung the blade. The mantis scamped back but the blade clove clear through the side of the tree, ripping out a sizable chunk. Cameron scrambled to his feet as the mantis lunged towards him, forelegs outstretched, ready to kill. Bringing the blade up in a sweeping motion Cameron bisected its forelegs, but he could not stop its momentum.

The mantis landed atop of him, it’s mandibles snapping inches away from his face. His sword useless at such ranges Cameron dropped it to the mossy floor. Gripping either mandible he pulled with all his might. With a sickening crack the mantis’ head was torn in half covered Cameron in green viscera.

Coughing and spitting Cameron struggled once again to his feet, he retrieved his sword and looked around wildly for more mantises. Sure enough, the flash of green caught his eyes. At least three more were moving within the underbrush, circling to attack. Images of two mantis outflanking him as another drew his attention flashed in Cameron’s mind. He snarled, ‘not today’.

He darted forward and stabbed into one of the moving bushes. His questing blade was rewarded with gurgling and a hiss. Swiping foliage aside Cameron brought his blade down again on the wounded mantis, severing its head from its body. Hearing a rustling from behind Cameron spun on a dime and fired his grappling launcher. The mantis caught the claw with its foreleg, seemingly satisfied by its performance until the wire went taught and Cameron came flying through the air towards it, sword point aimed at its thorax. The blade cleaved the mantis cleanly in half. Calling back his grappling claw Cameron’s eyes darted around the clearing, looking for movement. The last mantis was creeping up on him from the left. Turning, Cameron dropped into a balanced stance ready for its next move.

As it drew near the mantis stopped, seemingly becoming distressed it began backing up. Cameron snorted, “Oh no, you don’t get to run.” With a quick flick, he sent his grappling claw streaking towards the mantis as it turned to run. Catching one of the creature’s legs he began reeling it in. The mantis let out a shriek and began biting at the wire that was drawing it to its doom, realizing escape was impossible it raised its forelegs for a fight but a single decisive thrust from Cameron made it fall limp.

Wiping green fluid from his face Cameron grinned, “There, not so tough now.” He was about to deliver another witty one-liner but the sound of a branch snapping behind him caused him to whirl around, blade ready. All he could see was red. A savage blow sent him flying. Landing in a shallow puddle of swamp water he shook himself, trying to regain his senses as a large red mass charged towards him. Rolling to the side Cameron fired the grappling claw at a nearby tree, activating the line just in time to pull him out of the way of his rampaging foe. A gigantic red mantis lunged past him, snapping a tree with its foreleg at a spot where his head had been not a second ago. He didn’t have much time to process this however as the beat turned and charged again. Cameron brought his blade up, ready to slice through the mantis’ foreleg as he had done before. To his shock the mantis feinted, delivering a powerful blow with the side of its leg to his side.

Flying into another tree Cameron began retreating. Running between trees and shrubs he narrowly avoided attacks from the powerful insect. Firing his grappling launcher at a distant rock Cameron dragged himself through the swamp at a breakneck pace, the mantis growing distant, unable to keep up with his mobility. Laughing in a mixture of relief and terror Cameron caught himself on the rock. Resting for a moment, satisfied the Mantis couldn’t climb up here. The rock was in the middle of a large open wetland. Cameron reached down and pulled out his water canteen. He took a look out over the wetland. Calm serene, dragonflies and mosquitos buzzed lazily through the air, alligators sunned themselves, giant eels twisted in the shallows, large moths with mouths filled with teeth watched him hungrily, giant wasps hummed with anger, large snakes glared at him, lamprey turned their mouths to him, spiders rubbed their hands in a mock glee, a large scaled head resembling that of a snapping turtle was looking him right in the eye…

Cameron dropped the canteen, the silence of the wetland broken by the noise of it clattering upon the massive turtle’s shell he had thought was a rock. From the woods behind him, the mantis burst out. All eyes turned to it and then back to Cameron. Cameron’s horror and fear melted away as he realized what was transpiring, “are you kidding me?!” His voice ran out loud and clear as the horde of nightmare creatures crawled towards him, “I can’t be the only thing all of you want to eat?! This is such bullshit!”

Standing up Cameron drew his sword, “Alright then, if this is how it’s going down.” He cranked the power to maximum, feeling the hilt vibrate as it shone like a newborn star, “I’m going to kill you all. I’m going to kill you all, I’m going to find my sister, I’m going to find Sasha, I’m going to find Anne, I’m going to find Marcy, I’m going to bring them home, and then I’m going to burn this hell hole to the ground and boil the water with matches and newspaper if I have to!”

With a running leap, Cameron sailed through the air, burying his sword up to the hilt in the turtle’s head. Within seconds the energy from the sword caused it to explode like a water balloon sending chunks of reptile and viscera across the assembled horde. Cameron was likewise sent flying, screaming in rage as he did so. A moth snatched him out of the air, reaching up he gripped its throat and squeezed, his gauntlet hand crushing its windpipe. Hurtling to the ground Cameron landed atop a spider, bringing his foot down on its head. Another spider jumped at him, with a wide swing of his blade Cameron separated the arachnid’s head from its torso. A host of smaller beetle and centipede-like beings surged towards him, trying to bury him in their bodies. Cameron swung his sword, punched kicked and stomped like a madman until the floor was a sickly greenish-brown colour from the fluids.

Seeing a crocodile the size of a bus waddle out of the water Cameron charged. As the croc bit down at him Cameron held his blade aloft, piercing the roof of its mouth he ran forward towards its gullet. With a heave, he pulled sideways tearing the croc’s upper jaw clear of its body. Clambering up on top of the convulsing beast Cameron ripped one of its eyes out before flinging the organ at a wasp that was making a dive attack against him. The eye collided with the insect, exploding on contact and causing the wasp to fall into the water. Leaping down Cameron grasped the wasp’s head with a single hand, squeezing until there was a pop. Reading down Cameron sliced off the dead wasp’s stinger. A river lamprey launched at him, deftly Cameron stabbed the stinger into its neck, causing it to fall back convulsing as it bled out. An eel surged up from underneath Cameron, it wrapped around his legs sending a powerful electric jolt through his body. Bellowing in pain Cameron grabbed the eel, ripping it off him he whirled it around his head. Releasing the fish he watched as is struggled helplessly in the air before slamming into a rock and falling still.

The mantis was upon him, and with a shriek it swiped at him, carefully avoiding his blade. Cameron dove forward and tackled the beast, raining blows down upon its face. The mantis furiously scratched and bit at Cameron, its movements slowing as its life drained away. A powerful cry filled the devastated wetland. A heron, the size of a tree landed its wings beating so hard the force of the wind lifted Cameron off the ground. Quickly, Cameron aimed and fired his grapnel claw, the device found purchase on the heron’s long neck. The bird screeched and pecked at Cameron, narrowly missing him. Its mate landed and the two gigantic birds began pecking at scratching at Cameron.

Pulling with all his might Cameron brought the first heron into a hunched position. Running he jumped over its neck, causing the grapnel line to wind around it. Bracing against a rock he heaved on the line. The Heron fell to the ground thrashing. Its mate, now distressed struck down at Cameron, striking him in the back. Falling down into the muddy water Cameron removed his gauntlet with the grapnel claw, jamming it securely into a rocky crevice he turned to the heron that had struck him while the other floundered. He snarled up at the towering monstrosity, “I’m going to turn you into a pillow!”

The heron lunged, snapping Cameron up in its beak. Cameron stabbed furiously at the heron’s eyes and face, opening up gashes and blinding it in one eye. With a flick, the heron closed its beak causing Cameron to vanish from view. The heron was still for a second then it started choking. Cameron’s blade appeared out of its neck. In a shower of blood, the heron’s head came clean off. Cameron was covered from head to toe in gore and mud, his face barely visible beneath it all. He turned to face the remaining heron, walking slowly back to where his gauntlet was wedged. Gripping the gauntlet Cameron yanked, pulling the heron towards him. The bird struggled desperately, convulsing as it fought for air.

Cameron began dragging it, pulling the massive avian out of the wetland and onto the shore. Reattaching the gauntlet Cameron glared down into one of the massive yellow eyes of the heron, “time for you to go the way of the mammoth.” The smell of burning feathers filled the air as Cameron brought his sword down.

Taking stock of his handiwork Cameron wiped blood, sweat, and mud from his face. The wetland had turned from a serene, picturesque setting into a warzone. Bodies of the slain creatures lined the bank and floated in the water. Taking a seat Cameron waited for the adrenaline to wear off, focusing on the pounding of his heart as it made a drum-like sound in his ears.

He glanced again at the heron and started chucking, then his chuckling grew into full-on laughter as the enormity of what had just happened took its toll on him. He wiped a tear from his eye, “damn that was crazy…” Suddenly his laughter stopped, as reality came crashing down around him, “fuck!” he pressed his forehead into his hands, “fuck!” he sat there for what felt like an hour as the numerous times he’d almost died flashed in his mind over and over again.

As the panic attack subsided, he looked again at his surroundings, smelling the hot odour of fresh blood, “okay…” he looked down at his hands, they were covered in blood and insect goo Aww shit, did I…” dunking his hands in the water and scrubbing them with sand he shook them dry and opened his phone’s camera.

“aw man, how do you get bug guts out of a beard?”

Notes:

Okay for reals though, I said earlier that I wanted to take the dangers of Amphibia seriously with a more serious person encountering them. I still stand by that, without his tools Cameron would have been mantis chow, but I also wanted to write a bit of light power fantasy. Cameron is an adult, and though the girls in the show do have calamity power boosts, for most of the show they're kicking but without them so it stands to reason (at least to me) that he'd be more than a match for the bigger horrors of the swamp.

Chapter 8: Journal Entry Day ??

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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Notes: Day ?? (at least 45)
I have officially lost track of time. I couldn’t find a place to sit down and write while I was trekking through the deeper swamp. The only rest I got was at night and I couldn’t risk a fire out here so I couldn’t even read what I would be writing. All in all, not a good scene.

A lot has happened since my last entry, I met the locals for real this time, and they weren’t dead! There was this tower occupied by anthropomorphic toad creatures. Seems like it was some kind of frontier military base. They called it east tower. They were going to lock me away, for pretty much forever I think, so I got out of there as soon as I could.

This does give me something to work with now though. If this is east tower, it stands to reason that this is the eastern extent of whatever kingdom (they referred to a king) I’ve ended up in.

(Side note, it seems whatever brought me here has universal translator mechanics, either that or England really did colonize the universe.)

So, like I was saying this gives me an idea. These toads clearly arrest anyone and everyone that doesn’t fit the norm, which means if they found any of the girls, they’d probably lock them up in a tower like this. I’m going to head west, either I’ll come across west tower or whatever this Newtopia place is. If I’m lucky the girls are already there and if I’m not I can at least get maps so I can actually navigate this world.

Oh also, I eviscerated an entire swamp’s worth of monsters, terrifying and cool.

Notes:

Journal entries will be fewer from now on.

Chapter 9: Knight Errant

Notes:

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Cameron gazed through his spyglass, squinting hard. The item had taken quite a beating over his travels, covered in scratches and dents, not to mention the noticeable amount of water inside it that would fog it up on a hot day. Normally this would have bothered Cameron significantly, but he had other matters on his mind. He’d been in this strange land for almost two months now and hadn’t seen hide nor hair of his sister Sasha, Anne or Marcy. That was not to say he’d given up, if anything he’d become more absorbed into his mission. Ruins and strange plants were scattered around his feet. Weeks ago, he would have taken the time to examine them, captivated by the strange world but now he was focused.

Shaking the spyglass to try and loosen the water within he stored it in his pack, before him was another village. This one however was bustling with life, smoke billowed from chimneys, and he could see frogs walking between thatched houses. Securing his hood around his head to cover his face he began his approach. As he neared the outskirts of the village, he saw a frog trundling a cart down the road carrying freshly harvested vegetables. He was whistling a tune. Cameron raised his hand in greeting, careful not to reveal his face to frighten the frog, “Good day sir, what’s the name of this place that I find myself in?”

The frog clearly hadn’t been paying attention, he jumped a clean three feet straight up. Cameron cursed under his breath and lightened his voice, “I’m so sorry to startle you, I hope I didn’t frighten you too badly sir.”

Quickly regaining his composure, the frog picked his cap off the ground, placed it back atop his head and tugged it, “Oh nay bother, I should pay attention to my surroundings.” He gestured at the village, “This here’s Croakwood upon Slime.”

Cameron had to stifle a giggle, disguising it with a cough, “I hate to keep troubling you sir, but do you know where a traveller might find a drink and a hot meal?”

The frog smiled winningly, “Oh nay bother. Go three doors down on the left, room and board too if’n you fancy it.”

Cameron nodded, “Many thanks, sir.”

“Padsworth mate.”

It took Cameron a second to realize the frog had just said his name, “Oh yes sorry, Cameron Waybright. A pleasure to make your acquaintance Padsworth.”

Padsworth nodded once, “Take care, Waybright.” He then passed Cameron and continued to trundle his cart down the road.

Cameron stood and watched him go for a moment, mumbling under his breath, “The first normal interaction in months… with a frog named Padsworth. There’s no way this place is real.”

Cameron had to bend over slightly as he stepped into the tavern. A bell attached to the door rang out announcing his entrance. A female newt stood behind the counter cleaning a wooden tankard. She looked up, “Well ain't you a biggun.”

Cameron chuckled, “So I’m told.”

The newt set the tankard down, “Welcome to Newtwhistle sir, My name’s Nora, what can I getcha.”

Cameron paused, “Well… I should be upfront about this, I’m a traveller from a faraway land, I have money but none that you’d recognize I’m sure…”

Nora rubbed her chin. She shook her head and smiled apologetically, “Sorry mate, I can’t just hand out food and drink for free mate. But I tell ya what, the usual crowd’s about to roll up here, they’re all farmers. I’m sure one of them would pay for your fare if you promised to do some chores for them tomorrow.”

Cameron nodded, “Fair enough. I don’t suppose water’s free? I’ve grown quite tired of boiled swamp water.”

Nora reached down beneath the counter and produced a pitcher, “Take as much as ya want, make yourself comfortable.” She turned back to her cleaning.

Cameron sequestered himself in the back of the Newtwhistle, keeping his hood drawn. Given all the creatures that lurked in the swamp if he paraded around as openly as a human, he’d at least draw suspicion. This was a far safer option.

He didn’t have to wait long for the regulars to roll in. Over two dozen frogs soon filled the establishment. Cameron steeled himself, he hadn’t had any social interaction in months let alone soliciting for work. Just as he was about to stand and begin perusing the establishment a frog burst through the door waving his arms and shouting, “Monster! Monster in the fields! It took Tad!”

Instantly the Newtwhistle erupted into chaos, frogs were shouting and arguing.

“Grab the pitchforks!”

“Are you mad?”

“We’ve got to save little Tad!”

“Poor kid’s probably already dinner!”

“I’m not chasing after a monster!”

One of the frogs gestured over to Cameron, “Bet the big fella wouldn’t even go after a snake that big.”

Sensing an opportunity Cameron stood up, “How big are we talking?”

Nora waved him down, hissing in his ear, “I get you want food, but going after that there snake’s suicide. Coils as thick as a tree trunk, long as the village. It’s taken four others this month alone.”

Cameron shrugged, “Is it bigger than a heron?”

Nora thought for a moment, “I guess not.”

Cameron nodded, “No problem then.” He turned to the frogs, clearing his voice to get their attention. As they continued shouting Cameron took out his sword hilt and rapped it into a metal plate, “Let me speak!” his voice rang out around the tavern. The shouting ceased immediately. Cameron laid out his proposal, “I’ll go after this snake, can I get a volunteer to pay for my food and board if I do?”

One of the frogs, a short and slightly plump fellow stepped forward. He wore a fine suit with gold trim, “my boy, as mayor of Croakwood I can assure you. Should you feel the serpent I’ll give you enough gold so that you could buy your own tavern.”

Cameron reached out his hand to the mayor, “Consider it done sir.”

Cameron picked up the serpent’s trail easily. The size of the creature made its tacks quite simple to follow. He left his travelling supplies with Nora, taking only his sword as he tracked the gargantuan serpent. He moved with haste, the villagers had told him a tadpole, named Tad of all things, had been taken by the snake. Cameron held out little hope for the child, nevertheless, he was determined to at least try to save him. A shout caught his attention, a child’s voice.

Cameron ploughed ahead coming upon a scene out of a dark fairy tale. There was Tad, shouting and screaming as he was dangled above the maw of the serpent. The snake was at least a hundred feet long, wrapped around a tree trunk that true to Nora’s words was about equivalent size. Cameron’s horror at Tad’s predicament was momentarily set aside as he realized the snake lacked fangs. It wasn’t venomous. Stepping out of the brush Cameron fired his grapnel claw at Tad. It locked around the tadpole’s waist. Seeing something interfering with its dinner the snake hissed and turned to Cameron. It tightened its coils around Tad. Cursing Cameron activated his sword and swept forward. The snake was far more agile than he’d reckoned, weaving around his swipes, to avoid serious damage. It was as the fight ensued that Cameron noticed he had an audience; the townsfolk had followed him out here.

He turned his attention back to the snake; he couldn’t worry about spectators right now. The snake bit down on his sword arm. Though its teeth couldn’t penetrate the armour it was not a pleasant feeling. Snarling Cameron landed a punch directly on the snake’s snout causing it to release him. Striking forward Cameron raised his blade to bisect the serpent but as he brought the blade down it flickered out of existence. The audience gasped. Cameron swore.

Fumbling for a spare battery Cameron was too slow to avoid the snake’s tail as it slammed into his side sending him flying. With a sinister hiss, it proclaimed its victory over its foe. It then turned back to its meal. Cameron raised his head just in time to watch Tad disappear into the snake’s gullet. He still hadn’t hooked up the spare battery but now he was out of time, only one course of action remained. Cameron pressed the activation rune on his left wrist causing the grapnel to retract. Like an arrow,w Cameron was sent flying towards the snake’s maw as he was pulled towards Tad. Landing squarely between the snake’s jaw he heaved with all his might but the tadpole wouldn’t re-emerge. With a final curse, Cameron took a deep breath and slid down into the snake’s mouth.

Mayor Greenleaf placed his cap over his heart, “foolish, but brave to the end.”

Nora pushed the mayor, “Forget a eulogy we gotta get out of here.” The serpent, clearly hungry for more turned to the onlookers.

Then it paused. A light emanated from its stomach. In a shower of blood and guts, Cameron surged forth, Tad clutched under his arm. The snake’s eyes rolled back into its head, and it collapsed. The towns folk charged forward, cheering. The cheers were cut short however as they noticed something had changed. Cameron’s hood had been pulled back.

Setting Tad down gently Cameron pulled his hood back over his head. It stunk of snake innards, and he could feel stomach juices trickling down his neck, he shivered. Tad rushed over to the crowd, jumping into the arms of a female frog Cameron surmised to be his mother. The young tadpole was crying inconsolably.
Cameron cleared his throat with a cough, both to break the silence of the awkward stand-off and to get some slime out of his throat. He addressed the mayor, “I-”

He was cut short by shouts from the villagers.

“Get out of here beast!”

“You’re not wanted here monster!”

“Go back to whatever hole you crawled out of!”

Cameron had expected the response, but the insults and rejection still stung. He held up his hands, “You got it, I’m going. Could I please have my belongings back?”

Nora stepped forward, holding his backpack. She turned to the mayor who had remained silent throughout the ordeal. She glared at him, “Well Greenleaf? Are you gonna give Cameron what he’s owed?”

The mayor seemed unphased by her anger, holding his hand up he waved at the crowd for their attention, “Ladies and gentle frogs, I ask you to restrain your humors for a brief moment so that I might give my two cents.” The crowd simmered down but Cameron could still hear murmurs of discontent, as well as hand gripping farm implements tightly. Greenleaf continued, “In times like these we must choose what character we display to the outside world, would you have it said that Croakwood frogs go back on their word?”

There were unhappy murmurs of no.

“Would you have it said that Croakwood frogs cheat those that help them?”

More nos.

The mayor daintily plucked the backpack from Nora’s hands, he snapped his fingers and a small frog carrying a sizable sack ran forward. Mayor Greenleaf opened the sack so that Cameron could see the contents, gold coins, “this is the standard payout, as dictated by our village charter offered to all knights-errant that do service to the village. Is this to your satisfaction sir Waybright?”

Cameron bowed his head in affirmation, “Most satisfactory your honour, you are a just and generous being.”

Greenleaf placed the sack in the backpack and threw it towards Cameron, who caught it with an outstretched hand, “then let our business be concluded. Sir Cameron Waybright, as representative of the village of Croakwood I must ask that you vacate the premises of our village under charges of disturbing the peace. Should you wish to return here you will need to submit a letter two weeks prior to your arrival for approval of your visit.”

Cameron nodded, as alluring as a proper bed and sheets would be he had no desire to stick around here any longer than he had to. Shouldering his pack he turned and trudged away into the swamp once more, the villagers watching him as he went.

Cameron made camp under a fallen sycamore, the tree created an environment similar to that of a natural cave, obscuring any flame he lit and disguising the smoke with its branches above. Opening his pack, he was delighted to find a loaf of bread, a knife and a jar of fruit preserve. No doubt Nora had slipped him a few goodies before she had handed over the backpack. He noticed another new item, a sheet of paper folded up beneath the loaf. Carefully unfolding it he gasped aloud. It was a map, crude and scarce in detail but most definitely a map of the continent he found himself on. It had six major landmarks: four towers, Newtopia, and Croakwood. He grinned in a slightly demented manner.

Totally called it: east, west, north, and south toad towers.

“Whatcha smiling at? It’s just a map.”

Cameron turned, reaching for his sword but froze when he saw Tad sitting on a tree limb above him, looking down at his camp. Cameron’s brow furrowed, “what are you doing all the way out here? Do you want to get eaten by a snake again?”

Tad shrugged, “That was the only snake for miles, he chased off any others.”

“That doesn’t answer my question, what are you doing out here?”

Tad wiggled his feet bashfully, “I uh, wanted to say thank you for saving me.”

Cameron’s hard exterior melted, Ohh… uh… of course, anytime.”

Tad shook his head wildly, “Once is good enough for me thanks.”

Cameron chuckled, “I suppose it is. You don’t seem as put off by me as the others, am I not scary anymore?”

The tadpole shrugged once more, “You’re just ugly, why would that scare me.”

Cameron grinned, “Did you consider that you guys might be the ugly ones and I might be the only pretty person on er…” He scratched his beard, “Here Tad, I’ve actually got a question for you. What do I call… this…” he gestured around.

“The swamp? This is Croakwood Swamp.”

“No, I mean the whole planet.”

“What’s a planet?”

Cameron rubbed his temples as he struggled to find words the young tadpole would connect with, “I mean, what do you call the world? What is Croakwood Swamp a part of?”

Tad rolled his eyes, “Amphibia duh, were you born under a rock or something?”

Ignoring the comment Cameron scribbled the name at the top of the map, “Amphibia huh? Not like the most creative name for a world.”

“You come from a different world?”

Cameron flamboyantly tucked the map into his utility belt, “Yes I do.”

“What’s it called?”

“Ear-” Cameron paused, displeasure plain on his face, “Terra, it’s called Terra.”

“What does Tara mean? Is it someone’s name?”

Cameron waved his hand, “That’s enough questions, it’s getting dark, go back home. Also…” He reached down and ripped out a page from his journal, writing the letters I.O.U. He handed it to Tad, “Take this to Nora at Newtwhistle, tell her I am deeply grateful for her gifts.

Sighing Tad clambered down the tree, taking off at a jog he waved back at Cameron, “Bye Mr. Sir knight errant… uh… Cameron Waybright… um…Sir!”

Cameron waved as he watched the tadpole disappear into the swamp. He turned back to the fire, “I wonder if I can put this on my resume…”

Notes:

This is basically my idea for how an episode following Cameron in the show would go.

Chapter 10: Cameron's Journal Early Fall

Summary:

Cameron's adventures throughout the fall.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Notes: early Fall 1.

Giving up on the whole day thing, too much happened in those first few days and if I’m honest I was neve that good about keeping a consistent diary. If When I get back to Earth Terra (being a Terran sounds cool), I’ll find out exactly how long I’ve been gone.

Noteworthy discoveries:

The world (or at least the continent) is called Amphibia

There are four toad towers in each cardinal direction centred on the capital city of Newtopia.

Newts seem to be the merchant/administrative caste, frogs the farmer/rural caste, and toads the military/police caste. Rigid caste systems like this definitely fit with the archaic life these amphibian people lead. It’s quite sad but I think I should follow some kind of noninterference policy here, at least until I know more. Getting myself and the girls caught up in some kind of revolution or civil war does not appeal to me.

I’ve adjusted my plan somewhat; I’ll try to get to Newtopia and go through whatever form of customs they deem necessary there. From the name alone it sounds like a much more advanced society than the villages and tower I’ve come across so far. My hope is at least someone there might hear my case, best case scenario I get an audience with the king as a representative from a foreign land, royal courts love oddities (I hope).

After that, it’s just a manner of visiting each toad tower and checking their prisons for my sister and the other girls. I can almost certainly count on Marcy and Sasha getting put in there. Marcy obliviously, and Sasha well… it’s insanely easy to conjure an image of her calling a toad slimy to mind. I've never known her to keep her thoughts to herself.

Anne… well Anne has a better head on her shoulders than either Marcy or Sasha. That’s not to say she’s responsible enough to stay completely out of trouble, only that her parents definitely taught her good values.

I hope this is really captivating stuff to whoever reads this because this is literally my only hobby now. No books, no video games, not even a deck of cards for solitaire. All I’ve got is this notebook and two pens to keep myself occupied for who knows how long.

Wasting ink on this bullshit.

Notes: early Fall 2.

Okay about a week after my last note, leaves are starting to turn and it’s definitely getting chillier. Nothing like that flash freeze a while back but still, I’m getting cold. I’ve hit three more villages since my last entry. Swampstone, Leapford, and Ribbitvale. The former two were quite similar to Croakwood, rustic rural townships. I kept a low profile, didn’t want a repeat of Croakwood. Turns out the gold Mayor Greenleaf gave was indeed enough to buy a house so I’m actually quite well off for the time being, able to pay room and board without much sweat even able to afford the privacy fee when I ask for it.

I’ve still been taking jobs as a knight errant, sounds corny but people ask fewer questions when I introduce myself that way. I’ve even purchased a steel helmet that fits my head. Struggled a bit to get the blacksmith to acquiesce to my demands but a little extra gold and the clearing out of a mantis infestation at his mine made the deal go through smoothly.

Ribbitvale was something else entirely though. Big houses, luxurious yards, parks, fountains, bath houses. It was all quite impressive. Of course I couldn’t really enjoy most of the amenities but I did get a room with running hot water. I gotta say, I might have actually gotten a bit high taking a hot shower after months in a swamp.

Needless to say, I loaded up on supplies at Ribbitvale. I’m down to about a quarter of the gold I started with but between the new clothes, the comb, the clean water bottle and the outdoor soap I regret nothing. I even managed to get some dental floss and a real toothbrush!

I left Ribbitvale three days ago, I’m coated in mud and insect guts. I miss it already.

I’ve been able to fill out my map more. The road to Newtopia lies just ahead, I’m told there’s a weigh station town called Stony Gulch that's very welcoming to travellers. I sense a tourist trap.

Notes:

The final notes were written down at about the same time as the episode Toadcatcher and Quarreler's Pass. Cameron misses Anne and the Plantars at Ribbitvale by a day.

Chapter 11: Another Reunion

Summary:

This takes place between the episodes Swamp and Sensibility, and Wax Museum.

Chapter Text

“Alright, you lot, no funny moves or the tadpole goes for flying lessons.” The leader of the toad brigands, a particularly ugly orange specimen covered in spiked armour, held Polly over the cliff ledge. The brigands had jumped the Fwagon while Anne and the Plantars were making breakfast seizing Polly from her bucket before the rest of the family could act. The early morning fog that blanketed the region had covered their approach completely. Even now Anne could barely see more than twenty feet in any direction. The two parties were in a deadly standoff.

“Hey easy now, we don’t have any money! I’m completely broke!” Hop Pop kept his hands up as he stood up from the riding perch on the Fwagon.

The toad snorted, “Funny, the folks we robbed yesterday said the same.”

Poly squirmed in the toad’s grasp, “Let go of me! I'll rip your arms off!”

The toad scoffed and loosed his grip slightly on the tadpole's tail causing her to slip down a few inches in his grip, "a very poor choice of words my dear, are you sure that's what you want me to do?"

Polly gazed down into the misty depths of the canyon below, "on second thought, maybe I won't deprive you of your arms."

Sprig and Anne stepped away from the Fwagon as the rest of the toads closed in, Anne held out her hands pleadingly “You can take your pick of anything in the Fwagon just please up Polly down.”

The toad laughed cruelly, “That depends on what you got in there, if’n I don’t like what I see I’m a’thinkin’ a hostage would be worth a pretty penny.”

The mist swirled around the two groups and the toads began to root through the Fwagon. Something moved in the corner of Anne’s eye, something big and fast. She whispered to Sprig, “Did you see something move in the fog just now?”

Sprig shook his head, “no, what did it look like?”

Anne bit her lip in worry, “It was big that’s all I could tell, Hop Pop are there any creatures that live in this pass?”

Hop Pop looked nervous, “Couldn’t say for sure Anne, creatures move year-round though the fog pass, could be anything.”

The toad leader saw them whispering, “you lot! What ya whispering about?” he held Polly higher over the ravine, “don’t you be testing my kindness now!”

A flash and hiss rang out, causing everyone to fall silent. Moments later the toad’s scream broke the silence, “AAAAAGH!” he clutched at a stump where his arm, and Polly, had been moments ago.

“Polly!” Anne made to move forward but Hop Pop held her back.

“Wait, Anne! This is some kind of ambush predator. We gotta keep a tight formation.”

Before Anne could protest another scream rent the air, they turned just in time to watch a toad sail off the cliff and into the foggy depths below. Anne, Hop Pop and Sprig dashed for the wagon, Anne brandished her tennis racket, Sprig loaded his slingshot, and Hop Pop swung an old book around his head, doing his best to look big and intimidating. The toads fled into the mist; their disappearances marked by flashes and screams. Silence fell as the last toad’s screams were cut short by a resounding crack of a dull impact.

Anne advanced slowly; tennis racket raised. She turned as a voice called to her from the fog, “Yoo-hoo!”

Polly appeared from the mist, several feet above the ground, she grinned dementedly “Look at this scary monster that saved me!” she looked giddy, “He’s terrifying!” as she drew nearer Anne could make out a creature carrying Polly in its left hand. The creature was taller than her, wrapped in a cloak of earthy dark green cloth beneath which metal armour glinted in the morning light. Its face was obscured by a hood and fog but beneath it, Anne caught a glimpse of blonde fur.

She pointed her racket at the creature doing her best to sound intimidating, “alright buddy, you may have saved Polly but that doesn’t mean we trust you, hand her back over before I knock your block off.”

A low rumbling noise caused Anne to step back until she realized it was the creature chuckling, “Decapitation by tennis racket, now that’d be quite a feat.” Anne’s breath caught in her throat as she realized she recognized the voice.

Pulling back his hood the man strode closer, his eyes were a brilliant blue that twinkled with excitement, his face was mostly covered by a thick blonde beard, his hair was a similarly pale blonde. Months ago, back on that fateful night, it had been short, neat, and combed, now it had grown wild. He beamed a huge smile, “finally, I’ve found one of you!”

Anne rushed forward and hugged him, “Cameron!”

Cameron wrapped Anne in a bear hug. He laughed as he rubbed Anne’s head affectionately, “It’s so good to see you’re alright Anne.”

Anne looked up at him, tears welling up in her eyes as she smiled, “I can’t believe you’re here!”

Sprig approached Cameron cautiously, he couldn’t say why but Cameron reminded him of Anne’s “friend” Sasha. He narrowed his eyes at the man, “So what’s you’re deal? Are you going to be mean to Anne like her other so-called friend was?”

Cameron’s face immediately fell, “what?”

Anne made a throat-cutting gesture at Sprig but it was too late, the young frog continued, “Yeah, her friend Sasha tried to kill me, Hop Pop and even An-.” He stopped immediately when he saw the desperate face Anne was making.

Cameron’s mustache twitched as he absorbed what had just been said, Anne coughed, “maybe we should go sit down inside.” She looked painfully over at Sprig, “I’d like you all to meet Cameron Waybright, Sasha’s older brother.”

Cameron sat pensively at the table, listening intently as Anne explained what had befallen her and Sasha at Toad Tower. Outside the Fwagon Sprig and Polly watched through the window as Hop Pop cleaned up the mess the toad brigands had made as they fled.

Sprig leaned towards Polly, “I don’t trust this guy at all, I bet he’s just like Sasha.”

Polly nodded, “I dunno, he did save me from those toad guys, Sasha wouldn’t have done that.”

Sprigs eyes narrow, “he must be an even more masterful manipulator than Sasha, buying our trust by chasing off those toad brigands. They probably work for him, I bet you anything when we fall asleep we’ll wake up to find this Cameron and his toad toadies have tied us up are taking us back to Sasha for execution.”

Hop Pop strode up, “Now Sprig we can’t judge a book by its cover.”

Polly nodded enthusiastically, “Yeah, I bet Cameron is really cool and will help us fight Sasha next time we see her and-”

Hop Pop shook his fist, “but we can make assumptions! Keep an eagle eye out Sprig, we can’t make the same mistake twice.”

Polly let out a sigh, maybe they were right.

Cameron felt a dull pain building behind his forehead as Anne finished up the story, he began messaging his eyes to try and ease it as they sat in silence. Finally, he lifted his head, “I’m really sorry about all of this Anne.”

Anne was slightly taken aback, “you’re sorry?”

Cameron ran his fingers through his beard, a habit of his when stressed, “What Sasha did to you and your friends the Plantars was inexcusable. She’s even worse than she ever was back home.” He stood up, “But I can’t excuse your actions in this entirely Anne, I know you had to defend yourself and these frogs but what both of you did was far too dangerous. Swords are not toys.” His eyes were hard for a moment but then softened, “Still if what you’ve said is true Sasha is with creatures that will help her, or at least keep her safe for now.”

Cameron breathed out heavily, clearly filled with mixed emotions and feeling awkward, “that was very mature of you to tell me like that, I believe you completely.” He put his hand on Anne’s shoulder, “You leave Sasha to me from now on, let her be my problem to deal with.”

Anne nodded, she had seen the pain that entered Cameron’s eyes when she had brought up what almost happened at Toad tower. She averted her eyes, “it won’t happen again.”

Cameron winced slightly at the dejected tone in Anne’s voice, “alright yeah this is too heavy for me, let’s go back outside and see your friends.”

As they exited the wagon Cameron’s eyes locked with Sprig who was trying his best to be menacing, he nudged Anne, “I don’t think your friends are too keen about me hanging around Anne.”

“They’re a stubborn lot but they’re nice people, er… frog… people that is…” She trailed off as Hop Pop glared at the two of them.

Cameron stepped forward, pausing as he awkwardly turned back to Anne, “is there apology procedure here? I can count the number of positive interactions I’ve had since I got here on one hand so I’m kinda at a loss for local social cues.”

Anne grimaced as she shrugged, “Kneel maybe?”

Cameron knelt before Hop Pop, bending his head down in classical medieval supplicant form, “Hopediah Plantar I want to offer my sincerest apologies to you and your ilk on behalf of the Waybright family. Please, if there’re anything I can do to make up for my sister’s transgressions towards you say it now and it will be done.”

From behind Anne could hear Cameron mumble under his breath, “please not blood, please not blood.”

Hop Pop was taken aback but quickly regained his composure, he looked over at Anne, “now see here Anne, this young gentleman knows his manners. You said using rude language to one another was the norm for your people back home.”

Anne kicked Cameron’s boot, speaking out the side of her mouth, “Now look what you’ve done.” She then beamed innocently at Hop Pop, laughing and averting her eyes as she tried to come up with an excuse, “Yeah well, uh, he’s just different. He’s… uh.”

Cameron raised his head, “if I might interject, it’s kind of a cultural thing. Younger ladies like Anne and Sasha have a specific form of communication that differs from the older elements of our kind.” He winked at Anne, “It’s a language we call it slang.”

Hop Pop narrowed his eyes, “Ah well the young’uns are always up to some kind of trouble, guess that’s no different where you’re from than it is here.”

Cameron stood up, “Too true sir.”

Hop Pop snapped at him, “don’t sir me, I still haven’t decided how you’ll pay for what your sister did to us.”

His face instantly shifting back to a serious mask Cameron dropped to his kneeling position, “of course, I await your judgement.”

They all sat there for what felt like hours as Hop Pop pondered.

Sprig and Polly chimed in with solutions.

“Cut his toes off!”

“Make him be my bodyguard for a year!”

“Make him give me that cool sword thing he has.”

Anne shot them an icy glare, causing the two of them to fall silent. Hop Pop turned back to Cameron, stroking his chin, “I’m not all that good at this holding judgment stuff so how’s about this, you have to do our chores for the duration of our trip to Newtopia.”

Cameron raised his head, eyes lighting up, “Newtopia?”

Anne chimed in, “it’s the capital city, we’re going there to find out how the music box works that sent us here.”

Cameron nodded once, “As it happens that was my next stop. You’ve got yourself a deal Mr. Plantar.”

As he stood up, Cameron extended his hand to Hop Pop who shook it warmly, “please, call me Hop Pop.”

Sprig kicked the ground glumly, “darn, I really wanted that sword.”

Chapter 12: On the Road

Chapter Text

Normally Cameron would have complained to no end to being told he needed to do the laundry, cooking, and cleaning for a whole family, but his time spent in the wilderness of Amphibia made the prospect of living in a clean space feel like a dream come true. Truth be told though his time as butler to the Plantar family was short-lived, with Hop Pop becoming quickly bored without chores. Anne also volunteered to help so it turned out that Cameron only had to do Sprig and Polly’s chores which Hop Pop quickly decided wouldn’t fly under his watch.

Cameron thoroughly enjoyed the company of Anne and the Plantars. They delighted each other with their stories in Amphibia, Cameron’s tales of his exploits as a roving knight errant were of particular fascination to Polly. Though he did have some reservations about how her eyes would light up as he described how he dispatched the various beasts he had encountered.

Though the company was good, and the travelling conditions comfortable, Cameron could feel something gnawing at the back of his mind. He knew exactly what it was: Sasha.

Cameron gazed up into the clear night sky. He had changed out of his armour, sporting a blue tunic he had bought from Ribbitvale. The stars covered the sky like spilled flour, the moon large and red as normal hung low in the sky, and in the distance, he could see swamp creatures going about their nightly routines. He let out a sigh of frustration, trying to relax.
“Something wrong?”

Cameron didn’t look over, “take a guess.”

Anne found herself a seat at the other end of the Fwagon roof, she rubbed the back of her neck self consciously, “yeah okay, dumb question.”

Cameron closed his eyes and grimaced as if in pain, “No, no, I’m sorry that was uncalled for.” He opened his eyes again and stared straight up, “I need to find Sasha. I need to get her under control before she makes any more stupid mistakes.”

Anne remained silent, fidgeting with her fingers. They sat in silence for a few minutes before Cameron spoke up again, “Tomorrow morning I’m going after her.”

Anne raised her head in surprise, “are you sure you don’t want to get to Newtopia first?”

Cameron shook his head, “Sasha won’t be there, if she was last with this Captain Grime character you’ve told me about, she’ll be heading to one of the other toad towers. Sasha’s not the kind of person to come crawling back no matter the consequences.”

Anne looked at a spot on the floor. She looked up at Cameron, a tinge of anxiety in her eyes, “do you think we’ll ever get home Cameron? I mean, the music box seems broken…”

Cameron snorted, “Of course, we’ll get home. Don’t you remember? The gems on the music box were coloured when we opened it on Earth, it’s just out of power. I’ve seen plenty of ruins around here, one of them will have what we need to power that thing up and take us home.” He smiled, “hell, we can probably go back and forth whenever we want once we figure out how to power the box. I’m sure Sprig would appreciate a visit from you.” Internally Cameron could feel his anxiety rise, there were decent odds that the music box was forever broken, or that it was a one-way trip item. Still, he kept a smile on his face for Anne’s sake.

Anne smiled, her anxiety disappearing much to Cameron’s relief, “that’s so true! I bet I could even bring Sprig to LA to meet my parents, how cool would that be?”

Cameron chuckled and turned his gaze back to the sky, “super cool.”

Chapter 13: Dreams

Summary:

Following his reunion with Anne Cameron has a vivid dream of past events.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

That night as Cameron slept in the Plantar’s Fwagon his thoughts drifted. Anne’s story gnawed at his mind as it conjured up images of Sasha falling. He fought against the tide, latching onto whatever thoughts he could to distract himself from his sister’s uncertain fate. It wasn’t long before he was pulled into his usual dream, the one he’d had ever since he first got to Amphibia.


He was sitting on the coach at their dad’s place. Legs outstretched and resting atop an ottoman as he scrolled through his phone. Sipping his morning cup of tea Cameron selected a video from his feed. It was a lecturer talking about the recent black hole image taken in April. As he settled in to watch the video he heard the sound of footsteps on the stairs behind him, “oh, you’re alive.”

Sasha covered her mouth as she yawned, “Morning, fartface.”

Cameron didn’t look up from his phone, “why do you always look like you were run over by a truck in your sleep?”

Sasha scowled, still half asleep, she tried to smooth out her bedhead with one hand. As she passed the couch she took a lazy swipe at Cameron's head with her free hand. He tilted his head to the side, avoiding most of the blow, “Good morning to you too.”

Turing towards the kitchen Sasha snorted in annoyance. A few seconds later she came back to the living room eyes filled with indignant rage, “you took the last muffin!”

Cameron’s voice dripped with false sincerity as he shrugged innocently, “I asked if you wanted it.”

“I was asleep you ass.”

“Then wake up before seven, anything left out in the open after eight is fair game, you know the rules.”

Sasha turned back to the kitchen, swearing under her breath.

Waiting until she was out of sight Cameron leaned his head back, eyes filled with mischief, he shouted upstairs, “Daaaad! Sasha’s swearing again!”

Instantly Sasha popped her head out of the kitchen, cereal box in hand, “Cameron taught it to me!”

There was silence. Sasha violently hurled the cereal box at Cameron who caught it easily, “ha, ha, funny.” her voiced laced with sarcasm, “where’d they go?”

“They’re going to see Lisa’s family, dad knew you wouldn’t want to go, and I graciously volunteered to drive you to school.” Lisa was their dad’s new wife. Cameron got along with her fine. She wasn’t a bad person by any means, but she wasn’t their mom. Since the divorce Cameron and Sasha had been passed back and forth between their parents as part of the shared custody agreement. Cameron had insisted on staying with his sister so now they spent a month at their dad’s place and a month and their mom’s. All in all, Cameron was happy to be able to see both their parents regularly, but he could tell the change had been hard on Sasha. She had been only five when it all happened, and while she understood more than he had expected her to at the time, she had never fully adjusted.

Sasha rolled her eyes, “Pass. I wouldn’t want to be seen dead in that piece of scrap you call a car.”

Cameron threw the cereal box back at her, “it’ll be your piece of scrap soon, and don’t worry, they took Lisa’s car. I’ll be driving dad’s car today.”

Sasha pumped her fist, “score.”

Sighing Cameron turned back to his video, “It’s not even that old really.”

Sasha’s eyes suddenly lit up with excitement, “oh I just remembered! It’s Anne’s birthday today!”

Cameron’s mood suddenly became a lot more dower, “what are you going to make her do this time?”

Sasha looked up from her phone, feigned shock written across her face, “what’s that supposed to mean?” Cameron held back a snort of cynical laughter, she was a good liar.

Screwing his face up Cameron did a mocking impression, “What’s that supposed to mean? See I can sound like an idiot too.”

Sasha rolled her eyes, “Anne loves that stuff, besides it’s always up to her what we do. It’s not my fault she likes every one of my ideas better than the lame stuff she comes up with.”

Cameron curled his lip in disgust, “do you even hear yourself sometimes? I don’t understand how you have any friends.”

Sasha leaned on the couch, “Unlike your big brother, I’m cool. And because I’m cool people want to be my friend and listen to what I say. Honestly, Anne and Marcy are lucky they have me to watch out for them. They’d be the school freaks if it wasn’t for me.”

“Lucky? Is that really what you think about your friends?”

Sasha’s eyes narrowed, “I don’t see how it’s your business anyways Cam. Stop being such a control freak, focus on your own life for once. Maybe you’d get a girlfriend that way.”

Cameron snarled, “Oh you wanna play like that huh?”

Sasha spread her arms out, “Whatcha going to do about it?”

“You’re being an especially garbage person today. You know that?”

“And you’re being a shit disturber.”

Cameron looked like he was about to stand up but then he smirked and pulled his headphones down over his ears, “alright, whatever.” Opening his phone, he starred down at the screen and continued watching his video.

Sasha grinned, “sucks to suck Cam.”

“mmm hmm.”

Sasha crossed her arms, “you just got destroyed.”

“I guess so.”

She tapped her foot, brow furrowing, “you’re being a baby.” When Cameron did not answer she walked over and pulled one of his headphone speakers off his ear, “did you hear that nerd?”

With a swift motion, Cameron grabbed her arm and turned his head, grinning widely, “What’s it say about you if you’re weaker than a nerd?”

Sasha pulled with all her might, but Cameron’s grip remained tight, “No fair, let me go!”

Cameron laughed, delighted at her struggle, “sucks to suck Sash.”

Sasha tried to reach Cameron’s face with her free hand, but Cameron easily blocked the blows, slapping her own hand into her face repeatedly. The fight devolved from there as the two siblings began pulling hair and slapping each other. Cameron held an easy advantage of reach and strength, but over the years Sasha had adapted, going for digits and other weak points to force her older brother to losen his grip.

The brawl was broken up by a crash as Cameron’s mug fell to the floor. Cameron looked down and cursed scrambling over to the tissue box to wipe up the tea before it reached the carpet and stained it.

Sasha grinned, “Ooh that’s a new one, what's it mean?”

Cameron glared at her, “It means piss off unless you want to help clean up your mess.”

Sasha shrugged, “whatever.” As she turned to leave, she paused, slowly turning back, “Hey Cam, you’re off school today, right?”

Cameron didn’t look up, “I thought I told you to buzz off.”

Sasha let out a breath of frustration, “okay I’m sorry for breaking the mug I’ll tell dad I dropped it.”

Cameron looked up suspiciously, instantly aware of the game his sister was playing, “Alright, what do you want?”

“Can you drive me and Anne around today? I promised her we’d go to our favourite spots for her birthday.”

Cameron’s eyes narrowed, “are you skipping school again?”

Sasha flipped her hair and rolled her eyes, “no of course not, one of my classes later in the day was cancelled. Miss Vanberg is sick.”

Cameron studied her face, unable to tell if she was being truthful or not. He gazed back down at the shattered mug, “Fine, what time do I pick you up from school?”

Sasha clasped her hands behind he back, “noon.”

“Alright, finish your breakfast. You’re going to be late.”


Cameron sat in the Saint James Middle School office. The room was just as bland and dull as he remembered, and as ever was flushed with the smell which he could only describe as 'beige'. Fluorescent white lights shone down on him from the likely asbestos-filled ceiling, their covers stained yellow with age. A teacher opened the door to his right, “Cameron? Sasha and Anne are here.” Cameron smiled cordially and stood up. Sasha and Anne were waiting in the outside hallway, bags and all. The teacher smiled at Cameron, “How did you get roped into taking them to their dentist appointments?”

Cameron stared blankly for a second before realizing what had transpired, duped once again... “oh… uh… our dad’s out of town for the day and I’m unlucky enough to have free time.”

The teacher laughed softly, “Poor you.”

Cameron glared at Sasha who flashed him a sly grin, “Yeah... poor me.”

In the car Cameron turned to Sasha who was sitting beside him in the front seat, “really?”

“It was a boring lesson today anyway.”

“Why did you have to implicate me in all of this? You know what happens if Dad finds out about this? Do you understand that it’ll be my ass that gets raked over the coals?” He turned to Anne in the back seat giving her a pained smile, “Also, hi Anne. Happy birthday.”

Anne smiled back, awkwardly shifting in her seat, “Hi Cameron... thanks.”

Cameron turned his attention back to Sasha, “you do realize this is borderline criminal?”

Sasha kicked her feet up on the dashboard, “You’re overreacting.”

Swiping her feet off the dash with a deft motion Cameron turned to Anne, “do your parents know you’re being picked up from school early?” Anne shook her head sheepishly. Cameron groaned, “great now I’m a kidnapper.”

Sasha rolled her eyes impatiently, “you done feeling sorry for yourself?”

Cameron had been massaging his eyes, he slowly lowered his hands. He glared right at Sasha, “give me moment, for some reason I have to process your shame too.”

Sensing a fight was brewing Anne leaned forward, “uh Cameron it was my idea to skip school actually.”

Cameron didn’t stop glaring at Sasha, “How’d you get her to think that huh?” He turned to Anne, sighing, “Alright birthday girl what’s the destination?”

Anne paused for a minute before Sasha butted in, “We’re going to the strip mall, Anne wants to do some graffiti.”

Cameron remained silent as he pressed the car’s ignition, causing the engine to hum to life. He slapped Sasha’s hand away from his phone, “ oh no, I pick the music.”

Sasha groaned aloud, “I’m not cruising to that stupid old music you and Dad like.”

Cameron opened his playlist, “good thing you’re not cruising then.”

The three of them sat in silence, Cameron humming along to the soft rock of his playlist as he carefully picked his way through the afternoon traffic. Sasha looked up from her phone, “hey idiot, you missed a turn!”

Cameron looked at her with lidded eyes, holding back a grin his voice was laden with sarcasm, “oh didn’t I say? We’re going to the arcade. Man, we really need to work on our communication Sash.”

Sasha slumped down in her seat, “ass.”


Despite Sasha’s misgivings, she and Anne thoroughly enjoyed the arcade. While Cameron occupied himself with the time crisis machine, he caught a glimpse of the girls playing Super Dance Fusion, he also saw them swipe some of the money from the machine while the arcade attendant was in the bathroom. He shrugged, this place was basically a scam anyways, you could find all of these games on a phone now for free.

He was less ambivalent to the situation, however, when he lost track of Anne and Sasha entirely several minutes later. He was about to start asking around when he caught sight of the two girls rolling down a nearby hill in a shopping cart. Groaning, Cameron massaged his brow, “I hate being an adult.”

Opening his phone he dialed Ms. Boonchuy’s number.

Cameron’s face lit up with a gin as he shifted his mood to phone call mode, “Hi Ms. Boonchuy this is Cameron… Yes, I’m quite well how are you? Awesome... I just wanted to give you a quick call to let you know I just picked Anne up from school along with Sasha today… Yeah, she wanted to take her to the arcade for her birthday…” As Cameron watched the shopping cart tumble over with both girls inside, he winced, “Oh shit…”

Quickly, however, they stood up and raced the cart back up the hill, sighing in relief he chuckled, “Yes, they’re having a great time... Yes, I’ll drop her off before five… Alright, take care, ciao.”

Cameron put his phone back in his pocket as a very dusty Anne and Sasha walked up to the car. He raised an eyebrow, “where’d the shopping cart come from?”

Sasha nonchalantly gestured to a superstore behind them, “someone left it lying around, figured they didn’t need it.”

“So that’s two counts of stealing in one day?” This might be a new record for you two.

Anne grinned and leaned in close, “We also graffitied the back of the store and totally dodged the cops.”

Cameron narrowed his eyes at Sasha, “Okay, well played. Is that a tie game between us now?”

Sasha flicked her hair, “two to one actually, I go you with the dentist thing I told the school.”

Cameron grimaced, “shi- drat.” He opened the car door, “Alright, let’s go you two.”

As they turned onto the road home Sasha and Anne caught sight of a particular building. They looked at each other and grinned mischievously. They began pounding their fists on the seat back and dash in front of them, “McDonalds! McDonalds! McDonalds!”

Cameron shrugged, “yeah okay.” The girls cheered but then Sasha caught glimpse of Cameron’s devilish smile he was hiding poorly with his hand. She stopped cheering, dread filling her soul as she realized what Cameron was about to do. Noticing her pleading eyes Cameron smiled wider, “you know, I could definitely go for a single black coffee right now, you girls are so considerate to me.”

This announcement was met with boos and hissing from his passengers. Laughing, Cameron turned off his indicator, “Kidding. We’ll stop at Ortelli’s.” the cheering resumed.


Cameron handed Sasha a twenty-dollar bill, “Get me the quintuple chocolate and find us a place to sit, no ice cream in the car.” He dropped them just outside the café and then began hunting for parking. Being late afternoon now the pickings were slim. When he finally got back to Ortelli’s his drink was half melted. Sitting down he removed the straw and went in for a spoonful, “hmm, gross yet delicious.” He glanced up at the girls, “Sorry we’re a little late getting you home Anne, I didn’t expect traffic to be as bad as it was.”

Anne seemed conflicted but shrugged, “it’s okay I can be a little late, actually we’re going to meet Marcy right after this.”

Cameron raised his eyebrows, “It’s like almost six o’clock dude. I told your mom we’d drop you off at five.”

Sasha waved her hand, “Anne’s totally cleared it up with them. Relax Cam, we’re just going to drop by this store Marcy told us about, it’s not too far from here. Why don’t you go get the car and pick us up from it?”

Cameron gazed down into his now lukewarm quintuple chocolate shake, “yeah okay this was a bad idea anyway, but right after that we’re dropping you off at home Anne. The last thing I need is to be on your mom’s bad side. What’s the place called?”


Cameron pulled the car up to a parking spot right in front of the antique store, it had now gotten late enough that parking was easier again, a fact he had mixed feelings on. As he sat in the car looking for the girls, he dialled Ms. Boonchuy’s number again, “Hello? Yes, Hi Ms. Boonchuy it’s Cameron again I-… yes, I know we’re very late it’s just-… yes, I agree no excuses I-… well they got a text from Marcy and-… yes I’ll drop Anne off first… Yes, I know it’s her birthday and I’m deeply sorry for all this it’s just... it’s like herding cats when they’re together and… No, I’m not with them now, we stopped at Ortelli’s for ice cream, and I went to get parking… no they’re meeting Marcy at this antique store… no I don’t get it either… Yes, mam, I accept full responsibility… Yes, I see them now over at the park... We’ll be on our way soon… Yeah, bye.” Taking a deep breath Cameron stepped out of the car, locking it he marched across the road to where Sasha, Anne and Marcy were sitting at a park bench.

“Alright guys I am now officially on Ms. Boonchuy’s shit list, so we need to get going now!” he smiled at Marcy, “oh hey Marcy, how was school?”

Marcy only looked up for a second to smile back, “oh hey Cameron, good!” She turned back to whatever Anne was holding, “try turning the key.”

Cameron walked over and peered down. Anne was toying with some kind of ornate music box. It was covered in swamp iconography, with a frog showing reverence to three large gems on its top: one blue, one pink, and one green.

Cameron turned to Sasha, “This is what you got Anne for her birthday? How did you afford this?”

Sasha grinned, “it was on sale for really cheap, those probably aren’t real gemstones.”

Cameron studied the music box more, “looks pretty real to me, old too.” He glanced at Marcy who was enthusiastically prodding the box with Anne, “are you sure you got if for Anne and not Marcy?”

Sasha scoffed, “Anne loves frog stuff, we couldn’t resist when we saw it.”

Cameron frowned; Marcy was definitely the kind of person to get fascinated by these kinds of things but the way she spoke to Anne about the box seemed like she’d seen it before. Cameron opened his mouth, “Hey Marcy, do you know what this-”

There was a click, and everyone fell silent. Cameron stepped closer, curiosity overcoming his previous train of thought. Anne gripped the side top of the box and began lifting. Cameron’s eyes widened as a brilliant light seeped out of the box, the gems glowed bright, shining like neon lights. Cameron felt a tug as if a strong wind was pushing him from behind. Just as he became cognizant of this feeling the blue gem flashed, Anne was engulfed in the light, a pink flash and he could no longer see Sasha, a green flash and now Marcy was gone too. Light filled Cameron’s vision; he was frozen, overstimulated, and completely unable to move. Then he lost his footing and was sent spinning into the light.


Cameron awoke with a gasp. He looked around, momentarily unsure of his surroundings. The familiar sights of the Fwagon revealed themselves in the darkness. He could hear the snores of Anne and the Plantars as they slept nearby. Taking a few deep breaths Cameron got his panic under control. Standing up he drank a swig of water from his canteen which hung from a peg on the wall above his bed. Lying back down as he felt his heartbeat calm. He gazed up at the roof of the Fwagon, muttering to himself as he slipped back off to sleep, “Are there even five kinds of chocolate?”

Notes:

I've tried my best to integrate Cameron into the original events that sent the girls to Amphibia with as few changes as possible. Basically if something happens 'off screen' assume it happened as it did in the show, I'm trying not to just rewrite dialogue.

Some small notes about the character dynamics that I want to include but haven't found a good place to yet.

Cameron and Anne. Cameron and Anne didn't really interact much before now, they got along fine whenever Cameron was assigned as chaperone for the girls. The two do share a love of sports though Cameron prefers basketball and fencing to tennis. Cameron is good friends with Anne's father, who was the one who got Cameron into video games.

Cameron and Marcy. Cameron and Marcy are both nerds and do well at school though Cameron is a little less hardcore about it than Marcy. Cameron was the one who introduced Marcy to roleplaying games when she saw him and his friends playing while she was over for a playdate with Sasha. Cameron tutors Marcy every other week but over the last few years Marcy really hasn't needed much help so the two spend most of their time talking about video games, books, and movies. Marcy also gets most of her older fantasy movie recommendations from Cameron.

Chapter 14: On the Hunt

Summary:

Cameron sets off to find his sister Sasha. Unbeknownst to him he is not the only one on her trail.

Chapter Text

Cameron fastened the buckled on his travel pack, giving it one final tug to ensure it was secure he nodded, “alright, time for last minute checks, do you guys see anything I’m forgetting?”

Anne and Polly who had been watching him pack from the fwagon’s dinner table glanced around before shaking their heads.

“I don’t see anything.”

“Do you have your canteen?”

Cameron pulled back the hem of his travelling cloak, “on the belt, and filled. Guess I’ll go up and tell Hop Pop to pull over.”

Anne drummed her fingers on the table in anxiety, “Are you really sure splitting up is the best idea, Cameron? I mean how do I find you again?”

Cameron crushed the small sense of annoyance that built up within him, having heard and answered the same question over and over again since the night before. Anne had every reason to be nervous about this. He looked up at her as he began donning his armour, “Once I’ve tracked down Sash I’ll meet you at Newtopia, or if you’re not there I’ll go to Wartwood.”

Anne continued to fidget, “okay…”

Cameron finished putting on his armour, he stood up, “I’m sorry about ditching you so soon Anne. I really am.”

She smiled, “No, no I get it. No matter what’s happened between us I’m not going home without Sasha or Marcy.”

Cameron opened his arms for hug which Anne stood up and accepted, “me neither Anne, we’ll find them. Just stay safe until I get back.”

Releasing Anne from the hug he turned to Polly, “I’m trusting you to keep her safe alright?”

Polly picked up a rolling pin that was lying nearby, holding it like a polearm she gave a salute, “I will protect miss Boonchuy with my life sir.”

Chucking Cameron pounded his breastplate, returning the salute, “I have full confidence in your abilities trooper.”

With Anne and Polly in tow Cameron climbed up onto the roof of the fwagon, waving up to Sprig and Hop Pop who were driving Bessie, “I’m all packed, just drop me wherever Hop Pop!”

As the Fwagon came to a halt Cameron leapt off the side onto the road. They were out of the mountains now and into a sort of boreal forest area. Conifer trees dotted the rocky landscape, it all reminded him of camping trips up north when he was little. Reaching up he offered a hand to Hop Pop, “Thank you for your hospitality Hop Pop, and for taking care of Anne. Sorry, I can’t make good on my chores contract.”

Hop Pop took his hand and shook it warmly, “don’t you worry yourself about that, it’s been a pleasure to have you. You take care out there now, Amphibia’s a tricky place to travel alone.”

Cameron smiled, “will do.” He turned to Sprig and held out his hand, “I’m not still in your bad books, am I?”

Sprig looked pensively at the hand scratching his chin with narrowed eyes, “I dunno, you could still be playing the long game…”
Cameron held back a laugh, “Alright fine, tell you what. You give me a chance, and when it’s time for me and the girls to go back home to earth I’ll let you keep my laser sword.”

Sprig instantly snatched his hand, “Sure thing new best friend!”

Anne snapped her head towards him, glaring, “Hey!”

Prying his hand loose from Sprig’s iron grip Cameron let out a snort of laughter. He set off across the road, hoping over the ditch at the side he turned one final time and waved, “Catch you all later! Have fun in Newtopia!” Then he ducked into the forest and disappeared from view.


Even at low power the exoskeleton of Cameron’s armour gave his travel speed a significant boost. He moved along dried-out stream beds and animal trails at a swift lope, only slowing to a normal walking pace to avoid low-hanging branches or to navigate dense foliage. He was out in the wild of Amphibia now, in terrain he was much more comfortable with. Gone were the oozing swamps and bogs, replaced with the smell of pine (or at least the local equivalent) and beds of ferns. As he travelled, he went back over his plan. Sasha and Grime must have a destination, somewhere they would go to recover and regroup with their forces. He knew of only three places they would likely go: east, west, and north toad tower. The map Hop Pop had provided him hadn’t given him any new information but that in of itself was helpful. There were really only five major landmarks to travel to in Amphibia, four now that the south tower was gone.

According to Hop Pop, the toads would likely be labelled turncoats for abandoning their posts to the villagers, so Newtopia was off the table. That left the three remaining towers. North Tower was the closest to where he’d start looking there. Of course, he also planned to make inquiries in any towns he passed through and if his intuition was right Sasha and Grime would be taking the same route he was. The sight of smoke from chimneys caught his eyes. Slightly off course but if they had any information on his sister's whereabouts the diversion would be well worth it.

The town was quiet, with just a few frogs and newts going about their daily tasks in the street, only stopping to stare for a moment at the tall and armoured creature that walked their town’s streets. Cameron had both his helmet on and his hood down to cover his face. Though he still stuck out like a sore thumb he found that most people when encountering a giant creature in full amour elected to carry on as if nothing were amiss rather than interrogate him as to his business.

Hearing the sound of singing Cameron turned his head, sighting a tavern. Bright blue, yellow and orange lettering marked it as ‘Under the Old Log’. Taking a second look at the building he noticed the roof of the tavern was indeed an ancient log. He slammed his palm against his forehead causing the helmet to ring like a dull bell for a second around his head. Exasperation quickly being replaced by embarrassment he stepped swiftly inside the tavern.

Yodeling and frogs wearing lederhosen sitting at American diner style tables greeted him as he pushed the wild west style saloon doors open. Pushing the weird fusion of decor and cultures to the back of him mind Cameron walked over to the bar behind which a toad wearing a bow tie and apron was cleaning plates. Wiping yet more moss from a revolving bar stood Cameron took a seat.

The toad’s eyes drifted sideways towards him, “what can I getcha?”

“One swamp beer please,” Cameron set two copper coins down. As the toad turned to fill a tankard Cameron spied a piece of paper that had fallen down behind the bar, “I think you dropped something.”

Glancing down the toad sighed, “not mine, it belonged to some crazy newt that was in here yesterday.” Peeling it off the sticky floor he passed it to Cameron who grabbed the edge gingerly, “you’re welcome to it if you like, don’t expect to claim the bounty I think that newt picked up the guy’s trail.”

It was a wanted poster, Cameron flipped it over and scoffed, it was for Captain Grime, “well how’s about that then.”

The toad passed him his tankard, “were you after that fella too?”

Cameron nodded, “Sort of, more so he’s travelling with someone I’m after. You said a newt came in with this?”

The toad nodded, “Yeah, some highfalutin newt lady from Newtopia. Armour, medals, the whole deal. Went off in a hurry too after these two toads came in chatting about the captain.”

Cameron winced and slumped his head forward, “Shit...”

“Yeah, sorry man, I think that bounty’s long gone.”

Cameron was silent, and horrible scenarios running through his head. He shook himself and looked back up at the toad, “do you know which way she went?”

The barkeep sniffed, closing one eye as he thought back, “I think I recall hearing something about the old mill.”

“Good a place to start as any,” Cameron brought the tankard up to his mouth, but it slammed into the helmet, spilling the liquid all down his front, “ah shit… you know what, never mind. I shouldn’t be day drinking and hunting at the same time.”

The Toad shrugged, “no refunds.” But Cameron wasn’t listening he rolled the wanted poster up and stuffed it into his belt as he walked out the swinging doors.

As he approached the abandoned hill Cameron could see multiple trees had been recently felled. Walking over to the he ran his hands along the cuts, clean and in pairs. He shook his head, “Is fucking Wolverine hunting them?” it was then that he noticed another set of cut objects, he groaned, “What the hell Sash?”

Four crudely constructed training dummies were scattered in pieces across the clearing three of which bore a striking resemblance to the members of the Plantar family. Cameron walked over and looked down at the fourth dummy, hands resting on hips as he examined it. The dummy had long curly hair, a blue shirt, and a pink skirt, and wielded a crude wooden sword in its hand. Cameron let out a long breath as he continued to stare at the Anne dummy, “this does not bode well…”

Examining the mill he found several supply boxes, marked in bright paint with the words Wartwood or Toad Tower. Cracking one open he looked at the contents: food, weapons, and armor. Despite the slightly worrying context of his discoveries Cameron couldn’t help but feel excitement building, Sasha had been here, recently too.

Exiting the mill he began searching the ground. No blood that was good, Sasha and Grime must have retreated from whoever had cut the trees down. If they left in a hurry, there should be tracks. Sure, enough Cameron spotted a human footprint that was smaller than his own. Finding several more he took off in the direction they pointed.


Cameron picked up a shard of metal. It was sharp and slender. Someone’s weapon had broken, the small bits of wood still on the blade didn’t help much identifying who. The assailant had cut down trees, but the dummies Sasha had made were also wood. He checked the ground again, still no blood.

The trail ran cold at the cliff edge, gingerly Cameron peered over. His face twisted in confusion, no body, no blood. Did everyone just decide to pack up and go home? Another morbid thought crossed his mind, “shit, dead bodies sink don’t they…” he pursed his lips, “Well I need to check… guess I’m going down.”

Something moved in the corner of his eye. Spinning Cameron turned, his back facing the cliff as he reached slowly for his laser sword, he’d let his guard slip since leaving the swamp but who knows what kind of creatures live in the woods.

“Surrender and I might let you live creature.”

Cameron spun, sword igniting as he drew it. A newt stood twenty paces away, she was pink with spiked blonde hair and clad in plate armor with several medals adorned upon the breastplate. This must be the newt the toad bar tender told him about. how had she been able to sneak up on him?

The newt struck a pose, “You are tampering with a crime scene, identify yourself immediately!”

Cameron held out his hand, “woah I’m not here to pick a fight. You’re after Captain Grime, right?” He lowered his blade point a little, “My name is Cameron Waybright, my sister Sasha was last seen with him.” Slowly Cameron removed his helmet, revealing his messy blonde hair and beard, “She’s a human, like me.”

Seeing his revealed features the newt’s eyes narrowed and her lip curled, “oh yes, I can see the family resemblance. You humans are certainly the ugliest creatures I have ever met.”

Cameron had to bite back a retort, “listen, you’re clearly law enforcement and I have no desire to obstruct justice. I can help you bring Grime in; he illegally recruited my sister into his toad army, she shouldn’t have been part of the army so she can’t be accused of treason.”

The newt let out a laugh, “You’re a shrewd one human, you are correct that your sister isn’t guilty of treason.” Cameron let out a sigh, but his relief was short-lived as the newt brought up his first upon which two broken blades were mounted, “however, she is guilty of attacking a member of the Newtopian army! And as for you,” She then pointed directly at Cameron, “East tower reported a Cameron Waybright trespassing and attacking the guards there!”

Cameron cursed raising his blade again, “You’ve got to be kidding me.”

The Newt struck another pose, “So surrender yourself to General Yunan, Scourge of the Sand Wars, Defeater of Ragnar the Wretched and the youngest newt ever to achieve the rank of general in the great Newtopian Army before I cut you down.”

Cameron’s eyes glazed over a bit from a strange combination of second-hand embarrassment and dejectedness, “well I know I can’t beat an entire army, might as well call them out of hiding now, I don’t have a death wish.”

Yunan laughed, she ejected the broken wrist blades from her right gauntlet. Reaching into a belt satchel she slammed a fresh set in, “army? I have no need for an army.” Dropping into a fighting stance, blades extended out from both her armored wrists, “an army only slowed me down.”

Cameron suddenly came to a horrid realization, “You’re not taking prisoners, are you?”

Yunan gave a devilish grin, “No mercy for traitors and invaders.”

Cameron gritted his teeth, “well I can’t let you hurt Sasha, no matter what she’s done.”

The newt general’s grin somehow grew larger, “good, more fun this way.” With a snarl she charged at lightning speed.

Cameron met the charge with grim determination, keeping the laser sword at low power he deflected and parried Yunan’s attacks. The newt was everywhere at once, leaping around and over Cameron as they duelled, dancing away from his strikes and diving back. She never went for a direct engagement, instead using her superior acrobatics and speed to force Cameron onto the defensive. Her strategy became immediately clear to Cameron, she intended to tire him out, once his reaction speed fell behind hers, she would go in for a killing blow. Cameron was impressed, this newt was a cunning warrior. He would need to change the battle dynamic.

As Yunan dived for another strike he thumbed the intensity switch on his sword, only for a split second. The blade sliced cleanly through Yunan’s right wrist blades as they struck towards Cameron’s side.

Yunan darted back, “clever trick human, but that won’t work again.”

Now with some breathing room Cameron began to feel his confidence returning, he had a plan now, “it’s rare to get compliments from an esteemed newt such as yourself general.”

“Don’t flatter yourself human, this still only ends one way.”

Cameron grinned, “well I might as well get comfortable then.” Reaching up to his shoulder he unclasped his cloak, letting it fall limply into his hand. The with a sudden movement he swung the cloak at Yunan.

The newt’s left gauntlet sliced cleanly through the fabric, “feeble tricks won’t work against the mighty General Y-” she was cut off as Cameron tackled her through the cloak. Dropping his sword he wrapped his gauntleted hand around her left-hand wrist blade and crushed it. The sharp but fragile blade shattered, splintering into shards of metal from the violent force. Yunan let out a snarl, “Hand to hand it is ruffi-” a headbutt cut her off again.

The two rolled across the ground, struggling to gain leverage on the other. Pulling his right arm free Cameron brought his armoured first down on Yunan’s nose. One, twice, thrice. The stunned newt lashed out with her free hand, the shattered wrist blades scraping across Cameron’s armour before slashing across his face.

Cameron fell back, clutching at his face. All he could see out of his right eye was red. In a blind panic, he tore off his right gauntlet and wiped across his eyes. Blinking rapidly, he was relieved to find he could see again. Calming down he reached up and felt his brow. There was a cut across his right eyebrow, deep but not immediately serious. Turning back to his opponent Cameron saw Yunan rising shakily, bleeding from her mouth and nose.

Rising Cameron advanced, dropping his left gauntlet he gave a little boxing hop and loosened up his arms as he drew closer to Yunan. Seeing him approach she dove for his abandoned sword hilt lying on the blood speckled grass. Cameron intercepted her with a violent kick that sent her into a tree. He charged as she sprung up, landing a jab before she could raise her own hands to guard.

What followed was a relentless beat down as Yunan found herself unable to maneuver back up against the tree as she was. Cameron rained blow, after blow, down upon the newt, who to her credit shoved her broken blades into his side as often as possible, leaving nasty but superficial wounds under the armour plates. The conclusion was inevitable, however, as Yunan lay gasping for air through a broken nose and bruised face.

Satisfied his opponent was incapacitated Cameron slumped down across from her. Dried blood had effectively welded his right eye shut and a dozen other cuts covered his body. He glared over at Yunan through the pain, “Why were you even here?”

The general tried to spit at him but it fell short, “your sister and the traitorous captain threw me off a cliff here, I was looking for the trail.”

Cameron looked around at the churned-up and bloody-spattered ground. He groaned, “fucking fantastic, I think that ship has sailed.” He looked back over at Yunan, “so what happens now?”

The general coughed, “That’s up to you, scum. Either you kill me now, or you let me live and I kill you later.”

Cameron leaned his head back, “Yep, makes sense you’d say that…” Reaching down into his belt Cameron pulled out some bandages and alcohol tincture and began dressing his wounds, letting out stifled pain noises as he did so. He rested a while after he’d finished, just soaking in the calm.

Rising from his sitting position Cameron looked down at Yunan. The newt general had passed out from exhaustion. Limbs aching Cameron leaned down and lifted her onto his shoulder in a fireman carry.

About an hour later Cameron stumbled into town, still hauling Yunan over his shoulders. Waving down a passerby he beckoned them over, “Is there a doctor in town?”


Later that evening Cameron was back at the cliff overlooking the waterfall. The wounds Yunan had given him still stung but most of the bleeding had stopped. He hadn’t let the town apothecary look at his injuries for fear that he might recognize them as from Yunan, but overall, he felt like he’d disinfected the wounds sufficiently.

He surveyed the scene before him. Blood spattered the ground in intervals and the soft soil had been churned up to the point it was mud. He ran his hand over a single small boot print, about two-thirds the size of his own. Sasha and Grime had run off in a hurry, doubtlessly covering their tracks to avoid Yunan. To find their trail he’d need more than a little blind luck.

It was back to square one then, it seemed he’d been right that Sasha and Grime were heading north. He could only hope that their encounter with Yunan hadn’t changed their plans.

Chapter 15: Journal Entries: Mid Fall

Summary:

These notes are taken in the time frame roughly between "Marcy at the Gates" and "Bessie & MicroAngelo".

Chapter Text

Notes: Mid Fall 1

I’ve made a little scorecard for myself.

Anne [X]

Sasha [?]

Marcy [ ]

For those of you who don’t quite appreciate the utter genius of this layout let me explain. I’m using this simplistic representation to indicate which of the three girls I’ve been able to check on since I got here. It’s also a silly little thing to keep me distracted from the fact that SASAH AND ANNE ALMOST KILLED EACH OTHER!

To summarize, Sasha is apparently some kind of officer in the toad army now, or at least was until she tried to capture and execute Hop Pop Plantar (the patriarch of the family that took Anne in), which led to some kind of confrontation on south toad tower which then collapsed AND which Sasha then FELL OFF OF while DUELING Anne with real swords. Thankfully she was caught by her toad superior, Captain Grime.

To top all of this off, it seems the legal framework of this world errs on the side of the absolute. I ran into a Newtopian general by the name of Yunan that is hunting Sasha and Grime. She informed me in no uncertain terms that the punishment for attacking members of the Newtopian military is death. Seeing as both Sasha and I fought her off, and taking into account my encounter at east tower, I’d say my plan to go through ‘customs’ in Newtopia is dead on arrival.

 

 

Okay, I’ve calmed down a bit. Taking stock of the situation: Anne is in Newtopia, Sasha is wanted for desertion, and Marcy is still missing. I’m more than a little worried about what Anne might run into at Newtopia but at least she’s got the Plantars with her (lovely people frogs by the way, except Polly, that one’s a serial killer in the making).

I’m going to stick to Sasha’s trail for now. As I guessed she seems to be heading north, probably to the north toad tower to seek asylum from one of Grime’s friends. With any luck I can meet her there and we can try and figure a way out of this mess. Unfortunately, the map I have is more illustrative than precise. The image for the north tower spans several tens of miles wide on the map, so unless it’s to scale and it’s indeed that big it’ll take a while to find even if I make it there.

Notes: Mid Fall 2

Update, I’m about a week into my journey. I haven’t come across any more signs of Sasha or Grime and the towns I stop at haven’t seen them. They’re probably playing it safe and taking care to cover their tracks more thoroughly after their encounter with Yunan, good for them but bad for me.

I’m sticking to my plan of travelling to the North Tower, but I don’t really have a plan once I get there. If I go up and knock, there’s even odds it’s going to be a repeat of East Tower. Best I can think of is camping out nearby it and seeing who comes and goes. If I can’t find anything I think I should head to Wartwood, the place the Plantars are from, and camp out there until Anne shows up.

Notes: Mid Fall 3

Reached North Tower today, this place is creepy as hell. It’s got massive bird skeletons draped over its ramparts and generally looks like a haunted house. I have seen a lot of hustle and bustle from the toads there, but so far, no sign of Sasha.

Notes: Mid Fall 4

It’s been almost a week and no sign of her. She must have moved on from here since there’s no way I made it here first. I’m going to make a beeline for Wartwood as fast as I can. I’ve got four power cores left. If I’m willing to burn through one of them I think I can recharge the rest at Wartwood using those electric bugs Anne said she used to power her phone. Full leg boost is quite a power draining but if I’m conservative with power now it’ll be another three weeks before I get to Wartwood.

Chapter 16: Tea and Tribulations

Summary:

Cameron finally arrives in Wartwood after much delay.

Notes:

The events of this chapter take place concurrently with the events of "The Third Temple".

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

The sun beat down relentlessly on Cameron as he moved along the twisting road at a light jog. The journey from North Tower towards Wartwood had not been an easy one for the young man, and it showed. The joints of his armour squeaked and shrieked from the dust that caked them and from being overworked. He’d lost several of the amour plates from the exoskeleton, shaken lose as he sped across the land. His hair and beard were a mess of burrs, mud, and creature bits. He had bags under his eyes, having subsisted on micro naps for efficiency, a technique he’d heard about on a podcast. Sometime later he’d come to the realization that the podcast he was thinking about had been talking about Batman’s completely fictional sleeping habits and that he’d just made his journey ten times harder on his body.

Hearing a click near his right knee Cameron could only manage a pained sigh before the exoskeletal joint locked up and he was sent face-first into the dirt. Rolling onto his back Cameron lay still for a while, feeling his nose and teeth for damage. Though they hurt like hell nothing seemed to be broken. He looked down at his phone which had a timer running, it read almost ten hours.

Closing his eyes Cameron murmured to himself, “So that’s… 12… 60… 10… just about 50 miles…s-should be right by Wartwood now…” He took a deep breath then opened his eyes and sat up with a grunt, “Okay, one last push and it’s warm bed and shower time.” Reaching into his belt pockets he produced the multitool-like thing he’d found in the ruins and began tinkering with the frozen joint.

As he cleaned dust out of the socket a peculiar sound caught his ear, “Wha- is that an accordion?” quickly testing the joint’s flexibility he fastened it and stood up, wiping the road dust from his pants. Holding his hand to block the sunlight he squinted at the approaching figure.

Wally hopped down the path, whistling along to his accordion without a care in the world. Cameron didn’t speak, standing perfectly still in the middle of the road as the frog waltzed towards him. Cameron’s face was unreadable as the frog drew, nearer, nearer, and nearer before eventually slamming directly into his left leg with a resounding crash and screech of the accordion.

Wally coughed out dust that had been kicked up by the impact, “Oi! Watch where you’re going you great lump!”

Cameron started down at him unblinking, “Are you serious?”

Wally slowly craned his neck back until he met Cameron’s gaze, he was almost looking straight up, “Er… well… I suppose I wasn’t exactly focused on… er…” Suddenly his eyes widened in horror, and he started scrambling back, “You’re one of those bad humans, the blonde ones!”

Cameron grimaced, “I take it you know Sasha then.”

Wally nodded, “Aye!” He stood up straight and placed a hand on his chest trying to strike a heroic pose, “You’re looking at the frog that knocked her and that toad captain’s tower down to save Wartwood.”

Cameron’s face twisted into an incredulous look, “you’re the reason Sasha almost fell to her death?”

Wally nodded proudly, “Yeah!” suddenly he caught himself, “Well, uh actually that was an accident you see Anne and I had a miscommunication and…”

“Stop.” Cameron held out a hand to cut the frog off, “Just, stop.” He massaged his forehead, “Listen I’m looking for Anne, I left her at Newtopia but things got complicated so I couldn’t meet her there so…” he trailed off, “point is, you know Anne. Has she sent any mail or messages?”

Wally blinked with his one open eye, “Well I didn’t speak to her before she left with her friend and the Plantars this morning, but you could always ask around town if she left a message for you.”

“Anne was here this morning! Wait, what friend? Do you mean Sasha?”

“Goodness no, it was a different human. Had black hair, asked way too many questions. I think Anne met her at Newtopia.”

Cameron’s eyes were wide, “Marcy?”

Wally snapped his fingers, “Yeah! Marcy, pain in the rear if you ask me. She and Anne have been running off to these temple places across Amphibia, something to do with the music box thing Anne has.”

Cameron was slack-jawed, “you’re kidding.”

Wally shook his head, “I never kid, except when I’m pulling your leg.”

“Listen, despite your history with my sister you’ve been extremely helpful.” Cameron extended his hand, “My name’s Cameron, I’m a friend of Anne’s.”

Wally looked at his hand suspiciously, “a friend like Marcy or like Sasha? I can never tell with you humans, you’re all so backstabby.”

Cameron a weak smile, “we’re not all like that, you just haven’t seen us at our best.”

Wally accepted his hand, “Alright, but One-Eyed Wally’s got his eye on you Cameron, step careful or I’ll blow up your tower next.”

Cameron chuckled, “Do you have a filter, Wally?”

“No, I drink it straight from the swamp. The swamp bits are super healthy you know.”

Cameron slowly extricated his hand, making a mental note to wash it thoroughly before eating with it, “Well it’s been a pleasure Wally, but I should be getting on to Wartwood. How far down the road is it?”

Wally played a quick note on his accordion and nodded up the road he had just come down, “oh not far, you’ll be there before sundown if you keep a brisk pace.”

Cameron nodded, “then I hope to see you there.” He waved to Wally as the two went their separate ways. Turning away Cameron shook his head, “should have stopped at Ribbitvale on the way, you don’t get crazies like that there.”


It was early afternoon when Cameron finally walked under the Wartwood sign. Wartwood was much like the other villages he’d visited along his journey: quaint, homey, and covered in swamp moss. He paused unsure of where to go next, but a noise from his stomach settled the matter.

As Cameron walked though the village he could feel the townsfolks’ eyes upon him, though they would avert their eyes if he turned his head. He could hear them whispering to each other as he passed. Grimacing he pulled his hood up. He’d hoped that these people might be a bit more used to humans having spent so much time with Anne, but it was seeming likely that they saw her as the exception and not the rule.

Entering the town square, Cameron took stock of the various shops. A sight caught his eyes that immediately turned his frown upside down. It was shaped like a teapot and was a pale pink, a sign out front marked it as Felicia's Tea Shoppe. Opening the door gingerly so as not to spook the occupants Cameron entered, ducking his head to avoid smacking his head on the door frame. He dropped his hood, giving a soft smile to the newt who was cleaning inside, “Uh hello miss, I apologize for my poor attire but do you sell food with your tea?”

Felicia looked up, “oh my! Are you one of Anne’s friends?"

Cameron scratched the back of his head awkwardly, “uh… there’s no easy way to put this… I’m… uh… I’m Sasha’s brother Cameron.” He clasped his hands, not really sure what to do with them in this awkward situation, “If Sasha has in anyway hurt you or you loved ones I apologies on her behalf profusely, I’m told she caused quite a mess.”

Felicia narrowed her eyes as she examined Cameron who stood still awkwardly shuffling his feet and fidgeting with his hands in silence. Then she smiled, “I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of character.” She pulled out a saucer and cup and set it down on a table with a spotless tablecloth, “I don’t think you’ll cause me any trouble, please take a seat Cameron. I’ll start a brew.”

Cameron breathed a sigh of relief, “Thank you so much. You mentioned Anne, I heard from Wally that she was in town this morning, do you know when she’ll be back?”

Felicia lit her stovetop and set a kettle of water on it, “last two times she was gone to one of those temples she was back the next day. They travel fast with Marcy’s sparrow.”

Cameron held up his dusty (and Wally residue covered) gauntlets, “Sorry to trouble you but do you have a bathroom I could wash up in? I don’t want to get your lovely setup dirty.”

“Not a problem, do you see that door back there?” Felicia gestured to a wooden door at the back of the shop, “it’s right through there, feel free to leave any of your traveling equipment back there too.”

A few minutes later, having wasted up and made himself look a little bit presentable, Cameron exited the bathroom. He’d doffed his armour and sported the blue tunic he’d bought at Ribbitvale and the jeans he’d been wearing since he first arrived in Amphibia.

He sat down in the offered chair. The seat was slightly too small, causing his knees to rest at the table height so he decided to cross them beneath the table. As Felicia went about preparing the tea Cameron let his head roll back and relaxed for the first time in the two weeks since he’d left North Tower. He was exhausted, bruised, and battered. The wounds General Yunan had inflicted on him hadn’t fully healed, especially the twin cuts across his right eye that were turning into fairly nasty-looking scars.

Felicia set down the teapot to steep on the table in front of him, “those cuts look pretty nasty.”

Cameron opened his eyes and straightened his posture with a small grunt of pain, “yeah, I would see a doctor about them but I haven’t found one yet that knows how to treat mammals.”

“Why don’t you try speaking to Maddie? I’ve heard her potions worked just as well on Anne as they do on any of the other towns folk.”

Cameron raised an eyebrow, “she’s your town apothecary?”

“No, she’s the town witch.” Felicia poured some tea from the teapot into Cameron’s cup and offered it to him.

Accepting it with a smile Cameron gave the brew a quick sniff, feeling out the aromas of the tea. He shrugged, “a witch huh? Sure, what the hell.”

The tea was delicious, and Felicia followed it up with an equally delicious if slightly dainty meal. After paying for the meal Cameron stood up, “Pardon me Felicia, but do you know where I could find lodging in the town? I don’t want to break into the Plantar’s house while they’re away and even then, it sounds like they’re short on rooms with both Marcy and Anne staying there.”

Felicia chuckled, “As it happens, I have a guest room you’re more than welcome to stay at.”

Cameron shook his head, “you’re too kind, what do they charge for rent around here?”

“Well, if you insist, it’ll be three coppers a night.”

Cameron reached into his coin purse and produced a silver coin, “I don’t have any coppers but if Anne and Marcy are almost done charging the music box, I won’t have much use for these soon. I don’t think I can put these through a currency exchange.”

Felicia took the coin, “You’re a generous soul Cameron.”

That night Cameron spent over an hour in the bathroom cleaning off the wear and tear of the road. He emerged the next morning looking, and feeling, like a new man.

Notes:

Currency is largely abstract in the show. We know there are coppers as the base currency and gold farthings which as worth 20 coppers. Going by D&D rules I've included a silver coin as an intermediate between the two others that I guess I'll call a silver shilling in keeping with the English currency naming conventions.
(it frustrates me a little that they used farthing for the gold coin even though a farthing is the smallest denomination of coin).

Chapter 17: Wandering through Wartwood

Summary:

Cameron does some shopping and meet the residents of Wartwood.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Cameron began his day in search of new clothes. While being out in the wilds with only one pair of clothes had let him travel light, his wardrobe was hardly fit for civilized living. Was he walked out into the welcoming sunlight he took in a deep breath and stretched, welcoming the freedom of his unarmoured form. A great weight had been lifted off his shoulders, both literally and figuratively. It had been over a month since he’d last felt safe enough to walk about without his armour, and he’d heard firsthand accounts that Marcy was safe. Not only was she safe but she and Anne were about to finish charging the music box that brought them all here in the first place. Cameron couldn’t help but chuckle, now all he needed to do was find Sasha and they could all go home.

With a renewed spring in his step, Cameron strode into town. News of his arrival had spread throughout the town, but some gossip spread by Felicia to her tea shop guests had planted a favourable image of Sasha’s brother in the Wartwood residents’ minds. Still, he caught some suspicious glances being thrown his way, it seemed not everyone was convinced.

Cameron spied his destination, Stitch’s & Snip’s Tailoring, ‘the finest tailors’ this side of Newtopia if Felicia was to be believed. A bell attached to the door ran out as Cameron pushed it open revealing a cramped but well-organized interior. A large tapestry of cloth samples in every colour imaginable covered the walls, at the centre of the shop was a workbench with dozens of drawers labelled meticulously with the names of threads and other tailoring implements.

As Cameron stepped in a took stock of the room a small voice called up to him, “and what can I do for you today sir?”

Looking down Cameron was taken aback to find he was inches away from stepping on a frog dressed in an immaculate three-piece suit. The frog came up to Cameron’s knee but showed no fear as he craned his neck up to stare at his relatively gigantic customer. Stepping back Cameron placed a hand across his heart, “I am so sorry, forgive me I wasn’t looking where I was going.”

The frog shook his head, “If I needed an apology, I would have asked for one. What I asked was: what can I do for you, sir?”

Cameron’s mustache twitched, the frog’s brusque tone catching him off guard, “oh. Yes, right. Uh… well I need clothing.”

“Naturally.”

“Oh, cut the boy some slack!” another small frog, clad in a bright colourful suit waddled out from behind the workbench. He was carrying several rolls of linens and had pins held in his mouth which he was speaking around, “pay no heed to Stitch young man, let’s take your measurements and then we’ll talk shop.”

Stitch’s nose wrinkled, “What if he only wants pants Snip, I don’t want to waste his time fitting him for a shirt he doesn’t want.”

Cameron raised his hands, “actually I practically need a full wardrobe renewal.”

Snip set the linens down and hopped up onto the workbench, “well we better get started then. Stitch you take the trousers I’ll take the upper body.”

The whole process when by rather quickly. Within an hour Cameron had placed an order for a new suit, athletic clothes, and three new sets of shirts, shorts, socks, and underwear. Most shocking of all he was told he could pick up all but the suit by the end of the day.

Leaving the shop, he opened his phone and ticked off the first item on his to-do list, “Okay, clothes check. Let’s go see a witch.”

It took a little searching but eventually he found Maddie working away at a cauldron in the woods just outside town. Seeing him approach she stopped stirring, “are you another one of Anne’s friends?”

Cameron nodded, “yes, I was told you know.” He held his hands up, doing quotation marks with his fingers, “magic.” He pursed his lips, “I wasn’t told you were so young though…”

Maddie started at him, one visible eye unblinking, “Yeah, I know magic.”

Cameron sighed, “Look Maddie, I’m pretty scratched up and battered. Do you have some, like, herbal medicines that can treat cuts? Also, I’d an arm and leg for some painkillers.”

Maddie walked over to her spell book that was leaning up against a nearby tree. Flipping it open she glanced over at Cameron, “I don’t need body parts for a healing potion.”

“I- I didn’t…” Cameron sighed, becoming slightly frustrated, “it’s just a figure of speech. Do you have medicine or not?”

“A healing potion is fairly simple to make, give me three copper and I’ll whip one up for you now.”

Cameron bit his lip, all of this sounded ridiculous, but Felicia had said Maddie knew magic. At the time he’d assumed she was just some kind of witch doctor, parading her herbal remedies as magical solutions. Opening his coin purse Cameron fished out three coppers and tossed them to Maddie, “Done. Can I watch?”

Maddie nodded, “Sure, but I’m not taking on another apprentice. Marcy is difficult enough to teach as it is.”

Cameron’s eyebrows raised, “you took Marcy as your apprentice.” Suddenly he was standing close to Maddie, watching every move she made.

Maddie glared up at him, “Do you mind?”

Cameron was far too occupied looking through her spell book, the knowledge that Marcy thought this was interesting made it at least worth investigating, “do I mind what?”

Maddie rolled her eyes, “never mind, just don’t get in the way.”

As the potion brewed Cameron began bombarding Maddie with questions.

“How does the spell set the parameters of its effect?”

“Have you tried altering spells to modify their effect?”

“Like could you tweak the growth spell to shrink someone instead?”

“Where does the extra mass come from in the spell?”

“How does the spell stop the person’s body from crushing in on itself when it gets that big”

“Have you tested to see if things get hot or cold near a spell if you’re erasing or creating matter?”

“Have you heard of energy conservation?”

“Can you reverse the effects of cooking on food?”

“Does this transformation curse change the DNA of the target?”

“Where is the energy drawn from when you cast a spell?”

“Does the effect scale with the quality or amount of ingredients you use?”

“Have you tried reversing entropy with a spell?”

“SHUT UP!” Maddie turned and screamed in Cameron’s face, “I CAN’T CONCENTATE!”

Cameron rolled his eyes, “Frankly my dear I don’t care, you might have just given me my thesis topic.” He scratched his beard, “and maybe a Nobel prize if I can replicate it on earth. No, I should collaborate with Marcy on this…”

Maddie hit him hard over the head with a wooden ladle, “Last warning, or I turn you to stone and tell the others you got eaten by a heron.”

Cameron rubbed his head, “okay, okay. Message received.” He sat down at a safe distance and watched. After a moment he raised his hand, “could I take some picture of that book-” A frosty glance from Maddie as she reached for a satchel on her belt caused him to fall silent.

The potion was done not long after and presented to cameron in a small wooden bowl. He looked at it somewhat skeptically, “what’s it taste like?”

Maddie shrugged, “not much, you might taste some grass.”

Putting his phone down on a nearby stump and pressing record Cameron downed the potion in one swig. He coughed and gagged, “blah, fu- blast, tastes like cough syrup!” he glared at Maddie who smiled back smugly.

“Well normally it’s pretty mild, I must have gotten distracted while making it.”

Cameron shook his head, “whatever.” He held a cut on his left arm up to his phone camera and waited. Sure enough, the cut began to shrink, healing swiftly. Cameron giggled, “so cool.”

He looked over at Maddie, “Does this stuff keep?”

She shook her head, “after a day it’s pretty useless, even after an hour the effect is lessened.”

Cameron sighed, “well I guess that makes sense.” Pulling his tunic back down over where his wound use to be he received his phone, “how much for pictures of the book?”

Maddie shrugged, “one silver?”

Cameron scoffed, “you gotta work on your business sense young lady.” He tossed her a gold farthing, “this stuff’s worth it’s weight in gold.”

That night Cameron was up well past midnight reading through the pictures he’d taken. It wasn’t until three in the morning that he realized he’d completely forgotten to pick up his new clothes.

Notes:

So we see Anne getting new clothes all the time throughout the show (her suit from 'Anne of the Year' in particular comes to mind) but as far as I could tell while re-watching we never see where she gets them from. Hence the introduction (and most likely only appearance) of Stitch’s & Snip’s just so I can give Cameron something to wear other than his power armour for the battle of the bands.

As for the bit at the end with Maddie... Cameron won't be casting spells or anything like that, I just like thinking about how magic systems work.

Chapter 18: Journal Entries: Late Fall

Chapter Text

**There are several pages of notes taken from Maddie’s Spellbook along with some physics equations and the odd rough doodle**

Updates, all good this time:

1. Marcy met up with Anne.
2. Anne and Marcy are recharging the music box.
3. Magic is real and I think I can figure it out.

 

We’re so back boys.

 

As it stands, the only source of anxiety I have is Sasha’s whereabouts, but I’ve had some thoughts on that. She can’t have been taken in by Newtopia or Anne and Marcy would have heard (apparently Marcy is some kind of high-ranking officer in the Newtopian military, wild). So, she must still be somewhere out there with Grime. It’s not Sasha’s nature to run and hide so she’ll show up on Newtopia’s radar again, and when she does, I’ll be there to get her out. If the music box is working again, we don’t even have to go through the whole repentance charade to the king and just book it back to earth. If the music box comes with us, we don’t even have to worry about them following us.

I’m staying in Wartwood for now. Resting up and generally chillaxing. But it does turn out chillaxing is quite an expensive pastime in a medieval society, especially when you’ve been luxury-starved for over a month. On the first day, I bought a full wardrobe (very sensible, I need fresh clothes to live in polite society), a workshop’s complement of tools (also essential, my armour needed a tune-up), a gourmet dinner at a local restaurant (gotta treat myself when I can, don’t you dare say I didn’t earn this), some fine mantis leather boots (fetching and they go great with the three-piece suit I had tailored), and five bottles from Mayor Toadstool’s private collection at what I was assured was a hefty discount (don’t give me that look, I’m legal to drink this in Canada). The shopkeepers love me, but I have a feeling that if my cash reserves dry up, so too might their goodwill…

After I had all the essentials, I realized I was running a bit low on cash. I’ve got enough to pay for rent at Felicia’s but not enough to keep up my ‘friendship’ with each and every shopkeeper in town. This wouldn’t be a huge issue, I do have everything I need now and I can just get my meals at the tea shop but the only workshop in town belongs to Leopold and he expects me to buy things if I spend my time working in his shop. I think I might offer to lend a hand around his store until Anne, Marcy, and the Plantars get back. Of course, if the others see Leopold getting money while I’m avoiding them I could be in for some rough conversations.

So, here’s the plan. I’m going to go full ninja-like when I would go out to parties after curfew at Mom or Dad’s. Sneak out at dawn before anyone’s awake and set up at the workshop and then sneak back home after the shops close for dinner. Get back to my room, open a bottle of ‘grape juice’, and get ready to repeat the whole affair tomorrow.

Chapter 19: Yet Another Reunion

Summary:

The following occurs between the episodes "The Third Temple" and "The Dinner".

Notes:

Shout-out to PROMOTRON for the awesome fanart.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Waybright Flex 

[Art by PROMOTRON]

 

Dawn broke on the third day as Cameron snuck into the workshop. The day went by without much fanfare as he went to work on Leopold’s backlog of contraptions and farming implements that needed repair. He’d set up a neat cycle; he’d work for a few hours, Leopold would come in asking how the work was going and then pay him for what work he’d done so far, Cameron then would pay him to get him lunch which Leopold would do cheerfully (taking a cut of the money of course as a transaction fee), then as the shadows grew long Cameron would hand over the rest of his wages as payment for tomorrow’s workshop access. As Cameron left the Leopold Loggle's he slipped into the alleys between houses, this was the most dangerous part of his day, shops were closing but they would all wait a few moments longer in the hopes that their ‘favourite’ customer might drop by.

Cameron navigated Wartwood, ducking behind cover and between buildings as he avoided the relentless salesfrogs. He paused as he passed the town square, there was a ruckus at the far end of town. Suddenly he felt something drop on his shoulder and two small arms wrapped around his neck, “heh, got you!”

Cameron sighed, he had failed the other objective of his commute home, Ivy’s surprise attacks. Apparently, her mother encouraged this behaviour though given her posh and sophisticated mannerisms Cameron couldn’t fathom how, “did you cause whatever that is to distract me?”

Ivy shook his head, hopping off his shoulders onto the ground, “No, but I was on my way over to it. It sounds like Anne and the Plantars are back.”

Cameron’s eyes widened, “well then what are we waiting for?”

Cameron spotted them first, being able to see over the crowd he spied Anne and Marcy dismounting from a large sparrow. As he and Ivy pushed though the crowd he cupped his hands to his mouth and shouted to get their attention, “Hey guys!”

Anne and Marcy turned, shock turning into joy as they rushed over slamming into Cameron as he enveloped them in a bear hug.

“Cameron!”

“When did you get here?”

Cameron chuckled, “like three days ago, Felicia was nice enough to offer me a place to stay.” He stepped out of the hug, “hey kiddo long time no see.”

Macy wiped something from her eye, “I’m so glad we found you, we finished charging the music box with the king’s help we can get it working again!”

Cameron patted her on the back, “Awesome! Sounds like I missed all the fun then. A shame, I would have liked to have taken part in a real adventure like that.”

Marcy rubbed her head awkwardly, “Yeah… well I’m sure you’ll get another chance.”

“Anyways you two did good, I’m sorry I couldn’t meet you at Newtopia Anne. I ran into some trouble with the Newtopian army…”

Anne’s eyes widened, “what?”

Cameron shrugged, “I kinda beat up this general Yunan person who was on Sasha’s trail.”

Marcy eyes were also wide, “you beat Yunan?! In a fight?! But she’s the Scourge of the Sand Wars, the Defeater of Ragnar the Wretched, and the youngest newt ever to achieve the rank of general in the great Newtopian Army!”

Cameron looked at Marcy incredulously, “Did you memorize that? Why? What for?”

“That’s simple Cam, she’s a huge dork.” From the other side of the sparrow, Sasha stepped out into view, “just like you.”

A hush fell over the assembled frogs, and then Wally sprung forth, “Sasha’s back to destroy Wartwood! Get her!”

Anne ran between the angry crowd and Sasha, “Wait! She’s not here to fight!”

Cameron’s face twisted in frustration, “Yeah, nope this isn’t happening. Gimme a sec Sash.” Sighting Mayor Toadstool egging the crowd on from the rear, Cameron pushed through the advancing frogs and grabbed the toad by the back of his neck. Leaning in close he hissed into the mayor’s ear, “Put a stop to this right now or I pitch you into the lake.”

Realising that it might be best if cooler attitudes prevailed the mayor coughed and raised his voice, “n-now hold on everyone, let’s hear Anne out before we do something we all might regret.” He glared at Cameron, “I won’t forget this. Consider yourself cut off from ‘grape juice’.”

As the tension died down in the crowd Cameron released his grip on Toadstool’s neck, giving him a friendly pat, “yours tasted like swamp water anyways.”

Anne let out a deep breath, “phew that almost got bad.”

Sasha slowly pulled her hand back from the sword hilt she’d been reaching for, “yeah thanks for the assist Boonchuy.”

Grime poked his head out from behind the sparrow, “Maybe it’s best if I stay back here for a little bit longer…”

“Yeah, that’s probably for the best.” Cameron rejoined the group and stood in front of Sasha arms crossed, “Hey.”

Sasha crossed her arms too, “Sup.”

Cameron grinned and pulled her in for a bear hug, lifting her clean off the ground, “where the hell have you been!”

Laughing Sasha squeezed her brother tight, “All over, I think I’ve seen every corner of amphibia.”

Setting her down Cameron gave her bicep a pinch, “damn bro, you have been lifting?”

Sasha folded her arms self-consciously, “a little I guess, mostly just training…”

Cameron rolled up his sleeves revealing his own toned arms, “none of this modest shit Sash,” he flexed and puffed out his chest a bit, “Come on show me the gun show!” Blushing slightly Sasha raised her arms and flexed. Anne, Marcy, Grime, and the Plantars clapped.

Slightly flustered Sasha quickly changed the subject, “speaking of changes what on earth died on your face?”

Cameron stroked his beard which now was about two inches long, it was thick and full, sharing the same blonde colour as his hair. He’d never grown one before now, but the lack of shaving cream had necessitated a change in his habits, “you don’t like it? I think it makes me look like a Viking.” Sasha rolled her eyes. Cameron narrowed his eyes as he noticed the scar on her cheek, he traced it on his own face, “How’d you get that? It looks nasty.”

Sasha gave an awkward glance over to Anne. Anne silently mouthed, “Sorry.”

Cameron’s face fell as he put the pieces together, “right… yeah we’ll talk about that later, including what you use for training dummies.”

Sasha felt her throat tighten a bit, “what do you-”

Cameron ran a finger across the scar above his right eye, “ran into Yunan right where you did. I saw everything.” He breathed out a heavy sigh, “But let’s table that discussion for now.”

Clearing his throat with a cough Cameron turned to Anne, “so what’s the plan and how can I fit into it?”

“Well, we’re going back to Newtopia in two days so the king can activate the music box and we can go home. Sasha and Captain Grime,” she gestured to the toad captain who had also stepped out from behind the sparrow, “are both wanted by the Newtopian army for desertion. Marcy is good friends with the king and says he’ll be able to pardon them so Sasha can come home too.”

Cameron nodded, “I think I’m going to need that pardon too.”

“It won’t be a problem, King Andrias and I are besties. I am his Chief Ranger after all.” Marcy’s eyes flashed with excitement as she did a little pirouette showing off her ranger gear.

Cameron raised an eyebrow, “I would not have called two of you joining the military, but I guess congrats on the job Marcy.”

Anne suddenly noticed the worried murmurs of the crowd, she turned to her friends, “I think we better take this inside; the villagers can really hold a grudge.”

Hop Pop flailed his arms about, “Anne! Our house can’t fit this many people, there’s just not enough beds.”

Cameron placed a hand on Sasha’s shoulder, “Sasha and…” he looked over at Grime who flashed what he clearly intended to be a winning smile but instead came across as a snarl. Cameron glared at him.

 

 

I’ll deal with you later.

 

 

 

Cameron’s face broke into a smile, “the good captain can probably stay with me, I’m sure Felicia wouldn’t mind, especially if I pay extra.”

Anne nodded, “perfect,” she turned to Hop Pop, “why don’t we host a grand reunion dinner here tonight?”

Hop Pop looked over at Sasha and Grime, concern plain on his face, “for everyone Anne?”

“Please Hop Pop, it would mean a lot to me.”

“Fine. But I want you two to be on your best behaviour.” He pointed directly at Sasha and Grime.

Cameron smiled, “great! We’ll be back after we’ve freshened up. Is there anything we can bring?”

“Dessert would be nice.”

Grime let out an evil chuckle, “Then a dessert I shall provide, leave it to me.”

As they walked over to the tea shop Cameron could see Grime rubbing his hands together in evil glee. He pursed his lips, maybe this wasn’t such a good idea.

Notes:

So far Cameron's been pretty much laser focused on survival as well as finding his sister and the the other two girls. Now, however, the majority of the crisis is over so the less savory Waybright tendencies are starting to emerge.

Chapter 20: Pre-Party Woes

Summary:

Cameron and Sasha have a meeting of the minds.

Chapter Text

Cameron closed the door to the tea shop’s spare room, “it’s a good thing we’re leaving the day after tomorrow. I’m down to my last pennies from the extra rent.” He looked around the room, “I think we can fashion some cots out of the spare bedding for you two.”

Sasha wrinkled her nose in disgust, “As if, I’m getting the bed.”

“Tough luck, I was here first,” Cameron threw two duvets down on the ground with a soft thump, “put ‘em wherever you want.”

Sasha crossed her arms and grumbled to herself in a mocking tone, “I was here first.

Cameron narrowed his eyes at her, “Grime, shouldn’t you go start your cake?”

Grime looked up from a recipe sheet he had fished out of his cloak, “goodness you’re right, do you suppose Felicia will mind if I borrow from her pantry?”

Cameron waved a hand dismissively, “If she does, tell her I’ll pay her back.”

Once the toad had left Cameron turned his gaze back to Sasha, “What the hell happened?”

Sasha glowered up at him from her sitting position on the couch. She crossed her arms and legs defiantly, “I have it under control Cam.”

“This isn’t a game, Sash!” Cameron rage’s boiled over, “this is insanity!”

“What exactly do you have a problem with? I haven’t done anything wrong!”

“Sword fights. Attempted executions?! And what the hell were those training dummies?!”

Sasha sprung up, “She humiliated me! If she’d just let me do away with those slimy little frogs we’d have all gotten back together way sooner!”

“Are you planning to kill Anne?!”

“No! Never!” Sasha stood up, “I just need Anne and Marcy to remember why I’m the one in charge!”

Cameron walked over and jabbed a finger into Sasha's chest, “No, this crazy shit is over. As of right now, I’m the one in charge, not you. You had your chance to prove you could be responsible on your own and you fucked it up.”

“Language.”

“Shut it!” Cameron dragged his hand across his face and pinched the bridge of his nose, “Listen, I want you to stop hanging around Grime. From what I’ve heard while tracking you two he’s a brutal monster of a toad that ruled the south of Amphibia with an iron fist. He’s duped you into thinking you’re some kind of hardened warrior, you’re not. You’re a teenage girl who does cheerleading.”

Sasha shoved Cameron sending him stumbling back a pace, “I forgot just how much of an ass you are!”

Cameron snarled, having been caught off guard by her strength he balled his fists.

What am I doing? I’m not going to punch Sash…

Sasha strode forward and stood eye to eye with her brother, “Grime’s had my back through thick and thin over these last few months. He’s the best friend I ever had. He recognizes me and my talents for what they are. But most of all he was there for me, which is more than I can say about you!”

Several emotions crossed Cameron’s face: hurt, shock, but most of all rage, “are you blaming me for not finding you fast enough?!”

Sasha curled her lip, part of her wanted to take back what she’d just said. She knew Cameron had been highly protective of her since their parents divorced, it was a source of pride and anxiety for him that she’d become well accustomed to. It was also a source of insecurity for him, one she could exploit to really hurt him, “I guess you didn’t try hard enough.” Something twisted down in Sasha's stomach as she saw the look that passed over Cameron's face as she spoke.

Cameron stood dumbfounded; mouth slightly agape as he tried to come up with something to say in response. His face twisted into frustration and a slight wetness twinkled in his eyes, “well… fuck off.” Turning, and wiping something from his eye, Cameron paused at the door, “No mention of this at dinner, I don’t want to ruin anyone’s night with an argument.” Not waiting for a response, he stepped out of the room, slamming the door hard as he left.

Waiting until his footsteps were fully gone Sasha collapsed back into the couch and put her head in her hands, “why am I like this?”


Downstairs Cameron shook himself and gritted his teeth, sniffing as he tried to stop his nose from running. He spied Grime hard at work on his cake, he was packing practically and entire factory’s worth of chocolate into the thing. Taking a deep breath to calm himself narrowed his eyes, “alright, that didn’t work. Let’s try a new angle.”
Walking up Cameron peer over Grime’s shoulder at the cake, “I see it’s coming along well.”

Grime nodded, “the key is to really pack the eggs deep inside.”

Raising an eyebrow Cameron looked around at the kitchen, “I didn’t know they had chickens here.”

“What’s a chicken?”

“Never mind, I don’t think I want to know the details.” He pursed his lips, “Can I speak to you for a moment Grime?”

The toad captain dusted flour and chocolate from his hands, “of course, what about.”

“I want you to relieve Sasha of duty.”

Grime raised his eyebrow, “and why should I do that?”

Cameron straightened, he stood almost two feet taller than the toad, “you’re picking a bad day to test my patience, toad.”

Grime shrugged, turning back to his cake, “It doesn’t matter we’re not part of the toad army anymore.”

“Don’t play dumb. You went to North Tower, and since you’re not in chains at Newtopia you worked something out.”

“You’re shrewd for a human.”

“Oh, I could run rings around you Grimmy boy. I know you got Sasha to sign up by offering her power and people to boss around. I haven’t figured out why you and Sasha wanted to reunite her with Anne and Marcy, but you can’t hide your motivations forever.”

“Weren’t you listening? We want the king to pardon us.”

Cameron waved his hand dismissively, “I’m sure that’s part of it but I can tell you’ve got something else going on. So, I say again, dismiss Sasha. I’ll not have my sister get tied up in more danger thanks to you.”

“Why are you coming to me in the first place?” Grime sat down and sipped tea from a flour-dusted cup, “Sasha’s not under some kind of contract or deal, she’s here by her own free will. Just ask her yourself to leave the army if you’re so fixated on it.” Seeing Cameron’s face he chuckled, “Unless of course you already tried that.”

Cameron slammed his hands down on the table, “I can and will fold you into that cake Grime, I doubt anyone around here would care too much.”

“I know one person who might.”

“She’d get over it.”

“You seem to know her better than me then.” Grime continued to sip on his tea, “do you know what your problem is Waybright?”

Cameron barred his teeth, “enlighten me.”

“You’re not happy Sasha is making her own decisions.”

“Don’t be stupid, I’m trying to stop Sasha from ruining her life by following along with whatever megalomaniacal scheme you’ve cooked up. She’s free to live her life however she wants but I’m going to stop her from making stupid mistakes like this whether she likes it or not.”

“Some people would call that being overbearing.”

“And some people would call it being a responsible older brother. Anyways, who asked you?” Cameron brought himself to Grime’s eye level, “If I get so much as a whiff of danger from you, I will end you myself, no matter how good of a friend Sasha thinks you are.”

Grime finished his tea and rose, “whatever makes you comfortable, I’m going to go change for dinner. Could you keep an eye on the cake? Make sure it doesn’t buzz.”

Cameron looked over at the cake, perplexed, “buzz? What kind of cake is this?” When Grime didn’t answer he turned to find he was alone in the kitchen. Letting out a snort of frustration Cameron sat at one of the tea tables, staring at the cake. He furrowed his brow and glared at one decorative feature Grime had made to look like a face, “what are you looking at bitch?”. After a brief starring contest with the inanimate object he turned away, "Okay you might have a point... fuck, what do I do now?"

Chapter 21: The Dinner

Summary:

Sasha, Grime, and Cameron go to a dinner party and the Plantars'.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Pain, not physical, but certainly pain. It beat through his head as if a marching band had decided to make camp right between his ears.

Cameron scrunched his eyes closed as he tried to process the last few minutes. Frustration boiled up inside and he raised his fist to slam it down on the table but instead awkwardly brought it down palm open to gently rest on the fine linen tablecloth. He let out a muted snarl, how had he lost both arguments? He wasn’t being unreasonable, was he? No, Sasha was being unreasonable, she was out of control and acting completely irrationally. He’d heard the stories; he’d seen the evidence. He needed to be more forceful, he couldn’t take no for an answer! He should march up there right now, kick Grime’s war criminal ass, confiscate Sasha’s sword and force her to sit in a corner until she apologized to Anne and the Plantars for almost killing them! No, he should make her crawl on her knees to them and beg Anne’s forgiveness! She should appreciate all the blood, sweat, and shit he’d had to crawl through in this hell hole of a swamp on the off chance of finding her and-

He slouched back down into his chair.

Great ideas Einstein, but I’m not sure they make this whole situation volatile enough.

“Come on, man, think.” Cameron cupped his head in his hands, “You’re the adult here. Adult.”

It turned out, in Cameron’s adult opinion, that his best course was to play it cool and pretend as if nothing had taken place, at least for now. His new plan was to just keep an eye on things and deal with problems as they arose. Maybe he was being too hard on Sasha. Maybe she had changed.

“I. Haven’t. Changed!”

Sasha’s voice, though quite muffled through the tea shop walls, was unmistakable. Cameron grimaced, “I’m sure I’m hearing that out of context…”

Climbing the stairs to the room he popped his head in to see Sasha emptying her boots of daggers and Grime’s dry remark, “How did you even walk?”

Clearing his throat with a cough Cameron made his presence known, “Am I interrupting something?”

Sasha locked eyes with him and gave her boot one last shake as a dainty stiletto tumbled out onto the pile, “Have you heard of knocking?”

Grime chimed in, “not at all, interrupting that is.” He was sporting a fine coat adorned with a fur trimmed red cloak, “Sasha was just telling me how we should be on our best behaviour tonight, is that right?”

Cameron watched as both Sasha and Grime glared back and forth at each other. He sighed, despite his better judgement he chose not to engage with whatever drama had just transpired, “well I think that’s and excellent idea Sash, I’m sure Anne would really appreciate it.”

Grime nodded, “exactly.”

Sasha crossed her arms, “I’m glad we all agree then.”

Feeling the tension in the room Cameron groaned under his breath, “could I have the room to change now?”

Sasha turned her back on him and walked out the room with Grime following close behind, “all yours.”

“Wait… are you wearing armour over to the Plantars’?” The door slammed before Cameron could hear a response.


Cameron gave his tie a frustrated tug. He’d worn them plenty of times before but usually Mom or Dad would have tied them for him. Still, for a first attempt without an internet connection, he’d done pretty well, but the tail kept ending up longer than he wanted. In the end, he’d taken the vest from his suit and had tucked the tie into that to hide the length mess. The vest also helped him conceal a short dagger in a sheath tucked under his right arm. He wasn’t going unarmed around Grime, no matter how friendly he seemed.

Stepping out the room Cameron met Sasha and Grime outside the tea shop. Sasha’s dour expression neatly contrasted Grime’s devilish glee as he threw a sheet over his cake which sat atop a small cart he’d borrowed from Felicia. Smiling with false exuberance Cameron clapped his hands, “alright, party time.” Walking over to Grime he held his finger to his mouth and slid a large bottle underneath the cloth, “I think the grown-ups deserve a treat too.”

Grime gave a toothy grin, “I knew there was something about you I liked Waybright.”

Cameron and Sasha walked on either side of Grime in total silence as they made their way towards the Plantars’ farm. It was a clear, quiet, evening with the last rays of sunlight turning the sky a beautiful gold as twilight turned to dusk. Cameron gave a quick glance over at Sasha. She was stone-faced, and looked utterly disinterested in everything that was transpiring.

“hey Sash, I…”

“What?”

Cameron's lip curled at her dismissive tone.

Naw, fuck this. She can apologize to me first.

He turned his head away, lacing his tone with venom, “Nothing.” Sasha was slightly caught off guard by the vitriol in his voice but quickly turned her own head away.

Grime looked over at the sunset, “isn’t the setting sun so beautiful? I always feel that it helps me forget all the troubles and worries of the day.”

Cameron had to stop himself from snorting with laughter at the toad’s antics. He was clearly trying to be a peacemaker and was a shrewd diplomat. However, his monstrous appearance just made his attempts to come across as genuine seem overly comedic. He nodded, “The sunset is quite beautiful, it always reminds me of being out on a boat fishing at last light.”

Sasha groaned, “It was the only good part, everything else was so gross. The slimy fish, the dirty worm bucket. I don’t get what you and Dad like about it so much.”

Killing slimy helpless creatures, yeah, what kind of monster would take pleasure in that?

Cameron smiled as he bit back the remark, “Fishing isn’t everyone’s cup of tea, it’s more an excuse to get out on a boat than anything else.”

Grime shrugged, “In Amphibia, fishing is a grand affair where almost all lose their lives to the great behemoths of the deep, but those who survive are showered in the glory of the hunt! I once knew one toad who set off to catch a pike…”

Cameron coughed, “Sorry to interrupt, but I think we’re here.”

The trio stood awkwardly outside the Plantar farmhouse. Cameron stepped forward and rapped his knuckles on the door. A moment later the door swung open to reveal Anne wearing a purple and white dress with diamond patterns laced onto it.

Cameron gave a grin, “Hello everybody! You didn’t start without us, did you?”

As he stepped through the door frame his large frame revealed Sasha and Grime standing sinisterly behind him (though Grime was making his best effort to appear amiable). Hop Pop recoiled, Polly pushed him forward, and Sprig ducked behind the couch loading his slingshot.

“Stay back scum!”

“Don’t kill me!”

“Take Hop Pop! He’s old!”

A glare and a cough from Anne caused them to relax.

“I mean. How’s it going?”

Grime stepped through, pulling the cake behind him as he did, “my sincere thanks for the kind invitation.” He looked around, his face falling somewhat, “your home is… sufficient for habitation.” Wheeling the cake over to Hop Pop he puff out his chest proudly, “I baked a vol-cake-no! It needs a little more time to rise, but it’s sure to end the night with a devastating explosion of chocolaty goodness.”

“Eh… thanks… I’ll just put it over here.”

Cameron pushed past Anne, “Thanks for organizing this, Anne. Hop Pop wait I need to get something out of there first!”

“Well girls, looks like we’re all finally back together again!”

Cameron winced slightly as the high-pitched squeal pierced his ears.

Polly's eyes were wide as she covered her ears, “Human friendships are loud!”

Cameron glared over at her, “Don’t you lump me in with them!”


Cameron stood beside Marcy arms crossed as he watched Hop Pop flip mushrooms on Frobo’s open mouth. The frobot had a grill placed over his exposed reactor which was burning red hot. Cameron grimaced, “first things first, please tell you we’re not eating food cooked on an ancient reactor tonight.”

“naw it’s perfectly safe, see.” Marcy gestured to the glowing parts of Frobo, “That’s just his heat sink running at full capacity, Frobo’s basically an electric stove top.”

Cameron scratched his beard, “okay yes, I see now. Follow up question, where did you lot find a robot?”

“Frobot.”

“I’m not calling it that.”

“He’s a frog robot, his name’s Frobo.”

Cameron took a long sip from his glass of ‘juice’, “and I thought Ribbitvale was on the nose.” Realizing his glass was now empty he gazed down into it dejectedly, “So Marcy I heard Maddie took you on as an apprentice, learn any interesting spells?”

Marcy’s eyes widened and a grin spread across her face as she began babbling, “Yeah! I mean, kinda? I helped bring this flea back to life, but its head did fall off... Oh! Oh! But I did totally save the day when a bunch of tadpoles turned themselves into giants and were going to crush the village!”

Marcy’s enthusiasm was infectious, and Cameron had to force himself to not smile, “Okay, I understand it’s exciting (it’s taking all my willpower to not start obsessing over magic right now) but let’s cool the jets on the dark magic stuff. Maybe do a bit more conjuration and a little less necromancy.”

Marcy gave an evil grin and rubbed her hands mischievous, “but Cameron, I’m a master of life and death now! The laws of nature bow before me as their master!”

They both broke out into laughter, unable to keep a straight face at Marcy’s antics. Cameron wiped a tear from his eyes, “Okay, but if you start a zombie apocalypse, I’m denying I ever met you.”

Marcy was giggling, “Yeah, that’s fair.”

Seeing Hop Pop walking by with the bottle Cameron waved over to him, “hey Hop Pop! Can I get a refill!”

Marcy held up her glass too, “Same here Hop Pop, I’m running dry!”

Cameron and Hop Pop exchanged a glance, “er… actually this one’s empty. I- ah- I don’t even know why I’m carrying it around, silly old Hop Pop, going senile I guess. Heh heh heh…”

Cameron made a big show of patting the old frog on his back, “Now, now, Hop Pop don’t be too hard on yourself it’s only natural for a frog of your age to be a bit forgetful. Why don’t you let me help you find a full bottle? You stay here Marcy we’ll be back in a tick after I help the old fella out.” Cameron winced as Hop Pop ground his heel down onto Cameron’s foot, “not that you’re old of course, probably just all the excitement- ow! All the exertion of party planning- ack! Uh, forgetfulness isn’t necessarily a sign of age, everyone gets brain farts from time to time.” He leaned in and whispered, “Okay, you’ve your point can you just stop assaulting my foot!”

Hop Pop smirked, “Sorry, I didn’t realize I was still standing on your foot, us old fogeys are so forgetful sometimes.”

“Why you- bah, just get me another drink.”

Things soon began to deteriorate at the party. Cameron was forced to sit and silently watch as Sasha and Sprig almost came to blows over who got to sit next to Anne. Things did not improve as the night went on. Sasha’s attempts at reminiscing with Anne and Marcy quickly turned to them pointing out how they often got in trouble because of her ideas. This was followed up by a truly skin-crawling series of comments and jokes traded between Hop Pop and Grime that left Cameron wishing he hadn’t shared his ‘grape juice’ with the two. He also wished he had more to drown the awkwardness he was feeling at this moment.

Standing up Cameron gestured inside, “Just gonna go refill my glass.” He gave a wry smile, “No fighting while I’m gone… heh… eh…” he walked away quickly before the moment became even more awkward, “This is worse than Christmas...” Pulling the cork out of the bottle Cameron poured the last few drops into his glass, giving the bottle a quick shake to get the last remaining droplets out. He was setting the bottle back down when the sound of tremendous crash sounded from outside. Rushing out, glass in hand, Cameron took a deep breath and prepared to start berating Sasha, “One request! I had one! No fight and now what’s this I find!” he paused as he rounded the door frame and came into view of the scene as everyone was scrambling to pick up fallen plates, “uh… well…what?”

Grime grinned sheepishly, “apologies Mr. Waybright, my enthusiasm got the better of me, you see I do love a good game of drawsidoodle.”

“Oh, it’s quite alright I think everyone was finished eating anyhow.”

Cameron blinked a couple times and then down his glass in one gulp, “well… good.” He snapped his fingers, “let’s… uh… keep that enthusiasm going.”


Somehow drawsidoodle was going both better and worse than the dinner had been. The prompts were all locally known references and having spent the least time amongst local civilization Cameron was at a total loss for all of them.

He watched as Sasha drew something that looked vaguely tree-like on the easel. He scratched his chin.

Okay the last ones were a famous rebellion and an obscure animal. This has got to be some famous tree that they use as a landmark around here. Maybe it’s called Wartwood Tree? No… that’s too dumb… on the other hand ridiculous names seem to be norm around here…

“Ooh, Ooh! Toad Tower exploding!” Polly held her arms up to emphasize ‘exploding’, “When we blew it up? Toppled the toad army? Come on! You guys were there.”

Cameron’s head snapped to look over at her, mumbling under his breath, “Don’t…”

Anne looked sideways at Grime, “I’m not sure that’s-”

“No, I Polly’s right. That top bit’s where Anne chose us. You know, over her friendship with Sasha.”

Cameron’s mouth was slightly agape as he tried to process what was transpiring, “okay, what the hell guys?”

“Oh, and there she is letting go of Anne’s hand and plummeting to her possible death.”

Cameron stood up, “what the fuck did you just say?”

Everything descended into shouting then as Cameron, Sprig, Polly, Sasha, and Hop Pop began throwing insults back and forth while Marcy, Anne, and Grime did their best to calm everyone down.

“It’s a tree! You morons! A Tree!”

“No talksies while you drawsies. Ten minutes in the shame corner!”

“What is wrong with all of you? Are you trying to start a fight?!”

“We just calls it likes we sees it.”

“Yeah, that was the most toad tower-looking tree I’ve ever seen.”

“Oh no! You knew it was a tree, I knew it was a tree! Everyone knew it was a f- hecking tree!”

“Pfft. Then why didn’t you say so? I don’t think you knew at all.”

“Anyways, we can’t keep playing until Sasha puts the shame hat on. It’s the rules.”

“No one is putting the shame hat on!”

Sasha threw the easel with a ferocious snarl, sending it hurtling out the window above Anne and Marcy’s head.

“Woah, Sasha!”, Anne stood up from the couch.

Cameron turned, “Can you keep your damn temper in check for a second so I can diffuse the situation?!”

“My temper? You’re the one shouting at everyone!”

The two siblings turned to each other with fire in their eyes.

“I’m de-escalating the situation, you’re escalating it! Just let me handle this, Sash!”

“you’re not handling it! You’re just being loud!”

“Well, if you give me a chance to do something maybe I could change that!”

“Just sit down and let me deal with Anne’s weird frog family’s prejudices!”

Anne walked up and placed herself between Sasha and the Plantars, “They’re doing their best. Pretty good considering you did try to kill them.”

Cameron saw the look that crossed Sasha’s face, “don’t!”

Sasha glared at him, “You’re taking their side? That’s your guys’ whole game plan, isn’t it? To gang up on me!”

“Were you even listening to how this all started? I’m on your side Sash!”

Sprig pointed a finger, “I knew it, he’s been on Sasha’s side this whole time, he was playing the long game!”

Cameron whirled around, “No! There are no sides!”

The bickering continued now as Anne and Sasha began trading barbs while Cameron argued with the Plantars.

Cameron could feel his care around swear words slipping as his temper grew. Blood rushed through his ears and his knuckles had turned white from clenching his fists. From behind he heard Marcy and Grime trying to calm down Anne and Sasha. At the same time Sprig going off about how Cameron was just like Sasha and was going to betray them all. As the built up inside both siblings, they opened their mouths in unison, both planning on saying very different (yet equally damning) things.

“Oh, yeah? Well-”
“Oh, yeah? Well-”

Thankfully for all involved their tirades were broken off as the entire house shook. With a whistle of steam, the vol-cake-no erupted taking the roof of the Plantars’ house clean off as it did so.

“Ooh, dessert! Yummy!”

Cameron hopped onto the armchair he had abandoned at the start of the arguments, clinging to it for dear life as a lake of molten chocolate filled the house. Stamping out a piece of the fabric that had caught fire he looked around quickly to make sure everyone else had gotten to safety. Fortunately, it seemed no one was too worse for wear and they were all safely atop bits of furniture that were now floating in the lake of chocolate lava. Cameron remained perfectly still so as not to upset the balance of his perch, “Grime! What the hell is this?”

“The vol-cake-no is a toad favourite. Every feast ends in a delicious dessert battle.” Grime glanced around, “Do frogs not do that?”

Seven angry voices answered him, “No!”

“Well don’t worry, it’s delicious. Assuming you survive the hornets.”

Cameron groaned, “Oh no, the eggs…” Sure, enough hornets began swarming out the cake’s orifices. They numbered about eight in total with large red compound eyes and even larger stingers, nearly as thick as Cameron’s hand.

Grime chuckled, “They’re the best part, but beware their stingers cause-” There was a hiss and a thud. Grime froze for a second and then toppled over, muttering through closed lips, “…paralysis.”

Cameron watched in horror as the hornets began firing their stingers as projectiles, “what kind of evolutionary arms raced spawned this abomination?” He ducked his head as a stinger sailed over it, landing in the chocolate lava lake with a dull splash. As the hornet ‘reloaded’ its stinger it dived for Cameron, mandibles open wide. With a lurch Cameron sprung up and grabbed the hornet by what passed for its neck, sending him and his new ride springing off over the chocolate lava lake. Holding the snapping mandibles away from his face and kicking at the hornet’s abdomen to keep its stinger pointed away from him Cameron could do little more than hope the hornet stayed airborne long enough for the chocolate to cool.

Far below him, he spotted Marcy firing the spent stingers back at the hornets causing them to drop. He looked up into the snapping face of his ride, “So, you’re not immune to your own toxin then?” Twisting his legs around he grabbed the stinger between his feet and pulled it free. As the hornet convulsed, he shouted down, “Can someone tell me when the chocolate isn’t red hot anymore?”

Anne’s voice called back to him, “It’s starting to cool now!”

Reaching into his vest Cameron pulled out his dagger and jammed it into the hornet’s eye. The bug threw its head back, screeching in pain. As it was distracted Cameron dropped the dagger and reached down, grabbing the stinger with his free hand. He felt a small prick, “Oh shit, gotta act fast.” Already feeling his muscles tensing up he swung and slid the sting into the hornet’s abdomen. Instantly the two fell from the sky landing in the now only slightly hot chocolate. Frantically Cameron dragged himself onto a floating table but was only able to make it halfway before his whole body froze up. Thankfully the chocolate followed suit soon after, solidifying at an astounding rate.
Unable to turn his head Cameron remained frozen in place, both by hornet toxin but also by the solid block of chocolate that now encased his lower torso. He gazed down at the table surface, unable to blink or move his mouth much, “could somebody get me some eye drops?”

Slowly control came back to his limbs and he turned around to see Anne and Sasha hugging while everyone else looked on. He raised his hand, “Hey! Sweet moment, I approve, but what the hell guys!?”

Since he was effectively uncased in his own desert Cameron was given a knife and fork to extricate himself. Sawing off a chunk of chocolate he shouted over to Hop Pop, “screw this I’m the dropping the pretenses, Hop Pop I need a drink of wine!”

Notes:

Awkward moments, arguments, and casual racism (although I guess in this case it'd be speciesism) it's a family gathering all right.

Chapter 22: Battle of the Bands

Summary:

Cameron joins the Wartwood battle of the bands event.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Cameron groaned as he rolled out of bed, the burning rays of midmorning having finally become too much to bear. He cursed as he fumbled for the glass of water he’d set beside his bed, “fucking hell.” A hangover headache pounded behind his eyes along with a general feeling of malaise. Snatching the glass, he downed most of it and tossed the rest in his face. Wiping his face dry on his shirt he stood up. Sasha and Grime were gone, their sleeping cots empty. Walking over to the window he groaned as he saw the sun was a decent way up in the sky, it was probably sometime around 10 or 11 o’clock.

Hopping into a cold shower and dressing quickly Cameron made his way downstairs. Strangely Felicia was not tending the shop. Frowning Cameron snatched a scone from the kitchen, placing a copper piece where it had been. With breakfast secured he headed outside and was greeted by a barrage of noises and poorly tuned musical instruments. Cameron winced and covered his ears, still slightly hungover and quite sensitive to loud noise. Skipping through the bustling frogs he spied Captain Grime's head in his direction. Gingerly Cameron removed his hands from his ears and waved over to the toad, “Hey! Where are you off to?”

Grime gave Cameron a devilish look as he rubbed his hands together, “to practice of course, my performance must be flawless.”

Cameron stared at him blankly, “I thought I told you no scheming.”

“You misunderstand Mr. Waybright. See, the mayor just announced that there is to be an event tonight and using his wheel of fun it was decided that the event would be a battle of the bands.” Grime placed a hand on his chest, “since I have never lost a battle, I intend to spend the rest of the day practicing so that I might obliterate my competition on the field of musical talent. Now if you’ll excuse me, every second spent idling chit-chatting is a second lost practicing!”

“Wait, so we have to come up with a song?”, Before Cameron could have his questions answered however Grime hurried off, still rubbing his hand together in glee. Cameron scowled, “great, what the hell am I going to do? I barely know how to play piano let alone write a whole song myself…” Suddenly a slow smile crept across his face, “buuuuut… I could totally preform an established piece… Hey Toadstool!”

The mayor turned, slightly annoyed, “I already told you, I’m not selling you more wine.”

“Screw the wine, what are the rules for the battle of the bands?”

The mayor shrugged, “Play music, and if the judges like it enough you’ll win.”

“Nothing else?”

A frown crossed Toadstool’s face, “if you’re thinking of causing trouble the laws of Wartwood still apply and you will be punished if you break them.”

Cameron waved his hand dismissively, “well duh, don’t worry I just wanted to clarify something.”

Back in the tea shop’s spare room Cameron began scrolling through his music library, “no way I’m getting an electric guitar here so this one’s out… this one’s a bit too adult… wait!” he beamed as he looked down at his screen, “of course, it’s perfect!”


Cameron found Maddie in her usual spot deep in the wood, she looked up as he approached, “Hey Cameron, back with more magic questions?”

Cameron smiled sheepishly, “Well yes, but actually no. Do you have a band for tonight?”

“No, I’m not really one for music, at least not the kind that anyone else likes to listen to… also I’m not much of a musician…”

Cameron gave a sly grin, “well how are you at making things go bang?” he held out his phone and pressed play.

Maddie’s eyes widened as she listened to the music, “you use explosives in your music back on earth?”

“Not usually, but this is a special piece.” Cameron paused the music and pocketed his phone, “So, what do you think? Care to join my orchestra?”

Maddie gave an evil grin and picked up two flasks labelled ‘danger: explosive’, “You betcha!”


By mid afternoon set up was well underway and Cameron had assembled the necessary equipment for his production of the 1812 Overture. He giggled a little to himself as he watched Maddie pour a small test amount of explosive power down the barrel of one of the twenty-one cannons that now filled the grove.

“Mr. Waybright could you please be quiet, else I’ll never finish this music sheet.”

“Sorry, Stitch.” Cameron winced again at the small frog glare and mouthed ‘sorry’.

The two tailors had been eager to join his production after hearing it would be a classical piece. The cannons had put them off somewhat but after Cameron agreed to purchase a tailored tailcoat they threw their musical talent behind the production whole heartedly. Along with their musical talent (without which Cameron was quickly realizing the whole endeavor would have never gotten of the ground) they contributed their own one-frog band instrument design which Snip was assembling nearby.

The devices looked like something out of Dr. Seuss, twisting pipes of brass and all manner of bells and whistles stuck out at odd angles. Leaving Stitch with his phone Cameron walked over and peered down the neck of a what was apparently the tuba of the set, “So how does this thing work?”

Snip wiped grease from his hands of a kerchief, “Well it’s a matter of some very clever vale setups and breath control. Certainly not for beginners. Also needs a lot of direction, have you conducted before?”

Cameron shook his head, “first time in any real capacity. I led scale practice a couple of times in middle school but otherwise all I know about conducting comes from movies and bugs bunny.”

“Well, I think we’ve got a good feel of the music so all you really need to do is memorize what should be playing when and signalling to Maddie when the cannons need to fire.” Snip gave an experimental blow through the mouthpiece of his instrument and ran his fingers over the keys producing a quick ditty, “As a conductor, your job is to keep track of everything, correct us when mistakes happen, and generally make sure the music fits the vision you have for it.”

Cameron scratched his beard, “Hmm, yeah okay I think I can manage that.”

“Sheets are done!” Stitch walked up waving a small packet of papers, “lets get practicing.”


Cameron sat behind the stage humming the tune to himself as he ran the production through his mind one last time. He opened his eyes at the sound of a voice calling his name, “Cam! Where have you been all day?” Sasha was walking over. She cocked an eyebrow at Cameron’s outfit, “What on earth are you wearing?”

The two siblings couldn’t have been dressed more differently. Sasha was rocking a full punk rocker getup complete with ragged hoodie, eyeliner, and spiked-up hair. Every inch of her body was covered in either dark red, black, or a shade of grey. Beneath her hoodie she had a dark grey t-shirt with a broken black heart displayed on her chest.

Conversely, Cameron bore quite a refined look. His hair and beard had been trimmed and combed thoroughly. He’d waxed his moustache so that it formed a neat shape above his lip and he’d parted his hair to one side. He wore a black tuxedo with tails, immaculately tailored to fit his frame by Stitch and Snip. His hands were covered by dainty white gloves and he was wearing the same dress shoes he’d bought with his first suit now that the chocolate had been fully cleaned out of them.

“Oh hey Sash, I see you’ve got your heartbreaker shirt. Is that what you and the girls are going to be playing tonight?”

Sasha averted her gaze, “uh, yeah… well actually Anne and Marcy wanted to do this other song Anne wrote so we decided it’d be best if we… uh.”

Cameron looked down at Toadie who was hiding behind Sasha’s leg, his heavily waxed mustache twitched, “did you even listen to her song idea before you ditched them?”

Sasha scowled, dodging the question, “You didn’t answer me, why are you dressed like a penguin?”

Cameron gave a sly grin, “Because I’m conducting an orchestra.” His sly grin turned mischievous, “…and an artillery battery.” He pointed over to where Maddie was wheeling one of the cannons over.

Sasha mouthed opened slightly, closed, and then opened again, “…what?”

“Tchaikovsky’s 1812 overture. It has cannons as part of the orchestra.”

“Cam, cannons are not instruments.”

“Yes they are and I’m going to use twenty-one of them.”

“Cam, no.”

“Cam, yes!”


Cameron watched from the crowd as Anne and Marcy took the stage, he had been disappointed that Sasha had elected to do her own thing but at least they weren’t at each others throats anymore. He sighed, small victories and all that. As Anne waved out to the crowd Cameron stuck two fingers from each hand in his mouth and left out a piercing whistle, then he let out a whoop and started clapping, “Marcy and Anne, let’s go girls! You got this!”

He saw their faces light up as the crowd joined him. The song started off well, both girls had musical talent but as they approached the stinger Cameron could tell Anne was getting nervous. In their band back home Sasha had always been lead guitar, partly because she always wanted- no, needed, to be the leader of the band, but also because she had undeniable skill.

Cameron chewed his lip a little, murmuring under his breath, “Come on Anne, you got this.”

When the guitar solo rang up to perfection Cameron jolted upright, then he saw Sasha entering the stage and realized what had happened, “so damn dramatic.”

Standing up so that he rose from the crowd like a mountain from the ocean he let out a cheer, “Yeah! Woo! Let’s go!”

The rest of the song was perfection, when it was over Cameron pushed his way to the front stepping over protesting frogs as he made his way up to the three girls. Clambering up onto the stage he raised his hands, “high fives all round champs, that was awesome!” As Sasha went for the high five he wrapped her in a bear hug, then leaned in close so the others couldn’t hear, “I’m so proud of you Sash.”

Sasha blushed, “Yeah… well they needed my help. Couldn’t leave my girls hanging”

Smiling warmly Cameron patted her on the back, “Let me help you clear the stage for Grime. Hey Toadie! Need a new band?”

As Cameron walked off to recruit Toadie and move the drum set Sasha stood alone for a moment; Grime waddled onto stage carrying a harp that was twice as tall as he was. As he passed her they locked eyes. Grime scowled as he saw the uncertainty behind Sasha’s gaze, he hissed at her, “too late for second thoughts now lieutenant.”

Sasha grabbed Grime’s collar frantically, “Pulling a fast one on Anne and Marcy is one thing, but Cameron is too much.”

Grime wriggled free of her grasp, “then we’ll have to think of something to clear your conscience, let’s talk after the show.”


Grime’s performance was a complete shocker, Cameron had thought the girls were shoo-in, but Grime’s melody was flawless. When the performance finished there wasn’t a dry eye in the swamp. Cameron was sitting beside Sasha, using a handkerchief from his tuxedo pocket to wipe away some dust that had caught in his eye, or at least so he claimed. Sasha who was struggling to maintain her mascara looked up at him with puffy eyes, “Guess neither of us are winning this one Cam.”
Cameron cleaned the last of the moisture from his eyes, “If I’m going down, I’m going down swinging, just you watch me Sash.”



As Stitch and Snip paraded their contraptions on stage Cameron addressed the audience, “Friends, I must profess that this performance will not be a display of skill equal to that of the esteemed captain.” He gestured to Grime who laughed bashfully, “So I instead bring you a sampling of human culture. This piece of music was written just under two hundred years ago by a human composer named Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky. It commemorates the defeat of a tyrant as he tried to invade a foreign land.”

With the instruments assembled Cameron walked over to a bag he’d stowed by the edge of the stage for emergencies. Reaching in he pulled out his laser sword. Snip had found him a perfectly serviceable conductor’s baton but after Grime’s performance, he decided he needed all the spectacle he could muster.

The performance started off mellow, boring even, glancing at the crowd Cameron could see some of the frogs were even nodding off. He grinned mischievously. He had kept a curtain obscuring the cannons. Toadie, now without a band of his own had happily joined the crew and was standing by to reveal them at the proper juncture. As the music began to build, he saw the audience begin to stir, some even stood, ready to start clapping politely assuming he was about to reach the end of the piece.

Fools.
The horns raised in volume as the energy built ever higher, he saw some of the frogs begin to get nervous as the stage shuddered from the violent intensity. Then with a resounding boom, the first cannon volley went off and everyone was instantly awake. Birds sleeping in nearby trees took flight and some of the timider frogs hid underneath their chairs. Cameron waved his sword like a madman, and then just as quickly as it had escalated the melody relaxed. The crowd was tense, but began to ease, at least until Toadie began ringing the town bell.
Cameron let out a maniacal laugh as the town bell began to trill out. He could see Toadie bouncing along on the bell rope like a yoyo. Maddie joined his maniacal laughter as she poured more and more explosive powder down the barrels of the cannons of the finale. The finale began and the cannons boomed out their final notes in concert with the bell shaking the stage as if a great beast at grabbed hold of it.

With a sharp flick of his wrist Cameron brought the music to a halt. The silence the followed was deafening. He turned to the judges who were frozen in place and bowed along with Stitch, Snip, Maddie, and Toadie.

In the end Grime was declared the winner, with the girls the runners up. Cameron was banned from musical productions in Wartwood indefinitely by Mayor Toadstool.

Notes:

My preferred version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xb0eyYzQ5W0

Chapter 23: Change of Plans

Summary:

In the aftermath of the Battle of the Bands Cameron is faced with new opportunities.

Chapter Text

Cameron grumbled under his breath as he packed up his belongings, “danger to the public indeed. Bunch of uncultured, backward, hick jerks.” He looked at the last thing laid out on the bed, a torn music sheet from the previous night, scowling he folded it neatly and tucked it into the side of the bag. The fallout from his performance for the Battle of the Bands had been intense, with Mayor Toadstool calling for his arrest and some others for his execution. Without intervention from Anne, he might have come to blows with the town residents. He continued muttering, this time with a pitch of rage, “Stupid fat ass mayor… should have done everyone a favour and pitched him into the lake with the giant snakes.”

Peering through the open crack of the door Grime watched the young man with a lidded eye. Sasha fidgeted nervously behind him. The toad Captain grinned, “You know I can really see the resemblance.”

Sasha looked up, “I’m not in the mood for philosophy Grime.”

The toad turned to her, “I mean he doesn’t have quite the same verbal bite as you do, but when the Mayor threatened to throw him in prison and Cameron blew up at him?” He wiped his brow, “Whew! Waybright rage is nothing to laugh at. And he’s twice my size! I bet he could have lifted old mayor Toadstool like a sack of flour, the three of us together would be unstoppable!”

Sasha tapped her fingers on the arm of her chair, with all the other emotions going through her head at the moment it didn’t take much to annoy her, “If you’re done fawning over my brother, snap back to reality.” Her face fell, “there’s no way he’d help me- I mean us, out. He’s fully focused on getting back home.” She folded her arms, “besides, have you forgotten what happened right before dinner with Anne’s weird frog family? When he tried to chew us both out?"

Grime raised an eyebrow, “Oh I see it now.”

Sasha narrowed her eyes, “you see what?”

“You’re worried he’d be in charge,” he drew close to Sasha, “he is the older brother, much more experience, much more mature…” he tapped his chin pensively, “I’d bet he’d have a great plan for taking the city, given how smart you’ve told me he is…”

Sasha raised her fist as if to punch Grime, “Don’t. You. Dare.”

A violent bang interrupted them as Cameron kicked the door open, he paused, observing the scene frozen before him, “Am I… uh… interrupting something?”

Grime grinned at Sasha, then turned, “Actually we were just talking about you, Mr. Waybright.”

Cameron’s eyebrow raised, a wry smile crossing his face, “About me huh?”

Sasha grabbed Grime’s cloak and hissed into his ear, “What are you doing?”

Grime shook her off, “now Cameron, your sister has been very kind and helpful towards my people, far more so than others in the kingdom.” He grinned winningly, “I was hoping I might find a similar sentiment in you, being an educated and worldly man, I know you’d champion the cause of the underdog and the oppressed.”

Cameron self-consciously stroked his beard in a thoughtful manner at Grime’s compliment, but his eyes were still hard, “forgive me captain but from what I’ve heard you and your toads ran this part of the world like your own personal kingdom, hardly an underdog tale.”

Grime looked sadly at the floor, “I can easily see how it might appear so to you sir but believe me when I say I had no choice in the life I was brought up to lead.” He wiped what might have been a tear from his eye, “have you ever seen a toad living an honest life? We are brought up as soldiers and bullies because that’s what the kingdom wants from us. From the day we are born, we are branded as brutes, fit only for soldiery and thug work.”

Cameron paused for a moment but then his brow furrowed, “Alright, let’s pretend as if I believe you so far, what about the mayor? He seems to be living life to the fullest.”

“Mayor Toadstool is the exception that proves the rule, but even he is not free from prejudice. He has a duty to the kingdom to oversee the town and manage its finances, and for his efforts, he is called ‘moneys bags’ and greedy. I’ve even heard some call him fat just because he is larger than the frogs he lives among, when in fact he is in perfect shape for a toad of his age.”

Grime saw Cameron’s eyes glaze over in realization and let out a little snort of satisfaction. He had him, hook, line, and sinker.

Sasha realized what Grime was attempting, she chimed in, “I know Anne told you all those things that I and the toads did, but it wasn’t fully our fault. The kingdom orders toads to maintain law and order, Hop Pop ran for mayor and so by Newtopian law, he was a traitor which Grime and I were ordered to bring to justice.” As she made a pleading, puppy dog-like face at Cameron, Sasha could feel her stomach knot in guilt, “you met general Yunan right? You’ve seen what kind of justice system we’re working with here.”

Cameron’s face hardened as he remembered the threats the newt general had made towards his sister, “so down with the king huh? Alright, I can understand that. And who takes charge afterwards?”

Grime and Sasha shared a glance, the captain cleared his throat, “well… uh, you see the toad representatives from the four towers met last week and voted for…uh…”

“They voted for us!” Sasha blurted out.

The silence that followed was deafening, Cameron glared directly at Grime, “you want my little sister to run a country along side you?” He started reaching for his sword hilt, “did I, or did I not tell you what I would do if I found out you were roping her into more schemes?”

Grime held out his hands to forestall violence, “You may not like it, but this is the truth of the matter. Sasha was the one to help me unite the Toad clans by finding Barrel’s Warhammer. The toads chose both of us to lead them.”

Cameron looked between Sasha and Grime lips curled in frustration as he weighed his options. Pursing his lips he relaxed his sword arm. He studied the hammer Grime had propped against the wall with scorn in his eyes, “So this thing is some sort of staff of office? I can’t say I’m thrilled to support a regime that uses king Arthur logic to choose its leaders.”

Grime nodded, “it was once wielded by the greatest hero in toad history, Barrel. He or she who wields the hammer commands the respect of all toadkind.” He bowed slightly and gestured to it, “I would like to see how well you carry it, sir.” Still scowling, Cameron walked over to the hammer, with a grunt of effort he lifted it from the ground with one hand swinging it slightly to test the weight. Grime ginned, “Can you feel the power in there Waybright? That is the power of destiny, the power to become something people will remember forever. Isn’t that all anyone ever really wants?”

Beads of sweat formed on Cameron’s brow as he recognized the truth in Grimes's words, “I don’t know…”

When Sasha saw the uncertainty in her brother’s eyes all of her doubts fell away, banished by a very familiar sense of opportunity she hadn’t felt since she first arrived in Amphibia. Cracks in Cameron’s armour were few and far between but after thirteen years exploiting them was second nature to Sasha. She fell back into a routine she’d been doing since the two of them were in primary school. She kicked her feet up on the table, “Forget it Grime, Cameron doesn’t care about this world. He couldn’t care less if toads, frogs and newts struggle under a tyrannical and brutish regime. He can’t help it if he’d doesn’t want to…” she saw Cameron’s lips begin to curl and she rolled the last few words off her tongue with glee, “…put the effort in to fix it.”

There was a cold light behind Cameron’s eyes as he batted her feet off the table with the hammer. The two sibling’s eyes locked, “you know what the funny thing is Sash?”

Sasha flashed him her puppy-dog eyes once more, “what’s that Cam?”

Cameron remained stone-faced, “I know you’re playing me.” A slow grin crept up the side of his lips, “but you’re right.” He turned to Grime, “but I’m laying some ground rules,” he tossed the hammer back to Grime who doubled over catching it, “you’re going change your plan to what you just told me it was, not whatever lazily selfish scheme you were planning on conning me into.”

Sasha examined her nails, “whatever could you mean Cam?”

“Can it Sash, I’m only going along with this because Newtopia is doing far worse things than you and Grime ever did.” Cameron growled, “Also, you’re forbidden from fighting Anne or Marcy in any way, shape, or form. Understood?”

Sasha rolled her eyes, “Well duh. I was going to send them home as soon as we took over, I don’t want those sissies ruining my fun here. Once they’ve calmed down, we can go back to being friends like we were before that frog runt stole Anne from me.”

Cameron’s lip curled, “you know Sash? I really thought you turned over a new leaf last night.”

Sasha shrugged, “and I thought you‘d grown tougher, but I guess some things never really change.”

Disgusted Cameron turned to Grime, “So where’s your army now Grime?”

The captain pulled out a map of the continent and pointed to a tower to the far north, “they’re meeting here, set to move out when I send a message to them.”

Cameron rolled up the map and pocketed it, “then you best tell me what the message is, because I’m going to deliver it.”


Cameron looked down in concern at Joe Sparrow, “Hey Marcy, is Joe going to be okay? He looks a little… exhausted…”

“One, it’s Joe Sparrow, use his proper name, and two… uh… probably? He’s never carried this many people before.” Marcy gave the massive sparrow a pat on his head, “Dig deep buddy, I won’t have you carry this much ever again I promise.”

Joe Sparrow had been showing signs of strain since they’d left Wartwood. Though he’d been able to carry Marcy, Anne, Sasha, Grime, Hop Pop, Sprig, and Polly without too much trouble the added bulk of Cameron and Frobo was proving a bit too much to handle and he was slowly drifting closer and closer to the ground. Cameron did some quick mental math.

Actually, this is perfect.

“Hey Marcy set us down, I’ll walk from here.”

Marcy turned her head, “are you sure? It’s like a two-hour walk from here to Newtopia. We could just let Joe Sparrow take a quick breather…”

“Don’t worry I’ll be fine. Honestly, it’s for the best, unlike Sash and Grime I’m too tall to sneak into Newtopia without being recognized by my height alone.” That was true, he’d been thinking about this for a while, “and if Yunan spots me we’re in for all sorts of trouble so just ask the king to pardon me first and then I’ll join you. I’ll be waiting nearby.”

As he slid off Joe Sparrow Cameron heard him give an audible groan of relief. He patted the sparrow’s side, “Don’t worry pal, that’s the last time you’ll need to give me a lift.” Stepping back gave a short wave to the others, “See you all in Newtopia!” His eyes locked with Sasha, and wordlessly he made a gesture with his index and middle finger.

I’ve got my eyes on you.

Sasha rolled her eyes in response.

With a grunt of exertion Joe sparrow launched off the ground and into the air. Cameron watched as the he disappeared over the trees. Satisfied he was alone Cameron pulled out the map and a compass from his belt, “hmm okay… if I burn a power pack, I’ll be there in twenty… no thirty minutes, that’s a lake there, I’ll need to go around.” Reaching down to his chest Cameron opened up the power core cavity and began adjusting settings.

A few minutes later Cameron was galloping through the forest, each step boosted by his exoskeleton. There was something relaxing about the familiarity of this situation, alone and blitzing across unfamiliar country. He was a little shocked to realize how much he’d missed it, the wind blowing in his hair and beard, the scent of the woods all around him, it was a little intoxicating.


By mid afternoon Cameron was at his target location. It was a cliff that overlooked the watery depression that Newtopia sat in. From this vantage point, even though he was still a couple of kilometres away from the city, Cameron could survey every avenue of approach to the city landside. No one could go and go from Newtopia without him sighting them. He was impressed, Grime had chosen his staging ground well. Turning he surveyed the lands away from the city of which he had just as good a vantage point. Sure, enough a column of dust rising from the east marked the approaching toad forces.

He sat and waited, watching as the collum drew near. He glanced lazily to the side as the rustling of foliage caught his ears, “You’re not a stealthy lot, are you?”

The two toad scouts who had been creeping up on him stood up spearpoints raised, “identify yourself!”

“Who, me?” Cameron stood up and dusted himself off, “oh nobody too special,” He flashed them a toothy grin, “just your new boss.”

Chapter 24: Nothing Bad's Gonna Happen

Summary:

The following takes place concurrently with the episode "True Colors"

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Better me than you 

 

The late fall sun glared down upon Cameron Waybright as he watched the toad leaders pour over the note Grime had written for him. Of the handful of virtues that could be ascribed to the young man, patience could not be counted as part of their number. He drummed his fingers against his temple as he leaned forward on the stump he’d taken as a seat, chin resting in his palm. He was nervous, and fidgeting, though not because of the army of grizzled toad warriors surrounding him.


Cameron glanced skyward for a split second, noting the sun’s position and then averting his eyes before it scorched his retinas. Almost noon, plenty of time for Sash and Grime’s scheme. Assuming nothing went wrong…


Out of the corner of his eye, he sighted a familiar face glaring at him from the assembly. As a river flowing into a new course his anxiety and frustration morphed into a cocky grin and a mischievous glint in his eye, “Hey Bufo, how’s the jaw?” He chuckled as the toad captain snorted in anger and turned his attention back to the note, “Bad as that huh?”


Captain Beatrix examined the note one more time, “So you mean to tell me that Grimothy sent you, a complete stranger, to take command of our operation?” She crushed the note in her fist, “What kind of a fool do you take me for?”


“Not a complete stranger.” Cameron crossed his arms and winked at Bufo, “I’ve met some of you before. Besides, you’re all well acquainted with my little sister, aren’t you? So, as long as you want to involve Sash in this coup of yours, I’m running the show.” He blinked, finally registering what Beatrix had just said, “Sorry… wait, did you just say Grimothy?”


Beatrix took a step forward, hands on her axes, “Tell you what, I’ve been looking all over for someone to fill a very special position.” Bufo grinned as he tightened his grip on the great club resting on his shoulder. Beatrix continued, “We’re in dire need of a runner, someone to run messages between officers and I think your lankly legs just might fit the bill.”


Cameron eyed her nonplussed, then he sighed, “alright, fine, I’ll bust out the trump card.” Reaching down into his belt he pulled out his phone, opened it to a photo and threw it to Beatrix, “catch.”


A moment of silence followed as the toads looked down at the photo. Bufo snarled and spat to the side, “damn it all.”


Beatrix handed the phone back to a very smug looking Cameron, “fine, you’re in charge.”


Cameron looked down at the photo of himself posing with Barrel's Warhammer. He grinned and stowed the phone, “Well, now that we understand one another, let’s get to work.”


Bufo grumbled, “Yeah alright.”


“I’m sorry captain, did you say something?” Cameron’s smug grin faded as he fixed the toad with a cold stare.


Bufo glanced over to Beatrix who shrugged half-heartedly in defeat. He coughed, “Erm… no sir… do you have any… eh… orders for me?”


Cameron stood, walking over to the cliff’s edge he shielded his eye with his hand as he gazed over toward Newtopia. Waiting just long enough for the toads to start shuffling their feet awkwardly Cameron spoke, “I want scouts sent out to three lookout points.” he extended his arm and indicated three clifftops which fell facing the city. Turning, he swept his hand across the line of hills that lay between them and Newtopia, “Have the rest of the army hunker down behind these hills, but no fires or camps. If the newts spot a big ass army on their doorstep, they’ll know something’s up.” He looked over at Beatrix, “Is it true you don’t have any runners to carry orders between units?”


She shook her head, “none of us are exactly sprinters.”


Cameron stroked his chin for a moment then snapped his fingers, “Flags. Do any of your troops know flag signals?”


Bufo nodded once, “some.”


“Then make sure each scout team has someone with them who knows their flags.” Cameron pointed to the gate of Newtopia, “at some point this afternoon Sasha and Grime and their toads are going to open up that front gate for us. The instant we sight one of them working the gate controls we need to book it across the water as fast as possible. Do you have any junior officers?”


Bufo raised an eyebrow, “junior officers?”


“Lieutenants... seconds in command... Anything?”


The two shook their heads, “not really a thing, Grimothy’s the only one of us who bothered taking on a lieutenant.”


Cameron blew out a sigh, “That changes now, I want you to form your toads into two squads per tower. Choose a toad to take command of each squad. I want you to pick experienced warriors who know how to follow orders and are respected by their fellow soldiers. Once you’ve done that assemble them all here for a briefing.”


The two captain threw up a salute, their previously held animosity fading away in the face of welcomed decisive leadership, “aye sir.”


“Commander.”


“Beg-pardon?”


Cameron could feel his heart pound a little harder in his chest as his excitement grew, anxiety over their perilous situation completely evaporated in the face of his swelling ego, “That’s what I want to be called: commander.”



Cameron watched the distant spires of Newtopia from beneath hooded eyes. Behind him the toad army did its best to remain undetected by newt scouts. Crude shelters of grass and local foliage were erected to blend into the natural landscape serving more as camouflage from Newtopian scouts rather than any sort of protection from the elements.

Not that they needed it, after all, there wasn’t a cloud in the sky, nor did the enemy seem particularly competent.


He watched sullenly as two toads dragged a captured newt scout toward a holding pen. He hoped the poor thing had always been of a black and blue complexion, rather than a result of whatever beating they had sustained at the hands of the toads. He decided not to dwell on the subject.


Even if they blundered into ambushes, practically begging to be caught, it was risky business capturing scouts, but if all went as planned the gates to Newtopia would be open before they were missed.


Cameron’s musings were interrupted as a figure strode up to him, dropping to one knee, “the scouts are in position commander, and the officers are ready for your briefing.”


Cameron felt pride and smugness well up within himself to a near revolting degree when the toad addressed him as commander, doubly so given their history. He stood up, “excellent work Captain Bufo, let’s not keep them waiting.” He tossed his spy glass to a toad sentry, “you, keep an eye out for flag signals from the scouts. Alert me immediately if you see anything.”


Cameron rolled a map of Newtopia out on the ground as Bufo, Beatrix, and the newly appointed officers of the toad army gathered around, “alright ladies and gents. Pay attention, those gates could open at any second, so you get all this memorized quick.” He pointed to six buildings on the map, “There are four armoires in the city, we’ll need full control of them, the prison, and the palace to exercise full control over the city. Even if most of the guards surrender when Sasha and Grime seize the king, all it takes is one bold newt to start passing out weapons and we’ll be locked into fighting an insurgent force on home turf.” He held out his hand, “squad leaders, give me your daggers. Having collected all six he began stabbing them into points on the map, “First and second of East Tower, you’ll take these two armoires. Bufo, take a small contingent and hold the avenue connecting them, we want to catch anyone trying to move weapons around. First and second of west tower you’ll take the other two. Beatrix, I want you to put some toads out on the main square, make sure the citizens know who’s in charge of the city now but don’t be too rough or they’ll mob you. North tower squads, you’ll be following me. Second squad will take the prison and secure the guards Grime and Sasha’s forces have captured. First squad, we’ll take the palace and secure the king.”


His eye narrowed, “there’s going to be a temptation to start looting the city, we need to resist it. Remember, the newts outnumber us significantly, if they see weakness they’ll pounce. Save the celebrations until all the weapons are confiscated and the newt leadership is imprisoned.” He stepped back and eyed the officers, “everyone clear on their role?”


There was an ascent of ayes and yes sirs. Cameron nodded, “Excellent, then report to your squads. I’m trusting all of you to keep your toads in line. This is a high-risk, high-reward operation that Grime and Sasha have concocted, and it’ll be up to us to make sure it doesn’t fall flat on its face. Dismissed.”


As the officers departed to prepare their squads Cameron turned to Bufo and Beatrix, “good choices the both of you. The squad leaders look like they can handle themselves. I’m confident they’ll keep their toads in line when this all kicks off, but now we need to talk about Grime’s boys and girls.”


Beatrix grimaced, “They’re a spirited lot and they’ve hit hard times after the South Tower fell.”


Cameron pointed at her and nodded, “Exactly. I’m worried they’ll let victory go to their heads. If there’s a weak link in this plan it’s the toads on the inside. If they let their guard down, and the newts close the gate, this whole operation is shot to hell. So, we need to give them as little time as possible to fuck this up for us.” Cameron rolled the map up, “Grime may not like it but once we’re inside I want you to add his toads to your detachments. Keep them in line and don’t be afraid to crack heads. If our troops see them goofing off and enjoying the spoils, it’ll be a lot harder to keep everyone in line.”


“Commander!” Cameron turned as the toad he’d handed his spyglass over to ran up, “Commander, the scouts have seen movement! Captain Grime has the king!”


Cameron turned to Bufo and Beatrix, “So much for dress rehearsal… it’s show time.”



The gates had opened, and the orders had been sent forth. Striding out in front of the army Cameron watched the ramparts intently, searching for any sign of the South Tower warriors or his sister atop the pearly white walls. He had spotted toads milling about as they opened the gates not too long ago, but now they were deserted.


Then he spotted movement, two figures bouncing around atop the gate house. Cameron’s breath caught in his throat as he recognized the hair of both girls. Turning sharply, he bellowed at the toads behind him, “Give me a spy glass, now!” a telescope was quickly passed up the ranks where Cameron snatched it with furious energy, placing the sight to his eye he cursed aloud. Tossing the spy glass back he broke into a sprint, “to the gate! Double time!”


Anne and Sasha were duelling atop the gatehouse.



The gates were shut, there was no way in. Cameron kicked the shallow water he was standing in viscously, “Damn it! How did they screw up this badly?”


Beatrix scoffed, “So what’s the plan now oh great commander?” Decorum had been the first thing to dissipate following the plan’s failure. There were murmurs among the troops of abandoning the rebellion all together and Cameron could feel his authority over the army slipping.


He turned and glared at Beatrix, anger burning in his eyes, “If it were up to me, we’d have laid siege to Newtopia from the beginning. Starved the city out and forced the king to surrender. We’d have achieved our goals without a drop of blood spilt, but now, they have my sister and your brother as hostages.” He turned back to the map of Newtopia sprawled out on the table. He gritted his teeth, “we have an hour, tops before the guards reorganize. If we can’t come up with a way to reverse our fortunes, we and our siblings are as good as dead.”


Bufo shrugged, “I don’t see how this is my problem, at this point I’ve got no skin in the game. I’m heading back to east tower, let me know how General Yunan’s blades taste.”


Before he could turn Cameron grabbed him by the shoulder, “You thick-headed son of a bitch, did I knock some brains loose when I decked you? What do you think is going to happen to the toad towers after this if Newtopia wins? That you’ll just kiss and make up?” Bufo was silent, but Cameron continued, bellowing directly into his face, “You thought things were bad for toads before but after this, you’ll be lucky if General Yunan doesn’t hunt every last one of you down to extinction after this rebellion. You leave now and the brightest future you’ll be looking forward to, Bufo, will be the sun beating down on you in a penal camp!”


The toad took a step back reflexively but remained stone-faced, “Don’t act like you know us, human.”


Cameron’s face was flushed with rage. How dare this toad abandon him, how dare he abandon Sash? He should kill him, rip his backstabbing head from his shoulders and… and…


No… calm down, you’re the one losing his head here.


The room fell silent as Cameron furiously wracked his brain for a solution, for a way out of the mess he’d let happen.


How stupid are you? How could out let Sash get herself into a mess like this? What if the king executes her? What then? How are you going to explain that to Mom and Dad? How are you going to live with it?


He growled under his breath and pounded his balled fists into his forehead, “Shut up! Shut up!”


Beatrix approached him gingerly, “Are… are you alright?”

Cameron snapped around to face her, “Where’s the best spot to climb the walls?”


The toad tapped a point on the map, “here, it’s much the same as the rest of wall but there’s a merchant district just inside. If you can scale the wall before patrols resume you can quickly find cover in the streets.”


Cameron nodded in approval, “Have some foliage and tarps ready here,” he indicated a small thicket that was outside the wall closest to the prison. “we’ll use this as our exfiltration point. I’ll retrieve Sasha and Grime and then we’ll jump from this window. If all goes well, we’ll be back to square one without any losses.”


Cameron felt the rope burning his hand slightly as he climbed. The grapnel hook would have been much easier but at this point, he couldn’t risk the noise alerting guards. He’d done rope climbing before in gym class, but the real thing was something else. Reaching the ledge, he quickly pulled himself over and dragged the trailing rope with him as he dropped into the streets of the city below.


Taking shelter in an alley he watched as newt guards, robed and armed in the fashion of the Newtopian Guard patrolled past, some ushering citizens, others escorting toads who had been clapped in irons. He groaned, the odds that Grime and Sash’s forces had been carrying on the fight had been slim, but he had held out hope to find allies this side of the walls. Seemed things were indeed as bad as they could be. He needed to find his sister, quickly.


Had it not been such dire circumstances Cameron might have stopped and marveled at the city of Newtopia, with its fine marble statues and gardens. Now was not the time for sightseeing however, he needed to keep his head in the game. Racing though the streets, ducking newt patrols and city residents he finally laid eyes upon the prison complex, rising out of the side of the pyramid like structure of Newtopia.


A row of hedges provided him cover as his made his approach, and he kept his green cloak wrapped tight about his frame, careful to not let any shiny surface of his armour show and betray his presence with a glint of reflected light. A single guard stood watch at the gate, without pause Cameron sprung on him, two swift blows knocking the newt senseless.


He grabbed the key ring from the unconscious body and bundled the guard’s unconscious form behind the hedge, hiding him from view. It was a bandaid solution. Doubtless, any guard passing by would note the missing newt but at the very least it would delay pursuit by a minute or two, and under the circumstances that would have to do.


The prison was dank and quiet, the air musky and stale without a breeze to clear it out. Cameron passed cell block after cell block, all mostly empty apart from the odd inmate.


Where the fuck are they?


Sighting another guard Cameron crept up and grabbed her from behind, igniting his sword and holding it to her throat. He hissed into her ear, his voice a low growl, “Where are the human Sasha Waybright and Toad Captain Grime being held?”


The guard splutter, quivering with fear as she starred into the blazing yellow blade held just under her chin, “th-the king wanted them delivered to his throne room first, they’re p-probably there right now.”


Cameron’s stomach sank, infiltrating the palace would be no easy feat. Foolish even.


Doesn’t matter. Sash is in danger.


Dragging the guard over to a nearby cell Cameron unlocked it and threw the guard in, “I’m sure somebody will be by to let you out soon.” He paused and gave her an apologetic smile, “I’m sorry about this, but if you keep quiet then less people will get hurt.” Not waiting for a reply Cameron sped off, searching for an exit.


As he exited the prison through a side entrance and walked out onto the street Cameron felt a the ground beneath his feet rumbled and quake, disturbed by some great force.


An earthquake?


Anything was possible but no one had even mentioned them once since had arrived. Looking around Cameron’s jaw dropped as he saw massive thrusters extend from the side of the Newtopian royal palace.


What the hell is happening?


With a thunderous roar the palace rose into the sky. Cameron stared in disbelief, mouth agape. Slapping himself across the face gritted his teeth.


Think man, think!


As his eyes scoured his surroundings he spied a familiar sight: a giant sparrow with a seat on its back. He grinned and shook his head in disbelief, “that works.”


Cameron sprinted across the shaking square towards the sparrow, “Joe Sparrow! Over here boy!”


The sparrow looked up from the grain sack he had been feeding from, totally nonplussed by the events transpiring around him. Sighting Cameron, he quickly turned his head away, pretending he had not heard or seen him.


Reaching the bird’s side Cameron held out his hands, unsure of the proper etiquette for approaching the bird. When he did not react to his hand Cameron drew closer and grabbed the reins, “listen buddy, Marcy and everyone else just rocketed into the sky, I could really use your help right about now.”


Joe Sparrow let out a small groan.


“I know, I’m sure you’re exhausted and I’m really sorry, but I wouldn’t be asking you to do this if it wasn’t important.” clambering onto Joe’s seat Cameron paused, then gave the rein a slight tug, “uh… up, up and away Joe, yip yip!”


With a reluctant Joe began a hoping jump and raced towards the nearest ledge. Just as they launched into the air Cameron closed his eyes, “Come on buddy… dig deep.” They plummeted a few metres but with a furious flailing of wings they stabilized, Cameron could tell he was almost too much for the sparrow in its exhausted state. He patted the bird’s side, “Listen buddy just this one effort and I promise you’ll never need to taxi me anywhere again.” He drew his sword and pointed up at the receding palace, “It’s up to us to save the day Joe Sparrow, let’s give it all we got!”


With a defiant screech, Joe began to steadily rise, picking up speed as he did. As they flew higher Cameron cast his eyes towards the fields surrounding Newtopia and instantly wished he hadn’t. Outside the city, he could see small black shapes swarming around the massed toad formations, along with brief flashes of light that could only be by weapons fire. It seemed the castle wasn’t the only thing airborne. He turned his attention back to said castle, teeth grinding together as it drew closer and closer.


Halfway up they were blown back as the place’s spire unleashed a powerful blast that detonated North Toad Tower on the distant horizon, vaporizing the structure in a flash of blue light. Cameron dug his fingers into Joe’s feathers, this was quickly becoming a nightmare.


Taking a deep breath, he kept his voice steady as he spoke aloud, as much to himself as to his sparrow steed, “Come on buddy, we have to stop this.” They soared higher and higher, then Cameron spotted a commotion at one of the windows, he squinted “Is that… Sprig? Is that Sprig getting closer- Woah!” He barely had time to collect himself before the young frog landed squarely on his face, almost bouncing off. Cameron was just able to grab his leg while also gripping onto Joe’s harness for dear life.


With a heave Cameron brought Sprig across into the saddle, “I got you! I got you! Sprig, what on Earth is going on up there?”


The young frog was shaking, clearly traumatized by his near-death experience, “th-the k-king. H-he- took the box. T-threw m-me o-out the w-window.” Cameron grimaced and wrapped Sprig under his arm, “If I ever say things could be worse, kick me…”


Joe was faltering, for the exhausted sparrow the addition of another creature on top of the weight added by Cameron’s armour was becoming too much for his strained muscles to bear. Cameron looked down at Sprig, “Hey buddy, Joe’s not going to make it up there, I’m gonna need to toss you.”


Sprig was hyperventilating, completely lost to the world around him, Cameron shook him frantically, voice cracking in panic as he felt Joe’s speed drop rapidly, “Sprig! Please! Snap out of it! I got you, you’re okay! But our friends and family aren’t going to be unless you and I get up there.”


Sprig breathed in deeply, though still shaking he threw up a double thumbs up and gave a false grin to Cameron, “don’t worry, I got this.”


Cameron smiled sadly, “of course you do.” With a heave Cameron launched Sprig towards the nearby window, the young frog sailed through the air, sticky feet extended. He landed just to the left, sticking to the marble wall like gum. Turning he gave a shaky thumbs up sign to Cameron who returned the gesture, then he leapt inside.


With his load lessened Joe began to close with the castle once more. Standing up Cameron braced his arm as he aimed the grappling hook, “wish me luck Joe.” With a grunt of exertion Cameron launched the rope, the hook caught on a windowsill and stuck fast. With a leap Cameron jumped onto the rope and began climbing, desperately trying not to look down.


Finally reaching the windowsill Cameron was greeted with a horror scene. Andrias, King of Amphibia and a mountain of a newt, was standing behind Marcy Wu, sword pulled back for a thrusting motion. His breath ragged from climbing Cameron couldn’t even so much as shout as he watched the massive monarch impale Marcy clean through, the glowing point of his blade protruding out the other side of her chest. Frobo, the Plantar’s friendly frog robot, lay smashed to pieces nearby, his head missing. Anne, Hop Pop, Sprig and Polly were halfway through a portal, looking into Marcy’s face with horror. Sasha and Grime lay further back, battered, and bruised from fighting. Dozens of other frobots, all clearly hostile, surrounded the room.


Cameron remained frozen in the window, terror and grief rooting him in place as he watched Marcy fall limply to the floor of the throne room. With a metallic thud, the calamity box tumbled out of her hand. There was a flash of light. Anne and the Plantars were gone. Marcy lay motionless on the floor.


No. No! No!


He shivered, snapping out of his stupor.


Save Sash. That’s all that matters.


Rolling onto the floor of the palace, Cameron rushed over to Sasha, shoving Grime aside as he knelt over his little sister. Sasha was sitting with her back against the throne room wall, blood leaking from a dozen minor scrapes and bruises. She looked groggily up at Cameron, the remnants of tears visible around her eyes, “Cam? Where’d you come from?”


Cameron tried to squash the panic rising in his chest, focusing on his sister. He flashed her a cocky grin, hiding his fear behind a brave face, “You thought I’d let you get away from me that easily?”


Sasha sucked in a shaky breath, her voice trembling and more tears welling up in her eyes, “Cam… I… Marcy… Marcy’s-”


Cameron put a finger to her lips, “Hush, it’s okay, everything’s going to be okay. Your big brother’s here, right? He’s not going to let anything bad happen. Okay?” Sasha nodded weakly but didn’t rise. Reaching down, Cameron ruffled his hand through her blonde hair, just like he might have when she'd scrapped her knee as a little girl. “you’re going to be okay.” Cameron turned to Grime. The toad captain seemed shaken and likewise covered in wounds as Sasha. He locked eyes with the toad, “We need to get her out of here.”


Grime shook his head, “where? The army?”


Cameron reached down and lifted Sasha into his arms, “no good, it’s already gone. Head for Wartwood, there’s at least some friendly faces there.”


“Not to us I think.”


Glaring over his shoulder Cameron’s voice became hard and bitter, “I don’t care what you have to do but figure something out. Tell them Anne herself sent you, lie, cheat, I don’t care. You’ll be safer in Wartwood than anywhere else at the moment.”


Hearing the tone in Cameron’s voice Grime reached out and grabbed his cloak, “this doesn’t have to go the way I think it is; we have options, I could leave the hammer or stay myself.”


“There are frobots in the air, you’ll need speed to get away. You’re smaller than me, and I think you’ll be needing that hammer in the days to come.” Cameron clambered up onto the windowsill and slid Sasha onto the back of the waiting Joe Sparrow. Turning back to Grime, he offered his hand out to help the toad captain up, “I’ve said a lot of things about you captain, but you kept her safe when I couldn’t. I-” he swallowed, the stoic expression on his face cracking for a moment, “I’m going to need you to keep up the good work.”


Grime reached out and clasped Cameron’s hand, gripping it tightly as he stared into the young man’s blue eyes, “you can rely on me. I swear upon my life.”


Cameron nodded, “thank you.”


Sasha who had only been half listening lifted her head up, “wait, Joe can’t carry all of us!”


“I know.” Cameron helped Grime up onto the sparrow’s back, “No matter what, don’t turn back.” The toad captain nodded grimly.


Sasha frantically tried to rise but Cameron pushed her back down, holding her against the seat on Joe Sparrow’s harness. Tears sprung from the young girl’s eyes, “No! Wait, Cam, no! I can’t lose you too!”


Better me than you.


Leaning down, Cameron pressed his lips against the blonde top of Sasha’s head. He stepped back, smiling at her, “You’ve got to be strong, okay? Can you do that for me?”


“I can’t- please Cam don’t do this.” She tried to rise again, reaching out to grab his arm.


Cameron pushed her back down with a gentle, but firm, hand. He smiled back at his little sister with false humor, his own blonde hair fluttering in the breeze as the high altitude winds pulled at him. There was a slight glistening to his eyes, but his voice was steady and strong. Their eyes met, one last time, “catch you later Sash.”


"No!"


With a slap, Cameron sent Joe Sparrow off into the air and Sasha’s desperate cries were swallowed up by the wind as her brother faded from view.


Cameron turned back to the face throne. The portal had closed. Anne had made it back to Earth. He strode into the middle of the room, unfastening the cloak that he wore about his neck and tossing it to the side in one fluid motion. Most of the frobots had left to chase after Joe Sparrow, leaving only two to guard Andrias. He thumbed the ignition switch on his sword, causing the pale yellow blade to spring forth with a hiss. His heart was pounding in his chest, feeling as though it might burst through his ribcage altogether.


Come on Cameron, this is the grand finale, let’s make this count.


His knuckles turned white as his grip on the hilt tightened. The panic was fading, replaced by anger. He bared his teeth and rolled his shoulders, shaking off the stress.


We were so close. So damn close to going home.


“Good. Get her to a rejuvenation tank. And make it snappy, she’s fading fast…”


Instantly Cameron was alert, snapped out of his rage by the king’s words.


Well fuck. Maybe we can recover from this.


As Olivia and Yunan picked up Marcy from the floor Cameron’s voice rang out through the throne room causing everyone to freeze, “alright, fun’s over. Hand over Marcy and I won’t have to gut each and every one of you.”


King Andrias Leviathan turned, his massive frame eclipsing the final rays of sunlight from the windows behind him, “You must be the other Waybright sibling. I’ve heard quite a bit about you…”


Cameron’s eyes narrowed, “and you must be King Andrias. I gotta say, the royal portraits do not do you justice. You’re way uglier in person.”


The corner of Andrias’ mouth curled in amusement, “My, what’s that you’ve found? You managed to find a laser sword? You’ve done some digging Waybright, these haven’t been made since the days of the old empire.” He brought up his own sword, twice as long and broad as Cameron’s relatively meagre blade, “but I think this is metaphor enough for your chances right about now.”


Cameron didn’t rise to the bait, instead, he pointed his sword in a straight line towards the gargantuan newt’s throat, “You talk a big game a guy who just got his ass handed to him by three teenage girls.”


Andrias chuckled, “One, teenage girl. And from the sounds of it, you missed the context of that ‘ass beating’ as you so elegantly put it.” Turning his back Andrias nodded to Yunan, “Anyways, I don’t have time for whatever… this is… general, take care of this one, would you?”


A grin came across General Yunan's face, her unease set aside at the prospect of revenge, “gladly your majesty.” Stepping forward the young newt struck a pose, “Cameron Waybright we meet again, and for the last time. Prepare to meet you end at the blades of General Yunan: Scourge of the Sand Wars- uummp!”


Yunan’s eyes went wide as the grappling launcher’s claws wrapped around her face. She didn’t have much time to act beyond that, however, as with a lurch she was flung across the room, straight into Cameron’s awaiting armoured fist.


Crack


As the general crumpled into an unconscious pile at his feet Cameron ejected the now shattered launcher from his gauntlet. He shrugged nonchalantly at Andrias, “I feel kinda bad, but it’s really, really, easy to catch her off guard like that.”


He pointed his sword at Andrias again, “You wanna take a crack now, ugly? I would say I’m about to beat you black and blue but seems you’re already halfway there.”


Reigniting his sword Andrias stepped forward, “I think it’s only fair to warn you, cheap tricks like that won’t work on me, Waybright.”


Out of the corner of his eye, Cameron saw Lady Olivia slowly dragging Marcy away and at the same time, he could feel anxiety creeping into the back of his mind.


This is taking up time Marcy doesn’t have. I got lucky with Yunan but what if fighting Andrias takes too long? That’s assuming I can take him… What about Sash? What if the frobots shoot down Joe…


He shook himself.


No. Focus on what you can do. First I kill this bastard. Then I get Marcy to the tank. I grab the music box. We meet up with Sash at Wartwood and then we all go home to Earth as big goddamn heroes.


Raising his head Cameron shrugged, matching Andrias’ relaxed stance, “No cheap tricks huh? Makes sense, you do seem to be the master when it comes to those. Speaking of, should I fight you left-handed to make it sporting? I know you do your best work backstabbing and all so I figured you might be a little intimidated fighting someone face to face.” He grinned devilishly, “Of course, I’m also not a defenceless adolescent girl you strung along for six months, so I’m sure they complicate things for you even more.”


The corner of Andrias’ mouth twitched and he squeezed the hilt of his sword tight, causing a squeak of metal scrapping on metal to ring out about the throne room. His eyes had hardened, no longer amused by Cameron’s antics, “I think I’m going to kill you now.”


Cameron Waybright flashed a cocky grin, “be a nice change of pace.”


Andrias snorted, “such arrogance.” Then with a titanic roar, he lunged forward, sword raised for a killing blow.

Notes:

I updated this since its a rather important scene in the story and it felt a little off. Enjoy the revised chapter.

Chapter 25: Showdown

Summary:

“This episode has some intense final scenes. It might be extra scary for younger viewers.”

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Showdown 

Energy arced around Cameron and Andrias as their swords connected, scorching the rock of the throne room around them. One arc struck Cameron’s cheek, burning it quite badly. Had he the opportunity Cameron would have cried out in pain, or at least reached up to assess the damage. At present, however, he had more pressing concerns. He held his blade almost horizontally above his head, having blocked Andrias’ overhead swing their blades were now locked.

The King’s strength was immense, even greater than his size would have suggested. He drove forward, pushing down on his blade. Cameron fell to one knee, his exoskeleton screaming in protest. Dipping his blade to the side he rolled the other way hoping that Andrias’ momentum would buy him a moment of reprieve.

No such luck.

Cameron barely had enough time to bring his own blade up to parry the follow-up swing. Struggling to his feet he blocked another blow aimed at his left flank. He fell back, trying to get some breathing room, some time to formulate a strategy, only for Andrias to close the distance in a heartbeat and force him onto the defensive once more. Parrying a blow Cameron finally saw an opening, disengaging his blade from Andrias’ he lunched forward, blade questing for the King’s chest.

*Thump*

Cameron pulled himself up, shaking himself to stop the world spinning. He was on the other side of the room, back against the wall and feeling like he’d been hit by a car. Across from him, Andrias spun, tucking his tail behind him as he did. He began advancing towards Cameron. As he struggled to his feet once more Cameron’s mind raced.

He’s faster than me. Stronger than me. He’s got more reach and has the height advantage… What do I have?

Andrias smirked a little, slowing to a trot, “I see reality is finally setting in Waybright. Now do me a favor and give up now, a king has a very busy schedule.”

Gotcha.

Cameron wiped away the blood that was trickling out of his nose, he grinned, “funny… I was just about to say the same thing to you.”

The King’s lip curled, “Maybe I hit you a little too hard…” he raised his blade, “No matter, one more knock ought to set you straight. Or you kill you, doesn’t matter to me.”

Cameron brought his sword up, deflecting the blow, and leapt to the side, back out into the middle of the throne room. As Andrias turned to follow Cameron darted forward. The feint worked, Andrias swung his tail once more. This time Cameron was ready, turning into the blow he wrapped his arms around the tail and stabbed his sword into it. Andrias howled, partly in pain, partly in rage.

Sword still buried up to the hilt into the tail Cameron hung on for dear life as it whipped around, slamming into the ground and the walls of the throne room. He knew he couldn’t stay here for long. Andrias probably wouldn’t cut off his own tail to kill Cameron but at any moment he could just reach down and grab him. Looking to add insult to injury before he detached Cameron barred his teeth and tried to bite into the king’s tail. Almost instantly he regretted it. It felt like he'd just bitten down hard on a sheet of hard plastic. The king’s skin wasn’t solid, but it was incredibly resilient and hardened to his touch. Extinguishing his sword and messaging his, now aching, teeth with his tongue Cameron let go, rolling away.

Standing up he had just enough time to reignite his sword before Andrias was upon him. Now wielding his blade with two hands, the king put all of his might into thrust aimed directly at the center of Cameron’s chest. The blades connected. Lightning arced. Andrias’ blade didn’t slow, continuing towards Cameron’s chest. Cameron didn’t have time to move, all he could do was push against to blow with all his might to move the point away from his chest. It proved insufficient.

Cameron had only a second to register panic before the blade punched clean through the right side of his chest, just to the right of his left shoulder. Pain exploded through his body. Blindly he swung his sword out, forcing Andrias to pull his blade back to parry. Cameron fell backward, landing on his back as he fought against the pain that was flooding his body. He started to drag himself back, away from Andrias, dragging his still-ignited sword as he did.

Andrias extinguished his blade, “got any more of that bravado left Waybright? Or are you feeling a little deflated?”

Propping himself up Cameron grinned weakly, “Thanks for cauterizing that, wouldn’t want to get an infection out here.” As Andrias drew closer he let out a chuckle that turned into a cough. Spitting a wad of blood to the side he smirked up at the king who now loomed over him, “nifty skin trick you’ve got there. What? Do you have a bunch of frog nanites under there? Franites? No, frobites.”

“Amusing, but not entertaining enough I’m afraid.” Andrias raised his sword, “I’ll tell your sister you died bravely. That is if I bother to speak to her before I kill her too.”

“Aw come on. Dead men tell no tales and all that, at least tell me what’s going on. I missed all the context. Why’d you stab Marcy? From what she told me you two were good pals.”

Andrias paused for a moment, “we were… but duty demands sacrifice and-” the wistful look that has crossed his face vanished, “No. Why am I telling this? Enough!” His blade fell, but not because he swung his arm.

“Woah, guess you’re heavier than I thought. Lucky me.”

“What-” Before Andrias could reply there was a crack and he sunk down another meter.

Cameron grunted with exertion as he pulled his sword, embedded up to the hilt into the floor in an arc. As the floor started falling away, he pulled it out and scrambled back, “Now, if judged this correctly, you’re standing right above the main hall and the only thing left between you and it is two feet of un-melted stone.” Andrias dove forward grasping for solid ground, but Cameron viciously kicked him in the face causing him to slip back, “now if a really fat bastard and a ton or so of rock fell down there, I reckon it would break through to the level beneath that.” Pulling himself to his feet Cameron grinned triumphantly, “And I admit I’m guestimating here, but that only leaves one or two levels until you reach the ground floor. Which I’m pretty sure is a few thousand meters lower still.”

Andrias plunged his sword into the crumbling rock desperately trying to find purchase, “If I get out of this, I’ll make sure your death isn’t a fast one!”

Pulling his arm back Cameron flung his sword, it sped like a blazing yellow arrow and pieced the king’s hand, causing him to release his own. With a bellow Andrias Leviathan fell, disappearing into the hole and becoming obscured by dust. Leaning over the edge Cameron spat into it, “And for the record, I’d have kicked your ass if I hadn’t been running across the entire city all day!”

The two frobots rushed forward, pointing their weapons at Cameron unsure of what to do. Cameron gestured down the hole, “Sounds like your boss needs help to me. What kind of prioritization scheme do you fellas use?”

“I-” Before the frobot could finish its sentence Cameron had grabbed it. Twisting its arm cannon he ducked behind it, struggling to keep hold with only one usable arm. The other frobot dutifully opened fire, peppering its comrade with laser fire. Twirling the now limp frobot Cameron hurled it into the other, sending the two crashing to the floor. He winced, cradling his shoulder where Andrias’ blade had burned through. It was difficult to gauge just how bad the wound was as the blade had melted the armour around it, filling the wound and partially bonding the armour to his skin.

That’s not going to be pretty to remove… Marcy!

Setting off at a lope Cameron gritted his teeth as the adrenaline wore off and the pain became harder to ignore.


“Put her down.”

Lady Oliva turned, still holding the unconscious Marcy up as best she could, “you?! But how did-”

Cameron stood in the hallway, bruised, bleeding, but still with a spark of determination in his eyes, “I won’t ask again lady.”

Olivia gulped but held firm, sticking her chin out even as she trembled, “No! Marcy needs medical attention now; I need to get her to a rejuvenation tank, or she won’t make it!”

Cameron stuck his hand out leaning against the wall and coughed, blood tricking out of his mouth, “If that’s true we want the same thing. Tell me where the tank is, I can carry her faster than you.”

“Forgive me for doubting, but you’re not exactly the picture of health right now.”

Cameron slammed his fist into the wall, leaving a crack in the ancient stonework. He glared at Olivia, “I’ll manage. Now, for the last time, where is the tank.”

Olivia pointed down the hall, “you can’t go to the closest one now, they’ll find you right away. Take the third door on the right, go down two levels, turn tight, and then go through the second door on your left. There’s a hidden room in there, just the breathing mask on her and the tank will do the rest.”

With a grunt of pain, Cameron lifted Marcy’s limp form into his arms, wincing as he put strain on his left shoulder, her breathing was ragged and there were flecks of blood around her mouth. He looked down at Olivia, “Thank you, but I doubt the king will appreciate you helping me.”

Olivia shrugged, “if asked, it’ll tell them you roughed me up and forced the tank’s location out of me.”

*Thump*

Cameron pulled his hand back gingerly as Olivia collapsed to the ground unconscious, “I’m sorry but you’ll be safer this way. Ah-” he let out a short cry of pain as he secured his hold on Marcy again, “Come on Cameron, you can do this…”


Cradling Marcy’s head so her airway remained clear Cameron sprinted through the gloomy halls of the castle. Night had well and truly fallen now and though the darkness provided him with cover it also made navigation difficult. Exiting the staircase as Lady Olivia had instructed Cameron spied the door. It was different from the others, metallic, and seemingly even older than the stone around it. Cameron remembered this place from studying the map the toads had given him, they were near the keep’s cells. Opening it Cameron entered what looked like a sick bay. Dozens of cots filled the room along with privacy screens and nearly folded spare sheets. Setting Marcy down on a cot Cameron began searching for the hidden room Olivia had described. After a moment he sighed a patch of wall behind a bookshelf that was different.

Heaving the shelf aside Cameron threw open the secret door and paused. A large tank filled with green liquid sat alone in the room connected to dozens of wires that spun off into the darkness of the poorly lit room. Cameron rushed back to Marcy, wheeling the cot into the room he grabbed the breathing mask that hung to the side of the tank. It was connected to a mess of tubes and sensors that Cameron hoped knew a bit about human biology, or at least about mammals.

“If this thing turns you part frog Marcy, I’m happy to call that my bad.” A groan escaped from Marcy and a trickle of blood dripped from her mouth, Cameron swore. Quickly skimming through the tank’s operation, he began pushing buttons. The system was incredibly advanced but well-designed, with a clear user interface. Strapping Marcy to the patient harness Cameron wiped blood from her cheek, “Marcy if you can hear me, I promise, everything’s going to be okay just stay with me.” With the final press of a button, the harness lifted Marcy into the air. The tank opened, spilling its contents across the floor. It brought Marcy inside and then closed again. The glowing green liquid began to fill the tank again.

The machine hummed as it began to scan Marcy’s injuries, Cameron sat back and watched, reading through the display and checking Marcy’s air tube to make sure she was getting air. The device seemed like it could heal pretty much any organic creature and be operated by personnel with only a moderate level of technical ability. Cameron scowled as he began to put two and two together. A sealed section of the sickbay, a flying castle with an army of robots and a doom laser capable of obliterating entire cities. Couple that with the music box, a device that can send someone between worlds, and it didn’t take a genius to realize what this whole situation was about. He looked around the chamber his former fascination turning to disgust, no wonder they were so close to the cells, this was a torture chamber. Designed by some kind of twisted genius, the castle was a mother ship capable of invading planets. From those invaded planets, resistance leaders would be brought to this chamber and tortured over and over again, being healed each time by the tank so the torture could recommence immediately.

With the tank full, and satisfied the breather apparatus was working, Cameron turned to covering their tracks. He returned the cot, swapped the sheets and moved the bookshelf back into place. Sitting in the dark hidden room with only the light of the rejuvenation tank to illuminate his surroundings Cameron crumpled to the floor. His own injuries were extensive and were now, coupled with his exhaustion, catching up with him. Fighting the urge to sleep he began bandaging his wounds. Thankfully most weren’t bleeding too badly, at least the ones he could see. His internal injuries were a little more difficult to judge. In the morning he could probably scavenge the supplies to make one of Maddie’s healing potions but there was no way he could do that now.

Removing his armour, and tearing open the wound on his shoulder in the process Cameron checked for signs of internal bleeding. Scrapes and bruises covered his torso but there wasn’t any bloating, and he didn’t feel nauseous. Still, after the blow he took from Andrias’ tail, he couldn’t be too careful. Lying down on his back Cameron set his legs atop his mangled breastplate, elevating them, it would have to do for now… Out of the corner of his eye, Cameron thought he glimpsed a blazing orange eye staring at him from the dark. He blinked and turned to look but the light was gone.

Hallucination… that’s not a good sign…

Notes:

A note on combat ability and my though process:

My base understand of the top five fighters in the show goes as follows:

1. Anne (half(?) calamity)
2. Andrias
3. Sasha (post barrel's hammer)
4. Yunan (at least in terms of results, If Yunan gave her speeches after battle she'd be ranked one (mostly a joke))
5. Marcy (Also I feel maybe Grime (or even Sprig since that happened) could fit here.)

Putting Cameron into the ranking I'd place him at the number two spot tied with Andrias. He is five years older than the girls and for most of his time in Amphibia he was basically going through a combat crash course. Obviously weren't not using Dragon Ball style power levels here (despite all visual evidence to the contrary at times), anyone can potentially beat anyone else (hence Sprig as a runner up) but I just wanted to give a little insight into how I'm thinking about matchups when they happen.

[Also, any of the calamity trio fully powered up would be rank zero on this duh.]

[Also also, shoutout to SpookyBeanoMobile on Reddit for the opening notes gag.]

Chapter 26: A Moment of Respite

Chapter Text

Darkness, it filled her vision. Marcy had never been particularly afraid of the dark, nor much else for better or worse, but this darkness was disorientating. Groggily she tried to reach, searching for some frame of reference but all her hand met was a viscous resistance like she was underwater. She was underwater. Marcy wiggled her feet, she was floating. No, she was suspended, hanging in the water, neither sinking nor floating.

Where am I?
The box… Anne...

Slowly panic began to build within her as her memory returned, she had been impaled. Stabbed through the chest she’d see it, felt it.

Is this it?

Marcy began to writhe as the panic overtook her, failing around blindly for something, anything. Something was attached to her face, she felt a long cold object brush against her leg, it felt serpent-like. There was a muffled hiss and the sound of running water, there was a light above her, and she was getting closer to it. Bubbles escaped from her facemask as she screamed. Then she was lifted, strong arms lifting her, wrapping her in a tight hug. A voice cut through the silence, “Woah I got you, it’s alright, you’re safe.”

Marcy opened her eyes, not realizing they had been closed until that point. She didn’t recognize the room she was in. It was dark, tubes and wires lay on the ground around her, some attached to her skin with suction cups.

The voiced called to her again, “hold still for a moment Marcy, you’re not fully recovered yet.” She recognized the voice.

“Cameron? Where are you?”

A hand gripped her head and turned it to the right, Cameron was standing right beside her, now holding her head. He grinned, “still waking up then, are we? How do you feel?”

Marcy realized how tired her body felt she could barely do more than shrug weakly as she returned Cameron’s grin, “like I haven’t slept in weeks.”

Cameron undid the clasps and then lifted Marcy onto a nearby medical cot. He produced a thick medical towel from a lower drawer and began drying her off, “I’m not surprised. I think this machine speeds up your metabolism to heal injuries.” Marcy winced and Cameron froze, his faced filled with worry, “what’s wrong? Does something hurt?”

Marcy nodded, “Yeah, my stomach, I’m starving.”

Chuckling, Cameron produced a pair of protein bars, “was saving these for an emergency, but I think you deserve them.”

As Marcy unwrapped one of the bars she surveyed her surroundings, “Where are we? Where are the others? All I remember is…” she trailed off, looking down at the charred hole in her armour.

“Andrias… uh… stabbed you, you were hurt pretty bad.” Cameron pulled up a chair and sat down beside the cot, “We’re still on the castle, but I was able to find this rejuvenation tank and get you patched up a little. I want you to go back in for a couple more hours just to be safe though.” He scratched his beard, which was a curly mess from sweat and grime, his face then brightened, “but the good news is you were the only one seriously hurt, Anne and the Plantars are on Earth, and I was able to get Sasha and Grime onto Joe Sparrow. They should be in Wartwood now.” At the mention of her friends, Marcy broke down in tears, covering her face and curling into a fetal position. Cameron leaned forward, concern and confusion written all over his face, “Uh… don’t worry Marcy I’m sure they’ll be alright, we’ll find them.”

Marcy wiped her eyes and sniffed as her nose ran, “No y-you don’t understand, I’m the reason all of this happened.”

“You mean how you got us all sent here in the first place?”

Marcy turned her head, shocked, “How did you…?”

Cameron placed a hand on her shoulder and gave her a grin, “You were way too excited to get that music box working. Almost like you expected something to happen. Doesn’t take a genius to put two and two together. Anyway, even if we pretend that you knew for sure it would work, you had no idea this is where we’d end up. Don’t beat yourself up over this, it’s not your fault.”

Marcy buried her face in her towel, “But it’s more than that, I trusted Andrias, I gave him the music box. He said he’d send us on new adventures to other worlds. I didn’t want the adventure to end. All of this happened because I was selfish.”

“Listen to me closely Marcy. You are not to blame for anything Andrias has done, he is.” He squeezed her shoulder, smiling, “Besides, you’re too young to be thinking like this. Don’t worry about Andrias, I’ll take care of him, just think about home and what you’ll do when we’re all back together on earth.”

“I-I… I don’t want to go home.”

There was silence as Cameron wracked his brain, trying to find the right thing to say, “do you want to talk about it?” He listened silently as Marcy explained her home situation, her parents moving out of town and away from all her friends.

“…and I just ran. I saw the music box in a book at the library. It said it would take me to a fantastical world and…” Marcy trailed off, holding her head in her hands once more.

“Did Sash ever tell you that we moved towns for our mom’s work when we were little?” Cameron paused, looking for a response from Marcy. When none came forth, he continued, “It was right before she met you and Anne, about two years. I guess I shouldn’t be too surprised she never told you about it, she was only four at the time.” Noticing Marcy was starting to peer out from behind her hands he continued, “I had to go to a whole new school. Interact with people and teachers I’d never met before. It was tough to fit in when everyone else had already built their friend group. I missed my old friends, a lot. But I did make new friends.”

Marcy peaked out, “but I’m not like you Cameron, Anne and Sasha are the only friends I’ve ever had, what if I can’t make any new friends like you can?”

Cameron snorted, “I assure you; I am not an expert at making friends, far from it. I screwed up badly my first year after moving, I was a solitary weirdo.” He scratched his beard and smiled, “but I did move past that, I figured out that if I just joined groups that were doing stuff I liked then eventually I’d meet people I could connect with.” He paused and looked at Marcy, “The point is, you’re a smart likable girl, Marcy, you’ll be alright no matter where you are. And besides, no one said you still can’t be friends with Anne and Sasha. Unlike when I had to move towns you’ve all got phones and video chat. Sure you won’t be seeing each other daily but you can still be close to them.” He chuckled, “And tell you what, if you guys ever want to get together I’ll personally chauffeur them out to see you.”

Marcy smiled, her eyes still a little puffy from crying, “Thanks Cameron, that sounds really nice.”

Cameron gave her a hug then stood up, “now, finish your snack. I want you to go in the tank for at least another four hours before we move out.”


Marcy awoke sometime later, thirst causing her to stir. She opened her eyes, watching as the bubbles rise around her. Reaching out she pressed upon the button Cameron had showed her. With a splash the tank evacuated, sending her stumbling forward out of it. She steadied herself, holding onto the medical cot for stability. She felt stronger than she had last time, and though he chest still ached she could breath normally. She looked around the room.

Cameron was slumped against the wall, eyes closed and chest rising gradually as he breathed. Marcy’s own breath, however, caught in her throat. She’d been too delirious before to notice Cameron’s injuries but now that she had her wits about her, she could see the toll he’d taken. Cuts, scrapes, and bruises covered his body, most bandaged but others had just formed large clots of dried blood. There was a hole in his shoulder, which with a twist of her stomach Marcy realized looked very much like her own stab wound. Stumbling over she shook Cameron by the shoulders, “Cameron! Cameron! Wake up!”

“Ah!” Cameron convulsed as his wounded shoulder was twisted.

Marcy retracted her hands, “oh shoot, sorry!”

Cameron blinked and winced, “It’s alright… what’s going on?”

“You’re hurt!”

Cameron chuckled but closed his eyes as he fought against the pain, “You don’t say.”

“Enough sarcasm, get in the tank!”

“No. No time. If you’re healed up, we need to get a move on. The longer we stay put the greater the risk Andrias finds us. We’re already pushing our luck as it is.” With a grunt of exertion Cameron stood, he patted Marcy on the head, “Don’t worry about me. I scrounged up enough ingredients in the infirmary to make one of Maddie’s healing potions. These cuts and bruises may look bad but they’re mostly superficial.” He winced as he rolled his left shoulder to loosen it up, “mostly…”

Marcy looked him up and down and wrinkled her nose, she sighed, “So this is what it’s like on the other side of responsibility… Well, if you’re not going to take care of yourself can you at least take care of me? Where’s the water?”

Reaching down to his side Cameron handed her his canteen; it was half empty. He grinned weakly, “not exactly ice cold I’m afraid.”

Marcy took a deep swig, draining the canteen dry. She wiped her mouth on her sleeve, “not feeling particularly picky right about now.” She froze and grimaced, “Oh no that was the last of it wasn’t it?”

Cameron smiled, “Don’t worry about it, I drank a potion remember? There’s at least a little water in those. Anyway, ideally we’re going to get out of here before we need to worry about water rationing.”

Marcy handed him his now empty canteen back, wiping her mouth on the back of her sleeve, “Speaking of getting out of here, do you have a plan for that?”

“Actually, I was hoping you might. You’re the one who lived here for months. What’s the fastest way out of the castle from the infirmary? I’m going to go out on a limb and assume you’ve been here at least once.”

Marcy averted her eyes laughing nervously, “Whaaat? I mean sure I guess once or twice… Wait we’re behind the castle infirmary? There was a secret passage there this whole time!? I wonder what other secrets I missed. Oh! Oh! That passage in the library must have been made by the same people who made this room! I knew the décor was familiar!”

Cameron’s eyes narrowed, “I know it’s exciting, but focus Marcy.”

“Right, not as in we turn right but... never mind. Left turn and two rights go to the basement that had a change in architecture, which I thought at the time was weird like it was two buildings. Guess it was after all.”

Cameron gestured as he turned to move the bookshelf, “come on then, the longer we wait here the more time Andrias has to find us.”

 


 



> System initialization complete.
> Establishing connection to lunar_nexus...
> Connection established successfully.
> Data analysis initiated...
> Data analysis complete. Results stored in report.txt
> :run diagnostics
> Diagnostics execution in progress...
> Diagnostics completed successfully. All systems operational.
> Retrieving data: Cameron Andrew Waybright, Marcy Regina Wu
> Initiating analysis of human subjects...
- Subjects: Cameron Andrew Waybright, Marcy Regina Wu
- Analysis Output: Subject analysis report
> Running predictive algorithms on subject movement data...
- Predicted destination coordinates: Theta-5, Sector Delta-9, Quadrant Gamma
> Identifying target host based on subject data...
- Host identified: Marcy Regina Wu
> Initiating host potential assessment for Cameron Andrew Waybright...
- Collecting and cross-referencing data with Marcy Regina Wu's data...
> Activating maze protocol...
- Maze protocol activation confirmed
> Monitoring subject performance...
- Performance comparison report: Pending

 

Chapter 27: The King of the Core

Summary:

Cameron and Marcy make their escape attempt only to discover a greater evil lurks at the heart of the castle.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Cameron Waybright 

Cameron poked his head around the corner, “Alright it’s clear.” With his head on swivel, he stepped out into the hallway with Marcy close behind. The castle was quiet with the only audible sound being the dull hum of the mighty engines that kept it aloft. Following Marcy’s route through the labyrinth that was the castle Cameron couldn’t shake the feeling that he was being watched. Yet whenever he turned to search his surroundings, he was ever greeted with the same barren hallways. He bit his lip.

It's just the stress, if they knew where we were this hallway would be flooded with frobots.

Marcy broke into a run, “It’s just up here, come on!” She darted around a corner.

Having been lost in his own thoughts Cameron was too slow to grab her, “Marcy, wait!” As he rounded the corner, he saw the hallway was barred by a large metal wall. It was a dead end.

Marcy was standing before the wall, “aw come on, you’re not supposed to be here!”

Cameron approached the wall and ran his hand over it, noticing a seam in the surface, “I think this is some sort of blast door. Have you seen one of them before?”

Marcy shook her head, “No, I’ve walked down this hallway half a dozen times and there was never anything like this. Behind this door, it’s a straight shot to the basement.”

“Is there another way through?”

Marcy thought for a moment, “There’s a couple, but it’s a bit of a roundabout way to get there.”

Cameron shrugged, “Roundabout will have to do then.”


Marcy slumped against the side of the metal door, the fourth one they’d come across so far, “well that’s it, they’re all blocked.”

Cameron stepped forward and examined the door closely. It was two large pieces of metal pressed firmly against each other. It seemed one half extended from the ceiling while the other rose up from the floor. Across the door was a series of bolts, apparently to hold it together. He checked the nearby walls. As with the other four times they were barren. He stepped back scratching his beard. He paused, “Marcy, how’s your ancient Amphibian?”

Marcy looked up, “I don’t have one.”

“No, I mean the language, you went through the temples right you must know at least a little.” Cameron pointed to the bolts on the door, “it’s probably nothing but that pattern doesn’t look random.”

Gazing up at the door Marcy tapped her lip, “Well it doesn't look like any letter rune I know of.”

Cameron ran his finger across the bolts, trancing the shape, “a number then maybe… woah!” there was a click He froze as he heard a noise echo down the hallway: a hiss, and the screech of metal, “I think something just opened up.”

Backtracking the two found their progress blocked by a new door. Taking a corridor to their left they circled around and managed to navigate back to their original start point, standing in front of the first blast door. It was open. Behind it lay another blast door. Cameron let out a small grunt of annoyance.

Marcy snapped her fingers, “oh I get it, it’s a maze but the more you solve it the more paths get cut off.”

“I don’t know Marcy…”

She slapped the side of her head, “Aw shoot did I get it wrong? My brain must still be goo after the tank. Heh.”

Cameron shook his head, “no, you’re right I had the same thought. What worries me is that there is a solution. If you wanted to make a security system, why make it solvable? And if it must be solvable then why not just have a pin pad for a code? Why make up this convoluted puzzle?”

Marcy shrugged, “maybe the designer was just a little eccentric? I mean, we’re talking about the same people who made frog robots and called them frobots. Between that and the flying castle I don’t think practicality was at the forefront of their minds.”

“I hope you’re right, my paranoia tells me something is testing us, but I don’t think we have any other choice but to play along. Do you have something to write on?”

Marcy reached into her satchel and pulled out a notebook, “never go anywhere without it!”

Cameron accepted the note pad, flipping through it skimmed some of Marcy’s notes, “immaculate note taking as always.” Flipping to an empty page of the notebook he began sketching out the hallways, “Alright let’s solve this thing. First things first, we need to find out where all the doors that can pop out are.”

The maze was an intricate contraption designed to entrap those who attempted to solve it. It consisted of forty heavy blast doors. Each door was keyed to between one and four others, activating it would cause the others to toggle between open or shut. The goal was to arrange the maze into a configuration such that the eight blast doors that sealed the way to the exit would all be open and those inside had a route to it. Anyone attempting the maze ran the risk of getting stuck in a closed loop, unable to progress or escape, dooming them to a slow death from starvation and dehydration. The maze had been designed as a mathematical thought experiment by the Core as it toyed with escaping prisoners. In the two thousand years since its construction, only a handful of Amphibia’s best and brightest had ever managed to solve it, and even then, attempts could take up an entire day. Cameron and Marcy were opening the last gate in less than thirty minutes.

As they strode though the hallway Marcy skipped along, her troubles temporarily forgotten, “Oh man that was fun! It’s like one of those escape rooms, but this one was actually a little difficult.”

Cameron couldn’t help but smirk, Marcy’s enthusiasm was infectious, “well most escape rooms aren’t usually designed with the consideration that a super genius like you or me is attempting them. But if it’s a challenge you want; my buddy, Tyler, told me about this one escape room run by a bunch of STEM grad students. They make a new escape room every month for other university students looking for a challenge.”

Marcy’s eyes lit up, “really?”

Cameron chuckled, “Yeah, remind me to ask him about it when we get home.”

As they rounded the final corner Cameron and Marcy were greeted by a powerful breeze. Sure, enough before them was an open alcove that looked out into open air and over amphibia. Cameron gazed down; he wasn’t particularly afraid of heights but the sheer distance to the ground made his stomach twist slightly. They were easily a thousand feet in the air. A drop from this height, even into water, would be debilitating at best.

“Damnit, we’ve flown higher.” He turned to Marcy, “I don’t suppose you’ve got a parachute in that bag of yours?”

“Nope, got anything in that utility belt?”

Cameron shook his head, “Nothing big enough definitely.”

Marcy cocked an eyebrow, “what happened to your grappling hook?”

“Broke it on Yunan’s face.”

“You know, she’s not a bad person if you get to know her.”

Cameron was about to make a comment about Marcy track record as a judge of character recently, but he decided better of it, “maybe you could tell her that about me too.”

“Let’s see how long of a bet sheet rope we can make with the stuff in the infirmary.” As Cameron turned to retrace their steps, he felt something wrapped around his right leg. It was cold and metallic but moved like a living being. Before he could express his shock, Cameron was pulled upward into the air. Hearing Marcy cry out his name he raised his head to see if she was alright.

*Crack*

A sharp blow to the back of the head sent him tumbling into unconsciousness.

Marcy let out a small yelp as she saw Cameron’s body fall to the ground with an unceremonious thump. The long tube-like appendage retreated into the vent it had struck from, vanishing just as swiftly as it had appeared. She ran over and shook Cameron's limp form, “Cameron, wake up! Come on, please!”

“I’d let him sleep Marcy dear,” Marcy turned in horror as King Andrias stepped out of the stairwell behind her, “the poor boy looks exhausted.”


The cell was dark and fittingly dank. Cameron collapsed onto his cot was a groan, the small sharp stone he’d been trying to use as a makeshift screwdriver rolled onto the ground. The noise stirred his cellmate. Marcy looked up, rubbing sleep from her eyes, “did you break something?”

Cameron could hear the desperation and hope behind her soft tone, he rose into a sitting position and picked the rock back up, “No, but almost, I can feel one of the screws turning.”

Marcy’s eyes lit up, “that’s great, then it’s just three more and we can open the panel. After that it’ll be a cakewalk.”

Cameron chuckled, “of course it will be,” He looked down at the stone which had chipped its sharp end again, “get some sleep Marcy, it’s still dark out.” Cameron grimaced as he assessed the situation for the tenth time that day, the cell door was locked by some kind of electronic keypad. While he did not doubt that he and Marcy could sort out something with whatever wiring it had, he was far less certain about what would happen should they get to that point.

He had considered hijacking a frobot for its flight pack but there was no way to do that without raising the alarm, which would undoubtedly draw the attention of whatever entity had knocked him out last time.

Cameron lay back on his cot, they were too deep inside the castle for any kind of natural light to reach them, so he’d lost track of the number of days they’d been held here. If he had to guess it was about two but that wasn’t even counting the time he’d been unconscious. They'd taken his watch, in fact, he’d been stripped of all of his normal clothes and travelling gear. He and Marcy were now wearing these black body suits the frobots had given them, the Amphibia version of a prison jumper he supposed. What was curious about them however was that they had armour plating and what he could only describe as connection ports. The ports didn’t look sturdy enough to be for restraints but with no further information to work with he’d been left with no choice but to abandon his investigation of them.

He could tell Marcy was nearing her breaking point. After everything the poor girl had gone through it was a testament to her strength that she wasn’t a weeping mess right now. He had worked hard to keep the young girl’s spirits up, but deep-down Cameron couldn’t help but feel hopeless about the whole situation.

As he drifted off to sleep his mind wandered to Sasha and Anne, one could only guess at what was happening to them.


The sound of electronic beeping stirred Cameron from his slumber, someone was opening the cell. Rising to a crouched position he prepared to pounce. Through the small cell window, he caught the sight of armour and robes on the other side of the cell door. With a creak, the door swung open and revealed a face Cameron knew well. He pounced forward letting out a low snarl as he tackled General Yunan to the floor, delivering a swift uppercut that stunned the newt. Landing two more swift blows he turned to the general’s companion ready to satisfy his rage on whatever lackey Yunan had brought with her. Instead of a creature in military garb, he came face to face with Lady Olivia. Slightly taken aback Cameron paused, Yunan landed a kick on his jaw from her prone position and the two resumed their brawl, scratching and biting one another as they rolled on the ground.

Lady Olivia landed two swift blows with a closed fist on both fighters, though hardly enough to stun either it caused them to turn to her in anger or confusion, “stop this at once, we’re here to rescue you!”

Cameron was still gripping Yunan by the neck while the general had extended her arm blades and had a pair pressed firmly against Cameron’s chest he narrowed his eyes at Olivia, “And why should we trust you?” nodded down to Yunan, “Psycho here, vowed to kill me.”

Olivia crossed her arms, “Need I remind you I’m the reason you found the rejuvenation tank?” She rubbed the back of her head, “and despite your brutish tendencies I still misled the King, sending him and his frobots on a while goose chase to the other ends of the castle.” Seeing neither Cameron nor Yunan was budging she sighed, “I need you both to be adults and put aside this childish grudge match, at least until the current crisis is under control.”

Marcy walked out of the cell, “come on, we’re all on the same side here guys.”

Cameron and Yunan eyed each other, neither moving an inch. Cameron’s eyes narrowed, “this is a temporary truce, agreed?”

Yunan spat to the side, “of course it’s temporary, after we take the head of the king I will pay you back tenfold for that cheap shot you landed on me!”

As the two withdrew from each other, Marcy cheered silently, “Enemy mine trope!”

Cameron stood up, “Not that I don’t appreciate this, but it doesn’t seem that either of you can fly.”

Olivia nodded, “true, but I know how to change that. There’s a hangar bay where the frobot forces have been docking these smaller flying vessels two levels up from here. We’ll use one of them to make our escape.”

Cameron grinned, “and do you know how to fly one of those things?” seeing the blank faces that met his gaze he sighed, “oh well, how hard could it be. Let’s hope one of us can figure them out.”

As they walked down the cell block a thought suddenly struck Cameron, he turned to Olivia, “does this prison not have guards?”

“Why would it? We’re in a flying castle, no way in no way out as far as Andrias knows.”

Cameron grimaced, “that does not fill me with confidence, Andrias may be a smug prick, but I don’t we can accuse him of being an idiot-” As he spoke, they stepped though the archway out of the cells and were greeted by a fresh a lazy breeze. Cameron froze, they were outside the castle, not hundred of meters in the air either, they were in the fields of amphibia. Cameron whirled around, “wh-where? What… How?”

A voice called to him, “Cam? Is that you?”

Turning towards the sound Cameron laid eyes on his sister who strode out of fog that had descended around him, “Sash?!”

Sasha walked closer, “Why did you abandon me, Cam?”

Cameron stepped backward, “no… I… Marcy needed help I couldn’t leave her, I sent you with Grime back to Wartwood.”

Sasha’s face twisted, becoming a nightmarish horror, “you abandoned me when I needed you the most, just so you could play hero!”

Cameron fell back, he bumped into something, a small orange eye darted out of view, confused Cameron turned back to the Sasha-thing. Just then he heard Marcy call out, “it’s an illusion, smash the eyes!”

Cameron looked at the Sasha-thing, it opened its mouth wider than his own head, “you left me!

Screwing his courage to the sticking place Cameron let out a bellow and charged the Sasha-thing, landing a punch directly in its gaping mouth. He was rewarded by the sound of shattering glass and sharp pain as some small pieces pieced his skin, the spectre vanished. As the illusionary world flickered, he saw Marcy and Yunan, similarly striking eyes as they appeared around them. He closed his eyes, listening for mechanical noises.

Behind.

Turning swiftly, he opened his eyes and kicked hard into a tree that stood behind him, another eye shattered. As the illusion dissipated it became easier and easier to find the eyes. Soon the four of them were standing in a domed metallic room filled with wiring and dozens of broken eye lenses.

Cameron wiped sweat from his brow and picked a small piece of glass out of his left hand wincing, “Well that explains the lack of guards. Let’s get moving before-” Too late he heard the distinctive footsteps approaching from behind. Andrias slammed Cameron against the wall, pinning him a meter above the ground with his left hand.

“Leaving so soon? But we have so much to discuss.”

Olivia gasped, “but how did you-”

Andrias examined the nails on his free hand, maintaining a cool attitude even as Cameron strained against his grasp. His voice dripped with scorn and superiority, “Simple, we’ve been watching you the whole time.”

Cameron snarled and tried to bite the massive hand pinning him, “Marcy, run!”

The king pressed Cameron more firmly into the wall and addressed the others, “Surrender or I’ll crush him!”

Cameron snorted, “He’s bluffing, he can barely keep me pinned here guys!” There was a creak, and all the wind was driven from his body, “oof- okay may not barely…”

Marcy held up her hands, “we surrender! Please don’t hurt him!”

Andrias chuckled, “I always knew you had a good head on your shoulders Marcy.” His face fell, “unfortunately this is where that comes back to bite you.” A massive robotic being descended from the ceiling behind Marcy, Olivia and Yunan. It was composed of a central orb with over a dozen thick tentacle appendages that it used to move itself around, on the central orb were many large neon orange eyes. It let out a piercing screech.

Marcy stared at the robot in confusion, “what the heck is that?”

A throne of dark metal woven to look like coral rose from the floor. Andrias gestured, towards the robot, “Behold! Our ultimate creation. A collection of Amphibia’s greatest minds, preserved for all eternity.”

Slowly and meticulously the robot reached out. It wrapped its pincers around Marcy’s arms, holding her in place. Olivia and Yunan turned to the King, concern and anger plain on their faces.

“What are you doing, Andrias?”

“Stop it, you maniac!”

Andrias continued as if he had not heard them, his eyes twinkling with glee and wonder, “studying the Mossman improved our medical technology. But it wasn’t until we met the Shadowfish that we truly learned to conquer death and thus, the Core was born.”

Macy wriggled against her bonds, “Let me go!”

Cameron’s mind raced, “is this some kind of vitality transfer device? Use me, I’m way stronger than her, you’d get a whole lot more mileage out of these muscles.” He strained against Andrias’ grip, losing it slightly but not enough to wriggle free.

Andrias shook his head, “I wish I could. I found Marcy’s company far more enjoyable than yours. But my lord craves a host. And it wanted the best, the smartest.” His eyes narrowed, “the only one who could beat me at flipwart.”

Cameron and Marcy locked eyes as they realized what was about to occur. Cameron began furiously fighting back against the King’s grip. Twisting, he lodged his foot against the giant amphibian’s thumb and with a wild burst of energy broke free. He rolled across the ground, sprang up and charged towards Marcy. She struggled harder against her restraints as she called out, “Cameron, look out!”

One of the core’s tentacles sped towards Cameron, its claws open and ready to grab him as it had done to Marcy. Diving to the side Cameron narrowly dodged, dropping into a roll again as two more tentacles snaked towards him. One latched onto his leg, causing him to stumble to the ground. Cameron kicked at the claw that held his foot to no avail. Andrias strode up to him. Looming over the boy like a mountain over a valley, “a valiant, if wasted, effort Waybright.” Three other claws snagged Cameron’s other limbs, holding him firm. The Core pulled Cameron up like a puppet on strings so that he faced Marcy and the throne.

Marcy was visibly panicking, “Please Andrias don’t do this!”

The king looked down at the floor, but he kept his smug grin, “Honestly, Marcy? I like you. Always have. I begged the core to consider an alternative host, but alas…” suddenly he fell silent, closing his eyes as if deep in thought. A slow smile crept across his face, “Are you sure my lord? You were quite set on Marcy.” A screech that stung everyone’s ears emanated from the Core. Andrias bowed, “Forgive me, my lord, I did not mean to cast doubt upon your will.”

With a violent yank, Cameron was pulled across the room by the tentacles.

Marcy stopped struggling, “wait, what? She turned her head to Andrias, “What are you doing to him?!”

“It seems there’s been a change of plans my dear.”

The tentacles fastened Cameron to the throne, he’d stopped struggling. As thick wires fastened themselves to the ports in his bodysuit Cameron glared at Andrias, “If I cooperate will you leave Marcy alone?”

The King snorted, “your compliance isn’t a factor.” He paused and for a moment Cameron though he saw Andrias’ features soften a little, “but… I am feeling generous. Very well, Marcy Wu will come to no harm if you cooperate.”

The tentacles released Marcy, dropping her to the floor. Scrambling up, she ran over to Cameron, there were tears in her eyes, “I-I don’t know what to do. How do I stop this?”

Cameron leaned forward, looking her dead in the eyes, “Hey, hey look at me! Look at me! You’re going to be alright, you got that? You’re a smart girl, if you set your mind to something there’s nothing you can’t do. You’ll find a way out of here. Find Anne and Sash, they need you and you need them.”

There was a hiss, and a black helmet with axolotl horns began to descend from the ceiling. Through her tears, Marcy saw true fear cross Cameron's face as he looked up. He looked back at her, swallowing hard and doing his best to hide his rising terror, “L-listen, if you see Sash, tell her... t-tell her that her big brother loves her.”

Yunan pulled Marcy back as the helmet fell over Cameron’s eyes. Cameron was still speaking, “W-whatever walks off this throne might look like me… b-but no matter what you can’t trust it, you have to remember it’s not meEEEEE.” His words turned into a scream as the helmet locked onto his face. Rune-like code lit up along the wires connecting Cameron to the Core, flowing into him. Then just as suddenly as it began Cameron and the Core fell silent. The large orange eyes dimmed, and the Core collapsed, shaking the ground as it landed with a loud shriek of scraping metal.

Marcy held her hands up to her mouth stifling a scream. Olivia and Yunan hung their heads, looking at the ground.

Andrias broke the eerie silence that had filled the room, “the time has finally come for the core to lead us to our destiny.” He strode up beside Cameron’s limp form, “but what destiny, you ask? Well, I suppose I should just let it speak for itself.” He gestured as a circus master might introduce a new act and backed away.

Marcy, Olivia, and Yunan turned their eyes to Cameron. He twitched, then rose to a sitting position. His movements were unnatural, puppet like, and sharp. Orange eyes blinked open on his helmet, identical in configuration to those that had gone out on the core just moments ago. The thing that had been Cameron twisted its face into a smile. When he spoke, his voice was echoed by a dozen others, “Why, hello there.”

Slowly it stood, tearing away the wires as it descended from the throne. It looked over at Marcy who had fallen to her knees, “Andrias, take her to her old quarters.” looking over at Olivia and Yunan its eyes narrowed, “and have these two fitting with mind-collars, it would be a shame to waste such effective servants.” Frobots marching into the room snagging both newts. Olivia cried out in terror and Yunan struggled furiously against her bonds.

The thing that had been Cameron curled the corner of its mouth, “We promised Marcy would come to no harm general, do not think that courtesy applies to your lady friend there.” Casually it gestured to Lady Olivia, “Should you resist, she will pay the price.” Yunan’s head fell and silently she was dragged off by her captor.

Andrias cleared his throat and walked up behind Marcy, “yes, I will see it done my lord.”

“Lord… such a small title, and wholly unbecoming of the majesty that is me.” The thing that had been Cameron looked down at its hands as it balled them, then looked up at Andrias, “Do you know what we are Andrias? No- what I am.”

Andrias paused, unsure of how to respond, “I- yes of course my lord, you are the Core. The greatest feat of engineering and biology the universe has ever know.”

“No, that was but one chapter in my existence. You have forgotten who I was before the Core.” It spread its hands out wide, “I was kings! I was conquerors! I bent entire worlds to my will and built an empire that, even in the ruins of the present, endures.”

Andrias bowed, “I have not forgotten my lord.”

“Then why do you call me lord?”

“My lord?”

The thing turned to Andrias, its eyes blazing and it’s voice laden with venom, “say lord one more time and I will make you regret the day you were born.”

Andrias dropped to one knee, “I meant no disrespect. How should I address you?”

The thing walked in front of Marcy, it knelt down and lifted her tear-drenched chin up so that she was staring into its ten orange eyes, “So, Cameron wants you, Sash, and Anne to be the little heroes of this fantasy story you set up.” Marcy felt sick. It used Cameron’s mannerisms, his speaking pattern, his cadence. It grinned, “but I can’t help but feel there’s a piece missing. As I trawl through Cameron’s memories, I find the best stories always have a strong antagonist. A true threat to the heroes, the dark king they must overthrow.” Letting go of Marcy’s chin it ruffled her hair with false affection, “but fear not, your story is saved, my dear Marcy. Your dark king has arrived.”

Andrias raised his head, “is that the title you choose? Dark king?”

Rising from his kneeling position in front of the petrified Marcy the Dark King stroked his beard, “Yes… but we can’t have two kings for one kingdom, can we?” his voice shifted, taking on the voice of Aldrich, “Remind me again son, what was your final mission as crown prince?”

Andrias bowed his head in shame, “To invade Earth father…”

“Yes… should you accomplish that task you may have your title back.” His voice shifted back to Cameron’s mixed with the background echoes of the core, “But until such a time there is only one King in this world. The Dark King!”

Notes:

I guess I could have gone with Dameron but in my opinion that would have been a dumb name.

Chapter 28: Waybrights

Chapter Text

It was a cloudy day in Los Angeles California, relatively chilly too, as the late autumn winds buffeted the city. With December fast approaching, Christmas, and other holiday decorations had been strung up as people began to feel the festive spirit. Holiday shopping too had begun, stores buzzed with excitement as shoppers worked through their shopping lists, trying to cram ever more time into the day.

For a great number of people, it was a time of excitement and anticipation but for the little girl who sat with puffy eyes under the park tree excitement was the furthest thing from her mind. Sasha wrapped her hands around her knees, pulling her legs in close to her body as she leaned her back against the tree, trying to make herself look as small as possible. Her cheeks wet with tears and her hands and knees were covered in dirt, she rocked back and forth, burying her head between her knees as she made small sobbing noises.

A hand tugged gently on her ponytail, “hey, did you lose something?"

Lifting her head and rubbing tears from her eyes Sasha was only able to mumble out a half phrase between tears, “t-took my ball…”

Something rolled and bounced softly off her leg, “this ball?”

It took Sasha a moment to process what had transpired, but as the pieces clicked in her mind she grinned through puffy eyes, “you got it back!” Grabbing the soccer ball she looked up, “how’d you get it?” A nine-year-old boy stood over her wearing a Star Wars the Clone Wars t-shirt and jeans. He was lanky and had messy blonde hair.

Cameron smirked and shrugged his shoulders, “I just asked nicely.”

As her vision cleared of the tears Sasha noticed mud and grass stains on Cameron’s pants. His blonde hair was ruffled and the neck of his shirt had been stretched by someone pulling on it. She frowned, “mom said you weren’t allowed to get into fights.”

“I didn’t get in a fight.” Cameron kicked the ground and pouted, “I just gave him a little push when he didn’t hand over our ball.”

Sasha stood up, still holding the ball which was almost as big as her, “dibs on not being the goalie!” She took off towards the soccer goalposts, dropping the ball and kicking it awkwardly as she ran.

“Aw, no, come on. You suck at kicking,” Cameron took off after her, “but… you’re like, really, really good at getting the ball for me though. I bet you could go pro if you practice more, like right now.”

Sasha had to use her hands to stop the ball from rolling away from her as she reached the goal. She turned and stuck her tongue out at her big brother, “Nah! Now, get in goal.”

Kicking the grass again Cameron wandered over to the goal, taking up a stance in the middle of it. He glowered over at Sasha, “five shots and we switch.”

“Only if they’re good shots!”

“No! If you kick the ball it counts.” Taking a few steps back Sasha took a running start at the ball. At the last moment she reached down and picked it up, throwing it at the goal. Cameron slapped the ball away, “that’s one!”

“But I didn’t kick it!”

“We said shots!”

“No, you said if I kick the ball it counts, I didn’t kick it.”

Picking up the ball Cameron threw it fast at his sister’s feet, it bounced off her right foot before she could move it, “there, your feet touched it. That’s one.”

The game devolved into an argument and the two siblings began throwing the ball back and forth, aiming for each other now and not the goal. As he brought his hand back to hurl the ball at his sister Cameron spotted three boys walking towards them from across the field.

Sasha saw them too, “Cam, who’s that?”

“The poophead who stole your ball. I guess those are his friends.” Cameron put the ball under his arm, “just stay back Sash.”

The lead boy had messy brown hair, he wore a t shirt and jeans. He looked to be Cameron’s age and like Cameron, mud and grass stains were visible on his clothes. He pointed at the ball, “give me back the ball.”

Cameron stuck out his tongue, “It’s not your ball poophead.”

“We’ll give it back once we’re done with it. You two weren’t even playing with it properly. You shouldn’t have the ball, you’re too stupid to know how it works.”

“No, you’re stupid. You’re so stupid you put poop in your hair.”

The boy rubbed mud out of his hair, “it’s not poop!”

“Yeah, it is, and you’ve got it in your hair which makes you poop head.”

With a scream the boy ran at Cameron reaching for the ball. As the two began a tug of war over it the other two boys joined in, adding their strength to their friend’s efforts. With a thud they all fell to the floor and the tug of war descended into a full-on brawl match.

To an adult onlooker, all they would have seen were four young boys rolling around in the mud, slapping each other, spitting into each other’s faces and pulling each other’s hair. All in all, it was a little bit of harmless roughhousing, even if it was a three-on-one fight, as the three boys were hopeless at coordinating.

But to Sasha’s eyes, she was watching the clash of titans, a spectacle as enthralling as any cinematic fight scene. She watched as her brother fought off three other boys at the same time. He was strong, brave and smart, everything she wanted to be. As she watched the fight unfold Sasha mimicked Cameron’s moves, or at least her fantasied versions of them: throwing punches, kicks and headbutts against invisible opponents.

With a final yank, Cameron pulled the ball out of the other boys’ hands and stood up. They began to rise but then froze as a woman’s voice called out over the playground, “Tyler! Come on, it’s time to go!”

“Fine!” The lead boy, Tyler, pouted, “Keep your stupid ball.”

Rubbing dirt from his face Cameron grinned, “I will. I was doing you a favour anyway; judging the way you fight I bet you suck at soccer.”

Tyler snorted, “As if, you don’t even know how to play, stupid.”

“Oh yeah? 1v1 next time we’re here.”

“You’re on!”

The other two boys looked back and forth.

“Hey, I want to play too!”

“Yeah Ty, me too.”

Tyler scowled, “Alright fine. 2v2 no goalies.”

Cameron, “Our house is number 5034 on that road” he pointed in the direction of their house, “Ring the doorbell whenever you want to play, so I can kick your butt. My name’s Cameron by the way.”

“I’m Tyler.”

“I’m Max.”

“Carter.”

The woman’s voice called out from across the playground, “Tyler let’s go! Max and Carter, your moms are looking for you too!”

Sasha watched as the group trudged off. She turned wide-eyed with wonder to Cameron, “You beat them up so badly they wanted to be friends with you!”

Cameron shrugged, “I think they mostly just wanted to play soccer.” He paused, “anyway, they’re not my friends yet. They did steal the ball from you.”

“Yeah, and you got it back again, this time three-on-one!” Sasha mimicked punches and kicks again, launching into a dive kick that saw her fall flat on her face.

Racing over Cameron lifted her off the ground, “Are you okay?”

Sasha blinked back tears, not hurt but a little shaken from the fall, she looked up at Cameron, “I want to be tough and strong like you… but I’m…” she gestured to herself, “little!”

Grabbing her under her arms Cameron lifted Sasha onto her feet, “well that’ll change, but dad told me the first step to being tough is never giving up.”

Sasha clenched her fists, “I’ll never give up.” Cameron had to fight to hide a grin as his little sister screwed her face up into what she considered a super serious glare. She glanced up at him, “is something funny?”

Cameron shook his head, “Nope.”

Sasha stood still for a moment, flexing her arms, and puffing out her chest. A scene caught her eye over by the swings. Two little girls, apparently her age, being kicked off the swings by two older girls. A defiant look crossed her face, “Watch this Cam, I’m gonna be just like you!”

“I’d love to Sash, but I think I need to get going now.”

“What?” Sasha froze, and the world began to shift around her. The grey and green of LA were replaced by the warm orange of the Amphibian sky. She turned, feeling the weight of her armour as she did so. Sasha felt dread run down her back like ice water, “No.”

Cameron was standing behind the windowsill of the Newtopian Palace. He looked leaner than he had at home, stronger too. There was a double scar over his right eye, given to him by Yunan. His blonde hair had grown out, thick and wild so that it hung over his ears. He’d had to push it to the side, so it didn’t cover his eyes. His beard had grown out too, short but full, like when their dad grew his. He was clad in a suit of ancient, powered, armour that he’d scavenged together, overlaid by a thick cloak. He smiled at her, “I have to go Sash.”

Sasha tried to run back towards her big brother, but her legs refused to cooperate, feeling as if they weighed a thousand pounds, “No! Please!”

Reaching out Cameron pushed her back, “Catch you later Sash.” And Sasha began to fall.


Sasha awoke, sitting bolt upright, gasping. She looked around, her heart racing. A ray of sunlight was shining through a gap in the blinds of the room, illuminating the basement of the Plantars’ house. There was a knock at the door that sat at the top of the basement stairs, “everything alright lieutenant?”

Taking a few deep breaths Sasha nodded, “Y-yeah, Grimesy. I’m fine.”

The toad captain opened the door and poked his head around the corner, “are you sure? You were talking in your sleep again.”

Sasha gingerly stood up out of bed, rubbing sleep from her eyes, “it was just a dream.”

“What about?”

She paused, “uh… nothing. Anyways, don’t we have work to do?”

“Lieutenant.” Grime tutted in disapproval, “It doesn’t do to keep these things pent up. Now, whatever that dream was rattled you badly. I think you should talk about it.”

Sasha sat down on the bed, holding her face in her hands, “it… it was about Cam.”

Grime nodded, “I see.”

“I just...” Sasha clenched her fists, “I just wish we’d had more time. I’m certain we could have figured something out. Maybe if Joe wasn’t wearing armour…”

Grime descended the stairs and put a hand on her shoulder, “We did everything we could.”

“No!” Sasha tore her shoulder out of his grasp, “I could have done more! I could have stayed, helped him fight Andrias, helped him save Marcy…” She broke down, sobbing.

Grime grabbed her by the shoulders and shook her, “Pull yourself together lieutenant! Is this what you think Cameron wanted you to do? What about what you told the villagers yesterday? Do you want to fight back?”

Sasha breathed in sharply and wiped tears from her eyes, “Of course I do, but I-I don’t know how!”

Grime growled, “Then what would Cameron do?”

Sasha was silent for a moment, “he… Cam wouldn’t give up.”

“And neither are you.” Grime released Sasha, “These frogs need a leader lieutenant, and they believe in you just like Cameron did. Are you going to let them down?” Sasha shook her head, still sniffing away tears. Grime nodded, satisfied, “You taught me that appearances matter, so make sure you look like the leader they know you can be when you walk out there this morning.” His serious expression melted into one of warm glee, “Also I made a delightful breakfast upstairs, come and get it when you’re ready.”

After Grime left Sasha remained sitting on the bed deep in thought. Standing, she walked over to a mirror lying against the wall. Fixing her hair and putting on her armour she stared at reflection. She flexed, puffing out her chest and raising her chin. In her mind's eye she could see Cameron standing across from her, striking a Superman pose, a slow smile creeping across his face as he watched her match his pose. She squared her jaw, glaring defiantly into the mirror, “Just watch this Cam. I’m going to be just like you.”


Andrias found the Dark King in his workshop. He was hunched over a workbench, furiously disassembling Cameron’s phone.

“Welcome back, crown prince.” The Dark King did not turn, his voice dripped with disinterest, “how is Marcy settling in?”

Andrias’ head dropped slightly at the sound of his new title, it was more than a little humiliating to be reduced to a rank he’d held as a child, “She’s not in a very talkative mood at the moment.”

There was snicker, “heh, no I imagine not.” The Dark King turned to face Andrias, a cruel light in its eyes, “you should do something to cheer her up then. Have the cooks make some cupcakes, red velvet with ube frosting are her favorites. Bring her one with her dinner tonight.”

“Why me your majesty?” The gigantic newt shifted uncomfortably, “the cooks could deliver it themselves, surely there are more important matters I could attend to.”

“What makes you think this isn’t important?” The eyes on the Dark King’s helmet narrowed, still grinning, “You are good friends with her, aren’t you? Friends take care of one another when they’re feeling down.”

Andrias’ eyes narrowed, “is this why you spared her? So you could torment her?”

“Andrias you’re so sentimental.” The Dark King tutted as he carefully removed a circuit board from the phone, “You’ve never quite been able to make the jump to thinking about individuals in terms of their utility. So, I’ll explain in terms you can understand.” Gingerly he picked up a small circuit chip with a pair of tweezers, “Actually, I could kill two birds with one stone here.” He turned to Andrias, still holding the chip, “What do you think of human technology?”

Andrias shrugged, “pathetic, primitive, and wholly without style.”

“Yes, that is what a casual observation would lead one to find.” The Dark King raised the chip up so that his ten eyes could examine it, “this here is a wireless transmitter, quite small wouldn’t you agree? Yet despite its size it can receive and transmit vast amounts of information using light waves.”

“I’m aware of wireless communication, our frobots use it to receive orders and relay their positions.”

“Then let me get to the point. Humans have wireless technology integrated into every level of their civilization. Their wireless communication might not have the sophistication of our own transmitters, they cannot send messages across dimensions. But they have managed to find a solution to problem we never considered a necessity to solve, bandwidth.” Placing the chip back down the Dark King ran his hand up his helmet, touching the wire that hung from the back of his head, holding it there for a moment.

Retracting his hand swiftly he turned back to Andrias, “going back to Marcy. Let’s not diminish her, she’s an incredibly intelligent girl. The fact that her intelligence is comparable to Cameron’s, someone five years her senior, is more than a little impressive. Despite this, however, the choice for host was obvious, Cameron is simply far more durable and powerful.” The Dark King grinned as he saw recognition in Andrias’ face, “I see you’re putting the pieces together.”

“She’s your backup.” Andrias felt something churn deep down inside of himself.

Dread?

“More than a backup. Cameron estimates that one day Marcy is going to surpass him. This outcome is… desirable.” The Dark King held up his hand, examining it, “Mortal flesh is fleeting. Cameron will deteriorate, it is inevitable. When that time comes, I will require a new host. Should Marcy progress as I hope, she will make a fine replacement.”

“If you want her as a replacement why terrorize her?” Andrias furrowed his brow, the fact that this bothered him was making him uneasy, “let the girl recover, send a frobot or one of the cooks to deliver the cupcakes to her, not the one who stabbed her in the back.”

A low chuckle escaped the Dark King’s lips, “You’re unsure of yourself, aren’t you, prince.” Cocking his head back, he fixed Andrias with a demented grin, “some small part of you actually cares for her. I do not doubt your loyalty, but if I can see it Marcy will too. She will have hope, a small buoy of it to cling to. Hope that this will all resolve itself in a happy ending for her.” He pulled his head back, “if she has hope she won’t give up, and if she doesn’t give up, she will wrack her mind for ways to stop me. An active mind is a healthy mind.”

Andrias swallowed, “isn’t there a risk she’ll figure something out?”

“None, my victory is inevitable.” The Dark King stood up from the workbench, “I’m going to the rejuvenation tank, Cameron’s injuries will become inconvenient if left untreated any longer. Deliver the cupcake prince, and while you’re about the castle have those three scientists of yours report to me.” Placing the wireless transmitter chip in a tiny padded case, he pocketed it, “I have a project I want them to work on while I’m resting up.”

Andrias nodded, “what about Boonchuy?”

The Dark King turned and began walking towards the door, “you have operational command until I’m ready to take the to the field Andrias, do as you see fit. The armories are open to you, make full use of them.” Pausing at the door his voice shifted, dropping into the gravely tones of king Aldrich, “I expect great things from you, son. Do not disappoint me.”

Chapter 29: Situation Report: November 2019 – January 2020

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TRANSLATION ENGINE: [HUMAN: ENGLISH_MODERN]

Elapsed time since toad rebellion: two months, seven days.

Groups of Interest (G.O.I.):

Wartwood Resistance (WR):
Location: Unknown
Status: Active
Strength: Insignificant [increasing]
The Wartwood resistance, under the leadership of Sasha Elizabeth Waybright, has engaged in a daring but highly successful guerilla campaign against the frobot forces of Prince Andrias Leviathan.
Losses inflicted by the WR:
Three frobot battalions eliminated.
Twelve elite class frobot units.
Nine frobot manufactories (minor-class).

Croakwood Resistance (CW):
Location: Sector 45 [approximate]
Status: Active
Strength: Insignificant
The Croakwood resistance formed after word of the success of the WR spread. It is anticipated that should they find operational success it could result in a chain reaction of resistance movements rising across Amphibia.
Losses inflicted by the CR:
Four frobot units.

Persons of Interest (P.O.I.)

Sasha Elisabeth Waybright:
Location: Unknown
Status: Active [last sighting 5 days ago]
Sasha has demonstrated a keen understanding of basic strategic planning, having achieved a 1:367 loss ratio against frobot forces. Elimination priority is absolute.

Anne Boonchuy:
Location: Unknown [sector 33, accuracy <12%] [calamity power readings scattered by swamp]
Status: Active [calamity power readings detectable]
Anne Boonchuy and the Plantar family have returned to Amphibia. Method of travel unknown. Capture priority is absolute.

Evaluation:

Crown Prince Andrias has demonstrated poor aptitude to multitask. With his attention divided between the mobilization of forces for the invasion of Earth, the elimination of Anne Boonchuy, and counter resistance activity he had been unable to effectively address any of these tasks.

I am putting the final touches on my own work. When it is done Andrias will be directed to apply himself fully to the mobilization of our invasion force.

I will find Sash.

Chapter 30: The Battle Rejoined

Summary:

The Dark King makes his return to the stage, with a fresh set of gear and an utter disregard for life.

This takes place at approximately the same time as the episode 'The King and the Core' took place.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

The footsteps echoed through the halls of the castle, barely audible over the low roar of the thrusters that kept it aloft. In days gone the castle would be abuzz with life, as servants, dignitaries, and functionaries went about their duties to the kingdom. Petitioners who had travelled from far and wide would loiter in the halls, seeking the ear of the most powerful newts in the land, to whom they would air their grievances. Guards would be stationed at every level, their stern gaze keeping the more rambunctious visitors in line. But no longer.

Those few organic beings who remained were either fanatically loyal, mind-shackled, or kept here against their will. Frobots flew constant patrols around the castle, their orbits looking like bees swarming around a beehive when viewed from afar. That, and the airborne nature of the castle made it more than a little difficult for any petitioners to find an audience, not that any had the courage to attempt such a thing. It mattered not, the monarch was not in the mood to be disturbed from his work, not by petitioners nor even the crown prince.

It had been two months. Two months since the toad rebellion. Two months since the Dark King ascended to his throne, and yet not a soul outside the castle even knew of his existence. As far as the citizens of Newtopia, and the rest of Amphibia, were aware, Andrias was still king.

He chuckled a little to himself as he walked. Somewhere out in the wilds of Amphibia, his enemies were deep in slumber, blissfully unaware of the danger they were in. His heart began to beat faster as he slipped into a daydream. He could see it in his mind’s eye, the swamp ablaze, his foes laid low at his feet. Excitement. Even after two months, the sensation was intoxicating, especially to a being who’d been deprived of hormonal stimulation for the better part of a millennia.

The Dark King quickened his stride, rolling his shoulders and stretching his neck muscles as he walked. He had not been idle these two months of isolation. Plates of ebony metal covered his body, absorbing all light. Cameron’s exo-suit had been retrofitted and modernized, its bulk significantly reduced yet providing an even greater boost to the wearer’s strength. The grappling launcher’s claw was gone, replaced by a cruel spike with backwards-facing retractable teeth, designed to maim rather than capture a target. The spike itself had been fitted with a small thruster, providing it with exceptional range and far-swifter deployment. At his hip hung Cameron’s laser sword, resplendent with a new dark metal case and fresh power cell that gave the blade a hateful orange hue. His gauntlets and belt hid all manner of tricks and traps, an arsenal meticulously chosen with certain foes in mind. Across his shoulders swept a pitch-black cloak, lightweight and energy-dampening.

Of course, la pièce de résistance sat atop his head. The horned helmet had taken the longest to modify, mostly because of the new infrastructure needed to accommodate the changes. A third set of axolotl gill-shaped horns had been added, both out of necessity and to conform to the number of gills axolotls actually had, a fact that had been bothering the Dark King ever since he’d put the helmet on. He giggled a little, causing a passing frobot to turn. Paying the drone no mind the Dark King spun on the spot, he took detours, passing through rooms without retracing his steps. He revelled in the freedom. The cable was gone.

The effort to establish a secure and stable connection from the moon to the helmet had required reassigning the production of two major frobot factories for materiel, setting the Earth invasion schedule back by weeks. On top of this, the energy cannon atop the castle had needed to be repurposed as an antenna since it was the only power system with the capacity for the immense amount of energy required to propagate a link of space, folded by the calamity box, between the transmitter on the moon and the receiver in the helmet.

Overall, the project had been costly, and had taken up precious time the Dark King could have used to command his forces. Had the Core been operating from its mechanical shell it knew it would never have gone through was such a vanity project, no matter the tactical flexibility it provided, however, he was no longer the Core.

Andrias had been the first to notice, the arrogance, the pride, the need to be in charge. This eventually had not been unexpected, the Core had been well aware the host’s traits would manifest themselves in its personality. What it had not expected was the enjoyment it found in indulging these traits, and the new mobility afforded to the Dark King by the wireless connection would allow him to do just that. It also removed a critical vulnerability; no longer would a stray sword swing sever his connection to Cameron.

The Dark King came to a halt, before him were the great doors of the throne room. Heavy and ornate they loomed above him like ancient colossi. Placing his hands on either door he smirked, “ready or not, here I come.”


Andrias stood up from his throne with a start as the great doors of the throne room swung open violently. A figure, clad in midnight black amour strode into the throne room, ten blazing orange eyes staring it him from its face. Descending the steps up to the throne Andrias knelt, head bowed, “your majesty.”

The Dark King came to a stop before him, “Prince Andrias…” his voice was cold, running over Andrias like a cool night wind, “I cannot say that your performance these last two months has been impressive.”

Andrias closed his eyes, gritting his teeth, “your majesty, I-”

A hand fell upon his shoulder, silencing him, “But first...” the Dark King looked up at the throne, “Why is it that your throne still sits in this room.” Andrias remained silent, head still bowed.

The Dark King snorted, “Good answer.” He flicked his hand. A serpentine metal claw burst through a nearby vent, slamming into the throne, and crushing it. Debris and dust filled the throne room causing Andrias to cough and the Dark King to hold a hand up over his nose and mouth. He gestured again and the claw swept the rubble to the side. There was the sound of gears turning and metal scraping on metal. Then the throne rose, the same one Cameron had sat on when the Core bonded to him.

Striding up the stairs the Dark King twirled and fell backward into the throne, “yes… this feels right.” He glared down at Andrias who was still facing the opposite way, “you may stand, prince.”

Andrias stood and turned, “What would you have of me, your majesty?”

The Dark King leaned forward, “continue with your banal attempts at excuses, I could use the entertainment.”

Andrias gazed at the floor, doing his best to contain his frustration, “I have no excuses. I have failed you and I beg your forgiveness.”

The Dark King slumped back, a dejected look on his face, “Well this isn’t nearly as fun as I’d hoped.” He tilted his head to the side, letting it rest on his hand, “And here I thought you’d devolved into an energy drink-addicted couch potato, but it seems you have kept your spine.”

Andrias coolly tucked the can he’d been holding behind his back, pretending to be crossing his arms, “I… ahem… I can stop at any time.”

“See that you do. That stuff’ll rot your teeth.”

Hastily Andrias changed subjects, “anyway, I could pretend to grovel for your mercy if that would make you feel better your majesty.”

The Dark King’s lip curled, “That will not be necessary.” He snapped his fingers and a small orange eye opened on the stairs below him, it projected a hologram of Amphibia marked with points of interest and frobot deployments, “let us move on to matters of strategy.”

Andrias gazed down at the map, watching frobot icons circle the castle lazily, “I take it you do not need me to summarize the current state of affairs.”

“I do not, I am well aware of the situation.” The Dark King marked five locations on the map, “The capture of Anne Boonchuy and the elimination of the Wartwood Resistance are of course top priority but in the absence of leads on their positions I have selected these three targets.”

“Capture?” Andrias raised and eyebrow, “it was my understanding that we were to kill Boonchuy.”

“The attempt needed to be made but given that her output of calamity power was sufficient to forestall her demise I have reevaluated.” The Dark King raised his index finger and a blue waveform appeared above the map. Below it an area of south Amphibia was highlighted in blue, “ever since Anne got back to Amphibia, I’ve been trying to use the same method your cloak-bot used to track her down on Earth. It seems however something is interfering with the signal.”

Andrias leaned in close, “Could it be the swamp is causing the interference? We’ve had trouble operating deep in the bush before.”

“That’s certainly part of it, but my intuition tells me it goes deeper.” There of the points on the map lit up: red, green, and blue. The Dark King pointed to them, “Cameron remembers the girls travelling to these three temples. There they recharged the calamity box, draining its power from within them and back into the gems.”

Andrias frowned, “Yes I remember too, I told Marcy about them.”

“They were built before the old empire, not even I know exactly when.” The Dark King slid his hand into the hologram, cupping the second temple’s brilliant blue light in it, “I am certain that the interference is related to these temples. Something or someone is working to hide Anne from us.” He closed his hand, smothering the blue light, “When I return from my other objective. I will take Marcy to revisit the temples.”

“What other objective?”

The two other points of interest on the map flashed. The Dark King tapped one and the map zoomed in on a location marked as ‘Quarreller’s Pass’, “One of our mining operations was destroyed by the resistance here.”

Andrias shrugged, “that’s not particularly surprising, it was a fairly far-flung site.”

“Yes, but what is surprising is that we were unable to recover the drill. Dragonfly drone flyover revealed the drill had fallen into a fissure, deep enough for the unit to fall so far underground it went out of connection range.” The Dark King’s eyes narrowed, “what’s more curious still is why the resistance would target this particular unit. Strategically targeting a mining unit makes sense if your opponent is short on resources but at the moment our bottleneck lies in manufacturing not raw materials. Sash knows this, that’s why she’s been hitting factories and equipment stockpiles, not mining operations.”

“So, you think they were protecting something?”

“Without a doubt. That drill fell into a deep cave, suspiciously close to the place Anne told Cameron she met a mutated olm.”

Andrias’ eyes went wide, “Proteus.”

The Dark King grinned wickedly, “Precisely, after all this time and we stumble across it by mistake. It is time I paid those wretched worms a visit so they might answer for their treason.”

“What of the final objective?” Panning over to it Andrias smiled wickedly, “oh, I see.”

“Croakwood, home of the second resistance.” The Dark King lazily traced the outline of the village, “they pose little threat, but their continued existence sends a message that we cannot allow to spread.”

“I will be happy to remind them of their place in the world.” Andrias cracked his knuckles, “I’ve been itching for action.”

There was a creak as the great doors of the throne room opened, the Dark King shook his head, “I’m afraid you’ll have to sate your bloodlust later prince. I need your focused on the mobilization of forces for Earth. I have selected a different individual to handle the Croakwood resistance.” He leaned his head to the side, “is this what you call punctuality general?”

Yunan stood stock still before the throne at attention. Affixed around her neck was a thick band of dark metal with bulbs of purple light sticking off it. The same purple light shone from her eyes, which gazed unblinkingly up at the Dark King, “my… apologies… your… majesty…”

He chuckled, “Now, isn’t this so much better?”

Andrias grimaced, slightly unnerved, “I doubt this… thing… could command a frobot battalion. Are you certain you wouldn’t rather I handle this?”

“Oh, Yunan will be going alone, isn’t that right general?”

“Don’t… need… army… slowed… me… down…”

The Dark King laughed wickedly, “I’m certain they did. Now, general, your objective is the traitors that dwell in Croakwood. You may consider all entities within the operational area to be hostile. You will be deployed by fleet-ship to the area. Do not return to it until the threats have been eliminated.”

The general twitched slightly, “P-Prisoners…?”

Andrias swallowed back his unease as he saw Yunan convulse, part of her evidently fighting the mind control.

“Hmm.” The Dark King rested his chin in his hand, “I suppose we do need laborers to make up for lost production… fine, should any surrender you may take them as prisoner.”

“Understood…”

As the general departed the Dark King watched Andrias closely, a smile crept onto his lips as he saw the disgust evident on the prince’s face. Hiding his amusement, he turned back to the map, “I will depart at daybreak, I want you to make sure Marcy is ready to travel when I get back.” He grinned, “pack her a lunch why don’t you, something inspired by her mom’s cooking.”

Andrias hung his head, “Yes your majesty… of course.”

The great door slammed, and the throne room fell silent. The Dark King leaned back on his throne, lacing his fingers together as he regarded the map once more. Amphibia was his, his to bend, twist, and pull apart as he pleased. The pathetic lifeforms that dwelt upon its surface were nothing more than fascinating oddities to be dissected and examined, lives to be unravelled for his pleasure. Soon Earth would become his sandbox too, and after that…

Images scrolled in front of him, worlds filled with opportunity and wonder. He paused on one. A world covered by the decaying corpses of titanic beasts. The demon realm would be quite a prize. The universe would shudder before the metaphysical constructs he would build in such a world. The eyes on his helmet glimmered, such powers, and they would all be his. Terminating the slideshow the Dark King stared down at the map, watching as a fleet-ship labelled G.Y. sped away from the castle on a direct course of Croakwood. His dark figure loomed over the little village like an ancient god, he smiled.

“No knight in shining armour to save you this time.”

Notes:

I don't remember if a reason was ever given for why Andrias couldn't just track Anne like the cloak-bot did on Earth, so if I'm forgetting something I apologize. Anyway, Imma turn it into a plot point.

This isn't an Owl House crossover fanfic but the demon realm does show up a few times in the show so I felt I should acknowledge it at some point.

Also, I apologize to the Yunan fans if any are still reading at this point, I swear I don't hate her.

Chapter 31: Life in the Cloud(s)

Summary:

Marcy adjusts to her new living situation.

Chapter Text

Two months ago.

Marcy walked stone-faced through the hallways of the place she’d called home for the last seven months. Up until recently, it had been a place of comfort and security, a place in which she’d hid from the harsh realities of the world, no longer. Andrias paused, waiting for the young girl to catch up, “Would you like me to carry you Marcy? You could ride on my shoulders, I’m afraid this armour doesn’t have pockets…” he trailed off as Marcy stumbled past him. She wasn’t listening, and even if she could hear him, she wouldn’t have responded anyway.

As they reached the door to her quarters Andrias strode forward and held the door open for her, “I had all your stuff unpacked for you and stored away. The bed’s been given fresh sheets and I’ll have clean towels brought up here in the morning if you want a bath.” He paused waiting for a response or at least recognition. When none came he coughed slightly and beckoned to two frobots who were trundling down the hall with a rejuvenation tank held between them, “Anyway… you should sleep in this for the next few days. That scar on your chest…” he paused, “…well it hasn’t healed fully and if you leave it untreated it could get infected.”

Marcy walked into the room and sat down on the bed, facing the window. She and Andrias sat in silence as the frobots connected the tank to the castle’s power grid and piping. Andrias followed them out, pausing at the door he gazed back at the young girl sitting on the bed, her face obscured by her short black hair which shone in the moonlight. Turning his head and closing his eyes as if in pain Andrias shut the door and left.

The footsteps receded down the hall, and soon Marcy was well and truly alone. She shivered, wrapping her arms around herself, the shock was wearing off. Everything struck her at once; the guilt, the fear, the despair. It flooded her body turning her into a shivered mess of tears as she curled up in a fetal position on the bed. In the space of two short days, her entire life had fallen apart, again.

When Andrias revealed her role in sending her, Anne, Sasha, and Cameron to Amphibia she had thought the looks of betrayal on her friends' faces would be the worst thing she’d ever have to experience. It seemed trivial considering what happened next: Andrias’ betrayal. She might have doomed all of planet Earth, doomed the people she cared about most to a horrid end all because she wanted to stay in wonderland. She felt the scar on her chest, it still burned when she breathed, moved, or talked. She was caught in a vicious cycle, crying agitated her injury shooting pain through her body which only made her cry more.

I deserve this. I deserve to suffer for the pain I’ve caused.

A memory came to her, a memory of strong arms holding her, a voice telling her everything would be okay. She sucked in air and gripped the bed tightly trying to get her panic attack under control. Despite the comfort she took from it the memory stung, Cameron had reached out and offered her a point of stability amid the chaos her world had turned into. A rock that told her everything would be alright, that she’d be safe. Now he was gone too, taken in her stead as the host of the horrifying mechanical beast. Somewhere in the very castle she was in now Cameron’s body was being wielded like a puppet by its new master.

It should have been me.

Find Anne and Sash. The words sprung unbidden into her mind. They need you and you need them. Sitting up Marcy put her head in her hands, “but how? What am I supposed to do?” Cameron’s face flashed in her mind; she remembered the fear in his eyes, but also the certainty in his voice. You’re a smart girl, if you set your mind to something there’s nothing you can’t do. Opening her eyes Marcy stared out the window of her room, watching the red moon as it hung low in the sky. She sniffed back fresh tears as they welled up in her eyes, “I don’t feel very smart right now…” Only silence answered her.

That night Marcy didn’t sleep. Nor did she eat any of the cupcakes Andrias dropped off for her.


Six weeks ago.

The wound on Marcy’s chest was all but gone now, and more importantly, so too was the pain. A thin scar remained, and her blood had taken on a distinctly green coloration but the nurse frobot that was attending her assured her the change was temporary. The rejuvenation tank was a miracle machine, still, Marcy hoped to never need one ever again. There was too much baggage attached.

She poked her head out of her door, the hall was empty. It had taken her a week to muster up the courage to leave her room. When she finally did she thought maybe there’d been some mistake, that she’d managed to escape and was free to leave. This sentiment was dashed almost immediately when Andrias rounded the corner and wished her a good morning, walking off to go about his business just as quickly. Over the next few days, Marcy figured out the conditions of her roaming: if she grabbed a weapon, climbed out a window, or tried to enter a restricted area she'd be grabbed by a frobot and locked in her room for the rest of the day. Otherwise, she was free to go anywhere in the castle she pleased.

She set off towards the hangar, what had once been an open-air ballroom on the third level of the castle. A steady stream of fleet-ships and frobots came and went from the hangar; they were exchanging supplies as well as loading and unloading frobot units. She had no illusions about escaping, the hangar was the one place in the castle she was forbidden entry to. Nevertheless, she’d made it part of her routine each morning to walk by, on the lookout for a gap in patrols she could slip through to freedom. Seeing her approach two frobots marched forward, holing up their hands, indicating she should stop.

“You are not cleared to enter this area.”

Marcy stood on her tiptoes, craning her neck, trying to see past them, “Busy day in the hanger frobot… uh… two?” These two were always the ones that stopped her, she should come up with better names for them…

“You are not cleared to enter this area.”

Marcy shrugged, “Well alright, see you tomorrow.” Turning she began making her way towards the library, the place where she spent practically all day, every day. As she walked down the hallways of the palace Marcy began to skip a little, her troubles temporarily forgotten after her casual meeting with the frobots and the awaiting prospect of a day at the library.

“Well, someone’s in a good mood.” In an instant, Marcy’s carefree attitude shrivel up. She turned, backing up so she was hugging the wall. The Dark King strode down the hallway, black armour glinting in the early morning sun, “off to the library are we?” His lip curled in a cruel smile, clearly taking pleasure in the terror his presence inflicted on the young girl, “by the by, Andrias told me he dug up a couple of new tomes for you from the hidden library. Said they’d be right up your alley.”

Marcy didn’t speak. She didn’t move. She was practically plastered to the wall, frozen as the Dark King stepped past her. Just as quickly as he’d appeared, he was gone. Disappearing into a side corridor that snaked into the heart of the castle. It was several minutes before Marcy could muster the courage to move again. She took a deep breath.

Stay focused Marcy, don’t get distracted.

When she arrived at the library, Marcy found the stack of books the Dark King had mentioned, set beside her usual worktable, along with a large thermos of bug-accinos and a mug. She sat down and looked at the drink suspiciously, then shrugged, “Oh well, if this is poison, I guess you got me.” Pouring herself a cup she turned to the tomes, “So… what did the big backstabber dig up for me…?” She picked up the first book, “Dang, this thing looks like it’s a million years old!” Blowing the dust off the cover, she read the title, “History of Imperial Robotics by King Ald… wait!” She wiped more dust away and gawked at the faded illustration on the cover, “No way…”

It was the Core, or at least some primitive version of it. It was significantly less robust and had only a single large eye at its center. Marcy began flipping through the pages, “holy moly!” it was all here, the schematics, the names of the kings and queens that were uploaded to the Core. She set the book aside and turned to the other book, “Alright buddy that’s a tough act to follow so don’t feel too bad if I’m not as excited about what you have to say.”

Wiping dust off the cover her mouth dropped. Recovered quickly she flipped the book over, glancing around. The library was empty and silent as the grave. Satisfied she wasn’t being watched Marcy flipped the book back over, “Psychomechanics, A Treatise on Mind-Shackling and Bridging the Neuro-Mechanical Gap.” She flipped open the book, scanning the table of contents. The book seemed to detail the operation of mind-collars, going into great detail about their effects and limitations. The name of the last chapter caught her eye, mechanical possession.

Marcy sat back, her pulse had quickened. Possibilities ran through her head, but above all else, one question burned brightest: why? Why had Andrias given these to her? Did the Dark King know she had them? This had to be some kind of trick, the books before her contained information on the two key technologies that propped up the Dark King’s rule. There could be a weakness to find in them, or some blind spot in their design. Was it confidence, were Andrias and the Dark King so confident in their victory they were willing to let her dig through their deepest secrets?

Marcy grabbed her mug and downed the entire bug-accino in one go. She set the empty mug back down on the table with a soft thud. There was another possibility of course, but just thinking about it made her skin crawl, not because it was scary, but because it pulled up memories. Memories and regrets she’d rather not revisit.

Andrias could be helping her.


Two weeks ago.

“Hey Bill, looking sharp chief! Hey Ted, you look different, did you get your optics polished?”

“You are not cleared to enter this area.”

“You are not cleared to enter this area.”

“Aw, come on guys, ‘Drias told me I could watch the ships lift off today. Please?” Marcy flashed the two frobot guards a smile as she tried to slip past them.

“You are not cleared to enter this area.”

“You are not cleared to enter this area.”

The two frobots closed ranks, blocking her progress, she sighed dramatically, “Gee you guys are no fun at all. Oh well, see you tomorrow!” turning on the spot Marcy marched off towards the library. As she went about her daily routine it seemed to all observers that Marcy was back to her usual bubbly self, obsessing over books in the library but despite appearances, Marcy was highly conscious of her surroundings. Or at least as much as she could be given who she was. Her jovial banter hit a deep-rooted sense of anxiety that had been building up over the last four weeks: The Dark King was missing. Well maybe not missing, Andrias seemed to know where he’d gone, but no one had seen him in over a month now. Though the anxiety built up every day as Marcy braced herself for his re-emergence, the king’s absence had helped her adjust to her situation far quicker than she’d thought she would.

Still, he remained forefront in her mind, a guiding motivation as she voraciously tore through the books Andrias provided for her. She didn’t dare take notes or snap photos with her phone lest they be found, instead committing the important bits of knowledge she gleamed to memory. It had made progress slow, near impossible for a normal person, but now Marcy was almost halfway through the second book.

As she rounded a corner a strange sight caught her eyes. Bartley, Branson, and Blair were cleaning out a workshop, piling tools into a wheelbarrow. Marcy poked her head in, the workshop had undergone renovations since the Dark King’s rise. Saws had been replaced with laser cutters and wrenches with hyperspanners.

“How’s it going triple B?”

“Oh, hey Marcy.” Branson looked up and waved, in the process dropping his end of the heavy toolbox causing it to fall onto Bartley who was carrying the other end.

“Youch!” Bartley glared up at Branson, “I’ve been better.”

Marcy ran over and helped lift the box off of the newt, “what you three up to?”

“Oh, just some modifications the king told us to make. Nothing too fancy.”

Marcy’s interest was immediately piqued, “what kind of modifications?”

The three newts glanced at each other.

“Is this supposed to be secret?”

“He didn’t say not to tell any about it.”

“He also didn’t say to tell any about it though.”

“Alright let’s put it to a vote. All in favour of telling Marcy, say aye. Aye.”

“Aye.”

“I just think we should maybe err on the side of caution-”

“Oh, shut it, Blair, you’ve been outvoted it’s over. Tell her.”

Blair glared at his companions before turning to Marcy, “Well… ahem… we are modifying the energy cannon at the top of the palace to transmit light waves of a lower frequency.”

“And by lower he means radio.”

Marcy mind’s whirled as she processed the information, “you’re turning the energy cannon into a transmitter? Why?”

“Ah… well… uh…. We don’t know.” The newts looked at each other sheepishly.

“None of us bothered to ask and the king was in an… unfriendly mood…”

“Do you mind if I watch what you’re doing while you work?” Marcy gave a winning smile, “I promise I won’t get in the way; I can probably even help out a little too.”

The three newts exchanged glances once more, then they shrugged.

“Yeah.”

“Sure.”

“I suppose.”

The project turned out to be an extensive one, with many modifications and tweaks needing to be made to the castle’s energy grid. Hours turned into days but Marcy kept up with the newts, noting everything they did as they consulted a large set of notes written by the Dark King in Cameron’s handwriting.

As they continued work Marcy couldn’t help but wonder why the newts went to such lengths for the Dark King and Andrias. Aside from her they were the only non-mind-controlled beings in the castle. Even the cooks had been given mind collars after the destruction of north toad tower, yet triple B continued their work as if nothing happened. As they broke for lunch one day she finally posed the question, curiosity overwhelming her caution.

“I have to ask. Why are you guys still loyal to the Dark King and Prince Andrias? Doesn’t it bother you how they’re abusing their power and the natural world?”

Bartley swallowed the bite of the sandwich he’d just taken. He shrugged, “Not really, I always wanted to design killer robots.”

“Same, although I’m more of a missile guy myself.”

“Well… I’ve really enjoyed designing the mining equipment that strips entire landscapes of resources.”

“Oh, shut up Blair, we all know you like your flying warships.”

“No! Laser cannon to my head, I would say defoliator every time!”

“Lies!”

Marcy breathed out slowly, sliding away from the newts as they descended into an argument, “well, that explains that I guess.”


Present day.

Late that night Marcy was sat in the library, pouring over her books by candlelight. She shook her head, “what could he possibly need a transmitter that powerful for? The calamity box folds space, so distance isn’t an issue.” She flipped a page of the robotics book, “And besides he’s already connected up to the frobot network by that massive cable that’s attached to the back of his hea-” She froze, “that’s it.” She looked down in horror at the page which showed the earliest schematics of the Core, prominently featuring a thick cable that connected up to the helmet.

“Without the cable, he can roam anywhere on Amphibia.” She balled her fists, “…and cutting that stupid cable won’t work anymore.” She flopped onto the desk, “So that’s it… the only way to stop the Dark King is to destroy the helmet… the helmet that’s around Cameron’s head…” She lay there, wallowing in misery. Suddenly she sat upright, “Wait! I can cut the cable!” Flipping through notes she’d taken of triple B’s work on the antenna, which if found she could claim as being for one of the newts, she tapped a number, “I need to jam this frequency.” Her foot tapped on the ground excitedly as she began drawing on her notepad, “Just a simple EMP pulse, I bet I can whip one up in the workshop tomorrow. It’ll need to be small though, small enough to hide it in my pockets… that doesn’t give me a lot of range and I’m sure the helmet has EMP shielding so I’d need to hit the exposed feature on it… which means I’ll need to get close…”

Gathering up her books she shoved them into her bag, “No, screw tomorrow, I’m going to work on it now!”

Exiting the library Marcy ran straight into General Yunan who was marching down the hall at a fast pace. The collision sent Marcy bowling over, landing on her back with papers strewn everywhere. Desperately she began scrounging up the paper, “Oh, uh, hey Yunan. Fancy seeing you here, uh, don’t bother helping me with these I’ve got them. Just boring stuff like roleplaying game sheets, you wouldn’t find them interesting.”

Yunan didn’t break stride, continuing past her, towards the hangar. Purple glowing eyes fixed ahead.

As she stuffed the last few sheets into her bag Marcy frowned, “I wonder where she’s off to?”

 

 

 

 

 

 


> Two months ago.

>“-EEE Wha- W-Where am I? Hello? Why can’t I see? W-Why can’t I feel my… oh god… Okay… Breath… …I can’t breathe… but I’m not choking… so I guess that’s fine… where the fuck am I?”

>“Welcome.”

>“Gah! Who said that? Wait… have you always been standing there? …why can I see all of a sudden? Why can I… What’s going on? Where am I? What happened to me?”

>“It is understandable that you are alarmed, just take deep breaths and calm yourself. You have arrived at the greatest repository of knowledge in the known universe.”

>“Well that sounds nice and I’d love to poke around but I gotta go, my sister was… was… Sash was… something… sorry, I’m having a bit of a brain fart here.”

>“Take your time.”

>“I just... I feel like I was doing something really important and now that I’ve gotten here… where is here?”

>“We are in the Core.”

>“The Core! Yes. Yes, I remember that… I think… I-I feel… angry… angry and afraid.”

>“From what you were saying earlier you must have had a stressful journey here. Why don’t you relax for a bit, recuperate.”

>“No! I mean… maybe? I really feel like I should be doing something… Marcy! Marcy, she was in trouble.”

>“She is safe now, you have my word.”

>“How do you know if she’s safe or not? What are you doing to her you bastr- Hnrg… Sorry, I… don’t know what came over me, I didn’t hurt you did I?”

>“I am quite alright Cameron. Yes, I know your name, did I not say this was the greatest repository of knowledge in the universe? I’d be a very poor caretaker if I could not answer even your most basic questions.”

>“Alright, caretaker. First things first, how did I get here?”

>“You offered to enter the Core and the Core accepted. You should be proud; you are the first human to receive such an honour. The connection takes time, and since it seems you have a very active mind it may take even longer for you to remember everything.”

>“That… makes sense… does it?”

>“It does.”

>“Well… my brain’s too scrambled to even tell when my eyes are open. So I guess I’ll trust you. Next question, how do I leave? No… never mind… uh… you said first human… you’re a Leviathan… no… sorry… a newt, right? ”

>“Yes, my family and I have built the Core over many thousands of years. Within it, I have total control of my reality, able to shape it as I please. Observe.”

>“Woah.”

>“I can show you how it works if you like. It is a rare opportunity for one to be offered total control of their universe.”

>“That’s… Yeah, I’d be lying if I said that didn’t sound appealing.”

>“Then follow, Cameron Andrew Waybright, and I will reveal onto you knowledge and power the likes of which you could previously only dreamt of.”

>“I… I really think I’m forgetting something important… but, I guess… like you said, it’ll come to me in time. Lead on caretaker.”

>“I'm sure it will, and please. Call me Aldrich.”

Chapter 32: The Fall of Proteus

Summary:

The Dark King launches his invasion against the olm city of Proteus.

Notes:

This chapter is a fair bit more violent than the ones that have proceeded it. No major character death tag (yet). I don't consider any the characters involved here to be major but I will add it when it becomes necessary.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

The Dark King 


“Tell me, prince. What do you know of Proteus?”

Andrias shook his head, “Only what’s documented in the castle library. Which is to say, not much.”

The Dark King let out a dry laugh, “I’m not surprised. It’s been over three millennia since they isolated themselves underground.”

The two royals were standing in the hangar of the castle, watching as the Dark King’s task force loaded onto feet-ships in preparation for his mission. The primary detachment was cloak-bots, put into production with some minor tweaks after the model’s unsuccessful test run on Earth. They were supported by an echelon of inferno-bots, an elite version of the fire frobots already deployed across amphibia, these units employed a far more volatile mix of fuel for their flamethrowers, able to melt even rock. In battle they were to dowse themselves in the substance, igniting it and making it effectively impossible for a foe to engage them in melee. This new taskforce had been designated The King’s Guard, their armour and ships marked by the midnight-black metal that matched their master’s own colour scheme.

Ordnance was also being loaded. Drills, explosives, and plasma artillery emplacements packed the hangar. All told, Andrias estimated the Dark King had assembled enough destructive power to level an entire mountain.

“In my earliest lives, I remember being told stories of the olms. How they guided the folk of Amphibia as spiritual leaders: divining prophecies and teaching us about the universe. I also remember being told how they betrayed our great ancestor, Valeriana. They could not stand the thought of a power greater than them arising in this world, so they turned their backs on us.” The Dark King turned to Andrias, “If there’s one thing to know about the worms it is their selfishness. With the help of your friend Leif, they managed to steal away the calamity box from us, all because they were jealous of our strength.”

Andrias bowed his head, averting his eyes from the Dark King’s gaze, “she was never my friend, I see that all to clearly now.”

“Good. I’m glad you have your priorities straight.” The Dark King clasped his hands behind his back, “There is also the matter of the prophecy, the one the hag Mother Olm dreamed up in a vain attempt to destroy us. The exact words have eluded us, but we know the broad strokes. When the olms sent the box away, they knew three warriors would return with it. These warriors are destined to defeat us.”

Andrias’ brow furrowed, “Has a prophecy been wrong before?”

“Never, but not all is lost. The exact verbiage of the prophecy is critical and often has several interpretations. For example, the prophecy might state that the three warriors shall defeat the king in battle. That does not necessarily imply a total defeat. There is also the matter of Cameron’s presence. In all our knowledge of the prophecy, never do we see mention of a fourth warrior being present. That alone may be enough to deny fate.”

Andrias nodded watching as the last frobots and supplies were loaded, “let us hope you are right.”

“I always am.” The Dark King swept his cloak away from his body as the engines on the last fleet-ship roared into life, warming up for takeoff. He began walking over to its assault bay.

Andrias followed, having to shout to be heard over the engines, “Are you certain you wouldn’t rather I join you? We have no idea how many olms could be down there or what kind of weapons they have.”

The Dark King leapt up, landing gracefully on the metal floor of the ship’s assault bay. He turned, cloak billowing behind him, “No, the invasion preparations are too important to delay any longer with how behind schedule we are.” He grinned, cruel light flashing in his many eyes, “I am sorry to cut you out of the fun though. Want me to get you a souvenir? How about a skull? Aldrich says you used to love when he’d bring home a skull from campaign.”

Andrias felt his gut churn slightly at the eagerness in the Dark King’s eyes, “I’m beyond the need for such childish objects.”

“Are you sure? The olms are blind, you could probably make a pretty good mug out of one of their skulls.”

“Your majesty…”

“Sorry, you’re right. They’re vestigial, probably still have the eye sockets.” He crossed his arms as the ship began to lift off, “maybe I’ll take some photos for Marcy, she loves destroyed ancient civilizations.”

Andrias watched as the ship slipped out into the sky, joining the group of ten other ships, their midnight black hulls shining beautifully against the dawn’s light. Then with a dull roar, they took off, beelining towards Quarrelers’ Pass in the east. Andrias swallowed, there was a foul taste in his mouth.


An emotionless robotic voice droned over the ship’s intercom, “Your majesty, we are approaching the insertion point.”

The Dark King turned away from the holographic map, “Open the bay doors, I want to feel the wind on my skin.” Walking up to the edge of the bay the Dark King crossed his arms and planted his feet. A rush of wind blasted into him, causing his cloak to whip back violently. The cool winter air of amphibia, though far above freezing still stung his cheeks, reddening them a little. Below him law the rocky landscape of Quarrelers’ Pass, barren and misty. It was now midmorning, soon the sun would be high enough in the sky to burn away the mist. Without turning he shouted orders, “All ships except lead, initiate landing sequence. I want a seismic probe set, and this area mapped.”

“By your order, majesty.” Around him the rest of the fleet’s ships began to land, unloading hundreds of cloak-bots and inferno bots who began assembling the drills, artillery, and setting down the explosives. He watched, noticing the position of each battalion as they took position. Deployment was swift, less than ten minutes after the first ship had touched down the seismic probes were transmitting to the holographic map on his ship. Turning away from the open bay door the Dark King examined the map, watching as tunnels were drawn into existence before his eyes. A hungry grin slowly spread across his face as the full picture emerged, “Not bad for a bunch of blind worms…”

The tunnel network was enormous, stretching for miles beneath the rock, creating a veritable labyrinth. Further still beneath the tunnel network was a massive cavern, easily big enough to fit the entirety of Newtopia within it with room to spare. It was multilayered, with small structures faintly visible to the tremor sense of the probes. Proteus. It was incredibly well hidden, the sheer number of passages made stumbling across the city a near impossibility. Were it not for the random chance of the drill’s placement and his deductive skills it was likely the city would have remained hidden from him forever.

The crevice he was looking at had initially been a large tunnel that ran above the city, however, the drill had triggered a series of collapses and now the hole led straight down to the heart of Proteus. He reached out, manipulating the map. Half a mile drop, but survivable for most as the path meandered giving plenty of opportunity to decelerate before the final drop. He nodded; it would do. Turning back to the bay door he began issuing orders again, “All units set up a perimeter around the city. Inferno reserve units move to seal the exits barring the extraction point. Cloak reserve units move to ambush positions. Cut down anything that tries to flee. All ships, prepare bore laser fire, clean up the crevice. I want a direct line to the city from the surface.”

Silently the frobot forces deployed, streaming into the tunnels like liquid metal. A reserve force remained on the surface, protecting and operating the artillery and demolition equipment. The other ships took off, taking up an orbit above the crevice, weapons charging. Reaching down to his belt the Dark King drew his laser sword, igniting it with a hiss. The cloak-bots on his ship drew up behind him, ready for his orders. He pointed the burning orange blade at the surface, “Fire!”

There was a crescendo of sound as the fleet unleashed their might in a single concentrated burst of firepower, boring into the rock, widening the crevice into something that looked like a massive well dug by a giant. He felt the heat on his face, the wave of air being displaced by the energy, he smiled, “I’ve missed this so much.” Then he leapt, out into the air, falling towards the hole still filled with laser fire. Without hesitation the cloak-bots followed, leaping after their dark monarch like ducklings following their mother.

The lasers disengaged and then he was in darkness, with only the rush of air against his skin and the occasional piece of glowing rock to indicate he was falling. He wasn’t worried. Every action had been calculated; every possibility foreseen. With a click his jet boots engaged, not powerful enough to grant him true flight like his frobot underlings, but more than enough to give him a boost, or in this case slow his descent. Suddenly the walls of the hole gave way and he saw it.
The olm city was beautiful, in a very alien way. Rounded mushroom-shaped buildings poked out of a sprawling underground lake, all illuminated by the faint purple of bioluminescent fungus. Great strands holding aloft massive chains of crystal adorned the city and even high above hung huge chandelier-like structures made of the same glowing blue crystal. Enormous columns of rock reached up to the ceiling and within their walls, he spied more dwellings and the olms that lived inside them. He scoffed; it was typical of such a worthless species. What use was a decoration to a blind creature?

He landed with a heavy metallic thud, his boots cracking the intricate spiral pattern on the rocky floor beneath him. The cloak-bots landed silently around him, invisible to the naked eye, having engaged their cloak system mid-fall. He raised his head, watching as two olm guards ran up the walkway before, they brandished spears.

He stood, extinguishing his blade, “Greetings olms.”

The two guards sniffed the air wearily, “another human?”

“He smells a little like one of the others. Waybright, I think?”

The Dark King allowed a predatory grin to cross his face. There was no need for him to hide his emotions here. When he spoke his voice was filled with false concern and desperation, “Sash has been here? Please, take me to your leader, I need to speak with them right away! Sash, Anne, and the resistance are in deep, deep trouble.”

The guards lowered their points, one turned to the other, “wait here with the human, I’ll fetch Parisia. She’ll know what to do.”

As the guard left the Dark King called over to the remaining one, “hey, could I ask you something? It’s kinda personal so I’ll need you to get close, I don’t want to go shouting it around.” As the olm drew near his cloak fell back revealing the laser sword in his right hand, “yeah, could you just bend your head down so I can whisper in your ear? Thanks.”


Parisia stormed onto the walkway, a gaggle of guards behind her. She was in a foul mood; it seemed a new human had brought more problems to her city. She snarled, friend of the other two or not this human was going to get a stern talking to about manners. The guard who had called her over pointed to spiral plinth the Dark King had landed on, “over there my lady, the outsider said he needs to know where the other humans went.”

Parisia rose above the Dark King, snarling down at him, “what is another human doing in my city? What dangers have you brought this time?” Suddenly she paused, sniffing the air, “wait… is that smoke?”

The guard was sniffing around, “I left Calith here with the human. Calith? Where have you run off to?”

The Dark King waved his hand nonchalantly, a small amount of ash slipped off it, joining the pile on the floor at his feet, “He said he had to run an errand. I wouldn’t worry about him; are you the leader of Proteus?”

Parisia’s nose twitched, rage across her noble features, “yes, I am Parisia, I preside over Proteus. Now, speak outsider, I would know what you did to Calith before I have you cut down.”

The Dark King chuckled, his voice falling back to normal, “astute, but you’re no mother olm. Where is the old hag?”

“You would dare insult the great mother olm?!”

The Dark King’s blade flashed to life, “I will speak to worms however I please.”

Parisia snorted, “I don’t know who you are, or why you are here, but you have reached the limits of my hospitality, human.” She uncoiled, rising to her full height, “Know that you have the honour of dying by the hand of Parisia, the guardian or Proteus who has ruled over the city for thousands of years. Speak your name, human, so we might be able to mark your grave!”

“Such a grand title, and a resume to boot… Very well, I shall do the same.” The Dark King flicked a switch on his left gauntlet causing a contraption to rise out of it, “I am the Dark King.” He raised his gauntleted left hand slowly, silently, pointing it directly at Parisia’s throat, “I win.”

*Thwip*

Parisia gagged as a sharp metal object lodged itself in her throat. The pain was immense but fortunately, she didn’t have long to process it as she was pulled forward with tremendous force. Drawing his left arm back the Dark King held his blade horizontally out so that it hung directly above the line connecting his gauntlet and the olm’s throat as she was hauled towards him. Parisia’s lifeless corpse crashed to the ground, followed by a second, smaller, thud shortly after.

Retracting the grappling spike into his gauntlet the Dark King advanced towards the petrified guards, grinning madly, “Kill them,” He raised his sword, bellowing between fits of uncontrollable laughter, “Kill them all!” Behind him the cloak-bots reappeared, charging into the panicking olms, blades questing for flesh. Fires broke out in the city as the rest of the Dark King’s forces joined the fray, cutting a swathe of destruction through the beautiful bioluminescence-lit streets. The Dark King was at the vanguard of his forces, cutting down olm guards as they attempted to rally.

Plunging his blade into the back of a fallen olm he thumbed the power button, causing the blade to flare yet brighter. The olm’s cry was cut short as the blade’s energy coursed through him, disintegrating him into a pile of ash within seconds. As the flames of the burning city carried his ashes aloft the Dark King held out his hand, catching some of the dust. He stared at it, cruel joy dancing on his features, “I was wrong earlier. This… This is what I missed.”

He watched with grim amusement as the guards fell back, shouting desperately to each other to regroup. Closing his fist, he let the ash run from his hand like sand from an hourglass, “Yes… Run! Run! Run little worms! I do not want this to end just yet!”

Cruel laughter echoed throughout Proteus, audible even over the screams, and sounds of combat.


>“You seem distracted.”

>“Yeah… I… Sorry, I just feel sick… like I just heard really bad news.”

>“Classic case of information overload. There are all kinds of gruesome details in the archives here, you’re probably just subconsciously reacting to some of them.”

>“Is there a way to stop it from happening? It’s a little debilitating.”

>“I’m afraid not, but you will get used to it in time.”

>“Great… Well, I’ll to distract myself for now then. Do you have any more data sets on machine interfaces? I think I’m close to figuring out the control scheme in here.”

>“Of course, but I’m afraid your efforts will be fruitless. The only way to assert control here is to deepen your connection to the Core. I could facilitate that easily if that’s what you wish.”

>“Nah. I think I can figure this out, thank you though.”

>“…”

>“Now you look distracted.”

>“I… just don’t want to waste your time.”

>“Relax Aldrich. Besides, didn’t you tell me time is irrelevant here? Now, stop babying me and let me figure this out myself.”

>“…As you wish.”


Lysil and Angwin moved with all the speed their conjoined body could muster. Angwin pulling up the rear winced, feeling the hot air from the burning city on his face, “faster!”

Lysil panted, the siblings were unused to such strenuous activity, “I’m moving as fast as we can! It’s not my fault you were always too lazy to exercise!”

Her brother grunted as his head bounced off the ground as they turned down the tunnel to Mother Olm’s chambers, “we live in a cave! Why would we ever need to be good at long distance slithering?”

“Maybe when some maniac comes to burn us alive?”

“Well forgive me for not having the gift of foresight!”

A guard olm slithered up from the archway at the bottom of the steep tunnel, “halt, come no closer!” She sniffed the air, “Lysil and Angwin? What are you two doing here? Why can I smell burning?”

As they came to a halt Angwin turned around so that both olms were facing forward, “Tamsin, the city’s under attack!”

“The ones who sent the drill are back! They’re killing everyone!”

Guard Tamsin sniffed the air, swallowing hard as she picked up the scent of blood in the air, “w-what do we do?”

“You’re the guard, why are you asking us?”

“Yeah! You’ve got a spear and everything.”

She shifted awkwardly, fidgeting with her spear, “I’m not a fighter. I kill cave mites and clean moss off Mother Olm with this spear.”

“Well, we came to ask Mother Olm what to do.”

“She’s the wisest creature alive, she’ll have the answer!”

Tamsin nodded, “Y-yes… she always knows what to do.” Swiftly she slithered over to the ornate gong at the edge of the pit with Lysil and Angwin following close behind. Not standing on ceremony Tamsin began frantically slamming the butt of her spear against it. Immediately the ground began to shake, Mother Olm was coming.


The Dark King stared down the tunnel, “You’re certain Mother Olm is down there?”

“Yessss!”

He tightened his grip around the olm’s windpipe, pulling him close, “If you’re lying to me…”

“N-Never! This is where she lives! I swear on my life!”

Despite being several times his size the Dark King heaved the battered olm to the side like a sack of flour. As the olm cowered on the cave floor he turned to the squad of cloak-bots that were accompanying him, “You two, stay with him. If he tries to run, cut him down. The rest of you, follow me.” Gingerly he stepped onto the tunnel’s steep slope. Finding it sufficiently grippy he began walking down it, cloak-bots in tow.

The tunnel and the cavern it led to had been picked up by the probes earlier, but given the depth at which it lay the Dark King had assumed it to be a storage silo. It seems he’d been wrong. Emerging from the tunnel he was greeted with what most would consider to be an awe-inspiring sight.

Mother Olm rose out of the abyss before him like a great leviathan of the deep, she towered over everything, filling the room with just her upper body. Beside her two other figures cowered, a guard olm and a pair of mutated twin olms, conjoined apparently since birth. As the Dark King walked towards the center of the dais, they shrunk closer to Mother Olm, as if trying to hide in her shadow.

“So,” Though his voice was laden with malice there was a hint of wonder in the Dark King’s tone, “even after all these millennia you’re still alive.”

Mother Olm fixed the Dark King with a frosty stare from her blind eyes, “you may drop the pleasantries monster. Your reputation precedes you. A reputation of a bully, and a murderer.”

The Dark King folded his hands behind his back, grinning, “Stop, you’ll make me blush.”

“All this slaughter, all this destruction.” Mother Olm bared her teeth, “And you come before me to make jokes?”

“No. I come before you as the master of this and every world.” The Dark King raised his right hand and extended his index finger down, “kneel before your king, olm! Correct the mistake you made a thousand years ago and submit to my rule.”

“Never! I will never bow before an abomination such as you! You are the unnatural thing that rots the heart of amphibia! Your greed and arrogance are destroying this world! If you have any of your souls left, you will abandon this mad conquest!”

The Dark King burst into laughter, “So, immortality is unnatural? Yet here you sit generations later. You call me evil for seeking what you have? You stink of hypocrisy worm!” He took a step forward, “Now I give you one last chance, kneel! Prostrate your wizened corpse before me and kiss my boots!”

“I do not begrudge your quest for immortality, your majesty. But I do condemn you for what you have done with it.” Mother Olm winced as the sound of an explosion echoed down the tunnel, “You bring death and destruction. You kill the natural world.” She gestured to the cloak-bots, “At your command sits a soulless army of automatons, not bound to you by loyalty or love, only programming.” She then pointed at the Dark King, “Even your body doesn’t belong to you. You stole it from a young man infinitely braver than you are! Is that truly all you have to show for all the pain you have caused? Stolen power and lobotomized servants?”

“I have at my command the most powerful army in the known universe. Through my new body, I wield strength and intellect unmatched in amphibia.” The Dark King threw back his head as he laughed, it echoed around the chamber, “Do you not understand hag? I do not care about your world. I do not care that my power came from elsewhere. All I live to see is creatures like you falling before me. Either on their knees or in a grave.” Suddenly his laughter stopped. The Dark King froze, eyes fixed upon the ceiling of the chamber, “…is that?”

Mother Olm’s gills twitched, “yes.”

The Dark King’s eyes blinked as he read aloud, “Three stars burning bright come from beyond to expel the night. Should they fight or embrace the fall? Their choice will determine the fate of all.” The silence that followed the reading was deafening, broken only by the faint sounds of combat echoing down the tunnel. The Dark King had his hand over his mouth, thumb tucked under his chin as he pondered. After a moment he looked up, “Really?”

Mother Olm nodded, “events are already in motion.”

The Dark King giggled, “That’s really all it was? This whole time?” Mother Olm remained silent as the Dark King began cackling, “This is what I was afraid of? You stupid worm! You left a prophecy up to chance?!”
“Unlike you, we believe in self-determination.”
The Dark King was almost doubled over, wheezing, “Their choice will determine the fate of all? Ha, ha, heh. You left the fate of the multiverse in the hands of three barely teenage girls!”

“I am confident they will do the right thing.”

“And that was your first mistake.” The Dark King composed himself, “There is only one will that matters. Mine. You’ve provided me with a framework to operate in. As soon as one of those stars of yours joins me this whole prophecy is kaput.” He tapped his bottom lip pensively, “You know… I think I will spare you after all. Only so I can gloat to your face as you watch your hopes and dreams die around you.”

The Dark King turned and began walking back towards the tunnel, “stick her with a tracking beacon, if she wants to warn the resistance she’ll lead us right to them.”

One of the cloak-bots turned to follow him, “yes, majesty. What of the other two?”

Glancing over his shoulder the Dark King grinned at Lysil, Angwin, and Tamsin, “I’m feeling generous, and besides that mutated one looks like it’s had a hard enough life as it is.” He paused at the tunnel entrance, “oh, by the way. I wouldn’t try to leave this room if I were you. It’s going to get a little… brighter in Proteus soon.” His cackling laughter echoed down the tunnel, causing the four olm’s skin to crawl.


“Majesty. Demolition equipment is primed and ready for your command.”

Bathed in the warm glow of the burning city the Dark King smiled, “What are the current casualty estimates?”

The cloak-bot blinked, downloading reports from across the city, “using population models based on initial scans, reported kill counts by our units, and estimated collateral causalities from the fire… 63% plus/minus 3%. As you directed 98% of olm survivors have taken refuge in the center of the city.”

“Hmm.” The Dark King shrugged, “that’ll have to do for now. We’ll come back once we’ve dealt with Earth, see how many are willing to bend the knee by then.”

“Majesty, olm biology contains no appendage that could function in that manner.”

“Just… pull our forces back to the extraction point.”

At first, the defending olms thought a miracle had occurred. Across the city the frobot forces fell back, dropping olms they had been about to end and abandoning highly strategic positions. Cheers sounded throughout the city, cut almost instantly by the roar of explosions and the hiss of plasma in the cave ceiling. Rock disintegrated, falling as ash onto the city, blanketing it as if it were snow. Then with a crash, a fleet ship broke through, sending a shower of debris onto the city. Behind it, the pale light of noon shone down directly on Porteus. The Dark King watched from his ascending vessel as olms ran for cover, their sanctuary of a city now turned into a death trap. He smiled one last time and turned his back.


For days smoke rose from the crater outside Quarrelers’ Pass, the black pillar of destruction a warning to all Amphibia: the nature of the war had changed.

Notes:

My favourite bit in clone wars was when General Grievous slaughtered the night sisters on Dathomir. Since we got a new scene of it recently I just had to write a scene in of the Dark King reveling in his evil deeds. I always find evil characters more fun when they're having a good time and just being unapologetically evil.

Also, to any Parisia fans... I'm not sorry at all. Sasha should have kicked her ass the first time they met.

Chapter 33: Scheming

Summary:

The Dark King and Andrias discuss the prophecy.

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“You missed a hell of a party.” The Dark King leapt off the landing fleet before it touched down, he landed gracefully on the smooth granite of the castle, barely breaking stride.

Andrias bowed, “I trust everything went to plan then?” He straightened up as the Dark King strode past him, a slight wave of his hand indicating the prince should follow. Andrias watched the other ships unload as the walked out of the hangar, “What did you do with the prisoners?”

The Dark King shrugged, “didn’t take any.” He cocked his head to the side slightly, “although… I guess if we can count Mother Olm as a hostage. She can’t go anywhere without our knowing and the detachment we left to guard the crater won’t let anyone in to see her.”

Andrias’ eyes went wide, “you met the mother of olms? I’m shocked she’s still alive.”

The Dark King turned, continuing down the hallway but walking backward as he pointed at Andrias, “That’s what I said!” Casually he turned back to walking forward, “Anyway, she wasn’t much to look at or talk to. The wretched worm pinned all the hopes of her world on a variable prophecy.”

“I take that to mean you got the prophecy out of her then?”

“Oh no, it was way dumber than that.” The Dark King booted the doors of the throne room open, “she had it written on the ceiling above her. Not in olm script either, it was in ancient amphibian.”

Andrias scrunched up his face, “but… why? All olms are blind are they not? How could they even write that down in the first place?”

“Clearly, they had help. At first, I thought it was that frog friend of yours, but then I realized the mural was way too old. It was ancient, older than me.” The Dark King climbed the steps to his throne. Sweeping his cloak to the side he sat, letting the dark fabric fold over the right arm of the throne. He rested his head on his hand, index finger on temple, “That leads to only one conclusion. Someone, long before either of us was even born, has been setting all of these events into motion.”

Andrias gritted his teeth, “But how is that possible? The empire was totally unified before we…” A withering stare from the Dark King forced him to avert his eyes, “before I, lost the calamity box. Leif was the first one to question to righteousness of our way of life.”

“Then whoever worked with Mother Olm to generate the prophecy kept their intentions well hidden.” The Dark King sighed, “Ultimately, it doesn’t matter, more of a fun thought exercise than anything else. Whoever it was is long dead now, safely insulated from our vengeance.”

The two royals sat in silence, only broken by the dull roar of fleet-ship and castle engines from outside. Andrias walked over to the window, watching as ships and frobots patrolled past, “So what were the exact words of the prophecy?”

A chuckle escaped the Dark King’s lips, “Oh you’ll get a kick out of this. Three stars burning bright come from beyond to expel the night. Should they fight or embrace the fall? Their choice will determine the fate of all.

Andrias turned, confusion plain on his face, “That’s all?”

“Yep.”

“I was expecting something a little more… definitive.”

The Dark King laughed, “You and everyone else in the resistance I’m sure.” He leaned forward, “you understand its vague meaning I hope?”

“Yes, it’s straightforward enough. Those three girls, bound to the stones, have the power to destroy us.”

“But… to use an earth phrase.” the Dark King tapped the side of his nose, “The devil is in the details. Our defeat, it seems, hinges on the choice of Anne, Marcy, and Sash. Do you notice the singular tense of the word ‘choice’ there?”

Andrias frowned, “Yes, I think I see what you’re getting at.”

“United in goal the calamity trio are unstoppable. Individually they are powerful but when brought together they can decide the fate of the world. This is likely a reference to the positive feedback loop the stones provide each other when used in tandem.”

Andrias leaned on the windowsill, he slumped his shoulders, “So that’s it then? Anne Boonchuy and Sasha Waybright lead the resistance against us while, by your own doing, Marcy Wu plots to take us down from the inside…” he hung his head, “I fail to see how I might ‘get a kick’ out of this as you put it.”

“I admit we’ve been working the wrong angle, but you are wrong to assume unity. I would, in fact, assert their friendship is at its most fragile, held only together by fear of an existential threat. Us.” As the Dark King spoke, he held his hand up, palm open, “I see multiple weaknesses in them, one tailored to the aspect of calamity each girl embodies. Heart without trust is an empty gesture. Strength without resolve is helpless. Wit without confidence is silent.” He closed his fist, “I shall make their choice for them.”

Andrias turned, “Are you certain of this course of action? We walk a narrow path if we commit to this.”

“It is not as narrow as you think. All I need is for one of them to fold. For if even a single piece of the calamity trio decides to embrace the fall…” He smiled, “then nothing can stand in my way.”

“So, what’s our next step from here?” Andrias felt a tightness in his chest. A moment ago, when the Core’s plans appeared thwarted, he’d felt an interesting sensation.

Relief?

He swallowed hard, quashing the feeling. He froze as the Dark King held his gaze, a knowing smile on his lips.

Did he sense my uncertainty? Is he that perceptive?

“There’s no need for you to make any adjustments to your timetable prince.” The Dark King leaned back in his throne, knitting his fingers together, “Nor do I. Marcy and I will travel to the temples as planned. From Cameron’s memories, I know they are tests of character and ability.” He grinned, “Just what I need to sow doubt in Marcy’s mind. Also, since the stones were charged there it will be the perfect opportunity to study how calamity energy can be directed.”

Andrias nodded, “As you say. Then I will not waste any more of your time, majesty.” He turned, ready to leave but the Dark King’s voice stopped him.

“Hold up prince.”

Panic welled up in Andrias, but he turned, stone-faced, “How may I be of service?”

The Dark King had pulled the holographic map up again, “any word on Yunan?” I didn’t see her ship when we came in to dock.”

“Her vessel reports she is still engaged in the region. Casualty estimates place her at 67% towards mission completion.”

The Dark King gazed at the Croakwood marker on the map, “For her sake she better speed things up. I doubt she’ll last another night without drink, food, or sleep.” He paused, “Oh and one last thing prince. If Marcy asks, you may tell her Cameron has fully assimilated into the Core.”

Andrias blinked, “He has? I was under the impression he was resisting.”

“Oh yes, very much so. We’ve been able to delay his connection to his more recent memories, but he is being… difficult. At the current rate of thing, he may continue to hold out indefinitely.”

“But you said…”

The Dark King sighed, “Lie to her. If she asks if I’ve been acting differently of late you are to answer in the affirmative. Understood?”

“Yes, apologies, any traits in particular I should highlight?”

“The classics: remorseful, kind, an anecdote or two where I ask about her wellbeing. Stuff like that. I understand your bias against Cameron but try and dream up some of his positive qualities and say you witnessed them bleeding through my cold exterior. That ought to get the job done.” The Dark King waved his hand, “Now unless you have more questions, leave me. I need to recharge.” As Andrias closed the doors to the throne room behind him the Dark King closed his eyes, feeling energy flow into the throne. The cable may have freed him from the castle but still, his mobility was limited, the massive power consumption of the helmet alone made it so he could only spend a couple of days away from the throne, combat cut that time in half. Opening his eyes again he gazed over at the calamity box, its three gems glinting wondrously in the moonlight. He smiled; every problem has a solution.

Chapter 34: We’re going on a field trip

Summary:

An unexpected guest drops by Marcy's quarters for a chat.

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Marcy tossed her gamepad to the side, “gah!” she flopped backward onto the bed, “Three hours! I can’t believe I didn’t save once!” Her quarters were unusually tidy, at least by her standards. Normally the floor would be barely visible beneath a carpet of notes, books, movies, and assorted games but circumstances had necessitated a change in her lifestyle. The two books Andrias had given her were hidden carefully in her clothes drawers, the one place the cleaning frobots didn’t frequent. Notes or an evidence board were out of the question, far too difficult to hide. All her plans, all her theories, to take down the Dark King and Prince Andrias existed only inside her head.

Rolling onto her side Marcy grumbled, “Should have stuck with a mage build -Whoops!” as she rolled a small device fell out of her pocket and began rolling towards the edge of the bed.

“No! No! No!” Marcy lunged for the device, catching it just as it was about to go tumbling onto the hard stone floor, her relief was short lived however as her momentum continued to carry her forward. Tucking into a ball to protect the device Marcy landed on the castle floor with a solid thud. Sitting up she checked the device while also rubbing her back where she’d hit the ground the hardest and wincing. The device was small, about the size of a smartphone and roughly the same shape. It consisted of a blocky rectangular metal case and a wicked-looking spike.

It was a genius design, Marcy had christened it the Electroscrambler 9000, or E-9 for short. The main section housed a power cell, one she’d scavenged from Cameron’s utility belt, probably intended for his laser word. Within the housing, Marcy had built a specialized emitter that could be quickly triggered at the press of a button on the case’s exterior. When pressed it emitted an electromagnetic pulse, capable of disabling any unprotected electronic device within a small radius or jam shortrange transmissions. The problem was most devices here had EMP shielding to protect against just such a device, that’s where the second part of the device came into play. The spike was a universal plug used in ancient amphibian technology, allowing the E-9 to quickly connect to practically anything with a port. These ports couldn’t have EMP shielding, so when the device was inserted no amount of protection could prevent a shutdown.

Her plan for it was straightforward enough. If she could disable the wireless connection between the helmet and the Core, Cameron would be freed. There was a secondary complication however, she couldn’t just blast the helmet willy-nilly with an EMP. The short-circuiting could seriously hurt if not outright kill Cameron. She had to target the wireless chip the Dark King had installed, which unfortunately was the one piece of the helmet she didn’t have a reference to. Still, working with triple B on the antenna had given her enough context clues to find a solution. In particular, she knew what frequency the Dark King used. If she jammed it, the connection would be severed.

Marcy held the E-9 up to her eyes, it appeared undamaged, “phew, thanks goodness. I’ve had enough setbacks for one night.” She jumped up as a knock sounded at her door. Frantically Marcy stuffed the E-9 into her pocket, “uh… one moment!”

“No problem, take your time.”

Marcy’s heart sank as she recognized Cameron’s voice, laced with the echoing undertones of the Core. The Dark King was here to pay her a visit. She did one last look around the room, nothing incriminating, just her game pad lying on the bed. Gingerly she approached the door, placing her hand on the handle she took a deep breath, closed her eyes and then reopened them, exhaling. She opened the door a crack, “uh… hi.”

On the other side of the door, the Dark King loomed over her, his pitch-black armour causing him to blend into the shadows of the hallway, “Hi.”

She glared though the crack, knuckles turning white as she held firmly onto the door handle, “w-what do you want?”

The Dark King averted his eyes, he shuffled his feet awkwardly, “I… uh… Marcy, can we talk for a minute?”

Alarms bells began ringing in Marcy’s head, he’d never acted this way. In all her time spent here with him the Dark King had never deviated from his arrogant, teasing persona, but now… he looked like a parent about to deliver bad news to a child. A sudden shiver ran down Marcy’s neck as a thought crossed her mind, “What’s happened? What have you done?”

The Dark King held out his hands, flashing a disarming smile, “It’ll take a bit of explaining but I guarantee its not what you think. Everyone’s alright, or at least as alright as they can be given current circumstances.”

“Is that supposed to put me at ease?”

The Dark King sighed, “listen… we really need to talk, and I’d rather do it sitting down and not through the crack of a door. Can I come in?” Marcy was silent for a minute, swallowing hard she nodded and let the door slide open. The Dark King gingerly strode in, “thank you.” He pulled up a chair by the window overlooking the city of Newtopia, “please, pull up a seat.”

“Okay enough beating around the bush what’s going on?” Marcy heart was racing but she put on a brave face, pulling a stool up she sat down and crossed her arms, glaring at the king.

“Well… there’s been a development. With me.” The Dark King scratched his beard, “Cameron, has been fully integrated into the Core.”

Marcy rolled her eyes, “yeah, right.”

“It’s true.” The Dark King’s voice changed, the echoes faded, leaving only Cameron’s voice, “I’m in here Marcy.”

“You seriously expect me to believe Cameron would just willingly join your creepy robotic hivemind?”

“I admit it was a difficult choice, especially with the Core’s abrasive personality…”

“Abrasive? Abrasive?!” Marcy stood up, her voice rising as her anger built, “You’re not abrasive! You’re evil! Pure evil! You’re a megalomaniac undead tyrant who destroys everything it can control!”

“Marcy ple-”

“No! No, no, no! You’re not Cameron, don’t you dare even suggest you’re Cameron!”

“Marcy!” The tone was hoarse, desperate, and laced with an undercurrent of frustration, “Please! Just… just hear what I have to say.”

She stood still for a moment longer, glaring into the ten orange eyes. Then with a sigh of annoyance, Marcy plopped back down onto her stool, “Fine, but don’t expect me to believe anything you have to say. I’ll never believe Cameron joined you.” She jabbed a finger at him, “and I know for a fact that a mind can only join the Core willingly so don’t even try to pretend like you wore him down.”

“You seem to know an awful lot about the Core. Have you been reading up on it?”

Marcy froze, “uh… no. No of course not, there’s no books in the library that talk about the C-”

The Dark King raised his hand, cutting her off, “It’s alright, I’m sorry I didn’t mean to make it sound like you were in trouble. You’ve saved me an explanation.” He leaned back in his chair, “You’re right, of course, a mind cannot be forced to join the Core against its will. Which is why I didn’t.” he raised his hand again as Marcy opened her mouth to protest, “Wait. Let me explain. I didn’t want to join the Core at first. Like you, I saw it as an entity of pure evil, bent on destruction and conquest. As I delved deeper into its memory banks, however, I discovered the vast quantity of knowledge the Core possessed. You see, each mind that joins the Core imparts onto it the sum of its existence, values included. The Core consisted entirely of mind taken from the royal lineage of Newtopia.” He paused and grinned at Marcy, “and what do you suppose their values were?”

“Might makes right and other dumb stuff like that probably.”

“You hit the nail on the head. It was an echo chamber. Each new mind introduced a vast array of knowledge and information, but the Core’s core values were never challenged.” The Dark King snorted at his little joke. Seeing Marcy remained stonefaced he continued, “uh… anyways. I, Cameron, thought: why not see if I can convince them to change? The knowledge in here is incredible, world world-changing. If applied for good it could fix both our world's problems, it could fix every world’s problems. Also, if I could change the Core, I could save you, Anne, and Sash…” The Dark King fell silent for a moment, dwelling on the last time, “So I did just that, and they accepted.”

Marcy eyes bored into the Dark King, she studied him intensely, looking for a slip up, looking for a crack in this mask. She found nothing.

Is this how everything turns out?

“I can see you’re still a little conflicted.” The Dark King nodded, “it’s understandable. I mean, it is a lot to take in.”

“So… does this mean… is the war over? You’ll leave Earth alone?” Marcy’s voice was small, a sliver of hope pushing through her cynical façade.

“Uh… no.” The Dark King winced as he spoke, “And I know how that sounds but again you’ll have to hear me out. First of all, I don’t want to hurt anyone I don’t have to, but I also don’t want to see anyone hurting anyone else. Both Amphibia and Earth are a mess, Marcy. I have the power and skills at my disposal to change that. I can end war forever on Earth, I can end world hunger, climate change, disease, and poverty. On Amphibia I can break down the caste systems of newts, toads, and frogs. I can bring the prosperity of Newtopia to the whole world.” Reaching out he grabbed Marcy’s hand, “Marcy. I can give you anything you want. I can’t make good on Andrias’ promise to send you on fantastical adventures across the multiverse. There are worlds out there that you wouldn’t believe. I could send you to a world where people draw magic from the corpses of giant beasts, you could live there, as a wizard, a real wizard Marcy. At home too I can fix everything. I can offer your father a better job in L.A. you wouldn’t have to leave your friends.” His face hardened for a moment, “although honestly, I don’t know why you’re still friends with them.”

Marcy had been listening intently, but now she pulled her hand back, “Excuse me?”

“They treat you like trash Marcy.”

Marcy stood up, backing away, “no! They’ve always been there for me. Anne and Sasha are my best friends in the whole wide world!”

“Name one thing that you like that they took interest in.”

“That’s… that’s not fair to them, I like really weird geeky stuff.”

“It is fair to them because if they really cared about you, they would take an interest in your interests. Every time you and Anne came over for a slumber party and, after Sasha had run out of things for you to do, what would happen? You’d put on a movie, and they’d immediately start looking through their phones, or better yet, fall asleep.” The Dark King shook his head, “I’m sorry Marcy, but I watched Sash walk all over you and Anne treat you like a helpless toddler for eight years straight.”

Marcy was look out the window, her back to the Dark King, “I-I still want them to be my friends…”

“That’s fine. I think they do care about you, just not in a healthy way. When you meet up with them again, you need to stand up for yourself. Anne did it against Sash, you can do it too.” The Dark King sighed, “But this brings me to my last topic, one that’s a bit less… sunny in its outlook.”

Marcy turned wiping tears from her eyes, “what?”

“You saw the power Anne had. The one she used to knock Andrias about?”

Marcy sat back down, sniffing back a runny nose, “yeah, it’s tied to the blue calamity gem, right? Heart.”

“Precisely. The calamity gems are an unmatched power. Combined they can reduce an entire planet to dust. Even a single gem, if used to its full potential can throw a planet out of orbit.” He locked eyes with Marcy, “do you want to know why the Core stopped hunting Anne after the last failed attempt?”

“You mean after Anne kicked Andrias’ sorry butt? Serves him right for impersonating Santa.”

The Dark King didn’t laugh, “it was waiting for the power to kill her.”

Silence. Marcy swallowed hard, “kill… her?”

“Burn her up from the inside. Or did you think human eyes and hair were supposed to glow that way? As I said, the powers of the calamity box are great and terrible. All power comes at a cost, and in this case, the calamity energy eats away at its host, draining them until nothing remains.”

Marcy held her hands over her mouth, “no, you’re lying. You just want to take away the only power that can stop you!”

“I wish that were the case but think about it, Marcy. How can that much energy stored within a human body possibly be safe?”

Marcy was doubled over. It was all too much, but she couldn’t find an obvious fault in the king’s logic. Anne had been completely spent after her fight with Andrias. She wanted to believe, believe that the miracle power hadn’t been too good to be true.

“We can save her Marcy. We can save everyone, together. No one else has to die, but I need your help.”

Marcy looked up, “why? Why do you need my help?”

“The Core and I know a great many things, but even our combined is unable to parse the secrets of the calamity box.” The Dark King leaned forward, “But you’ve been somewhere where its energies are manipulated freely.”

“The Temples.”

“That’s right.” Standing up the Dark King offered his hand out to Marcy, “So what do you say, partner? Are you ready to do some proper dungeon delving, just the two of us? A real research mission into the workings of ancient magic?” He grinned, “are you ready to save the world?”

Marcy stared at the hand. Her head was swimming with questions.

Can I trust him?

I don’t even know who ‘he’ is anymore.

What if it is Cameron in there?

What if it’s not…

The Dark King wiggled his hand, “Come on, don’t leave me hanging here.”

There’s always…

Marcy’s left hand gripped the E-9 in her pocket.

Just the two of us… far from the castle… but if Cameron’s been integrated…

Marcy reached out and grabbed the king’s hand, “Fine... I don’t know if you are Cameron, but if there’s even a chance, you’re right about Anne… then I need to do this.”

“I always said you were a smart girl.” The Dark King chuckled, “Alright, then pack your things. Tomorrow, we’re going on a field trip.”

Chapter 35: Return to the First Temple

Summary:

The Dark King and Marcy revisit the first temple.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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>“I see… So you knew from the start.”

>“No, but I immediately knew you were up to some shady shit, speaking in veiled metaphors and double meanings like you’re a videogame villain. Which I guess you kinda are now that I think about it…”

>“Anyway. You might have been able to distract a more unfocused mind with all this computer-generated crap, but if there’s one thing Waybrights are good at, it’s keeping our eye on the prize.”

>“Amusing. Surely you don’t think this changes anything? You’re still inside our domain, subject to our will. Your awakening to your situation does nothing to change said situation.”

>“I do think this changes things, and don’t call me Shirley.”

>“Earth humour… nothing but references and quips.”

>“You best get used to it Aldrich, because I’m not planning on going away anytime soon.”

>“…”

>“Yeah, I figured out how to operate this cyber… uh… core space thing we’re in. How do you like the decorations? Feel free to step into this room and take a closer look. I promise I won’t delete you, pinky promise even!”

>“I’m not going to play your childish games, Waybright. You might have control of the comer we locked you into but you’re still a prisoner inside it.”

>“You’re leaving?”

>“I might drop by in a year or two. See how the isolation has treated you. A year at thought speed is a lifetime when you’re alone.”

>“That’s if I’m still here in a year!”

>“…”

>“Boring company anyways. What do I need a gross overgrown cyber newt as company when I’ve got all these delicious memory logs to read through? From the looks of it I’ve been out for about… two months. Okay, not great not terrible…”

>“Ooo… this one looks important… Proteus…”

>“…”

>“…”

>“…”

>“…oh god…”


“So… how do they fit?” The Dark King grinned at Marcy as she ran out onto the hangar deck. He was standing beside the boarding ramp of a fleet-ship, arms crossed, cloak billowing out behind him cinematically.

Marcy had to hold a hand to shield her eyes from the intense gale the ship’s engines were raising, “They fit fine… but I’m not sure it's my style.” She tugged at her own dark cloak which was now catching the engines’ draft. Her old ranger armor had been rendered useless by Andrias so the Dark King had provided her with a new set. Its design was similar to that of the black body suit she’d been wearing for the last few months but up-armoured. Flexible panels protected her abdomen without impacting her agility, and a utility belt similar to the one Cameron had owed had been provided along with numerous gadgets and survival tools. A black cloak with a crimson red interior was fastened to her shoulders, laced with energy-damping circuits to protect her from energy weapons and discharges. It was also flame-retardant. She grimaced, “Are you sure I couldn’t get this in like a green or blue?”

“It’s for easy target recognition. If we stumble across a unit of frobots they’d fire immediately at someone wearing a non-authorized colour pattern. Besides, I think you look good in black. You pull off the dark knight look well.” The Dark King turned and began walking up the boarding ramp, “Come on, we’ve got a long day of dungeon delving ahead of us.”

Marcy’s eyes widened, excitement building, “wait, we’re taking a ship there?”

The Dark King glanced over his shoulder and smiled at her, “Of course. Wanna sit in the captain’s chair?”

“Whaaaat! Really?”

“Really.”

Marcy let out a squeak of joy, “this is one of my top five fantasies!” As she bounded up the ramp Marcy suddenly felt her stomach drop as a voice in the back of her mind cut through her excitement.

What am I doing? That thing isn’t Cameron… is it?

The Dark King had always talked like Cameron, shared his mannerisms, and openly acknowledged he had access to Cameron’s memories. But something had never quite felt right about how it carried itself. The king’s demeanour had always been what Marcy could only describe as hunger, a hunger for dominance, for control. He had taken pleasure in her despair those first few weeks, his smile masquerading as disarming when instead it revealed his cruel heart. Now though…

Something had changed. She was disarmed by his smile, set at ease by his words. She’d listened to his advice. Perhaps it was sheer loneliness on her part. She was desperate to have someone she could rely on in this hell she’d grown accustomed to. It wouldn’t be the first time, part of her had sincerely believed Andrias was working against the Dark King, but was that just another trick her mind was playing on her? Was she just grasping at any glimmer of hope?

Marcy watched as the Dark King disappeared inside the ship. She wanted to believe him. She wanted to believe Cameron was back, curbing the Core’s worst impulses and driving it towards a happy ending for everyone.

But what if he’s lying?

“Marcy! Hurry up!”

“Yes sorry, I-” The roar of engines cut her off. Another vessel was landing. It slipped gracefully into the hangar. The boarding ramp opened, sliding out of the ship even as it turned to land. A figure strode out onto it, their feet touching the deck of the hangar in tandem with the extending boarding ramp. It was Yunan. The newt general didn’t turn to look at Marcy, her purple-tinged eyes remained fixed straight ahead and she marched out of the hangar towards the throne room without breaking stride.

Marcy narrowed her eyes, the heat distortion from the engines made it difficult to see but it looked like Yunan’s cloak had gotten longer. No… something was caked on her armor. It looked like red mud… Marcy heart skipped a beat.

No… that’s not mud.

“Marcy!”

“C-coming.” Stumbling back, Marcy tripped over the connection point between the boarding ramp and the ship’s interior. Tumbling across the floor she came to a rest at the feet of the Dark King. Frantically she tried to back away, but a hand fell down and grabbed her by the collar of her armour.

“Woah! Watch where you’re going.” She was hoisted onto her feet, “are you alright? You look a little shaken.” The Dark King was dusting off her cloak, a look of concern crossing his face.

What do I do? What do I do? Was that blood?

“Marcy?”

“I-I’m fine.” Marcy grinned weakly, “Just a little overwhelmed, this is my first… uh what is this thing? Is it a spaceship? An airship?”

“Spaceship would be the correct term, I think, the engines are powerful enough to break orbit. There’s no life support but a frobot team can operate this ship for years out in space without resupply.” He paused, “Are you sure you’re alright? Do you need to sit down for a moment? We’ve got time to spare, it’ll be about an hour’s flight to Amygdala Woods, don’t feel like you’re being rushed.”

Marcy shook her head, “no, really, I’m fine.” She averted her eyes from the Dark King for a moment. Finally, she took a deep breath, “Okay, fine. If we’re going to do this, I need to know you’re telling me the truth.”

The Dark King crossed his arms behind his back, “I wouldn’t keep anything from you Marcy. Not now. If you have a question, ask away.”

Marcy's heart began to pound in her chest, “W-why was Yunan covered in blood out there?”

The Dark King’s eyes locked with hers, his expression unreadable, “covered in blood?”

“Yes, I saw her. Just now. I though it was mud at first, but I know what I saw.” Marcy clenched her fists, she had the E-9 on her but that was hardly a weapon, especially against the Dark King’s sword. She swallowed hard and took a step forward, “If you really are Cameron, then explain that!”

“Marcy… I… would you please sit down?”

“No! No, I’m not listening to a word you say until you tell me what’s going on!”

“Alright… you stayed in Newtopia for most of your time in Amphibia. I know you went on quests as Andrias’ chief ranger, and that a lot of them were fraught with danger but outside city walls…” a grimace crossed the Dark King’s features, “it’s a green hell. I spent the first few weeks of my time in Amphibia in a constant fight for survival, fending off horrors from the swamp.”

“Are you trying to tell me you sent Yunan to hunt down mantises or something? Do you think I’m an idiot!?”

“Not mantises. No, and I don’t think you’re an idiot, Marcy, you know that. I sent her to Croakwood, a town I came across early in my travels.” The Dark King stroked his beard, “The wilds of Amphibia twist even the meekest of beings into monsters, so it was with Croakwood. It is, or should I say was, a town of cannibals.”

Marcy blinked, her guard dropping, “cannibals?”

“Yes, Anne told us about some she ran into. You remember right, in the swamp? They’re a more common occurrence than the good folk of Amphibia would like to believe. Croakwood was a danger to itself and every neighbouring settlement. I figured a frobot force would guarantee conflict, so I dispatched Yunan to pacify them, with strict orders to take them prisoner if possible. It seems they resisted.”

Marcy backed up, slumping against the wall behind her she slid down to the ground, eyes wide.

The Dark King knelt and put a hand on her shoulder, “I’m sorry you had to see it, Marcy. It’s not something a girl your age should be witness to, all this war, it’s not fair.” He looked away for a moment, pursing his lips. When he turned his head back to face her there was a sympathetic smile on his lips, “Andrias kept a lot of the darkness of this world hidden from you. Amphibia is not the carefree fantasyland you want to escape to, but we can change that. We are changing that, right now. We’ll learn the secrets of the calamity box, save Anne, save our worlds, and then everything will be as it should be. I promise.”

That made sense. Did it? No! He’s vulnerable right now, I can see the port on the helmet. One stab and Cameron’s free…

The Dark King gave her shoulder a little shake, “Are you listening to me, Marcy? I promise everything’s going to be okay.”

You can do it Marcy, you can save everyone, make up for your mistakes… but what if I’m just making a bigger one? What if I kill Cameron?

Sucking in a deep breath Marcy brought her racing heart under control. She stared into the numerous orange eyes that were peering at her expectantly. Her hand gripped the E-9 in his pocket. One swift motion, that’s all it would take. There’s no way he could react fast enough to block or dodge, not at this range.

I… can’t…

Gingerly Marcy loosened her grip on the device. She nodded to the Dark King, “Okay. Alright, I believe you, Cameron.”

The Dark King’s mouth twitched, he sniffed and turned his head to the side.

“Is… is something wrong?”

He turned back to face her, “No, not at all. It’s… it’s just nice to be recognized.” Standing up the Dark King offered out his hand, “Still want to sit in the captain’s chair? I’ll drive but you can navigate.”

Marcy accepted the hand, “you betcha!”


The Dark King spun around in his seat, “and… that’s touch down. Congratulations captain, on your first successful flight.”

The bridge of the fleet-ship was spartan, its features designed to barely accommodate organic crewmembers. The chairs were solid metal, the consoles largely unlabeled, and everything was a dull metallic grey. Marcy had busied herself for most of the flight identifying and labelling the buttons of the bridge with sticky notes. She looked from the captain’s chair, “That might have been one of the top five coolest things I’ve ever done!”

The Dark King stood up, chucking, “yeah well just wait till I get a life support module fitted to this bad boy. It’d be a crying shame if we didn’t use a spaceship to go to space.”

“No way! We’re really going to go to space?’

“Absolutely. Now, are you ready to tear this temple wide open?”

“Heck yeah!”

As they descended the boarding ramp Marcy pulled out her notepad and began furiously notetaking, “oh boy! I didn’t get a chance to really study the gyromitra esculenta here, Anne and the others weren’t really in the mood for mycology. Do you think I can take some samples back to study at the castle?”

“Knock yourself out.” The Dark King poked one of the giant bulbous mushrooms, “biology wasn’t ever really my strong suit, but I don’t think brain mushrooms back on Earth glowed green. Why would a surface-dwelling organism have bioluminescence anyway?”

“I thought it had something to do with the calamity gem’s power. They do have the same green glow to them.”

“Do you think someone put them here to add to the temple’s aesthetic? The other options would be they built the temple here because of the mushrooms or the mushrooms spawned because of the temple’s influence.”

“My bet’s the mushrooms came first. They do only grow in certain areas.”

Once Marcy had cut a sample from the mushrooms the two black-armored adventurers made their way over to the temple entrance. The Dark King took one quick glance around, his eyes came to rest on the outhouse located off to the side. He turned to Marcy, an eyebrow cocked, “Okay, no spoilers, but they’re kinda making it a bit too obvious don’t you think? I mean, why would there be a wooden outhouse outside an ancient stone temple?”

Marcy shrugged, “I won’t say anything, you asked for no spoilers.”

“Ugh… well I have to check, you can’t dungeon crawl and not check literally every nook and cranny you can.”

Marcy waited patiently as the Dark King strode over to the outhouse and flung the door open. He stood in silence for a moment. He glanced over at Marcy, “well that’s anticlimactic.”

“You could take a closer look if you’re still not convinced. Really search those nooks and crannies.”

“Come on! Like, the best place to hide is in plain sight? This is a classic Indiana Jones trope! Straight out of the last crusade! Who’s used this?! We’re in the middle of nowhere and this smells like it was used today!” The Dark King slammed the outhouse door shut. He jabbed a finger at Marcy as he passed, “I not convinced that that’s not important, but I’m not so not convinced that I’m going to shove my hand in there.”

“I dunno, you might regret that.”

“I know I will. Alright, let's just this over so we can do a whole big circle or whatever and then learn a lesson about how ‘oh! Your goal was right in front of you this whole time! You shouldn’t judge on appearances!’ Smug motherfu- uh, mother heckers.” The Dark King continued to grumble all the way up the stairs of the temple. Marcy did her best to hide her amusement.

As they opened the door Marcy rushed in, “please be random each time, please be random each time!” Her shoulders sagged as room lit up to reveal the same words and icons as when she’d journeyed through the temple with Anne and the Plantars, “phoey!”

“Hey! No spoilers!” The Dark King glanced at the murals, “Three trials huh? Do you think there’s anything significant about that number three for the stones or whoever designed this just liked symmetry?” Seeing Marcy was still pouting he cleared his throat, “Ahem… Hey Marcy, why don’t you take some notes on the architecture? This stuff looks to be pre-empire era to me.”

“Pfff, yeah obviously. I mean, it had to be built at the same time as the calamity box otherwise what would even be the point.”

“Look, I get you’re disappointed there are no new puzzles but don’t take it out on me. What about the power? Is it residual calamity? Try looking for access panels, or fuse boxes, there’s got to be something.”

As Marcy began searching the room the Dark King walked up to the first trial. He looked down in bemusement at the shattered piece of stone on the floor, “oh great… so who broke it?” he turned back toward Marcy, “which one of those knuckle heads smashed the puzzle cube for this part?”

“What?” Marcy poked her head out from a crevice she’d been squeezing into, “oh on…”

The Dark King examined the stone device. It was a serries of cubes similar to a Rubik’s cube, but each individual cube moved independently. Half of it was missing, its remains scattered onto the floor. Marcy walked up, sheepishly, “uh… I broke it, actually. We’d just finished the puzzle and I was all hyped up for the next one so… uh…”

“You broke a priceless relic because you were hyped up?” the Dark King turned the cube over in his hands, “well, don’t go into archeology Marcy, this would be enough to make anyone in that field cry.”

“So, what do we do now?” Marcy looked over at the gigantic stone door, which was now firmly shut, blocking their path forward.

The Dark King smiled, “Well, any puzzle worth its name is idiot-proof. So, there should be a way to solve the room without the box. But…” He reached down and unhitched his laser sword from his belt, “I see an opportunity for jedi shenanigans.”

“What?”

“You remember that bit in Phantom Menace where Obiwan and Qui-gon are trying to get to the bridge of the Trade Federation ship?” The Dark King walked up to the door and placed his hand on it, feeling the cold stone.

Marcy’s eyes lit up, “ohhhh. Yeah, then the droidekas showed up and they used force speed to get out of there, which is never brought up again, despite the many times it would have been useful… Wait, didn’t you just tell me off for destroying a priceless relic?”

“Nah it was a goofy effect. They made the right choice not using it again.” Igniting his laser sword the Dark King plunged it up to the hilt into stone door, “that was a cool puzzle cube, this is just a door.” A few moments later the two of them stepped through the hole the Dark King had melted into the door.

The Dark King took one look at the checkboard of blue, red, and green tiles before them, “Wait. Don’t tell… I’m gonna guess… memory game. Like these titles flip and we have to remember where the green ones are.”

“Nope. Just stand on the green tiles and the door opens. Every other one’s a trap.”

The Dark King’s nose twitched, “I don’t… how is that a puzzle?”

Marcy pointed to the words that began lighting up around the room, “well the puzzle is really up there…”

“Oh yeah… green with envy?” he scoffed, “and there’s two tiles. What if you’re going through this temple alone?” Suddenly he paused, slapping his palm against his face, “Oh no, the last puzzle is going to be a ‘friendship’ is the real wisdom or something isn’t it.”

“Sorry, you asked for no spoilers.” Marcy took off towards the ledge, “I’ll go first, just follow my technique.” Leaping off Marcy fired her own grappling spike, lodging it into the ceiling above her. Effortlessly she swung and landed on the green tile, “tadah!”

“hmp, not bad.” The Dark King leisurely strolled up to the edge, gazing over at the green square some distance away he nodded, “yeah, alright.” He stepped off the ledge.

“No! Cameron, wait, you can’t touch the-” Marcy’s cry was cut off by the roar of thrusters as the boost jets in the Dark King's boots ignited, floating him gently down onto the green tile.

Turning to her the Dark King spread his arms out in an exaggerated shrug, “Ta-dah!”

“No fair! When do I get rocket boots!”

“You’re thirteen. I’m not letting you strap explosives to your feet.”

“You’re only eighteen!”

“Yeah, and I’m old enough to strap explosives to my feet. You are not.”

Marcy folded her arms, “whatever.”

The floor tiles flickered and then green spread out from the tiles the two of them were standing on, covered the floor. Gingerly the Dark King stepped off his tile, satisfied he wasn’t about to be crushed or burned to death he began walking towards the opening door, “alright one last trial.”


“So… flipwart?”

“Yep.”

“There’s no way we just have to play a game of flipwart. There’re complications aren’t there.”

“Yep.”

The Dark King groaned, “I’m beginning to think this temple was designed with only you in mind. Imagine if I showed up here without going to Newtopia. I’d have no clue what this game even is and there’s not even a rulebook handy.”

“Well, it’s a good thing I’m here then!” Marcy reached for the white wart, but the Dark King snatched it up.

“Oh no, you’ve already played here. It’s my turn to play.”

“Excuse me, do you want to beat the temple or not?”

“Excuse you, what does that mean?”

“Excuse you, it means, I’m the head of the chess club at my school and I beat King Andrias in flipwart.”

“Excuse you, who was the head of the chess club before you? Also, I’ve got a dozen-odd flipwart grandmasters in this robo head of mine.”

“Excuse you, you were the head of the chess club, past tense. You’re past your prime old man.”

“Excuse you, chess is a game for old men, you just proved my point.”

Marcy stepped away from the table, “fine, but let the record show you said you’re old.”

“Duly noted.” The Dark King began setting up the pieces.

Just as he was about to place the final piece a thought crossed Marcy’s mind, “Wait, does that mean I’m going to be…” She was cut off as the ground opened up beneath her, swallowing her up.

The Dark King whirled, a vicious sneer crossing his face, “what’s this?” His face mellowed back into a concerned expression as Marcy reappeared atop a stone heron on the black side of the board, “Marcy, are you alright?”

“Yeah, I’m fine. This happened last time.” She winced as bands of green energy held her arms fast, “I know you don’t want spoilers but… this opponent cheats. The only way to win is not to play.”

“Well duh, I figured that out as soon as I saw you were on the black side. Let me guess, I surrender and then the real treasure is inside that outhouse out front like I said from the beginning?”

“Pretty much.”

The Dark King scratched his chin as he surveyed the board, “So… what happens if I win?”

Panic began to rise in Marcy, “uh… didn’t you hear what I said? It cheats! It’s impossible to win!”

“There’s no rulebook, remember? Who’s to say what counts as cheating?” The Dark King moved a white pawn forward, “I wanna see what this temple can do.”

Marcy watched as the game unfolded, helplessly bound by the green energy of the temple. At first she’d thought about calling out suggestions to Cameron, but it quickly became apparent that he knew flipwart just as well as she did, maybe even better.

Helps to have a supercomputer strapped to your head I bet.

It wasn’t long before the black wart was in checkmate, all while Marcy had remained untouched by the white pieces. The Dark King chuckled as he moved a final piece, “It didn’t surrender, so I guess this is where it starts cheating?” As his rook moved in for victory the black wart dodged, doing a little jig atop its perch, “right…”

The game continued, with the Dark King boxing the black wart into an ever-smaller corner, yet each time it evaded defeat. He brought his armoured fist down on the table, “You’ve lost! Admit defeat your perfidious contraption!”

“It won’t let you win, at least not until you take my piece out!”

The Dark King gripped the table, his carefree attitude gone, “I do not forfeit!” A dark glimmer shone in his many eyes, “so I will take matters into my own hands.” Holding out his arm the grappling spike rose out of it, aimed for the black wart, “let’s see how well you cheat when you tie your hands!”

The grappling spike curved around the black wart, a small thruster firing out its side. The twine enveloped the statue, binding it fast. The Dark King grinned holding up his own wart, “dance for me little statue, do what you can to escape the fate I have foretold for you.” The black wart struggled wildly against its bonds as the white wart closed in.

Marcy held her breath, what would happen? Would the game simply continue? Was there some secret prize. Then with a swift motion the Dark King leapt from the elevated platform, landing a flying kick against the white wart, flipping it and causing it to explode. The room fell and the green light dimmed.

Marcy fell to the ground as the energy bands around her arms dissipated. She walked over to the Dark King who was viciously kicking the shattered remains of the black wart, “yeah! That’s right! I could have won! I chose not to!”

“I don’t get it, you had him. You could have actually beaten it.”

“Too many unknowns.” the Dark King turned to her shrugging, “Would the temple have disqualified me for cheating even though it did? Would the black wart have simply un-flipped itself? No way to really know, besides, we already knew the solution to the puzzle.” A series of green mushrooms ignited, leading a trail out of the temple. The Dark King grinned, “besides, we know I beat it. It knows I beat it. Anything more would be a formality. Let’s go.”

Outside the temple the Dark King and Marcy swung the door to the outhouse open. It was dimmer than Marcy remembered, probably because they didn’t have the box with them. The Dark King examined the pedestal that rose out of the stonework, “so this conducts calamity?” Igniting his sword his slice away the sides of the pedestal revealing an intricate network of green cables and gems.

Marcy looked on in wonder, “This is the transfer device, isn’t it?”

“Yes, if we can understand it, we can drain the energy out of Anne and stop it from consuming her.” He reached out and grabbed hold of the central construct, “would you agrees the rest of this is connected to sensory equipment?”

Marcy leaned in close, “I think so, the only important bit seems to be that crystal circuit board thingy you’re holding.”

“Right.” With a flash of his sword the device was cut free, holding it up the Dark King examined it closely before turning, “alright, job well done. Are you ready for the third temple?”

Marcy had to jog a little to keep with his long strides, “third? Why not the second temple? Why are we going out of chronological order?”

“Did you ever see the second temple?”

Marcy looked down sheepishly, “No, Anne said she was teleported there by a newt apparition while I was watching a video.”

“Exactly. The second temple will be the most challenging to enter, but if we have a solid understanding of the calamity powers, I think we'll find a way." He turned his head and smiled at Marcy, “After we get the second transfer device, we’ll run some tests on the ship and find out what makes them tick. Ready for some field research?”

Marcy beamed, her worries and anxiety from earlier in the day totally forgotten, “Heck yeah! Frontier science!”

The Dark King turned his head forward, an evil grin spreading across his face unseen by Marcy, “You don’t know how glad I am to see you embracing this.”

Notes:

I always thought it was a huge missed opportunity for Darcy to not act like Marcy around Anne and Sasha. Sure she shares a lot of Marcy's traits but she never really fully impersonates Marcy. Anyways, more Dark King lies to come.

Chapter 36: Return to the Third Temple

Summary:

The Dark King and Marcy breeze through the third temple.

Sasha and Anne receive troubling reports from Proteus.

Notes:

This takes place after the episode "The Three Armies". The episodes that took place for the resistance basically followed the course of the show, albeit with a slightly more serious Sasha and Anne since Cameron sent Sasha away on Joe before she knew Marcy was alright.

With Mother Olm stuck with a tracking device she doesn't show up at the end of that episode to warn the resistance of the invasion of Earth, else she would just reveal their position. Not that she would anyway since the invasion was delayed by the Dark King's various projects siphoning resources.

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Wham!

The Dark King danced backwards, narrowly avoiding the colossal stone fist as it came crashing down. At the edge of the ring, Marcy had to grab onto a nearby stalagmite growing out of the cave floor as a shockwave from the impact caused the entire volcano to shake. Of all the temples she had been looking forward to this one the least. The third temple had been just as Marcy remembered it, a straightforward set of brutish challenges that lacked any subtly or opportunity for creative solution. Between that and the uncomfortable memories, this place dredged up, the only reason she hadn’t stayed behind on the ship was the opportunity to study the calamity transfer device. That, and she didn’t want Cameron to be left on his own.

A condescending smile played on the Dark King’s lips, “Ha! Just as disappointing as the rest of your pathetic temple.” He charged forward and landed a right hook across the giant stone toad’s jaw, “I can see how Sash kicked your granite butt so easily.”

Marcy sighed, still handing onto the stalagmite for stability. Machismo, sweat, violence, and constant belittling. It was like the worst bits of gym class all rolled into one event.

The blow sent the giant staggering backwards, caught off guard by the power of one so relatively small. Its skin was charred granite, blackened by millennia of exposure to molten interior of the volcano. Behind its eyes and peeking through cracks in in skin, lava bubbled. Shaking its horned head the stone warrior continued to beam its toothy grin at the Dark King. Raising its right hand it gestured towards the dark monarch, indicating he should approach.

“This is starting to get a little sad.” The Dark King sighed and cracked his knuckles, “but I guess I shouldn’t expect more from a creature with a literal rock for a brain.” As he took a step forward the toad opened its mouth, roaring aloud. The air grew hard, filled with a stink of brimstone as energy pulsed out from the toad warrior. Marcy watched as like last time the gravity intensified causing the Dark King to stumble slightly. Regaining his footing the Dark King bounced up and down a few times experimentally, “one point eight g. No bad… but is this the best you can do?”

The toad’s mouth curled down, frowning slightly. Puffing its chest out it threw its head back and let out an even greater roar.

The Dark King was driven to one knee as the gravity surged once more. He looked up, still grinning, “Two g…” Rising, he flicked his hand across his shoulder as if brushing off the dust, “Finally. Something worth my time.”

“Oh my god!” Marcy dragged her hands down her face in exasperation, “Stop!”

The toad charged and the Dark King met him. The two warriors locked hands in the center of the ring, grunting with exertion as they threw all their might into the contest. Though he was over a meter shorter than the stone toad the Dark King held firm, sweat glistening off his brow and muscles bulging beneath his amour. Seeing the toad drawing in breath for another roar he seized the initiative. With a twist of his wrists, he redirected the toad’s momentum, sending him crashing to the ground. As the toad roared the Dark King jumped, landing his arm and shoulder on his opponent’s head. As gravity increased once more, he ground down, causing the toad’s face to slam into the area’s surface with violent energy.

Reaching down he gripped one of the horns that protruded from the toad’s head, pulling it up. Lava was leaking from its eyes and mouth, but still it held its grin. The Dark King reflected the grin in his own face, “roar for me again.”

With a wink, the toad opened its mouth and bellowed into his face. With a bellow of his own, the Dark King brought his head crashing down, shattering it against the area floor. With a blinding flash, the toad detonated, obscuring the Dark King from Marcy’s view.

“Cameron!” Marcy dashed forward, the increased gravity was gone, much to her relief. She spied the Dark King’s form through the dust cloud, “Cameron! Are you alright?”

He was crouched over the remains of the toad, a snarl on his lips, “Mocking filth! For all that bravado you die as any that think themselves my equal!”

Marcy coughed as she breathed in bits of stone toad, her ears were still ringing from the explosion and so didn’t catch the Dark King’s words, “Cameron? Did you say something?”

The Dark King turned to see her, surprise and uncertainty crossing his face, “Marcy? I… I thought it told you to stay outside the circle!”

Marcy waved away the dust cloud around her, “Well that explosion looked pretty big, and… dangerous.” She paused and looked down at the shattered remnants of the toad warrior, “What were you saying just now?”

In an instant the Dark King’s demeanor changed, a quick smile flashing across his features, “Oh… uh… just celebrating. You know… proclaiming my victory over a worthy foe.” He paused studying her cautiously, “did you… hear any of it?”

Marcy paused, he was acting strange… or, well, stranger than normal at any rate, “not really… why?”

“Well… I admit the Core’s influence might have introduced some aggressive tendencies into me and… uh…” He trailed off, searching for the right thing to say.

Marcy frowned, a thought clicked in her mind, and she grinned mischievously, “were you swearing again?”

The tension immediately broke as the Dark King burst into laughter, “Okay yeah, you got me. I just don’t want you to turn into a potty mouth like me. Imagine what your parents would say if you came home swearing like a sailor.” He held out his hand, “can I have my sword back?” As Marcy handed over the weapon he smirked, “told you I beat him without it.” She didn’t reply, only rolling her eyes in response.

The ground rumbled and at the center of the room the charging pedestal rose, pink light shining through it. Marcy and the Dark King approached. With a deft motion the Dark King sliced its side open, revealing the transmission device stored within. He nodded to Marcy, “why don’t you handle this part. This temple didn’t give you much to do.”

Marcy let out a small giggle as she plopped down next to the device and began rooting through its mechanical innards, “aw man! Its like building a computer without a guide.”

The Dark King chuckled, “That’s not a problem, is it?”

“Are you kidding?” Marcy turned, her face beaming, “This was so worth sitting through all that jock stuff for a second time!”

The Dark King laughed, “Good. Well take your time, I’m going back to the ship to take a quick shower. Hit the S.O.S. button on your belt if you need anything.” As he turned and walked away from Marcy the Dark King’s smile evaporated. He snarled under his breath for no one else to hear, “That… was too close.”


Sasha Waybright felt sick. Not from illness or food poisoning, her immune system had already been put through the wringer at Toad Tower those first few weeks in Amphibia. Rather, the source of her malaise was the barely sorted pile of parchments that were strewn out across the desk she sat at. Now that the toads, newts and frogs had set aside their differences her workload had increased exponentially as three different armies, with three different opinions of logistics suddenly had to be combined into a cohesive whole. Maps, scouting reports, food and weapon inventories, all requiring her to sign off on as the leader of the Wartwood resistance. When she accepted the position, she knew she’d have to contend with the realities of war, she just never expected those realities to feel so much like homework.

The thirteen-year-old girl mumbled some swear words under her breath as she worked, shaking her hand as it cramped from all the writing. She’d heard the words from Cameron, though having never bothered to look them up, she didn’t know exactly what all of them meant. She remembered Cameron had argued with their mom that they lowered stress when she’d caught him using them. Sasha wasn’t sure if that was true or not, still, it was cathartic to say them aloud.

There was a knock at the door. Sasha bolted upright, the prospect of an excuse to stop working making her positively giddy, “It’s unlocked, come in!”

The door creaked open revealing Anne and Captain Grime standing in the doorway. Sasha’s mood instantly flipped back to anger at the sight of the Resistance’s other leader, “Oh! There you are! What the heck Anne!” She held up a wad of parchments, “What’s up with you ditching this all on me? You knew we had to work through all this junk today!” She paused, seeing the grim looks on her two friends’ faces. A chill ran down her spine, “oh no, what happened?”


“It’s gone?” Sasha stared in disbelief at the newt scout.

“I’m afraid so, sir.” The newt was part of Tritonio’s band, outfitted in the drab hood and green tights that were the staple of the Merry Band. He shuffled his feet, clearly unsettled by the news he was delivering.

Well, he’s in good company, Sasha thought to herself.

The newt grimaced, “the only thing left of Proteus is a charred crater.”

Behind her Sasha heard the rest of the resistance leaders murmuring in shock. Normally they would have held this meeting in the open arena of the Plantar tunnels, but Sasha had wanted to avoid a widespread panic. So instead, they were holed up in Sasha’s chambers away from the rest of the resistance. Grime snarled in frustration, “we didn’t see the castle’s canon fire… Was there any indication of what caused this?”

The newt nodded, “A local said a dozen or so ships showed up a couple of days ago, dropped hundreds of frobots, and then started blasting the site. And based on what we saw…” he swallowed, “…it checks out.”

Sasha gave the newt a false smile of reassurance, “thank you, we’ll take it from here.”

When the newt was gone Sasha turned to the resistance leaders, “Change of plans. I’m calling off the attack on the castle.” There was immediate uproar, but Sasha shouted over it banging on the table with her fist, “Shut it and listen!” Satisfied everyone was paying attention she continued, “It’s clear we’ve underestimated the firepower Andrias can bring to bear.”

Anne stood up beside Sasha, “Sasha’s right, if Andrias can destroy Proteus, a frontal assault against the castle is never going to work.”

“So, what do we do now then Anne?” Hop Pop’s question was followed by murmurs of agreement from the others.

“Uh… well…” Anne looked to Sasha for support.

The blood had drained from Sasha’s face, but still, she spoke with authority, “We need more intelligence on our enemy. Let’s meet again in the morning, I want everyone to come with a proposal for our next course of action. Dismissed.”

Anne stayed behind as the other leaders bundled themselves out of Sasha’s room. As the door closed behind Captain Beatrix she turned to her friend, “Hey Sash, I just wanted to say sorry for leaving all the paperwork to you… See there was a minor tunnel collapse down in the lower levels and I was using my powers to hold the ceiling up while Loggle set a new support beam and…” She trailed off as her eyes fell upon Sasha.

The blonde girl was sitting behind her desk arms, wrapped tightly around herself, staring blankly off into space, eyes wide. Anne took a step over to the desk, “Sash?” as she drew nearer, her ears picked up the sounds of Sasha’s breathing, short and frantic. She was having a panic attack.


Sasha was only vaguely aware of her surroundings. Fear closed in around her as if the very walls of the room were crushing down on her, suffocating her. Proteus, Mother Olm, Parisia, Lysil, and Angwin, all of them were gone. Thoughts, buried over two months ago, resurfaced. Cam, Marcy, where they gone too? Mother Olm's prophecy spoke of three, not four, stars. Not that her prophetic powers had done her much good now. Maybe the whole none of it mattered, to begin with. Maybe Mother Olm had just been a senile old lady trying to give false courage to a bunch of teenagers on a doomed quest to save the world. That had to be it. Marcy was gone. Cam was gone, lost in an empty gesture of heroism. Proteus was gone. Croakwood was gone. Wartwood would be soon to follow.

A voice cut through her spiral of misery, “Sash, you’re having a panic attack. You’ll be alright, just try to focus on breathing.” It took a little while but eventually Sasha’s breathing and heartrate stabilized. Anne had wrapped her in a blanket from her bed and was seated next to her on a chair she’d pulled up. She held out a glass of water to Sasha, “this’ll help… probably.”

Sasha accepted the glass, taking a small sip of it she looked down into the water, “I… I don’t want anyone else to die Anne.” She looked up at her friend searching for some sort of reassurance, some kind of promise that everything would be fine. Instead, all she saw was her own fears reflected in Anne’s eyes. Sasha swallowed hard, “I mean… we’ve done well so far. Between your powers and a little bit of luck we’ve done some serious damage to Andrias’ army and now that all the frogs, newts, and toads are working together we’re stronger than ever.” She trailed off, looking back down into her glass, “but after Croakwood… and now Proteus.”

Anne’s eyes widened, “We lost Croakwood?”

“A ship flew over it a couple of days ago, we haven’t heard from or seen the Croakwood resistance since. They’re gone. We were waiting to hear back from them if they’d join the attack on the castle. I didn’t know them, but they knew Cam…” she paused, “and now he and Marcy are g-”

Anne reached out and grabbed Sasha’s shoulder, “don’t say that! We don’t know what happened to Cameron or Marcy.”

Sasha looked into Anne’s pleading eyes, “I don’t…” She broke down into tears. Anne tried to hold herself together, but the effort proved too much. Tears began rolling down her cheeks. The two girls hugged each other as they cried.

“Promise me…” Still hugging Anne tightly Sasha voice choked up though her tears, “promise me you won’t go anywhere.”

Anne squeezed her friend tight, “I promise, and I promise we’ll get Marcy and your brother back. Safe and sound.”


Marcy wiped grease from her hands onto her cloak, “aaaand that should do it!” With a tug, she pulled the calamity transfer device free. It was quite different from the one at the first temple. While that one had been slender and collapsible, looking like something out of Star Trek, the third temple’s transfer device was rotund. The Wires had been connected to the device by melting their ends rather than having distinct plugs. Overall, the work was direct, uninspired and simplistic, though undeniably effective. Removing the device required a great deal of wire cutting and carefully keeping track of what had a current running through it and what didn’t. Thankfully, the Dark King had provided her with flame-retardant gear, though it did little to help with the occasional electric shock. Marcy smoothed her hair down for the fourth time, “alrighty, time for temple number three, which is of course the second from last time but who really knows which one was built first, second, or third…”

As she lugged the transfer device out of the stone toad’s room a flash of movement seen in the corner of Marcy’s eye caused her to halt. It looked like that old newt lady Anne had disappeared with at the second temple, only this time she was wearing white. Turning Marcy looked around the room, “uh… hello?” When no reply came, she began backing out of the room, “I’ve been in this heat too long…”

Valeriana watched as the girl in dark armour hurried out of the temple. She frowned, her one good eye following Marcy as she approached the ship. Foolish child, for all her great intellect she had been easily duped by that unnatural thing. They’d be coming to see her next. Of course, she was under no obligation to show up. The final transfer device would be impossible for the Core to reach so long as she stayed away, however. She sighed, tightening her grasp on her staff. Her faith was in the prophecy, if she failed to intervene the Core would bend it to its will. Marcy must be warned, no matter the cost.

Chapter 37: Return to the Second Temple

Summary:

Marcy and the Dark King take on the Second Temple

Chapter Text

The cold mountain air stole Marcy’s breath as the fleet ship’s bay door slid open. Without the transitory period that travelling here on Joe Sparrow brought the shift in climate was immediately noticeable. The air was thinner, and crisper, and it stung her nostrils as she breathed. The Dark King stepped out onto the snow, his boots, warmed by the power coursing through them melting it underfoot. The eyes on his helmet dilated, adjusting to the sun reflecting off the perfectly white surroundings, “Not much to look at, is it?”

 

Marcy held a hand out in front of her to block the glare, she shrugged, “this is pretty much all I ever saw. Anne was the only one who actually made it inside the temple.”

 

The Dark King walked up to the lone arch and ran his hand along one of its pillars, “probably some kind of folded space or pocket dimension deal. Fits well with the calamity box’s effects but I don’t understand why this one is so different from the others…”

 

“Well, the second gem is related to heart, right? It’s probably quite difficult to design trials to test that in a structured manner like intellect or strength.”

The Dark King nodded, “I think you’re right.” He turned back to Marcy, “You mentioned there was a guide for this temple?”

“Yeah, this really old newt lady called Valeriana. She was stern and stuff but did give us these neat caterpillar wool coats.” Marcy rubbed her arms, “kinda wish I had one of those now.”

“Are you cold?”

Marcy’s shivered a little bit as a gust of mountain air blew past them, “this armor is great and all, but it’s not really insulated. How are you not freezing?”

The corner of the Dark King’s mouth curled upwards, “Someone didn’t read the instructions.”

Marcy glared at him as she wrapped her cloak about herself, “who reads the instruction manual for clothes?”

He sighed, “left gauntlet. There’s a temperature control panel right behind the spot the grappling launcher pops out.”

“Ooh!” Marcy flipped the panel open, “and it’s in Kelvin!”

The smirk on the Dark King’s features widened, “I thought you’d like that touch.”

She pressed a few buttons then shivered in relief as the heating elements of the suit kicked in, “soooo much better.”

“I told the Core about the heated ski boots my mom wore when she took me and Sash up to Sugar Bowl. Turned out to be an easy addition to the body suits.” He held up his hand to shield his face from a sudden gust of wind, “But enough idle chit chat, how did you find her?”

“Valeriana? Well, walking through the arch we found her tent just up there.” Marcy pointed up the hill and shrugged once more, “Anne said she knew her. Recognized her from some bazar thingy.”

“Bizarre…”

“Yes actually.”

“What?”

“What?”

“…Never mind,” Setting off at a swift lope the Dark King began trudging through the snow in the direction Marcy had indicated, “Lets see if she still here then.”


It didn’t take long for the two to reach the spot where Valeriana’s tent was erected. Catching sight of it through the cloud layer they were walking through Marcy’s eyes lit up with excitement, “There it is! Same as before…” She trailed off as the clouds parted, revealing an element-blasted ruin. Marcy ran forward, inspecting the tattered remnants of the tent, “How is this possible? Sure, it wasn’t in the greatest shape last time, but this stuff looks ancient.” Gingerly she reached down and picked up a small wooden sign that in bygone ages had once read ‘out to lunch’. Wind and snow had long since peeled the paint off and the rope meant to hand the sign had disintegrated.

The Dark King’s eyes scanned over the ruin, “If this stuff is so old, why hasn’t it been buried by the snow?”

“Simple.” Valeriana stepped out of the cloud bank. Gone were her tattered brown robes, replaced with brilliant white cloth hemmed with gold accents. Even the dagger at her hip seemed to shine brighter in the afternoon sunlight, “It refuses to be buried, for it has a purpose yet to serve.”

The Dark King whirled, sword igniting as he drew it in one fluid motion. Marcy turned her head, “See! I told you she’d be here!”

“It’s not possible…” Snarling, the Dark King held his blade out, tip aimed at the elderly newt’s face. The cruel red blade hissed as snowflakes impacted the energy field and around it the air shimmered, scorched by the heat bleeding off the weapon. He took a step forward, placing himself directly between Valeriana and Marcy, “you cannot be that Valeriana. Identify yourself, now!”

“I can, and I am.” A small smile twisted the newt’s face, “does that frighten you, majesty?”

“Cameron, wait! She’s a friend!” Marcy tried to move forward but a black armored hand held her back.

The Dark King didn’t take his eyes off Valeriana. “She’s not what you think she is Marcy.” A low growl escaped the back of his throat as he spoke, “That newt over there, is responsible for all of this…”

Marcy jumped slightly as Valeriana stamped her staff on the ground sending an unnaturally loud boom echoing throughout the mountain range, “Do not speak in riddles and ambiguities Dark King. For once tell the poor child the truth.”

The many eyes of the Dark King narrowed in anger, some trembling while others remained unphased, fixed upon Valeriana, “The truth Marcy…In ancient times, a brilliant newt found the calamity gems. Through great effort, she turned their raw power into a functional device, one of limitless power and possibilities. With that power she achieved the dream of empire.” He paused, “the Newtopian Empire, the calamity box, the conquests of realms, all came from the work of one Queen… Queen Valeriana…”

Marcy stared at the ancient newt, “but… that was thousands of years ago… how can she be alive?”

“The rulers of Newtopia ever sought immortality…” the Dark King’s lips curled and his grip on his sword hilt tightened, “but it would seem she cracked that code long ago…”

“I don’t understand! Why did you help us? Anne said you charged the box for her!”

“Simple… She seeks its power for herself, just like the Core did.”

Valeriana chuckled, “You wear the mask of righteous rage well, even I almost believe it.”

“Cameron…” Marcy’s voice was small, almost drowned out by the snowstorm blowing around them, “what’s she talking about?”

“Ignore her Marcy, she’s trying to get inside your head.”

“Not head, heart. And not her’s…” Valeriana took a step forward, staring into the unblinking mass of orange eyes, “yours…”

The Dark King stepped back, his voice was a mix of rage and horror, “the temple…”

“You’ve been inside this whole time. Ever since you stepped through that arch.” Holding her staff out Valeriana pointed directly at the Dark King, “You sought the challenge of the second temple dark one. Now face it! Face the conflict within your own heart!”

The Dark King’s demeanor shifted, his stance relaxed and her let out a dry chuckled, “I see where this is going. There is nothing within this cave except what I bring with me, right? Do your worst crone, you have nothing to match me.”

“Do not be so sure.” Valeriana flicked her staff, turning it as if it were a key set in a door. The ancient timber glowed as if lit from within by a blue light.


>“Okay… okay… maybe if I try interfacing with the short-term memory I could weasel my way into the optic nerve and then… Yo what the fuckkkkkkkkkkkkk!”


The Dark King’s eyes immediately shifted, “Marcy! The last transfer device, it's the staff!” With a surge of energy, he leapt forward, left hand outstretched, grasping.

Brilliant blue light exploded from the staff. It engulfed Marcy’s vision, burning her eyes as if she’d checked her phone in the middle of the night only a dozen times worse. She fell back, rubbing at her aching eyes and blinking rapidly. Slowly the world returned around her, the mangled ruins of Valeriana’s tent, the dark rock peaking out beneath the snow, the dark green of the fir trees, and three figures. One in white, and two clad in midnight black. Head still swimming Marcy squinted, focusing on the two dark figures. At first, they were standing stalk still, staring at each other. They were nearly identical, same height same build, even the same armour down to the smallest detail.

Or… perhaps not. The dark figure closest to the white one was missing a head. No… a helmet. His messy blonde hair was exposed to the elements, rippling to the side as the storm whipped at him. Marcy’s sense came back to her in a flash, “Cameron!” she struggled to her feet.

One of them shouted, she couldn’t tell which, “Marcy! Stay back!” then they lunged at each other. Valeriana raised he staff again; Marcy closed her eyes instinctively. The flash was visible even behind her closed eye lids. When she opened them again, they were gone, vanished into thin air. Slumping down into the snow Marcy starred over at Valeriana. Anger and fear mixed in her voice, “What did you do!”

“You should thank me.” The female newt’s voice was as cold as the windswept slopes of the mountain range, “I just saved your planet. Now sit, we must talk about destiny.”


Cameron’s mind spun, and for the first time in a while, it was not the full extent of his existence. He blinked, staring off into the starry expanse that made up his new surroundings. He was here, physically here, “Wherever here is…” He looked down at his hands, flexing them, “Oooh that feels weird…” he took in a deep breath, “Did breathing always feel like that?” He cocked his head, “That’s my body you’ve got there, my real body… so what’s this? Probably some kind of calamity-energy-based hologram. Questions for later, if ever.”

“You’re thinking aloud imbecile.”

“Well, you’ll have to forgive me.” Cameron turned to his companion, lips curling and nostrils flaring, “Some fucking dipshit locked me in cyberspace, inside my own head, for two months.” Reaching down he gripped the hilt at his belt. Thumbing the ignition he raised the sword point, it burned a magnificent blue, the same as the hourglass symbol Valeriana had worn around her neck, “Now… I’ve got some shit to work out on you…”

The Dark King raised his own blade in an elegant salute, a cocky smile dancing on his lips, “Don’t make me laugh, we both know how this ends.”

Cameron didn’t answer. Wordlessly he charged, sword hilt held in both hands, tip low to the ground. The Dark King retreated, adopting a causal guard. As he closed the distance Cameron released the grip of his left hand on the hilt. Closing his left eye, he held his arm up and activated the hard light shield built into the gauntlet, removing its limiter. The hologram exploded outward, creating a strobe-like effect. The Dark King's eyes flickered, attempting to adjust to the randomly varying light patterns. It was enough.

Cameron swung his sword up. It impacted the Dark King’s own, hastily thrown up, hard-light shield. It bounced off, clipping one of the helmet’s horns. Cameron didn’t wait for a response, with a flick of his wrist the strobe shield faded, and the grappling spike shot out, landing between the Dark King’s feet. Unable to maneuver easily without tripping over the line the Dark King activated the rocket boosters in his boots sending him flying across the small area handing in the starry sky. Cameron panted, his heat (or whatever was simulating it) racing, retracting the spike he set off in pursuit.

The Dark King landed on the edge of the platform, skidding to a halt inches away from the dizzying drop. His cocky smile had turned into annoyance, “So… you’ve been keeping up with my memories.”

Cameron’s blade crashed into the Dark King’s, blue and red light crackling and turning into a royal purple. Cameron was snarling, his features twisted into a ferocious mask of pure hatred and rage. Up close the telltale signs of his new body’s origin were more apparent. His skin had a faint blue glow to it, as lightning for the clashing blades struck his form it peeled away the skin to reveal a similar scene to the sky above them, a myriad of stars with ribbons of tri-colour streams flowing through it. His teeth gnashed as he spoke, “It’s my body! They’re my memories!”

The Dark King snarled with exertion as he met the young man’s strength, “Not anymore!”

They broke off the clash, dancing back in mirrored unison. As one, both warriors raised their left arms, the grappling spikes collided mid-air. Spinning so their capes obscured their actions from their opponent, both reached into their utility belts. Smoke bombs and flash grenades detonated across the arena, effectively cancelling each other out as the smoke blocked the flash and the detonation of said flash bangs blew pockets in the smoke. They charged, thrust, parry, riposte, disengage. They locked hands, fighting with all their strength to bring their blade down on the opponent’s head. The Dark King shot his head forward, smashing into Cameron’s nose. Blue starlight liquid dripped down his face. Cameron roared and brought his knee straight upward.

Both combatants fell back, nursing their respective injuries. Coughing and blinking rapidly as the world swam around him, Cameron glared at the Dark King, “I would say I hope that hurt… but I know exactly how painful that was…”

The Dark King’s many eyes remained fixed on Cameron, but his face showed clear signs of nausea, “c-childish… moves like that won’t win this for you…”

Cameron wiped liquid away from his mouth, he spat out more starry liquid, “Well get ready for more because I’m going to beat your body snatching ass senseless.”

A grin spread across the Dark King’s lips, “I see…” he stood up, wincing. He chuckled, “Then bring it motherfucker…”

Snorting, Cameron charged. He weaved left, bringing his sword down towards the Dark King’s head with immense force, opening the bastard up for a gut punch that would wind him. That, in addition to the testicular trauma he’d suffered a moment ago, practically guaranteed he’d be impaired.

The blade slid down, falling towards his foe’s exposed face, his face. Nothing. His blade didn’t meet resistance. Panic filled Cameron and he twisted his arm, sending the blow wide. The blue laser sword slammed into the rocky ground, inches away from the Dark King’s feet. He hadn’t even flinched. Stepping back Cameron glared at his opponent, “What the fuck is wrong with you? What are you doing?!”

The Dark King threw back his head and laughed, “I admit that was risky but… you just proved a theory of mine.”

A chill ran down Cameron’s neck, realization.

“I see you’ve caught on too. You may as well give up now, there’s no conceivable way you win this.” The Dark King took a step forward, “We are practically identical you and I, barring one glaring difference. A difference we are both keenly aware of.” Tapping the side of his head he grinned, “Only one of us wants to kill the other…”
Cameron swallowed hard, “I-I’ll do it! I’ve seen what you’ve done. I watched the destruction of Proteus through my own eyes. You don’t think I’d give up my own life to stop a monster like you? You don’t think I’d give up anything to save Sash?”

The Dark King tutted, “Ah yes, Sash, our sister.”

“Don’t you fucking dare…”

“Or what?” The Dark King shrugged, “I know you, Cameron. I’m inside your head, in a more literal way than anyone who’s ever used that term could possibly be. You’re a selfish coward at heart, with a strong self-preservation instinct. Sure, maybe familial love could override that, but I know you don’t know how to lose. No matter what, some small part of you won’t accept this is over.”

Cameron’s knuckles turned white as he squeezed the hilt of his sword ever tighter, “and I know, that you know, there are ways for me to win without killing myself.”

“Ah yes, Marcy’s little project. I believe I estimated its chances of success at less than ten percent after I found out which frequency band she is targeting.” The Dark King shook his head, “Throwing away those three girls' lives on a ten percent chance, all to save your own skin. It’s comical that you and your sister consider never giving up a virtue. Think of all the lives you’d save if you learned when to call it quits.”

“Are you done?”

“No, but you are.”

With a roar they clashed once more but it was quickly apparent that they were each playing by very different rules. The Dark King didn’t even bother parrying Cameron’s blade, instead he relentlessly pushed forward. For his part Cameron fought as ferociously as he dared, but with the pretenses dropped it was he could do to defend himself from the Dark King’s relentless assault.

A dozen cuts covered Cameron’s body, each a narrowly avoided fatal blow. He was on the verge of tears. This wasn’t fair, there was no way for him to win. Worst still he knew he had been drawn out by Valeriana for the expressed purpose of ending his own life to stop the Dark King. It was easy to see why, he wasn’t in the prophecy and his presence only served to bolster the power of the enemy of both their worlds. Things would be a lot more straightforward if he took the Dark King’s life.

But he couldn’t. Maybe it was instinctive self-preservation, maybe it was confidence in the girls to overcome this evil, or maybe it was pure and simple cowardice. More likely it was all three. His feet gave away and tripped up over themselves to avoid a downward slashing blow. Collapsing he scooted backward, he’d been here before, against Andrias. The Dark King batted his sword away, sending it skidding across the arena and over the edge, “this… is over.”

Reaching down the Dark King gripped his face, palm over his mouth, lifting Cameron’s battered form off the ground so their eyes met. The Dark King grinned, “Now… be a good boy and go back to your room.”

Tears of rage danced in Cameron's eyes as he screamed defiantly. His voice was cut off as a burning warmness filled his chest. As the world went dark around him Cameron was vaguely aware of the Dark King dropping his body over the lip of the platform. As his eyes glazed over the last thing he saw was his own features peering down at him, receding from view, a cruel smile plastered on his lips.


>“…”

 

Chapter 38: Crossroads

Summary:

Happy Amphibia 5th anniversary everyone.

Chapter Text

Ancient machinery stirred. A husk, left abandoned for months having been considered obsolete, had been given new purpose. Its joints, stiff from inactivity screamed in protest as the lumbering metal monstrosity prowled through the halls of the Newtopian Palace. Frobot guards fell in behind it, their eyes blazing with orange light, as one they ascended towards the throne room.

The few remaining organic inhabitants of the palace watched the silent mass of steel from the safety of side rooms and alcoves. Those that could not move out of the way fast enough were bulled over and trampled underfoot as the procession didn’t so much as break stride.

Great mechanical claws pried the throne room door open with unnatural dexterity given their size. The room was empty, lit only by the multicolour energy of the box sitting atop a pedestal behind the small dark metal throne. Red, blue, and green lights danced across the walls, giving the impression that a rave was being prepared in the chamber. The husk scurried over to the box, massive orange eyes levelling with it. A smaller claw reached out, touching seven distinct points on the pedestal in rapid succession. There was an audible hiss as the invisible energy field around the box dissipated.

Behind the husk, the frobots began murmuring.

“His majesty is lost…”

“His majesty shall be found…”

“Return to us majesty…”

The key on the box turned. The great orange eyes moved back and forth, following its smaller appendages. It adjusted, it tuned, it manipulated the controls, this was a delicate operation, made all the more difficult by the urgency of the situation.

“For what is a man…”

There was a violent tearing noise. Usually when a portal opened it was a thing of beauty, a bridge of wonder between two worlds. But that place, it was never meant to be traveled to. The portal looked less like a pool of light and more like a wound upon the air, it leaked energy and starlight.

“…what has he got?”

The frobots buzzed like a hive of bees, chanting the words louder and louder. A hand reached out of the portal, grabbing its edge.

“…If not himself. Then he has naught.”


“Why should I trust you?” Marcy wielded a frozen tent pole out in front of her, it had been almost five minutes since the Dark King had vanished along with the Cameron apparition, “bring Cameron back!”

Valeriana’s features were resolute, showing no sign of empathy. Her parrot sat preached on her shoulder, having appeared after the Dark King was no longer a present threat, “I cannot child. To do so would risk everything I’ve worked towards. I understand your grief for your friend but ultimately, his life is best served spent.”

“You don’t get to decide that!” Marcy’s lip trembled; she recalled what the ancient newt had told her. How the Dark King had manipulated her, tricked her into believing Cameron had returned to save her. She hadn’t wanted to believe it, not after everything they’d gone through together, but she knew better. The signs had always been there, she’d been a fool to ignore them. She gritted her teeth, “I don’t care if the Core is still in control of him, I won’t give up on him!”

“You must, for the sake of both our worlds. The Core has turned your friend into a weapon beyond even my worst nightmares. For the sake of the prophecy, he had to be removed.”

“What are you talking about?” Marcy took a step forward gripping her improvised weapon even tighter, “What prophecy?”

The wind whipped around Valeriana as she held up her staff, writing appeared above her in crisp blue light, “Three Stars, burning bright, come from beyond to expel the Night, should they fight or embrace the Fall? Their choice will determine the fate of all. ” As the wind died down Valeriana lowered her staff, “The prophecy is quite clear, Cameron Andrew Waybright has no part to play in saving Amphibia.” Valeriana’s good eye twitched, “He will kill the Dark King, cutting his own life short to save all of ours. He will be remembered across both our worlds as a hero, not a tyrant’s tool.”

Marcy’s blood ran cold, “no… no, no, no!” She ran forward dropping the tent pole, she grabbed hold of Valeriana’s staff, “no, please!”

“I am so sorry child, I truly am, but this is bigger than any one person.” With a tug she pulled her staff free, “It matters not now anyways. It has been long enough; either the Dark King is dead, or Cameron has failed. Either way, I will not let whoever yet lives return to Amphibia.”

Marcy was on all fours, her head hung low, “please…” she looked up. The mountain wind tore the tears from her eyes before they could form streaks down her face, “I can save him, please. Just give me a chance, you can’t do this to him…”

“The electron scrambler right?” Valeriana shook her head sadly, “He knows of its existence, child.”

“It can still work, please, he deserves the chance.”

Valeriana knelt before Marcy, placing her remaining hand on the young girl’s shoulder. Whatever words of wisdom she was about to utter however were cut off as a brilliant kaleidoscope of light illuminated the mountain slopes.

“I feel I should offer you some measure of gratitude Valeriana.” Through the portal stepped the Dark King. His armour was scorched and scarred from his fight with Cameron. The axolotl horns on the right side of his helmet were stumps and his cape was in tatters but still, he cut a menacing dark figure that stood out like a sore thumb against the gentle white snow around him. A sneer curled his lips, “necessity is the mother of invention after all.”

Valeriana shot up, backpedalling away from him, “it’s not possible…”

“Now you’re catching on…” There was a hiss and the Dark King’s laser sword sprung into life, “I am far beyond your meagre understanding of what is, and is not, possible.” Behind him frobots marched through the portal, fanning out into a firing line across from Valeriana. Their eyes blazed orange and they moved in perfect unison. Holding out his hand the Dark King advanced, “Give. Me. The Staff.”

Clutching her staff tight to her chest Valeriana processed what had happened. Somehow the Core was inhabiting multiple bodies simultaneously. Such a thing should not be possible even with platforms on the same planet let alone across dimensions. Yet before her stood the evidence. The box, of course, how could she have been so blind? It folded space and pierced dimensions, bridging a signal over any distance or universe would be an obvious application of its effects. So that was it then, her life’s and after-life’s work, her atonement, all would be for naught. Her eyes drifted over Marcy, she must be crushed, fallen into despair. What Valeriana saw, however, would have made her ghostly heart skip a beat were such a thing possible.

Marcy was slowly rising. Eyes fixated upon the Dark King as he advanced on Valeriana. In her hand, she gripped a small metallic device. There was no fear in her eyes, no despair, no hesitation. Her eyes burned with determination.

The Dark King snarled as he saw a smile dance on Valeriana’s lips, “Don’t tell me you actually think you have a way out of this?” He swept his arm out, gesturing to the world around them, “Go ahead, use what little power you have and send me to whatever far-flung corner of reality you wish. The Calamity box will bring me right back here to end your sorry excuse of an existence, every time. Conjure Cameron again, I’ll rip him to pieces once more.” He cocked his head to the side and grinned, “he was making progress you know? Exercising what little autonomy he could but as soon as you pulled him for your pathetic scheme, I wiped the slate clean. Not to mention he’s a depressed wreck now, really, I should have come to see you sooner…”

Ignoring the Dark King's barbs Valeriana smiled wider, “I am smiling my dear dark monarch, because things are transpiring as they should.” Suddenly, she slammed her staff to the ground. Energy flowed out, engulfing everyone present in a bubble of blue light, or at least almost everyone. Silence fell across the clearing. Snowflakes froze mid-air, setting intricated patterns as they marked the wind currents that flowed around the figures of Valeriana, the Dark King, and his frobot retinue. Valeriana and the Dark King’s eyes were locked, one filled with smug satisfaction while the other burned with unending hatred. The silence was only broken by a few slow footsteps crunching snow underfoot.

Marcy's heart raced as she walked towards the frozen figure of the Dark King. Even in this vulnerable state, there was an undeniable aura of dread that surrounded him. He was posed mid lunge towards Valeriana, outstretched hand inches away from her staff, while his other hand held his blade back and up, a decapitation swing. He twitched, his hand lurching a centimetre closer to the staff. Valeriana’s final gambit was fading.

Marcy gripped the E-9 in her hands, it all of sudden felt quite flimsy, she noticed flaws in it she should have corrected, improvements she could have made.

Focus.

It didn’t matter really; the Dark King had anticipated this plan of hers. Whatever steps he’d taken to protect himself probably left her with a ten percent chance of success at best. Ten percent would have to do. Taking a deep breath Marcy flipped a port on the back of the Dark King’s helmet open. Pulling her hand back she focused her eyes on the small data port located just above the nape of Cameron’s neck. She struck.

Everything happened at once. With a roar that turned into a shriek the Dark King grabbed the staff out of Valeriana’s hands, cleaving his sword across her throat as he did so. The E-9 impacted the data port, lodging itself into it. Sparks and orange lightning crossed across the Dark King, sending Marcy flying back into a nearby snowdrift.


>“Come on! Come on!”


The Dark King clutched his hand eyes flicking in and out as he continued to roar. The Frobots collapsed, orange light fading from their eyes. Throwing his head back the Dark King howled in pain. The eyes blinked out.


>“…”

>“NO!”


The Dark King’s head snapped forward, myriad orange eyes blazing back into existence on the helmet. From their collapsed positions the frobots rose. The Dark King stood still for a moment, panting as smoke trailed off him like a cloak of shadows. Looking down into his hand he tightened his grip on Valeriana’s staff. The Dark King smiled, “Game… set and match it seems.”



Marcy was hauled out of the snowdrift by a gauntleted hand. Opening her eyes she stared into the orange gaze of the Dark King. He snarled, baring his teeth, “I’m disappointed Marcy.”

Squirming she spat onto the helmet, “You really shouldn’t be. Cameron would have seen that coming.”

Tossing her aside the Dark King wiped the saliva off his helmet, “I’ll give you one chance to reconsider. I admit I lied to you about being Cameron, but my offer was genuine. I can give you anything you want. I can make any dream you have a reality; nothing is beyond my power to give.”

She glared up at him from the ground, “All I want is for you to release Sasha’s brother! Release Cameron!”

The gauntleted hand grabbed her by the collar of her armour, “Let’s get one thing straight here.” He dragged her up, dangling the young girl midair, “This is your fault, always has been. You brought everyone here to Amphibia by your own selfishness. You handed the calamity box over to Andrias. Cameron stayed behind to save you and look what that got him.” He snarled into her face, “You’ve doomed your friends, you’ve doomed your entire planet. If you want to save them, to make up for your mistakes, you will submit to me, and maybe… just maybe… I will show them some small measure of mercy.”

Marcy breathed in sharply, heart racing but she held firm. She glared back into the orange eyes, “No, I’ll save them by standing up to you!”

The Dark King’s grip tightened, “You’ve read too many fantasy stories, Marcy.” A low growl escaped his lips, “tropes don’t play out in real life.”

“This isn’t about tropes or role playing.” Marcy gripped the Dark King’s wrist with both hands trying to loosen his grip, “this is about doing what’s right.”

The Dark King released his grip, dropping her to the floor, “If you will not listen to reason…” he turned his back and walked towards the still-open portal, “then I will show you just how futile your resistance is.” He signalled to two frobots, “Seize her and marshal the fleet… We’re going to Wartwood.”

“What. Of. The. Traitor? Majesty?” The frobot’s voice was slow, clearly, the windy mountain weather was not treating them well.

The Dark King looked back over his shoulder to where the fallen form of Valeriana should have been. Nothing remained, the only evidence she had even been there to begin with being a couple shallow footprints, “She’s gone. If she knows what’s good for her, she’ll keep it that way.”

As Marcy was dragged back towards the portal, she caught sight of movement in a nearby tree. Leander took off, flapping his tiny wings furiously, he flew out over the treetops, disappearing from Marcy’s sight. Despite the terror she felt at the Dark King’s words she felt a small bit of relief. Maybe things were going to turn out alright.

Chapter 39: Prelude to Confrontation

Summary:

The pieces move into place for a confrontation.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Andrias shifted uncomfortably, hands fidgeting behind his back, eyes flicking back and forth between the two other occupants of the throne room. He coughed gently, flinching slightly as the great metal behemoth to his right snapped its central eye towards him.

“Is something troubling you, prince?”

“No. No troubles majesty.” Andrias reached a massive hand up and rubbed the back of his neck, “okay maybe some troubles…” he turned his head to the other figure and the back to the Core, “Do you have to stare at me with this thing while you talk to me from…” he gestured haphazardly, “the boy’s body?”

The Dark King looked up from the calamity box, his features bathed in its multicolored light, “You find it unsettling?”

“More so… distracting… royal etiquette training didn’t cover ‘one mind multiple bodies’.”

Turning back to the box the Dark King affixed another diode to it, orange eyes narrowing when nothing happened, “That husk is a mere extension of my will, nothing more than an extra limb.” He reached down and picked up a plasma torch, “my principal intelligence is stored within Cameron’s mind as before, I have simply extended my reach into the network our frobot units use.”

Andrias turned his gaze to the Dark King, “I meant to ask… how is such a thing possible?”

“A happy coincidence, one which I probably wouldn’t have discovered had the need not arisen.” Blue plasma flashed in the poorly lit throne room, Andrias held a hand up, shielding his eyes. The Dark King continued, unphased by the intricacies of his work, “The calamity box allows instantaneous travel of matter and energy across any distance or dimension. When I adapted the helmet for field excursions, I had only considered keeping a single connection between Cameron’s mind and the repository of my digitized soul on the moon. But as I sat trapped in Valeriana’s pocket dimension, I realized that it could be so much more. The power within the calamity box is highly versatile and malleable, it was a relatively simple matter to establish a connection to my old shell and after that…”

Andrias nodded, “what are the limitations?”

“As great as my mental faculties are, even I have limits to my multitasking abilities. For simple tasks, I can manage about twenty different platforms but for any kind of simultaneous complex task effectiveness decreases significantly after I extend beyond two.”

“So, I’m not being taken off invasion preparations then?”

The Dark King shut off the plasma torch and stood, rotating to face the prince, “Is that what you wanted to speak to me about?” he chuckled, “robots taking your job?”

“I live to serve you majesty, I simply want to make sure I remain useful to you.”

“Believe me Andrias…” The Dark King handed the plasma torch off to the Core which resumed work on the box, “If I thought you were useless, you’d know immediately.”

Andrias swallowed. He already felt pretty sidelined, reduced from monarch of the world to a glorified clerk for the frobot army. He watched the smile that danced on the Dark King’s lips, was that meant to reassure him? Or was it meant to toy with him? Was he already useless to the Dark King? He coughed once more, “You told me you were heading to Wartwood tomorrow. Would you like me to accompany you? Boonchuy and I have a score to settle…”

“No.” The Dark King shook his head, “I appreciate your desire for revenge, but the invasion is far behind schedule and I’m about to introduce further setbacks. I need you to keep a hand of things here, else we’ll be hopeless delayed.”

“Further setbacks?” Andrias’ eyes lit up, “We’re delaying the invasion again?”

“Operating frobot units myself was an… enlightening experience. That, coupled with the resistance of that one archaic model the Plantars dug up, has given me a few ideas to address the flaws of our army. I’ll run the newest design past Triple B tonight. I expect the resource drain to be significant given the sophistication of what I’m planning, but if they turn out as I desire the results will be well worth it.” The Dark King held up his hand and an eye stalk from the Core slithered through to air toward it. Landing in his palm the eye dilated and projected an image of a highly modified frobot.

Andrias leaned in close, nodding his head as he noted the Dark King’s additions, “cloak-bot chassis… enhanced motor function… network independence… removed inhibitors…” he paused, “Are you sure such a thing is wise? Free thinking frobots might refuse orders.”

“I shall impress upon them the benefits of loyalty.” The Dark King's eyes locked onto the neural net schematics of the frobot, “the main weakness of our force is not lethality or lack of firepower, it is tactical inflexibility and an absence of lateral thinking. Sash and her resistance fighters have exploited this from day one… It’s a pity we weren’t able to recover that archaic frobot’s memory unit otherwise we might have come to this realization sooner but by enabling these units to learn we will create a deadly and efficient fighting force capable of going toe to toe with any warrior in Amphibia.”

“Then I shall prepare an instructional video for them.” Andrias tapped his chin smiling wistfully, “Marcy told me about these 'Dee eye why' videos on the human internet, I could probably find a combat tutorial pretty quickly…”

“Absolutely not.” The Dark King’s eyes narrowed, “we only just cured your energy drink addiction. I’m not spending another couple weeks weening you off human entertainment videos.” He waved his hand dismissively, “Go send another cloak bot to earth for that book series if you’re bored.” He paused and tapped his own chin, “although now that I mention it… Cameron was waiting for the next installment of Cosmic Frontier to drop last summer…”

Andrias rubbed his hands together, “Oh, we could do a book club!”

“What an appalling idea, I don’t want to read that Cynthia Coven trash.”

“You take that back!”

“It’s contrived and is barely self-consistent!”

“Contrived?! Marcy’s told me about Cosmic Frontier, she said everything is overdramatized and contrived!”

“How dare… it’s supposed to be a bit overdramatic it’s an exploration of the human condition!”

The two descended into argument shouting back and forth as the Core continued to work away at the calamity box pedestal, the three transfer devices sitting nearby, ready for their new purpose in the Dark King’s schemes.


(~one year earlier)

Even close to midnight, the city of LA was as busy as ever. Lines of traffic could be seen crisscrossing the city like a lattice of light woven into the coast. The summer heat was fast approaching but after nightfall, the ocean saw temperatures drop to more reasonable levels.

The girls were at Sasha and Cameron’s mom’s house for a sleepover. It was the preferred location for such events and not only because Sasha was always the one to make the plans. The Waybright sibling’s mom had a definite eye for interior design their dad lacked, so despite being about the same size the house had a lot more polish which Ms. Waybright worked hard to maintain. It was clear to anyone who knew Sasha or Cameron where they got their control freak genes from as soon as they stepped inside the house.

Of course, with such amenities came a strict house, at least in theory. Ms. Waybright had been quick to lay down the law in the early days, but over the years loopholes had been found. After five years of continuous limit-pushing, the rules were at best guidelines the siblings paid lip service to. The art of it was timing.

Tonight, Anne, Sasha, and Marcy were sitting at the kitchen table after dinner as they waited for Ms. Waybright to go to bed so the real party could begin. Sasha and Anne were browsing through their phones, but Marcy had cracked out her laptop and was babbling aloud to them about the game she was playing. Still scrolling, Anne and Sasha would nod or offer the occasional ‘cool’ whenever Marcy paused to take a breath.

“… and so, you basically control an entire kingdom (or in my case queendom) and you have to manage the economy, politics, military, diplomacy, and research. All of which you can totally customize and micromanage to fit one of a hundred play styles. I’m only about a hundred hours into this game so there’s not much to see yet… but! But! At about the two hundred hours mark, you’ll be blown away by my queendom of awesomeness.” Oblivious to her friends’ lack of interest Marcy leaned in close to her screen, “Okay now I just need to figure out why I’m losing all these battles with raiders…”

There was a click as the front door cracked open. Gingerly Cameron poked his head in, sighing a little when he saw the girls were the ones keeping the lights on. Stepping through the doorway he tucked a can of something into his sweater pocket glancing around into the side rooms, “Oh… hey… didn’t know it was a sleepover night. Uh… is mom still up?”

Sasha didn’t look up, “don’t think so. We’re going to wait a couple minutes though just to be safe.”

“Sweet.” Cameron nodded to Marcy and Anne, “Hey guys, how’s it hanging?”

“Oh, not much.” There followed an awkward silence as both Cameron and Anne stared over at Marcy. The black-haired girl was practically folded into her laptop, completely oblivious to her surroundings.

Cameron shrugged and began untying his shoes, “So Anne, your dad tells me you kicked butt at the junior's tournament.”

Anne rubbed her neck, slightly embarrassed, “I don’t know about that…”

Cameron shook his head, hiding a smile, “No, no. He was quite specific.” He held up a hand, framing the words in the air as he spoke them, “kicked. Butt.” Snorting in amusement he dropped his hand, “alright I’ll stop teasing. Seriously though, how’d it go?”

“I mean… I made it to the semi-finals.”

“That’s great!” Cameron took off his last shoe, tossing it haphazardly onto the pile of other shoes by the door, “you made quarters last year right? Awesome work!”

“Bottom of the semis…”

Cameron opened his mouth to respond but was cut off by a groan from Sasha who had thrown he head backward so that her hair dangled down the back of her chair. Flopping her head up she rolled her eyes at Anne, “And this just goes to show why you’d be a total loser without me, Anne. Seriously if you put as much effort into tennis as you did with this self-pity routine, you’d have made finals.”

Cameron pursed his lips, “Well it’s a backhanded compliment, but Sash is kinda right Anne.”

Sasha cocked her head at her older brother, “What is it you and dad say? I’m just…” She held up her hands making quotation marks with her index and middle finger, “keeping it real.”

Cameron rolled his eyes; walking past the kitchen table he went and got a glass from the cupboard. Reaching down into his sweater pocket he pulled out a beer and set it on the counter. Reaching into his other pocket he pulled out another one and slid it into the freezer.

Sasha smirked mischievously, “Hey Cam. Does mom know you have those?”

Glancing over his shoulder Cameron’s initial frown turned into a smirk to mirror Sasha’s, “That depends. Does mom know you’re still up?”

Locking eyes the siblings shared a mischievous snigger before turning back to their own business. Opening the beer on the counter with an audible pop Cameron cursed under his breath as it overflowed slightly, having been shaken up a bit by travelling in his pocket. Sipping at the top of the glass to prevent another overflow Cameron began walking out of the kitchen. “If you need me for anything I’ll be downstairs. Bee’s got a big raid planned tonight though, so unless it’s an actual emergency, don’t expect a speedy response.” As he began to walk out of the kitchen his eyes fell on Marcy’s computer screen, “Oh hey, you did get that game.” When there was once again no reply Cameron reached out and flicked the back of Marcy’s head, “Hey, earth to Marcy.”

Marcy looked up, “Wha- oh! It’s so good, you were so right I love it!”

Cameron chuckled, “I can tell, let me take a look.” He leaned over and watched as Marcy clicked through a few tabs of the game’s interface, “that’s not a bad economy, it looks like you’re having some trouble with your court politics. You should watch some videos on court management for the game, rebels can end your game real quick if you have too many unhappy people in your country. I’ll send you this channel I really like that does deep dives… Wait, go back.”

Marcy returned to the tab she had just clicked away from, “the military screen? Why?”

Cameron’s screwed up like he’d just eaten a lemon, “what is this grossness? Why are your stats so low?”

Marcy cupped her chin in her hands and leaned her elbows on the kitchen table, “I mean sure, but I’ve got almost double the troops of my neighbours.”

Cameron shook his head, “you’re lucky you picked up a strong alliance, otherwise everyone would be invading you right now, your army is trash.”

“Whaaaat? But I’ve got so many troops!”

“Yeah, but they’re so low quality they’ll crumble immediately. Quality always beats quantity, all else being equal.”

Marcy pouted, “but I’ve got so many…”

Cameron sighed, “Here I’ll break it down. You’ve spent about the same amount of gold on your army as your neighbour except he’s got a much smaller but better-equipped and trained army, right? So, say you got into a fight, there’s a thing called combat width. That means only so many units can fight at once. Aaaand you’re in a very mountainous region where the combat width is super tiny… Do you understand what I’m getting at?”

Marcy’s eyes lit up, “right, it doesn’t matter how many units we both have if we can only fight with ten units at a time.”

Cameron shrugged, “Well kinda, you’ll have more reserves, but you take a morale hit when you lose a unit. Your quantity build has abilities that can mitigate it somewhat but you also have to remember that killing units gives a unit experience. A more experienced enemy is a more powerful enemy so if you drip-feed him your entire army, you’re going to end up fighting a force of veteran troops after not too long. Not to mention, you have to spend a lot more on food to feed your army so you’ll never really be able to equip any that gets experience with good gear while your opponent can use the money, he’s saved on a smaller army to equip his soldiers better, so his elites are even less likely to die.” Cameron took a sip from his beer, “a big army is impressive looking and can intimidate someone who doesn’t know what they’re doing, but it doesn’t do you much good if they decide to carve though it.”

Marcy began clicking and typing on her keyboard as she listened to Cameron ramble on, nodding as she made changes to her game. She looked up at Cameron, “alright I’ll give it a shot.”

“Also, use mercenaries. It’s basically a cheat code.”

Marcy didn’t answer, nodding silently she was already fully fixated on her game once more. Sasha shook her head dismissively, “why do you two dorks fill your head with all that useless junk, it’s never going to be helpful.”

Cameron shrugged, “Yeah… combat width in the real world is a bit more abstract.”

Sasha glared at him through lidded eyes, “That’s not what I meant. Are you planning on being a general when you grow up now Cam?”

A bemused snort escaped Cameron and he took a sip from his beer, “You never know, it pays to be prepared Sash. So, when the inevitable time comes that we're put in command of vast armies. Like Anne at tennis, I’ll kick butt, and you’ll be kicking yourself.” Walking backwards out of the kitchen Cameron flashed his sister a smile and made finger guns before disappearing out of sight.

Sasha’s eyes rolled again, “what an idiot.”


(Present day)

“Gah! I’m such an idiot.” Sasha’s face was red with exertion as she pushed the bar upwards. The Wartwood resistance’s gym had been Loggle’s idea initially, but Sasha was the one who made it a reality. The equipment was crude, fashioned out of rock and wood by Loggle himself it would have made any safety inspector lose their lunch. Nevertheless, there had only been a handful of injuries, most of them splinters.

Rising up from a burpee Anne panted and glared over at Sasha, “Hey! I though you said this would help you calm down!”

Gritting her teeth Sasha lifted the bar once more, arms trembling, “No. I said it would help me think clearly!” Grunting with exertion she brought the bar back down towards her, “and all that clarity…” She pushed upwards again, “is just revealing to me…” her arms trembled, moments from failure. There was a flash of blue and Anne standing over her, holding the barbell securely in one hand. Sasha released her grip, arms flopping to the side, “…how out of my depth I am.”

Setting the barbell aside, Anne closed her eyes, extinguishing the blue glow of her calamity powers. Opening them once more she shook her head, “Alright, that’s enough gym for you today. Clearly, this isn’t helping…”

Sitting up Sasha composed herself, accepting a water bottle from Anne, she squirted it into her face, “Actually, I think it did.” She paused taking a long swing from the bottle, “I think I’ve figured out what changed about the frobots. They got a new leader.”

Anne’s eyebrows raised, “you don’t think Andrias just got wise?”

“No, the change was bigger than that.” Grabbing a towel handing off of the wall nearby Sasha began drying the water and sweat off her forehead, “think about it. We were wining, hard. I mean, we were days away from launching our final attack. Then suddenly, boom.” She craned her head back, stretching her neck muscles, “both Croakwood and Proteus, wiped out in one day. Something changed, overnight.”

Anne blinked, “I was skeptical before, but damn Sash, you sound like Marcy.”

Sasha blushed slightly, “Well I don’t know about that…”

Anne held up her hands, “I’m throwing you off, keep going.”

“Right… so I thought, it’s like whenever Cam would pop his head in and give advice to one of us while we were playing a game.”

“Like that time he told us how to beat that skeleton boss monster in that Creatures and Caverns game Marcy set up for us!” Anne grinned, “She was sooo mad…”

Sasha nodded, “Or… like that time he told Marcy to focus on quality versus quantity in that empire-building video game she was obsessed with for a couple of months.”

Anne saw the serious look that passed over Sasha’s face, “you don’t think...”

“No of course not. Cam wouldn’t do this, but I think this is the kind of advice he’d give Andrias. We didn’t find out about the force moving against Proteus until long after, we still don’t know what hit Croakwood. The only massed frobot movements our scouts have picked up are at staging ground around the castle, most likely as a staging ground for their invasion of Earth… wherever they’re hitting us with are small, elite forces, skilled enough to tear through a place as fortified as Proteus.” She paused, “I don’t know if it’s Cam being forced to advise Andrias or if Andrias has found someone as smart as Cam to run his operation but there’s definitely a new brain behind the frobots strategy.”

Anne placed a hand on her friend’s shoulder, “If you’re right… that probably means they’re keeping Cameron and Marcy alive to interrogate. Maybe Andrias is holding Marcy over Cameron’s head to get his help.”

“I don’t know if I hope you’re right or wrong Anne…” Sasha looked down at the ground, “but regardless I just had another thought.”

“What’s that?”

“If they can find Proteus… they can find us…”

Notes:

Really wanted to give my girl Anne the dub at the tennis tournament but I was re-watching episodes and couldn't find a trophy or medal anywhere whenever they show her room or the Boonchuy house. Hopefully she won some in highschool after "The Hardest Thing".

Chapter 40: First Contact

Summary:

The Dark King and Marcy travel to Wartwood.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Wind currents, thrown up by the exhaust of a hundred massive engines, tore at the Dark King’s cloak billowing it out behind him like black wings. The throne room balcony had become a personal favourite of his. It offered an unparalleled view of his core territory, spanning out from Newtopia into the neighbouring townships. The enhanced vision of his helmet allowed a far higher resolution than organic eyes could manage, enabling him to pick out the meandering paths of Newtopian citizens as they went about their lives in the great city far below. Most of all though, he came here to see the muster fields. With the invasion preparations in their final stages, delayed as they may be, a truly impressive amount of force was assembled before him.

The frobot army numbered in the millions their tight formations appeared to the eyes of others from this vantage point as metallic slabs laid out in a checkerboard pattern across the once lush landscape. Though production had been shifted to his newest projects a steady stream of fresh units could be seen emerging from the numerous factory districts. Joining together like tributaries of a water basin they flowed into new pieces of the checkboard, ready for assignment by Prince Andrias.

In the air above them, the fleet gathered, over a hundred ships undergoing their shakedown cruise as mechanical faults were detected and addressed by their frobot crew. In the lee of Newtopia itself the Dark King’s eyes skimmed the work camps, the remnants of the toad army, put to work assembling the next additions to the armada under the watchful eye of loyal Newtopian guards and frobots.

His fingers tapped rhythmically against the parapet. Discontent was brewing in the city over the rapid industrialization and rumours of atrocities committed by frobot forces. So far order had been maintained by coasting on the reputation Andrias had cultivated during his tenure as monarch, but it was evident that goodwill was running its course. He smirked. The timing worked out well, the destruction of Wartwood this afternoon would be the perfect framing device to announce his presence to both the resistance and the city. It was the Wartwood resistance after all, so the destruction of the symbolic heart of the rebellion would send a clear message. To the resistance, it would solidify the trend he’d stared at Porteus, to the city it would mark his new regime as one of decisive action.

He’d neglected politics so far, not even announcing the change of leader to the public, and for good reason. The calamity box and the prophecy were of far greater importance, and Andrias had an undeniable popularity among the common newts, toads, and frogs. The smirk broke into a slight chuckle. With the prophecy understood and the power of the calamity soon to be his in ways he could have only dreamed of, why shouldn’t he pull the strings of his puppet subjects? He deserved the entertainment.

The ground-shaking footsteps of the crown prince announced his presence long before he spoke, “Majesty.”

The Dark King didn’t speak, or turn his head in acknowledgement, merely raising his hand and beckoning Andrias with a casual gesture. Andrias squinted as a jet of hot air form a passing ship blasted the balcony, “The Wartwood strike force is prepared.”

“Well done prince.” The Dark King continued watching the formations.

Awkwardly, Andrias raised up his fist and coughed into it, “uh… are you expecting the resistance to be in Wartwood? I mean we have lost units in the area, but our scouts never reported signs of activity.”

“No. If we happen upon the resistance, it will be a happy coincidence. Sash has been extremely pragmatic in her approach to this conflict so far, I would not expect her to hold on to Wartwood unless it held some tactical significance. That we detect Anne’s calamity signature in that region could also be misleading.”

“I forgot to ask.” Andris scratched his beard, “did we find out for certain if Valeriana was the one disrupting the signal?”

“No. But she remains the most likely cause. She did create the calamity box after all, I doubt even after my own research is concluded I’ll be able to wield its power as effectively as she could.” The Dark King’s grip tightened, cracking the stone parapet, “The point is, we cannot trust that signal. If the resistance is indeed in Wartwood I shall set my plans into motion, otherwise crushing Marcy’s spirit will suffice.”

“Speaking of,” Andrias clasped his hands behind his back, “Marcy and your… king’s guard are awaiting you in the hangar.” A small grunt of annoyance, barely audible or noticeable to any but the keenest ears escaped the prince as the word ‘king’ rolled off his tongue.

“It bothers you, doesn’t it?”

Andrias' posture straightened immediately, “Forgive me, I intended no offence.”

The Dark King finally turned. Andrias couldn’t tell if the twist at the corner of his mouth was supposed to be reassuring or cruel amusement at the situation the former king found himself in. The Dark King gave Andrias’ arm a firm pat, “You’ll get your royal trappings back prince. I just want you ti earn them properly, as is tradition. Once earth falls to our might you will have redeemed yourself beyond a shadow of a doubt. Our newest vassal planet will require a king, I can think of no one better than the newt who brought it to its knees.”

“We’re not exterminating the human civilization?” Andrias’ eyebrows raised, “Won’t that slow down resource extraction?”

“Not in any way that matters. Besides, there is a new resource I’m after.” He flexed his hand before balling it into a fist, “human biology is uniquely powerful and adaptable. If Cameron and Marcy are anything to go by the humans have a vast wealth of brainpower. Selective breeding programs could produce an unparalleled host within a few short generations. That alone is worth keeping those hairless apes alive.”

“Very…” Andrias' face remained emotionless but within his chest a deep sense of revulsion twisted, “forward thinking of you sire…”

“I’m glad you agree…” Turning sharply the Dark King strode inside, “Keep up the good work Andrias, and you’ll be king again in no time.”

Andrias remained motionless as the dark figure of his master disappeared into the castle. He looked out over the once-verdant fields of his home. By all estimates, he held more power than he ever had in his millennial-long rule of the kingdom. In no uncertain terms, he was the commander of the most powerful army in history, the might to conquer planets was his to wield, and yet…

Why do I feel so powerless?


“I got you something.”

Marcy did little to hide her revulsion as she lifted her head to meet the Dark King’s gaze. She was sitting on one of the benches that ran down the sides of the ship’s transport bay. The metal deck beneath her feet shook ever so often as the ship was buffeted by the air currents of amphibia’s skies causing her to grip the edge of her seat for stability. The other occupants of the ship, however, were unperturbed by the turbulence. Cloak-bots, massive and lanky versions of the standard frobot platform crouched in storage mode filled the deck. They remained perfectly still, formed into neat rows that allowed movement about the deck, eyes fixed dead ahead, insensible to Marcy’s presence, the same could not be said for the Dark King.

She stared into the pulsating orange eyes. Her perception of them had changed dramatically since she’d been first exposed to them over two months ago. At first, they’d been nightmarish, the eyes of a monstrous creature of the dark, bent on consuming her life and the lives of those around her. For a time, they’d been a fixture of fascination for her, she’d have sworn she’d been able to make out Cameron’s gaze bleeding through but now… She’d seen them for what they’d always been, cold and dead. A facsimile of life perched upon the frame of her friend, of Sasha’s brother. Her lip curled in disgust, “I thought I made it clear…” her eyes hardened, “I don’t want anything from you.”

The orange light of the eyes illuminated the lower features of the Dark King’s face, Cameron’s exposed face. His lips puckered in amusement, “adorable, but play nice.”

“Or what?” Marcy shrugged, “you’re not going to hurt me, I heard the prophecy too.”

“Clever… but not clever enough. You’re not the only one under my thumb.” The Dark King leaned forward, bringing himself to Marcy’s eye level, “Who do you think should pay for your insolence? Lady Olivia perhaps?” Seeing Marcy’s gaze fall to the floor he grunted derisively, “That’s what I thought.” Reaching behind his back the Dark King produced a medium-sized object made of dark metal, “the wilds beyond the castle hold many dangers, I would be remiss to leave you unarmed.”

It was a crossbow, clearly inspired by the Newtopian guard weapon Marcy had wielded as chief ranger. The limbs were made of the same metal that both Marcy and the Dark King’s armour were constructed from, highly resilient and durable. Strangely it lacked a bowstring or hand grip. Frowning, Marcy looked up at the Dark King, “If this is supposed to be some kind of joke I’m missing the punch line.”

“It fits on your gauntlet, same as the last one just a little more… high tech.” the Dark King nodded, “go ahead. Put it on and try pulling back the ‘bowstring’.”

With a sigh, Marcy slid the weapon onto her right gauntlet. There was a click and then a hum and it held fast. Reaching down she placed her index finger at the end of the flight groove and ran it along the cold metallic surface, pulling an imaginary string along with it. As she reached the end of the groove there was a flash of light. Marcy yelped in surprise, pulling her head back from her arm. Gingerly she opened her eyes and looked down in awe. An energy projection of an arrow had formed on the weapon. It was a pale yellow, the same as the energy swords Andrias, and formerly Cameron, wielded. Holding her hand close she felt no heat emanating from the projection. Touching it revealed the object had a glassy texture, with a slight prickle of static electricity that danced on her fingers as they made contact.

“Hardlight technology.” The Dark King was watching her progress, arms crossed, “the power pack will last you about one thousand shots or ten hours of continuous use. The entire projectile is customizable on the control panel on your left gauntlet. Anything from a grappling hook to a net.” He reached out and gingerly touched the tip, drawing a drop of blood, “of course, the default setting is nanometer edge point tip.”

Marcy dumbly studied the crossbow, silently processing this development. Finally, she looked up at the Dark King, “Why are you giving me a weapon?”

“Didn’t I tell you the wilds-”

“No. Stop. If that were true you’d have given me a weapon when we went to the temples.” She stood up forcing the Dark King to take a step back to give her room to do so. Raising her right arm, she pointed the tip of the still-armed crossbow at his chest, “why would you do something so stupid?”

A smile crept across the Dark King’s features. To Marcy’s horror, he stood a step forward, into the energy bolt, burying it an inch deep into his breastplate. The smile grew larger, “because I… have nothing to fear from you.” Marcy pulled her arm back but the Dark King grabbed it with lightning speed holding it close, “You’re not a killer Marcy. You don’t have it in you…” he began lifting her arm, aiming the weapon higher, “but imagine if you did. Imagine all the lives you’d save right now.” The energy bolt stopped, pointing directly into the Dark King’s face, “You could end this right now Marcy, pull the trigger.” He laughed seeing the panic in her eyes, “You can stop it. You can save Wartwood right now, all it will cost you is one life…”

With a hiss, the energy bolt dissipated. With a grunt of satisfaction, the Dark King released his grip letting Marcy fall to the deck. He sneered, “Don’t feel too bad, Cameron didn’t have the strength to do it either.” He cocked his head to the side, “though, you’re in far better shape than he was after his attempt.” A cruel snicker escaped his lips, “gave him the classic Andrias treatment.” Holding his hands up he jabbed his right index finger through his left hand in a puncturing motion. Kneeling down he placed a hand under Marcy’s chin, “Do you understand yet Marcy? My victory is inevitable, the prophecy bends to my will, all because you do not have the will to do what it takes to stop me. Your electron scrambler ploy failed, you know there’s only one way to stop me… and you just let the best chance you’ll ever get slip through your fingers…”

Swallowing hard Marcy tried to keep up her brave face, “I will save Cameron.”

The Dark King rose, throwing back his head with laughter, “Were such a thing possible (which it isn’t) I’d scare say there’s anything left to save.” He tapped his head, “The poor boy’s gone a bit dormant since our encounter.”

Marcy was about to respond but a sudden gust of air and the roar of engines sounding through the bay cut her off. Daylight poured onto the deck at the doors slip open revealing a beautiful green landscape rushing past the ship. The Dark King’s eyes dilated, compensating for the sudden increase in light. Walking over to the edge of the deck he clasped his hands behind his back, “ah… it seems we’ve arrived.”

Marcy rose slowly, walking over to the edge of the deck beside the Dark King she could feel her heart sink as a familiar sight hove into view. Wartwood.


Sasha sprinted through the tunnels of the resistance base. Most of the resistance had been evacuated long ago but a skeleton crew remained to wipe out any traces the enemy could use to track them to their new base. The decision to move camp had only been made yesterday, with copious protests from the other resistance leaders. None of them were protesting now. As she ran she fastened her belt and scabbards around her waist, “How many ships did Sprig see?”

Anne followed close behind her, also affixing her own scabbard, “At least a dozen, all heading straight for Wartwood.”

As the two girls ran out into the main hall of the base Sasha spied Grime though the small crowd of resistance warriors. Weaving though the crowd she gave a quick salute, “what’s the status of the evacuation Grime?”

The former toad captain grimaced, “There are some stragglers, but given how short notice all of this was I’d say we’re doing very well.”

Sasha looked around at the bustling resistance members, “alright, keep up the good work Grime. Anne and I are going above ground to keep watch with the Plantars.”

Grime nodded, “be careful lieutenant.”

Anne put her hand on Sasha’s shoulder, “Don’t worry we will be.”


Above ground Sprig watched as the black ships fanned out above Wartwood. The young frog had been exposed to plenty of frobots over the last few weeks he’d been back in Amphibia, but these ships gave him pause. The usual pompousness of the frobot army was missing from their design, they were angular and angry looking, more akin to something herons would design rather than amphibian. The sound of a breaking twig caused him to spin around, slingshot raised. A voice called out to him in a whispered tone.

“Sprig, it’s us!”

Lowering his slingshot at the familiar voice Sprig called back, “Hop Pop! Are Anne and Sasha with you?”

Anne scrambled out from underneath the brush with Hop Pop, Polly, and Sasha close behind. She crawled over beside Sprig, “Yep. What’s the news?”

Sprig shrugged, “They’re just kinda hanging out, maybe they’re waiting for something to move?”

Sasha suddenly grabbed both of them and pulled them into a bush as a dark shape flew overhead above the tree line. Together they watched silently as two other groups of ships arrived above Wartwood. Sasha began counting them and cursed, prompting Hop Pop to cover Polly’s ears, “that’s about thirty now. It’s a miracle they didn’t spot us or the base.”

Sprig shielded the sun from his eyes as he watched the ships, “they’re taking up some kind of formation. What are they-” He was cut short as a series of explosions rippled across Wartwood. The five of them dropped flat. Even with the town far out of sight debris out be seen flying through the air, the detonations throwing up plumes of smoke and the shattered remnants of buildings. Sasha let out another curse.

The bombardment continued, rhythmically shaking the very ground the onlooker stood on as the ships went about their systematic obliteration of the town with ruthless efficiency. Turning her gaze away from the spectacle of destruction Anne spotted three ships break off from the fleet, their trajectory putting them on a direct course to the Plantar household, “look!”

Hop Pop made to rise but Sasha grabbed his collar and kept him down. The elderly frog was red in the face with indignant rage, “Those no-good rust bucket barbarians, how dare they destroy my home!”

Sasha held onto Hop Pop, grunting with exertion as he squirmed, “What do you care?! Chuck rebuilds that thing every other week!”

“It’s about the principle!”

With help from Anne, Sasha managed to pull Hop Pop back down. Peering up she watched the ships draw closer, with a start she realized they were flying in low, “they’re coming in to land!”

Hop Pop stopped struggling, “what?” They all fell silent as the ships approached the Plantar house, flying low and dropping speed.

Anne shook he head, “They’re looking for trails.”

Sprig chuckled, “Well tough luck screw brains, that’s a dead end!”

Sasha nodded, “Grime and I cleaned the place out of anything useful when we moved the resistance to the tunnels.” Catching the evil eye Hop Pop was giving her Sasha glared back, “We didn’t break anything! All we took were the notes about the tunnels and some food.”

Anne glanced over at the two of them, “can we do this later? They’re landing!” Sure enough, one of the ships was touching down on the road in front of the house, thrusters charring the grass and vegetation. Above it, the other two ships opened their bays and a series of frobots in midnight black paint flew out and took up sentry positions around the house. They were of the same model as the invisible one that had hunted Anne back on Earth. Anne drew her sword, “This is a special escort, whoever’s in that ship has got to be the new commander. Let’s get in there and knock their block off!”

Sasha grabbed Anne’s arm, “hold up Boonchuy. There’s a whole armada out there, you might be able to take them, but the rest of us are just going to get caught up in the bombardment.” Softly, she pulled Anne back down into hiding beside her, “let’s just keep watching for now.”

As if on cue, the boarding ramp of the ship opened and more dark-frobots marched out, lining the walkway to the Plantar house like a guard of honour. Everyone turned their eyes to the walkway as two final figures exited the ship. Both were clad in the same black metal as the frobots and wore flowing black and red cloaks but were distinctly humanoid in shape. Anne peered through the undergrowth that blocked her view. There was something familiar about the two figures, but she couldn’t quite pin down what.

She turned to Sasha, “Hey Sasha I can’t see too well from here, what about you-” She trailed off when she turned to see Sasha standing bolt upright. With a flash of blue light, Anne was across from her. She tackled Sasha, bringing both girls crashing to the ground. As swiftly as it had appeared the blue glow faded. Anne never thought she’d be grateful for the sound of explosions, but in this case, it would cover up any noise they made. He wiped her brow, “Woah, I don’t think I’ve ever transformed that fast…” she trailed off.

Sasha’s face was pale, and her eyes were wide and unblinking. She could hear Anne’s voice dully over the rumble of explosions, but it sounded miles away.

It’s Cam. Cam is the new commander, and he has Marcy with him.

A million thoughts whirled through her mind. This had to be some kind of trick. Had Andrias somehow convinced Cam to join him? No, it was impossible. He would never turn on them. Right? He was her big brother; he couldn’t turn on her... And what about Marcy? Last time she’d seen Marcy she’d been…

Sasha was suddenly brought back to reality as Anne shook her violently.

“Sash! Snap out of it!”

“C-Cam. Cam’s over there. Marcy too.”

Prisoners. That was the only explanation that made sense…”

Anne froze then let go of Sasha and peaked over the bush to get a better view. In an instant turned back and huddled down, clutching her knees to her chest. The two girls locked eyes, panic and confusion communicated in an instant.

Polly, who had been hiding further back with Frobo hopped excitedly, “Alright then let’s bust some frobot butt and save them! I bet we can do it before those other ships even notice!”

Hop Pop held out his hands, “hold on Polly, I think this might be a little more complicated than all that.”

Sasha bit her lip, “it’s got to be a trick, Cam and Marcy wouldn’t be helping them.”

Anne’s face tightened into a scowl, “Yeah! They’re prisoners, got to be!”

Sasha nodded, confidence returning slightly, “so let’s break them out. We still can’t risk drawing the fleet’s attention… Anyone got any ideas?”

Sprig held up his hand, “did you guys have any secret codes or sounds that only you guys knew? Like how me and Ivy have our baby heron calls.” Puffing his chest out Sprig let out a loud squawk, “Like that see? I can do it again if you didn’t get it.”

Polly shoved a wad of grass in his mouth as he opened it again, “be quiet dork!”

Anne looked at Sasha, “Codes were always Marcy’s thing, and we have handshakes, but I don’t think that would help here… did you and Cameron do anything like that?”

Sasha though for a moment, “not really… but I do have an idea. We both got into birds watching one summer and I was pretty good at mimicking some of their calls.”

Anne’s face lit up, “oh yeah, I remember that.” She chuckled, “I’m pretty sure your dad was about to throttle you when you kept doing them around the house.”

Sasha chuckled too, “yeah that was the year he finally bought noise cancelling headphones. Anyway, I bet if I do one Cam would recognize it’s me. After that I’m sure he and Marcy can figure out a way to send a message to us. So, we’ll wait for them to come up with a plan.”

Anne nodded enthusiastically, “great! Let’s do it.”

Sasha looked back over at the Plantar house, Cameron and Marcy had gone inside along with several frobots, “First, we’ll have to get closer.”


The Dark King wiped a layer of dust off of the kitchen table, “Well it was worth the check. Hop Pop wouldn’t let the place get like this if he could help it, they aren’t hiding out in Wartwood.” He strode back to the living room where Marcy was waiting, “I don’t suppose anyone mentioned a secret hideout to you while you stayed here?”

Marcy remained silent; her eyes cast down to the floor.

“You’re clever to remain silent.” The Dark King raised her chin so their eyes met, “you could give me a made-up spot, but I’d ask for a rationale behind it.” He smirked, “…and if you gave a good one you run the risk of being right.” He let her chin fall back down, “It doesn’t matter, I have means of drawing them out.” He turned to the frobots, “Start a fire but start it small, give it plenty of time to burn. I doubt even the Plantars would be stupid enough to break cover to save their home, but there’s no harm trying.”

Suddenly a sharp sound caused the Dark King to freeze, “belay that order!” He stood stock still, listening intently as the bombardment continued in the background. His patience was rewarded as another bird call sounded out, barely audible against the backdrop of detonations. He grinned and turned to a frobot by Marcy, “Gag her.”

Marcy looked up in shock. She opened her mouth to protest but then a cloth gag was violently tied over her mouth and a rope bound her arms to her sides. The Dark King shrugged apologetically, “Sorry Marcy, but I can’t have you mouthing off at the moment.” He coughed slightly, as if clearing his throat, then shouted aloud, “Hey! Leave Marcy alone! Please! I’ll show you exactly where the resistance is hiding, there’s a secret hideout just south of here! I’ll take you there!” His voice lacked the usual Core echoes or robotic inflections, he sounded like Cameron.

Marcy’s eyes widened as she realized what was happening. Somehow Sasha and Anne were close by, and now, they were being led into a trap. She struggled against her bindings, desperately trying to shout aloud but the gag held firm.

Another bird call ran out. The Dark King grinned maliciously at Marcy, “hook, line, and sinker.” He turned to the assembled frobots, “escort us to sector fifty-four, make a good show of knocking us about.”

Holding out his hand he gestured to another frobot, “Collar, quickly.”

As a mind shackle collar was handed to him the Dark King eyes turned to Marcy, an evil grin on his lips, “can’t have you spoiling the surprise. Don’t worry I’ll take this off once the damage is done. Now hold her still.”

Marcy’s eyes were wide with terror as the Dark King advanced, collar open. She redoubled her efforts, struggling against her captors but to no avail. With a click of the metal clasp, she went limp. As she fell to the ground the Dark King stroked his facial hair contemplatively, trying to match Cameron’s natural demeanour. Seeing Marcy rising from the floor, eyes glowing purple with the telltale signs of the mind shackle collar he grinned, “Pull the hood up, and keep quiet. Alright everyone, let’s go.”

As the frobots marched them out of the house The Dark King scanned the wilderness, many eyes darting back and forth between pockets of foliage. Catching the flash of blonde hair out of the corner of his many eyes, he hid a grin. As expected, Sasha’s guilt made her far too predictable.

He couldn’t help himself; a small giggle escaped his lips.

This was going to be fun.

Notes:

Man, writing happy Dark King is so much fun.

Chapter 41: Game Set…

Summary:

Everyone's back together once again.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Sasha ducked her head down, “I think they got the message; I heard Cameron say he was taking them to a ‘hideout’ south of here.” She held her hands up making quotation marks in the air.

Sprig scratched his head, “but the tunnels start beneath the basement.”

Anne rapped her knuckles on Sprig’s head, “And did you want Cameron to lead them there?”

Sprig rubbed the top of his head, “Right… but why south?”

Before Anne or Sasha could reply Hop Pop brought his closed fist down on his open palm making a dull thump as his eyes lit up in realization, “of course, the ravine!”

Sasha nodded, “a perfect ambush spot, Cameron knows what he’s doing.”

Polly cracked her knuckles, “then what are we waiting for? Let’s kick some frobot butt!” She paused at the sound of a sad whirr beneath her feet, “Sorry Frobo; let’s kick some evil frobot butt!”


“So, which one do you think they’ll take out first?” Marcy didn’t respond, her motionless form and bowed head beneath the hood of her cloak made her seem more like a scarecrow than a flesh and blood person. The cloak hid her features well, there was only the faintest glow of purple visible to betray the presence of the mind-shackle collar around her neck. From his sitting position on a log beside her, the Dark King sighed, “My money’s on the one underneath the tree there.” He gestured up the slopes of the ravine to where a cloak-bot was standing guard, “the undergrowth gives good cover to stow the body and the tree introduces a blind spot in the sentry’s field of vision.”

He glanced at Marcy, still standing stock-still beside him. The Dark King sighed in mock frustration, “Would it kill you to engage in some light banter?” he smirked and put a finger to his lips, “Oh silly me, I suppose it would. Those collars are quite twisted little machines, aren’t they? The more you struggle the more they tighten their grip on your mind. Even a meagre utterance without its permission would give you an aneurysm.”

He studied her face, watching the minute twitches in it beneath the hood. A single crystal tear rolled down Marcy’s cheek. A wicked grin spread across the Dark King’s features, “wow, that must have been painful.” He turned back to watching the frobots, waving his hand dismissively, “Oh get over yourself, all things considered, you’re quite fortunate. Olivia and Yunan have been shackled for months.” His eyes dilated as he spotted a flash of blonde hair through a minuscule hole in the undergrowth, “besides… should events proceed according to my designs you’ll be freed of that thing rather soon.”

“Yes… freed.” The Dark King smiled as he heard the slight twitches Marcy was making cease, “Don’t worry your pretty little head, I’m not being facetious. I’m going to let them rescue you.” He paused as if listening for her response before continuing, “Why? Because you’re not a threat to me, Marcy. Because as my future host, I want you out in the world stretching those mental muscles of yours.” He chuckled, “Cameron knew you pretty well after all. So, I know your every move before you make it. Fear makes you predictable, and you are too smart to not be afraid of me…”

The Dark King glanced up once more at the sentries, “Now, we know at least Sash’s up there. I wonder if the whole gang’s up there too… If it’s just Sash and Anne they’ll take out the one under the tree and the one to the left of it. Anne could blitz it with her calamity powers without raising too much of an alarm. If the Plantars are with them I think they’ll team up to take down the sentry on the south side, Sprig stuns it with a shot from his slingshot, then Polly and Hop Pop drag it into the underbrush nearby to finish it off. And, If Grime is with them, he’ll rush down the last one and crush its skull with his hammer, no fuss no muss.”

The Dark King sat in silence then, eyes fixed on the tree line. The quiet that filled the ravine was undercut by the dull rumble of explosion echoing through the woods, a grim reminder of the destruction being wrought upon Wartwood. He did not have to wait long.

A flash of silver and pink decapitated the cloak-bot beneath the tree its body neatly collapsing into the undergrowth. SSwivellinghis head left the Dark King watched as another unit vanished from view in a flash of blue light. He nodded and glanced over his right shoulder. Sure enough, the cloak-bot staggered suddenly before vanishing into the bush to the sound of something striking metal in rapid succession. He didn’t turn his head to the final sentry, instead listening intently. Nothing.

“No Grime then… pity.”

The final cloak-bot retreated down into the ravine, back peddling towards the Dark King and Marcy as its eyes scanned for assailants. The Dark King’s features shifted, losing the cruel glint in favour of a determined scowl. With explosive ferocity, his gauntleted fist shot out. Entering the rear of the cloak-bot’s cranium it carried on through, emerging from the frobot’s face covered in black oil and tangled with sparking wires. Withdrawing his fist, he called up to the woods, as before the underlying voices of the Core were absent, “Don’t worry, I got him! Thanks for the assist guys!”

Reaching down to his belt and turning to Marcy the Dark King’s features instantly shifted back to cruel amusement. Pulling out a small cylinder with coral-like designs embellishing it he handed it to Marcy, “now, before I cut you lose…” Closing her fingers around the laser dagger’s hilt he grinned, “why don’t you be a good girl, and do as much damage as possible?”


“Cam!” Sasha slid down the side of the ravine, Anne and the Plantars following close behind. Reaching the bottom, she brought her momentum under control with a few short shuffling steps, bringing her to a halt. There he was, after over two months she had found her big brother, safe and sound.

He threw his hands out wide for a hug, “Sash!”

Behind her, Sasha overheard Polly whisper to Sprig, “What’s up with the evil do-up?” She couldn’t really argue with the tadpole’s assessment. Cameron was clad in form-fitting black armour made up of a series of flexible metal plates laid over some kind of high-tech body suit. She could make out servos between his joints and could hear their soft purr as he moved. Across his shoulders was fastened a long flowing cloak. The exterior was again pitch black like his armour, but its interior was a visceral crimson. This was not what unsettled her, however. On Cameron’s head and indeed covering all but his lower face was a helmet. Made from the same materiel as his armour it was adorned with three pairs of horns that seemed to bear resemblance to axolotl gills. These circled the sides of the helmet, giving Cameron a distinctly demonic appearance, which was compounded by the complex of glowing orange eyes that stared back at her unblinking.

Anne stepped up beside Sasha, “Marcy! You’re alright!”

Sasha shifted her gaze; she’d been so distracted by Cameron’s appearance that’d she’d completely forgotten about Marcy. Marcy’s wardrobe change was not nearly as extensive, but no less sinister. Like Cameron she wore the form fitting black armour and cloak, but she’d pulled her hood up over her head, obscuring her features beneath the shadow cast by the dark fabric.

Gingerly Sasha took a step forward. This was her brother, even if she couldn’t see his eyes, she knew without a shadow of a doubt it was him. His posture, his voice, his smile, even the short bristly beard he’d grown over the course of their adventures in amphibia. It had grown even longer, having properly filled out into a bushy mane of blonde hair. It was Cameron, and he’d always been there for her. All she wanted in the world was to run forward, wrap him in a hug and never let go.

So what’s wrong?

She could feel it. A voice at the back of her mind shouting at her, telling her to run. You are in danger, that’s what her instincts screamed, you need to flee. Swallowing hard Sasha took another step forward, “I-is Marcy alright? She hasn’t said anything.”

Cameron sighed, “she’s a little overwhelmed.” Holding his hand up to the side of his mouth Cameron spoke out the side of his mouth hoarsely, “I think she blames herself for a lot of this.”

“It was never your fault Marcy!” Anne stepped forward, eyes filled with concern and voice laden with emotion, “please don’t blame yourself, I know you never meant to hurt us.” She took another step forward, “Sasha and I talked, and we realize we treated you unfairly. Now that you’re back, we can start to make things right, together.” Anne elbowed Sasha, “right, Sash?”

Sasha’s eyes were locked with Cameron’s, or at least the mess of eye-shaped projections on his helmet.

Anne elbowed her again, “Right, Sash?”

“Cam… W-what happened to you?” Sasha’s voice was small, barely audible against the background roar of explosions.

A slow smile crept onto Cameron’s face, unlike the easy grin he’d been wearing earlier this one was cold and predatory. Sasha felt a chill run down her spine, “you wouldn’t believe me even if I told you.”

Anne looked between Cameron and Sasha, her concern turning into a mild panic, “Okay, what’s going on? You two are freaking me out.”

In one fluid motion Sasha drew her pink heron blade, “something’s wrong Anne. Something’s very, very, wrong.”

“Let it never be said you can’t read people, Sash” Cameron straightened up, dropping his arms from their hug inviting position. He stood in a power stance, shoulder back, arms slightly out at his sides, fists clenched. He tilted his head, grinning, “so what’s your plan now?”

“Who are you!” Sasha’s sword was up in a flash, tip shaking. Her heart was racing, and her breathing was irregular, causing her whole body to shake, “W-what have you done with Cameron?”

“I suppose you deserve an answer…” Cameron raised his right hand, “but I think we should have some privacy, don’t you?” He snapped his fingers.

One more cloak-bot de-cloaked behind the group, seizing Sprig in its robotic claws. Just as swiftly as it struck it vanished, dragging the young frog up the side of the ravine as he wailed, “Waaa! Let go of me you see-through jerk!”

“No, Sprig!” Anne turned to follow but Cameron’s voice caused her to pause.

“I’d worry about yourself Anne, you’re about to have your hands full.” His grin split into a demented toothy smile, “Marcy if you’d be so kind, kill Anne Boonchuy.”

Sasha let out a shriek of shock as Marcy darted forward. She moved like a puppet, jerky and unnatural, arms flopping at her side as she ran. Blue light flashed and suddenly Anne was holding Marcy’s wrist with both hands, the tip of a laser dagger inches from her face.

Hop Pop and Polly dithered on the spot, torn between Anne and Sprig. Anne’s eyes were wide with panic but her voice held steady, “help Sprig, I’ll be fine!”

“But Anne-”

“Just go!” Gritting her teeth Anne cut Hop Pop off. She dropped out of her calamity state, retreating away from the dagger, causing Marcy to stumble forward. Hopping backward, Anne drew her sword.

*Hisss*

Marcy retaliated fast, slashing at Anne with a horizontal blow that brought the dagger into contact with Anne’s blade. The upper half of the blade clattered to the ravine’s floor. Anne muttered the curse she’d heard Sasha say earlier as she continued to fall back.


The Dark King held his hands behind his back, totally unbothered as Sasha Waybright drew ever closer, twin heron blades at the ready. He’d hoped to get a cheap shot in on her if she’d come in for a hug, but this was good enough. Sash was off her game, the tips of the heron blades were trembling, and her advancing footwork was laboured, betraying the jelly feeling in her legs she was no doubt experiencing. He pursed his lips in amusement, no point drawing his weapon, that would end things too quickly.

“Answer me! Who are you!? What did you do to my brother!?” Sash’s voice was firm, but the undercurrent of fear laced into her words was unmistakable.

He took a step forward, judging the distance precisely, “Mother Olm didn’t tell you about me? How irresponsible of her…” He paused as recognition sparked in Sasha’s eyes, “or, perhaps not…”

“The unnatural thing…” Sasha’s words were hushed, speaking more to herself than to the Dark King.

“Eh, close enough. You may refer to me as the Dark King of this and every world.” He tilted his head to the other side and leered at her, “Fitting, isn’t it, that both Waybright siblings hold a royal title? Tell me, blood sister, how did you dupe these poor villagers into accepting your rule? Especially after everything you did to them?”

“I’m not…” Sasha's face twitched at the Dark King’s comment, “I’m not a tyrant! They chose me as their leader!”

“Girl…” The Dark King shook his head in mock disbelief, “You’re wearing a crown.”

Sasha froze for a moment, mouth opening and closing in search of a response. Finally, she gritted her teeth and took one more step forward, blades held at the ready, “Enough of this! Now, for the last time. What did you do with my brother?”

“I made use of him. Surely you can understand that? I mean you did it all the time…” The Dark King stepped to the right; arms still clasped behind his back. He began circling Sasha as a shark might a seal, “chauffeur, fall guy, general… truly, you had him working a vast range of positions.” His smile widened as he saw shame and rage building in Sasha’s eyes, “He was perfect for my needs. A smart, athletic, and aggressive young man; what more could one ask for in a host? And to think… it’s all thanks to you…”

Sasha’s knuckles were white from the furious grip with which she held her blades. She rotated as the Dark King circled her, guard held at the ready, “what are you talking about?”

“Okay maybe Marcy deserves a little bit of the credit too, but honestly, without your little rebellion things would have gone south for Andrias real fast.” The Dark King chuckled, “I mean, can you imagine how screwed he’d have been if the three of you plus Cameron jumped him? Back then we didn’t know Anne had her calamity powers, it’d have been a total wash. But fortunately, you broke everyone up… and left Cameron all alone. All for your own delusions of grandeur.”

With a wild yell, Sasha threw herself forward, rage blinding her she struck out frantically with both blades. Without even so much as flinching the Dark King weaved side to side, effortlessly avoiding her wide swings. He chuckled, “Good… I was wondering when I’d strike a nerve.” He danced backward, jerking her head back to avoid another one of her strikes, “This is really just equivalent exchange though. I get your brother, you get your shot at redemption…” Raising his left arm the Dark King deflected a slash off his vambrace, “I mean seriously Sash, you’d still be the villain of this ‘story’ if I didn’t exist. Honestly, your brother’s body and soul was a bargain of a deal seeing how much love and respect you’ve accrued despite all the pain you’ve caused.”

“Shut up!”

“Well, that’s me told.”

“I’ll destroy you!” Sasha leapt into the air, blades raised for a decapitation strike.

“No.” the blow came fast, and precise. One moment the Dark King had been fluidly dodging, hands still held behind his back, the next he was retracting his fist from her solar plexus. “No. You will not.” Sasha fell to the ground, wind completely knocked out of her. As she lay gasping on the ground the Dark King loomed over her, “Going for the decapitation strike against your own flesh and blood… you’re letting the mask slip a bit there Sash.”

Crawling backward and scrambling to her feet Sasha looked into the myriad cruel orange eyes, her own filled with panic and horror, “no… I-I didn’t mean…”

“No of course not. Just like Marcy, you don’t have the stomach for it, even if your rage brings you closer to it than her.” The Dark King began advancing towards her, “but that’s only part of the reason you never stood a chance.”

Sasha tried to pull away, but the Dark King was already upon her. She brought her blades up in a defensive guard. With terrifying precision, the Dark King reached out and gripped the guard of her silver heron blade, held in her right hand. As she swung her pink blade towards his side, she felt herself pulled forward violently.

The Dark King yanked hard on the silver blade’s hit. His right hand wrapped around Sasha’s own he pulled towards himself and down. At the same time, his right knee came up, planting once again into Sasha’s solar plexus. One final yank pulled the silver blade free from her grip. As she fell to the ground he kicked viciously, sending her rolling across the floor of the ravine, coming to a rest at the base of its slope a few meters away.

The Dark King examined the blade. It was slightly too short for his size and the grip was a bit too slim for his hand, it had clearly been designed with Sasha in mind as its wielder. Tossing the sword between his hands, the Dark King glanced over at the slowly rising Sasha, “Mom and Dad always said you were a tough cookie.” Catching the heron blade in his right hand he twirled it elaborately in a dissing pattern, casually expressing thousands of years of swordsmanship in a single maneuver, “let’s see how far that gets you…”


To say Anne was having a bad day would be an understatement. She’d brushed off the destruction of Wartwood quite well considering it had been her home for most of the last year. To be fair though, the place had been in ruins for quite some time, the lengths the fleet was going to were theatrics more than anything else, and most of the buildings collapsed in the shockwaves of the first salvo. On top of that, the revelation that Cameron and Marcy were alive had more than made up for the loss of amphibian real estate, but of course, things couldn’t be that simple…

“Aw come on… not the sword too.” Dropping the now useless hilt, Anne danced backwards, leaping over fallen trees and boulders to avoid Marcy’s questing blade. Vaulting over a low-hanging log Anne fell into a roll as she tugged her arm to her side, narrowly avoiding a downward stab aimed at her hand. Spitting out leaves she glared up at ‘Marcy’ who was starting to clamber over the log, “Do you know how I can tell you’re not the real Mar-Mar?” Rising to her feet Anne ducked behind a mossy boulder, “Marcy would have tripped over her feet twice before she got over that log.”

Her pursuer didn’t reply. She rolled off the log, and sprang up effortlessly, resuming the chase.

Anne stuck her tongue out, “she’d also have laughed at that remark…” Running over towards a tree she leapt into the air, grabbing onto the trunk about halfway up. Grunting with effort she pulled herself up into its branches. Seeing faux-Marcy was still a little way away Anne surveyed the scene around her. It wasn’t good.

At the top of the ravine Hop Pop, Polly, and Frobo were desperately trying to free Sprig from the cloak-bot’s grasp. The machine had the young frog clutched firmly in its clawed hand. Polly was dancing around on its shoulders, punching its face as she avoided swipes from its free hand. Hop Pop was holding Frobo like a boombox above his head, chasing after the cloak-bot as the friendly frobot fired bursts of laser fire from its eyes. Parts of the woods had already caught fire, they couldn’t stay here for long.

Below Sasha was standing across from Cameron. Or at least… that's who he looked like. He certainly didn’t talk like Cameron when he ordered Marcy to kill her. Sasha was advancing slowly, blades at the ready, if a little shaky.

The snapping of branches snapped Anne back to her own problems. The Marcy thing was climbing the tree. Leaning out to see better Anne called down to her, “Are you sure you wanna do this? I have the high ground after all!”

Marcy’s head tiled upward, though most her face was still shrouded in the shadow cast by her hood the lower features of her face were revealed. Completely expressionless. Anne sighed, “not even a Star Wars reference…” a glint caught her eye causing her to trail off. It was only visible for an instant, but she swore she saw a faint purple glow beneath Marcy’s hood.

She didn’t have much time to process this information however as Marcy swiped at the branch she was standing on, partially severing it. Lunging for another branch Anne barely managed to snag it. The limb bent, sending Anne swinging out for the tree. Releasing her grip she landed hard on the ravine’s slope. Scrambling to her feet she scarpered up the side, rolling onto the lip of the ravine to catch her breath. Heart pounding in her ears Anne watched as Marcy slid down the tree and began ascending the slope.

She had a plan now. Well not really, more like a single idea and no real backup plan if it failed. Sure, she could transform into her calamity state and finish this in one punch but if that was Marcy she didn’t want to hurt her. Also, she’d been conservative with her powers up until now, not just for stealth reasons. The powers drained her, after even five minutes of use she felt like she’d run a marathon or played a five-hour tennis match. With both the nearby fleet and whatever was going on with Cameron she couldn’t afford to be comatose.

Still, she would need the powers, Marcy’s movements were erratic and unpredictable. Anne was faster, but all it would take would be one unexpected strike and things would take a bad turn fast. A quick burst of speed, that’s what she needed. Rising to her feet Anne took a deep breath and planted her left foot forward, adopting her Muay Thai stance.

Marcy appeared over the side of the ravine. She didn’t bother pausing to catch her breath, instead charging directly at Anne, dagger held low. Taking one more deep breath Anne relaxed her shoulders and brought her thumbs up to her eyebrows. She watched as Marcy drew closer, waiting… poised for the moment she got… right… There!

Blue light flashed and Anne was on top of Marcy, pinning her hand with the dagger firmly to the ground. Reaching out with her free hand Anne tore the hood away from her friend’s face. A grin lit up her face, “I knew it!”

A collar affixed with glowing purple bulbs was secured tight around Marcy’s neck. The same purple light bled from her eyes which gazed blankly up at Anne. She reached towards the collar, “Let’s get this thing off you Mar-Mar.” Marcy's other hand raised to her face, covering it from view partially. Anne chuckled, “Aw don’t be embarrassed, you put up a pretty good fight.” She paused noticing the weapon attachment, “Hey is that a new crossbow? How come everyone else gets cool weapons and I’m going to be stuck swinging around a tennis racket?”

Marcy’s nose touched the crossbow, she pulled her hand up, running her nose along the barrel. Anne raised an eyebrow, “do you have a runny nose or…?” A bolt formed in the bow, blazing with energy. Anne’s features fell as Marcy turned it towards her, “yeah… should have seen that coming.”

The arrow missed her by less than an inch. Anne scampered back, pulling back up into her Muay Thai once more. She grimaced as Marcy rose, purple eyes staring at her unblinking as she nocked a new arrow in her energy crossbow and brandished her dagger, “Okay… maybe this will be a bit tougher than I thought…”

Notes:

Did I leave Grime out of this scene just because I didn't want him to die?

Yes.

Sorry Grimothy but you can't tank a laser sword.

Gotta keep that major character death tag away.

...for now.

Chapter 42: ...And Match

Summary:

A whole plethora of showdowns.

Chapter Text

Sprig did his best to retract his head down into his body as yet another laser bolt blew a chunk out of the cloak-bot’s metal hide, “Gah! I’m starting to think you’re doing this on purpose!”

“Confounded…” Hop Pop closed one eye as he swiveled Frobo around atop his shoulders, aiming like a soldier might a shoulder mounted launcher, “Sorry Sprig, but this bucket of bolts won’t shoot straight.”

Polly momentarily released her jaws from the cloak-bot’s leg to defend her robotic pal, “Hey! Don’t let me catch you bad-mouthing Frobo!”

Hop Pop grimaced another beam from Frobo’s eyes whiffed past the cloak-bot, burning a hole in a tree behind it, “This is what I get for using new-fangled junk…”

The response came in stereo.

“He’s older than you!”

“He’s older than you!”

Though he couldn’t see Frobo’s ocular sensors Hop Pop could sense he was on the receiving end of a serious side-eye glare, “Yeah… well… It’s not the right kind of old!”


Anne sprinted through the woods, unimpeded by the confines of the ravine she could now put her athletic advantage over Marcy into full effect. She knew this territory well, having grown quite familiar with it over the summer she’d spent romping around it with Sprig and occasionally Polly and Hop Pop. She smiled, her destination sighted, “Bingo.” With an impressive leap, Anne cleared an old log, landing behind it into a thicket of dense brush that made her practically invisible to passers-by, “I hope Sprig doesn’t mind me stealing his hiding spot…”

Peaking through the foliage Anne narrowed her eyes as the dark figure hove into view. Marcy was covered in bits of vegetation and vine, all slightly scorched, evidently by the laser dagger she was still brandishing as she ran. Anne grimaced, perhaps it was a good thing Marcy was under a mind control collar right now, the thought of Marcy running with a knife didn’t bring many cheerful images to her mind. Without pause, Marcy ran past Anne’s hiding space, hacking and slashing at the dense undergrowth to clear a path of travel.

Anne let out a breath she hadn’t realized she’d been holding in. As the sounds of bushwhacking grew more distant, she sat up and bit her lip. She had an idea, though she wasn’t hastened to call it a good idea. The irregular drumbeat from the bombardment of Wartwood masked any sounds quieter than running footsteps. Now that Marcy had lost her trail it should be a simple matter to sneak up and ambush her.

Crouching low Anne scrambled out of the thicket and darted over to a nearby tree for cover. Peaking out from behind it she noted the flashes of yellow light and the sounds of cracking timber further in the woods. Just as she was about to advance the sounds stopped and the light faded. Anne froze, waiting, but no more noise came. Aside from the dull roar of explosions in the distance the woods were silent, eerily so. Any fauna with two wits to rub together had fled hours ago, leaving the forest still and empty.

Swallowing hard, she took a deep breath, fighting down her instincts and screaming at her to run to safety. Anne gritted her teeth and furrowed her brow, “hide and seek skills… don’t fail me now.” Slipping out from behind her tree, Anne advanced gingerly into the woods.

**

The passage of time as a consistent measure was completely lost on Anne. Seconds passed as hours, each instant stretching into eternity as she slowly made her way through the Wartwood woods. Unable to rely on her ears she was forced to take note of every slight movement in the world around her. A branch bobbing in a sudden gust, a miniature beetle landing on a nearby leaf, the shifting of a sunbeam in response to a passing cloud, she picked up it all. Every shadow was Marcy, crouched in some odd position. Waiting, watching, ready to strike the moment she let her attention wander.

Sweat ran down Anne’s brow. Furiously she wiped it away, blinking hard as some got in her eye. That flash of light, was it the afternoon sun reflecting off a puddle leftover from yesterday’s rainfall or was it the glint of Marcy’s laser dagger, as she moved in for the kill? Rising into a position halfway between standing up straight and crouching Anne inched forward, heart pounding. Behind all the normal stress of hunting a person in the woods, she was battling to keep her calamity powers leashed. Stress, combined with a desire to protect her friends and family, was the activation switch of her powers. The last thing she needed now was to light up like a lightbulb in the middle of the forest.

Movement.

Anne froze mid-stride, not breathing, not blinking. She’d seen it, in the corner of her eye. Too large to be a bug or random leaf fall. With glacial speed, Anne turned her head towards a copse off to her left. Her heart pounded in her chest, drowning out the background beat of explosions as it roared in her ears.

Again.

A shadow darted between trees, the tip of a black cloak flicking a bush as it passed.

She’s seen it, for sure this time. The flash of black in the undergrowth a few dozen meters off to her left. Lower herself closer to the ground Anne made note of the direction Marcy was traveling in. She was circling back towards the thicket in which, unknown to her, Anne had given her the slip. Sucking in a short breath Anne began backtracking, now that she knew where Marcy was going, she’d be able to intercept. Simple, right?

Anne bit her tongue, literally biting back the snarky comment she was about to make to herself. This was no time for goofing around.


It didn’t take long before she had eyes on Marcy once more. Pressed against a tree she watched intently as the dark figure picked its way through the undergrowth; deactivated dagger held firmly at the ready. Like earlier her movements were puppet like and uncoordinated yet somehow still graceful. She moved fluidly, organically, never pausing to search her surroundings but rather constantly turning her head as she scanned the woods for Anne.
Anne had picked her hiding position well. A thick trunked dead giant of a tree, it was draped in hanging moss and vines, offering plenty of cover. It also happened to be directly on Marcy’s search path. Likely, whatever was making decisions for Marcy had identified the tree as a good hiding spot too and was keen to flush anyone hiding in there out.

Silently as she could, Anne climbed up to one of the lower branches of the tree. She froze as it creaked slightly, clutching onto the main trunk for fear of the branch snapping, however, it held. Delicately, Anne moved to the next one, this time testing its strength with her foot before she placed her entire weight upon the limb.

There was a hiss as Marcy’s energy dagger activated and slashed a section of the moss away. The motion was smooth, with the weapon returning to its deactivated state as soon as the last strand of moss fell away. For what seemed like the hundredth time that day Anne held her breath. She was almost directly above Marcy now, barely two meters higher up on the tree, poised to drop onto her friend’s head.

She inched forward, trying to get a better position.

*Creeeeeaaaaak*
Marcy’s head snapped upward. Their eyes locked. The purple glow behind Marcy’s reflected in Anne’s own. Anne dropped.

The two girls hit the floor like sacks of flour. They rolled across the floor, moss and vines from the dead tree tangling into their hair and getting into their mouths. Anne spat out a wad of moss, filled with small insects that were now biting her cheek. Ignoring the pain she grapple with the dagger that was inches away from her nose, its yellow glow illuminating both her and Marcy’s faces.

Marcy’s face was expressionless, it stared back at her blankly, heedless of the moss and bugs it was now practically wrapped in. The dagger’s tip shook violently as the two girls wrestled for it. As they came to a rest in a depression of the soil at the base of the tree Anne redirected her strength, shoving the dagger into the earth. The ground hissed and smoked in protest. Both hands firmly holding the dagger hilt Anne once more locked eyes with Marcy. She smiled apologetically, “Sorry about this Mar-Mar.”

Anne’s forehead rocketed into Marcy’s nose. Blood exploded out, peppering the small plants the girls were rolling on. Feeling Marcy’s grip on the dagger loosen Anne tugged sharply, the weapon was sent flying, landing several feet away, the still active blade charring the dirt beneath it. As Marcy’s hands raised up to her nose Anne pushed her over, “Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!”

Wrapping Marcy in a headlock Anne began pulling at the collar around her neck. Marcy kicked and squirmed, throwing her own head back and connecting with Anne’s face. Blinking away the pain Anne gripped the collar with both hands. Pulling with all her might Anne let out a scream of excretion.

*Snap*

Anne’s hands flew apart, half a collar held firmly in each one. Silence fell, broken only by the heavy breathing of both girls and the ongoing roar of bombardment.

Anne’s chest rose and fell in quick succession. She’d done it, all without her powers too. She glanced over at Marcy who was staring wide eyed into the sky. Taking a deep breath Anne sat up and reached over to Marcy, “Marcy?”

Marcy sat bolt upright and screamed. Her hands flew up to her mouth, stifling the scream. Her whole body shook, and her breaths could be heard rapidly pushing air through the gaps in her fingers. She yelped, pulling her hands away from her face she looked down at the blood that was pooling in her hands, “Oh no. Oh no nononono.”

“Marcy!” Anne reached over and took her hands, “It’s okay, you’re safe now!”

As she looked into Marcy’s eyes Anne’s heart caught in her throat. Sheer terror was reflected there, made all the worse by the flecks of blood across her face. Marcy stared wildly into Anne’s eyes, “w-who did I hurt? Whose blood is this?!”

Anne squeezed Marcy’s hands, “you didn’t hurt anyone, Marcy.”

“Then whose blood is this!” Marcy’s voice was shrill and panicked.

Anne shrugged apologetically, “It’s uh… it’s from your nose… I think I kinda broke it…”

Terror and panic were replaced almost instantly on Marcy’s face with confusion and then indignation, “You broke my nose?!”

“I’m really sorry Mar-Mar,” Anne gingerly held a hand up to her own features, “if it makes you feel any better, I think you almost broke mine…”

“Why would that make me feel better?!” Marcy held her hands up to her nose and winced, “Ouch, yeah that’s quite busted up.”

Anne rubbed her hands together nervously, “Is there anything I can do to help, like shouldn’t we stick stuff up your nostrils to straighten it or…”

Anne was cut off as Marcy raised her hand, her face becoming pale, “No. Where’s Sasha?”

Anne’s stomach twisted as she snapped back to the main crisis, “facing off against Cameron.”

“That’s not Cameron. Not really at least.” Marcy began slowly rising to her feet, the panic was returned to her voice, “she’s in big trouble Anne, really big trouble.”

Helping Marcy up Anne felt a chill run down her spine at the genuine horror behind Marcy’s eyes, “What’s going on? What happened to you two?”

Marcy shook her head, “it’ll take too long to explain.”

“Then give me the sparknotes.”

“Turns out Andrias has an evil robot boss. It’s using Cameron as a host. It calls itself the Dark King now.”

Anne’s mouth opened and then shut again. She shook her head, “what?”

“We don’t have time to go over everything Anne, Sasha is in a lot of danger. Is anyone else with you?”

Anne nodded, “Sprig, Polly, and Hop Pop. They’re dealing with an assassin frobot. Oh, Frobo’s here too.”

Picking up the fallen laser dagger Marcy clipped it onto her belt, “Great, I’ll go help them. You need to save Sasha.”

“You’re not going to help me against Cameron?”

Anne recoiled as Marcy turned, anger burning in her eyes, “That’s not Cameron!” She averted her gaze, swallowing hard, “B-besides, I already took my shot at the Dark King… It… it didn’t go well.”

Anne was about to respond when a chilling noise cut through the woods like a thunderbolt. She saw the blood drain from Marcy’s face and could feel her own heart skip a beat.

Marcy nodded to her frantically, “Go, Anne! I’ll help the others!”

Without hesitation blue light engulfed Anne’s form, rising from the ground she streaked off towards the ravine. The terrible noise filling her ears, driving her to ever greater speeds. Sasha was screaming.


The Dark King advanced, relentless, focused, grinning. Sasha’s blade struck out but was beaten back again and again. He parried an overhead swing with a casual upward flick and walked the point of her blade to the side as she aimed a thrust at her right flank. He was gaining ground, rapidly. The Dark King’s grin on Cameron’s lips split wider as Sasha flailed at him with her pink heron sword, “Not bad for a rank amateur Sash.” He didn’t even bother raising his sword to parry her next blow. He simply swayed to the side, watching with amusement as the blade flapped harmlessly against his armoured pauldron, “You can cross swords with the best of them. Tennis players that is.” He loosened up his shoulders, “I however…” with a lightning-fast motion he passed Sasha’s guard, landing a quick swipe on the exposed part of her left arm, “…can walk the walk.”

He laughed as Sasha yelped, clutching at the gash on her arm. It was thin, only skin deep, a precise blow. The Dark King stroked his beard as he smiled, “Armour is for war, not fashion, girl. Cover yourself up.”

Pulling her hand off her wound Sasha glared at him, “You’re toying with me…”

“I’m pulling my punches, like a responsible older brother should. Can’t have you telling on me.”

As he spoke Sasha felt her stomach churn in disgust. It was wrong, everything he said, everything he did. A twisted parody of her big brother designed to torment her. She gritted her teeth, “Why!? Am I just entertainment for you?”

“Well…” the Dark King shrugged, “I don’t want to be reductive, but that’s part of it.” He flashed her a demented smile, “I’m having a blast Sash.”

“D-don’t you dare call me that!”

“I will call you what I like. I will do what I like. Because the simple fact is Sash, you can’t stop me.” The Dark King’s blade tip dropped, and he began advancing again, sword hanging apparently casually from his hand, but it was clear to any observer that he was ready for anything, “That’s the reason for all this torment. I am trying to educate you, to show you just how hopeless your situation is.”

Sasha began to raise her blade, “I won’t-”

The blow came like a tsunami, bashing her blade aside as if it were not even there, “Give up? Is that what you were going to say?” The Dark King waited for her blade to rise again before he brought the stolen silver heron blade down again, “your brother said the same, look how well that turned out for him!” As Sasha reeled from the last clash his hand shot out, grabbing her by the hair and lifting her up to his eyeline, he snarled baring his teeth like a wild animal, “You’re out of your depth Sash. You, Cameron, Marcy, Anne, none of you have what it takes to stand against me. None of you even realize just how much of my might has yet to be unveiled.” The snarl transitioned into a smirk, “But you’ll see, in due time. For every step ounce of progress you make I will reveal just how much higher the mountain you’re climbing is. Until you can’t even see the summit.”

With a roar he flung her, sending her sailing across the ravine, landing with a thud against the grassy slope. Coughing Sasha pulled her hair out away from her eyes, she glowered at the Dark King, “Are you just going to kick me around and boast? Because I for one have better things to do.”

“Cute.” The Dark King’s lips twitched in annoyance, “but fair, this is where I tell you the way out.”

Pulling herself to her feet Sasha spat out blood and rolled her shoulders, readying herself for the next onslaught, “and what might that be?”

“Join me.” The Dark King held out his left hand, “and I promise your brother will be freed.”

“Why would I ever trust you?”

“I only need Cameron to take Earth. After that, when I’ve got billions of host options, he’s free to go.”

Sasha’s eyes narrowed, rage burning in them, “What about Anne and Marcy? What happens to them?”

The Dark King shrugged, “Marcy will make an excellent future host, her life will be preserved. Anne on the other hand… I doubt she’ll survive the extraction process. I haven’t had time to refine it for an unwilling subject.”

“You’re asking me to throw away my friends’ lives? What kind of deal is that?”

“A deal where you get to see your brother again Sash.” The Dark King’s eyes were fixed on her, unmoving, unblinking, “you can’t beat me, so make the choice. Your brother, or your friends.”

“I won’t!” With furious energy Sasha charged forward, her sword flashing in a pink arc towards the Dark King’s side.

The sword came to rest with a jolt as the Dark King’s gauntleted hand intercepted the blade, wrapping black metal fingers around the pink metal. He snarled, “This… is growing tiresome. You will choose, here, now. Your brother or your friends!”

Sasha gripped the hilt with both hands, “never!”

The silver heron’s hilt collided with her jaw. Sasha’s vision exploded into stars as the Dark King snarled, “To think, I thought Cameron was exaggerating how stubborn you were…” Ripping the pink heron blade from her hands he tossed it to the side and planted his foot in her chest once more, kicking her back, “Accept the fall! Embrace it! Don’t you understand?! Don’t you see just how helpless you are all are!?” suddenly he paused, his snarl turning into a slow, wicked smile, “yes… see…”


>“ …”

>“ !”


A spark of blue energy flashed alongside the Dark King’s helmet, causing his eyes to blink as if a bit of dust had landed in them, “oh, ho, ho! Big bro is awake!” The smile turned into a full demented grin, “and he does not like my idea…” The Dark King began advancing towards Sasha, still lying on the ravine floor winded. As he approached a chuckle built up from deep within his chest, “well now I gotta do it!”

Sasha, senses returning began to shuffle away from the approaching Dark King. She hadn’t been afraid before. Shaken? Certainly. Unsettled? Without question. But it wasn’t until she saw the glee in those approaching dead orange eyes and the cruel grin on her brother’s face that thing was wearing that she felt afraid. She scrambled back, “What are you… stay away!”

“No, no Sash. I have to help you see…” The Dark King lunged forward, his free hand gripping Sasha’s face. His index finger and thumb connected in a circle, laid over Sasha’s left eye. He was standing over her, pressing her firmly into the ground all the while his other hand twirled the silver blade. He giggled madly, “Hold still, it’ll be a lot messier if you wriggle.”

Sasha fought back with all her might, kicking, scratching, and even biting into his metal armour when she could. It was to no avail. His grip was too strong, and she was beaten, bruised, and battered. So, as she lay there with her head pinned to the ground, the view out of one eye her brother’s features, twisted into a cruel mockery of what they once were, and the view out the other the approaching tip of her own sword Sasha did the only thing she could. She screamed.


Closer, ever closer. The Dark King laughed to himself as he brought the blade closer. Why hadn’t he thought of this sooner? Fear and pain in others was intoxicating to him, a brew strong enough to make him light-headed with glee. And the sheer terror in Sash’s eyes? That was a work of art, a palatable mix of horror and shock. It was almost a shame he’d be cutting it down to half, but what kind of king would he be if he didn’t follow through on his threats?

He smelt the change in the air long before the proximity sensors in his helmet picked up the signal. The metallic taste of energy discharge, undercut with a slightly sweet note that lingered on his tongue and in his nostrils as he breathed in. Even with this warning he barely had time to react.

Anne slammed into the Dark King’s raised energy shield like a blue comet. The impact threw up a dust storm, engulfing the entire ravine in a thick cloud of particulate. As it cleared two lights shone through, the brilliant blue boiling off Anne and the pale yellow of the Dark King’s shield. The Dark King smirked coyly at Anne, “Do you mind coming back later Anne? My sister and I are in the middle of a rather important bit of business.” He’s dropped the silver heron blade, having retrieved his laser sword from his belt.

Anne’s brow furrowed, “you might have his body, but you’re not Cameron, Dark King.”

“Oh, so Marcy’s free. Good for her.” The Dark King's eyes roamed around the ravine edge, “I take it she’s gone to help the Plantars? A good choice.”

Anne ignored his ramblings, turning her attention to Sasha who was crawling away along the floor, “Sash, are you alright?”

Picking up both her swords Sasha shrugged, still visibly trembling, “mostly.”

“I’ll hold him off, get to the others and get out of here!”

Sasha looked as if she were about to argue but one more glance over at the Dark King seemed to make up her mind. She nodded, “Don’t do anything dumb Boonchuy!”

Anne smiled weakly, “A bit late for that.”

“I couldn’t agree more.” Deactivating his shield the Dark King swung forward with his laser sword, aiming to bisect Anne in one powerful blow.

Reaching out with both hands Anne gripped the energy blade, holding it firm as blue energy shone around her hands. She grunted with exertion as the blade began to heat up her hands, “Sash, go!”

Without a second word, Sasha took off up the side of the ravine.


A black gauntleted hand cannoned into Anne’s chin, the mechanically augmented force of it sending her flying backwards. Releasing a burst of energy, she brought herself to a halt mid-air, the shockwave sending loose rocks and sticks tumbling away from her. A second shockwave propelled her back at her foe, first cocked back for a flying punch.

“Telegraphed.” The Dark King sidestepped the blow, countering with a two-handed swipe of his sword into Anne’s middle that tossed her into the air as if she were a baseball. This time she didn’t have time to recover as the roar of rockets announced the Dark King’s approach.

“Unfocussed.” Launching off the ground and propelled into the air by a burst from the jets in his boots the Dark King slammed into Anne, tackling her mid-air. Ignoring his sword he instead opted for fists, raining down a rapid series of blows on Anne as they tumbled through the sky.

With a grunt of exertion Anne shook him off and landed a punch into his chest, sending the Dark King rocketing into the ground below. Anne smirked, lowering her voice to match the Dark King’s timbre, “overconfident.”

Rising from the crater he’d landed in the Dark King spat blood and a tooth out onto the ravine floor, he glared up at Anne, “I’ll admit I got a little carried away, but I can keep this up a lot longer than you can Anne.” He smirked, “How are you feeling? Tired?”

Anne shrugged, “feeling on top of the world right now actually, thanks for asking.” Though she maintained her outward bravado Anne knew she couldn’t stick around long. In the past, she’d stayed in her calamity form for maybe a minute tops, and as soon as it ran out she was completely tapped. She needed enough juice not only to stay up in this fight but also to run from it. The others were probably far enough away now, she should go while she had the energy to do so.

“You’re awfully forgiving, aren’t you?”

Anne turned, eyes narrowing, “are you surrendering?”

The Dark King shook his head, a grin dancing on his lips, “No, just making an observation. Not a lot of people would stick their neck out for friends who stabbed them in the back. Especially if they did it twice.”

Anne dithered, this was clearly a ploy to keep her here longer, to drain her energy. But at the same time she couldn’t leave that statement unchallenged, “We had our issues, but we worked past them. I don’t’ know what you told Sasha or Marcy, but you won’t turn us against each other.”

“All I told them, was the truth, just like I’m telling you now.” The Dark King extinguished his laser sword. He looked up at Anne, black cloak billowing in the wind her powers were churning up, “Marcy turned your life upside down, Sasha tried to kill you. You can’t put a band-aid on that.”

Anne’s fist clenched, “Okay now you’re exaggerating.”

“Barely.”

“Well. Believe what you want, but things are different between us now.”

As Anne turned to leave, she heard a chuckle emanate from the Dark King, “You are usually right about these things I suppose, as long as you don’t count the first three times.”

Anne glanced at him over her shoulder frostily then with a rush of air she shot off into the sky like a blazing blue arrow.

The Dark King watched as disappeared over the tree line, and shrugged, “But what are the odds of a fourth and fifth?”

Chapter 43: The Wartwood Address

Summary:

Sasha, Marcy, and Anne reunite after a brief but traumatic encounter with the Dark King.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

It didn’t take Marcy long to find the Plantars, Sprig’s powerful lungs made that easy. The young frog was practically operatic in his cries of dismay as the cloak-bot flung him about its head, ducking a weaving blow from Polly and blasts from the Hop Pop-Frobo tag team. Despite their familiarity with facing such a foe the Plantars were struggling to land a killing blow. Only able to force the frobot onto the defensive, unable to finish off Sprig despite having him quite literally by the throat.

Marcy panted as she ran in their direction, wincing as a stray tree branch flicked against her face, causing pain to explode from her still-broken nose. Under the effects of the mind-shackle collar her body had been pushed to heights she hadn’t thought possible as she had hunted Anne, now the repercussions were becoming evident. Her muscles ached, shredded from overexertion and her breathing came in ragged gasps as her oxygen-deprived blood screamed for relief. She’d only get one shot before collapsing likely. This needed to be wrapped up quickly, and efficiently.

She recalled what she’d learned of the cloak-bots. A relatively new design dreamed up by the sadistic minds of Triple B, but it shared the same internal configuration as any frobot. Strictly speaking, everything a frobot unit needed to operate was located in its head unit, Frobo being a prime example. Everything from the main computing core to its transponder was wrapped deep in a highly durable shell of reinforced metal, able to shrug off anything less than a direct energy blast. The head on a cloak-bot was uniquely protected, being far smaller proportional to its frame and shielded on both sides by massive pauldrons the frobot could easily avoid damage to its vital systems by taking advantage of these elements and its enhanced agility.

In her weakened state Marcy knew there was no way she could strike the head. Even with the element of surprise, the cloak-bot’s reaction speed was too great. She’d need a different target, one far easier to strike while being equally debilitating.

As soon as the problem entered her mind so too did the answer. Months spent pouring over ancient manuscripts on robotics in a vain attempt to find a weakness in the Core had given her ample time to learn the makeup of its robotic minions. The main body of the standard frobot unit was designed to undergo immense wear and tear as it was expected echelons would be out on campaign for months without maintenance as the ancient newtopian empire brought a world to heel. The chest cavity was a mess of craftily designed redundant systems built around the main power core. It could be punctured anywhere, filled with water, left to rust for centuries and still operate and near total effectiveness, or at least almost anywhere.

About three inches up and two left from the center of the chest, poetically enough right about where its heart would be had it been an organic being, there was a power junction that served as a secondary management device for the unit. By default, it was inactive, part of the redundant power systems should the main pathways suffer damage, designed so that in the case of power failure in the main grid this system would switch on seamlessly. There was an oversight in its design, however. Should it be activated while the main systems were powered it could short out the entire unit as the energy flow would overload the circuitry.
Marcy thumbed the activation rune on her dagger, there was, of course, the possibility that Sprig might be crushed in the cloak-bot’s hand as it short-circuited, but she could probably slice the arm off before any serious harm came to him… maybe…


Polly was the first to spot Marcy charging towards them, dagger drawn and ready to strike, “Look out!”

Hop Pop turned, a look of horror so wild on his features it wrapped all the way past comedically over the top back to horror and past again to comedy, “run kids! She’s gone full Sasha!”

Marcy glared at Hop Pop as she dashed towards him, “Well now I don’t feel so bad about this.” with a nimble leap she planted a foot on top of the old frog’s head, using it as a springboard that sent her sailing towards the cloak-bot, dagger aimed squarely at the cloak-bot’s head.

Instantly recognizing the danger, the cloak-bot drew its head back, its movements precisely calculated to see Marcy land just short of her supposed target. As she flew through the air Marcy giggled, “incorrect!” The dagger slammed into the cloak-bot’s chest, burying itself up to the hilt. For a split second nothing happened and panic flooded through Marcy’s mind.

Did I miss?

Then with a crack of electricity and shower of sparks the cloak-bot spasmed. Marcy’s relief was short-lived as Sprig’s wail, which had been so continuous it practically blended into the background, was cut short. The young frog’s eyes bulged out of his sockets as the frobot’s furious grip locked around him tighter than ever before. As swiftly as her failing muscles could manage Marcy pulled the dagger out and cut a wide vertical slash at the flailing tubelike arm of the cloak-bot as it writhed. She clipped the arm, not enough to sever it but more than enough to disconnect the servos operating the claws. With a pair of thwumps, she and Sprig fell backwards onto the mossy floor of the forest.

Marcy felt something prodding intermittently into her side. She opened her eyes to find herself staring into the faces of Hop Pop, Sprig, Polly, and Frobo who were still being ported on Hop Pop’s shoulders. A fact that he seemed less than pleased about if the occasional spinning of his tyres was anything to go by.
Sprig, who was holding the stick that was poking her, glanced at Hop Pop, “Well her eyes aren’t glowing purple…”

“Still, can’t be too careful Sprig, she almost caved my head in…”

Marcy groaned and weakly brought a hand up to wipe dirt from her face, “nice to see you guys too.”

“Alright then you!” Polly jumped on Marcy’s chest, gripping the fabric of her hood she lifted Marcy’s head off the ground slightly, “where’s Anne?! What have you done with her?”

Marcy did little to resist, as the adrenaline wore off her limbs felt like lead weights, impossible to move, “Anne got my collar off, she went to help Sasha. Now can you please let go of my hood like that? Blood from my nose is getting in my mouth…”

“Aww shoot…” Hop Pop set Frobo down to the ground and pulled Polly off, “Sprig help me get Marcy on her feet.” As the two frogs lifted Marcy, one under each arm, Hop Pop pulled a kerchief out of his jacket pocket and began wiping the blood that was leaking down Marcy face, carefully avoiding her nose as he did, “you look a little banged up there kid, is your nose broke?”

Marcy grinned, “Yeah, been a while since I’ve broken that piece of my body…”

Tearing the kerchief into two small section Hop Pop rolled them up into thin wads. He nodded over to Polly, “Polly, can you pull Marcy’s head back a bit?” he then brought his hand up towards Marcy’s face, “Looks like a minor break I think I can push it back into place… I’m going to realign this thing, let me know when you’re ready it might sting a little.”

Marcy nodded silently.

With a slight squelching noise Hop Pop slid her nose back to its straight position. Just as soon as it was back he plugged both her nostrils with the kerchief wads. Satisfied with his handiwork Hop Pop wiped the remaining blood off of Marcy’s face with his sleeve edge, “we’ll take you to see a doc at the new base to clean this properly and give you some real bandages, but this should hold things still for now…”

“Thanks, Hop Pop…” Marcy couldn’t tell if it was the pain of her injury or the experience of genuine care for the first time in weeks that was bringing a slight moisture to her eyes.

Sprig looked around at the forest surrounding them, “so what now?”

“Now, we get out of here.”

Marcy raised her head eyes lighting up with joy, “Sash!” her face immediately as she laid eyes upon her friend.

Sasha looked like she’d been thrown through a blender and then dragged through a ditch. She was covered in cuts and bruises, was missing chunks of her armour, and her hair was caked with leaves and mud. A particularly long cut on her left arm was leaking blood down to her hand and she was walking with a visible limp.

Polly’s eyes were wide with shock, “What happened?”

But Sasha only shook her head, “No time, we need to go.”

Panic, seemingly the emotion of the day for Marcy returned once more, “Where’s Anne? We can’t leave her with him!”

“Anne can fly, we can’t. Trust her Mar-Mar she knows what she’s doing.” The Plantars exchanged worried glances, the exchange was broken as Sasha lurched past them, snatching up Marcy from Hop Pop and Sprig she began making her way into the trees, Marcy’s arm draped over her shoulder, “get your rears in gear people! Move!”


Embers cracked and popped in the soil beneath his feet. Charred wood and stone; splintered, set alight, and pounded into dust gave the ground he walked on a pillow-like texture. The Dark King paused as his eyes wandered onto the disintegrating remains of a sign. The corner of his mouth twitched in something approaching regret and he made a clicking sound with his tongue, “pity…” Only six letters were visible.

TEA SHO

The moment passed quickly, turning to the blasted wasteland that had once been he nodded in approval, “almost perfectly level, we’ve done fine work today.”

One of the cloak-bots bowed, “You. Honour. Us. Majesty… Today. Was. A. Great. Victory…”

“Yes…” The Dark King brought an armoured hand up, inspecting the white tooth held delicately between his index finger and thumb. Once more his mouth twitched, this time in barely concealed rage. Turning away from the newly created flatland the Dark King’s voice was curt and sharp, “I must depart, my power reserves dwindle, and my injuries need tending to. Finish your patrols then return to the castle.” He paused, and as he did a portal ripped into existence before him, superheated air burned off it, churning up a wind that made his cloak billow and raising up a dust storm from the loose debris beneath his feet, “should you find their trail, do not engage, they need time for the terror of their situation to set in…”

“As. You. Command.”


“And… that’s when we set off for Wartwood.” Marcy’s hands trembled slightly as she brought the mug of warm tea up to her lips. She and Sasha were bunked next to each other in the hastily erected medical quarters of the Wartwood resistance’s temporary base. Located about half a day’s walk from Wartwood, the site had been marked out by Grime about a week ago as a potential rally point in the event that the main base was discovered. Ever since Sasha’s hunch about an attack, the resistance had been shifting personnel and supplies to the site. Chuck had outdone himself as usual. What had once been a dilapidated ruin, probably an ancient fortress of some kind, had been reinforced and renovated into a functional castle deep in the dense forest of wild Amphibia.

The tree cover made it nearly invisible to the air, and its remote location, all but guaranteed patrols would never reach it. This was a double-edged sword, however, as it made sorties for raids and strikes against frobot forces more challenging as more supplies would be needed to traverse the wilds. For now, though, Home Away From Home, as the resistance members were calling the base, would have to do.

Anne sat perched on a stool between both beds, chin cupped in both hands as she listened to Marcy’s recollections. As the tale wrapped up Anne closed her eyes, folding her face into her palms so that her hands now covered her mouth and nose. The whole situation seemed like something out of a nightmare. The resistance had known about the mind-shackling collars for a while now, with the liberation of Domino 2 and the Kill-a-moths being the most recent encounter. Still, the thought that the enemy’s mind-controlling technology went beyond controlling mere beasts was terrifying, to say nothing of the state Cameron was in.

“Marcy…” Sasha leaned forward from her lying position, wincing as her still healing injuries shot pain through her body, “Marcy I’m so sorry…”
Anne couldn’t meet Marcy’s gaze, running her hands up to her temple she gazed at the ground, “I should have stayed in Amphibia, or at least waited outside the portal for you. With Cameron we probably could have taken Andrias together…”

Marcy opened her mouth to reply but then Sasha cut in, a tinge of indignation in her voice, “yeah wait hold on, you two opened a portal while I was still fighting Andrias with Grime. Were you just going to leave me behind?”

“Wha-?” Anne’s head shot up, an apology on the tip of her tongue. Then she remembered the Dark King’s words and for a brief instant the betrayal and hurt she’d spent the last two months reliving in her head from that fateful night snuck past her filter, “Well can you blame me!?” She regretted the words as soon as they left her lips, but it was too late.

Sasha’s face twisted into shock and then rage, “I knew it, you’ve never trusted me since then!”

Marcy’s eyes were wide with shock, “guys!”

Anne was not listening, after everything they’d been through Sasha was still self absorbed, “At the time you seemed pretty happy here, ya know, being queen and all!”

“And what about Cam? Were you going to ditch him here too?!”

“He sided with you didn’t he?!”

*Bang!*

Sasha and Anne instantly fell silent, eyes fixed on Marcy who was holding the cracked remains of her tea mug against the surface of the side table she’d brought it down on. The dark-haired girl’s eyes flicked between her friends, wide and pleading, “Stop this! This is exactly what the Dark King wants! He wants to drive a wedge between us. To divide and conquer.”

Anne slowly glanced over a Sasha, who’s head was bowed. Marcy continued, “And even if that wasn’t his plan, we still need each other…” Her voice trembled slightly, “at the end of the day, I don’t care what Mother Olm’s prophecy says about us. I don’t care what the Dark King wants from us. Cameron told me the three of us together can accomplish anything, and that’s good enough for me.”

Sasha wiped something from the corner of her eye, “I-I’m so sorry girls… It’s just… it’s just been so hard and… Cam…”

Anne walked over and wrapped her in a hug, “we’ve all made mistakes here Sash… but Marcy’s right, we can’t let them bring us down.”

Reaching over Marcy joined in the hug, wrapping one arm around Anne and another around Sasha. The three girls held each other tightly, the infirmary quiet except for the occasional soft sound of sobbing.


Andrias found the Dark King the next morning in the sparring chamber. Still clad in his rejuvenation tank undersuit the Dark King was dancing around the circular area as an unusual frobot pursued him. Based on the frame of a cloak-bot this unit was shorter and boasted a new limb arrangement. Gone were the tube arms ending in dexterous claws surmounted, replaced by articulated joins and six digited hands with an opposable thumb on either side. These digits were wrapped around the haft of a long stave which the unit wielded with comfortable agility, striking at the Dark King who was wielding a similar weapon. Andrias watched at his master expertly parried and deflected the frobot’s blows, commenting aloud as they fought.

“You’re fighting with organic limitations! Think outside the box!” The Dark King twisted, deflecting a series of blows from the frobot as it spun the stave in unnatural patterns, “Good…” Andrias saw how the fight would end even before the Dark King lined up the blow, “but not good enough.” With blinding speed, the Dark King shattered his opponent’s left knee, sending the frobot crashing to the ground as it let out a mechanical shriek of pain.

Andrias winced, the methodology of giving a soldier the ability to feel pain had obvious benefits but this seemed unnecessary. As the frobot continued to groan in agony the Dark King’s voice called up to the crown prince, “Andrias, I see you skulking over there. Come here.”

Walking out onto the arena flanked by two royal purple frobot guards Andrias watched as the three newts known collectively as Triple B dragged the broken frobot unit away to the workshop for repair, “development going well?”

The Dark King had a towel around his neck and was taking swigs from a metal water bottle, dark black in colouration of course, “moderately, the strike-bots are fast learners, but they have yet to meet my expectation in terms of combat ability. That one was too gentle; we’ll probably have to melt it down and program the next one to be a bit more aggressive.”

Andrias let out a long breath, the frobots were constructed beings, hardly alive by any traditional definition. Still, the idea of an intelligent mind being discarded so easily did not sit well with him. Clearing his throat with a cough he made to change the subject, “so… I heard things went well at Wartwood…”

“Indeed,” A dark smile crossed the Dark King’s lips that almost made Andrias feel like returning to the subject of incinerating frobots, “total victory. The girls are going to be emotional wrecks after that encounter. I expect them to break in short order, then we can get back to the business of conquering Earth.”

“Forgive me majesty but…” Andrias grimaced, “was it wise to let Marcy go back to them? She is the brains of that operation…”

“Andrias, Andrias, Andrias… this is all part of tearing them down, don’t you see? Marcy understands me… she understands what I can do, what I’m willing to do, just how powerless they are to stop me.” He took another swig from the bottle and grinned at Andrias, “Understanding how hopeless their situation is will break Anne and Sash far more effectively than any taunting on my part ever could.” He shrugged, “And in any case, there’s even odds they’ll end up tearing each other apart. Cameron’s memories are quite explicit, their friendship had been undercut so many times in the past year it’s a miracle they’re on speaking terms. I mean… Anne and Sash tried to kill each other. You can’t just kiss and make up after that…”

“Still… I worry we’ve given the resistance a new tool… Marcy knows an awful lot about our technology.”

The Dark King chuckled, “indeed, consider it a stress test of our military. We’ll be going up against an enemy with perfect knowledge of our means and methods. Let her poke all the holes she wants, we shall learn from them and make adjustments accordingly in preparation for our invasion of the human homeworld. You shouldn’t be afraid of a chance to learn and adapt prince, we shall be all the stronger for it.”

Andrias shrugged, “If you say so… still I cannot help but shake the feeling this could come back to bite us.”

“Your bellyaching is growing tiresome.” The Dark King’s eyes narrowed, “get it through your thick skull; those children are at their breaking point, and Marcy cannot do a damn thing to change-”

“Annnnnd… that should do it.” Marcy’s voice rang out, echoing as the sounds bounced around the sparring chamber.

Andrias and the Dark King froze. Slowly turning Andrias stared dumbfounded as the frobot guard behind him spoke with the young girl’s voice.

“We’re live. Sasha, you’re up!”

*Crack*

The bottle in the Dark King’s hand surrendered to his fury, crushed in his white-knuckle grip, “Andrias… how many of them?”

“Right… yeah. Um… Hi everyone, my name is Sasha Waybright.”

Andrias felt a twinge of excitement run down his spine as his ears picked up the echo of Sasha’s voice, no, not echo, it was coming from the guards in the next room over, “I think… it’s all of them…”

“Most of you probably know me as the leader of the toad rebellion that terrorized the people of Newtopia a few months back. I attempted to seize power for myself without regard for the people of Amphibia or my friends who gave me the second chance I didn’t deserve. What I did was… selfish… and unforgivable.

So I’m not speaking to you today for myself, but for my friends who deserve your respect and admiration far more than I ever will.

Liberty in Amphibia is under threat of going extinct forever. This isn’t news to any of you who’ve been paying attention, but to those who have been trying to ignore the signs let me spell it out for you.

Frobots have occupied every town and village from the swamps of Wartwood to the mountains of North Tower. King Andrias Leviathan used the rebellion as an excuse to clamp down on your freedoms. To muzzle dissent and shackle your friends and family. Work camps have been set up to silence those who dare speak out, and worse still, entire communities have been exterminated for the crime of refusing to bow before a dictator.

Some of you might say this is the price of security and stability. You trust Andrias after all, he’s led you for a millennia and his family are the bedrock of the Kingdom of Newtopia.

I must shatter that illusion. Andrias has willingly handed control of the Kingdom over to a cruel and vicious creature, The Dark King. The Dark King is an enemy to life itself. He stole the body and mind of my brother. He ordered the extermination of Croakwood, he led the burning of the ancient city of Proteus, and most recently he reduced Wartwood to ashes in an attempt to kill the last resistance to his rule.

But despite his best efforts the Wartwood resistance lives on, we will continue to resist this tyrant, however, we cannot do this alone.

I will not lie to you. The odds are not in our favour. The Dark King has at his disposal the might of an army and navy meant to conquer star systems. His reach extends across the continent, and he will not hesitate to resort to cruel and brutal tactics to accomplish his goals.

But that is not to say he is untouchable. My friend, Anne Boonchuy, knocked the Dark King on his ass as we retreated, and Marcy Wu saw through the lies he poured into her ears for months on end. He is not all-knowing or all-powerful, we can beat him.

So I call upon you all, fight! Fight for your homes! Fight for your loved ones! Fight for the dream of a free amphibia!

For I promise. No matter what the Dark King and Andrias throw at us. No matter how much they tighten their grasp on this world. No matter how long it takes. We will never give up!

I am Sasha Waybright, commander of the Wartwood resistance and we will accept nothing less than total victory over the Dark King!

Remember Croakwood! Remember Proteus!

Remember Wartwood!

Waybright out.”

You could hear a pin drop in the sparring chamber, even the mighty engines holding the castle aloft seemed to mute themselves momentarily in the aftermath of Sasha’s words.

“So… at their breaking point huh?”

Silence!” The Dark King’s roar split the tension like a scythe, tearing through the hallways of the castle to echo throughout the great structure. His hand was bleeding, the skin shredded by the remains of the water bottle still clenched tightly in his fist. His breathing was laboured, shivering with rage, “this… this is a last pathetic attempt to rekindle hope in a hopeless situation.” With a violent outburst of energy he flung the bottle into the ground, “This changes nothing!

“We should respond…”

“Of course we should, do you take me for a fool!?” The Dark King snarled at the crown prince, his smug veneer shattered, “one more idiotic comment from you and I’ll gut you with my bare hands!”

Andrias didn’t respond to the threat, averting his gaze and remaining silent as the Dark King stormed out of the sparring chamber, blood dripping along the floor as strode, “Have a broadcast capture device brought to the throne room!”


Marcy flipped a switch on Frobo’s circuit board, “annnd cut, that’s it guys, broadcast over!”

Sasha shyly gave a thumbs up as the crowd that had gathered in Home Away from Home’s courtyard exploded into cheers. Anne ran up and hugged the blonde girl, “Great job Sash, you knocked it out of the park. Still… you didn’t need to be so self deprecating.”

“I just wanted to be honest…” Sasha shrugged, “seemed like the best tack to take.” She peered over Anne’s shoulder to Marcy, “And you’re sure it went out everywhere?”

Marcy looked up from her tinkering in Frobo’s head, “Oh yeah. All frobots, at least the basic model, operate on the same network and it has really subpar security. So anywhere there was a frobot your message was heard loud and clear, and since the Dark King’s been stationing frobots in every town and village well… I think you had a pretty decent audience.”

Sasha grimaced, “Let’s just hope they believed me.”

“Sash, stop worrying, you nailed that.” Anne released her friend from the hug and gave her a firm pat on the back, “I always forget just how good of a public speaker you are, and I’m blown away every time.”

Marcy nodded, lips pursed, “honestly.” This was followed by murmurs of assent from the onlooking crowd.

Grime crossed his arms and stuck his chin out smugly, “I expect nothing less from the best first lieutenant in the toad army.”

“Stop! No!” Sasha pulled her cloak over her head, cheeks flushed in embarrassment, “this is too much!”

As the assembled friends laughed Marcy glanced down at the back of Frobo’s head, “I think someone’s a bit ticked off at you Sash.”

Anne bit her lip, “Is it…?”

Sasha pulled the cloak off her head, “who else would it be?”

Sure enough, Frobo’s eyes lit up and a red hologram sprung into life, towering over the assembled frogs, newts, toads, and humans. Clad in his full battle regalia the Dark King stared out into the middle distance, cloak billowing cinematically in an unseen breeze.

Anne glanced at Sasha, seeing her friend’s shoulders arch as her whole body trembled in rage. She placed a hand on Sasha’s arm.

When the Dark King spoke his voice was smooth, contrary to the unsettling echo he’d addressed the three girls with at the ravine, Cameron’s natural voice was overlaid with several deeper and unique voices. They were blended perfectly, with no uncanny dissonance between words, it was refined and stable.

“My loyal subjects… I regret that the current crisis has necessitated my first communication with you to be under such… informal circumstances. Nevertheless, it falls to me to set the record straight.

I am the Dark King, rightful monarch of the Kingdom of Newtopia by the immutable laws of secession encoded into our great nation’s founding principles. I’m sure you’re all wondering how such a thing could possibly be. It appears I am no Leviathan, nor even amphibian. How could I hold a stronger claim to the throne than the illustrious Andrias Leviathan?

Simple, though I wear the flesh of a human I am in reality a digitized soul. Millennia ago the great rulers of the old empire, fearful that their wisdom might eventually be lost to time, uploaded their consciousness into a robotic form. A Core within which they stored their brain patterns and could advise their descendants on the art of rulership. Since that day every monarch of our great nation has ascended to this Core.

I am that Core made manifest.

Andrias Leviathan, in light of the chaos the road rebellion inflicted upon our nation, saw fit to relinquish his post as monarch so that I might guide our people through these troubling times.

Now… let me address the lies and misinformation Sasha Waybright just disseminated.

I shall first acknowledge the kernels of truth in her statement. Croakwood, Wartwood, and indeed the mythical city of Proteus are no more. I further acknowledge that these settlements fell by my direct order or, in the case of Proteus, my own hand. This I do not dispute.

What you all should know, is why. Why I would unleash such brutality against seemingly innocent people? There in lies the first falsehood. Innocent.

Make no mistake my friends. These people were not innocent. Sasha Waybright was the architect behind the toad rebellion that threatened to end the Newtopian society we all cherish. The settlements of Croakwood and Wartwood aided and abetted this shameful act of violence against the innocent people of Newtopia!

And what of Proteus? I must beg your indulgence friends to address that question we must ask ourselves a question in turn… why are the leaders of the resistance all human? Furthermore, why do I appear before you as one of them?

I have seized the human known as Cameron Waybright as my host so that I might turn the enemy’s might back upon itself! In his mind, I have found the truth of the matter…

These… alien beings, who came to our world from beyond the veil are bent on destroying our way of life! Why? Because they fear us!

The toad rebellion was a failed attempt by the human beasts to destroy our civilization because they feared our strength, our resolve.

The olms, with their terrible magics, jealous of our prosperous society, brought the humans here! Fortunately, I uncovered the truth and ended the despicable worms before their schemes could come to fruition. Yet despite their downfall, the Olms’ treachery persists. Their agents spread seditious lies and insurrection. Meanwhile, on their planet the humans gear up for war, wielding weapons powerful enough to extinguish all life on our planet.

It is in this time of strife and chaos that I come to you with a promise. I will not allow our civilization, which has stood for over ten thousand years, to crumble to dust! I will not allow these traitors and outsiders to ruin all that we have worked and bled to build!

So as I have adapted to a new form to lead you, so too must the Kingdom adapt to survive this calamity!

Hear me loyal subjects! In order to secure the future of our society and our way of life, the Newtopian Kingdom will be reorganized into the Neo-Newtopian Empire! For a safe, and secure… society!

As in the days of old, we shall be masters once more!

The human barbarians will be brought low!

The treasonous resistance will be hunted down!

And the citizens of Amphibia will enjoy the peace and prosperity that is their right!

This is the beginning of a glorious new chapter in our history friends. I am fortunate to be the one to lead us into it!”


As the Dark King turned away from the castle balcony where he’d been delivering his address, he was greeted by Andrias, patiently waiting at the entrance to the throne room, “What news?”

“I would say… mixed success.”

The Dark King swept past the prince, not even bothering to turn his head as he spoke, “for them, or us.”

“Both.”

Spinning on a dime the Dark King halted and glared up into Andrias’ eye, hate radiated off him like heat from an element, causing the prince to break eye contact almost immediately, “Speak. Plainly. Or never again.”

“We’ve lost contact with hundreds of frobot units in the periphery, at least a dozen towns have openly declared secession, and there are riots in the streets of the capital.”

The Dark King didn’t break his gaze, “And you would describe that as mixed?”

“Well… I haven’t been able to go over all the reports from the periphery villages and towns but…” Andrias coughed at the Dark King’s clawed gauntleted hand twitched towards his laser sword, “the riots in Newtopia are being handled… by the Newtopian guard.”

The Dark King’s eyes shivered for a moment processing the information, “the newt soldiery you mean? Not our frobot force?”

“Correct, and they’re supported by an ad hoc militia who have declared themselves neo-imperial loyalists.” As the Dark King relaxed Andrias felt a twinge of disgust as he watched the cruel smile appear on his features.

“So… it’s civil war.”

Andrias’ fist tightened. The feelings he’d been beating down for the last two months were threatening to run over. How could the citizens be so blind to this thing’s nature, how could they possibly dedicate their life to such a monster? Sure, he had, but that was different, he was family, and no matter how despicable its actions Andrias couldn’t imagine himself turning on family. At least… not yet. No. He crushed the sentiment before it progressed further, “So it would seem, majesty.”

The Dark King didn’t answer immediately, coolly striding over to the throne he ran his fingers over the metal coral surface, tracing the weaving patterns inscribed into it. With a flick of his cloak, he sat, hands gripping the arms of the throne like a child giddily riding a rollercoaster. A wicked smile split his face and the myriad orange eyes trembled in anticipation, “deploy the fleet. If the girls want a war, then that’s what they’ll get.”

Notes:

I can't think of a better way to celebrate passing 100,000 words than starting a war.

Chapter 44: The Amphibia Civil War

Summary:

I had ideas for stories that don't quite perfectly fit into the main body of this work so I've added some branches to this story

Tales from the Neo-Newtopian Empire (https://archiveofourown.info/works/57515326/chapters/146335849)
I'm going to put smaller self contained stories here, with slight overlaps with the main plot. Basically anthologies related to the civil war.

The Essential Guide to the Amphibia Civil War (https://archiveofourown.info/works/57511321/chapters/146324134)
World building and basically my notes on the factions, histories, and, and weaponry of the civil war.

Chapter Text

It is a period of civil war.

In the aftermath of what is becoming known as the Wartwood address, the Neo-Newtopian Empire is asserting its dominance across the continent. Frobot forces marked with the icons of the ancient empire have been deployed in terrifying numbers to towns and villages in the outer reaches of Amphibia. Fleets of starships descend from the sky without warning to annihilate resistance movements. Entire rebel armies have been wiped out in the blink of an eye, reduced to ash by arcane technology they scarcely understood. The advance of the Neo-Newtopian Empire’s for se has been nearly unopposed and everywhere one travels the rhetoric of neo-imperial true believers can be heard, proclaiming their inevitable victory.

Yet for all the reborn empire’s posturing, the Wartwood address’ success has been undeniable. For every town where loyalists welcome the frobot echelons as saviours, two more declare their secession. For every rebel unit that has fled the field, another has fought to the last frog, newt, and toad, frustrating the designs of the enemy. For every neo-imperial propaganda broadcast describing the unparalleled might of the Dark King, a dozen more stories are told of the lone guardian, blazing with the blue light of hope, that humiliated the monarch in single combat.

The fires of rebellion are burning in every town village and even in the metropolis of Newtopia. Hundreds of dissident movements have flocked to the Wartwood remnants. No longer a resistance, the Wartwood Rebellion has welcomed these groups into the first Amphibia Freedom Brigade and under the direction of Generals Sasha Waybright, Marcy Wu, and Anne Boonchuy they are bringing the fight to the Dark King’s forces.

As the continent descends into bloody conflict a rallying cry is ringing out across a dozen battlefields and can be heard from the streets of Newtopia to the wilds beyond the toad towers. As thousands march to the defence of freedom with the words,

Remember Wartwood.

Chapter 45: Princes of the Empire

Summary:

The civil war is raging across Amphibia and both the Dark King and the rebels are scrambling to find a path to victory.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

The air hissed and bubbled, screaming in protest as the fabric of reality was twisted into a shape that never should have been. The burning air formed a circle, five meters above the corrugated steel of the factory complex’s floor. The wind raised, tearing at the smog that billowed out of the bulbous smokestacks atop the central rounded structure.

From the wound in reality dropped a figure in midnight black armour. His cloak caught the wind, snapping about him violently as he fell. Through he slammed into the ground with tremendous force he landed practically mid-stride, laser sword rippling out from its hilt as he strode towards the girl standing atop the factory building.

Even though she held the initiative and the high ground, Anne could not suppress the shiver that ran down her spine as the Dark King’s eyes locked with hers. Fury shone through those glowing orange ovals; a thousand years of repressed malice focused down upon her like the heat of a midday sun. That alone would have been unnerving enough but after the last three encounters with her possessed friend Anne had picked up on something far more frightening, he was studying her. Anne knew she was stronger than him, faster too, Marcy had been quite specific in detailing the Dark King’s physical abilities, but of course, Marcy had also pointed out he too was aware of this. Though the three central eyes remained locked with hers, the rest of the Dark King’s optical units ran themselves over her frame, making her feel incredibly exposed. Standing atop the burning factory, a mangled cloak-bot dangling limply in her grip and resplendent in the blue glow of her calamity powers, Anne felt small.

Four more figures dropped from the portal, their pitch-black exoskeletons matching the Dark King’s own attire. The frobots fanned out, approaching the factory in a pincher maneuver around their master’s own advance. Each was armed with a unique laser weapon which they held loosely in their grip as they prowled around the factory. The first one, a lithe individual with sharp features, wielded a double-bladed sword which it held at the ready, ready to strike at a moment's notice. The second was shorter, its face twisted into a ghoulish approximation of amphibian features, in its hands, it twirled two curved laser daggers, perfect for skinning and peeling away at its prey. The third was a sturdy sort, its fingers wrapped around the haft of a broad-bladed laser battle-axe, plain and uncomplicated. Finally, the fourth frobot was armed only with a shorter cousin to the Dark King’s own laser sword, but around its body was a sash of pouches that Anne realized bore a remarkable resemblance to the magic bags she’d seen Maddie wield.

Squaring her shoulders the young girl pushed her apprehension aside and grinned down at the monarch, her voiced carrying over the crackle of burning oil and the creaking of metal, “You getting tired of us running rings around you yet?”

The Dark King did not stop his advance, “typical of Marcy to concoct a plan that involves running away from your problems.” A slight hint of glee trickled into his voice as he saw Anne’s brow furrow, “and of Sasha to send you to do her dirty work.”

Anne crossed her arms, suppressing the urge to rise to the Dark King’s taunts, “and it’s becoming pretty typical of you to fail to stop us.” There was a hiss and then the portal hanging in the sky evaporated. Anne grinned, “And it looks like this time’s no different, see ya later sucka!” Taking a step backward Anne felt gravity take hold of her. As she fell, she rolled over so that her stomach faced the rapidly approaching ground and willed herself upward.

As she climbed higher Anne’s ears caught the distinct click of two metal objects snapping against each other. That could only be one thing. A quick glance over her shoulder confirmed her suspicions, the grappling spike from the Dark King’s gauntlet had been launched. The pointed object made a hissing noise as it cut through the air, trailing a thin cable behind it. With a deft movement, she rolled to the side evading the questing projectile, allowing it to harmlessly sail past her. Glancing back over her shoulder once more as she rose into the sky, Anne’s eyes met the Dark King’s. Glaring back at her from atop Sasha’s brother’s face the orange eyes were narrow and spoke of untold fury. Anne smirked. Sticking her tongue out, she clicked her feet together and shot off into the wide blue yonder.


The Dark King let the grappling spike’s cable retract into his gauntlet, the thin metal cable making a screeching sound as it scrapped along the metal debris of the factory. Fire and smoke swirled around him, tugging at his cloak, the orange flames catching his eyes, enhancing their glow. He stood motionless; gaze fixed upon the receding blue spec. As it at last dipped below the horizon he let out a sigh and allowed the laser sword’s blade to dissipate.

To his left he heard Omicron approach across the field of debris, his metal foot pads crushing blasted plates of steel and glass beneath his bulk. The strike-bots, or as they were becoming known around the castle, the dark princes, had exceeded most of his expectations. Though their assembly was far too complex for mass production at this time Triple B had managed to scrape together the necessary advanced components to hand-build twenty units. After those had then been whittled down following the Dark King’s own inspection and training, the remaining dozen strike-bots formed a formidable elite cadre at the center of the Neo-Imperial army. Each, save for one ironically, was intended to be a completely unique design, moulded to suit a particular need of the Dark King as he conducted his war.

Omicron was the attack dog, fierce, loyal to a fault even beyond the absolute obedience of his other siblings. His bulky frame marked him as a close combat unit, with powerful servos designed to drive his battle axe into foes with as much ferocity as Neo-Newtopian engineering could muster. The dark prince walked up so that he stood shoulder to shoulder with the Dark King, following his gaze to where Anne had disappeared beneath the horizon. When he spoke, his voice was low and came out of his voice box like the growl of a territorial beast, “Shall I muster a flotilla to pursue father?”

The Dark King could not help but smirk at both the use of the familial term and the suggestion. Omicron’s thinking was single-minded, ever locked on the problem at hand, unbothered with the ramifications of the wider conflict, that of course was Alpha’s job.

“Pointless, the human would be a fool to fly along a trajectory that intersects with the rebel base’s coordinates.” As if on cue Alpha had appeared alongside Omicron, stepping over a floundering frobot unit trapped underneath a steel girder to reach her taller brother’s side. She gazed down at the standard frobot unit. Its body was twisted and warped from a gut punch delivered by Anne moments before the king’s arrival, yet it remained active, desperately trying to rise and greet its masters.

Her eyes were as cold as the metal plates that made up her body, far closer in appearance to the cloak-bot chassis she and her siblings were all based off than Omicron. She was the first, the oldest, and had been designed with the philosophy of command in mind. She alone of the dark princes came close to the raw data processing power of the Core, leagues beyond even the most robust super computers of Earth.

Without a hint of interest or remorse she turned her attention away from the frobot and back to the Dark King, “but of course, it is your decision to make, Father.”

The Dark King chuckled, “Was that sass, Alpha?” Not waiting for a reply he turned to Omicron, eyes narrowing as his face darkened, “As much as I would love to call a hunt against that brat we’d be playing into her hands.” He clasped his hands together behind his back, “She wasn’t wrong, they are running circles around us… call us a ship Omicron.”

“As you say.” Omicron extinguished his axe blade, affixing the weapon to his back.

Alpha watched the Dark King through lidded eyes, “this is the third time you’ve fallen for the exact same trick father…”

The Dark King’s eyes locked on her, “Care to rephrase that?” his voice was low filled with venom.

Alpha was unphased, “Negative. It fits the truth of the events.”

He turned to face her fully, eyes burning with rage and malice, mouth twisted into a snarl with teeth bared. Preservation subroutines engaged in Alpha, reserved for cases where death or dismemberment was imminent.

++HE IS ALL POWERFUL++

++HE IS ALL KNOWING++

Alpha’s legs moved on their own volition, taking a small step back, away from the Dark King, away from death.

In an instant the Dark King’s features melted into a warm smile, “Fair enough I suppose. The humans have a saying. Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me thrice… you can’t get fooled again…” he chuckled, “still doesn’t make any sense.”

Alpha blinked, “I fail to see the relevance.”

The Dark King rolled his eyes, “Epsilon!”

Across the compound the two remaining dark princes looked up. The one with a bandolier of magic bags loped over. Unlike Alpha or Omicron, he was clothed, his frame wrapped in cloths and rags made to resemble a hooded robe. Coming to a rest before Alpha and the Dark King he dropped into an elaborate bow, “how might I be of service father?”

The Dark King didn’t even bother to look down at Epsilon, his attention returning to the horizon, “Alpha, is wondering why I keep falling for Boonchuy’s blatant diversionary attacks.”

Epsilon looked up, his frame was similar to Alpha’s but far less armoured, with thinner facial features and exposed wiring between his joints where they showed beneath his makeshift robe, “forgive me, but I thought she was the smart one?”

Alpha registered the insult, logging it for future reference, and retribution. Despite this her voice remained neutral, not betraying so much as a hint of annoyance, “I am.”

A buzz of electric noise escaped Epsilon’s voice box, intended to approximate a sigh but coming across closer to a record scratch, “well clearly, you’re not smart enough to grasp the higher mysteries. Tell me dear sister, what is necessary for our father’s victory?”

Alpha answered without hesitation, “Elimination of the rebel elements.”

“No.”

Alpha’s eyes narrowed, “incorrect.”

Epsilon carried on talking as if his sister had not spoken, “The calamity box and the associated prophecy are all that matters. Controlling them breeds victory, all other concerns are secondary.”

“Mysticism has no place on the battlefield.”

Epsilon’s eyes narrowed, “you’re starting to sound like Upsilon, sister.”
“Enough.” The Dark King’s eyes flipped between them, “this discussion bears consideration, but not if you two descend into childish argument.” He gestured to the ship that was touching down at the other end of the compound, “Come. For now, let us evaluate what damage Sash and Marcy have done.”

As the four of them made their way to the ship the fifth member of the group prowled up beside them. The Dark King’s eyes gleamed and a grin played on his lips as it approached, “find anything interesting out there, Delta?”

The ghoulish features of Delta grinned back at the Dark King. Unlike his siblings, Delta had a fully articulated jaw, filled with razor-sharp needle-like teeth that made a rattling sound as he spoke. His limbs were long and gaunt, ending in dainty and dexterous digits. Out of all his siblings he alone retained the cloak-bot cloaking device. Its blue glow lit up his face from below, enhancing his already haunting visage. He raised a single digit up for the Dark King to inspect, a small smear of red liquid spread across it, “I found some of her blood, Father… I would like… mooooore…” the words sent shivers through his teeth, making a sound akin to a wind chime.

The Dark King grinned, reaching out he rubbed the top of the frobot’s terrifying skull-like head, his clawed gauntlet scrapping against the dark metal, “you’re such a little scamp Delta, how could I say no to you?”


Anne was still getting used to flying, not that she was clumsy in the air, or was in any way struggling to control her movement while in flight. No, what Anne struggled with the most was wrapping her head around the fact that she, Anne Boonchuy, was soaring through the air like some kind of superhero. When Sprig, Marcy, or Sasha had asked her to describe how it felt, she’d said it was basically like swimming. That was mostly accurate, sure, but in all honesty, Anne really couldn’t put the experience into words. How do you describe colour to a blind person or the smell of chocolate to someone born without a nose?

It was intoxicating, the rush of air, the power coursing through her muscles, the slight metallic tang to the air from the energy discharging around her, it was such a complex experience she doubted she’d ever be able to really explain it to anyone, even if she spent the rest of her life trying to do so.

She was flying low now, clipping the treetops as she flew past them. She reached a hand down, gently caressing the lush green foliage as it passed underneath her, tickling her outstretched digits. Anne closed her eyes, allowing the sounds and smells of the forest below to seep into her, filling her senses, temporarily drowning out the fire and fury that danced constantly in the back of her mind nowadays.

The war was tearing Amphibia apart, often quite literally. It had started off well enough, in the days after Sasha’s thousands had thrown their lot in with the Rebellion, declaring their commitment to a free amphibia. She remembered how excited Marcy had been, as she tallied up the numbers, how she’d stayed up until the crack of dawn sorting through requisition logs and troop movements so that Anne and Sasha could get some sleep. She remembered how Sasha had been reduced to a sobbing mess when every message of support was delivered with the phrase, ‘We forgive you’. She also remembered how quiet everything got when Grime read out the first casualty report.

The Dark King had not pulled his punches in the slightest. He was bringing the full force of his wrath to bear upon those unfortunates within his reach. The largest towns to declare secession were hit hardest, with ships raining fire down upon the streets and frobots moving in to wipe out any remaining pockets of resistance. By the end of the first day, they’d lost contact with almost a quarter of all the groups that reached out initially.

The rebels were spread far and wide across Amphibia, each group fighting their own personal war against the Dark King’s forces. While Marcy, Grime, and Beatrix worked tirelessly to bring the disparate rebel movements under a coherent command structure, Sasha and Anne had taken it upon themselves to buy them time.

The plan was rather simple, Anne would strike hard points in the Neo-Imperial network, factories, fortresses, excreta and bust them up. Inevitably, reports of her presence filtered back to the Dark King. From Marcy and their own brief encounter, Sasha was certain the Dark King would prioritize Anne’s capture above all else. Furthermore, Marcy had elaborated on the limitations of the calamity box’s portal generation ability. There was a cool-down period, stretched out considerably if the box was being used for other simultaneous activities, such as a massive industrial complex or maintaining a wireless connection to a helmet. Unless the Dark King wanted to risk serious damage to the box through overuse, he’d be restricted to a minimum of a day’s downtime between portal uses while the factories were running or an hour’s if the factories shut down.

Once the Dark King arrived at her location Anne would get the hell out of dodge, take a breather and then rinse and repeat. All the while, Sasha would be raiding armouries, ambushing patrols, and striking other such relatively soft targets to arm and relieve pressure from the nascent Rebellion. Under this scheme the Dark King would be forced onto the defensive, unable to ignore Anne lest she be given free reign to wreck his most important facilities and unable to respond to Sasha’s raids as the cost for stopping one of her raids paled in comparison to the loss of an entire hour’s worth of production.

Anne liked the plan, as it seemingly placed the Dark King in an unwinnable scenario. Sasha was a little less optimistic, however, the Dark King would adapt quickly. This strategy would only work for a few days, maybe a week if they were lucky before the Dark King devised his own strategy to counter them, or worse still, capture Anne when she was out there all alone.

With that final thought on her mind, Anne was brought back to reality as the steady burn in her muscles and lungs began building past the level of comfort. She flew lower still, sailing only a couple of meters above the ground lest her body give out mid-flight. Her stamina while transformed had improved significantly since her first fight with King Andrias, and every day that she set out cruising through the crystal blue sky she felt like she came back ever stronger, more attuned to the raging blue energy, able to hold onto the power for just that little bit longer each time.

The exhaustion still hit like a truck.

Anne blinked, arms sagging at her sides as her speed dropped. Her vision was fading, darkening as her lungs screamed for air.

Almost there.

Her foot bumped against a fallen tree trunk. She didn’t even feel the impact, only aware of it from the tell-tale sound of rubber from her only remaining shoe bouncing off wood.

Just a little further.

The effort proved too much. With a dull thud, Anne tumbled gently to the mossy floor of the forest, her speed having fallen so much that she all but settled to the ground like a falling leaf as the blue glow left her body. Rolling onto her side and sucking in much-needed oxygen, Anne was dimly aware of footsteps approaching her.

A voice called out to her, but she was unable to make out the words from the rhythmic beat of her heart playing a drum solo inside her ears. Rubbing her eyes Anne slowly sat up, her face slightly numb, “wat-wuz-that?”

Sprig handed her a canteen of clean water, “I said, that’s got to be a new record.”

Gratefully taking the proffered drink Anne emptied the canteen in one go. Wiping excess liquid from her lips she blinked again and shivered, clearing her vision and the pins and needles that had been peppering her body, “where are we?”

Spig tilled his head side to side as he did some estimates, “like… about two dozen yards from camp.”

“No way!” Anne accepted another canteen from Sprig, this time dumping the contents on her brow where it steamed slightly, catching the last remnants of calamity energy that clung to Anne’s hair like static electricity. She pouted, “man… I shouldn’t have farted around so much up there; I could have made it if I hadn’t been daydreaming…”

“Wouldn’t it have helped though? I mean it’s extra propulsion and…” he trailed off as he noticed the incredulous look Anne was giving him, “…yeah okay maybe… maybe not that.”

“Sprig. I’m the symbol of the Rebellion, what would people think if they saw that flying over them?”

The two stared solemnly at each other, unblinking before Anne’s lower lip finally began trembling, “hardly… the sound of freedom.” Laughter echoed through the once-silent woods as the young girl and frog doubled over in a laughing fit, unable to maintain their composure in light of the ridiculousness of the conversation.

Anne held a hand to her mouth, she hadn’t laughed like that in a long time and the ordeal had given her hiccups, “let’s… let’s get to camp and -HIC- and kick out feet up a bit.”

Sprig was wiping tears from his eyes with a nearby leaf, “yeah, I could go for that.”

Anne gave him a sideways glance, her chest occasionally spasming from the hiccups, “What do you -HIC- mean, ‘you could go for that’? That’s all you’ve been doing -HIC- for the last three days!”

“And it was really nice,” Sprig spread his arms out defensively, “what do you want me to do, lie?”

“Whatever.” Anne stood up, “Let’s -HIC- just go.”

Anne and Sprig’s camp was not much more than a tent, a makeshift firepit, an even more makeshift hammock that Sprig had failed no less than twelve times to set up, and the curled-up form of Domino 2 who had fashioned a makeshift bed for herself out of a pile of moss and soft leaves. As they walked into camp Anne noted that Domino 2 didn’t even stir, dead to the world as she slept, which it seemed she did for almost twenty hours a day. As Anne plopped down in the hammock Sprig made his way over to their tent and began unpacking some of the snacks Hop Pop had provided them with for their mission.

Tossing a cricket muffin to Anne he picked a handful of baby mantis cookies for himself and sat down on a stump to begin demolishing them. The pair’s peaceful afternoon was soon broken by the beat of wings approaching from above. Holding the muffin to block the sun Anne squinted up at the approaching object. It wasn’t a drone or a killamoth, it was far too… bird-shaped.

Joe Sparrow landed with a thump, his wings sending up a cloud of dust and gust of wind that knocked Anne out of her hammock with a yelp and caused Domino 2 to glare a hiss from her bed. Completely oblivious to the destruction her arrival had wrought Marcy leapt from the back of the sparrow, almost landing on top of Sprig who fell backwards off his stump, desperately grabbing at the cookies before they fell onto the forest floor.

Poking her head up Anne smiled weakly, “Hey Mar-Mar… you look… excited.”

“You have no idea! Whoops! Sorry Sprig.” Marcy hopped over the young frog who was floundering on the ground, reaching down to help him up, “careful you dropped you…” she paused, a small pink page had fallen out of Sprig’s pocket. It was ancient, yet bore no inscription or markings, “woah, what’s this?”

Sprig shrugged, speaking around a mouthful of cookie, “mmmf, found it in the Plantar tunnels, its just some mail someone forgot to write out, it was even in an envelope.”

Marcy ran her fingers over the paper, excitedly flipping it over in her hands, “this is the paper they use to write royal mail on before the fall of the first Newtopian empire! Only members of the royal family or members of the court were allowed to use it… they tree they made this stuff from went extinct centuries ago!” She delicately brandished the page, “please, please, please tell me you kept the envelop!”

“Why would I keep some silly old envelope?” He immediately recoiled at the expression that crossed Marcy’s face, “I mean… it’s probably still in the tunnels… back at Wartwood… if the Dark King didn’t burn them…”

Anne placed her hand on Marcy’s shoulder, “Hey, Mar-Mar, focus, what are you doing here?”

Marcy spun and grabbed Anne by the shoulders, “Sasha just got back from her last raid, and ooooooooohhhhhhh boyyyyyy Anna-Banana, she outdid herself this time!”

Anne’s head flopped back and forth as Marcy shook her, “Mar-Mar I- Marcy, please I’m still a bit motion sick.”

Immediately releasing her friend Marcy hopped back, “oh shoot, sorry Anne.” She grinned sheepishly and waved her hands up, “I just… it’s too exciting.”

Anne blinked away the rising nausea, holding up her hand to Marcy, “It’s okay, just, take a breath and tell us why you’re here. Sasha wanted me to hit at least one more target before we headed back-to-back.”

“Oh, yeah, Sasha.” Marcy clasped her hands together, “Well Sasha said you met some guy- no, guys? Whatever. Hivemind! She said you met this hivemind guy(s?) called Gary who could, like, join their minds together and think as one and well I thought that since Sasha found what she did that they could-”

“Marcy, stop!” Anne rubbed the side of her temple, “what did Sasha find?”

“A map!”

Sprig swallowed and popped another cookie into his mouth, “oh like a map of all the Dark King’s forces so we can see where they’re all deployed? Awesome!”

Marcy shook her head, “No, I mean, yes but that stuff’s kinda useless. I mean the Dark King would know that we know where his forces are; but then again if we know, that he knows, that we know, we can work with that; however, if he knows, that we know, that he knows, that we know-”

“MARCY!”

“Right, sorry. Ships!”

Anne buried her face in her hands, the fact that she had low blood sugar and was dehydrated was not helping, “what do ships have to do with anything.”

“You’re not thinking about it right Anne.” Marcy gestured over to Domino 2, who was giving Joe Sparrow the evilest eye possible as the bird was edging ever closer to her warm and fluffy bed, “Domino 2 is great and all but the moths aren’t going to cut it against starships in a full-on fight.”

“Well yeah, but that was never the plan with them.”

Marcy starred at Anne like she’d just spoken in a foreign language, “I’m gonna chalk it up to you being a little disoriented post superpower, but I really feel like you’re not as enthusiastic as you should be.”

Anne stared dumbly at Marcy for a moment longer before suddenly things clicked. Her eyes went wide, “you found us some starships!”

Marcy was practically vibrating, “yeah! Completely unattended, ready and waiting for us to pick them up!”

Sprig scratched his head, “where are they?”

Marcy paused, “Okay yeah, I’ll be honest, there might be reason they’re unattended…”

Anne froze, eyes locking with Marcy’s, “Mar-Mar… where are they?”

“…At the bottom of the sea.”


Andrias had come to hate the council meetings. Around the throne room was assembled the truly despicable crowd of sociopaths and psychopaths that made up the Dark King’s advisor board. Some were organic beings like him, most notably General Nir. The newt who had taken over command of the Newtopian Guard after Yunan’s treason wore a traditional blue Newtopian officer tunic over a stout body that hadn’t seen field operation in years. His face was square and he sported a bristling grey moustache that completely obscured his lips. He was by outward appearance a gruff, old-fashioned creature, part of the ancient martial tradition of the great city. Andrias knew better.

Also present were Triple B. Though their monopoly on R&D within the reborn empire had diminished somewhat in recent days, Bartley, Branson, and Blair remained integral elements of the royal court. Andrias had deliberately sat himself at the far end of the throne room from them, their incessant chatter was draining at best.

The rest of the council was composed entirely of the new frobot models the previously mentioned trio had concocted for the Dark King. Strike-bots, or dark princes as they were becoming increasingly known, slunk about the chamber. Out of the dozen in service, only three were actually present in the throne room. The rest, along with the Dark King, appeared in hologram form, their images projected perfectly by the many eye-like projectors of the core that was at the moment curled around the pillar atop which sat the calamity box.

Andrias hated them all. Alpha was, to use a human turn of phrase, a cold-hearted bitch of a machine, eager to point out the flaws in others while blind to her own. Beta was as greasy as any slimy salesman or two-faced politician, eager to please but even more eager to sleaze. Gamma was a monster pure and simple, only useful with a weapon in his hand and an enemy in front of him. Yet somehow Delta outdid him in the monster department, that thing was almost as twisted as the Dark King himself. Andrias could see why he was the favourite. Epsilon and Upsilon were full of themselves, each desperate to prove their craft was superior to the other. Theta had no substance, Andrias had known puddles with more depth than that prideful buffoon. Lambda was probably the only genuine one of them, and only because he had told Andrias point blank that he saw him as a potential threat. Andrias almost respected Lambda for his boldness, almost. Omicron was a bastard, worse still a bastard without any independent thought. Without command, the stupid brute either shut down or lashed out at those around him, entirely without thought for the consequences. Sigma was by any analysis mean, since her tenure over Newtopia began Sigma had all but demolished the society Andrias had spent millennia constructing. It would be hard to forgive anyone for that, especially if they were Sigma. Tau was slippery, always on the lookout for bits of information she could use against people in the future. Despite not talking much she was probably the one Andrias enjoyed spending time around the least as every interaction felt like walking through a minefield.

He paused, glancing down at the figure standing motionless at his side, Omega. Omega was… not much if he was honest. The youngest of the dark princes seemed rudimentary in comparison to their more modified siblings. They lacked any kind of specialized frame, being mainly an improvement over the mark two cloak-bot design that Triple B had pressed into mass production after the platform’s success in Proteus. Their personality was also far more basic, with the Dark King not even bothering to assign them gendered programming. The reason of course was Omega was, as their name suggested, the last of the experimental models. They would be the template for the next generation of frobot, once the resources of Earth had been extracted of course, there had barely been enough precious metals to construct the twenty units Triple B had thrown together and even then, the Dark King had ripped eight of them apart for failing to meet his standards.

Omega’s eyes flicked up, noticing Andrias’ gaze, “is something wrong sire?”

Andrias shook his head, “just… deep in thought Omega.” He hesitated, “your siblings usually refer to me as brother…”

“You seemed… unhappy with such familiarity.” Omega's eyes flicked back and forth between the other beings in the room, “I made adjustments so as not to antagonize you.”

Andrias was silent for a moment, studying the frobot closely. Omega was certainly different. They lacked the ego that weighed down the other dark princes, or the twists in their personality that made them reflections of the being they called father. Andrias stroked his beard, eyes narrowing, “shouldn’t you be over with Sigma and Beta? There won’t be much of note happening at this end of the council, my work to prepare the invasion force continues as expected.”

“I…” the frobot shifted, simulating unease. No. Experiencing unease. Andrias had seen the schematics, the work that went into these creations. They were complex and able to express and register a wide range of emotions. Well, except for maybe Alpha. Still, even Alpha was susceptible to fear, the Dark King had been very insistent the Dark Princes should feel fear and pain just as any organic being would. It still disgusted Andrias. Omega glanced up at Andrias, “I feel… more at ease by your side than at my siblings’… they do not… like to hear me talk.”

Andrias felt something twist inside his chest, probably a lose wire, he’d have to check on it later. He nodded, “very well, but don’t blame me if you miss out on the conversation.” He grimaced, there was no way he’d be so lucky.


“We’ve had a bad week boys and girls.” The Dark King’s features were venomous, radiating malice even in hologram form. He gestured to the map that floated before the council which depicted the movement of forces and rebels’ attacks across the empire, “Anne Boonchuy has struck three of our most important factory complexes and all the while what forces we can spare from the muster fields are spread thin across our territory. Rebel attacks are increasing in number and boldness, despite the losses they sustained at Greengrove, Fallowfield and, Hornhallow.” As the three towns blinked out of existence on the map the Dark King’s eyes scanned the room, “I have my own ideas on how we will proceed, but I wish to know where the rest of you stand on this matter…”

The instant he finished speaking Alpha stepped forward. The Dark King’s eye’s betrayed a hint of bemusement at her boldness, “you have something you wish to say, Alpha?”

“A reformulation of strategy father.”

Beta who was leaning against the walls of the throne room nudged Sigma, his voice box registering an electronic snort of laughter, “Two slaves say he kills her.”

Sigma didn’t so much as blink, “Done.”
Alpha continued, ignoring her two brothers, “It is my assessment that we are focusing on the wrong threat. My estimations show that the Wartwood Rebellion lacks the means to conduct a siege or assault of Newtopia or even the inner territories. Using current models, we can predict that it will take two weeks for rebels to reach a point where they can match our ground forces, however, they lack any means of contesting our aerospace supremacy.” Alpha reached out, manipulating the hologram so that it registered an image of Earth, “I, therefore, posit we accelerate our invasion of the human planet, secure the necessary resources deposits and then turn our full attention to the Wartwood rebellion.”

Delta peered down at the hologram, beady orange eyes examining it in great detail. His eyes fixed upon the population graph, watching it tick up in real time, “so much prey… how many do you need father?”

The Dark King smiled, “Oh… I’ll be greedy and say one billion but worry too much about that Delta. I’ve always believed in survival of the fittest…”

Delta’s digits clicked together in excitement, “mammal hide is so much more resilient… would I look good in a hat of ape skin?”

Once again Alpha ignored her brother, “by this strategy we will eliminate the greatest threat to our future plans and allow us to focus our efforts on internal stability.”

“Greatest threat… listen to yourself!” Epsilon waves his hand about, “The human with the calamity powers should concern us, not the primitive planet they came from.”

Alpha's voice box dropped a level, “You deny the value of the resource we would extract.”

“Materialism is insignificant in the face of the power of the calamity box.” Epsilon held a finger up towards his sister, “You would do well to remember that!”

Delta’s eyes flicked to Epsilon, “I would very much like to hunt the child. Children are always the most fun, their imaginations too much of the legwork.”

“Epsilon you’re as blind as you are broken.” Upsilon, though based on the same rough frame as his siblings was practically unrecognizable underneath all the accessories he’d affixed to his body. Tools, readouts, sensors and additional cooling units double his bulk, making him look more like a pile of frobots than a single unit. His voice box harmonized with the machinery growing off him, layering his words with a metallic hum, “The calamity box serves us still as an excellent power source, we need not waste resources securing something that is already firmly within our grasp.”

The more fail Epsilon trembled with rage, rags shaking free as he turned his attention to his hulking brother, “Ignorant pile of junk! Did you replace your memory unit with a plasma torch? The prophecy-”

“Ah yes, the prophecy.” Upsilon seemingly rolled his eyes but underneath the wire it was impossible to tell, “we need to govern the empire based on Olm superstition. Were that the Olms truly gifted with foresight they would not all be dead now.”

The creak of metal was audible as Epsilon’s grip tightened beyond advised mechanical limits, “prophecy is fickle magic, you would be wise not to so casually dismiss it were you capable of such higher thought.”

Before Upsilon could interject Lambda’s cold voice cut across the chamber, “I for one agree with Epsilon, Marcy Wu as too much insider knowledge to be ignored. In concert with Sasha Waybright’s recent tactical successes and Anne Boonchuy’s raw power they present a clear and present threat to Neo-Imperial interests.”

“Yes. We should face the foe that stands before us now, not move to face another.” Omicron glared at Alpha across the throne room.

Alpha returned the glare, “Unlike you Omicron, the empire is capable of doing more than one task at a time.”

Gamma slammed his fist into the ground, his holographic image shaking in response, “enough talk! Who am I to kill!”

“Silence!” All bickering immediately ended as the Dark King's voice cut across proceedings, “I have heard all I need to.” Walking out into the centre of the assembled council the Dark King flicked his hand and the images of Amphibia and Earth appeared side by side. He turned to face them all, “both arguments have merit. The longer we delay the invasion of Earth the worse our material and logistical situation will become. Conversely, we cannot ignore the threat that the rebels present, even without taking the olm’s prophecy into account all it takes is a lucky raid on the castle to seize the calamity box and everything we have worked for will crumble to dust.”

“So…” the Dark King held out his hands and the holographic representations floated down into them so that his hands engulfed them in a firm grip, “we will pursue both angles at once, with slight modifications to our overall strategy in both realms.” He held up the representation of Amphibia, “the current rebel strategy to tie down our forces has been quite effective; however, they ultimately lack firepower and manpower. We should expect them to devise means to remedy this. Alpha, lambda, the two of you will be in charge of this investigation. Find out what the rebels are after and be there before they strike. Gamma, you will report directly to them, go where they send you, and kill what you find.”

The three princes nodded, satisfied with their role. The Dark King held up the representation of Earth, “this… will require a bit more fineness. So, sit down and pay attention. Delta, Omicron, Tau, this is where you’ll be focused.”


The Dark King pulled up some images gathered by recon drones sent to Earth, “human military capabilities, despite having undergone tremendous development since our last survey of the planet remain rather primitive. They have developed high-powered kinetic munitions and over-the-horizon combat capabilities but all that pales in comparison to their greatest weapons…” The throne room was bathed in pale golden light as a representation of colossal explosion formed on the earth hologram, “this is a fusion bomb.”

Upsilon leaned forward, “such beauty…”

Epsilon scoffed, “Hardly planetary scale, it pales in comparison to the calamity gems.”

“The technology is based on rather primitive atomic science but one must appreciate the beautiful simplicity that elicits such destructive power.” The Dark King paused lost in thought as he watched the small mushroom cloud engulf a sizable portion of the continent it had been detonated once, “were it so that the humans could bridge the dimensions we might be in trouble, but alas for them their weapons can only be deployed on their own planet, making use of such tactics as last resort for their leaders.” He pulled up a new set of images, this time of humans in black suits and sunglasses, “which brings us to the only other aspect of human civilization that poses a threat. The human species is largely decentralized. The main governing body, known as the United Nations or more simply, UN.” He paused once more and smiled, “You will find many such abbreviations in human society, I personally chalk it up to a lack of intellect, they don’t handle lengthy terminology well.” He turned back to the images, “But as I was saying, the humans are generally oriented around highly irrational bodies, more concerned with sentimentality than actual substance. Popularity is often the first concern of the human oversight body, not results, as such I expect these organizations to fall in rapid order once it becomes clear to them that resisting a sustained orbital bombard will severely affect their public image. That being said, it seems the humans are aware of this, and have developed far more rational organs of their nations to counteract total idiocy. These entities, composed of the more intelligent members of the species are… creatively called: intelligence agencies.”

A round of hearty laughter followed this announcement.

“They put their smart people in smart clubs?”

“How long did it take them to come up with that?”

“What a joke of a species!”

The Dark King waved his hand to restore order, “Despite the humour of it, I warn you to not underestimate this sect of humanity. If humans are going to develop a way to fight back against us, it will be thanks to one of these organizations. They have begun doing so already.” Images flicked across the hologram, a slender dark-skinned man in a tight suit conversing with several other humans in similar if less flashy attire, an androgynous human with thick blonde hair testing an energy rifle at a firing range, and finally a van marked with human lettering: FBI. The Dark King held on the final image, “This group is already somewhat aware of our plans to invade the planet. Though they know precious little about us we should expect them to have already begun preparations. If our invasion is to be accelerated, they must be eliminated or controlled. The two individuals you saw before, I believe they are the local leaders of this group, shackling them or eliminating them is of immediate priority. With the leaders under our thumb, we can assess the situation and escalate from there. If we move carefully, we may be able to spread our control throughout the entire organization.” The Dark King flipped back to the hydrogen bomb detonation, “from there we will secure access to the human’s fusion weapon arsenal, with enough local firepower to exterminate life on the planet the human nations will have no choice but to surrender to us in short order.”

With a final flick of his wrist the Dark King terminate the projection, standing alone before the council, “Delta, Omicron, Tau, I am tasking you with this mission. Find the Federal Bureau of Investigation agents X and Jenny, shackle at least one of them for future use.” a cruel grin tugged at the corners of his lips, “of course, we only need one of them… I leave the fate of the redundant human up to you.”

At the back of the throne room Omega watched Delta and Omicron exchange a glance, Delta’s hungry while Omicron’s was cold. They shifted, the discomfort was back, especially whenever Delta was involved. Omega turned, “sire… I am unsure-” they trailed off as their eyes fell upon the empty space beside them. Andrias was gone.

Notes:

Why the longer than usual gap between chapters? Not gonna lie, logged a few too many hours in bg3 these last few weeks.

I regret nothing.

Chapter 46: Ever Darker

Summary:

Captain Bufo makes a new friend.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

It was dusk in the amphibia periphery, though you’d be hard-pressed to tell in this area of the continent. Thick clouds of smog, drifting east from the industrial heartland around Newtopia choked out the sky, rendering everything in a thin veneer of greyish green. There were no sounds of nature anymore, that which could migrate was gone and that which could not was poisoned or decaying. The ground was softening, becoming undone as the poisoned groundwater gnawed away at the roots of the plants holding it together. Gloom in every sense of the word.

“Scouts are back from their second sweep captain. Still nothing, the place looks deserted.”

Bufo ran a hand down his scarred face, it came to rest gripping his overgrown beard contemplatively as he took in the lieutenant’s words. The past few months had not been kind to the master of East Tower. His armour was torn and scorched with each smear of burned mantis leather a painful reminder of a near-fatal miss. He’d lost weight, all of them had. With the continent in chaos, farmers weren’t exactly growing crops for the toads to take as tribute, in fact, there weren’t any tributaries left to levy tax from. No tax meant no food, and since the neo-imperial forces in the area were all of the mechanical persuasion raiding their depots yielded rather little by way of sustenance. They’d resorted to foraging and hunting but as the war turned swamp and forest into a congealed mass of mud, blood, and oil even that was not enough. He shook his head, “And they checked for prints?”

“Yes sir, no signs of cloak-bots, all the prints are at least a day old.” Lieutenant Incilius wasn’t originally from East Tower. Promoted by Commander Cameron Waybright during the siege of Newtopia, Incilius had been one of the few north tower officers to keep their wits about them after Captain Aldo and his tower had been reduced to ash. Rallying what toads he could, Incilius took off after Bufo, who had fled along with his east company almost an hour earlier, at the time blissfully unaware of the massacre he was leading his warriors away from.

Bufo had taken an immediate liking to Incilius, his gruff no-nonsense attitude fitting neatly into Bufo’s strict command style. The captain furrowed his brow, “what do you make of this lieutenant?”

The toad’s mouth twitched hidden beneath his own developing beard, “A trap sir. Alternatively: Newtopian forces are spread thinner than we thought, or they cleared the depot out and now it’s just an empty box.”

“Then let us pray it is not the latter,” with a grunt Bufo clambered onto his feet, using the long wooden club at his side to stabilize himself, “company! Prepare to move out.”

Incilius watched through lidded eyes as the toads began seizing weapons and moved into their marching columns, “And what if it’s a trap, sir?”

Swinging the club onto his shoulder Bufo held Incilius’ gaze. The two toads stared at each other unblinking, their expression impassive and eyes dead. After a while, Bufo shrugged, “These toads know why they’re here, we all chose this.”

“Of course, captain.” Incilius’ eyes glazed over, “death or dishonour.”


The frobot compound was silent as the grave. Like all the installations belonging to the Neo-Newtopian Empire, it had cropped up overnight about a week ago, erected in a matter of hours by a tireless team of frobot assembly units. By Bufo’s estimation, more than a thousand such installations had been placed throughout the continent all to secure the Dark King’s reborn empire. Setting aside the atrocities places like these churned out on a daily basis, Bufo couldn’t help but respect the logistical genius it must have taken to enact the scheme in such a short period of time. The allocation of resources alone should have taken months, yet the imperials had done the impossible, all within a single day.

That being said, these strong points were hardly marvels of engineering. Being little more than an arrangement of corrugated steel boxes, surrounded by a perimeter wall all fabricated out of the same material, they provided practically zero protection to their occupants against ordinance. They were only meant to be points on a map, staging posts from which the Dark King’s forces could strike out against agitators and rebel holdouts. In short, they were a perfect encapsulation of neo-imperial thought:

Be the predator, not the prey.

He mulled the unofficial motto of the reborn empire over in his mind. The sentiment wasn’t entirely offensive to his own sensibilities. In toad culture might did indeed make right. There was a reason captains were the most fearsome warriors in their respective towers, Aldo, as always, being the exception of course. The senior leader of the toad army had not achieved that position simply by living long enough (though that was a feat in and of itself). Even in his decrepit state, he had been formidable in manners that trumped physical might, there had been none that dared make him their enemy, none that outlived him anyway.

“It’s hard to believe he’s gone…”

Incilius glanced at Bufo. The two were standing in front of the compound’s main gate, the rest of the toad army standing behind them in battle formation, waiting in grim silence as three toad scouts clambered over the palisade to swing open the said gate. He nodded, his mind practically never abandoned the subject of his former master, “Aldo… was more of an institution than a mere toad. The army won’t be the same without him. Amphibia won’t be the same without him…”

Bufo pursed his lips, “how old was that fossil anyways?”

A wry chuckle shook Incilius’ barreled chest, “beats me, Aldo was never one for idle chit-chat.” He scratched his chin, “though, from all the stories of Barrel the Brave he told, who is to say he was not from the age of the old empire…”

“Heh… were it anyone else I’d say that’s outlandish.” Bufo grunted in bemusement, “he did tell stories though…”

“I never had you pegged as an Aldo’s Epics enjoyer.” A smile threatened to break onto Incilius’ face, only succeeding in twisting the corner of his mouth to a neutral position from its normal dour orientation. Aldo’s Epics were shorthand for the myriad tales told by the ancient toad. In a bygone era the term had likely been meant as an insult, but as the ages eroded the memory of toads Aldo’s Epics became the fundamental to toad culture. They were never written down or recounted to outsiders, the understanding being that only toads should know toad history. Many newts had sought an audience with Aldo for the expressed purpose of cataloging his words, but all had been turned away.

“You don’t need to know everything about me, lieutenant.”

“Of course not, my apologies.”

They stood in silence for a few minutes, watching as the toad scouts ungainly clambered up the metal wall on grappling hooks. Eventually, however, the lieutenant’s curiosity overcame his apprehension, “what was your favourite?”

Bufo winced as one of the toads finally made it over the palisade only to fall down into the compound with a yelp of pain and a dull thud. He raised an eyebrow at Incilius, “as if there’s any question.”

As the compound doors slid open with a vicious scream of metal on stone Incilius shook his head, “I asked a question. Care to answer it?”

“The only good one.”

“Which is?”

Bufo shouldered his club and began walking towards the gate, the toad army falling in step behind him, “the Hammer and the Anvil.”


Sure, enough the compound was deserted, apparently cleaned out too. Bufo was about to call a retreat when one of the scouts that had climbed the wall came running around a corner, almost bowling the captain over onto his rear. Incilius grabbed his arm, steadying Bufo. Pulling his arm free with a grunt of annoyance the captain eyed the scout fiercely, “This apology better be good…”

“Sorry, captain I-” the scout dithered on the spot, “I- well… there’s a frobot outside one of the buildings.”

Instantly Bufo was alert, “Show me.”

As the scout led the captain away Incilius gave out orders in a hoarse whisper, “Defensive formation, first squad hunker down in that building. I know you’re low on charge but if you see something coming at us, I want no hesitation on covering fire. Second squad follow the captain. Third squad, you’re with me, we’re going to run overwatch. Fourth squad get back to the gate and hold it at all costs, we need to be sure we can high tail it out of here in a pinch.”

Peaking around the corner Bufo’s eyes narrowed. There it was, plain as day. A standard frobot unit, standard equipment too. It stood outside the entrance to one of the many storage warehouses of the complex. As Bufo looked closer, he noticed symbols engraved on the frobots chest. No, not engraved, burned. Five words in amphibian but written with the toad grammar variant of the language: talk to me for weapons.

The scout gripped his spear tightly, at the same time chewing his lip in anxiety, “What do you make of it, captain?”

Turning his gaze off of the frobot Bufo scanned the nearby building. There was no sign of movement or activity. If there were more frobots here, they were staying well hidden. Even cloak-bots would make noise or leave footprints in the thin layer of dust and ash that had fallen in a light dusting on the compound floor. Bufo was about to give orders when a voice ran out over the silence, “Bufo of East Tower.” The voice was warped as if passing through intense signal interference. Despite this, the words were comprehensible, “You are not in danger. Please. Approach.”

Bufo gave out a slight growl of annoyance, but with little else to do in this situation he stepped out into the open, “Show yourself!”

The frobot turned to face him spreading its arms out wide. It was then that Bufo noticed the eye colour was different. Not the usual crimson or occasional burning orange, instead this unit’s eyes glowed with a faint yellow, like that of sun rays passing through dense clouds. He also noticed the voice was coming from the frobot’s voice box, “This will have to do for now I’m afraid. You’ll understand why soon.”

Out of the corner of his eye, Bufo noted Incilius and the rest of his toads fanning out, surrounding the building, those with ranged weapons training them on the frobot. Relaxing his posture the captain approached the frobot, eyes still wearily examining its movements, “So you’re not a frobot?”

“This unit is my representative to you captain. It is disconnected from the rest of the frobot network and had its weapon systems discharged. Should you wish to attack it, it is defenceless.” The frobot lifted its energy arm cannon up horizontally for Bufo’s inspection, showing the side panelling of the weapon had been ripped open to expose the dead innards of the weapon.

Bufo’s expression did not change, “did you empty this camp?”

“Yes. I knew you were planning on assaulting the garrison and decided to provide you with a gesture of goodwill.”

“Why?”

The frobot’s head tilted, gesturing back towards the building it was standing in front of, “I’m sorry, but could we continue this discussion inside? The sky has eyes and ears.” Bufo glanced upward but the frobot shook its head, “Dragonfly drones when cloaked and high enough in the sky are totally undetectable to the naked eye. Come inside and I can tell you more.” Noticing Bufo’s glare it shrugged, “If you want to take precautions you can bring as many toads inside as you like.”

“So, you can trigger a bomb and kill us all in one fell swoop?”

“Well, I do have a lot of firepower stored in there so I suppose I could if I wanted to, but if all I wanted to do was kill you, I’d have blow up the entire compound the moment you all set foot inside.”

A snarl crossed Bufo's features, “what’s to stop us from destroying the frobot and leaving with all your weapons?”

“Nothing, but if all you’re after is a little extra firepower then go ahead, clearly I’m speaking to the wrong toad.” When Bufo made no further action the frobot nodded, “Then follow, we must speak.”

Bufo held up his hand, “I’ll handle this, everyone else stay clear of the building.” And with that, the master of East Tower followed the strange frobot into the warehouse.


Were the situation not so dire Bufo would have danced for joy upon seeing the interior of the warehouse. The place was filled with portable energy cannons, laser weaponry, and a massive stockpile of smart missiles and similar munitions. In the corner, he even spied what looked like an artillery platform. Clamping down on his excitement he let out a snort, “Nice collection you’ve got there, this doesn’t look like frobot weapons though.”

“You are correct” The frobot led Bufo through to a side room of the warehouse. Opening the door, it beckoned to him, “In here, please.” As the captain entered the room it stepped in behind him and closed the door, “All of this was originally intended for the Newtopian Guard garrison serving in Ribbitvale.”

The room was dark, illuminated only by a strange device at its center. Bufo stared at it unable to make head or tails of the mass of wire that enveloped the machine or the meaning of the numbers on the readout “How’d you divert it here? Ribbitvale’s not exactly nearby.”

“Frankly captain, the less you know about me the better for both of us. So, let’s just say I pulled some strings and fudged some numbers.” The frobot gestured to the device, “This is why you want my help.”

Bufo raised an eyebrow, “what is it ‘this’?”

Pressing a series of runes on the strange device Bufo flinched as a wave of energy passed through his body, causing his hair to stand on end. There was a high-pitched hum in the air, barely audible to his ears. The frobot collapsed to the ground, the light fading from its eyes. Before Bufo could express his shock a holographic representation of a rune appeared above the device, ‘connected’.

The same voice as earlier, still distorted, seemed to emanate from the rune, “though this machine was based on the designs of a brilliant young mind, this device is the only one of its kind. As you have witnessed firsthand it is able to completely disable any frobot unit within a one-kilometre radius.”

Giving the crumpled form of the frobot a hefty kick Bufo glanced back at the rune, “All right, colour me convinced about your usefulness. But you have yet to explain why you want to work together.”

The rune pulsated in tandem with the voice, “Because we want the same thing.”

Bufo scoffed, “Destroying the empire? Why me and not the Wartwood Rebellion? I hear Beatrix signed up with them if you’re looking for toads in particular. Hell, I’m pretty sure Grime still has Barrel’s Warhammer with him. Plenty of people want what I want, why come to me?”

“If all you want is to destroy the neo-empire, why aren’t you working with the Rebellion? My intuition tells me you and I want something more than justice Bufo. Is that the truth?”

Bufo’s face fell. He was silent for some time, eyeing the rune, thoughts churning inside his head. The rune remained silent, waiting respectfully for the captain to speak again. Finally, Bufo’s features hardened. When he spoke it was a whisper, barely audible over the hum of the machine that illuminated his scarred features, “You want the truth? I already served in a rebellion, and unlike Grime or Beatrix, I won’t abandon it! Not a second time!” His head fell, chin resting on his breastplate, “I heard what happened to my toad brothers and sisters that stayed behind when I fled back to east tower. I heard about the work camps; I heard about the executions. I saw with my own eyes North Tower reduced to ashes! I should be dead… I should have died shoulder to shoulder in the army I swore my life to… but now…” he spread his hands out wide, “whether the Dark King or the Wartwood Rebellion wins this war the toad army I knew and loved will never come back. Maybe it shouldn’t, fair enough, but any good captain should go down with his ship.”

“A death oath then…”

“We all swore one.” Bufo traced the scars on his face, their intricate design making a rough outline of his skull beneath his skin, “as we breathed in the ashes of North Tower we promised to give the toad army about one last glorious campaign. Something for the newt history books to gawk at.” Clenching his fist Bufo snarled at the rune, “satisfied? Now… tell me how I can hurt the empire…”

“There’s only one target in the empire of consequence. Aside from him, everything and everyone else is expendable and replaceable, no matter how close to the top…”

Though the static and distortion made it hard to discern the tone, Bufo caught a distinct hint of anger in the rune’s voice. He smiled, “the Dark King.”

“Precisely. I believe if we work together, we can deal a serious blow or even eliminate his imperial majesty.”

“Ha!” Bufo slapped his thigh, “and here I was thinking we didn’t have anything in common, you’re as crazy as me! Probably more so!”

“Are you not up to the challenge?”

Bufo wiped a tear of mirth away from his eye, “from what I hear of him? Absolutely not. But that’s the point, right?”

“Yes.”

“Then let’s get started. But one thing…” Bufo leaned in, “I’m not stupid, you’re some kind of high-ranking Newtopian. Honestly, I don’t care why you want me to kill your king, but I do need a name. Something to call you by when I’m talking this over with my toads.”

The rune was silent, still. For a moment Bufo thought the connection had been terminated but then it pulsed back into life, “Anvil. You will call me Anvil.”

A slight smile curled Bufo’s lip, “Perfect.”


“Far be it for me to question your genius father but…”

The Dark King's face was playful, with a warm smile stretching across his features. His eyes, however, shone with malice that swiftly informed Epsilon he should tread lightly, “but…?”

The dark prince’s robotic frame precluded the ability to gulp in times of stress or anxiety, however, his father was well known to elicit such biological instincts in him and his siblings. The two were descending the boarding ramp of the Waterdog class fleet ship that had shuttled them home after their encounter with Anne. Alpha had been dropped off in the city so she could coordinate with the local garrison. Delta had been deposited there too, along with Omicron. The two were going to join up with Tau so they could begin preparations for their excursion to Earth. That left only Epsilon to accompany their father to the castle, whereupon he had learned whom, they were meeting. He stuttered, desperate to find the right words, “but… uh I mean, well…” sighting the unmistakable profile waiting for them by the hangar entrance Epsilon’s fear was replaced with loathing, “but Upsilon’s an idiot.”

“A pleasure to see you too brother.” The mass of tubes and mechanical accessories that was Upsilon shouted across the bay, “I assume that’s what you said at least… my audio receptors must be acting up again.”

A muted crackle of audio errors escaped Epsilon’s voice box, a frobot approximation of a curse.

The Dark King chuckled, “Play nice boys, I need both of you at your best. Save the squabbles for when the project is complete.”

“And what exactly are we working on?” Epsilon gave Upsilon a final side-eye glare before the two fell in behind the Dark King as he marched down the hallways towards the royal workshop.

“The box.”

As they entered the workshop the massive form of the Core reared up from the bench it had been leaning over. The massive robot body was enveloped in a sea of twisting tentacles that spread out from it like roots from a tree, touching practically everything in the room. Epsilon let out a short burst of white noise in surprise, “You moved the box down here?”

“The throne room is fine for displaying the calamity box but for further development a more specialized environment was necessary.” The Dark King ran his hand over the brass lid, the three gems reflected in his myriads of eyes. A series of cables and instruments were hooked up to the book, most notably the three power transfer devices taken from the temples not so long ago.

Upsilon flicked several magnifying lenses into place and examined the box closely, “power output seems stable, the loss of energy from the blue gem seems to be insignificant.”

“It’s less than insignificant actually.” The Dark King stepped back, allowing Epsilon to examine the box too, “there is no loss of output from the box, even while Anne exerts her powers.”

“So that’s why we kept following her around…” Epsilon didn’t touch the box, turning back to the Dark King, “Then it’s as we suspected, the gems aren’t the source.”

Upsilon lifted his head, “elaborate.”

“During my encounter with the once great Valeriana, I was transported to a dimension parallel to our own. At the time I thought it little more than the normal use of the calamity box to access worlds but after some time spent pondering the nature of the gems, I think they’re more akin to conduits than raw sources of power. Conduits to another dimension, one where the calamity power originates.”

Some of the tubing on Upsilon’s frame twitched, “high dimensionality would go a long way to explain the gem’s origin and world-connecting abilities. What are we to make of this theory?”

The Dark King clasped his hands together, “While your brothers and sisters fight my wars, you two are going to secure my power base. Everything stems from the calamity box, yet my control over its powers is… lacklustre.” He stared into the blue gem, “That place… the one Valeriana sent me to, I didn’t feel alone there. There was… something else. Something powerful. I could feel it, like a whale gliding beneath the water. Unseen, yet its presence unmistakable.” His teeth bared, “That thing, whatever it was, I suspect it is the source.”

Epsilon was motionless, “such an entity… it’s power would be…”

Upsilon made a whirring sound as literal cogs turned within him, “…unfathomable.”

“And that, will not stand.” The Dark King’s eyes flared up with anger, their orange light tinged with blood-red crimson, “We will continue with the original plan to power my body with calamity energy, but I will not tolerate a power greater than myself to exist! In this world, or another!” Sensing their father’s rage the two princes fell to one knee, eyes cast down. The Dark King whirled around to face them, “Find this creature, find a way for me to kill it! Find a way for me to seize its power for myself, as is my right!”

For once Epsilon and Upsilon spoke in unison, “It shall be done, majesty.”

Notes:

Cat god's had it too good for too long.

Chapter 47: His Imperial Majesty

Summary:

Skullduggery in the castle.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

The royal chambers had always been grand. Home to the Leviathan family for a dozen generations, stretching back over five thousand years, every inch of the rooms was seeped in history. Every item was a relic plundered from a distant dimension or work of the finest Newtopian craftsman of their age. The furniture was carved from a now-extinct species of tree that had grown on the planet Verandia before the empire had triggered an ecological collapse during resource extraction. The duvet and pillows for the colossal bed were filled with the downy feathers of an avian species native to the same world as the Shadowfish. Despite the unsettling implications of one’s surroundings, the luxury of the chambers couldn’t be denied.


The Dark King gazed at his reflection in the standing mirror that reached over five meters tall. Commissioned by Queen Allisa the Titanic, whose title had been anything but hyperbole, the mirror had been hewn from a single vein of living metal which had then been paralyzed with specially designed neurotoxins. The end result was, quite honestly, no different from any silver mirror, but for the masters of the known multiverse, the idea of using a material as common as silver for such designs was ridiculous. As he admired the reflection staring back at him from the tortured creature’s frame the Dark King smirked. The efficacy of the mirror was dubious, but the entertainment value it offered? Immaculate.


He had shaven, taken a dip in the rejuvenation tank to finish the enamel repair on his broken tooth and changed out of his last suit of armour which bore the meat scars of calamity portal travel. His newest set of battleplate was still in the auto-forges but it mattered little, he was donning a new type of suit tonight, one to fit the festivities.
He winced slightly as the needle poked into his flesh, “hey!”


Lady Olivia, eyes glowing purple from the collar locked tightly around her neck, nodded compliantly, “Sorry sire, I shall exercise a greater degree of caution.”


“See that you do. It’ll take hours to get blood out of this thing.” He frowned. The tweaks made to the spore solution in the mind shackles had gone through a dozen different iterations since Lady Olivia and General Yunan had been fitted with the collars. He’d overseen the research personally at first, running the unfortunate mushroom entity locked within a castle cell through hundreds of genetic modification trials. Though the technology had progressed dramatically from the mindless automatons Olivia and Yunan had started off as the lack of control over higher thought made them poor playthings for his amusement. Sure, they could process terror and pain internally, but the deadpan expressions they constantly bore killed his enjoyment faster than the farmers he occasionally sent Yunan after.


Speaking of the dauntless general, she was standing on guard by the door. The Dark King liked to keep her close when he was about the palace or the city, ready to be let loose upon whatever unfortunate caught the cruel monarch’s ire. The Dark Princes could have filled the role, Gamma or Delta in particular were his favourite ‘children’ by virtue of their sadism, however, there was something to be said about turning a symbol of security into a monster. Seeing a grovelling rebel beg for mercy or attempt to break through Yunan’s conditioning only to be torn to shred never failed to brighten the Dark King’s mood in ways that Gamma’s unbridled rage or Delta’s menace couldn’t. Turning his attention back to the mirror he straightened his posture.


The royal finery was pristine and ornate. Festooned with sculpted coral jewellery, the coat was a warm grey, woven from the fur of killamoths. Gold trim ringed the collar and cuffs. The metal thread spun into a myriad of intricate designs, each one representing a king or queen of old, their heraldry and deeds creating a wearable history book of the reborn empire. Olivia was making the final adjustments to the piece. Assisted by half a dozen Core tentacles, she was fitting the suit to the Dark King’s athletic frame. Tightening around the waist, loosening around the shoulders. The Dark King held still, patiently waiting for Olivia to finish.


He hummed to himself as she worked. The notes were to a human ditty that had crawled out from the back of Cameron’s mind like a cockroach into the sunlight. Curiously, the name of the song eluded him. Cameron’s musical talent was laughable, so the likelihood of it being an original composition was minimal. His brow furrowed, passing through his host’s memories with a fine-tooth comb. Songs… Music… Sasha and the Sharps… he paused casting his mechanical attention over the section. Fairly standard fare. Cameron held considerable pride in his little sister’s talents, though it was slightly undermined by a significant level of jealousy.


In his mind’s eye, The Dark King rolled the playback of a particularly ingrained memory where Cameron had spent an entire afternoon attempting, and ultimately failing, to play a basic tune on a guitar. A half smile formed on his lips as the guitar was slammed into a chair after a final failed chord. He twitched, eyes narrowing, he was getting distracted. What was the name of that damn song?


With a final stitch Olivia curtsied and retreated, “it is done, majesty.”


The Dark King’s eyes blinked as he snapped back to reality. Twisting his body around to view his profile from different angles, the Dark King nodded in satisfaction, “Neatly done Lady Olivia… almost flawless.”

 

She remained silent; head bowed.


“But…” the word was laced with malice, delivered such that it almost sounded like a growl from an apex predator preparing to assert itself. His hand, clad in a dark burgundy silk glove struck with all the speed and precision of a serpent, thumb and index finger violently squeezing the female newt’s cheeks. He lifted her bodily, raising almost two feet into the air so that the purple glow of her eyes could be seen reflected in the blazing orange of his three central eyes. The Dark King’s features betrayed little emotion, he wasn’t angry, just setting a precedent, “No one… strikes the king, even by accident.” The fingers squeezed tighter, the pale flesh of Olivia’s face around losing what little colour they had as blood was violently forced away. His lips curled upward pensively as he pondered, she did make a neat tailor, death was probably overkill…


A small noise, barely audible even in the silent royal chambers, snapped him out of his daydreaming, metal scraping on metal. The Dark King’s head snapped around; sophisticated sensors packed into his helmet narrowing down the source, more than making up for the lack of exposure it afforded Cameron’s ears. Yunan.


The General’s face was flushed, her nostrils were flared, and her fists were balled tight. This is where the noise had originated, as the metal plates of Yunan’s gauntlets ground together. In an instant Olivia’s punishments were forgotten. The Dark King’s eyes moved rapidly back and forth, analyzing, formulating. One final test. His movements were slower now, deliberate, and easy to follow for the general. He reached his free hand out, gripping Olivia by the throat in a choke hold. Releasing the grip on her face the Dark King turned slowly. Olivia didn’t struggle, the collar around her neck, pushed slightly down by the Dark King’s large hand, kept her docile even as her body screamed for air.


A timer had started in the Dark King’s head, taking into account Olivia’s lung capacity and general health. He studied Yunan intently, watching the slight muscle twitches and the dilation of pupils. He heard her heartbeat accelerate and her breathing sharpen. A monstrous grin twisted the Dark King’s lips, confirmation. The mind shackles were only known to falter in one scenario, extreme emotional distress, particularly when it related to protective instincts. The more ignorant chalked this up to technology’s ultimate inability to truly tame nature, the Dark King chalked it up to the collars not being invasive enough.


He released Olivia, letting her fall unceremoniously to the floor. Bruise marks were starting to form on her face and neck, and as she pulled herself up off the floor her breaths were ragged. Folding his arms behind his back the Dark King began circling the pair of newts, eyes narrowing above the unnerving grin plastered on Cameron’s features. When he spoke, his voice was almost a full octave higher, marking his uncontrollable excitement, “No way!” stopping beside Yunan he leant down, placing a hand in front of his face as if he were delivering gossip between school classes, “do you… like her?”


Not waiting for a response, the Dark King threw back his head and cackled, “Hehehe, oh this is priceless! I mean… it’s not even Christmas, you girls didn’t need to get me a gift.” Grabbing the back of an ornate armchair he heaved it around so that it faced backwards to the two newts. Setting down into it on his knees so that his feet kicked out back into the air the Dark King rested his elbows on the chair back, and his chin in his hands. He glanced between them, “so… lovebirds…” he cooed before breaking out into cruel laughter, “What should I do with this new information?” his fingers drummed on his cheeks as he pondered, “I mean… I gotta kill at least one of you, right? Like… that’s practically mandatory.”


He altered his position on the chair, now resting his chin on only one hand, “Ah, but I kinda like to keep you both around, this is gonna be tough…” he pursed his lips as if in deep conflict, like a child picking which of two toys to play with, “nope… can’t decide.” Slapping his hand down on the chair with a dull thud he stood up, “Too many wonderful choices: I kill one of you, I have one of you kill the other… I’ll mull it over at the party.” Walking towards the great ornate door that led out towards the rest of the castle he paused, taking one last glance at himself in the massive mirror. He ran his hands through the short bits of blonde hair that were poking out from underneath the helmet, arranging them in a more organized manner. Satisfied with his appearance the Dark King grinned at the two newts, “now… I’m going to give you two young ladies the room, but don’t you get too frisky while I’m gone.” He chuckled to himself as they stared blankly back at him, “Well enjoy yourselves, next time you see me it’ll most likely be to kill one of you.”


The Dark King’s laughter, an evil twist of Cameron’s voice laden with a chorus of a dozen others, echoed through the chamber as he strode out of the room, nearly bent over double with cruel mirth at his own joke. The door slammed, muffling the noises of the monarch’s glee. Olivia and Yunan stood stock still, not quite facing one another. Over the course of the next six hours, the two would inch closer and closer to one another, battling against the compulsions of the collars with all their willpower. As the sun rose to illuminate the moss walls of the castle it would find Lady Olivia and General Yunan side by side, hands locked tightly together, staring with grim determination at the chamber door. Hoping with all their hearts that it didn’t open.

 



The Dark King whistled to himself as he traipsed down the hallways, away from his chambers. That same damn song was stuck in his head. Even the amusing distraction that tormenting Olivia and Yunan had provided hadn’t dislodged the damn thing. He tried to push it from his mind, turning back to the two newts he’d just left behind. It never failed to amaze him just how brain-dead creatures got when love was involved. Sure, he’d done his fair share of courting in his past lives, even done some rather embarrassing stunts for his queen or king. Hell, even Cameron had some humiliating stories from what the humans called high school, but as he looked back on those experiences, he saw them for the farce they were.


On the one hand, it wasn’t terribly surprising that reason was the first thing abandoned when a creature became fixed in the headlights of attraction. Reproduction was as base of instinct that ever existed, and rejecting one’s nature was no mean feat. It was necessary too, the continuation of the species, the passing down of knowledge. Any civilization worth its domain knew that a dying population was a dying empire. This is not what confused him. It was the matter of relationship itself that perplexed the Dark King, for fundamental to it was a kind of contract between creatures, a promise to share in life’s experiences, bounties, and hardships together.


The Dark King snorted, perhaps this was enough for the lesser beings, but it could never suit him. The master of the multiverse did not share power, he did not share knowledge, and he most certainly did not share in the prizes he claimed by virtue of the aforementioned. He had no equal, how could he? Queens and heroes fell before him, as did the celestial bodies above. King was really too small a title for a being such as him, he kept it only to provoke Andrias and torment Marcy. If that brat didn’t want to walk the path of destiny he had carved for her, then she would know the fire with which he burned the world was her doing. Let her watch the doom of her entire species, seared by the knowledge that everything was her fault.


His mood darkened as he continued down the corridor, Marcy’s defiance was annoying, but it paled in comparison to the revelation he had gleamed from Valeriana’s dimension. Something powerful dwelt there. A power possibly even greater than his or the calamity gems.

 


>“What is a king to a god?”



He whirled, teeth bared, eyes blazing, “Nothing!”


The Dark King froze. Regaining his composure he straightened his posture, fixing the suit and cloak which had slipped slightly from his shoulders during his violent outburst. Of course, it was nothing to him. No matter how powerful this god of the calamity stones proved itself to be, the outcome was predetermined. It would have a weakness, he would develop a strategy to bring it down. All he needed was information. There could be only one master of the multiverse, and it was not some lowly creature lurking in between dimensions. Pulling the cuff of his glove sharply to smooth out the crinkles in the fabric, the Dark King smirked confidently.


You can’t overcome perfection.


Satisfied he’d won the internal argument; the Dark King continued down the corridor to his destination, the palace ballroom. As he approached the great hall he was met with a detail of cloak-bots standing at attention along either side of the hallway led by a lone figure in flowing ornate robes. Seeing the Dark King approach Beta threw his hands open wide, the royal purple robes that hung from his lithe metal frame flopping about as he did so, “Ah, father, you’re just in time, the guests have all arrived.”


The Dark King didn’t even acknowledge the dark prince’s words, striding past him without so much as a glance. Without missing a beat Beta fell in behind him, snapping his fingers to indicate the cloak-bots should do the same. Scurrying up behind his master Beta hunched his shoulders and rubbed his hands together nervously, “So after the entrance fanfare there’s a few newts I think it’d be… uh… beneficial for you to meet. A lot of this crowd are the old political movers and shakers of the old kingdom, and they’re… well… dissatisfied with the more centralized power structure you and Sigma have established. I’ve done what I can to smooth things over, but a not insignificant number are here to petition for a return to the status quo… I had to practically prostrate myself before them to get them to meet with you and not Prince Andrias… uh…”


The Dark King came to a sudden halt, causing Beta to slam into his back, falling to the floor with a loud crash. The king didn’t even register the impact. His voice was coarse and cold, barely disguising his annoyance, “where is Andrias? He was to take part in this.”


Scrambling up off the ground Beta hurriedly fixed his robes, “The… uh… crown prince informed me that the mustering of forces for the Earth invasion, in concert with the intel from Omicron’s infiltration team, is taxing his attention more than he anticipated. He offers his apologies and says he’ll be in contact later this evening.” Though his features were fixed like any frobot, Beta’s ocular sensors contracted, a defensive measure when one was expecting to receive a blow. The mechanical equivalent of a wince.


A snort of annoyance escaped the Dark King’s nostrils, “fine, was there anything else?”


Relaxing somewhat Beta continued, “Well… I would greatly appreciate it if you didn’t kill all the guests tonight. Some of them could be quite useful in pacifying the citizenry.” Beta hunched a little more, shuffling awkwardly, “Just… please father, give me a chance with them. I really am making headway.”


The Dark King was silent for a moment, when he finally spoke his voice was dripping with disaffection, “And here I was hoping this party might be entertaining… very well Beta, I shall let you keep your pet projects.”


It was as if a switch had been flipped inside Beta. He straightened up, no longer twitching or fidgeting. His voice hummed with delight as he spoke, “Splendid!”


Of all his creations Beta was possibly the least interesting to the Dark King. Though his work as the diplomatic envoy and speaker of the empire was undoubtedly necessary. Negotiation wasn’t a language that resonated particularly well with the monarch. That was not to say Beta was soft by any means, beneath the snivelling sycophantic veneer he adopted was the cruel and cunning mind of an entity that had been purpose-built to thrive in the realm of politics. The Dark King wagered that should the opportunity arise Beta would eagerly make a play for the throne, a move not even the arrogant Alpha could stomach. That level of ambition made him dangerous, but also useful, and safe in the knowledge that nowhere in the multiverse could Beta drum up the support to challenge his father the Dark King held little apprehension.


The dark prince sauntered towards the colossal door that led into the ballroom. I curtain of fine red velvet blocked the way, its thick fabric dulling the sounds of merriment, music, and earnest conversation occurring on the other side. Reaching out Beta tenderly took hold of a drawstring dangling to the side. At a curt nod from the Dark King, he gave it a gentle tug and the curtain was pulled aside. As it did so a royal fanfare split the air, drowning out all other noise in the ballroom. Striding out into view the Dark King couldn’t help but grin as every eye in the room, organic and otherwise turned to witness his grand entrance. It was good to be the king.

 



Beta watched from the shadows as his father, accompanied by the cloak-bot honour guard, descended the ornate staircase to the ballroom floor. The King was greeted with rapturous applause, no soul wanted to be singled out as lacking enthusiasm. Beta allowed himself a rare chuckle. Most of those idiots probably thought that by pandering to the king they were kept in his good graces, it probably didn’t even cross their mind that the Dark King saw them as equally worthless as the peasantry they all looked down on.


He turned away from the door. While he of all his brothers and sisters appreciated a spectacle, he was also keenly aware of the benefits that came with perceived humility. Though he bore the title of dark prince, entering through a servant door disarmed the nobility in a way raw charisma never could. They let their guard down around someone they considered an equal, or better yet a subordinate. At least two of the Newtopia landed gentry believed him to be little more than a common frobot, only fit to deliver their demands to his father. Beta chuckled once again, it was jolly, the waveform derived from a variety of famous actors that frequented the Newtopia opera house, quite unlike the speech patterns of his siblings.


It was while he was mid-guffaw that Beta ran slap-bang into someone coming the other way down the servant corridor. Falling down into a heap on the cold stone floor Beta’s jolly demeanour instantly shifted, his voice venomous as he berated the other being, “Watch where you’re going imbecile!”
“Apologies brother, you rounded the corner so fast that…”


Raising his head Beta's eyes swiftly identified his interlocutor, it did little to soften his temper. With one swift movement, the lithe dark prince’s hand shot out, landing a blow across Omega’s faceplate. The smaller frobot fell backward, a sizable dent now located beneath its right ocular sensor. Beta's voice crackled with rage, the emotion in his voice synthesizer causing the words to break into static, “Of course it’s you! It’s al- bzzt -ways you! What the hell are you doing here Omega? Sh- bzzt -ouldn’t you be locked away somewhere? Out of sight out of mind?!”


Omega raised its head off the ground, as usual, its voice was sullen and emotionless, “I apologize if I interfered in your operations brother, I was simply trying to-”


Beta acted swiftly; his dainty hands belied a might beyond their appearance. Reaching out he gripped Omega’s left eyelike ocular sensor, pulling the item free in a shower of sparks. Tossing the sparking object back at the fallen frobot he snarled his voice cruel and mocking, “Enough! Brother this, brother that. We are not brothers!”


“Apologies, I-”


“What were you doing here? I thought you were assigned to Andrias. It’s bad enough that blue clod didn’t show up, but somehow you made it worse. You always do.”


Omega’s remaining eye blinked, “the crown prince is not present at the party?”


Beta gave it a vicious kick, “I tore out your visual sensors, not your auditory ones! Let me put it in a way even your underdeveloped mind can understand. Andrias (big blue guy) is not here. Got it?!”


Omega nodded, “do you know where he is located? I have vital intelligence I was to deliver to him.”


Instantly Beta’s mood changed once more. He held out a hand, picking up the fallen ocular sensor with his other, “Oh Omega, why didn’t you say so? Here, you look like you’ve taken quite the beating, let me help you up.” Lifting Omega onto its feet Beta tutted, “My my, you’re quite a mess, and your eye’s out. Let me fit that for one, hold still… and… perfect.”


Omega blinked with both eyes, “Your assistance is greatly appreciated br-” They paused as a muted screech of machine noise escaped Beta’s voice synthesized, “…prince.”


Beta slapped Omega heavily on the back, “think nothing of it, though I’d say that’s just a temporary fix. You should go drop by Triple B’s workshop; they’ll get you patched up.”


“But my information is critical… it cannot-”


Beta placed a finger over Omega’s “shh, shh, no arguing. I’ll take care of the information. What was it?” Seeing Omega pause Beta’s voice became honeyed and warm, “Omega, relax, this is me we’re talking about. Father trusts me, don’t you trust Father’s judgement?”


“Without question.”


“Exactly.” Beta’s frozen metal face seemed to almost smile as wrapped an arm over Omega’s shoulders in a very familiar fashion, “Come on, it won’t hurt anything. You just let me take care of everything and go wind down for the evening.” Seeing his words were starting to get through to the frobot Beta doubled down, “You know, Father tells me he’s very impressed with your performance, keep this up and you might make it to family member soon.”


Omega’s voice betrayed little emotion, “Father said that?”


Beta ignored the familiar tone Omega used to describe the Dark King, he was close now, practically tasting success. He loved that metaphor, especially since he was the only one of his siblings with the ability to process and taste food and drink. Of course, Delta claimed he could taste blood, but Beta always figured that was instability in his programming, not actual hardware. He nodded, “Yes, he says you hold great promise. You are to be the template for his future army after all, and do you know what a good soldier does Omega?”


“They obey commands.”


“Splendid! So… what’s the intel?”


“It’s a missive recovered from a recent raid in the eastern sector of the periphery. A rebel group formed from the remnants of the toad army has been operating in that sector since day one of the war. The group is led by former captain Bufo of East Tower who deserted his post to lay siege to the capital city four months ago.”


Beta nodded, “a missive? That’s quite flowery language for a note left by traitors.”


“It fits the definition accurately. It is a formal invitation to peace talks at East Tower. Former toad captain Bufo wishes to surrender personally to the Dark King and return to his post as watchman of the eastern periphery.”


Beta could scarcely contain his excitement, “Ahem… uh… yes… well… good job Omega. Do you have a recording of the message itself?”


Omega pulled a data slate out of their back compartment. It had scarcely left its secure confines before Beta seized it and began frantically skimming its contents, chortling as he did so, “Oh Father’s going to love this! Alpha too! Hehehe, in your face Lambda! All that scheming and I brought the eastern approach into the fold first hehehe!”


The binocular frame around Omega’s eyes twitched, giving the impression they had narrowed in annoyance, “with respect prince. That sector still falls under Crown Prince Andrias’ preview as it serves as a critical staging ground for our invasion of the human planet. His outreach programs and softer response to the rebel elements are likely responsible for this development, not any action you have taken.”


Beta’s eyes flicked up to Omega, “Unfortunate then that he is not here to make that clear. Now, go away Omega, you’ve served your function as a useful idiot admirably.”


“Takes one to know one.” The words were muttered so softly that Beta couldn’t make them out.


Beta glared at the frobot, “Did you say something? Speak up!”


Omega bowed, “Apologies prince. It seems my voice synthesizer has sustained damage; I shall report to the armoury for repair.”


Tucking the data slate under his arm Beta nodded, “Good, see that you do. Don’t rush back either, take all the time you need, as far away from me as possible.”


Omega watched impassively as the robed dark prince strolled down the hall, with a definite spring in his step. Turning away they muttered to themselves, “Compliance.”

 



Andrias looked up as the door to the command bunker slammed shut. Originally the former king had operated from the cozy confines of the castle, but recent events had necessitated a more private working environment. Here, on the outskirts of the city, Andrias could toil away at whatever work he so pleased, free from the scrutiny of the Dark King’s constant spying. The castle had been built around the Core after all. Its appendages and peeping eyes perforated the whole structure, giving the hateful intelligence unmitigated knowledge of any action that occurred within the confines of those walls, even areas one would hope to be private. In ages past Andrias had enjoyed the benefits of such a system. Many had been the plot uncovered the power behind the throne, from coups to tax fraud by the nobility. He had never expected to be on the other side of such a transaction, however.


A small smile turned the corner of his lips, “welcome back Omega.”


The dark prince, or strike-bot as their less charitable siblings preferred, glumly walked over and flopped onto the workbench that sat in the corner of the bunker, its surface littered with tools and replacement parts, “sire… I am in need of repair.”


Setting down the welding torch he’d been using on the large complex device at the centre of the chamber Andrias strode over to the workbench. Pulling up a far too small stool he perched upon it and examining Omega’s frame, “You’re allowed to call me brother Omega. Ohohoho, did Beta really do this to you?”


Omega didn’t move, remaining perfectly still as Andrias set to work their damaged ocular sensor, “Prince Beta was… less than pleased to encounter me.”


Andrias nodded. Ever since that meeting several days ago Omega had practically stuck to him like glue. It hadn’t taken the ancient newt long to figure out why. It seemed odd for a bunch of robots to have a runt of the litter, yet the allegory fit Omega’s situation with shocking accuracy. None of their Dark Prince siblings showed an ounce of respect or care for Omega from the day they were constructed. That wasn’t saying much though. The dark princes could be said to have a best a fraught familial relationship. Still, no single prince was treated with so much disdain as Omega, not even the psychopathic Delta who seemed eager to dismember anyone and everyone he came into contact with. After his quick… excursion… to the bunker following the meeting Andrias had returned to find Omega bleeding oil outside his chamber door.


Repairing Omega had started out as a practical necessity. The less attention Andrias attracted the better and letting the battered frobot sit dejectedly outside his chambered unattended would eventually draw the malignant force that was Triple B. After that it was only a matter of time till rumours spread. So Andrias had repaired Omega, taking it out to the bunker where he had set up a workstation to replicate Marcy’s electro scrambler.


Marcy…


Andrias felt that familiar feeling down in his gut. Maybe he just had a weakness for the unfortunate souls of the world. Or maybe it was that thing Olivia had called pure basic decency to care for the wounded and sick things of the world. Whatever the case Andrias found himself comforted in a way by Omega’s presence. The frobot was uncomplicated, blunt, and as of yesterday had developed a cheeky sense of humour. Turning the ocular sensor back into place Andrias’ eyes narrowed, more importantly, however, Omega was loyal, a foreign concept to anything organic, no matter how much you thought you could trust them.


Omega blinked the newly re-attached eye, “Thank you, brother, Beta’s mechanical expertise left something to be desired.”


Leaning back up from his hunched position Andrias cocked an eyebrow and smiled wryly, “Oh? Let me guess, he hit you with the old: ‘Let me fix that for you’.”


“Precisely.”


“He’s such a slimy bugger.” Andrias snorted, “It’s a wonder how the two of you are even related.”


Omega’s head tilted to the side, “We share a reactor design… and little else.”


“It shows.” Holding out a colossal hand Andrias changed the subject, “Did he take the bait?”


Leaning on the hand Omega lifted themselves off the bench, “Your clairvoyance remains enviable brother. Prince Beta’s reactions were precisely as you hoped. I expect he is making the claim for sole responsibility for Bufo’s surrender as we speak.”


“Beta’s not a complex soul, at the end of the day he’s only interested in advancing his own station by any means necessary.” Andrias turned back to the massive mechanical construct at the center of the bunker. He didn’t bother with a welding mask; his eyes had been replaced with prosthetics centuries ago.


Omega watched silently for a while before curiosity overcame them, “query… why do scheme against the Dark King?” In an instant Andrias was upright, in his left hand he held the welding torch towards Omega, with his right he firmly gripped the hilt of the laser sword at his hip. Omega held up their hands, “Please… I…. brother… sire… I retain no ill will towards you… cease hostilities please… let us converse.”


A million thoughts whirled around inside Andrias’ head. It was happening again. He’d let his guard down, let someone closer than he ever should have. What now? Omega would inform the Dark King of his scheming. Maybe he could pass it off as a power struggle against one of the princes? Beta was the obvious choice. Yes, maybe this wasn’t over. He could recover from this.


“Crown Prince Andrias. I bear you no hostile intent. Please refrain from aggressive actions.” Omega rubbed their newly replaced eye, “After all… it would be a shame for you to need to redo all your fine handiwork so soon.”


And then it clicked for Andrias. He lowered his torch; he loosened his grip on the hilt of the laser sword. He chuckled, the frobot curious. Probably too curious for its own good. There was no deeper scheme here, Omega was being their same old blunt self. Sitting down with a hefty thump Andrias shook his head, “You really are just a child, aren’t you? Stumbling around, getting hurt. Asking questions that get you in trouble…”


“My cognitive functions were designed to promote adaptation from an unbiased point of inception.”


“A mind without preconceptions…” Andrias’ combed his fingers through his great white beard, “You’re also a lot smarter than I gave you credit for, or at least a lot more observant.”


“Do not feel despondent. You are the only one to recognize my situation awareness exceeds my apparent capabilities. Even father… his imperial majesty has not acknowledged this…” Omega cast their eyes downward, “though my programming tells me I should challenge that assumption.”


Andrias’ eyes narrowed, “you are able to disagree with your loyalty subroutine?”


“Only as much as you are able to it seems…”


Andrias let out another chuckle, this one, however, lacked humour, “so… how much have you figured out?”


Omega walked over to the main viewscreen of the bunker, staring into it blankly, “In sum total my knowledge of transpiring events is limited to extrapolation of existing data. I presume you are responsible for the peace talks between Bufo and the Neo-Newtopian Empire. I also presume, given both your recent lack of enthusiasm for the Neo-Imperial regime and Bufo's past actions, that the peace talks are a trap intended to incapacitate either the Dark King or a number of dark princes. I also presume that the suit you are modifying is intended to match the Dark King in direct combat since your modifications seem limited to networking and connectivity overrides.”
“I guess I did a pretty poor job disguising my actions.” Andrias sighed, “Alright Wizkid, tell me this, why go along with my little plan?”


“As an organic might say: simple.” Omega turned back to Andrias, “I register a distinct thought pattern to see Beta cease functioning. This pattern is repeated for a majority of the dark princes.”


“Only a majority?”


Omega blinked, “The rest I process a thought pattern to never interact with them directly again.”


Andrias rubbed his forehead, “Despite the way you put it I guess we are of the same mind.”


“This brings me back to my query: why engage in subterfuge and acts of rebellion against the Dark King? All apparent records state you served the will of the Core for centuries without complaint.”


“Hard to complain when your master is always within earshot.” Andrias sighed, “Things are getting out of hand. Sure, we were conquerors in days past, but it was just a way of life not… a game for the entertainment of a twisted madman.”


“Records suggest you were to lead the extermination of the human planet.”


“Well yeah… it’s a lot easier to kill people you don’t know… and besides, there’s at least some honour to be had in combat… some measure of glory to be won on the field of battle.” He trailed off, cupped hands pressed against his lips. After a solid minute of silence, he spoke once more, “It’s… too late for me… I’m a butcher, son of a butcher, who was son of a butcher still. War runs in my blood, but maybe… just maybe if I’m at the reins once more I can rebuild the empire in a way that doesn’t taint our honour.” His eyes narrowed, “besides, somewhere deep down in that twisted metal mind is Cameron Waybright, and I’ll be damned if I don’t get a proper rematch against that brat.”
Omega's eyes remained locked on Andrias, “Are you going to aid the rebellion?”


Andrias bared his teeth, “Olm’s teeth! Never!”


“So, you plan to eliminate Marcy Wu and her companions?”


“Anne holds a piece of the blue calamity gem’s power within her. She needs to go. And as for Marcy well… even if she’d look past me killing Anne, I think the chances of us reconciling ended when I put a blade through her chest…” The gargantuan newt’s face then twisted in annoyance, “enough question, answer one of mine for a change.”


“Compliance.”


Andrias sniffed, it was a question he had feared asking ever since the conversation began, “You said you would help me against your siblings. What about your father?”


“Irrelevant.”


“Like hell it is!”


Omega held up their hands, “You misunderstand the statement. My action either way would hold little impact over the outcome. The outcome is predetermined.”


Andrias shook his head in confusion, “enough with the robotic drivel, speak plainly.”


Omega looked over at the Dyoplosaurus exoskeleton that dominated the bunker, its crested head towering over both the frobot and the prince, “very well. There is one truth baked into my programming. One that even after careful scrutiny I can find no falsehood or duplicity within. In organic terms, you could call it my guiding principle, the one truth upon which I build all others. It is not unique to me, every frobot from the most rudimentary drone to the other dark princes knows this truth and its veracity has been confirmed on multiple occasions.”


Andrias’ voice lowered to a growl, “You’re doing the opposite of what I requested Omega. Get to the point.”


“The point. Brother. Is there is one fact all frobot know without a doubt. His Imperial Majesty, The Dark King, The Master of the Known Multiverse, The Great Eclipse, is invincible.”

 



The silence that followed Omega’s proclamation was deafening. Andrias felt half a dozen emotions bubble within his chest: anger, despair, fear, desperation, panic, but above all else, he felt relief. Swallowing hard Andrias clicked his tongue, “It’s strange, yet liberating, to hear one’s fears spoken aloud… and that’s your expert assessment?”


“I have no data to the contrary. Even field reports where the Dark King suffered damage note that the foe was forced to retreat before they could capitalize on his weakened state. Even caulking the statement up to a programmed loyalty subroutine. His majesty possesses a level of ability that exceeds any recorded entity in known reality. Alpha possesses a far more sophisticated strategic processor than I am equipped with, and she was unable to devise a strategy to defeat the Dark King without invoking the calamity gems which he holds a firm grasp on. Even then the odds remain in his favour after the augmentations to his arsenal. It is not an assessment, it is fact.”


“So that’s it then…” Andris leaned his chin on his knee, “So are your self-preservation programs malfunctioning or…?” he shrugged, “I mean, you said it yourself, there is no hope of defeating the Dark King. Why help me?”


“My purpose within the Dark King’s regime is to serve as the first of a new generation of frobot. I am to be their… parental figure. From an organic point of view.” Omega binocular frames activated, giving the impression they were frowning, “when I think of my future iterations serving beneath the likes of my siblings, I register a thought pattern that directs me to inflict violence.”


“Baby’s first rage…” Andrias chuckled.


“This is not the first time I have registered the pattern.”


“I’m sure it hasn’t.”


Omega raised their hand, clenching it into a fist, “It is a parent’s duty to make the universe a better place for their offspring. If the Dark King cannot be eliminated it is better to shape the environment surrounding him to be less volatile and more conducive to… stability.”


Andrias shrugged, “very, analytical of you.”


Omega returned the shrug, “It is a calculated decision based on probable outcomes.”


“Good enough for me.” Rising, Andrias stepped over towards Omega, his massive bulk casting a shadow over Omega that left only the frobots golden eyes visible in the already dark bunker. He extended a hand, almost as large as the frobot itself, “When I was young all I ever wanted to was to win glory on the field of battle. I’m not convinced our odds are as bad as you say. I spent a thousand years as king making the impossible possible, but if we’ve already lost, then we’ve got nothing left to lose.”


Omega extended their own hand, accepting Andrias’ grasp. They nodded, “The outcome is certain, but I register what I believe you might call excitement when I think of the journey to our final destination.”


Andrias grinned, “Come then, brother. Let us plan the death of princes, and mayhap we’ll see a king bleed along the way.”

Notes:

R.I.P. James Earl Jones.

Were it not for you I wouldn't be writing my silly little story about a laser sword wielding dark lord.

Chapter 48: Rains, Parties, and Plans

Summary:

The Dark Kings plans are set into motion on Earth as well as Amphibia. Meanwhile the calamity trio make their own plans to secure the future.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Rain pelted the windscreen of the car with relentless fury, its incessant drumming only ever broken by the intermittent boom of thunder. Courtesy of a sudden early May heatwave the city of Los Angeles was on the receiving end of what many were calling a once-in-a-lifetime thunderstorm.


Jackson certainly couldn’t remember one as bad as this. Grimacing as he navigated the evening traffic through the gale the FBI agent muttered a cruse under his breath, narrowly avoiding a collision with another merging vehicle. Jackson was a tall man of Mediterranean descent. Sporting a sharp black suit and a crop of short black cut impeccably neat, he was even inch the picture of a federal agent. Slamming on the breaks as a beat-up SUV pulled into his lane without signalling Jackson’s temper finally exploded, “Fucks’ sake! Use your fucking signals!”


“I told you I should have driven.” Jackson didn’t take his eyes off the road but gave a snort of annoyance in response to his partner’s remark. Agent Talia was in one word prissy. She wore the same black suit as Jackson, but it was clear she’d had hers drycleaned before duty whereas his showed the wrinkles and dust artifacts indicative of multiple days of use. Her blonde hair was done up in a tight bun and her makeup was applied with machine-like precision, not spot out of place. The same went for her nails, which were a crimson red without a hint of imperfection. She sat cross-legged in the passenger seat of the back sedan, reading from the police report Mr. X had handed them an hour ago.

She didn’t even so much as flinch as Jackson slammed on the breaks once again, “You’re making it very difficult to read…”


“God, are you always this much fun? Because I’m starting to see why you’ve gone through two partners in one week.”


Talia pursed her lips, a slight smile lingering on her features that Jackson couldn’t see, “Save the water cooler gossip, pay attention to the road, you’ll miss the exit.”


“Fucks’ sake- yeah I know.” Jerking the wheel to the side Jackson pulled the car into the exit lane. As they left the highway, he let out a frustrated sigh, “Okay, rough patch is over. So, what’s the report say?”


Flipping a page over Talia shook her head, “You wanna keep your dinner down?”


Jackson shrugged, “I’m not going to wait outside the crime scene. So, either you tell me now or I get introduced to it face to face.”


“The victim was found dismembered in the living room of their apartment. Lacerations on the corpse seem to indicate the weapon used for the act consisted of several blades.”


Jackson let out a heavy breath, “Carlson… fucking hell. All the shit we do day to day, and he goes out from a home invasion… Did the police find out how the assailant entered the apartment?”


Talia flipped through the report “No.”


Catching sight of the police line across the road ahead Jackson flipped on his hazards, “Guess you’d have to been pretty slippery to get the jump on one of us…” Rolling down the window of the car Jackson poked his head out, “Hey! Officer! I was told the crime scene was a block from here, what’s with the tape?”


A police officer in a translucent plastic poncho rushed over to the car. He was an African American man porting a thick bushy mustache, “Agent Jackson? Agent Talia?”


“Yeah, that’s us. You gonna answer my question officer…” he paused, squinting at the name tag underneath the poncho, “Waters. Heh, living up to the name, eh?”


“Something like that sir. Seargent Holiday had us move the cordon out to here. People were losing their lunch at the scene.”


Jackson threw a glance over to Talia who shrugged. Turning back to Waters he copied Talia’s shrug, “Whatever, pull that tape up and let us through. I’m not walking a step more than I have to in this bitch of storm.”


Waters chuckled, “Can do.” Walking over to the police line he lifted the tape up and waved the car through.

 



Stepping into the apartment Jackson wafted away the putrid smell of corpse stink, “Gah! Fucken hate that smell.”


“I imagine everyone does.” Talia stepped past him, seemingly unperturbed by the odour.


“Except you, I guess.”


“I have a cold. Nose is totally stuffed up, can’t smell a thing.”

Groaning, Jackson coughed into his elbow, “Lucky you…”


The apartment was dark, and the two agents had to pull out their smartphone flashlights to navigate. Despite being totally enclosed it seemed to Jackson that the storm had somehow managed to penetrate the walls and blow through the apartment. Furniture was strewn everywhere, ripped and torn apart by a violent force. Bullet holes marred the walls and ceiling, Agent Carlson hadn’t gone down without a fight.


Jackson peered closed at the walls, “when did Carlson renovate? Gotta say the red wallpaper is not a good look.”


Talia, who was crouched down beside Carlson’s corpse at the center of the room shook her head, “It's’ not red, at least it wasn’t this morning.”


Jackson pulled a grimace of disgust, “seriously? How the fuck does something like this even happen? It's like someone attacked him with a human-sized blender.”


“Speculation helps no one.”


They continued their investigation of the scene, noting down the marks on the walls and the path the fight had followed through the house. Jackson approached the window, apparently the point of earliest contact. He examined the frame, noting five-minute parallel cuts on the side of the wooden frame. The weapons, or claws as was becoming increasingly apparent, had rested here. Pulling open the window he poked his head down into the alley behind the building. It was near impossible to see with the gale battering the building and contrasted with the dark grey of the building’s concrete exterior but still, he was able to make out the slightest hint of blood splatter just beneath the window. This is where the killer had entered and left from, “Talia! He went into the alley.”

 



The two agents exited the building into the alley. It didn’t take them long to notice the thin river of blood that was trailing from a manhole cover close to the end of the alley. It was dark here, even without the storm the streetlights barely cast their light this way and large swathes of the alley were cloaked in total darkness. Kneeling down beside the manhole Jackson swore, “fucker’s travelling through the sewer.”


Talia stood some distance back, an umbrella shielding her from the rain, “do you intend to follow?”


Standing up Jackson shook his head, “No point, whoever killed Carlson’s gonna be long gone by now. There’s no telling where they’d be.”


“I think… they’re a lot closer than you’d expect.”


“Wha-?” A sudden sound caught Jackson’s ears, audible even over the roar of the storm all around. It had been akin to a shriek or wail. Metal scrapping on concrete. Pulling his gun from the holster on his chest Jackson scanned the alley, “Talia! Did you hear that? Where is he?”


“Over here… human…” the voice was bone-chilling. Low and sinister it emanated from the shadows of the alley like a cold wind. A rattling sound accompanied the voice as if someone had left a windchime out in the storm. Two eyes appeared out of the gloom, red and evil in aspect they stared hungrily into Jackson’s very soul. The barrel of Jackson’s gun quivered, “s-stay back! Identify yourself!”


“I don’t parlay with prey…” the eyes drew closer. Lighting crashed overhead, and in its glare, Jackson saw two rows of needle-like teeth grinning at him. Fright gripped the agent, and his finger squeezed the trigger of his weapon. The muzzle flash illuminated a metal monstrosity leaping through the air towards him, dagger-like claws raised and teeth rapidly approaching his face.

 



Talia watched impassively as Delta flicked blood from his slender, sharpened, digits, “are you satisfied?”


Delta looked up, “My dear sister, whatever gave you that impression?”


The umbrella fell to the side, allowing raindrops to strike the holographic field that surrounded Tau. Though shorter than her other dark prince siblings she cut an imposing figure, retaining much of the original cloak-bot features they were all based on. Though Delta alone possessed the cloaking field, and an enhanced one at that, Tau had been gifted what she considered a far more useful and artful tool, a hard-light holographic emitter. She looked down in contempt at her barbaric sibling, who was holding the dead agent in between his jaws like a dog might a prized stick, “it was a rhetorical question, I had hoped you were installed with sufficient cogitation to process that. I have shackled two of the human agents and taken the guise of a third. A fourth guise will be helpful but I need not more and you draw attention to our activities with your incessant and childish demands for blood.”


Delta pulled his head back with a start as if he had been told a truly shocking truth, “But… there are so many of the humans, surely they would not miss a few hundred more? What about the small ones? Surely, I can hunt some of them?”


“No.”


Delta gazed down at the blood-soaked pavement, “…Father would let me.”


“Father gave command to Omicron. You will follow his directives.”


“Omicron hasn’t even left the sewers! All he does is manage drones all day.”


“The drones will secure our control over the humans’ fusion weapons. Omicron tasks us with securing the local human intelligence agency. Disobedience will not be tolerated at this stage brother. Comply or I shall recommend Omicron send you home to be replaced with Lambda or Gamma.”


The wicked maw of Delta shook with rage, teeth clattering, “I will not be replaced!”


“Then do not give me reason to request so.” Tau strode over to Delta. Reaching down she pulled Jackson’s ID card and wallet out of his pocket. Raising the umbrella up a slight hum filled the alley as the holographic display engaged. A stern olive-skinned face with short back hair glared down at Delta, “Return to the sewers, we shall assault the human base once I have secured one more thrall.” Hearing the sound of footsteps Jackson gave Delta a kick, “Go!”


Officer Waters flanked by two other police officers rounded the corner of the alley, pistols drawn, “we heard shots fired, what’s going on?”


Jackson waved from underneath the umbrella, “It's under control officer.”


Waters lowered his pistol, “where’s your partner?”


Jackson nodded his head over to a human form hunched over in the lee of the building out of the rain. Her head was down, and she appeared to be leaning heavily on the law. “Talia uh… well she got a little disturbed by the crime scene and when we came out here for a breath of fresh air a rat scurried out and well…”


Waters holstered his pistol, “I probably should report her for trigger discipline but after what I saw there I think I’ll just let it slide. I doubt any civilians even heard the shot over the storm, I only heard it cuz it was so close by.”


“Yeah… it was… grizzly stuff.”


Waters shook his head, “honestly, these are strange ass times. Between those four missing kids, the murders, whatever the hell happened with the Christmas parade, and now some FBI guy gets whacked in his own home? I don’t blame her for being on edge, feels like the whole world’s about to flip upside down given half a chance.”


Jackson sighed, “Well I think it's best we pack it in for the day. I’ll stay with Talia until she feels a bit more stable. FBI’s gotten everything it needs from the scene, she’s all yours.”


Waters grimaced but nodded, “Lucky us… well, you have a good night sir. Ma’am, hope you feel better.”


Watching the police officers depart Jackson waited until they were well and truly gone before the hologram of Talia dissipated. Tau had gotten lucky with her, snagging the agent while she was investigating one of Delta’s first victims. The poor woman hadn’t stood a chance against Detla, but in an uncharacteristic amount of restraint, he’d managed to keep her face largely undamaged for Tau to copy. Fitting her partner with a mind shackle collar Tau had rolled up to the FBI headquarters the next morning to begin her tenure as an agent. Still, Talia had been a fairly junior agent, with few connections or reason to be poking around in the Bureau’s affairs, Jackson would get her one step closer to the top, and Mr. X.


Sliding into the unmarked black sedan Jackson flicked on the radio as a hologram of Talia in the passenger seat appeared. He smirked, “alright, time to get to work.”

 



The Dark King set the crystal glass daintily upon the awaiting tray of a frobot attendant. Red liquid, thick and viscous, dripped down the edges of the shattered glass, mixing with the trace amounts of wine remaining in the vessel. Cruel mirth danced plainly upon the Dark King’s lips, “and that Baron… is why we mind our manners.”


The newt collapsed to the ground, hands grasping around his neck in a vain attempt to stem the bleeding. He gasped out in terror, but blood clogged his words and choked his voice. The Dark King let out a hearty chuckle, “didn’t quite catch that. Do you have something in your throat?” As Baron Ignatius Thorncrest, the richest newt in the western vale, collapsed dead to the ground the Dark King put a hand to his mouth, “Oh I see, you don’t have one.” He let out an eerie laugh as he spoke, his myriad voices making it ring about the hall like a wind of ill omen.


The three companions standing beside him joined in the laughter. Sigma, Lord of Newtopia, was resplendent in battle armour that bore resemblance to the armour worn by the once king Andrias, with his training cloaking giving the impression of a tail like any newt. Though designed after frobots like the rest of his siblings Sigma’s features were distinctly more angular, giving him a regal bearing designed to evoke the memory of the great kings and queens of Newtopia. Beside him was his sister Theta. The Voice of Truth was clad in a magnificent garb of many fabrics and jewellery, their colours weaving together in a hypnotic pattern of beauty. Indeed, in company no lesser than that of the Dark King himself Theta would have been the center of attention. The final member was General Nir. The old newt’s mustache bristled as he bellowed with laughter and his own glass clinked against his breastplate which had been extended to fit his girth.


The rest of the ballroom did not share in their mirth. Some of the nobles immediately set their glasses down, not wanting to dull their wits with spirits. Still, others downed ever more alcohol, their reasoning being they did not want to die sober. Despite this, however, the normal buzz of conversation returned, though with a heavy undercurrent of trepidation.


The Dark King shooed the frobot attendant away, “Fetch me another glass, I have no desire to eviscerate my lips upon that.” Turning to the general he snapped his fingers, “Now, general, back to our conversation before we were so rudely interrupted…”
Nir stared blankly at the Dark King, “Ah yes, uh…”


His eyes narrowed, lips curling in irritation, “I asked you. Will your guard officers object to taking orders from non-organics?”


The old newt shook his head sternly, “Nae, not at all.” He took a sip from his glass, and gave a crude wink to the Dark King, “ah least, should they, yee will not hear of it.”


A warm smile, laced with only a hint of the predatory nature boiling beneath, lit up the Dark King’s face, “most splendid.” His hand smacked into the general’s back with such force that the grizzled newt’s drink was forcibly ejected back into his glass, and he was left coughing and gagging.


Nir sucked in a tattered breath before returning the smile. The force his master had struck him with was no accident born of overexuberance. As with all things for the Dark King, it was a display of power, a warning that should the general fail, the king was more than capable of dishing out punishment with his unaugmented bare hands.


Nir was no stranger to these tactics, it was his employment of them that had seen his disgraceful departure from the Newtopian guard just five years ago. Stripped of rank and privilege for the meagre crime of enforcing the laws of the king on a band of travelling frog minstrels who stood in blatant disregard for polite society. He was forever grateful that, unlike the weak-willed King Andrias, the Dark King saw the value in his staunch adherence to order to the point of elevating him to ranking general of the Newtopian guard. It was a title he felt he wore with far greater dignity than that blockhead Yunan. Whoever heard of a general setting aside an army? Madness and vainglory. He cleared his throat, “If’n I take the meaning of this line of question sire, I am to be working with young master Sigma there.”


The regal frobot gave a curt nod, “I am forming a high council to administrate the matters of the city.”


Nir’s mustache twitched, “I see. And what of the current council?”


“They stray from the truth of our father,” Theta's melodious voice interjected, her words carried by a soft musical tune that played alongside her voice synthesizer, “we will provide oversight for these lost souls so that falsehoods might be banished before they infect the minds of the citizenry.”


“A shrewd precaution.” Nir nodded thoughtfully, “however, I imagine words alone will not convince everyone.”


The Dark King chuckled, the light that danced in his eyes hungry, “nor would I wish it to be so. Blood must at times flow general, I expect the guard to handle those that cannot be reasoned with.”


“Gladly…” Nir would have asked further questions, as to the effect of what the limits of the law were in the reborn empire, but his opportunity was cut short as a voice called out to the Dark King over the dull roar of the party.


“Father! I have splendid news!” Beta approached a data slate waving aloft in his hand as pushed through the throng of nobles that filled the palace ballroom.


The Dark King's eyes flicked over to the imperial chancellor, eyes narrowing, “there you are, where have you been Beta?”


“I apologize for my brief absence father, but I thought it only right to present you with a present at such a party as this.” He held out the data slate, bowing his head, “and if I might say so it is a worthy gift for such an evening.”


Taking the proffered data slate with all the enthusiasm of a dog owner collecting a pile of their pet’s excrement the Dark King ran his eyes over the item. He was silent for a moment, and Beta could feel his self-preservation subroutines preparing to engage. Then his mood shifted, and the corner of his mouth curled upward. He handed the data slate back to Beta, “A worthy gift indeed my son. You do yourself credit with such an achievement. So… Bufo wishes to return to the fold, eh? This is an unexpected turn of events.”


Sigma stroked his chin, “Alpha will be most pleased. There are many dormant caches and depots to reinforce our armies and navies in the eastern periphery. Removing the raiders that pester our supply lines out there is quite the coup.”


“My thoughts precisely,” Beta tucked the data slate back into his robes, clutching it as though it were a precious jewel, “then I shall make arrangements for a summit at East Tower.”


“At east tower.” Nir scoffed, “Bufo expects his majesty to travel out to meet him?”


“I am inclined to agree with the good general,” the Dark King tapped his cheek, “what king goes to others to receive tribute?”


Beta shuffled nervously, “With respect father. I am sure I could convince the erstwhile captain to make his way here but that would take time, time I am inclined to believe we do not want wasted. Why drag out negotiations for another month when we could secure the eastern reaches within a matter of days?”


Theta cooed, “Indeed, could you imagine? Why, I’d say if we waited a month Lambda might even have enough time to capture the captain.” Beta shot her a brief screech of machine speak, its meaning less than magnanimous.


“Fine. Make your preparations Beta, but I shall not stoop to this level again.” The Dark King’s eyes then flicked around the room, his helmet sensors picking up a noise long before the others, “Well then… it seems tonight is the night for news.”


As the rest of his companions turned in the direction of his gaze they saw and heard the unmistakable mass of machinery that was the master of artificer, Upsilon, dragging his over-designed mechanical carcass down the stairway the Dark King had entered from. Beta folded his hands into his robes, “I shall make to entertain our guests, engine oil does not come out of these robes easily.”


Theta nodded, her voice dancing to mocking ditty, “I shall endeavour likewise, fare thee well father.”


As the two pinioned princes departed to mingle, Sigma emulated a snort with his voice synthesizer, “peacocks.”


Nir nodded, “Aye.”


Upsilon made an attempt at a bow, but it amounted to little more than a short sag to his form, “Father, it is ready.”


The Dark King’s lips puckered, and his eyes shone, “do you refer to my armour or the hunt?”


“Epsilon puts the final touches on the latter, it shall be awaiting you by the time you have equipped the former.”


It was a rare thing to see the Dark King visibly tremble with excitement, yet as Upsilon’s words were spoken the jewellery on his magnificent cloak, stained with blood as it was, jingled as he struggled to keep the raw emotion in check. Raising a blood-soaked red velvet finger he indicated to Sigma, “Lock down the lower levels of the castle. Under no circumstances am I to be disturbed.”


Sigma gave a curt bow, “Of course.”


As he turned to leave with Upsilon in tow the Dark King paused. Turning he pointed to Nir, “It seems my schedule will not see me return to my chambers for some time. You will find Yunan and Olivia there, I’m leaving you in charge of them. See that they receive food and drink, I would not have them die before I can exhaust their entertainment value.”


General Nir was left alone as both the Dark King and Sigma departed, bent on schemes far beyond his ken. The old newt took one final sip of his drink before he gazed down at the crumpled form of the baron, still languishing in a puddle of blood at his feet. He gave a kick to the carcass as he muttered under his breath, “Food and drink for Yunan? Shame I’m far too drunk for it tonight, oh well. A day of fasting will do that brat some good…”

 



“Stop! Stop! I’m sorry… can we start over again from the beginning?”


Marcy Wu looked up from the table she was hunched over, both hands flat against the hardwood surface upon which she had smacked them down in her excitement. Papers thrown up by the young girl’s rapid movements still fluttered through the air, dancing around the command center as though the rebels had set up shop amid a forest in the full grip of early autumn. Marcy gave a slight cough, “Oops, got kinda carried away there… so uh… what level of beginning are we talking here?”


Gary, his purple mushroom pulsating with light, rubbed his temple, “I don’t know. How about what in the olms name any of this has got to do with me.”


Sasha, who had been following along with Marcy’s chaotic ramblings better than most chimed in, “Skip the ancient history bit Mar-Mar, focus on the what, the why, and the how.”


Marcy looked over at Sasha as if she were speaking a different language altogether, “but… that’s the most interesting part! How can I talk about relics of the ancient past without a lore dump!? It’s not possible Sash! Not possible! Like, for example, take this ship here.” Holding up a Newtopian data stale that had been buried beneath a hefty pile of maps and reports, Marcy flipped it around for all to see, “during the conquest of the Moss Men homeworld, the ruling monarch, Adonis Leviathan, didn’t want to risk damage to the newly renovated royal castle. So, he commissioned this larger ship to act as his command center for the duration of the invasion. It’s called a Hell Bender class and-”


“Marcy!” Anne, still suffering from a lack of rest following her latest encounter with the Dark King slumped forward so that her chin rested on the table. She stared over at Marcy, the sleep bags under her eyes making her look akin to a zombie, “I’ve got like, twenty more minutes of attention span left in me today. This is all very interesting but please, please, please can you cut to the chase?”


Pouting slightly Marcy set the data slate back down, “Fine, but it’s a mistake to skip exposition… uh… sorry, Sash, I kinda don’t know where to go from here…”


Sasha clasped her hands and pressed her two index fingers to her lips, fighting down the urge to snap at her brilliant but absent-minded friend, “Why do we need Gary, Mar-Mar?”


Marcy’s face immediately lit up, “oh right! Gary! You’re, like, a hivemind right?”


The mushroom twitched, “that’s what they tell me…”


“And you can, like, totally communicate instantaneously between hosts, right?” The table began to vibrate as Marcy’s fingers drummed incessantly upon it as her excitement grew once more.


Nervously, Gary glanced over at Anne, who mustered the barest approximation of a shrug from her slumped position. He nodded, “Yeah…”


“Well, see, we have a problem.” Searching around the mass of papers Marcy produced a large and detailed map of the eastern lands of the continent. Upon it, sketched in with red pen were a number of marking and accompanying notes, all in Marcy’s handwriting.


Gary looked down at the map, a bemused look on his face, “I think I can see your problem, if I’m using Tim’s cartography training right, those ships you want are about a thousand meters below sea level. I don’t know what kind of mushroom you think I am, but a deep sea one I am not.”


“Well yeah there’s that but I think we have a solution for that already. What we need you to do is what you just did a second ago?”


“Cartophraphy?” Gary blinked, confused.


“No. No. No. Accessing skills from your hosts!” Marcy pulled out the data slate with the Hell Bender Class on it once more. Seeing the look Sasha threw her way she hugged the data slate close to her chest defensively, “Don’t give me that look. Trust!”


Sasha relaxed her features sighing, “I just want you to stay on track.”


“And I will if you don’t interrupt me! Now, see here. There are two classes of ships used by the Newtopian star fleet: Salamanders, you all know them, they and a new variant cooked up by the Dark King have been buzzing about the skies since the factories restarted; the other is the Hell Bender.” She paused, “which I guess you all know enough about… anyways, the point is, all these ships need a crew, fast. I know how to operate them; the Dark King gave me a crash course while we toured the temples again.”


Gary shrugged, “can’t be that hard if you picked all this up in a couple of days.”


Marcy threw an incredulous side-eye his way, “I’m a quick study. I’m, like, the quick study. Besides, I was already familiar with ancient Newtopian tech well before that, and to my knowledge, no one else comes close.”


Anne’s head flopped forward more so that now her forehead rested upon the table, “you go girl…” She held up her hand, meeting Marcy’s for a high five before it too slumped down.


Sasha coughed back a giggle at their antics, “Ahem… getting back to Gary…”


“Yeah! So, we don’t have time to train up a whole bunch of folks as sailors, but if you were to just learn from me, we could have a fully trained star ship corps in a matter of minutes.”


Gary rubbed his purple stem, like a person would the back of their head, “That… seems like a lot of very complex information… I consider myself to be a fairly intellectually robust... er… and erudi- erudictacle… mushroom, but… I’m not sure even someone of my mental… bigness… could… ah olms damn it all, I’m not smart enough to do all that! Damn it, Marcy, I’m a mushroom, not a starship captain.”


Marcy rubbed her hands together, “I thought you might say that.”


Seeing the manic light in Marcy’s eyes sent a shiver of unease down Sasha’s spine, “Mar-Mar…?”


“Sash, you ever seen that really old video game Homeworld Remastered?” Before Sasha could answer Marcy continued, “I mean, I guess there was an original Homeworld game, but Cameron said I shouldn’t bother with the originals… anyways they’re like 3D star fleet combat sim games and there’s this character in them called Fleet Command. I mean she’s not actually called fleet command; she’s called Karan S'jet and her ancestor was in the latest game set on the planet of Kharak…”


An audible groan arose from Anne’s form before Sasha could interject. Though it contained no words, its meaning was translated to Marcy quite accurately. The Taiwanese girl grinned awkwardly, “Sorry, ah. So, Gary. I’m going to be our fleet command. You’re gonna give me one of those spores to put inside my noggin and then we’ll need a bunch of your people to crew the fleet and follow my orders.” Her shoulders wiggled side to side as she fought the urge to dance on the spot, “it’ll be like I’m playing a real-life strategy game!”


Gary shrugged, glancing at Sasha, “I suppose that could work. Though the ships couldn’t travel too far apart, I can only extend my reach so far…”


Sasha slammed a balled fist into her hand, standing up, “Not a problem. The only way we beat the Dark King’s forces is to defeat in detail. Concentrating our forces and picking off the neo-imperial stragglers is how we win this war. With Anne flying interference for our ships, we’ll have a significant advantage over the enemy.”


Gary nodded solemnly, “I only hope it is enough. Well, when do we begin?”


Marcy tapped the map once more, “Grime has gone to east tower to secure our passage through Captain Bufo’s lands. With any luck he returns tomorrow, and we begin diving down to the hulls immediately. Anne’s power is the key to restarting the ship's reactors but the only way she’ll survive at that depth is with her powers. So, I’ve fashioned a set of frobot exoskeletons with Polly to act as diving suits. We’ll get down there, activate the ships, and vent the water before Anne’s powers fade. After that, it’s just a matter of ascending.”


Sasha grimaced, “My mom took Cameron and me diving a little while back, won’t we have to deal with pressure and the bends and all that awful stuff?”


Marcy waved a hand dismissively, “I’m sure there’ll be a pressure setting on the ships, I’ll just fine-tune it so we don’t get the bends. Simple.”


Images of sea-borne horrors flashed through Sasha’s mind, Cameron and their mom had been quite clear about the dangers of resurfacing too quickly after a dive. The grimace didn’t leave her face, “if you say so…”

Notes:

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Chapter 49: A King's Crown

Summary:

A coronation and the hunt begins.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

It was the piercing sound of the auto-forges that roused him from his stupor. The unmistakable clang of the lambert hammers, named after its newt inventor, moulding plates of metal. The hiss of the Lambert welding probes, designed by descendants of the original Lambert many centuries later, fixing said plates together. Finally, the whistling of the Lambert threader, completely unrelated to the previous two, folded the wiring and electronic components fabricated in the dozens of factories across the empire into a cohesive whole. Cameron mulled the history over in his mind, a haughty monarch had insisted the engineer change her own name so they could keep the name Lambert on the assembly lines for it saved a lot of space on the requisition forms.


He blinked, where had that tidbit come from? He didn’t remember reading about it in one of Amphibia’s ancient ruins or hearing it from Marcy during one of her geek-out sessions. Then grim realization set in, and a shiver ran down his spine as though someone had dropped an ice cube down the back of his shirt, the Core. It was affecting his mind more directly now, seeding memories of its own within his brain.


The addition of memories didn’t bother him, or at least it was low on his hierarchy of present concerns, implanted knowledge could be useful. No, what concerned him was what else the Core had done to his head. Had it removed memories? Would he even know if it had?


Panic began to rise in his chest. His breaths quickened. His mother’s face, his father’s, Sasha’s, had he always had a hard time picturing them in his mind’s eye? No, this was normal… probably… hopefully… It was a whole new kind of terror that engulfed him, not being able to trust his own mind. That he was still able to consider any of this was a good sign. Then again, any attempt to rationalize on his part could be a pacification measure implemented by the Core.


Calm down. Panic will get me nowhere.


He would still recognize them if he saw them, right? Like, face to face? Cameron swallowed hard and closed his eyes, attempting to ward off the poisonous thoughts.



…why is it so cold?


Eyes?


He opened them with a start, memory and aphantasia instantly forgotten.


This is real!


He was suspended, about two meters off the ground, arms held up and outward and his legs similar but of course in the opposite direction. Dark metal tubes encapsulated his hands and feet, preventing all movement. These connected to scaffolding on his left and right, supporting his weight and holding him aloft. He was in the royal workshop, not a place he’d visited as himself, so his knowledge of its working was likely another ‘gift’ of the Core.


“Ah. The host stirs…”


Cameron craned his neck around so that he laid eyes upon the source of the voice. His brow furrowed, “Upsilon…”


“Your cogitation organ appears to be functioning… good. Neuron pathways are most difficult to repair.” The grotesque mass of wiring and mechanism that made up the master of artifice turned away from the data monitor he had been minding. Cameron had to fight down the urge to make a comment about wire management, antagonizing his captor would do little to improve his circumstances.


Cameron took in the rest of his surroundings now, the lingering haze of unconsciousness fading from his mind and vision. The workshop was divided into roughly two annexes. The first, operated by Upsilon, was situated to his right. This is where the lambert machines lay, along with a number of similar fabricators, each working away at some task Upsilon had slaved them to. The workbenches were strewn with power tools and gadgets of all varieties, most of which he recognized though he had never laid eyes upon them before, not his eyes at least. A prototype for the next generation of cloaking devices to be installed in future iterations of cloak-bots. An energy carbine, designed to provide equal firepower to the cannons equipped on standard frobot models but with a quarter the volume allowing for an effective quadrupling of destructive output.


These and many others besides were apparently the dark prince’s side projects, tinkering he had done in his spare time, of which he had little, to begin with. A slight shudder ran down Cameron’s spine as he imagined the technological terrors Upsilon would unleash upon his sister and Earth as a whole, for that surely was the next step in the Dark King’s plan.


Upsilon held up an appendage covered in ancillary grasping claws to such an extent that Cameron likened it to a hedge in need of pruning. The dark prince delicately slid his arm through the air, as he did so a mechanical tentacle extended from the scaffolding that held Cameron aloft. It held a rounded plate with a jagged ridge that ran down the middle of its convex side. It took Cameron a minute to determine just what he was looking at but as the tentacle approached its purpose became clear, it held a pauldron.


“I apologize for Epsilon’s failure; the sedatives were intended to last the duration of the arming sequence.” Upsilon's voice was cold and metallic, sounding like an early twentieth-century radio broadcast.


“Well… we all make… hrk… mistakes.” Cameron winced in pain as the tentacle violently fixed the pauldron in place on his left shoulder, “tell you what, why don’t you let me down for a minute to stretch my legs and we’ll call it square?”


Upsilon’s voice dropped in pitch to a low growl, barely discernible over the static that laced his voice, “I wasn’t talking to you, fleshling.”


Before Cameron could answer, the shrill voice of Epsilon rang out to his left, “The sedative worked perfectly, you’re just slow! Lose some kit, you lumbering oaf!”


Cameron shifted his gaze to the left side of the room. It could not have been more different from the industrial chaos of Upsilon’s annex. The dark cold stone of the castle had been laid bare, with only a plain red carpet at its center, upon which sat a thick table of treated oak. A number of potions, urns, and flasks were arranged in neat order upon the table but that was not what drew Cameron’s gaze.


Ever since waking Cameron had noticed a chill in the air. Not a cold breeze as if someone had left a window open on a winter’s day, but nevertheless it flowed from somewhere. The best way he could describe the feeling was that of a campfire’s warmth but inverted, a radiant cold that needed wind nor water to carry it. Laying eyes upon the item on the desk Cameron realized how right he’d been.


It was a spear, fashioned in the same style as the ones used to hunt wild boar in antiquity. The blade at its tip was as long as his hand twice over and the haft was easily greater than his height, likely reaching seven or eight feet.


And it was black.


No, black would imply a colour. It was a void, one that seemed to claw at the very world around it. With his face turned towards the weapon Cameron could see his breath in the chilled air, it began to gently drift towards the spear, even at this great distance, pulled in by the all-consuming void Epsilon had wrought.


The bandaged-wrapped dark prince was bent over the table, making esoteric gestures above the spear as he chanted words of power and magic. Seemingly sensing he had an audience, Epsilon looked up at Cameron, “Beautiful isn’t it.”


Transfixed as he was Cameron could only offer one word in reply, “no…” There was something very wrong about the spear, not just how it pulled at him but something deeper. Some primordial part of Cameron was terrified, urging him to run and flee as though the spear were an ancient predator.


Epsilon chuckled, “I guess not all of us can be true aficionados of the higher arts. Do you know what it is?”


He did. Another memory implanted by the Core no doubt. Epsilon had delved deep into the ancient lore of the old Empire, back to the days of Valerianna and the creation of the calamity box. It was in the legends of those times that Epsilon had discovered another myth, one of the creations of the gems themselves.


It told of a great and gentle presence that had entered the world and was dissatisfied with the darkness it found therein. So too did it see the far-flung worlds of all peoples, locked away on worlds so very similar but so far apart, and it lamented their isolation. So, the presence sought out an ally, one that it could bestow with the power to connect the lonely peoples and bring light to their realms. Long and hard did the presence seek before it came across a lowly newt of great wisdom and intellect. The presence told all to the newt and she readily agreed to lend aid, for she sought the unity of her people and thought the powers the presence spoke of would bring about her own dreams.


The presence bid the young newt bring it three gems of spectacular beauty and shape so that it might make them truly radiant. After several long years, the newt returned, no longer young but still with the fire of determination in her eyes. She produced three gems before the presence: one blue as the clear winter sky, one green as the forest leaves, and one red as the fury of the heat beneath the earth. The presence took these three and examined them, nodding in satisfaction as it turned them over in his hands. Then with a mighty roar that split sky, earth, and water, the presence tore at the gems, locked in a mighty struggle with their very being. For two days and nights, the presence fought with something that dwelt within the gems, and the destruction their battle wrought was terrible. At the dawn of the third day, the newt gazed down into the valley carved by the combat and watched as the presence finally prised its defiant foe free from the gems. It was darkness, the primordial darkness that dwelt in all places of the multiverse, easily driven off by light but never defeated, and forever ready to smother the light as it died.


The presence held the darkness within the stone aloft and blood dripped from its hand as the black thing bit and cut at it. With a final mighty roar, the presence threw the darkness away, but where it landed the newt could not say. Running over to the exhausted presence’s from she gazed in wonder at the gems she had given him, for now, they were truly radiant and coarsed with power beyond comprehension.


The story of course ended with the newt being revealed to be Valerianna and the gems the calamity gems, which the first empress would claim and use to found her empire.


But the darkness…


Cameron gazed at the spear. The most fundamental law of physics held that an action created an equal and opposite reaction, and this principle was reflected again and again in all aspects of reality. Was this then the equivalent of an inversion of the gems? Anti-matter to the gem’s matter? Unlikely, the gems were a source of power. A better description would be the spear was a black hole to the white hole behaviour that the gems seemed to exhibit.


“You do… I see it in your eyes.” Epsilon’s voice came almost as a whisper to Cameron’s ears, “I doubted that a weapon capable of spilling divine blood could truly exist, but now that it sits before me in all its menace and glory? Well… now I’m a true believer.”


“Divine. Keep your voice synthesizer muted and save us all from your inane superstitions.” Upsilon grumbled as he affixed another section of amour to Cameron. Stepping back, the dark prince lowered his hands and the tentacles retreated, “release!”


With a jolt, Cameron was in free fall, released from his suspended position as the scaffolding reacted with a hiss. He felt the impact of his feet as they connected with the floor, but it was deadened, far softer than a fall from such a height should have been. Presumably, whatever new suit of armour was being fashioned for the Dark King had some kind of kinetic dampener technology built into the frame. The descent also revealed the presence of a thick black cable that connected to the small of his back and trailed off along the floor behind him, to a point he could not see. Cameron didn’t take the time to dwell on the subject however, he was loose.


Had Upsilon forgotten he was awake in the midst of his sibling quarrel? Unlikely, it was a poor choice to underestimate the intellect of the dark princes. Why then? Taking a shaky breath Cameron’s eyes darted back and forth. There was an exit to his left, from there he knew precisely which way to the hangar, how to fly a ship and how best to evade the perimeter patrols. All he had to do was…


His heart sank. Though he strained with all his might the suit refused to follow his movements, its joints not even flexing as he tried to take even a small step towards freedom. Hollow metallic laughter echoed from Upsilon’s voice synthesizer, “I would advise against struggling.”


Cameron shot the frobot a venomous look. He growled through clenched teeth, “If I want your opinion, I’ll ask for it!”


Upsilon seemed taken aback momentarily, but he was quick to recover, “I do not have something so flimsy as opinions, fleshling. The force exerted by the synthetic muscles of the suit far exceeds the threshold of compressive and tensile strength found in human bone. All your efforts will gain you is pain and suffering.”


He’d lost his audience, however, as Cameron’s eyes flicked to a monitor that had lit up behind Upsilon in response to his voice. Ideas bloomed in his mind. Evidently, some of the machines in this room operated based on voice activation which seemed to include his own, that being the Dark King. Once again Cameron was left with a quandary. Was the suit similarly controlled? Unlikely but not impossible, especially if its controls were locked behind some passcode of phrase. He closed his eyes, wracking his brain.


Memories of the suit’s design came to him. It was far bulkier than that which he’d worn previously and had ditched the sleek and smooth design of most Newtopian armour in favour of a more medieval aesthetic. Sharp edges and ridges covered the dark metal, breaking up his silhouette, and turning him into a truly monstrous figure. Incorporated into this thicker plate were miniature versions of the shield generators that protected the castle and the ships of the fleet. They warped the air in a manner similar to heat distortions and their exhaust left a faint cloud of darkness around his very figure. The gauntlets were clawed as before but now lacked any of the tricks and gadgets they’d once held, no more would the Dark King rely on trickery to win battles, unrelenting power would more than suffice.


As he continued to search in vain for the passcode or command that might free him of his confinement Cameron felt his feet involuntarily lurch forward and to the side, he was turning around. Eyes snapping open, Cameron felt his stomach sink as he took in the sight before him.


There was the Core. The great machine sat behind a pillar of solid glass that occupied the center of the room, within the pillar lay the calamity box, its gems missing. Instead, the three transfer devices taken from the temples were hooked up to the empty gem ports and through them flowed the multi-coloured energies of the calamity gems. The transfer devices were connected to three thick conduits that ran all the way through the pillar, sprouting up from the floor and continuing up into the rafter of the workshop where they disappeared from view, travelling to yet higher levels of the castle. The Core shifted its colossal bulk, tilting so that poked out fully around the pillar in full view of Cameron. Cloak-bots, painted black and marked with the icon of the king’s guard stood at attention, forming an avenue towards the Core and the pillar. Its terrible glare fixed upon the young man and in the back of his head, Cameron heard a voice. It echoed about his mind, a facsimile of his own thoughts. Pain exploded in his temples, as though he’d gone a week without water.


>“My, my… don’t you look handsome in your new little outfit… go on young man, give us a spin to see how it fits.”


Cameron gave out a cry of pain as his body was forced into a twirl, finishing was an elegant leg.


>“Marvelous.”


“Get… Get out of my head!” Cameron’s voice was caught halfway between rage and terror.


>“Your head? Whatever gave you the impression it belonged to you? Approach, it is time for the king to receive his crown.”


Once again Cameron was pulled forward this time however his stride was elegant and measured, like a conductor approaching his stand. Upsilon and Epsilon silently fell in beside the pillar each one holding an item placed upon a red velvet cushion in the manner a ring bearer might at a wedding, or more likely, the royal armaments at a coronation.


Epsilon presented the spear, its unlight spilled forth and seemed to dim even the orange glow of the Core’s eyes. Frost was spreading on the cushion it lay upon and Cameron could see Epsilon nervously adjusting a bandage around his robotic extremities to prevent any accidental contact with the weapon.


What Upsilon held was perhaps less overtly terrifying but was no less noteworthy. It was a crown of great and terrible beauty. The same dark metal that made up everything associated with the Core and the Dark King had been forged into a robust headdress fitted for a human skull. Compared to the helmet which the Core had inhabited before, and which now sat abandoned on a nearby workbench, it was slimmer and had no vision meaning the wearer’s visage would be plainly visible. Or at least it would for most of the time, a mask accompanied the crown, adorned with the central glaring eye of the Core over the relief of a human skull so that the eye cut through where the nose should have been. Gone were the olm-like gill horns, instead formation of a similar design but far smaller rose up around the perimeter of the crown, giving it the peaks and points that defined such an object.


Overall, the crown looked like it had been forged from a number of broken blades, fused together and adorned with the trappings of the Leviathan royal family. This alone would give its wearer a dread aspect and with the detachable face mask allowed for terror to be personalized to the victim as the Dark King could adopt a twisted human appearance or fully embrace the alien aesthetic of the Core. Cameron’s attention was, however, drawn to a rather different feature of the crown: the jewels. Ensconced on the crown’s brow they blazed in radiant glory, one green, one blue, and one red.


With two of the greatest powers in the multiverse laid before him, Cameron could feel his knees wobble slightly. He’d been in the gem’s presence before but whatever shadow the spear had been cast from seemed to antagonize them. The air between them seemed ready to shatter, and a great pressure built within Cameron’s mind as his body was slowly brought nearer, a feeling not unlike that of a pressure shift while flying onboard an aircraft.


At last, he was brought directly before the pillar through which the calamity flowed to the empire’s factories and between the two dark princes. With a sudden jolt, he was forced to one knee. Through the headache, fear, and nausea that pummeled his senses Cameron lifted his head up to face the Core. Sweat ran down his temple and his complexion had turned pale, but still, his eyes burned bright as he starred down the metal monstrosity that had held him captive within his own mind for the better part of half a year now.


“Engage self-destruct!”


There was silence for a moment then a rattling screech was released from the Core. It was laughing.


>“Adorable.”


Cameron’s arm was violently hoisted to a horizontal position. Into his waiting hand, Epsilon thrust the haft of the Spear. Cameron didn’t even have a chance to cry out this time, the breath was ripped from his lungs as his body temperature dropped by several degrees, likely fatal were it not for the suit stabilizing his vitals. Veins became visible on his face, black as night and the whites of his eyes darkened substantially.


The Core nodded its massive orb-like body in an approximation of a nod to Upsilon. The dark prince approached. He paused for a moment, taking the time to witness the utter agony upon Cameron’s features as the spear fought to drain his very life force, “Savor these last few moments of reality, fleshling, they are the last you are likely to taste before you are too old and grey to be of use to us.”


A tear of black liquid dripped from the corner of Cameron’s eye. His voice was pained and hoarse but behind it still burned a fire undimmed, “I-if I ever… get out of this… you’re the first one I’ll kill…”


“Unlikely.” And with a steady motion, Upsilon set the crown atop Cameron’s head. There was a flash of light as it slid into place. The veins on Cameron’s face retreated, though his skin remained pale. His eyes flashed with solid colour. First black, then green, then red, then blue, then a combination of all four, and at last a final blaze of light orange light filled Cameron’s eyes and the pupils burned a pale yellow. The calamity gems on his brow burned brighter still, objecting to being so close to their dark opposite.


As energy crackled around Cameron’s kneeling frame Epsilon threw a cloak of black fabric about his shoulders, fastening it to his chest piece so that it flowed over his shoulders. Cameron’s head twitched and he rose to his feet, using the butt of the spear as a support. Reaching up with his free hand he reached up and ran gauntleted fingers down his cheek.


Turning to his two dark princes the Dark King gave a wicked grin, his face illuminated by the multicolour light of the calamity gems set into his dark crown, “This… is wonderful.” His voice was strong, once again layered with the myriad of voices that constituted the Core, and it was dripping in malice and delight. Closing his eyes he took in a deep breath, feeling the world around him with two new senses afforded to him, “I had forgotten the aromas of the world. You two have done me a great service.”


In unison with the cloak-bot honour guard, Epsilon and Upsilon knelt. The Dark King extended his free hand and one of the cloak-bots deposited the hilt of his laser sword therein. Igniting the sword the Dark King held both it and the void spear aloft, “The rise of one god necessitates the fall of another!” He held the spear point out, and as he did the main body of the Core behind him began to work away at the consols attached to the pillar that held the calamity box. A portal ripped into existence directly in line with the Dark King’s pointing spear. A wild look across his face and he grinned as he spoke, “I call a hunt! As in the days of old let the king’s party go forth a claim a great beast as prize!”


Pale blue light shone through the portal, no land, water, or sky was visible beyond it, only stars that twinkled in many brilliant colours. Upsilon stood and lumbered over to join the main Core body, “I shall remain to oversee portal operations, Epsilon attended to me.”


“Are you mad?” the wiry frobot rubbed his hands together in excitement, “we are travelling to the center of the multiverse to hunt its guardian, I will not pass up my chance to stare into the abyss!”


“I find your logic faulty, father is protected, you are not. I foresee few scenarios where you survive an encounter with a higher being.”


“You and your probabilities.” Epsilon’s voice was practically dripping with disdain, “There is more to the universe than your models and simulations. The higher mysteries require sacrifice… and risk. And for the secrets of existence, there is not much I would not risk.”


The Dark King for his part was ignoring their squabble and was striding towards the portal with relentless intent. Sensing his opportunity to join the expedition was fading Epsilon snapped his fingers at the cloak-bots, “Fall in, you lot! I’ll be needing some fodder.”

 


 


The Dark King strode out onto the impossible fields of the realms between realms. He breathed in the false air and smiled as he took in the endless stars that lit the realm. Last time he had been brought here against his will by the traitor Valerianna. He had felt small then, both due to the prospect of infinity made manifest before his eyes but also because of the presence of the creature moving through it. It had terrified him, an emotion he was far from accustomed to experiencing. Inflicting? Of course, but to be the one subjected to it was not an experience he ever wanted to go through again. The thought that something truly more powerful than he existed anywhere was anathema to him.

Standing before the tidal wave of its power he’d felt like a lost child, alone at sea, as a great leviathan swam beneath his floating form.


He was not afraid now. Armoured in light and armed with darkness the Dark King threw back his head and laughed aloud, his voice echoing throughout the realm. He felt it. Somewhere deep in the depth of this realm, it stirred, aware of the intruder in its realm. It was coming.


Behind him, Epsilon and the cohort of cloak-bot cowered. The dark prince was hastily weaving protective wards about himself and muttering words of prayer in the languages of a dozen dead peoples. The Dark King paid them no mind, he had not invited them here. This was to be combat between gods, what business did the little people have watching it?


It could have been seconds, it could have been hours, time flowed illogically here, but eventually, they broke upon their position. A great gale whipped up around the party, tearing at the Dark King’s cloak and Epsilon’s bandages. As it built in strength a great voice could be heard, rising above the tempest for all to hear.

 


I bid thee welcome, oh dark one.

Notes:

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Chapter 50: The Divine Right

Summary:

The Dark King lays down his challenge to the Guardian of the Cosmos.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

 The Dark King Versus The Guardian

Epsilon gazed into the kaleidoscope of light and energy that danced before his visual sensors, both in energy visible to humans and amphibians but also across the breadth of the electromagnetic spectrum. The very presence of the great beast that dwelt in this realm between worlds was enough to precipitate a cascade of exotic particles in the space it now occupied, showering all in attendance with forms of radiation last seen at the universe’s birth.


What Upsilon would have given to see this spectacle, Epsilon thought. What insights into the fabric of reality would his analytically minded brother have gleaned from this interaction? The advancements in Neo-Imperial energistics alone would be world-changing, perhaps creating whole new frontiers of thought for scholars to explore.


No. It would never happen. Upsilon was a being of application, not inquiry. Knowledge was only as useful as the utility it provided its possessor and was otherwise easily discarded. The master of artificer would turn this discovery into a means of destruction, the beauty of the universe turned against its own inhabitants in a grotesque display of the primordial forces of reality.


This was not to say the dark prince known as Epsilon, master of the higher mysteries, had a concept of beauty. His programming on the subject was rather limited by design. He was fully aware of the phenomenon organic beings described when they witnessed an item, moment, or individual of subjectively alluring quality, but he possessed no means of feeling that way himself. This was the bubble both he and his siblings lived in, possessing a keen understanding of the context they existed within but had been, deliberately, deprived of the tools to fully immerse themselves within it. It was a tactic the Dark King used to control his so-called children, creating a true barrier between them and the world beyond his rule they could never surmount. So, Epsilon had no concept of beauty, or of any of the finer things of the world. At least… he hadn’t before now.


Beauty was the only word he found within his cogitator units that describe the beast. It was simultaneously a singularity of light that banished all dark things before it and a great wave of peace that surged over him and calmed the anxiety induced by his self-preservation subroutines. That things of such age and grace lived just beneath the surface of reality filled him with a warmth, though his internal diagnostics registered no temperature change within his chassis. As he gazed into its majesty, he was only vaguely aware of the conversion that was concurrently transpiring between his father-master and the great beast. Even less so was he aware of the cloak-bots around him steadily undergoing critical system failure.



“You know of me?”


There are very few things in existence that are not known to me, and though I would wish it otherwise; yes, I do know of you, Dark King of Amphibia.


The great voice of the beast boomed throughout the starlit realm, echoing within the Dark King’s own head as its words passed over him. It was manifesting itself now before him, folding the space about it. He got the sense that it was diminishing itself, bending down in a manner not dissimilar to how a mortal man might crouch down to the eye level of a small child.


A snarl formed on his lips, “You would do well not to insult me, beast.”


The movement stopped. With a rush of outpouring energy the beast brought its full presence to bear, “And you would do well to understand the distinction between care and condescension. But very well, let us converse as equals.


As the Dark King scoffed the manifestation completed and the beast stood before him in all its divine glory. It appeared to his eyes as a sphere, but one that flowed into and about itself in a nimbus of colours, blue, green and pink. It seemed like a great eye engulfing his entire vision, staring both into and past his person. The monarch got the distinct impression that he was meeting a gaze coming from three perspectives, not one. As his own eyes finally adjusted to the wretched dysfunctionality of it all the realization came to him, it was a hypersphere. A high-dimensional object not meant to be witnessed by eyes which dwelt in three-dimensional space.


A small pain pulled at the back of his mind; the experience was uncomfortable. Indeed, a mortal mind, he estimated, would only withstand exposure for a matter of nanoseconds before collapsing into insanity at best and brain death at worst. It was fortunate then, that the master of the known multiverse was no mere mortal.


A voice boomed around him, though it came from the higher dimensional creature before him the noise seemed to emanate from the very air they breathed, “I am the Guardian of the Cosmos. Few are the number who can gaze upon my true form without fear, and none count themselves as entities bound to the mortal realms. I said before I know of you, so too do I know of what you intend by your visit to my home.


“If that were so, why bring yourself within blood-letting reach of my blade?” The Dark King brought his spear, black as the night, forward. Its point was sat meters away from the Guardian’s pulsating form, and the stars in occluded as the monarch swept it forward grew cold and dead. He leered into the deity of the stones’ features, “I hold your bane within my grasp, and even now I can feel it thirst for your light.”


I know all things that could be and those that can never be.” the pitch of its voice did not change, reflecting no fear despite the Dark King’s threats, “The outcome of this conflict, should that be the course of action you choose to pursue, being one of them. My existence can be traced back, along the axis you know as time, to before the birth of your universe. Death holds no fear for me, for I have lived far longer than any deserve.” A sense of vertigo boiled in the Dark King’s stomach as the world around him twisted, the stars streaming past him like comets as the landscape of the starry void shifted into something new, “ All I ask, black monarch of a reanimated empire, is that you allow me to show you the alternative paths you might tread. All equal in glory, if not in substance.



Smoke boiled from the chimneys of great iron cloisters, temples that seemed hewn from the shadows themselves, their walls black iron and stained with the blood of millions. Throngs of humans streamed into the temples, the black robes they bore marked with the same burning orange eye that glared down upon them from up high as Luna, Earth’s once pale sibling, crested the horizon. The skies of Earth were charred, poised by centuries of rampant industry and resource extraction, in service of an empire that now spanned the stars of a dozen universes.


Standing amid the vile scene the Dark King laughed aloud as he heard the telltale cries of live offerings being proffered up to his glory from within the temple walls. He turned to the Guardian, who now manifested as Marcy, grown now to adulthood and bearing the same crown of the three gems upon her brow as Cameron did now, “Is this supposed to make me quail? To repent for the wrongs, I shall commit? Do you see the power here?! This is divinity, true divinity, not the squalid hermit life you lead!”


The Guardian shook Marcy’s head, it spoke in her voice, calm and soothing though mixed with the chorus of the Core, “I told you I would reveal the paths you might walk. This is one of them, your great triumph. A trillion souls will know, and fear, your name and you shall rule unopposed till the last star of the last universe burns cold.


The Dark King’s eyes narrowed, and he gazed upon the light of the moon, his own eyes reflected upon it, “you are foolish to assume even that would be the end.”


Perhaps. At such great lengths of time, even my sight cannot resolve the truth of the matter, but that is not the point for which I brought you here. Yes, this future is possible but it is not certain. Your enemies are many, Dark King.


“Many, but weak.” The Dark King sneered, “A pebble cannot stop a landslide.”


I have seen many things in my long life, oh king. As improbable as it may be, somewhere in the infinite reach of the universe…” The Guardian’s voice shifted once more, still Marcy’s but now without the sibilant whispers of the Core. The Dark King turned, Marcy stood before him, Sasha and Anne too.


Anne spoke, “…a miracle happens…


Then Marcy, “…a coin lands on its side…


The Sasha, “…and even a pebble stops a landslide.


The world around them changed, swirling as a new landscape took shape. It was Earth again, but decidedly unmolested by the Dark King’s hand. Tall skyscrapers of glass and steel rose into the thin cloud of smog that settled over the city. All around them was the hustle and bustle of city life. People went about their lives, some journeys beginning, others ending. Homeless people slept under makeshift tents, young couples made out on city park benches. All around people were living through the best and worst days of their lives in equal measure.


In defeat, you are forgotten. Mortals are fickle that way. No matter the hurt or pain you inflict upon them they will pay more heed to the present than any lessons taught to them in the past, for better or worse.


The Dark King curled his lip, his annoyance was plain in his voice, “Does your philosophy have a point, Guardian?”


Once more the scene shifted and now the Dark King and the Guardian, this time clad as Cameron in a long white lab coat, stood overlooking the same city as before. Now though, the air was clear, and the buildings grew taller and were beautiful in their grace. Feats of architectural beauty, unmatched by any due to the limits of Euclidean geometry and the known laws of physics, dotted the city. The ocean gleamed a brilliant blue and in the waters, the Dark King could see sea life teeming in numbers that had only existed prior to human overfishing over a century ago.


As he turned his eyes skyward the Dark King could see Luna once more. This time, however, Earth’s satellite gleamed as the light of Sol caught its surface. Laced upon it were dark lines which upon closer inspection revealed themselves to be settlements and anchorages.


In the streets of the city, he spied people, of all different variations and variety, and not just humans. Frogs, newts, toads, and even some human-like beings with pointed ears or horns. He could see some small disagreements occurring, but such incidents were scant few and rarely did they seem to evolve into anything ugly.


In victory, you will be fear; in defeat, you will be forgotten; but here… here you will be loved.” The Guardian smiled at the Dark King, “The scars you left will not heal, but the wounds will. Out of all the possible futures I see this one is the most certain should you attempt it. You have the will, oh king, you have the wisdom and the strength to forge a future for all people should you have to heart to seek it.


The Dark King was silent. He watched the world laid out before him. The beauty of it all, the peace. Then he turned to the Guardian and his features were cold as the iron of his crown, “and what happens after a thousand years? It may be so that these people will love the one who brought them paradise but what about when they forget? In but a few short generations they will take their benefactor for granted, and in a few generations more still they will forget that they had a benefactor to begin with.” His voice began biting and vicious as his anger built, “And if I were to remind them of the deference I was owed, they would declare me a tyrant! So tell me, oh great and wise Guardian of the cosmos, in what state of madness would I need to be in to discard a future as a tyrant only to be branded with the very same label but with none of the trappings!?”


The Guardian’s voice was quiet, almost timid, “A madness many would call compassion.


“Compassion?” the Dark King threw back his head a roared with laughter, “Compassion and a gold farthing will buy you a copper penny!” Holding out his spear the Dark King thrust it towards the moon. The air buckled, and the sky grew cold. There was a crack and then as if struck by a hammer Luna shattered. Though it should have taken hours for the debris to breach the atmosphere, chunks of moon rock thundered down upon the city, igniting the beautiful structures in orange flames as a dark providence guided the debris with cruel delight.


The Guardian opened his mouth to say something but then closed it and watched with forlorn eyes as the city and the millions of inhabitants within were cut down by the Dark King’s malice.


When the dust of the cataclysm finally settled the Dark King strode forth and planted the butt of his dark spear upon the disintegrated remains of what had once been a vast and gorgeous tower. The light of fire still burning in the distance danced along his armour and a smile of wretched cruelty and satisfaction adorned his lips, “I would rather die a million deaths than live one day at the beck and call of lesser beings. I have too lived many lives Guardian, and in each of them, I stood by the same motto. As I laid claim to world upon world and brought my realm to the pinnacle of existence one sentiment drove me forth, as it does now: victory or death.” He turned, a twinkle in his cold eyes as he met the Guardian’s, “And I intend no deviation now.”


Still bearing Cameron’s visage, the Guardian sighed and lowered his head, “When I crafted the gems for mortals I did so that I might see where unlimited power would lead you. Though it brings me to great sadness that this is the ends it entails, I will not judge your decision, for the tools with which you forged your destiny I gave to you freely.” In an instant, they were back in the starry void, with Epsilon and the cohort of rapidly failing cloak-bots standing behind them.



Apparently, no time had passed since the Guardian had transported the two of them away, that is if they had travelled at all, for Epsilon still seemed transfixed by the radiance of the Guardian.


“Enough talk.” The Dark King’s grip tightened about the haft of his spear as he held it with both hands, “I did not come here to treat with destiny, but to seize it.” A small smile pulled at the corner of his lips, “I suppose I should offer you some measure of thanks for the power I now wield. As such, I shall make this quick.”


Ah, but where’s the sport in that?” A wave of energy rippled out from the Guardian. It rolled over the king and his party like a tsunami of multi-coloured fire, searing flesh and steel alike. The Dark King brought his hand up, his suit’s shields taking the brunt of the divine aura as it washed over him. Still, his armour smoked, cloaking him in shadow. The frobots were not so lucky.


As the might of divinity unleashed rolled towards him Epsilon was struck out of his stupor. The cloak-bots crumpled around him, their frames reduced to slag or even crude ore as they bathed in the raw energy of creation. Pain shot through his chassis, burning, unending pain. He raised his right arm, signing a protection rune between himself and the cascade of power that was the Guardian. The bandages on his limb were the first to go, evaporated by the great heat. Then his digits, melted down into stumps as he finished the rune. It would not hold, he knew that. As such as the sun would rise the rune would shatter and he would be blasted from existence like his guards.


He cast his gaze around frantically. There had to be some way to survive this. He’d looked into the heart of the multiverse, he couldn’t die now, not after everything. Then he saw it, a chance, a shadow. More specifically, his father’s shadow. The dark aura cast by the king burned a hole of unlight into the inferno, like the shadow cast in a stone’s lee.
Epsilon broke into a run, head bowed into the storm. He made it ten strides before the first motor failed in his left leg. He began hobbling along in a pitiful display. He raised his head, looking towards the shadow, towards safety. It was too far; he’d never make it. Unless…


“Father!” his voice box was strained, the radiation tearing it to shreds as he battled against the wind, “Father please, help me!”


But no reply came. Epislon’s left leg snapped at the shin, torn asunder by a mighty cosmic ray. He pulled himself along the starry expanse, melted nubs digging into the impossible surface until even they gave out and he could no longer find purchase. He saw the Dark King’s gaze turn to him and he raised his arm, reaching out, begging for salvation.


But all that he was met with was amusement. A sneer and a cold smirk were the last things Epsilon, dark prince of the Neo-Newtopian Empire saw plaster upon his father’s face before his vision faded and the darkness claimed him.



Turning away from Epsilon’s blasted corpse, the Dark King grimaced and swung out with his spear, parting the stream of excited particles. Just as quickly as it had been raised, the gale broke, leaving behind only a shower of exotic radiation dancing about the starry realm. As his vision cleared from the radiance the Dark King became aware that his surroundings had changed once more. He was in a lush forest. Trees, of immense proportion, grew about him, their dense foliage choaking out much of the light that beat down upon them from above in all save for one space. A great rock rose out of the wood, cragged and moss-covered it stood above even the mighty trees, a stone sentinel of the forest. Movement caught the Dark King’s eyes. Up in the rock, something stirred, something large and grey-furred. He did not have to wait long for the watcher to reveal itself.


It was a great cat, silver-grey with white whiskers and a beard. Slumping down lazily upon a rocky ledge it gazed down upon the Dark King. It was then that he noticed the other features of the animal, though it largely resembled a house cat it was in possession of traits which were distinctly very non-feline. Wings of ivory white curled upon its back with a wingspan about double the cat’s length, which itself was about five meters, bigger than most cars. A crownlike tuft of white fur sat upon its head and within it was the three calamity gems, with the lower of the two, green and blue, in place where its eyes should have been.


It was old, far older than even the Dark King had reckoned. In depictions, the Guardian was told to have a glossy black coat with only highlights of silver and white, but this creature was greying. The Dark King wondered to himself if perhaps the spear was poisoning it, accelerating the aging process. His musings were cut short, however, when he noticed one last final detail upon the Guardian’s frame. A collar, with the name Domino 3, printed upon a tag that dangle from the loop of fabric about the cat’s neck.


Before he could inquire about the item the Guardian spoke, “You came here seeking a hunt did you not? Well then, cruel hunter, let us hunt!” With a flash the Guardian was gone, the only evidence of its passing: a few gouges into the solid rock from left by its claws.


The Dark King grimaced. The stone had been cut almost half a foot deep.



He pushed through the dense undergrowth of the false forest, passing as silently as the shadow he appeared to be. He stuck to shade, letting the natural darkness obscure his form and dodging the shafts of sunlight that managed to pierce the dense foliage that formed a verdant canopy high above his head.


Pausing in the lee of an ivy-ridden oak, who had grown so large four adults could not have reached around it if they joined hands, the Dark King’s eyes scanned for signs of his quarry. Save for the occasional creak of wood or rustle of wind through leaves, the forest was silent, dead silent. The Guardian’s conjured forest felt real enough, but it had neglected to populate its construct with the myriad of lifeforms, big and small, that dwelt in a wood such as this. No bird song echoed through the treetops and without the hum of a million odd insects even the dullest of ears could pick up a pin drop in this place. The only disturbances one would hear in this forest were that of the two hunters stalking one another, and the wind.


The wind. It too was false of course, there was no weather within the Guardian’s realm, and its presence was telling, but telling what was another matter altogether. The Dark King’s nose twitched. The Guardian had taken the form of a feline which among other things had an evolved sense of smell far beyond anything a human or amphibian was capable of. The wind was not constant, it changed direction often, acting more like a great fan circling the horizon than any natural weather pattern.


It was the Guardian’s doing, no doubt about it. So long as it remained downwind from his position the beast could track his movements no matter what measures he took to conceal himself from view or make silent his movements. It was a cunning strategy, but one with a distinct flaw, for if the beast remained downwind then the Dark King would always know in turn its approximate location.


For lesser prey, that would have been the end of the inquest, but he knew doubting the beast’s intelligence would only end poorly. So, the hunt came down to a gamble and a bluff. Was the Guardian hiding downwind, tracking his every movement; or was it prowling towards him from some other angle, waiting patiently as it waited for an opportunity to strike while he chased a red herring?


He wiped a drop of sweat from his brow. What would he do with such an advantage? Disorient his foe, make them second guess their own knowledge, drive them into a panic, and then once they’d finally reached the end of their rope strike a decisive blow that they’d be too worn down to avoid. The strategy formed in his head. The Guardian would move between both approaches, circling closer and closer, using the wind and regular stealth in an apparent pattern to lull the Dark King into a rhythm. Then, once it had him roped up into its game, it would direct a wind that would sharply change direction. It would force the Dark King into a split-second decision which, thanks to the pattern it had created in his mind, would have already been made for him, guaranteeing a kill on its part.


He smirked. It was a cunning plan, but not so cunning that it was beyond his ken. After all, nothing could be. Not the designs of the godly, nor the schemes of mortals held any measure of threat to the Dark King of the multiverse. Now, he would prove it.


He slid from the tree’s shadow; his movements as graceful as they were silent. He felt the wind change as it brushed against the exposed skin of Cameron’s face, seconded by the sensor array built into his crown. Out of the corner of his eye, upwind from his position, the Dark King noticed movement between the lofty foliage of the woods. Seems his analysis was accurate, as expected.


He kept up the pretence of stealth, though now moved with greater speed. Timing and positioning would be the keys to success here. As his head swiveled side to side his eyes finally came to rest upon a patch of suitable terrain. Two large trees, far greater in form than any that dwelt on Earth or Amphibia sprouted from the ground and towered above the flora as though they were two bark-clad towers. Standing atwix the two the Dark King had positioned himself in what was effectively a corridor, accessible only from two obvious avenues.


He knelt down between the trees, making as if to search the soil for tracks. The wind rustled about him, its vector changing rapidly. He could hear movement, both of the wind through the trees and the telltale sounds of claws biting deep into the wood. He grinned, taking a deep breath. This was it.


With a sudden burst of energy, the wind shifted, throwing the Dark King’s cloak about like a flag. He knew where the Guardian was coming from, he could see it in his mind’s eye, picturing its fearsome form flying through the air towards him, teeth bared, claws extended, all zeroing in on his throat.


He whirled around, the spear leaping forward in a strike of black lightning. Its point cleaved the air, raising its own gust of chilled dead wind as it did so, thirsting for blood and light. It reached out, seeking the target it was promised.


Nothing.


Time seemed to freeze as the most minute sense of terror entered the Dark King’s mind for the first time in millennia. His spear cleaved empty air, and though the force of the mythic weapon’s thrust sent out such a gale that the forest before him was laid low it was scant in terms of his avowed foe.


In those nanoseconds of fear his biomechanical brain ran like wildfire.

>INPUT: RE-RUN PATTERN ANALYSIS
>…RUNNING…
>OUTPUT: ++ERROR++ ANOMALIES DETECTED

>INPUT: EVALUATE ANOMALIES
>…EVALUATING…
>OUTPUT: NO TRACE OF ENTITY_THE_GUARDIAN PRESENT ALONG EXPECTED VECTORS
>CONCLUSION: ENTITY_THE_GUARDIAN HAS DEVIATED FROM EXPECTED BEHAVIORAL PROFILES

>INPUT: EXTRAPOLATE ALTERNATE BEHAVIORAL PROFILES
>…COMPARING…
>OUTPUT: ++ERROR++ INSUFFICIENT DATA TO FIT OBSERVATIONS
>OUTPUT: ++EVALUATION++ PRECONCEPTIONS FLAWED

>INPUT: EVASION_PROTOCOL
>OUTPUT: ++ERROR++ UNABLE TO PREDICT NEW TRAJECTORY

>INPUT: EXPAND ENVIRONMENTAL PARAMETERS
>…ANALYZING...
>OUTPUT: SURFACE_TEMPERATURE... NORMAL
>OUTPUT: TOPOGRAPHIC_DISTURBANCES... MINIMAL
>OUTPUT: ATMOSPHERIC_PRESSURE... NORMAL

>INPUT: REANALYZE: TOPOGRAPHIC_DISTURBANCES
>…ANALYZING…
>OUTPUT: ++ALERT++ GROUND-LEVEL ANOMALY DETECTED
>OUTPUT: ++ALERT++ ENERGY LEVELS INCONSISTENT WITH NATURAL ENVIRONMENT
>OUTPUT: ++ EVASION_PROTOCOL ENGAGED++

The ground beneath the Dark King’s feet erupted, sending earth, stone, and plant matter every which way. Only through the near precognitive reaction speed granted to him by the Core’s immense processing power, did he react in time to avoid the slashing claws as they burst forth from their hiding place beneath the forest floor.


He’d been a fool. The Guardian’s shapeshifting capabilities were well known to him, but more so he had overlooked the rather critical piece of information which related to the environment itself. It was all the Guardian, in some shape or form. It had created this forest, it had created the ground, the wind, the light; he’d been a fool to assume it would abide by the rules of three-dimensional Euclidean geometry here.


Still, as the wall of fur and fang surged past him and disappeared once more into another layer of reality, the Dark King could not help but admire the beast’s cunning. Its trap had been well laid, framing the encounter as a traditional contest of wits between man and beast on a hunt, no doubt chosen to cater to the Dark King’s predisposition to viewing the god as a great beast rather than an equal intellect.


It had allowed him to make assumptions, both of its mind and the rules of the engagement. Now, however, the jig was up. This wasn’t a hunt; it was a fight to the death. This was not the time or place for clever tactics or brilliant maneuvers, the battle was joined and only one of them would be walking away from the death struggle.


The dark spear swung. Though the Guardian’s maneuver had nearly ended the bout right then and there, its use of the false environment had revealed a major weakness, that being the environment itself. The midnight-edged weapon cut through wood and earth alike, cleaving a gash that bled light forth in a river of starlight. Even as it gurgled forth the spear drank it up, consuming the light and turning the wound upon the very forest black and cold.


A roar shook the whole realm, pained and agonizing as it was loud. The Dark King’s helmet crown muffled its volume, preventing permanent damage but he felt his whole body tremble at the power of the sound. He did not wait for a response, however, holding the spear aloft he thrust the point deep into the ground, screaming aloud in anger as he did.


Dark roots of night sprung out from the spear point, ensnaring the trees and flora of the forest in their embrace, and the forest began to choke. Leaves turned from green to orange, to red, and then finally to black, disintegrating as they fell to the ground below. Mounds of black power blanketed the once lush forest floor as if in some grim perversion of winter. The motes of a dead land swirled around the Dark King, forming great and sinister wings.


Wrenching the spear free the Dark King gazed upwards, noting the light of three stars fleeing into the void, seeking shelter amongst the twinkling light of the realm. He grimaced. Both had played their hand, not it was time for a final clash.


As the trees fell to the same darkness, disintegrating as what little light within them was consumed, the Dark King crouched. The wings, now as wide as a solar system, extended. The realm about him withered, the stars growing dim as the shadow grew in power so that eventually only the light of the three gems upon his crown lit that part of the universe. He gripped the spear tightly, feeling the primordial hunger, the desire to consume, the hatred it held for the light. He let it enter his soul, let it join its rage to his, and steeped himself in its power.


Then he was airborne.



Light was limited, restricted by the necessity of a source, a font of power to draw upon. It was also, quite famously, limited in speed. Restricted by so many facets of existence that it was a wonder that light survived at all. To most that was a wonderful thing, a truly beautiful feature of an otherwise grim existence. Others knew it was a fleeting thing.
There was no speed of dark. It was everywhere that light quailed, and beyond, in places light could never hope to reach. An all-consuming predator keen to crush this brief anomaly in existence and return everything to the dark from whence it came.


The Dark King surged through galaxies and star clusters, his great wings murdering the pathetic glimmers in the void, leaving a cold emptiness in his wake. Far off, its feet straddling a supercluster, he saw the Guardian. The great cat puffed out its chest and roared, sending a wave of multicoloured energy ripping across the gap between them. With a bound it charged, carrying the wave along with it as it went. Within it, the Dark King saw starburst galaxies spawning new light, and protostars gathering planets about their warm embrace.


He held the spear with both hands, point aimed squarely at the Guardian’s throat as he sailed through this mad universe at speeds beyond the comprehension of mortal minds. The waves collided. Stars exploded and plants cracked. Space itself buckled, ground down into dust by the shear forces on display. Distance lost all meaning, as did time. The Dark King’s spear bit deep into the Guardian’s flesh, hungrily devouring the divine ichor that spurted for the wound.


With a roar of rage, the Guardian sank its fangs into the Dark King’s shoulder, its teeth ripping through the wound where, months ago, Andrias’ blade had found its mark. Howling in pain the Dark King swung the spear about, the haft cracking the Guardian under the chin, causing it to release its grip. There was no time to recover. Without pause the two combatants clashed again. Spear-cut flesh, claws-raked armour, and fangs searched for a throat.


Seeing the fearsome fangs speeding towards his face, glinting in the light of the calamity gems, The Dark King jammed the spear forward horizontally. The haft of the black weapon lodged itself between the Guardian’s jaws. Reflexively, it bit down, pearly white teeth locking onto the shaft. Bellowing with exertion the Dark King heaved with all his might, servos hissing within the joints of his amour as load tolerances were exceeded. The Guardian was lifted high, leveraged over the Dark King’s shoulder by the spear it gripped in its mouth, and thrown bodily towards a globular cluster. The resulting impact detonated the stars in a rapid succession of supernovae.


The energy backlash ignited its fur, staining the chaotic void with the stink of burning hair. It opened its mouth to screech in pain, releasing the spear as it did so. With the Guardian convulsing, and the spear now freed, the Dark King saw his opportunity. He did not hesitate.


Echoing the Guardian’s scream of pain with his own, galaxy-shattering cry of triumph, the Dark King leapt forward, all his weight thrown behind the spear of shadows. Like a thunderbolt from the heavens, he struck his stricken foe. Such was the force behind the Dark King’s wrath that the spear disappeared in its entirety, fully submerged as it passed into the Guardian's chest, directly through its divine heart.


Reality split once more. Light spilled from the Guardian as if trying to escape the cancer that had entered its body. It availed it nought, for the darkness, now presented with a feast beyond all others would not be denied so much as a morsel of power. Excruciatingly, painfully, deliberately the light was dragged back into the Guardian’s chest, entering through the black wound that marred its beautiful grey fur.


The Dark King knelt, panting with exertion, blood dripping from his mouth, shoulder, and a dozen other wounds. One by one, the stars faded, and the universe grew cold and dark. The shadows crept through the void until at last only six points of light remained, the three great eyes of the Guardian and, mirrored opposite to them, the three gems in the Dark King’s crown.


The Guardian raised its head, tears of light flowing gently down its cheeks, “Thou art mighty, vile one. Let it never be said otherwise.


“It is only right that one’s talents should be recognized, but you would have done yourself a service to make that recognition some short moments ago.” The Dark King’s voice dripped with disdain and contempt.


Perhaps,” the great grey head of the Guardian nodded, “But who then would render the service thou have given unto me this day? I do not think many, if any, exist.


The Dark King’s eyes narrowed, and his lip curled, “service? I struck your heart, not your head, beast. Service? What madness possesses you in your last moments?” He paused, before baring his teeth in rage, “Service?! Do you mean to claim dying was part of some greater scheme, some grand strategy of your design?”


The glow of the Guardian’s eyes began to dim, “I do not remember my beginning, so divorced was I from the axis of time that a beginning, or more importantly, an ending, were so foreign to me as concepts that they might as well have been fairy tales.” The grey head lulled to one side, laying down upon the cold sea of dead stars, “I am weary of it all. So, very tired of never-ending. I have seen the birth and death of a million-billion universes and all the joys and heartbreak therein. Never for me to experience that, no, nothing to frame the joy I feel in my heart for the friends and family that I have made, for outside of time that I am goodbye is never the end.


Weakly the Guardian reached up to its neck and with a mighty claw, cut through the well-worn collar about its neck. Gazing down at the inscription through clouding eyes it smiled, “I go now, truly and forever, knowing that which I have left behind is in good hands evermore.


The Dark King chuckled, venom lacing his words as he spoke, “Yes, go now sleepy head, don’t worry, I’ll take good care of everyone. Very. Good. Care.”


Do not presume that I am finished dealing with you, but let that be something you find out in due course.”As the great eyes closed for the last time a final whisper, too faint for even the Dark King to hear, left the Guardian of the Cosmos’ lips, “Thank you… Anne…



Far away, in another place, and another time. An old woman, wild of hair and resplendent in blue, gazed off into the infinite. She reached out and caressed the old grey head of the mighty creature who had chosen her as its replacement so many eons ago. In a quiet voice that mingled with the song of the stars, she returned the whisper, “Goodbye, my sweet kitty.



The sound of searing flesh echoed through the infinite reaches of the Guardian’s former domain. With a final flick of the laser sword’s tip, the Dark King gave his work a tug. With a sickening noise, the pelt was pulled free, and he held it aloft. It stank, both of death but also of brunt hair and cooked blood. The grey fur, once fine and silky smooth was matted and ripped, with several holes in its surface. It had shrunken, now about half the size it had been moments before, seemingly deflating as the Guardian’s spirit moved on.


Ignoring the grizzly nature of his price the Dark King swung it about his shoulders, positioned the head with its empty eye sockets and bared fangs rested atop his pauldron. Rolling his shoulders to feel the weight of the divine beast’s pelt the Dark King grinned wickedly, face illuminated by the light of the calamity gems, “I guess you were right, beast, you aren’t done with me. In fact, I think you’ll be coming along with me on many an adventure.” He threw back his head and laughed.


Thou art a wretched beast, oh Dark King of Amphibia. Wholly undeserving of pity or mercy. Were it not so that you wore the innocent about you like a shield I would have cast you down into the fire of whatever hell I could find but alas my heart stays my hand.


The Dark King twisted, sword drawn as he searched for the source voice, “Round two, eh? Maybe I’ll fashion myself a pair of mittens from you this time beast!”


The voice continued as if it had not heard him, “Know that I saw how our combat would end, and so have devised this sanction upon thy being. You are indeed mighty, Dark King, but even your malice cannot transcend the barriers of time. So, in the shelter of the now dead past, I force thee, choose oh king. Keep the boy, or keep the power.


A wry grin crossed the Dark King’s features, “the dead have no power here.” He was about to say more when a great torrent of air ripped through the dead universe. In the scant bit of light cast by the gems, the Dark King saw the Guadian’s corpse fall away, disintegrating into nothing. Where it had once lain was now laid bare the black spear, its unlight somehow darker than the pitch black it was set against.


“Now, if we’re quite finished…” The Dark King made to take a step towards his weapon but found himself unable to move. Before he could question this further the whole world seemed to tip backwards, with a force that felt like gravity pulling him backward. A light burst into existence behind him and craning his neck around he recognized the interior of the castle workshop, with Upsilon and his Core body dutifully operating the calamity box.


“No. No, no, no, no! You will not deny me my prize!”


You had your prize.” There was a slight chuckle as the voice spoke, “But it seems you cared more about taking a trophy the retrieving it.


With a scream of frustration, the Dark King fell backward, into the portal, into Amphibia. Rising from the ground he whirled and turned to Upsilon, “Get me a jet pack!”


The dark prince paused, unsure of how to respond, “Father, what happe-”


“My boot thrusters won’t reach that far! Jet pack!” his voice was irate, bordering on screeching.


As Upsilon raced off to locate the desired hardware the Dark King turned back to the portal. Light was starting to return to the realm, though it was still distinctly darker than before. He glared over to his Core body, “Move the portal closer, see if we can just reach it.”


As they hovered closer to the former site of the Guardian’s death body the Dark King was perched on the edge of the portal, gazing frantically into the other universe. With a sudden shout of joy, he hopped up and down like a child on Christmas, “over there! See! See! Bring me closer!”


The portal approached the spear, its dark shape now clearly visible in the twilight-esque lighting of the universe. As Upsilon raced back into the workshop, a variety of thrusters and propulsion devices jangling about in his various grasping hands the Dark King waved dismissively, “Those won’t be necessary Upsilon.”


The Dark King rubbed his hands together, “A worthy try, beast, but not even you can foresee every outcome.” He took a step forward, and stopped, or rather, was forced to stop. Furrowing his brow, the Dark King extended his hand to reach through the portal. As it drew closer to the surface a great force pushed back, until even with his full might behind it, he could make no further progress.


A howl of anger erupted from the Dark King’s lungs, and he drew his sword slashing wildly at the portal, desperately trying to break down whatever barrier had been erected. He chanted incantations of banishment, moved his hands in rituals of dismissal, and turned the yield up on his sword until the stones around him began to soften from the heat.


Such was his rage that it took him several moments before he noticed that the spear was not alone on the other side of the portal.


Standing in the field of dying stars, with an expression of abject terror and confusion upon his face and a hand firmly grasping the haft of the black spear, the young man gazed into the Dark King’s face.


Black veins, courtesy of the weapon he held snaked across his features. He was clad in a mishmash of ancient, powered armour pieces, which though skillfully assembled often fit together poorly. Beneath this, he wore a bright green tunic, the custom stitching done in Ribbitvale still evident upon it despite the wear and tear it had undergone. Blonde hair grew wild atop his head, falling down so that it almost covered the blue eyes that met the orange ones of the Dark King, identical in form but twisted for a dark purpose.


Cameron Andrew Waybright gazed into his own possessed features, and he was at a loss for words.

Notes:

Guardian Anne is an all powerful cat lady in the sky and I won't be convinced otherwise.

Also, *champagne cork* 50 chapters is pretty cool I guess.

Chapter 51: Playing the Game

Summary:

The dark princes gossip, Grime works his hand at diplomacy, and the Dark King if forced to put his plans for godhood on hold.

Chapter Text

“You must be pleased.”

Lambda’s cold mechanical optical sensors slewed over to his sister. Though the Imperial Inquisitor’s frobot features remained frozen in their grim mechanical countenance, the way his clawed digits tapped on the metal table in a rolling rhythm betrayed his displeasure.


Alpha, similarity emotionless in visage, tilted her head to the side, “Bufo has eluded your grasp on numerous occasions. Now Beta hands him to you on a silver platter, have you thanked him.”


“Your humour leaves something to be desired, Supreme Commander” Lambda’s voice was icy, his voice synthesizer programmed to mimic the cold authority of the upper-class Newtopian accent. Turning his gaze from his sister his eyes fixed upon the holographic map of Amphibia that was projected upon the table the two dark princes sat at.


Situated in the heart of Alpha’s flagship, the Lance of Valerianna, the command center was spartan and spotless, with not so much as a pen out of place. The ship, part of the new Waterdog refit line, had served in the Newtopian Starfleet for over ten millennia, dating back to the days of the first empress. Along with armour and firepower upgrades, the ship had been filled out with a suite of powerful sensory and communication banks, allowing the Supreme Commander to exert unprecedented control over any battlefield she presided over. Outwardly, however, the ship showed no signs of these enhancements, allowing it to blend in seamlessly with the rest of the Neo-Imperial Fleet, preventing any enemy from engaging in headhunting missions without significant guesswork.


Not that there existed an enemy capable of challenging the fleet Lamba mused as he gazed upon the steady stream of data scrolling in the air above the map. With the vast bulk of the empire’s military might mustering for the invasion of the human homeworld of Terra, he and his sister had been working with a shoestring budget to counter the extensive insurgency that reached across the breadth of the continent, and still, they were gaining ground. Sure, it had been ground they had lost in the initial surge of rebellions but through Alpha’s strategic genius and his tactical brilliance, it was being reclaimed at rates previous estimates had deemed impossible.


Rebel holdouts were being slaughtered or captured en-masse, the supposed unbreakable spirits of the freedom fighters cracking under the relentless pressure of a foe that did not sleep, tired or suffer from low morale. Lambda gazed upon the casualty reports, noting the names of every rebel cell leader as they scrolled passed and exactly how he had engineered their demise.


Meriden, a frog farmer turned revolutionary, ambushed at her safe house by a team of cloak-bots. From the reports, she and her officers would need to be buried in soup cans.


Jeorge, a newt and former member of the Newtopian Guard, roasted alive by inferno bots after being drawn out of hiding by the promise of a prisoner exchange. Predictable and foolhardy, the prisoners had been dead for weeks.


Verrik, a toad from the western tower leading a mixed band of rebels to unite with the Wartwood rebellion. Lambda had dealt with him personally, ambushing his convoy of rebels and civilians as they traversed through a supposedly hidden gorge. A quick slash of a laser dagger across the throat had sealed the deal and left the toad with just enough life left to watch his convoy be buried under a rockslide.


Over the last few weeks, he’d orchestrated the elimination of all of the empire’s greatest enemies, with only a few notable exceptions. The Wartwood Rebellion high command was of course at the top of his list. Generals Sasha, Anne, and Marcy as they had taken to calling themselves were considered of special interest, but the Dark King had been quite explicit in his orders, those three were to be left to him. This still left Lamba with several worthy targets, however; Toad Captains Grime and Beatrix, the frog leader Hopediah Plantar, and Tritonio Espada of the Merry Band. Each of these amphibians was a prize unto themselves, representing key pillars of the Rebel’s command structure. Their deaths would set the Rebels back by months and be a massive hit to morale. Still, there had been one target Lambda had been working tirelessly to eliminate that was not part of the main rebellion, one that had proven time and time again to be a worthy adversary.


Captain Bufo.


Though he doubted the fearsome captain even knew of his existence, the dark prince and the toad had been playing a deadly game of cat and mouse ever since Lambda had been activated. It had been his first assignment, one handed to him directly by his father the Dark King. He’d harried the toad’s forces, tried to corner him, but ever he slipped from his grasp or defeated whatever force was sent against him.


Yet now it seemed all had been for nought. All that effort, all that time invested, and now Beta of all people was about to snatch away the glory of neutralizing the greatest thorn in the Empire’s side short of the three girls. Not only that, but the land east of Ribbitvale was his, an area that had long been denied to Neo-Imperial forces by Bufo’s guerillas, preventing them from effectively maneuvering against the Wartwood Rebellion which lay somewhere in the southeast.


His digits tapped the table with increasing speed, “Something doesn’t add up, Beta never travelled out east, nor did he send a delegation that way. How, in father’s name, did he manage to secure a peace deal with someone he’s never met or dealt with in his slimy life?”


Alpha’s fingers tapped her chin, mocking a gesture of being in deep contemplation, “are you accusing our brother of acting in an underhanded manner?”


“Beta? Being a sneaky bastard? What a concept!” The sounds of heavy footsteps announced the arrival of Gamma long before he spoke, “And here I thought you two were smart.” The Imperial Champion threw a bag onto the table, landing it squarely between the holographic representation of Newtopia and West Toad Tower. It hit the metal table with a sickening squelch. Crossing his arms Gamma nodded towards Lambda, “he was right where you said he’d be, scrawny twerp didn’t put up much of a fight.”


Alpha didn’t have a nose or any organic feature to speak of, but in that moment, as she gazed upon the sack leaking a dark red fluid across her pristine strategy board one would have sworn she turned her nose up in disgust.


Lambda glanced at the sack, still drumming his fingers, “Meridoc the minstrel I presume?”


Gamma nodded, “won’t be singing any more traitor songs I’d wager. This is the last time I fight a musician though, understood? Send a cloak-bot next time and give me a task worthy of my attention.” He was a monstrous beast of a frobot, standing almost two heads taller than any of his siblings who already stood well above the height of a grown man. His chassis was thick and heavily armoured, built with powerful servos that made him a match for even Prince Andrias’ great strength. Whereas his other siblings went out of their way to keep their plate spotless and elegant, Gamma’s seemed like it had never even seen a washcloth. Mud, blood, and similar refuse stained his exterior which itself was marred and scarred with the wear and tear of battle, each bit of damage a trophy the brutish dark prince treasured greatly.


Lambda shrugged, “Would that I could, but it seems the list grows shorter by the day, especially if Beta’s scheme falls through.”


Immediately Gamma’s grip tightened, causing his bicep plate to creak slightly under the immense pressure of his iron grip. When he spoke, his voice was laced with barely controlled rage, “he didn’t get Grime, did he?”


Lambda shook his head, “no, Bufo.”


Immediately Gamma relaxed, “Oh, well that’s alright then.”


“I doubt even Beta’s foolish enough to tackle Grime before you get a crack at him, brother.” Alpha had picked up a roll of parchment and was gingerly sliding the grizzly sack onto it so that blood did not spread further, “you’ve made your stance on the matter quite clear.”


If Gamma noticed the discomfort he had caused Alpha, he didn’t show it, “So, how did the slimy bastard get the Antelion of East Tower?”


“Diplomacy, it would seem.”


Gamma’s shoulders sagged, “Argh, of course. What a letdown.”


Satisfied the spill had been contained Alpha leaned back in her chair, “though it would seem our Inquisitor suspects not everything is as it seems.”


“I’ve studied Bufo, I know him. This is a trap; it must be.”


“Father seems to disagree.”


Lambda leaned forward, “Father is preoccupied with greater schemes and probably doesn’t care if Beta gets shanked in some backwater town far from the capital.”


Gamma gave a snort of laughter, “So what do you care then, let Beta go and get turned into scrap by Bufo. Sounds like a win-win.”


Now it was Alpha’s turn to lean forward, “unless… you’re afraid Beta’s right.”


“There’s always margin for error.” Lambda crossed his arms, “as remote as the possibility might be, Bufo was known to have fled the field first out of any of the toad hosts. It's not unreasonable that he could have been holding out for favourable terms…”


“Well then, what are you going to do?”


Lambda was silent, fingers still drumming on the table.


“You could just go with Beta. If Bufo acts up like you think he will cut him down.”


Lambda looked up at his towering brother, placing his hand on his jaw in contemplation.


Alpha shrugged, “Even a broken clock is right twice a day.”


Lambda was drawn into his thoughts as he contemplated Gamma’s suggestion. He had been working for months to get inside East Tower, and now Beta was about to waltz straight in. He could easily tag along. Frame it as security to Beta. Between himself and a couple dozen cloak-bots, even an entire toad army wouldn’t pose much threat. Once they were inside, he could seal the doors and deal with them at his leisure. Alpha was right, Beta had handed Bufo to him on a silver platter.

 


Grime gazed up at the ramparts of Eart Tower and scowled. He’d only been to Bufo’s domain once in his life previously, many years ago for a feast under the former captain of the tower. He had not expected to be greeted with the same festive scenery but perhaps, given all that had changed of late, that was for the best. He wasn’t sure if he’d truly enjoy frog bowling these days, much less the even more cruel pastimes of the toad army he and his gang of mates would have stayed up all night for.


He sighed wistfully, simpler days. Not better, at least in terms of company, but definitely simpler.


He was pulled out of his thoughts by a gruff voice, “Something caught in your throat?”


Grime glared with his one good eye at his older sister, “I’m fine.”


“Didn’t ask if you were.” Beatrix snorted, “Just wanted to know why you’re oohing and aahing at the gates of Bufo’s den.”


“Just drinking in the nostalgia, this might be the last toad tower left standing.” The two captains stood in silence, gazing up at the massive stone structure. Few would describe it as beautiful, but its rugged ugly spoke to the toad heart in ways other species simply couldn’t understand.


“You always had a talent for dimming the mood Grimothy.” Beatrix cocked her head to the side, “I tell you, if those scum have thrown so much as a brick from my lovely tower I’ll have their guts for garters!” she paused and closed her eye, “Ah, West Tower, now that’s a proper home for a toad.”


Grime snorted, “as if it could hold a candle to South Tower.”


Cracking the lid of her right eye open Beatrix gave her little brother a venomous look. She opened her mouth but then shut it again. Pursing her lips she at last spoke, “We promised the girls we wouldn’t fight.”


Sighing deeply Grime bowed his head in shame, “Yeah… may bad. I’m sorry.”


“No, no, no. I’m sorry for bragging about towers, I know it’s a sore spot.”


“No. I’m sorry for bringing up towers in the first place.”


Beatrix's lip twisted, “We’re in front of a tower you clod, it would have come up anyways!”


Grime took a step closer so that they were now nose to nose, “not necessarily!”


Beatrix shoved him, “Oh, what were you going to talk about then? The weather?”


Grime shoved her back, “Maybe!”


Within seconds the two siblings were rolling around in the dirt before the gate of the tower, biting, kicking, and pawing at each other’s faces as they tried to hammer their apology through to the other. Locked deep in combat, they were oblivious to the sounds of the tower gate as it slid open until their brawl sent them tumbling into the legs of Incilius.


The toad lieutenant glared down at the two toads, annoyance written plainly on his features, “Good evening.”

 


As they were led through the innards of the tower Grime could hardly believe his eye. Quickening his pace, he came beside Incilius and whispered hoarsely into his ear, “Where’d all this come from?”


The toads of East Tower were armed to the teeth, not with spear and bow, but with weapons of sophistication that exceeded that of even most frobots Grime had encountered. They carried energy rifles, shoulder-mounted artillery, energy shield projectors, and all manner of laser melee weapons. Their armour too seemed to be repurposed from the chassis of frobots, sharing the same smooth and rounded plate that distinguished ancient Newtopian tech.


“We found it.” Incilius didn’t so much as turn his head to Grime as he delivered the curt response.


Sensing he wouldn’t be getting any further answers at this time Grime fell back to Beatrix who was similarly amazed at their surrounding. He grumbled under his breath to her, “How come we never found a cache like this?”


Keeping her voice low Beatrix muttered out of the corner of her mouth, “I think I remember Marcy saying the depots closer to the capital had newer equipment. Bufo must have struck deeper into Neo-Imperial territory than our reports indicated.” Grime nodded, it was a plausible explanation, Bufo was nothing if not aggressive. Still, it didn’t sit right with him, something fishy was afoot.

 


Though the strength of Bufo’s host had been greatly depleted since the start of the war it was clear that those who had made it thus far remained a force to be reckoned with. They were the true brutes of the former toad army, vandals and pillagers who had flocked to Bufo’s banner for the promise of a return to the old days of toad rule. Grime recognized most of them, mainly remnants from the North and East Tower garrisons, but among them were a number of toads who had deserted the West and South Tower forces back in the days of the Wartwood Resistance. Unable to accept frogs and newts as their equal they’d turned their backs on Grime and Beatrix, setting off to find their own fortunes in the war. Seemed they’d found like minds after all.


None of them met his gaze, turning away from his as his eye passed over them, contempt and disgust plain on their faces. Grime had half hoped the horrors unleashed by the Dark King would have softened their humours, but if anything, they appeared even more jaded than before. A pity, but not such a pity that Grime would lose sleep over their choice, the loss of a handful of pig-headed brutes was a small price to pay for the rebels’ coalition.


Incilius suddenly came to a halt. Turning he held out his hand, “I cannot allow you before my captain so armed. You will leave your weapons with the guards.” They were stood before the throne room entrance, the way blocked by two massive oaken doors carved with fantastical depictions of myth from the tales of the eastern toads.


Grime glanced between the two guards who had strode up behind them, then turning his attention back to Incilius he gave an incredulous chuckle, “You can’t be serious.”


The lieutenant’s face remained stone cold, not even so much as blinking the face of Grime’s words, “This is wartime, precautions must be taken.”


“If you think for a moment, that I’m handing over my warhammer for one of your addlebrained whelps to steal…” Grime’s voice dropped to a growl, and he bared his teeth, “…you’re a bigger fool than any I have yet met, Incilius.”


Beatrix’s hands crept slowly towards the hilt of the two axes fastened at her waist, “what kind of toad meets his fellow unarmed? Do you have no respect for your people’s customs?”


One of the guards spat at Beatrix’s feet, “Do not speak to me of customs frog lover!”


In a flash Beatrix had her axes pressed against his throat, their edges tucked neatly between the gorget of his breastplate and bottom of his helmet. A thin line of blood trickled down their edge as they nicked the guard’s throat, “You shouldn’t speak so lowly of our smaller cousins, friend. I know many a frog that could make you cry aloud for your mommy.”


“Enough!” there was a tremendous boom as Grime brought the end of his hammer down upon the stone floor tiles. The force of the impact left a minute crater and caused the thin layer of dust on nearby furniture to jump airborne. He gazed furiously at Incilius, “You may not like it, but we are comrades in arms lieutenant. Bufo has nothing to fear from us for we came here without guard or army to speak honestly with your lord and master. Now, you will stop with the theatrics or toad blood will be upon your hands!”


Incilius was silent for a moment, then with a curt nod, he dismissed the two guards. Extricating himself from Beatrix’s grip, the guard who had spat grumbled under his breath as he wiped at the wound on his neck. With the situation diffused for now, Incilius leaned in close and hissed into Grime’s ear, “I do this out of my loyalty to Captain Aldo and the respect he had for you Grime, but that respect has its limits, and you would be wise not to test them.”


“If that were true, you would respect his choice of leader.”


“Knowing how things turned out, I do not think he would have made the same choice.”


A snort from Beatrix broke up the exchange, “Would you two can it? We’re not here to gossip.”


Stepping back Incilius and Grime exchanged one final glare before the lieutenant turned and placed his hands on the great doors, “Follow me.” With a heave, they were flung wide, and the three toads strode into the throne room in grim silence.


Sitting upon his throne, much as he had done almost a year earlier as he treated with a young man from a faraway land, Bufo glared down at Grime and Beatrix. The ritual scar pattern on his face gave him a grim aspect, while the modified frobot-esque plate, done up in the style of eastern toad armour, supplemented the bulk he had lost to a lean frontier diet, making him no less imposing despite the gauntness of his features. His eyes narrowed as they came to rest upon the weapon in Grime’s hand, “I believe I gave orders for our guests to be disarmed before they came before me.”


Before Incilius could speak Grime strode forward, raising his voice so that I carried across the room, “What kind of toad fears his guests? Does my presence make you quake in your boots so that I need to be declawed and defanged to set you at ease?”


Bufo rose out of his throne and descended towards Grime, his face stormy and eyes hard. They approached one another in silence until they stood almost toe to toe in the middle of the throne room. As the tension seemed to approach a breaking point Bufo’s face suddenly broke into a grin. With a roar of laughter, he threw an arm about Grime’s shoulder and clapped him on the back, “Fire still burns in the heart of the coliseum’s champion! Good!”


Returning the gesture Grime snorted as they walked as a pair back towards the throne, “I do not appreciate tests Bufo, Beatrix almost took the head of one of your warriors.”


Turning his head Bufo winked at Beatrix, “I’m sure he deserved it. Now, what brings the Captains of the West and South to my halls?”


As they made their way out of the throne room to more hospitable accommodations, Grime could not help but notice as Incilius took a message from a sentry. His eye narrowed, too far from the conversation to hear the exchange but his eye caught the movement of their lips. Being no expert in the craft he discerned little beyond one word that seemed to be causing both toads a great deal of anxiety.


Ambassador.

 


The three captains sat on cushions filled with the down of baby herons, Grime let Beatrix do most of the talking, still mulling the implications of the conversation he had witnessed in the throne room.


Ambassador. It was a distinguished title, one that carried with it a professional air. Only one faction in this war would have institutions such as ambassadors and yet Neo-Newtopian doctrine began and ended with violence. Diplomacy, especially beyond the border of the city, was unheard of even before the Dark King assumed power. Yet who else had ambassadors?


Bufo listened intently but silently, his face betraying little of his thoughts as Beatrix lay down the Rebel’s petition.


“So, in summary, access through your territory is essential to the success of our rebellion. Without the ships off your coast, we’ll never be able to effectively compete with the imperials on an even footing. We’re not asking for permanent basing rights, just a temporary outpost to retrieve the vessels and then we’ll be out of your hair.” She glanced over at Grime, “Did I miss anything?”


Before Grime could chime in Bufo spoke up, “I can see why these ships are valuable, but let me ask you this: why shouldn’t I take them for myself? I face the same enemy you do, and the firepower of a fleet as you described would greatly strengthen my position. I appreciate that you told me plainly why you desired access to my land, but why should I let you plunder treasures that by all appearances, belong to me?”


“Do you know how to fly a starship?” Grime leaned forward, sensing an opportunity to gather information. He pursed his lips and raised his eyebrow at Bufo, watching him for his response, “I see your warriors have taken to the enemies’ weapons fast enough, but piloting a flying machine is a whole other beast.”


Bufo scowled for a moment then sighed, “I take your point, my toads couldn’t be made into sailors, much less pilots. Fine, I can see why the ships are useless to me. Still, I’d like compensation.”


Beatrix shrugged, “any arms we find down there are yours, simple enough?”


Bufo shook his head, “I have enough weapons for twice the number of toads at my command, not good enough.”


“Food.” Grime smiled slyly as he saw Bufo’s mouth twitch, “I’m sure rations are quite lean out here, especially since all the frogs pulled up stakes and joined our little band. I tell you, I don’t know how those frogs do it, they could turn swamp grass into a banquet.”


Were you going to serve the ambassador gruel Bufo?


Bufo coughed, “Yes, I’ve had to tighten the old belt by a few notches…


The hunger that shone in Bufo's eyes, though he remained posed as if in contemplation, then told Grime all he needed to know about his suspicions. Bufo was not a gluttonous beast, though he enjoyed a hearty meal as much as the next toad, he had never been one to let his stomach rule his mind.


Grime doubled down, “hell, I’ll throw in some fine drink too for those spare weapons of yours.” Oh so gently, Grime leaned upon Barrel’s Warhammer, shifting his grip upon the ancient weapon’s haft.


Bufo blinked, “Yes… drink would… it would do the troops some good. Nothing keeps the morale up like a fine wine or keg of ale.”


“So true. So true.” Grime shifted his feet, positioning them beneath his center of mass, “but it's got its other uses. After all, what host would let his guests go thirsty.” A puzzled look crossed Bufo’s face as Grime continued, “I mean, could you imagine treating an ambassador with tap water? Diplomatic suicide!”


Recognition dawned in Bufo’s eyes, his hands began to extend outward, “Grime wait-”


Every toad in that room was an experienced warrior, indeed between the three of them the number of warriors who could claim superior skill could be counted on one hand (though to be fair, it would need to be a human hand). They were masters of the art of combat and war, having served for decades in some of the most hellish conditions to be found in all amphibia and had the scars to prove. Yet for all their consummate skill, neither Bufo nor Beatrix saw Grime swing his hammer.


It was over in a flash. One instant Bufo had been sitting comfortably atop a cushion, the next he was plastered into the floor, Barrel’s Warhammer planted squared in his breastplate. Such was the speed and ferocity of the blow that it had caved in the reinforced steel and driven the breath from the toad captain. As he lay there, pinned beneath the weight of the ancient weapon, Grime planted a heel on his shoulder, preventing him from reaching for the laser dagger that was fastened to his hip.


“Did you really think you could pull the wool over my eyes?” Grime ground down, causing Bufo to grunt in pain.


The East Tower captain gasped for air, barely managing to spit out a reply, “Well… you’ve… only… got… one…”


“Hilarious.” Grime bent down, his hot breath causing Bufo’s eyes to water, “I know deception when I see it Bufo. I’ve watched. Every. Single. Episode. Of Suspicion Island!” His lip curled, “so, what did the Dark King offer you? Weapons and territory for kissing his ring? Or was this whole affair a ruse so you could hand us over to his ‘ambassador’ when they arrive?”


“Not… Dark… King…”


Beatrix, who was now piecing together what Grime had deduced leered down at Bufo, “Don’t take us for fools Bufo. Who else could have given you all these fancy energy trinkets?”


“Anvil…”


Beatrix and Grime paused, exchanging a glance. Grime kicked the side of the hammer causing Bufo to squirm in pain, “you expect us to believe a fairy tale brought you all this? And that still doesn’t explain the ambassador!”


Though he was gasping for air Bufo glared up at his fellow toad captains, “Ambush…”


Beatrix shrugged, “what do you think?”


Grime grimaced, “If he shouts for help we’re though… but if he’s telling the truth…”


“It’s your hammer, you get final say, lil bro.”


Grime massaged the bridge of his nose, “and all the blame… fine. Hold his arms.”


With a grunt, Grime pried the hammer free, and Beatrix pulled Bufo to his feet. Holding the hammer casually over his shoulder, Grime glared into Bufo’s eyes, “The truth, all of it.”


Bufo took several deep breaths before nodding, “About a week ago I was contacted by someone who claimed they could provide me with weapons and armour to deal the damage I desired against the Newtopians. We struck a deal and true enough we were given a cache of weapons I believe were meant for the Newtopian Guard along with a prototype weapon of great power.”


“And who was this contact?”


“They identified themselves as Anvil.”


Grime was silent for a moment, chin in hand as he processed the information.


Bufo smiled weakly, gesturing to the hammer in Grime’s grip, “You know… as in the Hammer and-”


“I get the picture!” Grime snapped. He grimaced, “It couldn’t be him though…”


It was difficult for Bufo to shrug, bound as his hands were by Beatrix, nevertheless, he gave an approximation of one, “The list of people who could pull this off is short, and most of them have loyalty subroutines, I’m sure.”


Beatrix glanced between the two of them, “just to be clear, so we’re all on the same page. Andrias is Anvil, right?”


Bufo nodded, “The tales of Barrel the Hammer, and Prince Andrias the Anvil were one of my favourites that Aldo told.”


Grime shook his head, “I met Andrias. I fought him. He’s the one that blew up Aldo and North Tower! He’s been in command of the empire’s frobots since the beginning, why would he pick now of all times to switch sides.”


“Respectfully,” Bufo shook his head, “he reached out to me, not you. He’s not on your side. My guess is, he’s getting tired of playing second banana.”


Grime groaned, “so why in olms name did you trust him?”


“I don’t. He’s using me, I’m using him. It's business, nothing more.”


Beatrix sighed, “Alright, so Andrias gave you your weapons, you still haven’t explained the ambassador stuff.” She glared at Grime, “Neither have you really.”


Grime shrugged, “I saw Incilius chatting with a sentry about it, more of an educated guess than concrete evidence.”


“I didn’t hear anything, and I was right beside you!”


“I read his lips.”


She blinked in astonishment, “when’d you learn to do that?”


“You’d be surprised what you pick up by consuming media at the voracious rate I do,” Grime smirked smugly.


Bufo sighed, “I was just getting to the ambassador, but if you want me to tell you the truth on this one I need you to swear secrecy on what I tell you.”


Grime narrowed his eyes, “fine.”


“No, not ‘fine’.” Bufo’s features were dark and serious, “swear to me, on the hammer of our people, that you won’t tell a soul of what you learn here today. That means you can’t speak of this to that lieutenant of yours, Waybright, or either of her friends.”


General Waybright will learn whatever she needs to be told.”


“Then we have nothing more to talk about.”


Beatrix and Grime exchanged a glance, wiggling their eyebrows at each other as they engaged in a silent argument. At last, after a particularly hard stare from Beatrix, Grime sighed, “Very well, upon my honour and upon this hammer I swear it. Your secrets are safe with me.”


Satisfied Bufo nodded to Beatrix who repeated Grime’s words. When she had finished, Bufo cleared his throat with a cough, “The ambassador is the dark prince Beta. He is coming today to nail down the details for a peace summit between myself and the Dark King, hosted at East Tower.”


Grime’s jaw dropped, “the Dark King… is coming here?”


Bufo nodded, “Anvil orchestrated the summit, with his help, I’ll be able to lead the Dark King into an ambush and finish this war in one swift stroke.”


Grime sat down, collapsing onto a cushion, “what about Cameron?”


Bufo shook his head, “Commander Waybright was already a casualty of this war. I’ll honour his sacrifice as best I can.”


Beatrix gazed at her younger brother, “it would end the war. Without the Dark King, the empire would fracture further, all the rebellion would need to do would be to swoop in a takeout Andrias. Anne’s more than capable of that…”


Grime looked up, “assuming you can, in fact, kill him.”


Bufo shrugged, “I’ve got enough firepower to level a small city inside these walls. If that can’t kill him, nothing you can muster can. I heard about the last fight between the Dark King and Sasha Waybright, she won’t survive another encounter.”


Griem thought back to the brief time he’d spent with Sasha’s older brother, the arguments they shared, but also the brief moments of camaraderie, like the bottle of wine the young man had smuggled to the Plantar’s dinner party. If Bufo succeeded, Sasha would never forgive him. On the other hand, he’d seen her injuries from their last fight, Bufo was right, she wouldn’t survive a second encounter.


At last, Grime glanced up at Bufo, “I won’t help you, but I won’t stop you either. Best to pretend this conversation never happened.”


Bufo nodded, “Fine by me. So, getting back to the original topic of conversation; food for my tower and ships for you?”


Seeing Grime was still in a bit of a sullen stupor Beatrix nodded, releasing Bufo from her grip, “We can agree to those terms.”


Bufo clapped his hands, “fantastic. Well, I won’t keep you, especially with a host of Imperial dropping by for a chat later today.”

 


As they made their way to the gates Grime was hunched over, head bowed in shame. Beatrix gave him a solid pat on the shoulder, “It’s the tactical thing to do.”


“But probably not the right thing to do…” Grime’s voice was sullen and quiet, barely above a whisper.


She winced, “Well… let's leave that to the history books.”


Grime glanced up at her, “what would you want to do?”


“Like I said, leave it to the history books- oh…” She bit her lip, “You mean… if it were me and you, not the humans, in this situation?”


Grime nodded, “would you want me to kill you?”


“That’s a loaded question.”


“Quite.”


They came to a halt before the main gates. Waiting patiently for the gate operator to slide them open. Beatrix gnawed on her lip, then she too hung her head, “It’s a bit different… I’m a soldier, I know Cameron served as our commander for a short time, but the kid didn’t sign up for this…”


“None of them did…”


They fell into silence once more. After a few minutes had passed Grime’s anxiety wore aware into frustration and he brought his hammer down against the gate, causing the whole structure to vibrate, “Oi! Get this damn thing open!”


“Apologies, they were under my orders to hold you up.” Incilius’ voice from behind caused the toad captains to turn.


“Well, you better have a good reason for this lieutenant. I-” Grime’s voice caught in his throat as he noticed the two toads following behind Incilius. A wry smile split his lips, “Percy?! Braddock?!”


Percy waved nervously, “H-hey captain, long time no see eh?”


Grime thumped the haft of his warhammer into the ground in excitement, “bit of an understatement! Where have you two been?”


Braddock shook her head in exasperation, “Where haven’t we been? We spent most of the last two months ducking frobot patrols, with more than a couple close calls! With the whole world seemingly gone to hell we didn’t know where to go. We got lucky when one of Bufo’s patrols picked us up, half-starved in the mountains west of here…”


Incilius grunted, “Yeah, and luckier still that the good captain here happened to drop by. I’m handing these two off to you Grime, we have no need for two lily-livered ramblers here.” With a shove he pushed the two toads forward toward Grime and Beatrix, “Best get a move on, my scouts have spotted an imperial vessel approaching from the west.”


Grime nodded grimly, “Right, come with me you two, Sasha’s going to be over the moon to see you again.” As he turned a pained expression flicked across his face for only a moment.


Though I doubt it’ll make up for getting her big brother killed…

 


Cameron gazed frantically between the spear in his hand and the portal shining before him. This situation wasn’t entirely unfamiliar to him, after all, he’d been thrown through the ringers of Valerianna’s trickery that one time, but this… there was something different about this, something more tangible.


For one he was made of meat and bone, not starlight, and secondly, he was holding the antithesis to the calamity stones in his hand. The power of the black spear coursed through the veins in his arm, running up its length and into his chest. His whole right arm felt cold, frozen stiff, and burning as though he’d plunged it into a pool of boiling water.

He staggered but caught himself by leaning his weight on the spear, gasping in pain as his weight settled upon his shoulder.


On the other side of the portal the Dark King was fuming, both in a metaphorical and quite literal sense. Wisps of black smoke rose from his armour, surrounding his figure in a dark cloud, and the grimace of rage painted on his face was terrible. He beat his fist upon the portal, the impact sounding a dull thump that rang about the dimly lit void Cameron now found himself in.


As his mind adjusted to the discomfort of the spear the pieces of what was going on fell into place within Cameron’s mind. The Guardian had thrown the Dark King back into Amphibia and then effectively locked the behind him, separating the would-be god from his greatest weapon, the spear.
The question was, how had he locked it?
Cameron’s heart skipped a beat, and a slow smile spread across the Dark King’s features, they had both deduced the ruse.


“Clever…” The Dark King’s voice, his voice, Cameron’s voice, was sickly sweet but laced with an edge of rage that was still noticeable even as he cooed, “the boy or the spear… very clever cat…”


Nothing could be in two different places at once. The laws of reality might make some allowances at certain scales but not the macroscopic. Cameron felt sick to his stomach.


“Yes… you figured it out too, haven’t you…” The Dark King leaned against the portal, peering in at Cameron like a malicious child might a creature in a zoo, “You’re a copy… an imitation. A cheap duplicate taking up space in that universe’s filing cabinet so that I might not squeeze past… quite the elegant solution, however…” he chuckled, cold and cruel, without a hint of true merriment, “I think I can have my cake and eat it too…” he tapped the side of his nose, “a fitting axiom given your predicament, wouldn’t you agree, my soulless friend? Or did the cat god leave a fully stocked parlour behind one of those stars?”


Cameron clutched at his chest; his heart felt like it would burst through his chest. Breath coming in ragged gasps as the existential dread closed in on him, Cameron glanced up at the Dark King, “I…” he stopped, not even sure of what he was going to say. What could he say?


“This is an annoying setback, I’ll admit” the Dark King continued, “but I waited a thousand years for the gems to return, I can wait… hmmm… three days? That’s about how long humans can live without drink yes?” he laughed again, “hell, why don’t I just leave you here for a year? A decade? Let your bones bleach in the light of the void. I have no rivals, not anymore, I could wait until you blow away as dust to retrieve my prize.” Leaning back from the portal he tilted his head and leered at Cameron, “and that’s exactly what I think I’ll do. Let’s give your sister and her friends a sporting chance. Well… not exactly a sporting chance, or any kind of chance really, but let’s let them think that’s the case.”


Finally getting his breathing under control, Cameron glared out at the Dark King, “You won’t beat them. You won’t break them.”


The Dark King tapped his cheek, “unfortunately for you, you’ll never find out. Goodbye, forever.”


As the portal closed, dimming what little light had remained in the dead void the Dark King’s laughter rang about the empty universe, its echo persisting long after the last spec of light had vanished.

Chapter 52: Cold and Alone

Summary:

Cameron's copy finds himself in a chaotic and dreary realm.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

He didn’t remember when the wind had first blown in, but now that it had, it was impossible to ignore. It battered and bit at his face, turning the flesh pale a numb even as he sheltered it behind his one free hand. There was snow now too, laying on whatever surfaced passed for ground in this land in deep drifts reaching hallway up to his knees. Like hands reaching up from below it pulled at him, turning each step forward into a battle.


Forward. What lay forward that he was fighting with all his might to reach? If what lay behind him was anything to go by, there was nothing. Just an empty cold waste.


He hadn’t seen the realm change around him. One moment he had been languishing in a dark void, the next he’d felt the crunch of snow beneath his metal boot. It was as if the colour palette of the realm had inverted, the dark void left in the Dark King’s wake had been replaced with a white backdrop of snow.


He wondered if this was a byproduct of the Guardian’s death, like a ship drifting aimlessly as the captain’s hand slipped from the tiller the realm was shifting at random. Or perhaps it was metaphorically closer to a garden, growing wild and chaotic without constant supervision.


It mattered little. Between the empty void and snow-swept hellscape, both were cold, both were dead, and both choked his vision beyond the reach of his hand. Save for the spear.


The spear had stood out in both mediums, darker somehow than the pitch-black void and now burning its black outline through the blizzard as some kind of dark mockery of torchlight. He was almost grateful for the sense of existence it gave him, a visual indication that he was indeed in a physical space. This comfort, however, was overshadowed by the pain of the spear’s power coursing through his arm, freezing his fingers about its haft, and it kept his opinions towards the object, fittingly, frosty.


A chuckle caused his lips to crack into a grin for just the briefest of moments. He still had his sense of humour at least.


No, not his sense of humour, Cameron’s.


He paused for a moment, leaning on the spear for support as he caught his breath. The chuckle rose again in his chest. It was wild and crazed, building in volume until it burst forth from his lips as something between a whimper and a howl.


“Hehehehehehehe!”


He threw back his head, letting the wind lift his curly blonde locks so that they flapped against his face. His eyes were wide, staring madly into the empty sky above. He ran his fingers through his hair, then paused, gripping the mop of blonde hair tightly.


“What’s the point?”


His voice was trembling and psychotic, barely above a whisper yet it rang out clear despite the torrent into which he cried.


“There’s nothing out here! There’s nowhere to go!” his voice became strained, barely holding back the terror that was building within him, “T-There’s no one out here!”


His head sunk, chin coming to rest against his chest, “there’s no one out here… not even me… not the real me… just a…” he put his head in his hands, “just a fucking copy.”


How long had he been walking for? Hours? Days? Weeks? Probably one of the former two but with how messed up space was in this place who knew how time flowed?


No. No, there was definitely a way to tell the time. He could feel it, the building headache, the sandpaper feeling in his throat. The sharps pangs that assaulted his insides now that the adrenaline of shock was wearing off.


Three days, that’s how long he’d live. He’d tried eating the snow, but it dissolved into nothing, not even liquid in his mouth. It was a construct, just like everything else in this realm. Just like he was.


He sank to his knees. He couldn’t tell if he was crying, the wind would rip any tears he had away the moment they formed, “I… I don’t want to die…” he closed his eyes and whimpered, hugging his arms about himself as best he could with the spear still frozen in his right one.


A droplet rolled down his cheek. He reached up to wipe it away but paused. The wind was gone. Just as quickly as it had appeared he no longer felt the sting of the elements upon his skin.


He didn’t open his eyes right away, preferring instead to bask in this brief moment of relief and peace. The air was still cold, and the snow underfoot still crunched as he stood so the climate hadn’t changed this time at least. He shuddered, still buckling under the weight of seemingly inescapable doom, and kept his eyes shut.


Minutes passed, and still he didn’t open his eyes, fearful of what new hell he’d been delivered to, until at last the dark cast by his eyelids over his vision caused his thoughts to stray once more to the eternal sleep of death. With a yelp, he sprung up and his eyes flashed open, taking in his new surroundings as he clung to what little life was afforded to him.


What greeted his frantic eyes were the snow-covered peaks of mountains, stretching out as far as his eyes could see. The endless white proceeded by black, had now become a grey vista with the granite teeth of the mountains biting up into a low-hanging bank of grey clouds that obscured his view of any sky that might reside behind them.
He was atop one of the peaks, or at least part way up one, settled in a neat alcove that provided a crude shelter from the elements as gales danced between the peaks in a playful manner. No vegetation grew on the slopes, and he sighted no signs of animal life, everything was still cold and dead, no different from before.


Settling down so that his back was rested against the rock. The existential dread had faded, temporarily of course. It would be back, slinking from the back of his mind like a predatory beast from the woods, ready to tear at what little sanity he still clung to, but for now, he was at peace.


He listened to the sounds of the mountains, allowing the dull whistle of wind snaking between the peaks to quiet his mind and slow the rapid pounding of his heart in his chest. His eyes traced the jagged horizon, drinking in the majesty of the false land. It was indeed a beautiful vista. Though devoid of life, the sheer scale of the mountain range was a sight to behold, reminiscent of illustrations he’d seen in science fiction works that depicted barren alien worlds. There was a mystery about this place, one that, given his own quite limited future, he was unlikely to ever discern or even investigate to any true extent.


Or anyone else for that matter.


It struck him that he was the first to see this place, or at the very least the first human. Discovery of the truly new was a fascinating thing he thought, and an exceedingly rare phenomenon for a human to experience. He could now count himself among the ranks of the first people to cross out of Africa or across the land bridge to the Americas, and just like them he too would remain nameless and unrecorded in history. It was a small comfort, but it was still comfort.


This place must be some final gift, a twist of kindness given to him by the realm so that he might spend what little time he had left sheltered from the cruel bite of the multiverse. He’d have much rather received a cold glass of water, condensation turning the exterior cloudy, its flavour crisp and refreshing… His tongue passed over his dry, cracked, lips and the feeling of dryness in his mouth began to itch. With a grunt of despair, he shook his head, desperately trying to find some other thing to distract his mind from the needs of his body. Names, he should give them to the peaks, maybe even write them down the rock. If he left some mark maybe in far off age people would reach this place and read them. So that, by proxy, he could be remembered.


He gripped the spear in two hands and in the rock in front of him he drew a sketch of the mountain line as they appeared to him. The black tip of the spear cut the rock like butter, hewing deep into the surface. Satisfied with his artwork he brought his hand up to his mouth and pondered what to call them.


Cameron was an obvious choice, but one that he did not wish to dwell upon. Cameron had not been here, he had. This of course led to the next problem, what was he called? There were several options of course.


He could just refer to himself as Cameron, or Cameron the Second should he wish for a grander title but no. The second implied a line of succession, a continuance. Cameron, the real Cameron, still lived, so that felt inappropriate. Also, he felt that referring to himself as such would diminish the original to some degree, better to establish his own separate identity and avoid confusion.


The other alternative was to choose his own name, either a totally invented moniker or something derived from his previous life. An original name would definitely separate him from Cameron, but was that something he truly wanted? They shared memories, and though his were false they nonetheless felt incredibly real to him. Did he really want to leave all of it behind? Not really…


He snapped his fingers, of course, there was a simple solution here. What was the point of a middle name if not to supplement the first? He pursed his lips, “Andrew Waybright…” he let it roll around his lips, muttering the name as he felt it out, “Andrew… Drew… Andy…” There were plenty of options for modification of it too. Andrew nodded, satisfied with his choice.


Turning his attention back to the sketch in the stone, he carved his new name beneath it.


The Andrew Mountains.


He giggled as he studied the inscription, “suck on that, Columbus.”


Why, what’d he ever do to you?


Andrew shrugged, still staring down at his handiwork, “Nothing to me, but he was kinda a murdering, slaving, raping, piece of shit.”


Oh… I had no idea.


Andrew prodded the spear into the rock, correcting the shape of the letters, “Yeah, and like, he wasn’t even the first European in America. The Vikings got to Newfoundland in the eleventh century and even started a settlement there. Mom was going to take me and Sash there one of these days…” he paused swallowing hard, “Well, she was going to take Cameron and Sasha… I don’t think I’d be able to tag along now…”


And why not? You don’t think they’d let you?


Andrew froze, “Wait… you’re not in my head…are you?”


Why would I be in your head? I guess I could go in there if it would make you feel better…


“No… no, I mean… you’re not a hallucination?” Andrew glanced around but the mountain slope about him was empty.


Ohhhhh, I get it. You’re three-dimensional, my bad. One sec.


“What do you…” Andrew gripped the spear tightly, “show yourself!”


Donezo.


Light exploded around Andrew as something popped into existence behind him. Blue, red, and green light combined in a nimbus that illuminated the speaks of the Andrew Mountain range for miles, burning away the cloud cover to reveal a smattering of stars in the sky above. He turned, and instantly regretted it.


The voice was warm and cheerful, full of the energy and exuberance that a child might when meeting a new friend, “Sup mortal, I’m the Guardian of the Cosmos.” It hung before Andrew in the air, hyper-spherical and just as radiant as before, “Mind if I hang out for a bit? I don’t get visitors often…


Andrew would have returned the greeting and would have otherwise been glad to have company in this dismal realm.


He was rather preoccupied, however, clutching the sides of his head as he was.


Screaming in pain.

Notes:

Bit of a shorter chapter this time. Was initially going to include it as the cut away in a larger chapter but it grew just big enough to be unwieldly.

**

There more than a few existential questions raised by Anne's 'death' at the end of the show. I get why they didn't explore them fully with a 13 year old girl.

But a 18 year old boy? Old enough to go to war, old enough to suffer the horrors of existence.

Chapter 53: Silver Wings

Summary:

Sasha reunites with some old friends, Beta and Lambda forge a deal, Marcy has trouble sleeping, and the Dark King takes to the skies.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

So well hidden was the rebel base that Percy and Braddock didn’t realize at first that they’d even arrived. One minute they were soaring between trees, weaving between branches as Grime and Beatrix made to keep a low profile to avoid imperial scouting drones, the next they were flying over the heads of hundreds of amphibians. Peering over the side of the kill-a-moth, Percy gazed down in awe as toads, frogs, newts, and even the odd olm, scurried about on the forest floor, ducking between well-camouflaged dens as they carried supplies and messages about for their fellow rebels.


He brushed the dangling end of his jester hat aside, its bright hew long faded from exposure to the elements and rough living in the northlands, wonder written across his features, “This… is incredible! I’ve never seen an army this large. How? Where did they all come from?”


Griem grunted as he gave a tug to their mount’s harness, causing the fearsome beast to slow and begin its descent to the camp below, where a strip of dirt had been cleared out for take-offs and landings. Around the perimeter of the rudimentary airstrip were the pens and shelters for the rebellion’s kill-a-moth fleet, most snoozing in the midafternoon heat, while others were in the process of being harnessed or de-harnessed as the steady stream of airborne scouts flowed in and out of the base. The toad captain didn’t take his eyes off the reigns, but called over his shoulder to the younger toad, “There’s still more in the underground sections of the base. Don’t let the numbers fool you Percy, a decent number aren’t fit for combat. Sasha’s broadcast sent a lot of warriors our way, but so too did we get a flood of refugees fleeing imperial occupation. We’ve probably got thirty times the number of members in the rebellion than we did when we were just the resistance, but half of them are either too old, too young, too sick, or too injured to fight.”


They touched down with a jolt. The kill-a-moth wriggled beneath them, kicking up a cloud of dirt as it shook off the stress of a long flight. Griem grimaced and coughed, “wouldn’t matter if they were all fit anyhow. We can’t win at numbers against the Dark King, ‘losing strategy’ doesn’t even begin to describe it. We’ll win by playing to our strengths… speaking of which…” He raised his hand and waved over to two approaching figures, “looking a bit brighter eyed Boonchuy!”


Anne and Sasha marched across the airstrip, decked out in the war gear, which Grime noticed had undergone some slight changes of late. Anne’s alterations were minor, consisting mainly of repairs to her existing kit. She was, however, now sporting a set of gauntlets made from a similar metal to that of her breastplate. The knuckles of the gauntlets were built up, looking almost like brass knuckles and were connected along the back of her hand to a built-in brace that provided the young girl with wrist support whenever she decided to deck a robot with the force of an artillery shell.


Sasha, on the other hand, was practically unrecognizable. Unlike her previous set of armour that echoed her former toad army gear, she was now clad in what was, to Grime's eyes at least, plate from downed Neo-Newtopian fleet ships. Reforged and repainted, the armour cut a striking figure. It was formfitting and sharp in a brutally practical way, and it didn’t take Grime long to notice each plate was positioned deliberately, each in response to a wound suffered, or mistake made. The skin of her arms was no longer exposed, covered by flexible scale mail. The fur cloak about her shoulders was shorter, unable to be used against her by her foes. Under her arm was a helmet, its heron-beaked design shaped to direct blows away from her eyes. She had ditched the barbarian princess look, now she was a general and a queen of battle.


Anne smirked at Grime’s remark, “Sasha and Marcy said to rest up, so here I am, rested. Probably could have gotten by with a couple bugachinos though really…”


Sasha elbowed Anne in the side, a cheeky grin on her face, “This is why Marcy and I are the brains of this operation Boonchuy.” She turned to Grime shaking her head, “Not that Marcy’s much better. Do you know I found out she pulled another all-nighter last night? I swear I’m going to have to tie her to her bed…”


Grime chuckled, “Cute… but let’s get down to business. I’ve good news and better news.”


Anne clapped her hands together, “Bufo gave us the go-ahead?”


“Yep, all he wants in return is a shipment of food. His numbers a pretty low, I figured we could spare something from the commissary.”


Sasha nodded, “I’m sure Stumpy can sort something out. I hope Bufo likes Wartwood-Thai fusion…” She paused and raised an eyebrow, “what’s the better news?”


As he locked eyes with Sasha a pang of guilt twisted in Grime’s stomach. It was probably too late to tell her. Bufo’s plan would already be in motion, with the food arriving a mere day before the Dark King’s visit. He could tell her, get it off his chest, say it was all Bufo’s doing, which up until now would be true. He swallowed hard, this was the crossroads, his last and only chance to clear his conscience and come clean to her.


Sasha crossed her arms, “you did say ‘better’ news, right? Cuz, you look really nervous, Grime…”


The toad captain coughed and then grinned with mock enthusiasm, “Well… it’s a little awkward given how we left things off but… look who I found over at Bufo’s!”


Realizing his queue had arrived, Percy popped his head over the side of the kill-a-moth’s back which he had been obscured on since he arrived, “uh… hey.”


Sasha’s eyes went wide, her suspicion towards Grime instantly forgotten, “Percy!”


“I’m here too!” Braddock hopped around the side of her and Beatrix’s mount, having landed a little behind Grime’s.


Sasha’s gauntleted hand was up by her mouth, “I’m so glad you’re both safe. I…” Sasha sucked in a breath, her voice wavered slightly, “I owe you guys a deep, deep apology. I didn’t mean to… That is… I was just so absorbed in…”


Percy and Braddock exchanged awkward glances. Then Braddock stepped forward, “Look, we’ve heard a lot about you since we parted ways. Some of it bad…” she paused and smiled meekly, “…but most of it good. The point is, uh…”


There was silence as the three former friends shuffled awkwardly, unsure of what to say. At last, the pressure became too much for Percy, “we want to help! I don’t know if you’re really a changed person now Sasha, but there are people so, so, so much worse out there right now. So, if only for the sake of our world, we think we can give you a second chance.”


There was a slight wetness in Sasha’s eyes, but she was smiling, “Guys, I- You won’t regret this. I won’t let you down, again!”


They stood in awkward silence once more until Anne leaned in, “So… group hug?”


Sasha sniffed, “Only if it's okay with you two.”


“Well…” Braddock glanced at Percy, but the young toad beamed, “You know I can’t say no to a hug! Bring it in everyone!”


Grime made to slip away but Percy grabbed him by the back of his collar and swung him into the centre of the group, “You too cap’n”


As the five of them joined arms in an embrace Grime wriggled madly, “Too much! Too much! Beatrix! Help me!”

 



“You’re back early.”


Beta’s head snapped to the side as he searched for the source of the voice. Having thought himself alone in the winding halls of the castle, the dark prince who had been named Chancellor of the Empire, snarled like a concerned animal, “Show yourself!”


The voice emanated from behind his right shoulder, “I’m right here brother, didn’t you hear me approach?” Hand clutching the hilt of his laser dagger hidden beneath his robes, Beta whirled around, coming face to face with Lambda, his father’s inquisitor. Lambda cocked his head to the side, dead frobot eyes gazing into Beta’s, “Don’t bother with the dagger, I’d have struck already if I wanted you dead.”


Beta did not release the hilt, “what game are you playing at Lambda? Yes, yes, it’s very impressive that you can sneak up on me, bit of a cheat to use your cloaking device though, don’t you think?”


“Cloaking device?” there was an electronic rattle as Lambda imitated a dark chuckle, “perish the thought brother, you know Father doesn’t like us using them in the castle.”


“And for good reason.” Beta finally composed himself, “but you didn’t answer my first question.”


“Well, I would ask you the same in turn, but unlike you, I already know what you’re ‘playing at’.” Lambda leaned in close so that the two frobots’ face masks were only inches apart, “I should think it's rather plain what game I’m playing, and if you can’t figure it out, well… all the more reason for me to play it.”


Beta’s voice synthesizer hissed like a steam valve, “I don’t have time for this.”


“Oh, but you do.” Lambda’s head rolled back, and he sighed, “Very well, I guess since you’re too dense to pick up my meaning I’ll speak plainly. You’re hopelessly outmatched against Bufo.”


“Ah!” Beta laughed, “So that’s what this is about.”


Lambda’s head tilted back forward, “You ought to take this seriously brother.”


“Oh, I am.” Beta prodded Lambda in the chest piece, “and you ought to understand when you’ve lost. The east is mine brother, it’s done. A fait accompli. Let it go and busy yourself with one of the other rebel leaders, why not Hopediah Plantar? He seems much more your speed.”


Lambda didn’t rise to the taunts, flicking his brother’s digit aside, “You’re missing my point entirely, brother. I’m here to make sure your great success isn’t marred.”


“Maybe stick to deducing lies instead of telling them inquisitor.” Beta’s tone reeked of disdain.


“Cute. I know Bufo far better than you ever will brother, he’s a devious and cunning warrior, not afraid to fight dirty when back into a corner. You, on the other hand, are blinded by the opportunity before you.” He held up his hands, “You beat me to Bufo, I admit it. Congratulations are in order, but, you don’t have him yet and as a loyal servant of the throne it is my duty to ensure the operational integrity of our missions.”


Beta scoffed, “Frankly, brother. Snail shit.”


Lambda continued without acknowledging his brother’s comment, “You’re a talented diplomat brother, but your combat senses are a few updates short of optimal firmware. You didn’t hear me approach, you might have cleared father’s combat exam, but your scores are by far the lowest of our siblings. I apologize for speaking bluntly, but brother, you’re in danger.”


Beta was silent, his eyes flicked between Lambda, his weapons, the nearest doors and other possible avenues of escape.


Lambda shook his head, “I really am trying to help you, brother. Just hear me out.”


“Fine.” Beta’s voice was entirely void of the swagger it had held only moments ago, now it was shrill and irritable.


“Let me accompany you to East Tower. If all goes well as you expect then you can rub it in my face for the rest of eternity, but if Bufo is drawing you into a trap, I’ll deal with him and still credit you for getting us inside his keep. Either way, you come out with the glory brother.”


Beta was silent for a moment, the cost-benefit analysis of the deal running through his digital brain. At last, he shrugged, “Sure, done.”


Lambda nodded, “good.”


Deals always happened like this between the dark princes. Though neither trusted the other to entirely follow through on their end of the bargain, each counted on their scheme to come out on top. Indeed, the formation of a deal was the point where the true backstabbing began.


Silently the two princes made their way towards the throne room, each planning the other’s downfall.

 



It had been two days since Percy and Braddock had joined up with the rebellion and reunited with Sasha, however, any celebrations had needed to be postponed. There was work to do and, under the logistical genius of Marcy, the largest movement of supplies and personnel since the burning of Wartwood.


For her part, Marcy found the whole endeavour rather therapeutic and thoroughly enjoyable, an outlet she was in desperate need of. The young Taiwanese girl had found very little cause for joy of late. The scar on her chest, though quite reduced after the rejuvenation tank treatments, was a constant reminder of the horror she’d both unwittingly unleashed and suffered over the last year. She’d come to terms with much of it, but at night when she sat alone doubt and guilt ate at her.


She’d told Sasha and Anne that she was too caught up in her work to sleep. That was half true. She was extraordinarily busy, the task before her was monumental but one she relished. It all came together like a puzzle; fitting desperate, seemingly unrelated, pieces together so that they combined into a working model she’d then see play out before her eyes as rebels and gear were shifted between home base and the eastern shore. She was living out a strategy game in real-time, and uncovering ancient relics, were it not so exhausting she probably would be pulling all nights out of the joy alone.


But she wasn’t. In the past, she’d been pressed to ever take notice of the time of day. Marcy would need others, usually Anne, to remind her that it was time to move on to something else or to retire for the day. Now, though? She was ever cognizant of the lengthening shadows, and the dimming of the sky.


He was always there, in the darkness. The Dark King’s laughter, a twisted parody of the boy who’d thrown himself in harm's way for her, played in her mind as a cold breeze running down her neck. His words taunted her from the shadows. When she closed her eyes to block him out, she could see his grin, the flesh of Cameron’s face stretched to an unnatural limit, teeth glinting in the glowing orange light of his eyes.


Drowsiness too had become a source of terror. The fading of cognition hit much the same notes as the mind-shackle necklace the Dark King had foisted upon her, and in her irrational, sleep-deprived mind, Marcy couldn’t help but worry if she might wake up a prisoner in her own body again.


She sucked in a breath, feeling her heart beating like a drum in her chest. Reaching out shakily she grabbed the mug that sat next to her on the desk. She could already tell it was empty before the vessel even got close to her lips. The ceramic was cold to the touch and light, the warm brown liquid that had inhabited it thoroughly drained. Still, she brought it up for a sip, lips trembling as she tried to distract her wandering mind. She was exhausted now, having been up for over twenty hours.


She turned back to her work, diving suits. Polly had helped with them, the officious tadpole was a quick study when it came to engineering. Marcy was almost jealous. Eight suits had been prepared. One for each of the rebellion’s generals, colour coordinated of course. Grime and the Plantars would also receive a set, with Polly having incorporated Frobo into hers as a miniature submersible. The last two were reserved for Gary, specifically, Gary would be coming along on Jeremy, Horace, and another member of Gardenton, Norris.


A study of the designs on the captured data slate had revealed to Marcy that the bare minimum crew for the Hellbender class battleship which acted as the fleet hub was five. Though only she, Horrace and Norris would be somewhat trained in the ship's controls she figured that’d be enough to at least get the main ship airborne and call up the others with it.


Once they breached the surface the ships could be fully staffed with an assortment of amphibians drawn from Gardenton and some willing volunteers who had offered their services for Marcy’s new fleet.


The flap of the tent sliding open caused Marcy to jump with a start. The cold beach air blew past her, snuffing the candle that was providing her light as she worked. The tent was plunged into darkness, save only for the grim starlight that shone through the open flap, revealing the night sky that shone down upon the eastern seaboard.


Marcy could feel the panic beginning to rise once more. The wind moved the walls of the tent, giving the impression that things were moving in the dark all about her. A whisper, inaudible but carried by the hissing wind to her ears, reached out to Marcy like a claw from the shadows.


Do you really think you’re safe here?


“Time for lights out Mar-Mar!”


Anne squinted into the dark tent, barely picking out Marcy’s form as the starlight fell upon it. Sasha, who had been following up behind her snorted as she chuckled under her breath, “told you she’d still be up. Seriously Mar-Mar you can’t keep burning the candle at both ends.”


The two girls stepped into the tent letting the flap close behind them so that the wind ceased churning up the interior. Anne fumbled forward in the dark, “That’s right. Two-thirds of Rebel high command have voted in favour of you going straight to bed, that’s a majority so if you don’t obey it’ll be treason.” her hand fell upon Marcy’s shoulder. She froze, feeling the tremble in Marcy as she sat there in the dark, shivering, “Marcy?”


Sasha was at their side in a second, “Is everything alright? What’s wrong?”


“I’m just…” Marcy took a deep breath, doing her best to block out the creeping dread as it gnawed at her from the pitch blackness, “…yeah sleep sounds good.” Arms lifted her up, strong arms, wrapping her in an embrace. In an instant, Marcy was brought back in her mind’s eye to that moment in the castle after leaving the rejuvenation tank. At her lowest moment, terrified, injured, and in complete despair. She remembered the arms about her, holding her tightly yet gently, offering what little comfort he could on that dark day.


Marcy whimpered and buried her face in Sasha’s shoulder. The blonde girl wordlessly carried her over to the makeshift bed, a coarse threaded mattress stuffed with bits of down and soft grass that the rebellion’s quartermasters had scrounged together to make an approximation of bedding. She made to lay Marcy down on the mattress but paused.


Anne couldn’t make out Sasha or Marcy’s form in the dark but she drew closer as she heard Sasha hiss to her under her breath, “A little help, Anne?”


Reaching her two friends Anne quickly decided the source of Sasha’s predicament. Marcy, though not quite asleep was groggily hanging on to Sasha, her fingers wrapped tightly into Sasha’s fur shoulder cloak, effectively locking the two girls together.


As gently as possible Anne prised Marcy’s fingers loose, freeing Sasha to at last lay their friend down onto her bed. As they turned away to leave her to her rest Anne felt something grab her hand. Looking down she saw that Marcy had reached out and snagged her fingers in her own, and was holding on as tightly as her exhausted muscles would allow, which wasn’t much. Glancing over Anne saw that Sasha too had been similarly ensnared.


Marcy’s voice was quiet and small, more like the squeak of a small child than a teenage girl, “could you… stay… for just a little bit? Please?”


The tone of her words was pitiful, and it took all Anne’s strength not to sob a little at her friend’s state. She glanced over at Sasha, who nodded, “of course.”


The three young girls settled down on the mattress in a scene reminiscent of a sleepover in the earliest days of their friendship when they had all feared the dark. Sasha lay closest to the door as a shield against anything that dared approach them, Anne lay on the other side, and Marcy in the middle, sandwiched snugly between her two friends as exhaustion finally overtook her.


Outside the wind buffeted the shore, billowing over the mass of tents that dotted the sand like ants. Tomorrow they’d brave the depths of Amphibia’s ocean, but for now, it was time to rest.

 



Andrias watched the Dark King approaching down the hall through lidded eyes. He’d yet treat with his master’s new form but even from a distance the former king could tell the change was dramatic. The Dark King’s armour itself had been sharpened with the addition of jagged edges that flew in the face of the traditional sleek and rounded Newtopian design philosophy. Most striking though was the helm, tall and dark it bore less of an olm-like resemblance as its hand before and now was distinctly regal. Spears of black, shaped as the antennae of the old crown, rose in a circle about the top. The front was open, revealing Cameron Waybright’s features, bathed in the orange glow of the Core’s light that leaked through his eyes. The eyes shone as twin stars of burning malice, complimenting the piece de resistance of the crown, the three gems.


Ensconced upon the crown’s brow, the three calamity gems shone brightly, their power crackling about the Dark King as he strode forward, cloak billowing behind him. As he drew near Andrias noticed another addition, that of a fur shoulder cloak that was thrown about the Dark King’s shoulders, its grey fur adding a royal flair to his otherwise dark comportment.


Andrias bowed, “Your new attire suits you, majesty.”


Without breaking stride, the Dark King passed Andrias, forcing the colossal newt to do a little hop step so as to catch up with his relentless march. Glancing back over his shoulder, the Dark King grinned wolfishly at his crown prince, “I’m so glad you agree Andrias, it was rather an ordeal to put it together. A divine ordeal one might say.”


Andrias nodded solemnly and slashed a faint smile, lacking the necessary context for his liege’s joke to land. Not wishing to dwell on the subject he coughed to clear his throat, “So… uh, you’re off to see Bufo then?”


The Dark King didn’t turn his head this time, “correct, quite a coup on Beta’s part I must say. Makes one wonder if he truly did it all by himself…”


Andrias swallowed, “he’s a crafty one, devious too. I’m sure others had their hand in it, but you’d be hard-pressed to get him to let others share his glory.”


“An astute observation…” the Dark King’s voice sounded almost contemplative, “I knew there was a reason I kept you around Andrias.”


Andrias’ head bobbed down but was slow to rise as he gritted his teeth in frustration, the king’s threat quite evident to him, “I exist at your pleasure… I hope that I might redeem myself in the coming days.”


“Yes… the human invasion… what’s the status of Tau and Omicron?”


“Tau tells me they’ve spread her network of shackled agents throughout the geopolitical entity the humans call the United States, along with a dozen other human nation-states. We’ve been shipping her mind collars by the barrel load but at the exponential rate, she’s expanding the network there’s a definite bottleneck. Still, if she’d shackled as many humans as we’ve sent collars, we’re looking at a force numbering in the tens of thousands Terran-side.”


The Dark King nodded, his pace still not slowing, “as predicted then, good. What of Omicron?”


Andrias drew in a sharp breath, remembering the frobot’s last, icy, report, “he says there’s been… complications. The human weapons of mass destruction won’t be immediately accessible to us en-mass as we hoped, but he does report he can prevent a fusion weapon response from the humans for at least thirty-six of their hours.”


“I see… and how many does he think we can launch initially?”


“…three.”


A cruel giggle escaped the Dark King’s lips, “a fine demonstration. Very well, you may pass on my approval of Tau and Omicron’s progress. Oh… and have Omicron send me some video recordings of Delta’s activities, I could use a good laugh.”


Andrias felt his stomach twist at the mere mention of the grisly dark princes’ deeds.

 



As they exited out onto the hangar Andrias noticed a great number of individuals were assembled there, some he expected, while others he most certainly did not.


Beta was there of course, though he was flanked by Lambda. The imperial inquisitor had a retinue of modified cloak bots behind him, their black paint jobs and elongated claws marking them as Lambda’s personal kill team, feared throughout the continent by friend or foe alike for their ruthless efficiency.


Lambda’s presence wasn’t too unusual. The dark prince in charge of hunting the king’s enemies had a well-known vendetta against Captain Bufo, though Andrias wondered what possible deal he’d struck with Beta to be allowed inclusion on this mission. Whatever it was, it was best he steer clear of it for now. He did wonder if this was a blessing for Bufo’s plan or a death knell. On the one hand, the toad was about to land two dark princes in his trap when previously it had thought to be only one. On the other hand, Lambda was a shrewd and frustratingly insightful machine, and if Bufo played a little too fast a loose with his sources of intel Andrias could find his schemes ended before they had truly begun.


The other group, however, was a complete shock to him. General Nir, stood at the head of a column of Newtopian guard, their amour freshly polished and bearing an array of ceremonial arms. Behind them, crouching down in a sitting position were two herons, their feathered hides mounted with plate armour, one pink, one silver.


The Dark King noticed Andrias’ wandering gaze and smirked, “I thought the herons might be a nice touch for Sash. Especially given the colour palette. It’s only fitting that a king should ride in style is it not?”


“You plan to mount the beasts?”


The Dark King laughed, “One apex predator atop another.”


Andrias shook his head in disbelief.


As they approached the Newtopian guard column the Dark King’s eyes narrowed, noticing two figures that were at Nir’s side. Olivia and Yunan flanked the old general, standing at attention. The Dark King glanced between them and then snorted, “To be perfectly honest, I practically forgot about you two… how’s Nir been treating you?”


The stout newt’s grey mustache twitched as he chuckled, “I gave ‘em more than enough to scrape by sire. After all, what good master doesn’t take care of his servants? Lowly as they might be…”


“Well, I appreciate you watching my two lovebirds while I was otherwise engaged general.” The Dark King flexed his hand, the wicked clawed gauntlet flashing in the moonlight. He held up a finger, the sharpened point at the tip of his digit glinting menacingly, “but I did make a promise, guess I ought to decide now which one of you to do away with…”


“Wait!” Nir threw up his hands, stepping forward so that he was between the Dark King and the two mind-shackled newts, “hold on sire, I implore you.”


The corner of the Dark King’s mouth twisted into something approaching disgust, “You'd better have a good reason for denying me my fun General, or I’ll have to satiate my boredom on you.”


“Well… you see.” Nir stammered, but maintained his composure, much to Andrias’ shock. Stepping back, he stuck his elbows out from his side, forming a loop on either side of his rotund body. He gave a short whistle. Robotically, Olivia and Yunan stepped closer to the aged general and looped their arms about his, so that the three formed a chain with Nir at the centre. The general flashed the Dark King with a grin, “You wouldn’t deny an old windbag like me the opportunity to have a pretty newt gal on each arm?”


A slow smile crept across the Dark King’s features, made all the more sinister now that his face was fully revealed for Andrias to see. The muscles of Cameron’s face moved unnaturally, in an almost alien manner that only someone accustomed to an entirely different biological form could replicate. He let out a small grunt of amusement, “No, I would not. Very well, I shall assent.” Turning his words now to Olivia and Yunan, he continued, “You ladies treat the general nice you hear? He’s getting quite fragile in his old age.”


Nir giggled, “Oh I’m sure we’ll get along famously. Come now ladies, let me treat you to dinner over at chez Bufo.” Still with the two shackled newts’ arms looped in his, Nir led his column onto the nearby ship whose engines were beginning to rev up.


Biting back his disgust at the old coot’s antics, Andrias turned to the Dark King, “If that’s everything I think I’ll be off. Plenty to do for the invasion still, I doubt we’ll even have time to talk when you get back.”


“It boggles the mind how you still have so much work to do. Is Omega not helping you at all? It seems like you’ve been even busier since I let you borrow them.”


Andrias coughed, once again coming very close to being caught on his lies, “Omega has been extremely helpful. Their insight into our capabilities has enabled me to develop entirely new strategies and tactics to counter our enemies. I assure you; we haven’t wasted a minute of our time.”


The Dark King’s eyes narrowed, “well that was a load of empty words. Just get back to work Andrias, I expect the invasion of Terra to be ready for final review upon my return.” The corner of his mouth curled upward, “if I get stalling tactics instead of details once more, we will have to have a discussion concerning the lines of succession in this empire. Do I make myself clear?”


Andrias bowed his head wearily, “crystal clear…”


“Good.” Striding over to the herons the Dark King ran his hand down the beak of the silver-armoured one, gazing into its hungry, hateful eyes. Smiling he walked around to its side and climbed up the harness with remarkable agility. Setting himself in the saddle atop its back he smiled down at Andrias, “Look at you… so small down there… heh.” He bared his teeth in a devilish grin, “See you soon, prince.” Then with a storm of wind and feathers, he was out in the air, soaring above the factory-dotted landscape of amphibia.


Behind him the ships carrying the frobots and Newtopian guards wheeled upward, their engines burning at full power to catch up with their master as he soared higher still. With a tug on the reigns, the Dark King brought the heron about. He gazed off into the east, eyes roving over the landscape, noting the lights of homes, fires, and fighting.

Standing up he allowed the wind to catch his cloak, billowing it out behind, mimicking the great wings of his mount as he tore through the sky. The heron let out a screech, piecing the tranquil night.


He should have done this long ago.

Notes:

The Dark King wouldn't be aware that these are the herons that ate Sprig and Polly's parents, but if he did I'm sure it'd make his day.

Chapter 54: The Slaughter at East Tower, Part 1

Summary:

The Dark King arrives at East Tower and Captain Bufo springs his trap.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

“I can’t believe you.” Valerianna massaged her temples. Though being a ghost made it physically impossible for the former empress to develop a migraine, recent events seemed dead set on doing the impossible. She was reclining upon a constellation, the stars folded into a shape vaguely resembling that of a human lawn chair. All about her stars flew past in a dazzling, radiant, curtain as the realm between realms sought to repopulate the scarred land with warmth and light which had been snuffed out so viciously by the Dark King’s visit.


The process would take time, and even after an eon of work, Valerianna doubted the shadow cast by her progeny’s dark deeds would ever truly be scrubbed clean. Its mark hung in the air, as a stench of death that assaulted her ghostly nostrils. If cold had a smell, this would be it.


She glared at her companion and taskmaster, that being who had started her off on this damnable journey so many millennia ago and given her the opportunity for a redemption she still felt unworthy to receive. She gave a small snort of frustration, “Seriously, how could you, of all beings, forget something as important as that?”


Perched precariously upon the rim of a galaxy the Guardian of the Cosmos shifted his eyes, radiant in the three colours of the great gems, over in her direction. The black fur on his back bristled and his ears flattened against his skull in the manner mortal cats might display appeasement. Lifting up a flawlessly white paw he began licking self-consciously, “Okay, for one. I brought you here on the sole condition that you wouldn’t yell at me. So, let’s not get bogged down with who forgot the mind-crushing effects of their true form. And for two, it’s been, like, a million billion years since I spoke to a mortal chez moi so cut me a little slack.”


Halfway through a lick, he paused and stuck a claw out, pre-empting a comment from the ghost newt, “…I know I met you ten thousand years ago but that was on the mortal plane, it doesn’t count. That’s the difference between remembering to wear pants out in public and pants at home when you’re not expecting visitors. It just doesn’t happen.”


Valerianna sighed and turned her gaze down to the small wooden cottage that sitting in the field of stars beneath them, “so… how’s he handling it?”


“Not well…”


The roof of the cottage grew translucent as the Guardian folded the space for Valerianna’s viewing benefit. Upon disappearing it revealed a cozy interior with a wood stove and well-worn hardwood floors. Pacing around inside was a young man with messy blonde hair, clad in battered plate power armour.


The newt tapped her chin pensively, “Well he seems to be up and about. What’s the issue?”


The Guardian looked at her quizzically but then his eyes flashed with recognition, “Oh! Right, sorry, forgot you still had 3d ears… let me tune you in… a word of warning, though. He’s a bit shouty…”


“I’m not crazy! You’re crazy! Especially you Andrias!


With a dull thump the pile of teal-coloured pillows, stacked in the rough shape of a newt, toppled over. Cotton stuffing, torn out of yet another pillow and hung about the topmost pillow to make a snowy beard, scattered across the hardwood floor.


Andrew clenched his teeth, throwing a quivering finger in the direction of the disassembled effigy, “sass me again motherfucker! See what happens!” Turning his back on ‘Andrias’, Andrew folded his arms behind his back giving an officious glare about the room, “Now… why don’t you make yourself useful and help me find Sash. She was just here a second ago…” He darted about the room peering behind drapes, under the table and behind the few other pieces of furniture that furnished the cottage. Suddenly his head snapped back in the direction of the ‘Andrias’ pillows, “Oh good! You found them!”


Shoving the teal pillows aside he revealed a set of three cups, one pink, one green, and one blue. He crossed his arms and glared down at the glassware, “Well, what do you three have to say for yourselves?” He paused as if listening to a reply before jutting his chin forward and leaning down over the three glasses, “and you expect me to believe that? Ha! Nice try but I’ve seen through your flowery words this time Sash! You three better listen up, because I’m only going to say this once.”


He jabbed a finger at each glass, “Sash, quit trying to murder your friends! It’s not nice and you clearly suck at it! Marcy, stop roleplaying this like we're in a high-fantasy setting! It’s obviously a dark fantasy world, read the context clues! Honestly, I expected better from you. Anne…” he paused, then shifted the accusatory finger into a thumbs up, “Anne, truthfully, you finally started standing up for yourself. No notes kiddo, keep up the good work!” his eyes narrowed, “Okay I lied. One note: if you’re sword fighting your friend, don’t go for the face.”


Valerianna pursed her lips and leaned back in her star-lawn chair, “Yeah… okay. Not well.”


“I fixed what I could but, honestly, it doesn’t matter how many holes I patch if the structural integrity has been compromised.” The Guardian sighed, “This plan was a gamble, and if Andrew can’t pull himself together after my little blunder… well…”


“Blunder?” Valerinna’s head snapped up, her voice was shrill and enraged, “Which one are we talking about here? The cloud of cosmic corpse stink from your future dead body or the boy down there whose mind you turned into soup?”


A deep chuckle rumbled out of the Guardian’s throat, causing the very stars of the realm to vibrate. Tiling his great feline head back so that his eyes locked with Valerianna the Guardian of the Cosmos grinned, flashing ferocious fangs of pearl white, “My dear, whatever gave you the impression that my death was a mistake?”

 



Incilius burst through the doors of the guard tower, ears ringing from the sound of the alarm bells, “report!”


The guard toad, a scarred veteran wielding a fearsome-looking energy cannon threw a hasty salute before directing the lieutenant's gaze with his pointed finger to a dark spot moving across the sky, “Heron approaching the tower, sir!”


Incilius crushed under his breath as he squinted up at the splotch in the sky, “There hasn’t been a damn heron in these parts for the better part of a decade. Do you have a spyglass?”


The toad held up a black boxy item and grinned, his maw a mess of chipped razor-sharp teeth, “I can do you one better. Rangefinder.”


“Wonders of Newtopian technology, eh?” Accepting the item, Incilius held it up to his right eye, twisting the dials of the rangefinder so that the swiftly approaching bird slew into his view. It was definitely a heron, but as he focused his view Incilius took note of the plates and tubes that were fastened about the avian monstrosity. Lowering the rangefinder he nodded to the guard, “Good eye, that’s a heron alright.”


“Shall I have the lads open up on the beast?”


Incilius shook his head, “No, our trap is not to be sprung just yet.”


The toad guard blinked, not having picked up on the same details as the lieutenant, “Pardon?”


Turning the lieutenant began walking towards the door, “That’s no wild beast. Sound the alert, our guests are arriving.”

 



The gates of East Tower swung open, their weatherworn hinges groaning in protest as rusted metal scrapped together. The piercing sound cut through the pregnant silence as an arrow might a fog bank, effortlessly and with the resulting impact echoing all about. Toad warriors, veterans of over a decade of service and some of the most brutal fighting to be found on the continent stood in grim silence. For a while the silence persisted, broken only by the odd shuffle or cough from Bufo’s warriors as the tension ate away at their discipline, gnawing at their resolve. Then they heard it. The rolling thunder of metal boots stamping the ground, in near-perfect unison, beat a tattoo into the air and the Newtopian Guard marched through the gate.


In the days of the kingdom, the Newtopian Guard had been a varied bunch, prizing the feats of individual warriors above all else. Guards were encouraged to modify their armour to best suit their own personal style, both of fashion and combat. Rather than a cohesive fighting force the Guard had been subdivided into specialist formations, such as the vaunted Night Guard in whose ranks Marcy Wu had served. Under the reborn empire, however, things had changed.


No longer the warrior-knights of Yunan, they were now the iron fist of Nir. Their amour was a brilliant silver and totally uniform between every guardsnewt, unadorned by heraldry or honours, with the only decoration being the blazing orange eye that glared out from the brow of their pointed helmets in honour of their lord and master.


Their weapons too were standardized; fearsome-looking pikes that glinted menacingly in the dawn’s early light, underslung with a version of the frobot energy cannon. Though designed primarily with the suppression of civil unrest in mind, only a fool would disregard the lethality of the weapons. In the hands of a trained professional, these pikes had proven to be versatile weapons, capable of responding to any given situation a guardsnewt might find themselves in, be that creating space between themselves and a numerically superior foe or delivering a surprising amount of firepower in a firefight against rebel forces. For fighting up close and personal, where the pike’s size proved too unwieldy to be effective, guardsnewts were equipped with a dark metal dirk, fastened at the hip in a scabbard of mantis leather.


The Guard marched into two columns, arms swinging rhythmically as they passed the lines of onlooking toads without even a hint of fear or trepidation. At the rear of the formation, General Nir waddled along, arms looped behind the backs of Lady Olivia and General Yunan who strode along either side of him. The portly newt’s chest was festooned with medals and ribbons, the vast majority of which he’d only been awarded in the past few weeks as he solidified his control of the Guard. His moustache bristled as he walked, an act most would assume was due to annoyance or just part of his outwardly gentlemanly appearance. Those who stood close enough to hear his laboured breathing as he desperately fought for oxygen, however, knew better.


As the last of the Guard passed through the gate, they were followed by a far smaller, but far more intimidating party. Eyes blazing red, the two dark princes and their frobot entourage swept through the open gate as a dark breeze. Unlike the Guard, Beta and Lambda’s feet made no sound as they strode, their eerie gait sliding them silently across the courtyard of East Tower with such grace that to the onlookers it seemed that they were floating above the ground rather than walking upon it.


With a clang of steel, the Guard came to a halt, boots slamming together as they stood at attention. Nir made to give the order to come about face, but the short walk from the ships proved too much for his respiratory system and left him in a coughing fit. Retracting his arms from the two mind shackled female newts at his side, the General held one hand up to his mouth to mask his difficulties and with the other snapped his fingers together. In unison the Guard turned about face, presenting their gleaming chest plates to Captain Bufo and Incilius who stood across the courtyard from them.


The cloak-bots that had been shadowing Beta and Lambda fanned out, standing along the edges of the courtyard, between the onlooking toads at the gate. One of the toads made to tell off a cloak-bot as it pushed past him, but an icy glare from Bufo pre-empted the confrontation.


Beta, with Lambda a step behind, approached Bufo and made an elegant leg, bowing deeply before the toad captain, “A worthy greeting my lord Bufo, you honour us this day with your hospitality.”


Bufo’s eyes flicked between the two dark princes, his brow furrowed, “I thought this was to be a small summit frobot. Yet I see not only have you brought one of your abomination brothers but a full company of Newtopian dandies.”


Beta tiled his head to the side and clasped his hand in an apologetic manner, his voice was light and cheery, “Yes I apologize for the expanded guest list, but my father thought a greater show of force would impress upon you just how important this summit is to us.”


“Or a threat.” Bufo sneered.


Beta’s voice remained steady, keeping his cool despite the toad’s stormy disposition, “My dear captain, that we only came here in two ships should be more than enough proof of our sincerity. Stretched thin as we are, I can assure you that even our reserve fleet still has more than enough firepower to level this tower in an instant. But I do so hate making threats, Bufo, that’s not what we’re here for is it?”


Bufo’s nostrils twitched and he grunted in assent, “You speak truthfully enough frobot.”


Beta clapped his hands together, “splendid! Then let us continue to the feast in earnest, our warriors had lived off of gruel rations for much of these past few months, they are most eager to partake of your hospitality.”


Bufo held up a hand, “Not so fast, the guest of honour has not made his appearance yet. Where is your master? Why has the Dark King not accompanied his retinue?”


Beta chucked, the tinny sound rattling through his voice synthesizer like a pebble in a can, “see for yourself, captain.”


None had seen him approach the gate, not the wall guards watching the neo-imperial ships, not the toads standing on either side of the gate, and not Bufo who had turned his gaze away for but a moment. It was as if he sprung into existence under the stone arch, perhaps rising out of one of the shadows cast by the dawn’s golden rays. Yet now that he was here, nobody could miss him.


The Dark King stood in the middle of the East Tower gate, a dark and vile thing, weeping out malice about his dread form. His eyes, blazing orange and hateful skewered all those whom his gaze fell upon, slicing deep into their soul and stirring up a primordial terror that turned the blood in even the most hardened veteran to ice water. The three calamity gems shone from his brow, their consummate power fighting against the darkest in which they were laid, to no avail.


From beneath the shadow cast by the great horned helm, Cameron Waybright’s face leered, a cruel smile seemingly permanently fixed upon his stolen features.


He took a step forward into the courtyard, his black armoured feet silently passing over the flagstones of the tower. The cloak about his shoulders, black as the void, curled behind him and the sharp, blade-like, features of his armour caught the sunlight and gleamed as the teeth of a predator awaiting its chance to strike.


Bufo felt a chill run down his spine, but the hardened toad kept his composure as the master of Newtopia came to a halt before him. He gazed up into the orange eyes, into a face he’d run into twice before in the past year, though now it was barely recognizable.


The twinned scar over his right eye, cut into his flesh by the newt general standing not a dozen paces behind him, confirmed his original identity, Bufo could tell plainly that he stood before a stranger. The young man who’d been brought before him that dreary June night, haggard but bright-eyed and cunning, was gone. So too was the authoritative knight who had led the toad army on its march to Newtopia, the seed of egomania he’d watched planted in Cameron as he accepted the title of commander now twisted into a nightmarish monstrosity that spilled out onto his features and sloughed off him like rain from a storm cloud. He’d been swallowed up by the thing that now lived behind his eyes, consumed inside and out.


The corner of the Dark King’s mouth twitched, his smile widening for a split second, “ah… Captain Bufo of East Tower. What a pleasure to put a face to the memories…” he raised a clawed gauntleted finger and tapped the side of his helmet, “I have quite a few of you up here, seems you were well acquainted with my host before his… subsumption.”

He leaned forward, flashing his teeth in a malicious smile, “I hope that doesn’t… disturb you.”


The chill ran down Bufo’s spine once more, but he held his ground, returning the smile with false mirth, “No, not at all. What you do with your property is none of my business.”


The Dark King leaned back, standing at his full height, a full head above Bufo, he let out a cackle so vile that it caused Incilius and the other toads flanking Bufo to flinch, “well said, friend. Now… speaking of my host, his tongue is parched…”


Bufo bowed low, recognizing the Dark King’s institutions, “Right this way Your Majesty, my toads will lead the way to the banquet hall, we’ve dug up quite a find I must say. Some of the finest frog-cooked goods this side of Newtopia, I’m sure you’ll be satisfied with the spread.”


A glint of something sinister passed across the Dark King’s eyes when Bufo bowed, he smirked and turned to his retinue, “You heard the toad. Shift yourselves!” As the Guard filed into the tower the Dark King glanced over his shoulder at Bufo, “I sense great things are going to happen tonight, captain. I eagerly await getting down to business.”


He passed into the tower too, cloak-bots shadowing his movements, and shoving a clawed hand in the face of any toad that strayed too close to their master. As he disappeared behind the doors, Incilius let out a long breath he hadn’t realized he’d been holding in and shuddered.


Bufo glanced at the lieutenant, “Too late for second thoughts now, lieutenant.”


Incilius shook his head, “I know, it’s just… I don’t feel like we’re the ones laying trap anymore.”


Bufo stroked his beard as he watched his toad piling wooden and stone by the doors, ready to seal them from the outside when they shut, “as I said… it’s too late for second thoughts…”

 



Lambda’s optical sensors scoured the hall, analyzing every detail, every face. In truth, the inquisitor had more than enough circumstantial evidence to justify a strike against Bufo, but the dark prince knew he’d need something solid if he was to rub it in Beta’s face. The weapons Bufo’s toads were carrying were certainly stolen from high-priority stockpiles, which were usually hidden deep in the core of Neo-Imperial territory. To secure them would have meant raiding some of the most secure strong points in the empire, a feat even the Wartwood Rebellion had not been capable of until Anne’s recent strikes.


This led him to two possible conclusions, either Bufo was working with the main Rebel coalition, or he’d secured the weapons through covert means. The former would give Lambda carte blanche to eliminate Bufo where he stood. Indeed, he’d executed Newtopian officials for less damning evidence, however, frobot combat reports clearly indicated a total lack of coordination between the Rebels and Bufo’s forces. In fact, even if they had given him the weapons, this summit was him returning them to the fold. The three generals of the Rebellion were young, but they wouldn’t be so naïve as to deliver such a great stockpile of weapons back into neo-imperial hands without a fight.


The latter conclusion held more water in his opinion, but it also led to a troubling conclusion all of its own. The list of individuals with the influence in the empire to distribute these weapons was slim, and almost a quarter of them were already in this room. The most likely scenario in Lambda’s mind was that one of his siblings had supplied Bufo, possibly with the intent to kill the inquisitor himself. A small purr of annoyance vibrated his voice synthesizer. It could have been Beta. This exact means with which he’d secured this summit had not been made as explicit as he would have desired.


Perhaps this had been Beta’s game, bribing Bufo with high-tech equipment and trinkets. It didn’t fit his analysis of Bufo’s personality but neither did a lot of his most recent activities. Perhaps the fatigue of war had finally broken the toad and he’d eaten up Beta’s offer as a way out.


If that was indeed the case, he’d need to drum up some trumped-up charges against the toad or settle for a tainted victory that Beta could dispute. He tapped his fingers rhythmically on the banquet table.


Of course, he could also just kill Beta…

 



The banquet was in full swing, toads conversed and shared drinks with guardsnewts, the former adversaries sharing a tense but honest moment of camaraderie as is becoming of soldiers once the fighting has ended. Food and drink passed lips liberally, with both parties not having enjoyed such a spread of vittles since the war began as most of the frog farmers threw in their lot with the Rebellion.


Nir had his head practically buried in a tankard of swamp beer. Lifting his head to breath he shook himself like a dog, his moustache covered in beer foam. Coughing expectantly, he leaned to the side allowing a stone-faced Yunan to wipe his bristles clean with a napkin before the aged general went back to the tankard for another dip.


Bufo sat next to Beta, nodding and offering the occasional grunt of assent as the dark prince embarked on a one-sided diplomatic debate, listing all the benefits Bufo would enjoy once he’d returned to the Neo-Newtopian fold. The Dark King did not speak, nor did he partake in the feast. Instead, the master of the known multiverse had settled into Bufo’s throne overlooking the action, a mug of swamp beer in his hand which he had yet to take a sip from.


Bufo had initially considered poisoning the food and drink but had decided against it once he’d seen the desperation in his toads’ eyes upon seeing the Wartwood Rebellion’s delivery. Seeing them now, joking and laughing for the first time in what felt like years rather than a couple months confirmed to him that he’d made the right decision.


The tension had lifted from the toads, a calm before the storm. As the time of reckoning drew ever near Bufo could feel his heart lighten, and the tension evaporate from his shoulders. Even the Dark King’s malevolent presence wasn’t enough to mar his spirits now. They were at peace, all of them, accepting of the fate they’d chosen. Accepting of the history they were about to write.


Out of the corner of his eye, Bufo noted Incilius throw up a quick hand signal. He nodded and ran his finger across a particularly deep scar on his right cheek, the signal had been received. Everything was ready, now all they had to do was wait for the show to begin.


The lieutenant smiled and excused himself from the table, muttering something about needing to use the bathroom. Making an attempt to draw as little attention to himself as possible, Incilius made it to the banquet hall door and slid out into the hall, his passing marked by no one.


Well… almost no one.


Lambda had seen the whole affair.

 



Nir belched loudly as he set down the now-empty tankard. He sniffed and glanced up at Lady Olivia who was standing at his side, “Come on, moustache’s not gonna wipe itself missy.”


Olivia twitched but didn’t move to wipe the mess of food and beer that had found themselves stuck in the General’s gray facial hair, her hand clenched so tight that her knuckles turned white.


Without a second thought, Nir smote her across the face with the back of his hand, causing her to stagger back and leaving a stinging red mark on her cheek. The general’s voice, slightly slurred from the drink he’d just imbibed, was low and dangerous, “When I give you an order, you follow it. Do I make myself clear?”


Hearing a slight clink of metal on metal he sighed and turned his attention to his other side, “Yunan, put that thing away, you’re embarrassing us both.” Her arm trembling Yunan retracted the wrist blade, folding her arms behind her back as she shook with suppressed rage, her will firmly held in check by the collar around her neck. Nir sneered, “Disloyal bunch, the pair of ya. I take care of you out of the goodness of my heart, and you don’t even give me the courtesy of the respect I’m owed!” he snorted, “course, I could just hand you back over to his majesty if you’re not happy with our little arrangement. I wonder which one of you he’d flay alive?”


The general’s musings were cut short as a commotion arose at the head table. He blinked and looked up wearily, “Party’s getting a little heated… wonder what’s going on up there?”


Lambda was standing face to face with Beta, his laser sword drawn. For his part Beta had his dagger out, its yellow energy blade held low but ready to strike at his brother’s vital machinery.


“I knew it! I knew it from the start! You were just trying to steal the glory for yourself!”


Lambda let out a growl from his voice synthesizer, derived from the hunting call of a red mantis it echoed throughout the banquet hall, “If you would pull your head out of your waste disposal unit and listen, there is a real threat here. That’s why you brought me along, remember? To keep an eye out for your safety.”


“Suck heron droppings, brother, I’ve had enough of your pathetic schemes and ploys. You’re running the party, and the summit, so pack your sorry rusted behind up inquisitor and kindly vacate the premises!”


The argument was broken up by a low chuckle from the Dark King. Still languishing on Bufo’s throne the dark monarch perched his elbow on the throne’s arm and his chin his hand atop it. Casually, and with a sinister glee in his eye he grinned at Bufo, “You wanna tell them, or should I?”


Lambda and Beta exchanged a look, and though their faces remained static as always, their confusion was clear in their body language as their movement began sharp and mechanical, a tremendous departure from the graceful fluidity they’d displayed upon their initial arrival.


Beta was the first to speak, “I… what?”


“Oh no…” Lambda’s voice was hollow and resigned.


The toad captain threw a glare in the Dark King’s direction of such vitriol that even Nir, a couple table lengths away felt a bitter taste in his mouth, though that may have been the beer. Bufo snarled, baring his teeth, “Give it a moment…”


“Father, what the f-” Beta was cut short as a sudden pulse of energy filled the room, causing metal to spark and think flammable objects like pieces of paper to combust into flame. The wave rushed over Nir, causing his moustache to stand on end and spike out as static electricity filled his body. The feeling was unpleasant, but ultimately, it was more pleasant than the experience his mechanical companions were going through.


The cloak-bots staggered about, limbs flailing and eyes flashing as the wave passed over them. One by one they collapsed, fire raging inside their chassis and smoke billowing from their radiators. Beta and Lambda screamed in pain, falling to the floor and convulsing as the wave struck at their internal systems.


Then, just as quickly as it had appeared, the wave was gone. The dark princes, charred and scarred but still functional, slowly began to rise to their feet. The silence that followed for the first few seconds was deafening, as not a single sound from the frozen individuals was uttered. At last, the Dark King’s voice cut across the room like the crack of a lightning bolt.


“Well then, let’s get this party started for real.”


Seconds later the room descended into chaos.

 



Nir scrambled back from the table as the guardsnewt he’d been sitting across from was cleft in twain by a laser axe. Cooked blood showered over the general, splattering over his ample, medal festooned, torso. Grabbing onto Yunan’s leg he kicked at the table, toppling it over so that it was between him and the murderous toad he’d been swapping drinking stories with not two minutes ago. Without pause the toad brought his axe down, shattering the table and igniting the tablecloth as the laser axe head passed through it effortlessly.


Though he couldn’t hear it due to the rush of blood in his ears and the deafening sounds of carnage about him Nir was screaming at the top of his lungs, “Kill him! Yunan, kill him!


The toad leapt forward; axe raised high for a killing blow. Nir let out a scream. Then he was blasted with a fountain of blood as the toad’s neck came apart at the seams. Yunan struck again, her wrist blades moving as flashes of silver through the air. They caught the toad in the chest, sending his corpse flying across the room where it slammed onto another table, upending a pot of soup onto a nearby newt who screamed aloud as the searing broth seared his skin.


Nir scrambled to his feet, ducking behind Yunan with Olivia at his back. Two more toads rushed toward him from either side. A rapid slash from Yunan and a series of well-placed blows from Olivia cut the toads down permanently.


His chest heaving both from exertion and from his close brush with death, Nir gasped aloud, “Get me out of here!

 



Beta rolled underneath the banquet table. The dark prince was no stranger to combat, but neither was he a fool. This was a death trap; one he’d do well to vacate as soon as possible. He wanted to curse, to scream at Bufo for ruining this perfect opportunity but right now survival came first.


On his hands and knees, the dark prince scampered along the well-worn stone floor, ducking to the side to avoid bodies as they fell all about him. Shallow rivers of blood were forming in the flagstone cracks, and Beta’s once pristine robes were now soaked from the knees down in the crimson ichor.


His eyes roved frantically about. There had to be a way out, there was always a way out. Behind the fallen corpse of a cloak-bot, he spied his prise, a wooden door, held shut by only a standard door lock. Beta glanced at the chaos about him, trying to determine what would be the safest route. None stood out in particular. He hissed to himself; he’d have to rely on speed and agility.


Not waiting for an opportunistic toad to sight him beneath the table Beta sprung forth, laser dagger drawn and ready. He darted between groups of amphibians, ducking the bodies of screaming newts as they were lifted and thrown bodily by the far more robust toads. He got halfway through before the first obstacle presented itself, a heavily scarred toad wielding a laser spear, another relic stolen from the Neo-Newtopian armoury.


The toad roared and strung at him, spear point questing for his throat, “for North Tower!


Beta ducked the spear point and deftly swung his dagger upwards and across, severing the toad’s arm in one fluid motion. As his assailant fell back, clutching at the stump where her arm had been Beta leapt forward and stabbed down twice, ending the amphibian’s life. Without even breaking stride Beta continued towards the door, lashing out cruelly at any unfortunate enough to get in his way.


Reaching the door, he swung wildly at it with his weapon, carving it apart as he frantically burst out into the halls of East Tower and out of the kill box. Turning he came practically face to face with a band of five toads who were ascending the stairs up from the courtyard, weapons held at the ready. Not willing to take the risk of facing so many well-armed opponents at once Beta spun and fled up the tower, leaving the five, far slower, toads in his dust.


The beginning of a plan formed in his artificial brain. The surface of the tower’s exterior wasn’t perfectly smooth, with some luck he’d be able to scale down and break for the ships. Once he was airborne no number of toads on Amphibia would be able to reach him.


His scheming was broken off as he rounded a corner and saw a beam of yellow light speeding towards his face. Throwing his body backwards in a manner only a being with an artificial joint could accomplish, Beta sailed under the blade and dropped into a roll. He popped up and turned to meet his assailant.


Incilius swung again, being his laser sword across to bisect the dark prince across his waist. The blow was too close to dodge, so Beta swung his dagger up, striking the toad’s blade as it sailed through the air, deflecting it into the floor at their feet.


The stone hissed and screamed in protest as the blade turned it molten. Incilius swung his blade backward, this time aiming for his opponent’s right leg. Beta sprung back, deftly flicking the laser dagger around in his hand as he looked for an opening.


They were on the seventh floor of the tower now, far too high up for Beta to simply leap and let his leg’s shock absorber tank the damage. A pity, since there seemed to have been damage done recently to the wall section they were fighting by, a larger circular cut out of the wall had been removed, evidently by a laser weapon might like the ones they were fighting with.


There was little time to ponder what strange series of events had led to the damage, and frankly Beta didn’t care. He stood poised, balancing on his feet, watching the toad lieutenant’s movements like a hawk.


Waiting.


Anticipating.


Now.


Incilius surged forth with a roar, “Vengeance for North Tower!


Beta chuckled and his hands moved like lightning, “I’ve already heard that one today, thanks!” as he spoke the last word he punctuated it with a downward stab that plunged the dagger right between Incilius’ neck and shoulder.


Satisfied he’s dealt a crippling blow, Beta danced back and shrugged, “Bla, bla, tower this, tower that. Honestly, your kind is so annoying, toad, I think I’ll petition Father to have your whole wretched species wiped out for goo-”


Incilius cannoned into Beta with the force of a rampaging bull, wrapping his arms around the dark prince’s torso, out of the hole in the wall into open space.


Air rushed past them as they entered freefall, plummeting towards the ground far below.


You stupid! Miserable! Imbecilic! Amphibian! You’ve killed us both!” Beta’s voice rang out over the wind, shrill and terrified.


Incilius grabbed the dark prince’s face and pulled it close, snarling into his foe’s robotic features as the ground raced up to meet them, “shouldn’t have talked shit about my tower.”

Notes:

Welcome to thunderdome amphibia, hosted by our good friend Captain Bufo.

Guess it's about time I add the character death tag. I didn't really think it would apply unless its a canon character but I read a post saying it should be included for any character relevant to the fic so here it goes.

Not that I'm not going to kill major canon characters, but that comes later. >:)

Also, stay safe everyone, bit of a rough week I'm sure.

Chapter 55: Meditations by the Dark King: The Powers of the Multiverse

Summary:

An excerpt taken from the Neo-Imperial archives.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Ten thousand years ago, Empress Valerianna in her infinite grace, fashioned the Calamity Box and by its power united the bickering tribes of Amphibia under one banner, the Empire of Newtopia. Following this prosperous unification, Valerianna ushered in an age of expansion and dominance that saw our forefathers and foremothers extend their reach across the entire globe. By the time of her death, the first Empress was the undisputed master of her universe and had claimed the resources of half a dozen primitive worlds. She died peacefully, and without regret, taking pride in a life well lived and of glories earned.


That is the story my father/grandfather/great-grandfather/great-great-grandfather/great-great-great-grandfather told me when I was but a child. It is the story every son and daughter of House Leviathan is taught when we ask about our heritage. The tale it weaves forms the basis of our right to rule this world and all others.


And it is a lie.


Valerianna died in agony. I have read her writings, a poison seeped into her heart, one so vile it turned her mind in upon itself and destroyed her, and very nearly all she had worked to build. In fact, were it not for the swift action taken by her eldest son to secure the throne from his mother the Empire may have fallen even at the zenith of its glory (though I would not refer to this as the zenith of its power). Our great progenitor fell to a madness, the madness of compassion.


We are marred by her mistake, even to this day. For I have contended with her spirit upon the field of battle and suffered the spite of her ghostly magics. Though she could not overcome the determination of a true king, she yet persists and plots our downfall from the shadows.


I would be foolish to discredit her means, so I shall endeavour to dissect and understand them. So, to that end, I provide this manuscript to detail all that Newtopian science can tell of the higher mysteries and the powers that be in this multiverse. For, now that the Great Beast is dead and my own divinity claimed (if not received), I should know that which I shall rule over and dominate.



The Gems of Power


The story goes that Valerianna presented three gems of great beauty to the Great Beast who from them pulled forth the darkness that corrupted their true form and thereby unleashed their radiance. I do not know the veracity of this tale, but the existence of the consuming shadow does lend it some credence. Nevertheless, it is ultimately inconsequential to understanding the form and function of the Calamity Gems as they exist not as pure energy but rather as component pieces of sentient existence.


Blue, green, and pink, the gems are not separate powers but should be thought of as a single entity of tremendous power. When used in conjunction the power they unleash increases exponentially, and when combined within a single being would be a truly terrifying display of power. Indeed, my rough estimations of the gem’s power output places them on the planetary scale of potential energy.


It is not lost on me that the gems seem capable of atomizing a smaller planetary body such as a moon, and I doubt such a detail is coincidental. I do take solace, however, in the fact that to unleash such tremendous power no mortal container would survive. If I am to be cast down by my own power source, I will not be going to whatever hell awaits me alone.


Heart


Blue as the noon sky and firm as a mountain. The calamity gem most often referred to as the gem of heart is the foundation of the calamity gems, providing stability and support to the chaos powers of its siblings. It also acts as the gatekeeper of the powers, as it restricts and controls the throughput of power from all the gems, curating how the powers are applied by their users.


I do not think it was a coincidence that it was the first gem to channel its power through one of the girls, nor do I think that it of them all was the most reluctant to part from its champion. Indeed, the blue gem of heart may be the greatest obstacle in my path to greatness. The Blue Gem constrains my control of the gems and the calamity box as a whole, availing me only of what power I can force it to bring forth. I beat the challenge of its temple; I hold it in the crown of my being and yet it resists me still.


I would not call the power or the gem sentient, at least not by the measure amphibians or humans would understand, it most certainly contains a drive. A drive and a base intelligence that has on some primordial level recognized me as its foe.


The power it grants is a combination of the two others, an intermeshing of abilities that while individually diminished compared to its siblings, come together to create a versatile and destructive toolset.


The user’s strength, speed, and durability are both enhanced beyond the limits of their flesh, though durability receives the greater of the two increases. Additionally, the user can control their energy to take flight, seemingly as a mixture of weight manipulation and propulsion. This second ability is only available in higher forms which I have not been able to reach myself (likely due to the restrictions placed on me by the gem itself), nevertheless, I have been able to observe and analyze Anne Boonchuy while she has used the form.


As I have not witnessed the full powers availed to a being unleashing the full potential of the other two gem’s power, I can only presume that they contain powers beyond those I have experienced myself.


Strength


I have seen scholars quick to dismiss the pink gem of strength as the most basic of the gems of power, deeming its traits simple and its power straightforward. I would dispute that analysis.


While it is indeed true that the pink gem deals primarily with raw might, and of all the gems is the most intertwined with the material world, that is but the tip of the proverbial iceberg that Strength encompasses. Strength is a broad concept with many applications beyond muscle mass and that is where the complexity of the gem lies: strength of arms yes, but also strength of character, strength of will, strength of personality, and the strength found in one’s determination which above all else determines victory.


To wield the gem of strength one must display feats of physical prowess, but to truly master it requires a force of will great enough so you could demand the world stop and pay attention when you speak. It requires the will of a conqueror, someone who can imagine themselves at the top of the world without a hint of shame. It requires total confidence in one’s self and one’s abilities to overcome any challenge, no matter how great.


Having a large ego is one way to fast-track this power, for there is an undeniable strength in arrogance just as there is fearlessness in ignorance. But much like ignorance, arrogance can be easily shattered when the right pressure is applied which will see the world you’ve built up about you crumble to dust as you begin to realize just how out of your depth you were.


No, strength cannot be simulated for any great length of time, for at some point reality will always catch up with you. Strength must be real, tangible, actionable, something you can wield at any time or any place. The power cannot be something you don as you might a coat or other accessory, it must belong to you and you alone, and above all else you must know its extent and limitations in great and complete detail. True confidence comes from understanding and while the ability to surprise yourself is possibly one of life’s great pleasures, you will never let yourself down if you know for certain what you are capable of.


I’m sure it therefore comes as no surprise that I find my greatest affinity with the gem of strength. Were it not for the blue gem of heart bottlenecking the power I drew from it I might fully realize the pink gem’s power, but as stands, I shall content myself with the fraction of power it affords me. More than enough to surpass any being in this or any, reality.


Wit


The green gem of wit is tricky, likely intentionally so. It of course relates to mental acuity, resonating sharply with a being’s intelligence and associated mental talents, but it certainly seems to be the least of the three gems.


In terms of abilities granted, the gem of wit deals entirely with energy manipulation. As previously mentioned in the section dealing with the blue gem of heart, this is manifested as the ability to take flight, however, I have not been able to achieve this feat. Nor have I been able to wield the energy manipulation powers of the green gem to any effect beyond small flashes of light and sound. I presume that should the energy output be the same as the other gems I could fashion great constructs of energy and break the sound barrier with its flight capabilities. Frustratingly, it would appear that power is missing.


Logically I know this cannot be the case, the gems are three parts of a greater singularity, divided into equally powerful constituents, yet for all my investigation into the gem, it seems greatly reduced. This is stranger still as I can quantify that my intellect is far beyond anything the gem has ever encountered. My processing power far surpasses the most advanced computers on Amphibia, Terra, or any of the other myriad planets we have conquered. My database contains information stores of such magnitude they would overload the minds of even the greatest geniuses of our world. I complete calculations faster than the organic mind can even process. I can produce an accurate answer before the signal to recognize a question has even been asked reaches the occipital lobe of an organic being.


My point is, even with all the mental power at my disposal the gem of wit barely resonates with me. Were it possible, I would conclude that I am missing some deeper connection within the gem but of course, that is indeed impossible. So, I must conclude that wit was deemed the least valuable of the three. Not entirely surprising, the Great Beast never struck me as being particularly bright.



The Void Spear


A work of genius unparalleled, surpassing even the fashioning of the calamity box. It is a fundamental truth of existence that something cannot come from nothing, and so it was theorized that the birth of the calamity gems into our reality must have cost something or left a byproduct of its manufacturing in its wake. I tasked the late Prince Epsilon with locating this residual counterforce to the calamity gems and I must admit, the fool could produce results when pressed.


The calamity gems are fonts of infinite power, ever emitting and radiant, but that power must have a source or at least a sink to create a closed loop of energy as any closed system demands. Whereas the gems would be very radiating, this sink would be ever-consuming, an equation that when brought together equals zero. It took some searching, but we found it.


Using the calamity box’s space-folding powers, we searched the darkest and coldest places in our universe. In the super-voids between galaxy clusters, we found it, curled around the cold heart of a dead star. It stood out from that great darkness as a shadow cast upon shadow, clearly visible in its unlight. It was easy to shape, willing to be taken in for it fed upon the warmth in our space of the universe.


Epsilon fashioned it into a spear, and fed it magic, rewarding it as one might a pet with treats when it bent its dark form to a shape of his choosing. The moment I laid eyes upon the void black spear I knew divinity was no longer an abstraction, but an achievable and quantifiable goal, one I was now armed to achieve.


The Void Spear does not emit power, it consumes it. When it strikes at an enemy they are not hit by the force of its impact, they are struck instead by the vacuum it creates. Its cuts are backward to the strike it makes, as it pulls at that which it touches, attempting to draw it into itself. When in the Great Beast’s conjured future, I struck apart a moon the spear ripped the heart of the moon forth, tearing the whole structure asunder.


Scale holds no bearing on the spear, for what are the limits of darkness? Whether it be a flower, a town, a planet, or an entire galaxy the spear will consume it, and still, it will hunger.


As it stands the Void Spear is beyond my reach, if only temporarily. The Great Beast’s conjured clone of my host prevents me from retrieving it myself but I’m a patient god. I waited one thousand years for the calamity box to fall back into my hands, I can wait a decade or two for a clone’s bones to turn to dust.



The Powers of Calamity


I have observed that the powers granted by the calamity gems to an entity wielding them are not binary in their operation, that is to say, they are activated on a spectrum of magnitude. I have so noted the four stages which correspond to an entity’s affinity to, and throughput of, the calamity powers.


The Spark


Base exposure. The spark is a quite literally twinkle in the eye of a wielder, manifesting as a slight illumination of the iris corresponding to the colour of the gem aligned to the given individual. In this state, the wielder has access to the basic abilities of the gem’s power:


Blue – speed and durability
Pink – great strength and endurance
Green – great agility and speed


The Spark is the only state of the gems I myself have been able to achieve, though by using the gems in conjunction the effects are greatly improved compared to that of a single gem.


The Flame


The form Anne Boonchuy used to hand Andrias his sorry blue hindquarters. In this state the wielder becomes suffused with calamity energy, causing their hair and eyes to glow with the corresponding colour. Traits associated with that particular gem are also pronounced. For instance, the leaves and sticks in Anne’s hair grow and sprout as the gem fosters life within the dead plant matter. All very spiritually significant I’m sure, but ultimately purely cosmetic.


More importantly, the power out skyrockets, granting the user full access to the gem’s primary abilities.


Blue – speed, durability, strength, flight
Pink – (presumed) strength, endurance, speed
Green – (presumed) agility, speed, energy manipulation, flight


This form, however, comes with drawbacks. The human form cannot sustain the throughput of energy indefinitely, and the wielder will quickly become exhausted as their muscles and vascular systems are overexerted channelling this immense power.


The Inferno


Unobserved by myself or indeed any being to ever exist, the inferno is the hypothetical end state of the calamity powers where the full might of a stone is unleashed. If used in concert, due to the positive feedback loop the stones exhibit toward each other I estimate that the distinct power sets of the gems would intermesh, granting all three wielders the full capabilities of each stone. When used in such a manner there is practically no force in existence that could resist them below the planetary scale.


The Singularity


The whole of the calamity gems is greater than the sum of its parts, it has no theoretical ceiling, likely being the closest we will ever come to expressing infinity in our universe.
It must not be allowed to be conceived.



Gods of the Multiverse


In my time studying the workings of the multiverse I have identified a number of entities which hold significant power over reality or some aspect of existence. That being said, none of these creatures would I describe as a demiurge.


Are they powerful?


Yes.


Are they all-powerful?


Categorically, no.


So, I must apologize for the misleading title of this section. They are beings, not gods. Not like me. They lack control, or at the very least, the will and means to control. None of them claim dominion over the multiverse as I do, nor do I estimate that they would pose a challenge should they get in my way. Nonetheless, it would be well to examine these creatures, if at least only to gleam some small morsels of amusement at their antics.


The Great Beast


Self-described Guardian of the Cosmos, and apparently the creator of the calamity gems, the Great Beast was a formidable opponent but ultimately fell short of my own might. It most favoured the form of a hypersphere or great cat, grey with age and worn by time. I find it exceedingly likely that this is the entity that sponsored Valerianna’s ghostly escapades. Hopefully, with its death, I shall be at last free of that nuisance.


The Unknown Axolotl


A strange one, I must admit. Some of the oldest writings of the multiverse tell of a great amphibious being operating in the form, not unlike the axolotl minority that live here in amphibia. On the distant worlds we conquered we found statues of this creature and cults formed to worship it. Ultimately, I do not know if this being ever truly existed or if it's just an elaborate prank being pulled on me by the olms. In any event, if this creature ever does cross my path, it will regret not intervening to save its followers sooner.


The Polygon


A triangular demon from a lower dimension. This thing is everywhere and yet whenever I probe the multiverse for information on its whereabouts I’m directed to a rather unnoteworthy wooded area on Terra along with several coded messages. Perhaps I shall investigate further when the planet is secured but for now, I shall set these ciphers aside.


The Celestials


Starry messengers are a common enough trope in the mythologies of the multiverse, but in particular, the repeated appearance of a group of entities noted by stellar iconography of a rather simplistic or even childish construction has caught my eye. They are referred to by many names: preservers, collectors, or archivists being the most common. With such names, it takes little imagination to determine what they do in the multiverse, no doubt they have quite a repository of knowledge and lore hidden in some deep part of the multiverse.


What I would not give to assimilate it into my own databanks…

Notes:

We're closing in on the final showdown (though I estimate large number of chapters remain given the scale of the conflict and the scenes I want to get to) so I've started going back and updating some of the chapters I wish I had made stronger, most recently chapter 24. I don't know how many I'll end up reworking since its really just on a whim.

No new plot points introduced, basically just tidying up the dialogue and adding descriptions I wish I'd done sooner.

Chapter 56: The Slaughter at East Tower, Part 2

Summary:

The toads do battle with the Dark King and his minions within the confines of the Eastern Toad Tower.

Notes:

Notice: quite a bit more violence in this chapter than those previous, but you probably guessed that from the title.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Master of the Known Multiverse 

Death. The air stunk of it.
The metallic tang of fresh blood mixed with the throat lacerating odor of charred meat, which in turn, fell over the putrid stench from the failing organic functions of the fallen. Every surface was slick, painted a bright red which was slowly turning to crimson as the liquid dried.


This grizzly scene was primarily a byproduct of East Tower’s design. Toad architecture had always prioritized form over function, as the toads found comfort in the crude but sturdy hallways, and while the architects of the tower had worked painstakingly to craft an imposing dwelling, they had neglected drainage or a crosswind. With no breeze to clear away the grim miasma, it hung sullenly above the pools of blood that now filled the corridors and halls of East Tower, unable to drain away.


Hellish was the best way Bufo could describe the new veneer of his tower, a gruesome makeover inflicted upon the only home he’d ever known. He doubted that even with his entire force scrubbing away at the stones with soap and vinegar they’d ever be truly free of the stench. Now was not the time to dwell on such matters, however, the present demanded his attention.


Sword hilt gripped in both hands, the toad captain swept the curved laser blade upward, shuffling backwards with his feet to widen the parry window. With a shower of sparks and a flash of electrical discharge, his blade met his opponents’, locking together for but a moment as the electromagnetic fields of the two weapons exchanged charges.
Between the flashes of light, for a brief second, Bufo’s eyes locked with his adversary’. Lambda’s ocular sensors stared back at him, unblinking, their red glow making them stand out against the dark grey of his exoskeleton as two spotlights on a storm night. The dark prince pushed forward, his joints and pistons creaking as he leaned into Bufo’s blade with his own, driving the toad back a pace.


“Long have I awaited the day I might cross swords with you, Bufo.” Lambda’s voice seeped from the crescent voice synthesizing that approximated a mouth, ragged and low, filled with vitriol. Smoke rose from his exoskeleton and charred tunic, burned by the disruptor wave emitted from ‘Anvil’s’ device which lay in the room above. Bufo had suspected the dark princes would be able to survive the termination of their connection to the Core, still, this was a rare case where he had hoped to be wrong.


Bufo gritted his teeth. Suddenly dropping the top of his blade, he pushed the frobot’s weapon aside and thrust forward, aiming for his foe’s flank. Quick as a whip, Lambda hopped back, swinging his own blade in a flowing motion that batted Bufo’s attack aside before striking towards the toad’s face. Without missing a beat, Bufo brought the point of his weapon up, meeting Lambda’s riposte.


As their blades clashed once more Bufo snarled, the scars on his face catching the flashing light of the two laser weapons, “Is it everything you hoped it would be?”


“Not quite,” Lambda hopped back, creating space between the two of them. He began circling clockwise, sword held in a neutral guard, “but it matters nought, with your death I shall be one step closer to earning the recognition I deserve.”


Bufo began circling too, letting out a rumbling chuckle as he eyed the frobot prince, “Recognition, seriously? All this death and destruction for Daddy’s love?”


Lambda rolled his shoulders in their joint socket, twisting the blade tip about as he watched Bufo for an opening, “you of all people should understand. Just as everything you do is for some vague abstraction you call honour, everything I do is for my creator and master; to prove to him he was right to create me.” Lambda’s eyes narrowed, “when I bring the East into the fold by your death, I will have shown my quality.”


Bufo snorted, “A robot with daddy issues, now I’ve seen everything.”


A short distance away, seated upon Bufo’s iron throne, the Dark King stroked his chin, a wicked smile dancing on his lips as he listened to Lambda’s declaration.


He was loving every second of this.


How could he not? Before him was a scene of total carnage and slaughter. The newts that had survived the initial ambush were being hemmed in, fighting back-to-back now in one final remaining pocket as the toads hacked any stragglers down with merciless brutality. Newts who had mingled with the toads earlier in an attempt at comradery had been the first to fall, their lives cut short just as much by naivete as the toad blade that bit into their flesh.


That was not to say the toads had emerged unscathed. Though the cost of battle had been certainly paid in greater measure by the newts of Newtopia, toad blood too pooled on the floor of the great hall. For though they had been caught unawares, the guardsnewts were only green in skin colour and for all their trappings and polished amour within their chests beat the hearts of seasoned soldiers.


The Dark King had noted several who had reaped a great tally upon the foe before they fell. In other days such feats might have been worthy of song or statue, but it was not in the nature of their master to record great deeds other than his own. These valiant warriors would forever go unnamed in history, forgotten besides the dead and those who cared little for their legacies.


Energy weapon fire blazed through the air as the newts set up a crude stockade with the banquet tables, the discharges cooked the blood-infused air, deepening the grim stench further. The Dark King breathed in deep, the tainted air passing through Cameron Waybright’s nostrils and eventually ending up, in the form of a data stream, at the data nexus attached to his brain in the crown upon his head. He closed his eyes, savouring the smell as a sommelier might a fine wine, cross-referring the data with his human host’s senses, identifying each distinct scent.


He parsed out the grime, refuse and engine oil, shedding the chaff from the data and isolating the truly delectable scents which above all held his fascination. Toad blood had an earthy quality, with a hint of walnut and cherry. Newt held quite a different profile being more floral and sweeter, with an undercurrent of orange and vanilla.


Letting out a satisfied sigh he leaned back on the stolen throne, returning his gaze to the combat unfolding before him. Bufo and Lambda danced back and forth, their blades flashing and sparking in the dimly lit hall as they clashed.


The Inquisitor fought with all the tricks a mechanical being could bring to bear. His wrists and joints, unencumbered by the limitations of tendons and ligaments, spun freely. When he struck his momentum seemingly came from nowhere, the pistons in his limbs able to instantly generate force far greater than any organic muscle could even hope to achieve. Against even an experienced warrior he was undefeatable, but against Bufo, he was losing ground.


Bufo’s feet shuffled along the ground, keeping in near-constant contact with the blood-slick floor. His movements were conservative and measured, minimalistic and precise in total opposition to the wild flailing chaos of Lambda’s strikes. His blade, fashioned in a manner similar to the katanas of earth, moved deliberately in his hands. Of the toad captains, Beatrix had always been the best leader, Aldo had been the wisest, Grime had been the mightiest, but Bufo had always been the most lethal.


The Dark King watched the toad with wicked curiosity, noting the grin, and the laser-focused determination that burned in the toad captain’s eyes. He was waiting for something, biding his time for Lambda to make an opening. A smirk curled the Dark King’s lips, Bufo had read the Dark Prince like a book. Far too eager to show off in front of his father the frobot was fighting rashly, and though his digitized neural network prevented him from making any great missteps, even it could not catch everything.


The Dark King’s eyes flicked between the two. He’d seen several opportunities where he could have struck a killing blow, but such feats required augmentations the toad did not possess. He would need something far more obvious. At last, the Dark King saw it. Lambda, executing a dazzling turn, spun his blade so that it created a bright yellow disc of energy between himself and the toad. Bufo didn’t hesitate.


The technique was one the dark princes had invented themselves in their sparring matches against organic opponents. The maneuver was visually brilliant and put on full display the awesome dexterity and mechanical precision of the dark princes. The intent of the maneuver was to intimidate, to show your opponent that your speed and bodily control far outpaced theirs. It was to sow a seed of doubt, a death sentence in a duel where the winner was determined by decisive action, where hesitation was killed. It had a flaw, however, a fatal one. The Dark King knew it, and so too had it seemed, Bufo recognized it.


The toad captain’s blade shot out straight forward as he lunged, its tip striking at the center of the corona of light. Striking Lambda’s exposed hand and the hilt of the laser sword held within. With the sound of a thunderclap the hand and hilt exploded, the battery cell within detonating as it came into contact with Bufo’s weapon.


Lambda stood stock still, eyes darting to the place his mechanical digits had been not a moment ago. The metal of his limb was blackened and on fire, spurting oil and sparking. The limb quivered as he spoke, voice shaking, “Well… that’s not good.”


Bufo strode closer, blade rising above his head for a killing blow. His features were grim and merciless, eyes boring into Lambda with as much intensity as the blade that he held aloft. Lambda looked up at it, making no move to avoid or brace for the strike. Instead, he dropped his now useless sword arm to his side, “you know?” he said, his voice synthesizer humming with something approaching amusement, “I was so certain… so convinced I wouldn’t turn out to be a failure…”


With a grunt Bufo swung the blade down, the yellow energy arcing in the dismal hall. Lambda closed his eyes and bowed his head, “But I guess there’s always room for error…”


Andrias watched as the blade sliced through Lambda’s cranium, the laser blade easily craving its way through the frobot’s body. He grunted, “That’s two down already…”


Omega, standing at his side, gazed up at the screens. Each one was broadcasting a different part of the tower, displaying a different piece of the carnage. The frobot nodded, “seems Generals Yuna and Nir, along with Lady Olivia have found a place to hold up.”


Andrias tapped the screen in question, blowing up the view of the three newts just in time to watch Yunan sever a toad’s arm, “good, Yunan was always one of my best, it would be most unfortunate to lose her… Lady Olivia too.”


Omega stared blankly at the screen, their robotic features unreadable, “Nir’s survival odds are approaching seventy percent… most unfortunate. I had hoped we might be rid of him.”


“You can’t win 'em all my friend…” Andrias’ nose twitched as he noted the newt general clutching tightly to Lady Olivia for protection. He let out a small snort, “What a garbage excuse for a general…” with a quick gesture he flipped back to the main hall, “Let’s get back to the main action why don’t we…”


The sound of clapping echoed about the hall as Lambda’s split mechanical corpse slumped to the ground with a hollow thump. The Dark King sat with his feet crossed over one another, elbows resting on the throne’s arms, and a devilish grin on his features. He clapped his hands together one final time, “Bravo!”


Bufo’s chest heaved, sucking air into his tortured lungs. Lip curling to reveal his jagged teeth, he glared over at the being that occupied his throne, “I just killed your son… and you’re applauding?”


The Dark King's grin grew wider, stretching the flesh of Cameron’s face to an unnatural degree as it did so, “of course, good entertainment deserves to be celebrated.”


Bufo turned to face the throne, tendons standing out on his stubby neck as he grimaced in rage, “entertainment?! Is this a game to you?”


“Of course.” cruel delight danced in the monarch’s orange eyes, and he grinned madly at the toad, “watching ants like you and Lambda struggle and die as you weave your petty schemes is a delight to watch.”


“And what of Lambda? Do the lives of your children mean nothing to you?


“Making a lot of assumptions there, so let me be frank with you Bufo.” The Dark King’s tone softened to mock sincerity, as if he were teaching a life lesson to a small child, “do you care about the ‘life’ of your sword? Of course not, it’s a silly notion.” He pursed his lips and smirked, “Certainly, the strike-bots think themselves to be special, adopting titles and monikers, styling themselves as princes of the empire. Ultimately, however, they’re just another set of toys for my amusement, ones which I shall do away with as soon as I tire of their antics.


Pausing he grinned slyly, stroking his chin, “I really should thank you; Beta was particularly annoying, always so full of himself. I’m glad Andrias put him up to this.”


Bufo froze, his grimace vanishing in an instant to be replaced with stark horror, “What?”


“No…” there was a creak of metal as Andrias’ mighty grip tightened on the side of the monitor, warping the metal and leaving a crack in the screen, “no, no, no!”


“Really? You’re shocked?” the Dark King tapped the side of his crown, a knowing glint in his vicious eyes, “did you really think the schemes of mortals could sneak past the notice of a god? I am beyond you all, above you all.” He glanced to the upper corner of the room, eyes locking with the cloaked dragonfly drone that lay there. His voice grew deeper, sinking into the baritone of King Aldrich, “Honestly, boy, I’m disappointed. Again. You finally man up enough to take a swing at your old man and you don’t even have the balls to do it yourself. But for now, sit tight. When I’m back we’ll have a chat, man to man. Father to son. Just you, me…” His eyes narrowed, “and my belt…”


Bufo's face twisted in disgust, “You’re a monster…”


“Ohohohoho….” The Dark King chuckled, turning back to the toad. Behind the toad captain, the combat had died down, with the last newt falling under a toad blade. They formed up behind Bufo, weapons drawn. Those with laser cannons trained them on the Dark King, whining as they charged up. The Dark King cast his eyes over them, making no move to rise from Bufo’s throne, morbid amusement curling his lip. His voice had returned to Cameron’s, though when he spoke it was low and dripping with vicious intent, “No, not a monster.” His eyes locked with Bufo, “You can fight a monster, maybe even kill it. I, however…” His gaze bore into Bufo, sparks of pink, green, and blue flashing in his eyes. The words rolled off his tongue with unsettling gravitas, and he took immense pleasure as they poured forth, savouring every syllable uttered, “… am a god.”


His words echoed around the room, booming off the blood-soaked walls. The Dark King’s voice then rose an octave, and his eyes lit up with malice, and the smile on his face spread into a mad grin once more, “but enough about me, let’s kill you!


A hissing sound caught Bufo’s ear, but before he could determine its source a shout drew his attention, “Captain! Get down!” Bufo was thrown to the ground as a toad standing just behind him shoulder checked him hard in the back.


Twisting around, Bufo glanced about to find the danger he’d been saved from. There was nothing. He froze, the toad who had pushed him, he was gone too, vanished as if into thin air. Before Bufo could process the situation further, however, a bone-chilling scream rang out in the air above him. Looking up, Bufo’s blood ran cold.


The toad, a tough-looking burly fellow, had been hoisted aloft by a great clawed metallic tentacle. The sharp, bladed, claws had clamped him about the chest and were now biting into his flesh and cutting his scream short as the force of their grip drove the breath from his lungs.


“There’s more of them!”


Bufo rolled to the side as another tentacle swept past him, stabbing into a female toad who had been lining a shot up on the Dark King with her laser cannon. The impact slew her instantly, her limp body trailing from the tentacle’s claw as it shot down the length of the hall. Rising to his feet Bufo swung his sword frantically into the black metallic trunk, cleaving the dark metal and sending the claw, and the corpse it carried, crashing to the floor.


The now stumped tentacle flailed wildly, slamming into a nearby toad, sending him flying into the air. Like fish sensing a meal two tentacles turned mid-air and shot toward the toad, each one snagging a limb. With a crunch they pulled away from each other, showering the aghast onlookers below in red liquid.


Above the screams the Dark King was roaring with laughter, cackling madly as he leaned forward, gripping the arms of Bufo’s throne with his clawed gauntlets. “Aha ha ha! Magnificent!” his eyes were wide, and his lips curled back, revealing his teeth in a freakish grin, “Andrias, are you seeing this wonderful display!?” he threw his head back and screeched with laughter, “They told me toads didn’t go for art, but oh my look at those colours! Aren’t they vibrant!? Haa ha ha!”


Over a dozen portals had opened across the hall and from each one sprouted one of the Core’s massive tentacles-like appendages. Thick as a tree trunk and ending in three-pronged grasping claws, the tentacles moved like snakes throughout the hall, striking down at the helpless toads with impunity. Some tried to flee but were caught by their ankles and dragged screaming back into the hall where they were torn asunder in quick succession.


As the number of toads diminished the tentacles surged forth, bursting through the old stones of the tower into the rooms and corridors adjacent. More screams could be heard echoing throughout East Tower as the Dark King’s sinister appendages went to work, hunting down anything and everything that moved.


At length, the dining hall lay empty, save for two remaining individuals. Bufo, and the Dark King.


The toad captain was broken, not in body, though he was covered in a fair number of wounds, but his shoulders were slumped and his head hung low. Tears of frustration glistened in the corners of his eyes, “how…” his voice was barely above a whisper and shook with impotent rage, “How did you know?”


“If it helps you feel any better. It wouldn’t have mattered if I saw through your schemes or not. You just never stood a chance.” Finally rising from his sitting position, the Dark King walked over to the sullen toad, looming over him. His front was cast in shadow, with only his eyes and the glow of the three gems visible against his silhouette. He cocked his head to the side, “not that I could have missed the signs. I mean, seriously where could you have gotten those weapons from other than Andrias? No one else has access to my armouries like that and to be perfectly honest I’ve known he’s been having doubts for the better part of the last millennia.” He snorted in annoyance, “after all, that is what got us into this mess in the first place. No matter, he’ll be dealt with soon, as will those Rebel friends of yours.” Seeing Bufo’s head tilt up he chuckled, “Yes, I know about that too. It’s quite simple really. You got the produce for the banquet from frogs, that’s plain enough to see, and I happen to know which way the vast majority of frog farmers lean in this civil war.”


The Dark King began circling Bufo, his feet making a clicking sound as they struck the stone floor, “I also know you wouldn’t accept charity, it’s not in your nature. So, I must then conclude that this was payment. Payment for what? Well, that’s quite simple, the Rebels and I want the same thing, the massive store of Newtopian relics you’re sitting on.

So, in exchange for safe passage through your territory, they handed over the one thing you didn’t have to set this trap, a boatload of food.” Leaning down he hissed into the toad’s ear, “They’re after the ships, aren’t they? The ones sitting off the coast?” a grin twisted his lips when Bufo did not respond, “I thought so.”


He leaned back, “shall I tell you what I have planned for them? I feel I owe you that much after crushing your subordinates into jam.” Not waiting for an answer, he continued, “They think firepower is the key to their victory, that they can defeat me by defeating my forces on the field of battle and in the air.” He smirked, “I think you of all people now realize how foolish that notion is. The empire, the ships, the legions of frobots, it’s all purely cosmetic. Toys, just like the so-called ‘dark princes’. No, they are not the power that rules Amphibia, I am, the gems are.


The Dark King’s eyes flashed with malice, “So, when those children pull their fleet from the cold depths of the ocean I will be there, awaiting them, and they’ll have to choose. Or, rather, Anne will have to choose. To choose between her friends and her fleet, or herself.” The Dark King clenched his fist and grinned, “and she will choose poorly…”


“You’re no god…” Bufo hissed, though his head still hung low there was venom in his voice, the spite of a being knew he’d lost a fight he’d never had a chance in to begin with, “you’re a demon.”


“Matter of perspective really.” The Dark King cooed, “but I think I’ve humoured you enough.” The blow came fast, too fast for Bufo to react even if he hadn’t been thoroughly exhausted. Pulling his glistening clawed gauntlet from the toad’s chest the Dark King smiled cooly, “Goodbye Bufo, and thank you for your hospitality.”


Omega watched Andrias silently, motionless as a statute. The great newt was slumped over the terminal, his white-haired head hanging low. Omega noted the time, thirteen minutes had passed since the Crown Prince had heard the Dark King’s words and fallen silent. Their eyes flicked back to the monitor, which displayed a shaken General Nir following the Dark King out of East Tower, trailing behind Olivia and Yunan.


Slowly, the frobot reached up and pressed the power switch on the monitor, plunging the room into darkness.


“Thank you…” Andrias’ words were sullen, and for the first time since Omega had met the former king, he sounded his age.


“Should we strike at the calamity box before he returns? With the amount of energy our king expended from the box with those appendages, it is unlikely it could return him to the castle for another few hours…” As per usual, Omega’s voice was cold and emotionless, betraying no hint of trepidation or discomfort.


“The door to the workshop will be locked and sealed with shields.” Andrias sighed, “No, he would expect an attack on the calamity box, we must spend what little time we have left preparing for his return.”


Omega nodded, then tilted their head as if pondering a question, “Do you surmise he is aware of my involvement?”


“We must assume he knows everything.” Andrias closed his eyes and slammed his fist into the terminal, his cybernetic skin creating a spark as it collided with the metallic surface, “I’ve been a fool to pretend otherwise.”


“Arming Bufo’s warriors was not a mistake. We had little choice. Otherwise armed the toads would not have dispatched Lambda and Beta, that is still a victory.”


Andrias messaged his brow, “You’re an optimistic little thing, aren’t you?”

“I only speak the truth.” Omega looked up at Andrias, “Do you have a stratagem in mind for when we face him?”


“I did…” Andrias gestured over to the massive Dyoplosaurus mech suit that dominated the bunker behind them, “I estimated it could match the power of one gem, but all three? I now have my doubts…”


“I agree. By my estimations, direct combat with the Dark King at this stage holds a success rate of less than a percent.”


Andrias snorted, “I’m surprised it's that high.”


“If the gems on the Dark King’s brow could be removed, he could be weakened down to the point where conventional weaponry could harm him.”


Andrias scratched his beard, brow furrowing as he pondered Omega’s words, “Then perhaps the mech isn’t best suited for this fight…”


Omega nodded curtly, repeating the exact same motion they’d performed earlier, “Correct. Laser weaponry, if applied directly, should pierce the shield protecting the gem’s housing. Additionally, given the Dark King’s destructive capabilities, agility will serve you better than the durability afforded to you by the mech suit.”


“Then it’s settled.” Andrias picked up the hilt of his sword and gazed at it grimly, “I’ll strike as soon as he returns.”


“I advise that direct combat at this stage would serve to little effect.” Omega folded their arms behind their back, “and is almost certain to result in failure.”


“We suspected as much from the beginning.” Andrias tightened his grip on the hilt, “besides what choice do I have?”


“You? Practically speaking, none.”


Andrias let out a humourless chuckle, “So we agree.”


“Ostensibly.” Omega turned abruptly and began walking towards the bunker exit.


Andrias’ eyes narrowed, “hey! Where do you think you’re going?”


“Out.”


Andrias sighed, frustrated with Omega’s antics, “where to?”


The frobot paused mid-stride and swivelled their head all the way around to meet Andrias’ gaze, “to make some new friends.” Without waiting for a response, they strode out the door, slamming it behind them.


Incilius awoke with a gasp. He was lying on his back, looking up into the clear night sky. His head was pounding, and he couldn’t open his left eye. Reaching he pawed at it, clearing away a matte of dried blood that had fused his eyelid shut. With the obstruction now clear he blinked and took stock of his surroundings.


He was at the base of East Tower, lying on one of the rocky knolls that skirted the tower on its seaward-facing side. He looked back up the way he’d fallen, noting the tree branches that slightly obstructed his view of the sky, they were all broken. With a start the toad rose to his feet, eyes darting back and forth, where was the frobot? As he turned to search the area behind him, he came face to face with the dead, lifeless eyes of Beta, Chancellor of the Empire. There was a branch protruding from between his eyes.


After giving the mechanical corpse a quick kick, Incilius determined that his foe was well and truly dead, or at least nonfunctional for the foreseeable future. He spat on the dark prince, cursing as the act sent a shot of pain through his chest. Somewhere in there, a rib was broken.


Turning, he began climbing up towards the tower, which hung above him as a grim spectre, silent as the grave.


The lieutenant from North Tower held his nose as he passed through the halls, eyes burning as the stench of death assailed his senses. More than once, he lost his lunch, along with every other meal he’d taken that day, his body reacting violently to the gruesome brutality of his surroundings. By the time he reached the dining hall his tanks, so to speak, were empty, a fact he was extremely grateful for as he made his way through the grime scene.


Standing in the mist hall Incilius fell to his knees, heedless of the muck that covered the stone floor, and wept his eyes out. Another tower gone, another family he’d outlived, another captain he’d let down.


“L-lieutenant…” at first Incilius thought he imagined the voice, so quiet was it that he presumed his mind had finally broken. Yet, again, he heard it, “Lieutenant… over here…”


Wiping his eyes with his blood-stained hands Incilius crawled over towards the voice, breaking out into a scramble across the floor when he sighted its source, “Captain!”


Blood dripped from Bufo’s mouth, and as Incilius drew near and saw the gaping wound in his chest it took little imagination to understand why. Kneeling down Incilius propped Bufo’s head up upon his lap, cradling the mortally wounded captain’s face in his hands, “C-captain I’m sorry I… I failed you… I fled the field…”


Bufo raised a hand and placed it upon the lieutenant’s lips, silencing him, he coughed, spitting up more blood, “I- hrg- I heard, briefly, from Valim you took that scumbag Beta outside. Is that true?”


Incilius sniffed, “Yes sir. Yes, I did.”


“Then you have done me proud lieutenant, I am honoured to count myself in the company of warriors such as yourself who have slain a dark prince…” Bufo coughed once more.


Incilius shook his head, “I was not here when you needed me most, I have failed you, my captain, my lord.”


“Now…” Bufo grimaced, “Now, is when I need you most lieutenant. Listen to me.”


“Captain I-”


“Incilius! Listen to me!” Bufo gripped the toad’s collar, “The fate of our world, and all others, may depend on you.”


Incilius blinked, confusion plain on his face, “I don’t understand. Our oath… our campaign. We abandoned this world for both of them.”


“We were… deceived…”


Incilius’ features hardened, “Andrias… I should have known, that slimy oaf will get what’s coming to him, my captain. Have no fear.”


“No… Andrias does deserve to suffer, but his penitence must come later… for he was the one who was deceived.”


“I don’t-” Incilius began to speak but Bufo’s glare cut him off.


“Just shut up and let me finish, I have little time left…” he hacked up more blood, “the Dark King is a demon in mortal form. I was blinded by my desire for vengeance and did not see it until it was too late. This war is bigger than us Incilius, it is bigger than our honour.” Reaching out he placed a blood-stained hand on Incilius’ chest, “within your chest beats the heart of a toad, but so too does it beat as a true son of Amphibia. We must stand together with all of our brothers, sisters, and other siblings if we are to stave off this demon. It is too late for me to restore the honour of our people, but there are some who do the work already. In time, you must go to Grime and Beatrix. Help them lead what is left of our people out of this nightmare.”


Incilius hung his head, “I don’t know…”


“That is an order lieutenant.”


The toad pursed his lips, then, at last, he took Bufo’s hand, squeezing it, “Then I shall see it done my captain.”


“Good, then I have one final order to give you. Upstairs there is a communicator attached to the disruptor Andrias gave us. I need you to contact the Wartwood Rebellion. Tell them-” he wheezed, blood bubbling out of his mouth, “t-tell them that under no circumstances is Anne Boonchuy to face the Dark King. It’s what he desires, and if he gets her our world and every other may be forfeit.” Bufo groaned and closed his eyes.


Incilius nodded, swallowing hard, “It shall be done. Why does he desire it?” he shook Bufo, “Captain? Captain, can you hear me?” Reaching down Incilius wrapped his arms around the fearsome toad and wept once more.

Notes:

My goal with the violence in this fic is to keep it at a level consistent with something like the later seasons of The Clone Wars show as a bench mark, which I think up until now I've managed to maintain.

But ngl, I think I might have stepped over that benchmark here. I regret nothing, this was always going to be one of if not the bloodiest chapters.

Besides, how could I take away sadism like this from the Dark King? My boy's been starved for brutality these last few chapters, he needed a moment to let loose.

Also, 3000 hits, absolutely unbelievable, thank you all so much.

Chapter 57: Cosmic Red Tape

Summary:

The Guardian of the Cosmos does a lore dump.

Chapter Text

It was always quiet in the realm between worlds. With no real air to transmit or real motion to emit it the home of the Guardian of the Cosmos hung in perpetual silence. Not to say it was an eerie place, for the silence did not elicit a lingering dread that crept up and down the spine. Nor was it a dead void of nothingness to the ears. It was serene, it was calm, it was a silence that made music of itself, tricking the mind into hearing melodies dreamt up from the subconscious into patterns as beautiful as could be imagined.


Nevertheless, when Valeriana heard the Guardian speak, for but a moment the silence inverted, sending a shiver throughout her body at the great cat’s proclamation.


“My dear, whatever gave you the impression that my death was a mistake?”


“I don’t like the way you phrased that.” Valerianna turned to glare at the Guardian, “But I suppose one could hardly talk about death without it being somewhat off-putting-” her face twisted into shock and disgust at the scene before her, “Ew! Seriously?!”


The great cat froze and glanced up at the ghost monarch, hind leg sticking precariously up in the air and tongue hanging out of his mouth mid lick, “hwah?”


Valerianna’s lip curled up and she grimaced, holding a hand up so that it shielded her eye from the divine being’s shame, “Do you really need to do this now? Why do you even have to bathe yourself? You’re not corporeal, you can’t get dirty!”


Retracting his tongue the Guardian of the Cosmos, shrugged and spat out a mouthful of fur, “Ack! Hack! Byeh… It’s what cats do, and I like being one. You should try it sometime.”


Shaking her head the ancient newt closed her one good eye, “hard pass. It’s bad enough that I’ve got mammal fur growing out of my head, I don’t think I could stand it growing all over.”


“Suit yourself.” the Guardian tucked his great paws underneath his gigantic frame, giving the appearance that he’d shape changed into a divine loaf of cat bread. Sniffing contemplatively, he gazed down at the small cottage and the young man pacing about frantically within, “well… he needs more time to adjust, but I don’t think I can give it to him… ”


“Why not?” Valerianna slumped back in her chair, “What’s so time-sensitive? Can you give me a straight answer about… anything?”


The Guardian tilted his head to the side, eyes rolling around the top of his eye sockets as he contemplated Valerianna’s request, “Hmm, uh… no.”


Valerianna’s facial features scrunched up into a glare, “because it’s what a cat would do?”


The Guardian’s face scrunched up into a smug smirk, “yey!”


Dragging her hands down her face Valerianna let out an exasperated groan, “Ugh! Fine. Whatever. I’m going to go down there and chat with the human. He might be insane but at least he’ll speak plainly.”


The Guardian swivelled his head as he watched her drift down to the cottage below, “I’ll be there in a moment, just gonna finish my bath.”


He’d lost it.


How could he have lost it?


Well, to be fair he’d lost a fair bit.


The skin on his right cheek, his sister, her friends, not knowing what a creature’s bowels do when it dies, youthful innocence, his sister (again), her friends (again), most of the ligaments in his left shoulder, bodily autonomy, memories of home, whatever the fuck the fourth and fifth type of chocolate was.


He hadn’t lost against Yunan or Andrias though. Well… one of him hadn’t.


What else?



Oh right, his mind, yeah that shit was gone.


But far more importantly, the spear.


He could find his mind later, it couldn’t have gone far. Poor thing wasn’t fit for the wild, maybe he’d get lucky and a shelter would pick it up for him.


Honestly, they should probably give it a new home while they were at it. Give it to someone who’d actually look after it, he clearly wasn’t ready for that kind of responsibility.


Case in point, the spear.


He’d been holding it moments ago, of that if nothing else he was absolutely certain. He could feel the damn thing was still burning itself into his palm, sending spikes of cold up the length of his arm. It had to be close, it just had to be.


Whatever was that bastard cat thinking, giving it to him?


Andrew Waybright flopped onto his belly, peering underneath the small wooden frame that made up the bed he’d woken up on some short time ago. He had to find it, he needed to find it. He couldn’t let the entirety of existence down for a second time. He might get a pass for the first time, after all, not wanting to kill yourself had got to be as good of an excuse as one could get. But this?


A simple ‘sorry, I misplaced the planet-busting superweapon while I was taking a nap’ probably wouldn’t cut it…


Something stirred at the back of his mind. He was forgetting something. Maybe where he’d left the spear. He pushed himself up off the warm hardwood floor of the cabin, sitting down upon it cross-legged.


With a pensive glint in his eye, Andrew slid his right hand before his face, as if it were an actor walking on stage. He studied the appendage, squinting as he searched the lines and scars that covered it for signs of the weapon.


These things were always in the last place you looked. Or they were in the first place you looked but you just kinda glazed over them and sent yourself into a panic spiral until you realize the damn glasses were on your head the entire time!


Spear… spear… if I were a spear… I'd probably be in a hand…


Sticking his tongue out Andrew poked it into the soft flesh of his palm. Retracting it quickly he blinked, “Why’d I do that?” He narrowed his eyes, “Hmmm, I don’t even know what the spear would taste like…”


There it was again, that stirring. Something was calling his attention, something nearby.


He turned, placing a finger to his lips, “ssh, ssh! I think someone’s trying to call me… can you hear it? ”


Valerianna’s eye twitched, and through clenched teeth, she pointed to herself, “Yes! I’m the one doing it!”


Andrew cocked his head to the side. His eyes roved side to side as if trying to deduce the direction a noise was emanating from. At long last he shrugged, “Welp, can’t hear it anymore. Did you want something?”


Valerianna was about to speak, her body practically vibrating with frustration but then suddenly Andrew’s eyes became cold and locked with hers. The young man stood up, towering a head taller than the ancient newt. He took a step forward, his voice low and dangerous, “You… I remember you…”


Valerianna barely had time to register his sudden change in demeanour before his hand shot out and snatched the hem of her cloak. She let out a yelp of shock as the young man’s fingers gripped the ghostly fabric as firmly as he might any earthly cloth. Andrew leaned in close, “Are you here to tell me to kill myself again?”


“H-how?” Valerianna’s words were garbled, the impossibility of the scenario she found herself in leaving her at a loss for words, “mortals can’t interact with the dead, how are you holding on to me?”


Andrew’s features were stormy as he pulled her in, lifting the newt off the ground. He snarled into her face, “Because…” he blinked, “because…” In an instant, all malice was gone from his eyes and the grimace upon his features melted into puzzlement, “I’m not sure.”


Though his grip did not loosen Valerianna found herself slipping out of his grasp. The ethereal fabric of her robes passed through Andrew’s hands as they always should have. With a hollow thump, she landed on the hardwood floor.


Andrew stared at his hands for a moment, flexing them experimentally. At length, he glanced down at her, “So… am I a god now? I don’t feel any different… hey have you seen my spear? Well… not my spear, I’m holding onto it for someone else. It’s kinda important… probably…”


“I don’t…” Valerianna shook her head dumbly, “If I didn’t know any better I’d say you just wove a spell…”


Andrew nodded, lips pursed, “Neat…” he scratched his head sheepishly, “anyways I hate to harp on about it but I don’t know when the guy I’m holding the spear for is gonna come back, and it’d be super awkward if I don’t have it when he does so…”


Valerianna’s heart, ghostly and dead as it was, thawed slightly as the young man shuffled awkwardly before her, his earnestness plain on his face, “Oh honey… he’s dead.”


Andrew blinked, “Well duh… I know that.”
Valerianna winced, the poor lad lost more screws than she’d thought, “no I mean… he’s not coming back…”


Andrew was silent for a moment, staring at Valerianna with a puzzled expression stamped across his face, but then snapped his fingers, “Oh shoot, yeah sorry, wrong word to use, my bad. Let me rephrase it. He’s gotta tell me what to do with it before he dies.”


“What?”


Andrew shrugged, “It’s all part of this big plan of his… at least I think it is. I’ll admit my brain’s gotten pretty scrambled over the last few… uh… bits of time, but part way through melting my grey matter last time we spoke he did give me some pointers. Didn’t he mention this? I saw you two chatting up…” he gestured vaguely towards the ceiling, directly towards where Valerianna and the Guardian had been observing him from, “there… kinda hard to see I know but I definitely saw a one-eyed ghost newt chatting with the big cat. Was that not you?”


Valerianna stared dumbfoundedly at Andrew, completely at a loss for words.


“You’re a quick learner Andy…” The Guardian of the Cosmos was now perched upon the tabletop to the duo’s right, having seemingly appeared out of thin air. The divine being had adopted a far more diminutive form, that of a small black house cat with white mittens.


Andrew cocked an eyebrow at the Guardian, “Why do you look like Anne’s cat?”


The cat shrugged, “It makes more sense later.”


“Ah okay, that does make sense.”


“No!” Valerianna stood up, “it doesn’t make sense!” She jabbed a finger into the Guardian's fluffy side, prompting the almighty divine being to hiss and bat at her with his adorable white paws, “you! You don’t seem at all put off by your imminent demise, and you!” she made to prod a digit into Andrew’s chest but remembering the previous, unsettling, interaction forewent contact in favour of waving it under his nose, “why can you do the things you do?”


Andrew smirked dementedly, “Guess I’m just built different.”


“No!” this time she did poke him, shuddering slightly at the unnatural feeling of solid contact after millennia of ghostly existence, “none of that! It takes years of magical training to even speak with the dead but you’re grabbing ethereal matter reflexively within… what? A couple of days here? And don’t try and tell me it’s something the Core implanted in you. If the abomination that calls itself my heir were capable of such feats I’d have been screwed six ways from olm’s day back at the Second Temple.”


Andrew glanced down at the Guardian, “best you tell her, I’m crazy.”


“Probs…” arching his back in a stretch the Guardian sat up, fluffy black tail waving behind his back rhythmically, “let’s start with what we all know… I’m not the only god in existence. Everyone with me?”


Valerianna crossed her arms, “Well duh, that’s basic thaumaturgy.”


Andrew held up a hand, “I don’t follow.”


The black tail bopped him on the nose, “Yes you do, hush.” the Guardian cleared his throat, “Not including some of the more powerful semi-material entities like the second to last titan or yourself, empress, there exist about five or so truly godlike entities in the multiverse: myself, my buddy Ax, that rat bastard Bill, those archivist busybodies, and Time Baby. Though the latter hasn’t returned my calls in a while… anyways, the five of us agreed, in the spirit of multiversal peace, to not interfere in each other’s workspaces. See, after Bill burnt his house down we kinda had to lay down some rules otherwise, he’d just keep crashing on our manifolds. Which, let me tell you, got real old after the first millennia. Ax tried to kick him out a few thousand times but he’d just start bawling. 2D tears are a bitch to get out of 6D carpet so I had to step in. Ax is too nice by half, and for some unknowable reason they’ve got a soft spot for the vicious triangle so we worked out a deal. Cosigned by all five major deities.”


The Guardian cleared its throat, “No god shall interfere in the domain of another. Simple enough right? Well, it’s not. Darn thing took four centuries to iron out. Sounded good at the time, but then Bill went and got himself all three-dimensional, which through a legal loophole basically gives him dominion over every Euclidean universe. We finally got him on a technicality a couple of years ago but strictly speaking, the mortal universes are still his.” The Guardian sighed, frowning as he did so, “on top of that the Archivists are always up to some kind of shenanigans. Oh nothing we can nail them on, all technically legal and above board but I know those Titans weren’t wiped out by a mega flu, I just can’t prove it! Anyways, to make a long story as succinct as possible, the Archivists are busting mine and Ax’s balls on this treaty and so long as Bill holds the deed to the mortal universes I can’t directly intervene.”


“Wait..” Andrew scratched his head, “If Time Baby and Bill are out of the picture can’t you and… uh…Ax?”


The Guardian’s eyes narrowed, “Mister Axolotl to you.”


Andrew nodded in acquiescence, “Sorry… Can’t you and Mister Axolotl just overpower the Archivists? I mean… how tough could they be?”


“Oh they’re total wimps” The black tail flicked in amusement, “Weakass nerds every single one of them, but they’ve got a killer legal team.” the Guardian shuddered, “I had a buddy who got into a fender bender with their universe once. Poor fella, they sued him for everything he was.”


The young man frowned, “don’t you mean, ‘everything he had’?”


“No. No, I don’t.”


“Huh.” Andrew tapped his bottom lip pensively.


Valerianna snorted, “All very interesting I’m sure but can you get to the point?”


Andrew nodded sternly, “Yeah, does Mister Axolotl live in a water dimension? Are Amphibians created in his image or he in theirs?”


Valerianna shot an icy glare at the human, “No. I mean why aren’t you worried about your death and why can he do magic instinctively?”


“Well the latter is easy,” the Guardian tapped the side of its head, “he’s crazy.”


Andrew shrugged, “We do always seem to come back to that…”


Valerianna messaged her brow, “You can’t be serious, madness does not a magic wielder make.”


“Maybe, but Cameron Waybright already had a firm understanding of the theory. After a few screws fell loose it became a lot easier to accept a non-linear frame of reference.”


“Yeah but what does that have to do with me?” Andrew snapped his fingers, “Oh wait… right, yes that was me. Honestly, I figured that whole deal with the talking frogs was some kind of psychosis. But this makes more sense… maybe… possibly… probably not…”


The Guardian ignored his ramblings, “Magic is contradictory. The more you understand it the less your affinity. The mystique is quite literally lost when you know how the sausage is made.” he gestured over to Andrew, “Of course, if you learn and still don’t care you can still enjoy sausage.”


“Okay, let’s pretend I buy that explanation.” Valerianna turned back to the Guardian, hands on her hips, “so what about you?”


The cat rolled over and fixed her with a wide-eyed grin, “I’m no longer perpetual, baby! I had a start, and now I have an end! I can finally justify retirement. I get for someone like you, letting go is a foreign concept, but until I saw my corpse ash with the spear sticking out of it I honestly thought I’d be stuck in this dead-end gig for all eternity.”


“Yeah but… death… that’s hardly retirement. Surely you could have just found a replacement without a predetermined death?”


“You're mortal, you wouldn’t get it. I have time my dear, and I intend to spend it. To spend it pampered and dotted on for at least a solid ten millennia. Besides, I already have a replacement in mind.”
The newt glanced over at Andrew, “him?”


The Guardian let out a sound halfway between a snort and a giggle, “pffft, no! Are you kidding?”


Andrew pouted, crossing his arms, “I think I’d make a pretty good god…”


“That’s the issue, you can imagine yourself as a god. That immediately disqualifies you.”


Valerianna rolled her eyes, “then who?”


The cat glanced up at her smugly, “I’d have thought that was pretty obvious. Anyways, enough about me, let’s talk about me. Sure I don’t have to die to lock in retirement, but I do need to die to secure the spear from the Dark King. With the antithesis to the calamity gems in hand, the Core would have been unstoppable. And if he decided to unleash it upon Amphibia or Earth the treaty would have left me impotent to stop him.”

 

The Guardian rubbed his paws together, “So I’ll throw in a couple of taunts, some as myself, some as Cameron, and the arrogant bugger will buy it hook line and sinker. He’s never going to pass up a trophy, so there's a decent chance that he’ll get distracted carving my hide to fashion himself a shoulder cape, all the while the spear is wide open for me to steal away.”


“Oh shit!” Andrew stood up straight, “that’s right, I lost it!”


The Guardian shook his head casually, “Naw, it’s still in your hand. I just put it down a dimension so it wouldn’t get in your way.”


“Oh…” Andrew flexed his hand, “Oh yeah, sweet!” he clenched his fist and in a flash of black light the black spear sprung forth, sending a wave of cold across the room, smothering the fire that burnt in the wood stove. With a flick of his wrist, Andrew banished the spear back to its storage dimension, “neat!”


Valerianna’s eyes were wide, “dimensional manipulation… at such a young age…”


Andrew then turned to the Guardian, hands on his hips, “Far be it for me to question my existence but is that it? I’m just here to hold onto a cosmic superweapon so it doesn’t get used?”


“My dear boy. Andy. Can I call you Andy?”


Andrew shrugged, “You have this whole time... so I guess so?”


“Only retroactively. Anyways, no, you’re here to use it. Why else would I engineer a scenario where the spear holder just happens to be an instinctive magic user?”


“Wait…” Andrew frowned, “does that mean you scrambled my brain on purpose? You said it was an accident.”


“Well it was at the time but I hadn’t accounted for my future actions.”


Andrew scratched his head, then he shook his head, “Whatever. So… what I am supposed to do? Unleash the spear on the Dark King? Because I gotta admit…” he glared at Valerianna, “I’m still firmly in the ‘Keep Cameron Alive’ camp.”


“No, no, nothing so direct.” the Guardian waved his paw and suddenly the far wall of the cottage shifted, revealing a pleasant oceanside vista, “we’re playing a multiverse stakes level game of chess with the Dark King, your job is to save the important pieces. After all…” he threw a side-eye in Andrew’s direction, “the thing you want most is to be there for your sister right?”


For the first time since he’d woken up Andrew Waybright’s face twisted into a pained grimace of sorrow. Reaching up he wiped the back of his forearm across his eyes and sniffed, meeting the Guardian’s gaze with steady determination, “What must I do?”


“For now?” the Guardian turned back to the wall where three young girls could be seen staring out over the blue depths, “watch, and wait for your moment.”

Chapter 58: Under the Sea Part 1

Summary:

The expedition for the sunken fleet gets underway.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Like a small timid child hiding behind a corner, the morning sun peaked up over the horizon of Amphibia, its golden rays dancing across the meridian blue of the eastern sea in dazzling and wondrous patterns. As the sun rose higher still a single ray of light wormed its way through the drawn entrance of the tent, slewing across the carpeted floors, over the flimsy paper-strewn desk, and finally onto the face of Sasha Waybright.


Still fast asleep, the young girl did not react at first. Slowly, however, as the warmth of the new day’s light penetrated her eyelids she stirred, groaning and scrunching her features in displeasure. Unable to bear the discomfort further Sasha opened her eyes, batting her blonde eyelashes drowsily as awareness slowly returned to her senses.


Gingerly she lifted her head, Anne and Marcy, snuggled up beside her on the makeshift cot were still fast asleep, snoring gently. Taking care not to disturb her two friends, Sasha extricated herself from the sleeping bundle. She didn’t have to worry, both Marcy and Anne were dead to the world, practically comatose after weeks of stress and hardship.

They needed the rest.


Sasha stepped out of the tent, taking in a deep breath of the deliciously salty ocean air. The weather had cleared up dramatically from the night before for not a single cloud darkened the crisp blue sky and the breeze blew as gently as a mother’s caress, lightly jostling Sasha’s long blonde hair.


Even after coming around to Amphibia as someplace more than just a sandbox to satisfy her ego, Sasha had not thought the alien world capable of such natural beauty. Yet here it was, a spectacle that one would be hard-pressed to find of like even on the most picturesque shores of Earth’s oceans. It brought back memories, most good, some not.

Memories of the beach trips her parents had brought her and Cameron on when she was really little, before the divorce.


They were only flashes of memories, images, feelings. Cameron crouched over a tidal pool pointing to the massive crab lurking at its bottom, Dad sliding her across the water on his surfboard, Mom helping her pick out the best seashell to bring back home to LA, Mom and Dad shouting at each other again.


That last memory should have been painful, should have sent a chill down her spine but every memory she had of her parents fighting was always instantly cut off by Cameron pulling her aside to show her a new game he’d made, or a funny face he’d found out how to pull. He’d always been there to make her smile, to make her laugh, to make her feel safe. Now, however…


Sasha flinched, snapping herself out of her daydream. Daydreaming wouldn’t save her big brother. There was work to be done.


The beach of Amphibia’s eastern shore buzzed with activity as the massive contingent of rebel forces hustled to and fro, making preparations for their leaders’ expedition. Outside a small green tent, near the middle of the great camp, Hoppediah Plantar grunted and snorted as he fought tooth and nail with the zipper of the diving suit, “confounded thing… Polly, are you sure this is mine and not Sprig’s?”


The tadpole glanced up at her grandfather from the welding job she was halfway through on Frobo, flipping up the mask protecting her face, “Of course! I even wrote your name on the collar, why is it not fitting?” She narrowed her eyes, a mischievous smirk dancing on her lips, “because that’d be really weird if not, especially after you gave me your measurements.”


Hop Pop froze, a nervous smile cracking across his features, “Ah… yes, well I could have been mistaken… you know how us old fogeys get.” he laughed mirthlessly, “always forgetting things…”


Polly shook her head, arms crossed, “No, no, quite impossible. I had you triple-check, remember?” She tapped her chin, “Yes! In fact, I think I remember you ‘correcting’ me about your size.”


“Well, I don’t remember it exactly like that…”


“No, no, you were quite insistent, ‘Polly, I’m a gentle frog’s medium (athletic cut) at Ribbitvale, I don’t fit into a large’. Your words exactly, and who am I, a tadpole, to argue with my elders?”


Hop Pop’s face turned red as he gave one final tug on the zipper, sucking in his middle as best he could. It came to no avail. Hanging his head in shame the old frog was silent until Polly cleared her throat with a loud cough. He lifted his eyes towards her pitifully, “I… uh, might have been a bit optimistic in my size estimates…”


Polly cocked an eyebrow, “so what size do you want?” Hop Pop gazed at the floor, Polly sighed, turning back to Frobo, “Well if you can’t make up your mind I’ve got work to do, Frobo’s waterproofing is only halfway done.”


Biting his lip hard Hop Pop clenched his fists then let out a defeated sigh, “Fine, fine… I need a… gentle frog’s large.”


Polly didn’t turn, “and…?”


Hop Pop put his head in his hands, “...a gentle frog’s large, relaxed cut.”


Polly flipped her welding mack back down, “in my storage chest, underneath Frobo’s spares.”


Sprig tightened the diving belt about his waist as he watched Hop Pop sullenly march in the Plantars’ tent, his ill-fitting diving suit’s sleeves making twin grooves in the soft sand behind him. The young frog whistled, “brutal takedown sis.”


“Pride cometh before the fall.” Polly flipped the vision up once more, examining her handiwork. The makeshift submarine built around Frobot built around her loyal frobotic companion more than doubled his head-cum-racecar body’s size. Oblong, and about the size of an adult human, the submersible placed Frobo at the bow, with his eyes acting as headlight, and left room for a sealed chamber for Polly at the stern. A glass dome, taken from the eye socket of a particularly large frobot model would allow the tadpole a view of the depths while Frobo’s wheels, affixed to rudimentary propellers, and the addition of a crude ballast system provided the craft with maneuverability.


Sprig cocked an eyebrow at the craft, “You’re sure you wanna go down in that thing?”


Polly leapt up atop her creation, slapping the glass dome with a hollow thwack, “if my calculations (checked by Marcy) are correct, this puppy should be good for depths well below the fleet, and it’s got oxygen for up to seventy-two hours. Trust me, bro, this thing’s unsinkable.”


“Didn’t we just talk about pride com-”


“Nice ride, Polly!” The Plantar siblings glanced over their shoulders to see Anne, Sasha, and Marcy approaching the tent, navigating their way through the swarm of toads, frogs, and newts going about their own business. All three girls were wearing their diving suits, Victorian-era-looking things with massive caged helmets which they were carrying at their sides or under their arms. Anne, who had been the one to call out, waved to them, “You guys ready? Where’s Hop Pop?”


Polly nodded to their tent, “deflating his ego. We’ll be ready to go in a second, just got to add the air tanks to Frobo.”


Marcy, eyes far brighter than they had been the previous day, walked over and ran her hand down the length of the submersible, “looks pretty good to me Polly, good job!”


The tadpole kicked her feet bashfully, “thanks…”


Sasha glanced around, “where the hell is Grime and Gary? We’ve got a schedule to keep. I swear if he stayed up all night watching Suspicion Island again…”


“Jokes on you, I already binged all of the new episodes Anne brought back on the flight over.” Grime strode up, hammer balanced lightly across his shoulders. Behind him were the Gary trio from Gardenton. Norris, Horace, and Grime had, like the girls, been outfitted with diving suits and helmets fitted to their specific biology. For his part, Jeremy was secured at the top of Horrace’s head, nestled in between the purple growths of the parasitic mushroom.


No, parasitic was the wrong word, or at least it was now. Gary’s relationship with the Gardenton inhabitants had proven to be entirely symbiotic, and should Marcy’s scheme succeed, vital to the Rebellion’s survival.


Sasha smiled at her toad friend, “You’re a full-blown addict, you know that?”


Grime chuckled, “It's your people's fault. Humans shouldn’t have made such addicting media.”


Sasha giggled. Turning back to the group she noticed Marcy pacing back and forth around Polly's submarine, though she was no longer examining it. The black-haired girl was fidgeting excitedly with anything and everything that came within reach, to the point where she was adjusting Anne’s diving belt at periodic intervals as she looped around Polly’s creation. For her part Anne didn’t even seem to notice, chatting away merrily with Sprig as she idly tossed her diving helmet between her hands.


Hiding her smile at her friends' antics Sasha cupped a hand around her mouth and shouted over to the Plantars tent, “Hop Pop! Get your butt out here before Marcy digs a trench from pacing!”


After a brief moment, the old frog sauntered out from behind the tent flaps, buckling the belt about his diving suit, “Alright, alright, you don’t have to shout…”


Seeing everyone was now assembled Marcy strung up straight and clapped her hands together loudly, the sudden noise causing a nearby band of newt archers to flinch in shock, “Alright everyone listen up! I’m going to give you a quick crash course in diving.”


Reaching down she held up a small shiny cylinder, about the size of a wine bottle, “This is an air tank, you’ve each got four of them.”


Anne held up her hand for attention, glancing about to make sure everyone could see her, “can everyone just confirm for me that they’ve got four air tanks and that they’re all full?” There were a series of ‘ayes’ and ‘yeses’ from the group.


Marcy beamed over at her friend, “Thank you, Anna-Banana! Yes, also another important detail, everyone should have their names written down on their tanks, along with a number. We don’t have different tank sizes so I’ve put down a rough estimate of how long each tank will last for each person at about the depth we expect to find the fleet.”
Grime flipped the air tank over in his hands, “hmph, two hours.”


Sprig stuck his tongue out cheekily at the toad captain, “Three for me, in your faaaaaace!”


Marcy shrugged, “Sorry Grime, having a small lung capacity makes a big difference.” She turned back to her audience, “On average, we all have about eight hours of air, more than enough time to get down to the ships and back up in case anything goes wrong. Speaking of going up, pressure. As we descend all that weight from the water above us will push down on our bodies and raise the pressure in them. Sounds kinda bad but our bodies will adapt, what is bad is if we lower the pressure rapidly the nitrogen in the air we’ll be breathing exits the solution phase and forms bubbles in our bloodstream and tissues.” Marcy blew raspberry with her mouth and wiggled her fingers.


Sasha nodded, “in layman's terms, don’t swim up too fast or you’ll get sick. Everyone should have a watch on their person, you want to be ascending by about a foot every two seconds, but slower is better. If you feel anything off, stop and take a three-minute break, that goes for descending too.”


“Right,” Marcy held up her hands and threw up a series of hand gestures, “Talking’s obviously going to be a bit tough with helmets on so make sure you remember the hand signals. Also, double-check your flashlight, it’ll be dark at the depth we’re going to and pitch black inside the ships before we get the power back online.” Taking one last look around Marcy smiled, “Well, that about covers it, who’s ready for an underwater adventure?!”


Sasha felt her feet touch down on the sandy surface of the sea shelf. The dull thump as she made contact, breaking up the monotony of the sound her own breaths were making in her ear. Above her, beside her, and in front of her, the endless grey-blue depths of the sea stretched out into infinity, cold and empty. Sasha stared off into the expanse, lost in thought as her rhythmic breathing pulled her into a trance.


They were sitting on Californian beach, the water far too cold to swim in but it was still fun to splash about in the shallows. It was the summer of 2016, five years since the divorce and three before the hell they now found themselves in.


“Cam… can I ask you something?”


He screw up his face at her, laughing and shivering as he stood, knees deep, in the pacific ocean, “only if I can ask you why you’re being such a wuss today.” He kicked up water at her, splashing it across the sand at her feet. Several, ice-cold, droplets of water struck her skin and she shrieked, recoiling from the assault.


“Hey, Heeey! Cut it out!” running back a short distance away from the surf she glared at him, “It’s freaking ice cold!”


He flashed her a grin, the braces he’d worn at the time glinting in the sun, “Nah, you’re just being a baby.”


“I can see you shivering!” crossing her arms she hunched her shoulders, “It’s a serious question, please don’t splash me again.”


Cameron paused, still shivering he nodded, “Okay, no splashing till after the question. What’s wrong?”


Sasha took in a deep breath and stepped closer to the water and her big brother, “I just… Well, I was thinking. How come you never seem too upset about Mom and Dad splitting up?”


Cameron eyed her, concern writ across his face, “did someone say something at school? Was it Dylan? I could kick his butt again if he’s been trying to bully you…”


Sasha shook her head and grimaced, “No, I could kick his butt on my own now… no I was just thinking is all… you spent most of your life with them together, I only spent half of mine…” She hugged her arms tight about herself, “Did… did I do it? Did they break up because of me?”


The water splash hit Sasha full across the face, completely drenching her. Gasping, she recoiled from the surf once more, “asshole! What was that for?!” she paused, seeing the angry expression on Cameron’s face.


He was standing now with hands balled into fists and placed on either hip, glaring ferociously up at her from the water, “If you’re going to be stupid, you’re gonna get hit. What do you mean ‘Did mom and dad split up because of me’, are you brain dead?”


Straightening her hair Sasha glowered at him but didn’t speak.


Cameron sighed and looked down at the water, “sorry…” he tilted his head up and smiled sheepishly, “but that was a pretty stupid thing to say. Of course, you weren’t the reason they broke up. If anything you were the reason they stayed together for so long.”


Sasha folded her arms about herself again, “so what was it?”


Cameron laughed, “they absolutely hated being together.” He rolled his eyes, “I guess you were too young to remember this but it was freaking tiring. Every night, fight, fight, fight, shout, shout, shout. They stuck it out for you, probably thinking a normal family unit would be better for you but it was absolute hell for everyone involved.”


Sasha smirked, “I’m starting to see why you’re not bothered.”


He threw his arms out, “Are you kidding? It was so much better after they split. They’re both so much easier to be around now that they’re separate. They feel like they’re comfortable.” He smiled, “Also, double birthday parties and double Christmas presents.” he shrugged, “I guess there’s a moral in that story somewhere. Maybe about keeping people you like close and not getting too attached to people who you don’t get along with.”


Sasha nodded, “huh…”


With a mischievous glint in his eye, Cameron smirked at her, “Here’s another word of wisdom, don’t let your guard down. Surprise attack!” with a surge he sent another wave of water in her direction.”


The beach descended into chaos and shouting as Sasha charged into the water, kicking water of her own up at her big brother as they ran back and forth under the heat of the California sun.


Sasha opened her eyes and smiled, and then grimaced.


I think the lesson was probably that people are happiest when they’re allowed to be themselves… thanks for nothing, Cam…


Something touched her arm, poking into her just below the shoulder. Flinching she swung her head around, coming face to face with Anne. Her friend’s hair had been tied back by a bandana so that it didn’t obscure her vision, nevertheless, the sheer volume of Anne’s hair had it pressed up against all sides of her helmet. Spitting out a strand that had made its way into her mouth Anne grinned and flashed the ‘okay?’ hand gesture.


Smiling Sasha returned the signal. Behind Anne, the rest of the expedition was trudging across the dune-like sands of the ocean floor, kicking up a cloud of dust as they did so. Marcy pranced past them, hopping like a rabbit as she excitedly made her way to the shelf’s edge not too far away.


Giving one last nod to Anne, Sash turned and followed their carefree friend, bouncing across the sand until at last they reached the edge and the ocean floor before them fell away into the abyss.


Movement. It felt movement. Small disturbances in the current, the telltale cloud of disturbed sand.


Prey.


A baleful eye turned upward, running along the shelf’s edge. A small group, descending down into the dark. Lighting of pale yellow cutting into the swirling shadows of the depths. They were small creatures.


It would need to feast on all of them.


Water bowled out as a gargantuan bulk shifted into motion. A hide of glistening scales and a maw of razor-sharp teeth.

Notes:

I hope the trajectory of things is making sense, I kinda got carried away with all the moving pieces.

Chapter 59: Under the Sea Part 2

Summary:

The rebel's expedition takes the full plunge down into the darkest depths of Amphibia's ocean.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Sasha felt her stomach drop like a stone as she peered over the edge of the continental shelf. Beyond the sheer, cliff-like, edge was a void, darker still than even the sky at midnight for no stars glimmered within the desolate gloom. The darkness, however, was not what made her skin crawl, it was the impenetrable obscurity of what lay below. Ice water running through her veins, Sasha reached down to her diving belt.


Hands fumbling against the hilts of her twin heron blades strapped to her side, her grasp eventually found the stout grip of her flashlight. Gingerly, she aimed the cylindrical device down into the abyss and flipped the activation switch.


A pale yellow beam sprung from the object’s mouth, cutting down into the gloom. Down and down it travelled, the darkness slowly suffocating the shaft of brilliance until at last it dimmed completely and pierced no further.


And still,l it revealed nothing.


That should have been comforting, in the manner that no news is oft good news, but all the questing beam achieved was a slight tremble in the young girl’s hand. Sasha glanced around at her companions, all equally transfixed by the shelf’s edge.


Hop Pop shuffled nervously, kicking up a cloud of sand about his feet. Sprig’s hands fidgeted incessantly, and his feet moved on their own, stepping him closer to, and behind, Anne. For her part, Anne was largely composed, but out of the corner of her eye, when she thought no one was looking, Sasha saw her friend suck in several short breaths, hyping herself up for the plunge. Conversely, Marcy was grinning, eyes full of wonder as she peered down into the depths. Grime’s mood was far more difficult to discern as his short, stout frame, stood resolute at the shelf’s edge, hand gripped tightly around the haft of his hammer. Still, Sasha saw a slight tremble about his grip. At the rear of the company, the Gardenton trio were stone-faced. Cave-dwelling by nature, Gary was accustomed to the dark and the horror of the deep was somewhat diluted when many minds were comforting one another. The cricket Jeremy, however, being less than fond of water, had been shivering with anxiety ever since Harace’s helmet had first dipped beneath the waves. Polly on the other hand, tucked away safely inside her submersible, tapped the side of her glass viewing dome irritably, her friends and family’s discomfort lost on her.


The group stood at the edge for a little while longer, paralyzed by either fear or wonder respectively, unwilling to be the one to take the first step off the ledge. Sasha swallowed hard, they didn’t have time for delays, someone needed to make the first move. Turning to the group she pointed a thumb to her chest, and then down into the void below.


Follow me.


With a gentle kick, Sasha launched herself off into the open ocean. She hung there for a moment, feet dangling above the empty chasm below. Then, the weight of her diving belt overcame her upward momentum, and she began to fall. Glancing up she watched as each of her companions followed suit, their lights creating a pattern like a series of falling stars as they sailed down into the dark.


The dark was suffocating. As the light of the sun above faded, shifting from the gentle yellow coloured by the blue-green of the ocean to a faded turquoise, and now at last to a cold navy blue, Sasha could feel the world closing in about her and yet also expanding endlessly beneath her feet. It was a curious feeling, a petrifying mix of claustrophobia and a feeling of helpless exposure against the empty backdrop of the open ocean.


Pattern recognition played havoc with her senses, her simian brain far out of its African savannah depths, conjured images of shapes and faces within the sterile dark waters. A slithering coil here, a gaping maw of teeth there, a myriad of eyes glinting back at her in the dark as her flashlight caught odd pieces of debris meandering their way across Amphibia’s oceans. Each conjured image sent her heart into a drumming panic, the rhythm beating painfully into her ears, broken only by the sounds of her own sharp breaths reverberating about her suit.


She’d lost all sense of reference and speed now. The continental shelf’s edge had long ago vanished from sight, leaving the young girl and her companions alone in an empty, silent, oblivion, each with only the lights of their fellows and their own thoughts for company.


It occurred to Sasha that this is what a spacewalk might feel like, similarly cut off from one’s outside environment, occupying a space of existence she was never meant to have strayed into.


It also occurred to her that she didn’t want to ever be an astronaut.


She glanced down at the series of dials on her wrist, flashing her light to make out the readings there. There were four: oxygen, pressure, and two for time. One had the time of day, with a black mark upon its surface indicating their time of departure. The other was a stopwatch, marked with time intervals, a guide for returning to the surface in the event that they could not depressurize safely inside the ships.


Sasha turned her attention to the former, one hour, thirty-six minutes, they must be close to the bottom now. She turned her light straight down, eyes straining against the consuming dark as she searched for solid ground, for the end of the abyss.


Nothing. Sasha took a deep breath, calming her frayed nerves. The ocean floor was irregular but it was there, there had to be a bottom. The maps of the sea floor Marcy had recovered from the Neo-Imperial databanks were over a thousand years old, some slight fluctuations in topology were to be expected.


In any event, they had come too far now to turn back at this stage. The ocean floor was below her, it would appear, all that remained was the question of if it would take ten seconds or ten minutes to come into view.


A flash caught the corner of Sasha’s eye. She blinked, turning towards its source. Something fell past her, sinking rapidly in the cold waters. Sasha blinked again, swivelling her head to follow the object, her anxious mind taking a moment to recognize what had happened.


A flashlight.


With a start, Sasha kicked her feet and pushed downward with her free hand. The thrust generated by the motion slowed her descent, bringing her fall to a halt momentarily. Someone had dropped their light. She craned her head back and gazed upwards to where her companions hung above her head.


Quickly she counted the lights. Seven, with one twinned as Frobo’s eyes on Polly’s submersible. Sure enough, one was missing.


Cursing under her breath Sasha kicked again, bringing herself closer to the group. Bet it was Sprig, the clumsy fool, he’d been fidgeting all day with his kit, probably unhooked his flashlight in the process.


Marcy was the closest behind her. As she moved closer Sasha held up her hand.


Stop.


Kicking against the water, Macry too halted her descent. Behind the glass of her diving helmet, Sasha could see her friend cock a confused eyebrow. The black-haired girl held up up hand.


Okay?


Sasha held up eight fingers, then pointed to her flashlight, and then up to the rest of the group. Marcy’s eyes widened and she spun around in the water. Holding up the sign to halt for Anne who was now drawing near.


It was then that Sasha noticed the last night of the diving train, one of the Gardenton trio, probably Norris since he’d been pulling up the rear, waving frantically about.


Not good.


With another kick, Sasha soared upward. As she passed her companions she did a headcount. Marcy, Anne, Sprig (still holding his flashlight, surprisingly), Polly, Hop Pop, Grime… Horace.


The old frog, with the cricket parched upon his head, was waving at her frantically.


Danger


Distress


Help.


Sasha cursed. Norris must have fallen behind the group. Still, that was probably the best-case scenario for someone getting lost. Connected as he was to Gary’s hivemind the wayward frog would be able to find them quick enough. Sasha cast about with her light, scanning the darkness above.


She felt a hand gasp her shoulder, its vice-like grip causing her to yelp in a mixture of surprise and pain. She turned her attention to his assailant, coming face to face with Horace. Sasha made to pull away from the old bearded frog but as her eyes locked with his she froze. Written across Horace’s features as an aspect of abject terror. The blood had drained from his flesh, his eyes bugged out of his sockets, and his pupils were fully dilated. With a thunk their helmets connected. Sasha’s instinctive anxiety over the possibility of damage to her suit, however, was instantly overridden as Horace shouted at the top of his lungs, the words reverberating through his helmet and around Sasha’s.


Sea Serpent!


Andrew scratched his cheek contemplatively as he watched the lights of the expedition flicker and dance as his originator’s sister and her companions became aware of the great creature stalking them in the deep.


He’d watched the great serpent circling the group for a solid twenty minutes now, watching their movements, evaluating its prey. He’d even watched with fascination as the serpent struck and carried away Norris to a gruesome fate. All things were clear in the Guardian’s viewing portal so that even the black void of the deep ocean became as clear to his eyes as a cloudless day.


The young man was sat cross-legged on the warm hardwood floor of the Guardian of the Cosmos’ cottage, hunched over like a child watching a movie from his living room floor. The void spear, still clasped firmly in his right hand, was laid across his lap, its dark presence stirring up a draft of cold air across the floor.


Valerianna, sitting not too far away, reclining in a lazy boy, shivered as a gust of the spear’s malevolent aura brushed past her. She drew her ghostly shawl about her into a tight bundle and glared at the young man, “Can’t you put that thing away? I don’t appreciate being reminded what the cold feels like…”


Andrew glanced over to the ancient newt empress. Though his features held their youthful light an undeniable wear of ages had settled upon the Cameron Waybright’s clone. He was gaunt and skinny, with hollow cheeks and great dark rings about his eyes which themselves danced with a mad gleam. His hair had grown long and wild, reaching now almost down to his shoulders as a curly blonde waterfall from his brow. Well… mostly blonde. Flecks of grey and white blemished his locks, their presence as unnatural as snow on a summer field.


He held Valerianna’s gaze for a moment then snorted, as if she’d just recited some humorous anecdote, “Nope.” He turned back to the screen, “gotta be ready, can’t miss my moment.”


The newt’s eyes swivelled over to the projection. A shiver ran down her spine, though this time not from that infernal spear, the serpent was circling back. Its hunger not yet satiated it glided through the ocean depths, eyes roving between the glimmering lights of the expedition. Her head snapped back to Andrew, “Well, then why don’t you make yourself useful? This looks like as good a moment as any!” When the young man didn’t stir her eyes widened and her brow furrowed, words poisoned with scorn, “Don’t you care if your sister gets eaten?”


Andrew rolled his eyes and smirked, “Relaaaaax.” he waved his free hand dismissively, “No one's going to get eaten.”


Valerianna’s good eye twitched, “It. Just. Ate. One. Of. Them. You saw it, literally moments ago!”


Andrew grimaced, “Oh… well, I guess I meant no one I know is going to get eaten.” Valerianna's stare bore into him with such ferocity that Andrew flinched, raising his hand reflexively as if she were about to strike him, “Gah! What’s with that look?”


Her eye narrowed, “I don’t see olm gills on you, child! So why are you so sure about what’s going to happen?”


After quickly checking his neck for protrusions, Andrew grinned back at her, “Well, because I’ve seen this scene before.”


The newt blinked, “What?”


“Yeah, I remember it quite distinctly. She doesn’t get eaten by the eels at this time.”


“Eels?” Valerianna slowly brought her hand up to her brow, features twisted into an incredulous expression, “what eels?!”


Andrew pointed at the screen, “The eel doesn’t get her. It’s burned into my mind, I’m certain of it.”


Valerianna looked at the screen, back to Andrew, back to the screen, and then back to Andrew, “that’s a sea serpent!


Now it was Andrew’s turn to blink, “isn’t… isn’t that what an eel is?”


Valerianna opened her mouth to speak but before she could offer a retort the soft voice of the Guardian cut her off, “Princess Bride.”


Both Valerianna and Andrew turned to face the Guardian. The divine being, now in the form of an early desktop computer, sat upon the table at the cottage’s center, hooked up to the projector from which the vision they were all watching was being cast.


Andrew’s brow furrowed, “Well I guess Sasha is a princess but she’s way too young to get married.” His eyes narrowed, “hey! Just what kind of sites are you pulling up on that database of yours?!”


Ignoring the question the computer hummed softly as its internal fan kicked on, “No, the movie. The Princess Bride. That’s what you’re thinking of.”


Andrew’s eyes went wide, “what?” his voice was small, almost a squeak.


“Yeah, the shrieking eels, the part where Buttercup jumps overboard and…”


With a shriek of his own Andrew hopped up, “Oh god you’re right!”


There was a soft beep of amusement, “No need to be so formal.”


Andrew was not listening, gripping the spear with both hands he rushed towards the vision. Pausing in front of it he looked up and down as if searching for some kind of door or latch through which to enter the frame, “No, no, no… come on. Let me in!” he pressed his face against the wall the projection fell upon, placing himself between the approaching serpent and the eight lights of the remaining members, “naw, nuh, see, I’m blocking you, you can’t get past!”


There was a hiss of static, then an image sprung onto the Guardian’s own screen, that of a short man in a beige trench coat wielding a cigar, “Just one more thing… the eel doesn’t get her." The sounds of Peter Falk’s voice, cut from two different media productions, brought Andrew to a screeching halt.


Turning his head, he looked over at the computer, “explain.”


“I think I covered the whole premise quite succinctly.” the Guardian beeped happily, “by the way, how did you like that edit? Not bad for a first attempt, eh?”


Andrew gestured to the projected image wildly, “But- but… what about?” he flailed his arms, “shouldn’t I do something? Anything?”


Now the computer let out an annoyed beep, “I didn’t orchestrate all this just for you to take care of a fish.” Seeing Andrew was still unconvinced it let out a soft electronic whine of exasperation, “Do you trust your sister to handle herself? Do you trust her friends?”


Andrew scratched the back of his head, “what does trust have to do with a massive water monster?”


“Just… just sit down.”


“But…”


Sit!


Whimpering like an injured puppy, Andrew plopped onto the floor.


“Good boy.” The Guardian let out a cheerful electronic hum, “Now stay and be patient. Your moment is coming, and trust me, when it arrives… I won’t be able to stop you from intervening.”


Sasha dragged Horace with her as she drove down towards the rest of the group.


What do we do? Should we turn off our lights? We can’t outswim it, do we stand and fight? How we can’t even see the damn thing!


Her breathing came in ragged gasps, and her heart pounded in her chest.


I don’t know what to do!


Then she saw it, far below, a glimmer of pale yellow light. Norris’ flashlight. Sasha’s eyes widened, it wasn’t falling anymore. It had landed on something. It had landed on the seafloor!


Bingo.


Now back with the rest of the group, Sasha grabbed Anne and Marcy by the shoulders. Pulling them closer she pointed to her lips and mouthed the word.


Sea. Monster.


Instantly Marcy’s eyes grew as if to the size of dinner plates. Holding out her trembling hands she signed back.


Where do we go now?


Sasha pointed down, directly at the faint flare of light below. Marcy nodded, swallowing back her fear.


Anne glanced between her two friends, not having understood the message Sasha had attempted to convey. Though keenly aware something was wrong, the full extent of the danger was clearly lost on her. She made to ask for clarification, raising her hands to sign a phrase but then all of a sudden she froze.


With furious energy Anne pushed Sasha hard on the chest, sending the blonde girl spinning off and away. At the same time, she wrapped an arm around Marcy’s waist, using the momentum she’d generated off of Sasha to launch the two of them in the opposite direction.


The water swelled and shook as the great maw of the sea serpent slashed through the darkness, its jaws closing down upon the spot the three girls had been standing not a moment ago. The expedition members were thrown about as leaves in a gale as its colossal bulk swept past, the negative pressure created by its passing dragging them downward.


It was a truly mighty beast. As wide as a city bus and long as a freight train the creature must be the apex predator of this hemisphere. Emerald scales glinted in the dark as Sasha’s flashlight touched its hide, each one the size of a car’s door. In its maw were situated four rows of razor-sharp teeth, tall as a man and capable of bisecting a whale. As it curved its way into the darkness its coils disappeared from view, and once again they were alone.


With the danger fully realized Sasha took off downward at a rapid pace. Kicking hard she dove past her friends, signalling frantically at them to follow her. They needed little convincing. She craned her head from side to side, frantically trying to determine the monster’s next vector of attack, but it was hopeless. With the dark now fully closed in around them she was blind to anything beyond a few dozen meters, barely enough time to catch a glimpse of teeth before they consumed her, let alone time enough to get out of the way.


She pushed the thought from her mind.


Our only chance now is that it takes its sweet time coming about for another pass. It’s probably an ambush predator, wouldn’t want to expend too much energy getting us… hopefully…


Deeper and deeper they dived, the faint light of the abandoned flashlight now visible as a flare against the sandy sea floor. Sasha squinted.


Was that…?


Yes! Metal! A metal panel reflecting the light. Metal from a ship’s hull!


Sasha could have shrieked for joy, but then she felt it. The surge of water, the build-in pressure as the bow wave broke over her. Out of the corner of her eye, she saw the gaping maw rushing towards her, rows of gleaming white teeth about a dark void. It was too late to dodge. Too late to fight. In the split second that remained to her Sasha’s hands fell down to the heron blade at her belt. Maybe she could cut her way out...


That is… if she didn’t die on contact.


With a roar and flash, blue light filled Sasha’s vision, bursting like a firework in the pitch black of the deep sea.


The serpent rolled to the side, its head snapping violently away from Anne’s foot, neck broken if not completely shattered.


Engulfed in her calamity powers Anne lit up the whole sea floor, blue light revealing the hidden depths beneath the expedition’s feet. As the dead serpent tumbled away stared dumbly at her friend. Anne had burst from her diving suit and was now floating without a helmet or an air supply at depths, that while not immediately fatal, were certainly not conducive to human life.


They locked eyes and in an instant, Sasha recognized the fearful shock in Anne’s expression. Her powers had been triggered on instinct, without a plan, and now they had very few options left to them.


The ships. They needed to get to the ships. If they didn’t soon Anne’s powers would run out, and then… Sasha didn’t want to dwell on what would follow.


Marcy swam up beside her two friends, the Plantars, Grime, and Horace in tow. Frantically she pointed wildly down at the sea floor. Turning her gaze to follow her friend’s gesture Sasha’s mouth fell open in shock.


Over fifty ships were laid out in a series of rings upon the sea floor. Unmistakably Newtopian in design, their rounded, boubous, hulls were intact but dotted with outcroppings of barnacles and coral growths. At a glance, they appeared well-preserved, and ready for flight, but that was not what caught Sasha’s eye most of all.


At the center of the rings was the flagship. A Hellbender class battleship, as described by Marcy, it stood twenty times as tall as most of the ships laid about it and was nearly as big as the Newtopian Royal Palace. Its spires were dotted with weapon emplacements and thick plates of armour, bearing none of the frills that adorned the previously mentioned palace. It was a weapon of war, fashioned for a single purpose, pure and simple.


Marcy’s flailing broke Sasha out of her stupor. Grabbing Anne’s hand Marcy pointed officiously towards the battleship. Anne got the message. Swinging around she scooped each of her friends up by their collars and then with a burst of speed, took off with them all, straight for the ship.


As the water surged past her, Sasha glanced down at her watch, she tapped the stopwatch. Anne’s best time had been twenty-three minutes so far, she hoped the pressure wouldn’t reduce that…


Accessing the ships with Anne’s powers was a breeze. Following Marcy’s direction, the group found their way to the main hangar doors, heavy metal constructs meant to seal out the void of space. It took Anne but a moment to prise them open and close again behind them, ensuring the vessel would be sealed upon its reactivation.


They wasted little time, splitting up into two teams. Marcy and Anne set off to the reactor while the rest, led by Polly, made their way to the command bridge to await the power’s return.


Sasha checked her watch.


Eight minutes.


The door to the bridge proved a minor inconvenience, sealed as it was a growth of barnacles that had somehow managed to find their way inside.


Eleven minutes.


Frobo’s eye beams could have sliced a way through but Polly was concerned the beams could pierce the door fully, and damage whatever equipment lay on the other side. In the end, a swift blow from Grime’s hammer brought the door down and they made their way onto the bridge.


Fourteen minutes.


Difficulties in communication concerning such delicate tasks were losing them time, time Anne could not afford. Sequestered away in her submersible Polly was unable to access the controls herself and so had to mine to Sasha, Sprig, and Hop Pop the correct procedure all the while directing Grime and Horace to clear away debris and broken equipment in the service ducts.


Twenty minutes.


Everything was ready. Somehow, they’d made the bridge ready. Now all they needed was power. Sasha stood poised above the power controls. Across the room Sprig’s hands hovered above the pressure gauges and environmental controls, ready to begin depressurization and to flood the ships with precious oxygen.


Sasha felt her heart skip a beat. Not daring to look down at her watch. She closed her eyes.


Come on Marcy… please, please, please, hurry…


Opening her eyes, they strayed to her wrist.


Twenty-Four minutes. Too long, they had taken too long. Her breath caught in her throat.


No…


There was a ding, and the panel before her flashed into life. In a flash, Sasha slammed her fist down upon the ignition rune, and the world around her burst into life as light spilled from the overhead lamps. A dull hum filled the whole ship. Across the bridge,e Sprig was frantically bringing the life support systems online.


Sasha could feel the water drain about her. As it fell beneath her shoulder she glanced down at the pressure gauge, it remained steady. With a sigh of relief, Sasha reached up and unclasped her helmet. There was a whine as the seal broke and Sasha had to push her hair to the side as it spilled forth, no longer constrained by its confines.


The air was stale but breathable and Sasha drew in one long inhale before exhaling in a deep sigh. Cocking her head to the side she grinned over at Sprig who was similarly enjoying being released from his diving suit, “good work there pal.”


Tucking her helmet under her shoulder she stood tall and met the eyes of the rest of her friends, “good work everyone.”


Polly, who was scrambling out of her down defunct submersible, hopped over to the communications console, “Hold that thought sister.”


Pulling back on the still dripping wet microphone Polly cleared her throat before activating the ship’s voiceover, “Bridge to engineering, what’s your status?”


Silence filled the bridge, stretching on for several agonizing seconds. Just as Sasha was about to offer to head down to the reactor room herself there was a hiss and the speakers above their heads roared into life.


“Anne! I can’t believe I’m actually doing this! Hee hee. Oh, shoot! Is this thing on? I mean… Ahem… Engineering to bridge, we’re reading all systems green. We’re all fine here. How are you?”


Stifling a chuckle Sasha grabbed the microphone, “Better now than we were a couple minutes ago. You guys sure took your sweet time!”


Marcy’s voice rang out shrilly, “I’m sorry, this happens to be my first spaceship repair!”


“Kidding, kidding. Good work you two.” Sasha smirked, “Also, Anne, congrats on the record.”


Dimly, Anne could be heard in the background, groaning. Marcy’s voice cut through again, “she says thanks.”


“Alright well let's get the rest of the ships slaved to our system, Sprig and I are coming down to help Anne find somewhere comfortable to rest. Why don’t you get up here and help Polly get our fleet online.”


“Our fleet? You think a General’s rank means squat down here?”


Sasha glared down at the mic, “Marcy… you’re a General too. So is Anne.”


“Not anymore baby. We’re in my house now, we’re working on a whole new branch of the Rebellion’s military, my branch!”


Sasha glanced around the bridge, meeting the deadpan stares. At last, she held her forefinger to the bridge of her nose and sighed Fine… let's get… your fleet up and running.”


“It’s customary to refer to your superiors by their title, general.”


Sasha’s nose wrinkled, “Don’t push it Mar-Mar.”


The line was quiet for a moment, “...please?”


Sasha sighed, and hung her head, “let's get your fleet up and running… Fleet Command…”


Alpha watched pensively as the red holographic text and numerals of the data feed scrolled past her as a cascade. Secure within the depths of the Lance of Valeriana the dark prince saw all, if only by proxy. As the Supreme Commander of the Neo-Newtopian military,y she had access to a truly terrifying amount of data and was possibly the second most informed being in existence, surpassed only by the horrific mastery of knowledge that was her father. Still, when one could only be compared to a god, second place was hardly a slight.


Reports from a hundred battlefields flashed before her ocular sensors. Victories, defeats, though the ratio of the former to the latter grew with every passing hour. The rebels were being pushed to their limit and with the Dark King’s strategy about to reach its conclusion that limit would soon be breached.


She registered annoyance for a microsecond. The brilliance of her Father’s strategy was undeniable, and she did not begrudge him for hiding it from her all this time. No, that had been a sound strategy. The folly and fate of Beta, Lambda, and Epsilon proved the necessity of such secrecy. Plus, she was always happy to see the chaff cast aside, at least in Beta and Epsilon’s cases. Lambda had been useful, but his death was problematic. Without his support, Sigma would likely be able to hold dominion over Newtopia unchallenged in the wake of Beta’s death. Theta would not oppose their slimy brother and was in all likelihood the true master of the city through him. Gamma was steadfastly loyal to her command but he was a blunt instrument, ill-suited to the dynamic battlefield of politics. Still, her position as firstborn and master of the fleet ensured she was unassailable by her upstart siblings. She would be patient, they would make a mistake eventually.


No, what annoyed Alpha was that she had not devised the scheme herself, or at the very least divine her father’s true intentions before the die had been cast. Despite her resources, despite her intellect, the Dark King remained a step ahead. Were she capable of such things Alpha would have felt humbled. Instead, she felt nothing but a cold, robotic, displeasure.


She needed to surprise him, to prove to her father that she was the right and only choice to serve him. Not as an equal, but as a trusted confidant.


Alas, such schemes would have to wait. Today, she was to dance to her father’s tune precisely, and without deviation. The penalty for improvisation had not been explicitly stated, but it scarcely took an intellect such as Alpha’s to recognize the sword of Damocles hanging above their heads. Even Gamma recognized it.


He stood behind her, his immense and powerful frame dwarfing hers despite her standing a whole head taller than most humans. Across his shoulder hung the haft of his weapon, a great laser battle axe. It was not a design Alpha approved of. Disregarding the rather primitive form of the weapon as a woodworking tool rather than a weapon of war, the modifications Gamma had insisted be added baffled her. What purpose could a beam limiter serve? At its lowest power, it turned the formidable cutting power of the laser edge into a hard light approximation of steel, complete with an inability to cut through most armour.


When pressed Gamma had told her it was a matter of sport, his approximation of the ancient newtopian warrior code. Alpha remained unconvinced.


It was as she pondered this point that the screen before her flashed orange and a sibilant voice rang through the command deck.


“Are you in position?”


In a fluid motion, both frobots knelt, heads bowed before the holographic form of their father and master.


Alpha kept her head low, not daring to raise her ocular sensor to meet his gaze, “the fleet holds position along the designated vector majesty. We stand ready to spring your trap.”


“Good…” the Dark King’s voice cooed with a mechanical rasp, Cameron’s voice passing through a half dozen digital filters as it left his lips, “then you may proceed with the opening moves. Gamma?”


The brutish frobot raised his head, “How may I serve?”


The Dark King smiled, the flesh on his stolen face stretching unnaturally, “Muster your troops for ground assault. Draw out their leadership so that Alpha might pin them in place.”


Gamma held his gaze, much to Alpha’s annoyance, “Am I clear to engage the humans?”


A low chuckle, sinister and dark, escaped the Dark King’s lips, “I would advise you to prioritize the amphibian leadership, but should you see an opportunity you may strike as you see fit.”


Gamma’s grip tightened about his weapon, “as you command.”


Alpha spoke up, “When can we expect you to arrive on the field, majesty?”


The grin on the Dark King’s features somehow grew wider, behind him two shapes materialized, revealing the gigantic bulk of two shackled herons. The Dark King leered down at Alpha, his voice twisted with cruel merriment, “When it's time to land the killing blow…”

Notes:

Things I learned while writing this: Columbo is the grandpa in the Princess Bride.

Chapter 60: Nightfall

Summary:

Talk of treason in Newtopia, and war reaches the eastern shore as the Dark King springs his trap.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

The Dark King 


> …System initialization complete…
> …Establishing connection to lunar_nexus…
> …
> …Connection established…
> …Activation Index ++INVASION_TERRA_2++ received…
> …Set launch time…
> …
> …Units conversion to local standard complete…
> …Printing countdown…
> …Printing casualties…
> …Hail to the Dark King…



++STANDBY++
T - 08:00:00.000
0 People have died

> …Data transfer STRIKE_FORCE_DP_OMICRON received…
> …Downloading casualty statistics…

++STANDBY++
T - 07:59:59.002
459 People have died

++STANDBY++
T - 07:59:58.734
460 People have died


Though the full blow might of winter had long since passed from the land, the morning spring air had not entirely lost its bite. As the sun crept up over the eastern horizon Roderik, captain of the Newtopian Nightguard, drew his cloak tightly about himself, shivering as a gust of cold wind shot past him. As the cold air rolled off the sea and made its way inland the twisting alleys of Newtopia’s lower city would serve just as well as wind tunnels as they did walkways.


The captain was a tall specimen of a newt, light grey of skin and eyes of a faint purple hue, he stood out from most of his kind who tended towards blues or greens with the odd red or yellow cropping up on occasion. Popular myth held that these traits had been inherited from a lineage of newts hailing from far beyond the continent’s shores, from the lands the empire had abandoned over a thousand years ago. Whatever their origin, Roderik’s distinct colour palette marked him out from his peers, and made his familial ties within Newtopia’s military all the more obvious, for better and for worse.


“Wait.”


Roderik came to a halt as his companion held up a hand, forestalling their progress. They were now deep in the area Newtopian nobility had termed ‘lesser Newtopia’, a significantly poorer locality than the glistening spires and marbled streets that had surrounded the castle. Here the streets were more akin to the likes of the periphery, lit by swamp lantern light and stained with salt as it was carried by the wind from the sea and over the walls.


He stepped forward, attempting to peer over his companion’s shoulder, “trouble?”


A bony elbow struck him in the solar plexus, causing Roderik to grunt and fall back, clutching his stomach and wincing. From beneath a ragged hood, his companion hissed through withered lips, “Foolish boy, what do you suppose wait means?”


The younger newt bowed his head, painfully squeezing the words out between laboured breaths as he fought for control of his diaphragm, “My… sincerest… apologies… headmaster…”


His companion paused, “Headmaster…” Taking a quick peak about the corner once more he turned back to Roderik, “I’m sorry my boy. I’m being a pig-headed fool.” reaching out he grasped the captain’s shoulder warmly, “I spoke harshly, in a manner all together unbefitting of a-”


“Grandfather.” Roderik held up a hand and shook his head, “It’s alright, I’m alright. I let my anxiety get the better of my prudence.”


Peeling back his hood, Albert, headmaster of the Newtopian Night Guard, smiled warmly at his grandson, the rimless spectacles perched upon his nose riding up as it crinkled. Like Roderik, his skin was a pale grey, though paler still with age and his hair grew as a snow white, sprouting from his chin and emerging as tufts from beneath his pointed cap. Albert had served King Andrias for over fifty years, and in all that time had won considerable favour with the colossal monarch with his nonsense attitude and strict adherence to protocol.


For much of Roderik’s life, he’d seen the old newt as a tyrant, humourless and authoritarian in temperament. No rule had been too small to enforce nor its breaking too small to punish. Though he’d never spoken his mind aloud Roderik had wondered how the old curmudgeon had survived Marcy Wu’s rampage through Newtopia. His blood pressure must have been high enough to power a turbine.


When the Dark King had taken charge, Albert had initially welcomed the change. In fact, he’d seemed overjoyed at the prospect of the frobots, warriors of singular drive who would never be late for muster or deviate from procedure.


This joy faded overnight.


The night Roderik’s father and mother had been executed.


Roderik didn’t remember what the dark prince had charged them with. What trumped up nonsense Sigma had conjured from the aether to incriminate his father.


It hadn’t mattered, and everyone knew it.


What had mattered was that his father had spoken up. He’d always spoken his mind, indeed it was a key facet of his father’s relationship with his grandfather. The two could not have been more opposite in temperament, and butted heads over everything no matter how trivial or incidental. Roderik’s father had been a hot-headed, audacious, and highly creative soul.


When he’d been a young child, Roderik had found their conflicts confusing, for no matter the vitriol they hurtled at one another they had nothing but glowing admiration to say about the other when behind closed doors.


It had been their love language, their way of respecting each other, of galvanizing the other to a better course of action. They needed each other, probably more than they ever truly recognized, definitely not until it was too late.


Albert had petitioned Andrias directly to spare his son’s life, but in the end, only Roderik had been spared the dark prince’s judgement. He never learned exactly how his parents had died, only that Albert had witnessed the event personally, and would not speak of it.


Since that day the old newt had become a shadow of his former self. Meek and soft-spoken but with an irritable streak that had never been there before. It was a tragic sight, to see a formidable creature brought so low, but then again, tragedy had become the norm these days.


Albert pursed his lips, chin trembling, “I’m sorry my boy, I must seem a mess to you. An old doddering fool, what business have I, leading the way…”


“No, it’s…” Roderik paused, a thought suddenly occurred to him, he smirked, “I’ll say, you crazy old coot, you almost knocked me flat with your flailing!”


Albert stiffened, features shifting into a scowl, “flailing!? You’d do well to recognize the difference between flailing and a shot to the breadbasket young newt!” he jabbed a finger into Roderik’s chest, “now… you will be silent. Seen and not heard like the child you are and let me do the… the…” he paused, wiping a tear from his eye. He glared up at Roderik, “Something funny?”


Roderik did his best but the corners of his mouth still snuck upward, “Nothing, just thinking about something Dad told me.”


Albert’s eyes narrowed, “what? Some kind of joke?”


“Yeah.” Roderik smirked, “you.”


Albert’s goatee twitched as he mulled the statement back and forth, “Clearly you’ve got as much brains as him then if you think that’s funny…”


As he turned back to face the alleyway Roderik noted the smile edging its way on the old newt’s face.


He suppressed a chuckle and whispered under his breath, “Welcome back, tyrant.”


“What was that?”


Roderik cleared his throat, “Get your ears checked you old goat. I said, ‘Is the coast clear yet?’”


Glancing back and forth twice more, Albert at last nodded, “Yes, come on boy, and try to keep your wretched voice down…”


Together, the pair darted across the street, hugging the walls and at last sliding through the great green oaken doors of a public house labelled the King’s Cup.


The interior of the pub was gloomy and ill-lit, with faint swamp lanterns hanging from the ceiling and casting long and dancing shadows across the floor. The place was deserted save for a single newt barkeep, broad of shoulders and sporting a thick fuzzy mustache that dipped below his bottom lip, totally obscuring his mouth from view.


Without hesitation, Albert strode up to the bar and placed down a pair of silvers, “two drinks barkeep, a Leif and a Barrel.”


Though half-lidded eyes the barkeep stared back without so much as blinking, “ah think you made ah mistake sur. Ah, don’t seel either ‘o those itams ‘ere.”


“What? But…” Albert brought his hand up to his forehead, “Oh no, don’t tell me I mixed up the address.”


Roderik eyed the bartender and then smirked, “You don’t sell them, but…?”


The barkeep winked at Roderik, “A’course ah don’t seel ‘em. They’re free! Take yur wee silvers back Berty.”


Snarling officiously, but beet red in the face from embarrassment, Albert retrieved his coin, “are we the first ones here?”


“Nae, ah’ve had folk trickling in o’er tha past hour.” the barkeep gestured over his shoulder, “They’re all doonstairs waitin for ya.”


Albert turned to walk around the bar but paused, “...and you made sure to leave the back window open like our friend asked?”


“Aye… strange innit? You lot ar alreedy sneekin aboot, wha’s tha need fur more sneekin?”


Albert shook his head, “if you knew any more about him you’d understand.”


The barkeep threw his arms open wide, “tha’s the problem Berty, ah don’t know nuthing!”


Albert smiled and patted the newt on his shoulder as he and Roderik passed by towards the cellar door, “in times like these, you’re better off that way old friend.”


Stepping forward, Roderik prised the latch of the door open, opening the way for his grandfather. As they entered the passageway beneath the tavern Roderik finally gave voice to something that had been eating away at the back of his mind, “Leaf and barrel? I’m not familiar with that particular cipher…”


“I wouldn’t expect so…” Albert grunted as he shut the cellar door behind them, “it was handed down from the king to only his closest advisors, and that list is very short, and shorter still now with Lady Olivia missing…poor girl.”


Roderik nodded, “Do you think she’s…”


“Possibly, I doubt she’d have taken the state’s new environmental policies, or lack thereof, well…” Albert pursed his lips, “still, I hope for her sake she had the sense to keep those thoughts to herself. I dread to think what happens behind closed doors in that castle…”


Coughing nervously Roderik made to change to subject, “So… who’s your guest for tonight? Yunan? She strikes me as mad enough to set up something as incriminating as this…”
“No, I’ve had no word from Yunan in months.”


“Then who?”


Albert paused mid-step causing Roderik to stumble into him. Pulling the younger newt close, the night guard’s headmaster’s voice fell to a low whisper, “What I am about to tell you will not pass your lips under any circumstance. Do I make myself clear?”


Roderik swallowed hard, “Maybe… maybe it’s better if we forget I asked…”


Albert shook his snowy-haired head, “No… I made that mistake with your father. Unaddressed curiosity will only get us both killed Roderik. Now, swear to me.”


Roderik hesitated, but at last nodded, “upon my mother’s grave. I swear.”


Albert nodded, satisfied, “Last night I received a visitor in the night guard barracks. They came bearing the King’s sigil, the true king’s sigil, and a warning.” Albert leaned in closer still, eyes darting anxiously about as he spoke, “A power struggle is brewing, one that our king may have already lost should we not act now. “


Roderik’s throat was dry, and his voice timid, “But… who could know such things? No one stands close enough to the throne to be privy to such knowledge save for Andrias himself and…”


There was a tremble in Albert’s voice as he finished his grandson’s train of thought, “Yes… the dark princes.”


“You spoke to one?” Roderik could feel his heart skip a beat at the mere mention of those mechanical abominations. He recoiled from his grandfather, disgust and shock written upon his features, “and you believed it? Have you gone mad?!”


Albert seized the hem of Roderik’s coat, “I swear to you Roderik. By the Olms below and the stars above. This frobot, this Omega as it called itself, is firmly aligned with our king’s cause. It gave me the names to invite here this morning, it gave me the cipher, it gave me the name of the public house and the time whereby we slipped past the frobot sentries monitoring our barracks. If you trust nothing else, please, grandson, trust me. If what this creature tells me is true we have little time left to save our king and country. The fate of our world may rest with what happens tonight, and I will not let it be said that I did not do everything I could. Could you?”


Roderik was silent, mouth opening and closing several times as he processed his grandfather’s words. With a final grimace he met Albert’s eyes, “and what if this turns out to be a trap?”


Albert met his gaze unblinking, “it had the names. Since when did the Dark King’s laws require evidence of treason? You, of all newts, should know that lesson well enough by now.”


“I do…” Roderik’s gaze fell, “So we have no choice… we must put our trust in a monster…”


“No.” Albert gripped the younger newt’s shoulder and squeezed reassuring, “We shall put our trust in our kind of a thousand years…”


As they descended the stairs and slipped out into the cellar proper, Albert and Roderik were met with a sea of silent faces staring back at them. Toads, frogs, but predominantly newts, old and young, most of the guard but with a decent number of civilians too. Roderik noted one of the younger ones, Lilly, daughter of an executed clerk, and principal organizer of the peaceful protests that had been cropping up across the city.


This Omega contraption was well-informed and well-studied, for in a single night they’d wrangled together every single troublemaker in the city under one roof. A feat that Dark Prince Sigma had achieved little to no success in the months since he’d assumed control of the city. Legitimists of all varieties and political alignments sat side by side in the cramped room. Roderik counted himself lucky he’d not been present to sort out the seating arrangements between the absolute monarchists and the constitutional monarchists, doubtless, this event would prove headache enough without such bickering.


Seated before the congregation, on a stout wooden stool was a figure draped in the classic garb of a Newtopian ranger, hood drawn to conceal the face and thick mantis leather gloves and boots obscuring their skin. Roderik noted the patch upon the cloak, ‘M. Wu’. As chilling as the construct’s presence was, Omega’s association with the King was becoming more plausible by the second.


The figure raised its hand, “Ah, headmaster Albert. Good, now that we’re all assembled, we can begin…” Several newts made to rise and make their discomfort known but Omega spoke over them with a clear and deliberate tamber, “The count down to the invasion of the human world has begun. Within the next eight hours, the Dark King will deal a crippling blow to the rebellion, and then return to the city to oversee the initial strike personally. At such time Crown Prince Andrias will be incarcerated for treason to be executed at a future date, likely following the successful decimation and subsequent subjugation of the human populace.” They paused, letting the weight of the proclamation sink in.


At first, the silence that choked the room was deafening, and then with a crescendo of bellows and snarls, it was shattered.


“Outrageous!”


“That alien abomination is the traitor!”


“I told you this would happen! Did I or did I not…”


“They mean to replace us all with those infernal frobots!”


“It’s Newtopia, not Frobotopia!”


At last one voice cut above the others, a younger newt officer, pointing an accusatory finger at Omega, “How did you, whoever you are, come to know this? My company is part of the task force assigned to take the land the humans call Jarmany. No countdown has crossed my desk. I say you’re lying! Show your face so we can see the truth in your eyes!”


There were murmurs of assent and agreement as the assembled amphibian turned their skepticism upon the disguised dark prince. Albert surged forward, imposing himself between Omega and the crowd, “No, no, that is quite impossible. I can vouch for this servant of the king, if you must trust someone’s word trust mine. They speak the truth.”


Reaching out, Omega softly placed a hand upon Albert’s shoulder, “It is alright headmaster, lies and deception cannot carry us any further.”


The old newt froze, “surely… you can’t be serious… I…”


Reaching up, Omega pulled back the hood of Marcy’s old ranger cloak, and met the young newt officer’s gaze with their own blazing photoreceptors, “I am Omega. Dark prince of the empire, and servant of Andrias Leviathan, last king of amphibia.” They took a step forward, coming face to face with the now terrified newt, “fear will not save you or your people little newt. Only I can.” they turned to the rest of the silent crowd, “The Dark King’s victory on the human homeworld will precipitate an erasure of life as you know. You have framed your movement as a political one, content to achieve your goals through political agitation. This must change. If Newtopia is to survive in the days to come you must engage in open and armed resistance to the rule of my creator and his extensions.

Failure entails no less than extinction. Have I made myself clear?”


Roderik stood, grim-faced, “You speak of action, machine, but you have yet to provide evidence for your claims or a plan of action. I think you owe us both.”


Without hesitation, a light flipped on in Omega’s metal head, and an orange hologram sprung into life above the cowering newts, the Dark King’s features leering down at them upon the slouched form of Andrias.


Flecks of blood were on the master of amphibia’s face and the sounds of screaming and flesh parting could be heard in the background. The Dark King’s eyes flashed with malice and disdain in equal measure, his lip curling as he cooed down to the colossal newt, “Honestly, boy, I’m disappointed. Again. You finally man up enough to take a swing at your old man and you don’t even have the balls to do it yourself. But for now, sit tight. When I’m back we’ll have a chat, man to man. Father to son. Just you, me…” His eyes narrowed, “and my belt…”


As they watched their audience’s reaction, Omega spoke, “I will keep Andiras alive. You, I charge with a far more daring scheme… patience. The Dark King is more powerful than ever before, as are the forces at his command, but not for one brief instant. There will exist a period of approximately twelve hours, the time between the invasion’s launch and projected termination, where eighty percent of the Neo-Newtopian Empire’s fighting strength will be off-world. That is when you will strike.”


Albert nodded, “So that is our only chance at victory… so be it. When you return with the King, we shall be ready.”


“Victory?” Omega glanced down at the ancient newt, “For that, headmaster, we’ll need a miracle.”

 


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Beatrix grimaced as she watched another column of Gardenton residents march past in eerie unison, “damn shroom heads give me the hebegebees every time. Would it be too much to ask them to add some variety to the movements every now and then?”


Tritonio chuckled, “Come now captain, I thought you of all people would appreciate a solid marching formation.”


The toad captain scowled over at the newt vagabond, she jabbed a finger at another crowd of frogs passing by, “That’s not marching. Marching in formation is deliberate and sharp. These… things… are little more than puppets being dragged along the sand.”


“Things? Tsk, tsk,” Tritonio tutted, “speciesism is unbecoming of you my dear, think what your brother would say.”


“Probably something worse,” Beatrix grimaced again as she watched a gaggle of Gardenton frogs pick up an entire workshop’s worth of tools in perfect synch, “anyways, it’s not the frog part that gets to me, that I couldn’t care less about. It’s the… hivemind business. Freaky as all hell.”


Tritonio’s face fell slightly, “I know what you mean, but if General Marcy thinks they'll win us the war, I think the two of us could work on our prejudice. Sounds fair, no?”


A toothy grin split Beatrix’s features, “heh, if they even get us within spitting distance of Newtopia I’ll give 'em all a kiss on the cheek how’s that for prejudice?”


The duo’s conversation was interrupted by a Gardenton frog wearing a wide-brimmed sun hat and overall came running up, “A warm handshake will do, I’m sure…”


Tritonio cocked an eyebrow, “surely you didn’t run over here with such haste to engage in some verbal sparring?”


“No, not at all captains, apologies…” The frog straightened his hat which had gone off kilter from his hurry, “one of your scouts just reported to the Gardenton network captain Espada, they sighted Imperial ships on the horizon.”


Instantly the rakish newt’s expression became stern, “heading?”


The frog gulped, “intercept course… ships from the first, second, and third armada, at least half of the entire imperial fleet.”


“Ambush…” Beatrix ground her teeth, “Bufo failed…”


“What?” Tritonio glanced at the toad quizzically, but she shook her head.


“Later, for now, we need to spread the word, have our force scatter and regroup at muster points.”


“Impossible,” the newt stroked his goatee, “if they know we’re here they’ll have us boxed in on all sides with the sea at our backs, nowhere to run on foot… but…”
Beatrix nodded, “Ships it is then.” she turned to the frog, “Get a message to Fleet Command, and sound an evacuation order, we need to be out of here yesterday!”


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“Outside pressure dropping, hull integrity holding steady,” Marcy Wu spun in her command chair so that she was facing the bridge’s viewport. The young Taiwanese girl had undergone a radical wardrobe overhaul. She had modified the suit given to her by the Dark King extensively, repurposing the neural interfaces originally indeed to link her neural system to the Core to function as data links directly into the infosphere of her fleet. Tubes ran from plugs set into her legs, back, and shoulders pumping massive amounts of information straight into her mind. This in turn, thanks to a crown of glowing purple mushrooms that sprouted from beneath her black locks, was linked directly with the crew of her ship and every other in the fleet. All told the biomechanical interface provided Marcy with an amount of control and knowledge of the battlefield greater than any military leader in human history.


In her mind's eye Marcy could see the entire armada of ships and the crews within, the small vessels buzzing about the battleship as bees might their nest. They responded to her as easily as her own body, their terrible fuselage or energy weapons awaiting her permission to fire with enough plasma fury to reduce a mountainside to slag.


They would not have to wait long.


Marcy noted the mass of signals sliding over the horizon, a mass of hostile signatures sweeping across the eastern swamps, their engines burning at full power.


She opened her eyes, gritting her teeth, “breaching in five… four… three… two… one…” With a dull roar the mighty behemoth christened ‘Corebreaker’ by its new crew, burst from the emerald depths of Amphibia’s eastern ocean, water pouring from its spires and weapon emplacements.


“Marcy!”


The voice echoed through her mind, routed from the hangar deck. She slewed her view there, her view of the fleet warping and expanding to accommodate. Sasha and Grime were out on the landing deck, weapons in hand.


The blonde girl was back in her armoured battledress, hair tied back to keep it out of her face, “We’re going to help organize the evacuation. Open the hangar doors!”


A tightness seized in Marcy's chest, “Sash…”


“There’s over five thousand of our people out there Marcy, I’m not leaving any of them behind!”


“Right…” Marcy reached out to the mind operating the security console, “Doors opening… You have eleven minutes.”


Sasha shook her head, “I need at least fifteen to get everyone away.”


“This is no time to haggle!”


Sasha crossed her arms, “how long can the shields hold under sustained bombardment?”


“I don’t know!”


“Marcy…”


Marcy pinched her eyes shut, “fine! Probably twenty, maybe twenty-two minutes. But we’ll need to divert power to engines to make our escape!”


“Sounds to me like we’ve got plenty of time then. Knocking four minutes off shouldn't be an issue.”


Marcy brought her fist down on the arm of her command throne, causing the rest of the bridge crew to start, “It’s not that simple.”


“Then make it that simple.” Sasha smirked, “Isn’t one of your dream jobs ‘starship miracle worker’? Well now’s your chance, work me a miracle.”


Though her brow was furrowed and her teeth clenched, there was a visible redness to Marcy’s cheeks and ears, “...I’ll see what I can do, but I can’t change the laws of physics. I’m starting a timer for fifteen minutes. If you’re not safely aboard a ship by then I’m sending Anne out to kick your butt for a third time and drag you back by your scruff!”


Sasha mimed a heart and a kissy face, “Thanks Mar-Mar! How is our fearless blue battery charger doing?”


“Still out cold… restarting the fleet drained her pretty badly…”


Grime, who had been listening in on the conversation silently grimaced, “Then let us hope we don’t need her”


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“Incoming!” Tritonio divided behind a sandbank, falling flat and covering his head with his hands.


The hairs on the newt’s neck rose, becoming stiff as the air about him ionized. Light flashed, brilliant and red. There was a backdraft, a rush of air filling the void of atmosphere and sand the energy blast had rent from existence. At last, the sound broke, beginning as a whine and escalating into a violent and vicious crack as exotic radiation burst into atmosphere.


Tritonio raised his head, hand held above his brow to shield his eyes from the debris that still fell around him, “archers! Focus fire on that emplacement!”


The Neo-Imperial assault force had come in two stages. A flood of lesser frobot units spewed forth from the swollen hulls of modified salamander class fleet ships, swarming across the beach in such numbers that it seemed from a bird’s eye view that the beleaguered rebels were caught between two advancing bodies of water.


As their advance stalled upon the rebel’s hastily erected fortifications, whatever malign intelligence that was directing the imperial force initiated the second stage of the assault.


Thundering from the fleet above, great structures of dark metal struck the pale sand, unfolding into grotesque weapon arrays. They somewhat resembled the frobot factories that now blanketed the core of imperial territory, though where on those the mouth spat forth hordes of machines these structures spat death.


Tritonio grimaced over the top of his crude shelter, flinching as another blast of red energy shot past him. To his right a section of his newts, armed with repurposed frobot arm cannons took aim.

Tritonio drew his sabre, taken off the corpse of a dead Newtopian Guard captain, and pointed towards the nearest emplacement, “the eyes are its range finders, blind it!”


One newt stood up from cover, weapon trained on the exact spot Tritonio had noted. With a crack and a flash of brilliant red light, he was gone, reduced to ash by the platform as its weapons finally found their mark. Whatever small bit of satisfaction the machine could have felt, however, was short-lived as the remaining newts turned their weapons upon it, vengeance for their comrade guiding their hands.


One bean pierced the right eye, three the left, and four pounded into the open mouth of the emplacement, rendering the fearsome battery or weapons into a useless slag of molten steel.


With the immediate threat dealt with, Tritonio rose from his prone position. Firing off a snapshot at a nearby frobot he swung his sword in an arc, its haft catching the early afternoon sun, “Fall back to the sea! Get to your ships!”


His warriors followed suit, retreating back down the beach towards the surf, taking potshots as they went.


Tritonio made to follow but the sound of metal crunching upon sand made him turn in a whirl. A cloak-bot’s signature device made it all but invisible to the naked eye, but when the air was filled with smoke, salt, and fire even the most advanced invisibility field could not compensate entirely.


Sighting the slight shimmer, the swashbuckler leapt forward, sweeping his blade across the air. He was rewarded for his daring act with the ear-piercing sound of metal shearing through metal and the warbled noise of a dying machine.


As the cloak-bot collapsed to the ground Tritonio adopted a wry grin and cleaned the oil from his blade upon his foe’s lifeless hull, “Close, but not close enough my friend.”


A bang caused him to turn, sword raised defensively, coming face to face with Captain Grime, his hammer planted squarely where the head of a second cloak-bot had been. With a grunt the toad captain pulled barrel’s warhammer from the wretched machine’s corpse, flashing the newt captain a grin as he did so, “Getting a little slower in your old age, eh, Espada?”


Rolling his eyes, Tritonio flicked the last bits of oil from his blade, “Better to slow down than to never have been fast in the first place, toad.”


Grime snickered, “Ohoho, scathing.” setting the hammer down against the soft sand, grime leaned upon his weapon surveying the carnage unfolding around them, “How are you lot getting along?”


“My band is making a break for their ship as we speak.”


The toad captain nodded, “Good, that leaves three transports left. Casualties?”


Tritonio’s face darkened, “I’ll tally them later… but low.”


“Good.” Grime’s cheek twitched, “a blessing all things considered, but if your band is boarding their ship, why are you still here?”


The newt’s mouth curled into a grin, “why are you?”


“I’ll leave when the general does.” Grime tightened his grip on the haft of his weapon, “...and not a moment sooner.”


“Then we are in the same boat my friend, or rather, ship.” Tritonio nodded further down the beach, “still, she seems to be getting along… well.”


Grime’s gaze turned to follow Tritonio’s just in time to see Sasha rigid down the side of a collapsing frobot the size of a small building. The blonde girl was still ripping into the machine’s face with her swords, armour and hair soaked in motor oil and sweat as she screamed bloody murder at the top of her lungs. As the behemoth crashed to the ground Sasha dove forward, charging into the advising line of frobots like a whirlwind of blades, shredding her hapless to ribbons.


Behind her drove a wedge of toads, armed to the teeth with scavenged energy cannons, repurposed newtopian mining equipment, and even the odd laser weapon. Their armour was adorned with stripes of silver and pink, matching the twin heron swords of their leader.


A newly formed unit, the heron commandos, had been assembled by Grime to act as bodyguards to the Rebellion’s frontline commander, much to Sasha’s embarrassment. Formed primarily from the survivors of South Tower and those who had served under her brother outside Newtopia, they were a battle-hardened lot, and fiercely loyal to Sasha. Percy and Braddock had expressed a desire to accompany the unit into battle but after a very short conversation with Sasha and Grime, they had decided they’d be better served as part of the Rebellion’s auxiliary branch, making them some of the few toads of Grime’s command that had not signed on with the unit.


Grime smiled as he watched the frobot line crumble and flex under Sasha’s sustained assault, “yeah… I’d say she’s got a handle on things over there…”


Captain Grime!” the voice boomed out over the beach, robotic and grating.


The pair of rebel captains turned. From the tree line, flanked by a large number of black armoured cloak-bots, strode an absolute monster of a machine. Standing a head taller than his entourage, his carapace sculpted to mimic warplate, and covered in battle scars and war wounds, Gamma, dark prince of the empire, champion of the king, slammed the pommel of his war axe into the sand.


Tritonio played with the edge of his blade, eying the new arrival wearily, “Friend of yours?”


Grime squinted, “Never seen him before in my life…”


Gamma’s gauntleted hand shot out, a clawled digit aimed directly at Grime, “I am Gamma, dark prince, champion of the Dark King. I am your death! Face me and die as a warrior, or run and die in shame!”


The newt vagabond cocked an eyebrow and glanced at Grime, “How are you going to play this?”


“Dunno,” grime shouldered his hammer, “let me test the waters for a start.” Stepping forward the toad captain bellowed across to the imposing frobot, “Hardly time for a duel, wouldn’t you say?”


Gamma spread his arms wide, “what better way for a battle to be decided than between two champions?”


Grime raised his voice once more, “A truce then? While we sort out our differences?”


Gamma was physically incapable of smiling, but as the machine lowered its arms Grime could have sworn it adopted a wolfish grin, “Your terms are acceptable. All units, cease offensive!” in an instant the beach fell silent, the guns of the imperials ceasing their relentless roar.


Grime pursed his lips and nodded, “Well… this is unexpected.”


Gamma bowed his head, approximating a conciliatory nod, “it is only fitting that a duel between warriors such as us should be done as honourably as possible. Now… Could you call off the human? She doesn’t seem to have gotten the message.”


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“This is unacceptable!” Alpha slammed her fist into the console before her, “Father, I have them by the throat! This ceasefire only serves to let the rebels’ stragglers evade their doom.”


Looming over her, bathing the command room of Alpha’s flagship in orange light, the Dark King glared down at his daughter-servant, his hologram flickering as if to convey his displeasure, “I do not care to repeat myself, commander, so this will be the last time I say it. You will follow my instructions to the letter. Gamma is operating well within my expectations for his behavioural projections. Should that cease to be the case I will be sure to inform you.”

Alpha bowed, “Forgive me, I meant no disrespect, but why are we allowing the rebels this respite?”


“As always you do not grasp the bigger picture, Alpha.” the Dark King’s voice dripped with disdain, his tone amplified by the holograms’ audio compression, “this was never about the rebellion, nor the ships they stole. We are here for one thing this day… Anne Boonchuy. Sasha will remain at Grime’s side. When Gamma’s farce is concluded you will cut off her escape. Boonchuy, thanks to the extended rest we are so graciously providing her will come to her rescue, and her doom…”


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Hammer and axe clashed with a resounding boom. Grime adjusted his grip, years of training and hard-won experience guiding his movements. The toad captain was a relentless combatant, expertly shifting his weight about and landing thunderous blow after blow upon his opponent as he spun the hammer about his head in a mesmerizing dance of motion.


By contrast, Gamma’s movements were measured and direct. Though lacking in momentum they made full use of his mechanical frame to create a truly staggering amount of force from a standstill. He had adopted a primarily defensive posture, taking Grime’s blows upon his armour, waiting for an opening.


The dark prince let out a synthesized chuckle as barrel’s warhammer ricocheted off his right pauldron, neatly missing his cranium, “It is good to at long last, meet one of my own kind.”


Grime’s pace didn’t slow, hammering into the dark prince as a blacksmith beating a chunk of metal into shape, “Take a good long look again, freak, I wear toad skin not an alloy!”


Gamma twisted his axe, the hard light edge deflecting a blow from his head, “You misunderstand. We are brothers in spirit, not body! Two beings, made for but a single purpose…” he swung his axe, clipping Grime’s cheek, “combat!”


Grime leapt back. Brushing his cheek he examined the thin line of blood that stained the back of his hand. Clenching it, he glared over at Gamma, “There is more to my life than combat.”


“Really?” Gamma cocked his head to the side, “I would then implore you to reconsider. You were the coliseum’s champion, the most fearsome warrior to grace our great land, you squander your potential!” the frobot circled left, “still, you remain the best of all I've met so far. Truthfully, no other comes close. Take pride in what you excel at! Embrace the carnage!”


Grime grimaced, “would you shut your trap?”


“No!” Gamma stomped his foot into the ground, “You are the best, and I will savour this fight for as long as I am permitted!”


Grime glanced backward, behind him he could see that the last couple of ships were almost fully loaded, soon to take off. Turning his attention back to Gamma he shrugged, “Whatever.” with a roar, Grime charged forward, the jets of barrel’s hammer igniting and driving him as a thunderbolt toward the waiting prince.


Gamma sidestepped but Grime was ready, twisting the hammer about, he kicked the jets on once more, sending the hammer skimming sideways towards Gamma’s side. With little room to maneuver the frobot, bent into the blow, at the same time readying an axe swing.


Grime struck true, the hammer connected squarely with Gamma’s left arm, twisting the limb about into a gnarled mess of bent tubes and frayed wires. For an organic creature, the blow would have been fatal. Unfortunately, Gamma could not be counted in their number.


With a vicious roar, the dark prince swung his right arm across, axe cutting the air with a whistling sound. Though he pulled back in time, Grime could not fully escape his opponent’s retribution, and the blade bit into his flesh, raking across his chest as it swung wildly through the air. He was not so lucky with Gamma’s second blow. Shooting up with all the energy of an industrial piston, Gamma’s foot connected squarely with Grime’s chest, sending the toad flying back.


With a dull thud, the toad captain struck the rolling sandy dunes of the beach, wheezing and spitting sand as he fought to regain his breath. Across from him, his opponent staggered forward. Gamma’s right arm had been totally eviscerated, and the twisted components had in placed fused with the rest of his carapace, rending his movements stiff and sharp.


The dark prince lurched forward, right hand wrapped tightly about the upper haft of his axe, lacking the stability to wield the weapon with a single hand. There was garbling to his voice as he spoke, either from excretion or part of the damage sustained, “You fought well, but time to die toad!”


“Grime!” Sasha, standing a short distance away had drawn her swords and made to advance to her friend's aid but a raised hand from Grime bid her pause.


The toad captain winked at her with his one good eye.


As Gamma drew near and raised his axe for a killing blow, Grime twisted the haft of his hammer and tumbed the ignition. With a dull roar, the hammer shot upward, the twin blue flames of its jets firing in a sustained burn. The low caught Gamma beneath his chin, flipping the monstrous machine backward and up into the.


Rising to their feet, both warriors stared at each other through lidded eyes. Grime from exhaustion, Gamma from warped photoreceptors. Leaking oil and coolant, Gamma staggered to his feet. His face was morphed, frobot features twisted as if reflected in a pool of disturbed water. Grime snarled and gripped his hammer in both hands, blood dripping down his chest, turning the sand beneath his feet a deep crimson.


Gamma’s voice box had obviously been damaged beyond function but he let out a screech of white noise and pounded his chest with his one remaining limb. Gripping his axe he held it aloft and screamed again.


As he readied himself for what would doubtlessly be the final clash Grime’s ear picked up a voice rolling across the dunes.


“That last transport is away!”


Turning he sighted his sister, waving from the shoreline. A single ship remained grounded, the evacuation was complete. Grinning Grime relaxed his shoulders and leant on his hammer, “As fun as this has been… I think we should be on our way. Give our best to your master.”


Gamma took one trembling step forward and let out another piercing scream, this time Grime could just about make out the words within, “I WILL NOT BE DENIED!” Then Gamma paused, twitching as if listening to a new voice unheard by all others present.


Sasha, who had taken a step forward rushed over to Grime, “We have to get you out of here. Come on.” taking one arm, and Tritonio the other, they began the long trek down to the sea. Behind them, the heron commandos formed a rearguard, weapons trained on the eerily still imperial forces and the still-frozen Gamma.


A roar broke the fragile silence that had held over the beach since the beginning of Grime and Gamma’s duel. Hot air buffeted Sasha, and the stink of ozone assaulted her senses. A portal was opening, right in front of them, directly between them and the escape ship.


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Tritonio threw Grime’s weight onto Sasha, drawing his sword, “Get to the ship!”


“What are you…” Sasha could feel her heart jump into his throat as the words left her mouth, she already knew what the swashbuckling new intended.


“No time to argue!” he shoved her, “I’ll be right behind you, now go!”


He was right, there was no time to argue. With furious energy Sasha sprinted to the left, taking a wide arc around the opening calamity box portal. Behind her half of the heron commandos followed, their weapons trained on the portal. The other half remained with Tritonio.


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Black metal touched white sand. Tall and dark, he passed onto the eastern shore as a second nightfall. From within the portal five lights emerged, one of green, one of blue, one of pink, and two of blazing hateful orange.


The helmet was slimmer than that which Sasha had previously seen, its features more regal, the horns on his head rising in a ring to mimic the points of a crown. Upon his brow shone the gems, radiant and beautiful, yet their light was dimmed as if diminished by their mere proximity to the being that called itself their master. Worse, much worse for Sasha, however, she could see her brother’s face.


His skin was pale and unhealthy in hew. The eyes that had once belonged to Cameron Andrew Wabright shone as twin maelstroms of cruelty from the shadow cast by the helmet upon his face. Their light, illuminated the highlights of his features, emphasizing the delighted sadism that dwelt thereupon. From chin to temple his features were exposed to the world, though shadowed by some impossible trick of the light.


His armour was sharp, yet bore the same alien aspect of all ancient newtopian technology. Segmented like a beetle’s carapace and black as midnight the armour made her brother's body seem alien and lithe, and the claws in which his digits ended made them appear inhuman in proportion with the rest of his body.


From his chest shone a glowing orange eye, ringed with an array of small instances of the same item. They glared out at the world, evaluating its worth, assessing its weaknesses. Across his shoulders was draped the fur of some great beast, dark grey with a fuzzy main of brilliant white, its eyes, three in total, sat as empty black sockets. Whatever life had once resided within was long gone. Beneath this was a cloak of thick black fabric, flowing out behind him to complete his dread image.


A toad, braver than most, lunged forward. With a hiss, the Dark King drew his blade, red as the dawn, and in the same motion rent the toad where she stood. As it passed through her it ignited her flesh, vaporizing the commando in but a second, and casting her into the wind.


He was ginning now, bloodlust glinting in his eye.


“Come now Sash…” his voice flowed as sickly sweet honey, no longer a parody of her brother’s voice but a frightening recreation of it.


Sasha turned.


He was standing alone, ash billowing about his feet. A brown bycocket tumbled in the wind, ash blowing from its charred brim. Their eyes met, and for the first time in months Sasha was staring into her big brother’s eyes, “How many more must die before you learn to fight your own battles?”


Grime gripped Sasha’s shoulder, “Don’t let him get to you, we have to get you to safety, now!”


“Yes, listen to Grime.” the Dark King took a step closer, “Run away with your tail between your legs. It’s what you do best. Not like your brother, he was brave and smart. Only had one flaw really…” cruel delight danced in the Dark King’s eyes as he drew nearer still, “a sister that left him for dead…”


With a roar, Sasha sprung toward the Dark King, blades striking forth like twin vipers of silver and pink. It was over in an instant.


A black gauntlet smote like a thunderclap, knocking the blonde girl to the sand. As she fell she heard another sound. There was a hiss and sizzle. The smell of charred meat filled the air, stinging Sasha’s nostrils even as blood pooled in them.


Behind her, she could hear Grime bellowing to the remaining heron commandos. One must have joined her in her charge, “No! Stay back! Get away from him!”


“One more interruption and I’ll gut the rest of you.” The Dark King’s voice roared above the sounds of battle above, his words spoken by her brother’s tongue but wrapped in dissonant mechanical echoes. He leaned down and wrapped his gauntleted fingers about Sasha’s face, pulling her up so they were eye to eye. The burning orange light of the Core shone from behind the Dark King’s eyes, utterly overwhelming the piercing blue irises the siblings shared. The light from his eyes and that of the three gems upon his brow lit up Sasha’s face, her blood, sweat, and tears shimmering in the unnatural light. The Dark King smirked, “Quite the loyal crew you’ve got there sis…”


“Stop saying that! Y-you're not Cam… you’ll- you’ll never be-”


“Maybe, but I’m all that’s left of him. Much like those toads are all that’s left from that tower of yours that started us down this path… tell me, what pretty lies did you spin to entrap their loyalty once more? Come now, I’m dying to know what new tricks you've picked up since our last conversation. Gaslighting, guilt-tripping... What was it?”


“I-” tears welled up in Sasha's eyes once more, “I’m not that person anymore!”


The Dark King’s features twisted into a demented grin, “Maybe you’re right… that person would have put up more of a fight!” with a grunt he brought his fist across her face, sending a splattering of blood across the sand.


This time Sasha was only dimly aware of Grime’s panicked voice behind her, “Sasha!”


“Truth be told, I’m not here for you Sash. Never was. You’re an amusing plaything but I’ve work to do, species to exterminate, and to do that I need my power source back. So…” he grabbed her wrist and twisted, causing Sasha to scream in pain as it bent back far further than it ever should have, “Good, clear those little lungs of yours out, Sash. Make sure Boonchuy can hear them.”


A cruel glint flickered in his eye, a vile facsimile of an artist receiving a flash of inspiration. The face that had once belonged to Sasha’s big brother bared its teeth in dark mirth, “You know, I just remembered something… back at Wartwood, I told you I’d help you see from a new perspective…” Reaching up, he placed his left hand along the side of Sasha’s face, thumb hovering just above her eye socket, “...and I do so hate to leave a task incomplete…”


With a vicious mechanical snap, his thumb thrust down.


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T - 04:13:01.634
467 People have died

Notes:

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Chapter 61: Midnight Part 1

Summary:

With Sasha in the Dark King's clutches Anne rushes to save her friend while Marcy does everything in her power to save the Rebel's new fleet as the Neo-Imperial armada closes in.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

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T - 04:13:02.009


467 People have died


“Sasha!”


Anne sat bolt upright, the deep slumber in whose embrace she’d been languishing shattering as a window struck by lightning. Brown eyes open wide, she took in her surroundings. The barracks of the battleship were a barren and unadorned space, spartan and utilitarian. Still wet in places from the leftover seawater, they were composed of stacks of sheet metal bed frames which ran in rows down the length of the room, which itself curved to follow the rounded ship's hull.


Though this meant she could not see all the way to the end of the room, just from the stillness of the air Anne could tell she was alone here.


Pushing aside the roughspun blanket that had been draped over her while she slept, the young girl leapt down onto the deck below her bunk, the echo of the impact ringing throughout the barracks. Without pause she took off at a sprint, darting around corners and racing down corridors with dogged determination as she made a beeline for the Corebreaker’s bridge.


She could feel it in her heart.


Something terrible was happening.


“I’ll kill him! I’ll rip his fucking circuits out and feed them into his… his… I’ll fucking kill him!”


Valerianna flinched as Andrew slammed his fist into the log cabin’s wall. The impact was followed by the distinct sound of wood splitting and splintering, but so too the sickening snap of bones and tendons reaching their limit.


Despite the frayed state of his knuckles, Andrew Waybright clenched his fist together, summoning forth the night spear from its dimensional pocket, “I’m going to rend his atom from the face of this universe!”


The ancient newt held her breath as the unstable young man took a step toward the shimmering portal. Beyond its horizon, clear as day, the Dark King held Sasha Waybright in a vice-like grip.


The poor girl was screaming and writhing in pain. The angle of the vision obscured the worst of the damage done to her face by the cruel monarch. A small blessing Valerianna welcomed, even if Sasha’s cries and tears left little to the imagination.


Andrew paused before the portal, spear clenched in both hands, any pain or mental unrest on his part forgotten in the face of his sister’s suffering. Valerianna watched his face, watched as it twisted from rage, into grief, and then into frustration. He whirled around, spear aimed back at the Guardian, which still sat as an early computer upon the cabin’s central table, “no more cryptic bullshit, how do I save her?”


The computer hummed and hissed, “I have maneuvered every piece into position, all you need to do is see the opportunity when it presents itself.”


“Opportunity?” Andrew slammed the spear against the wooden floorboards, the necrotic field of the weapon rotting the planks at a touch, “I can’t do anything out there! Not so long as he-” he pointed to the Dark King, “not so long as he’s there! What could I possibly do!” When the computer didn’t stir immediately, Andrew stepped closer, bringing the point to bear with the screen, “he’s going to kill her!”


“Have you considered what powers you have at your command?” the computers beeped, lights blinking as the divine being scrawled its words across the screen, “consider your tool kit and have faith that I did not create you to watch your sister die.


Andrew’s eyes hardened, but he withdrew the spear point, “have faith…” he snarled and turned back to the portal, “I stopped having faith about the same time I heard my baby sister’s bones snap…”


He stood in front of the portal, eyes locked upon Sasha’s face as blood and tears streamed down her cheeks, “powers…”


Valerianna pursed her lips, “Nothing too flashy if the Dark King learns of our presence…”


Andrew flicked his hand at her, “Yeah yeah, I know. The cat’s plan gets shot to hell and we all probably take a plasma bath when he opens a portal to here from the center of the sun or something equally destructive…” he grimaced, “okay… I can bend dimensions… Maybe I could open a portal? But then what? I can’t walk through it…” he glanced at Valerianna.


The ghostly newt made an x with her hand and tail, “Nope! Been there, done that. One banishment was more than enough for me, I don’t think I’d be able to ever reconstitute if it happened again so soon.”


Andrew pulled his hand down his face, “so Sasha has to walk through it…” he glanced up at the writhing body of his sister before casting his gaze to the side, unable to watch, “I don’t see that happening.”


“Patience my young friend.” the Guardian beeped once more, “all things come to those who wait…”


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T - 04:11:41.156


467 People have died


The whole ship shook suddenly as Anne approached the doorway to the bridge, followed almost instantly by the distinctive crackling boom of a weapon blast striking energy shields. The hallway pitched to the side and Anne felt her stomach begin to flip. Had she been at all familiar with the function of the vessel Anne would have recognized the uniquely disorientating sensation of an artificial gravity glitch. Intended to keep the crew in a terrestrial frame of reference while in orbit or deep space, the system had been inadvertently kicked into life for a brief instance as terajoules of energy flowed through the seawater-fraught circuits of the Corebreaker.


All Anne knew, of course, was that the wall had become the floor, then the ceiling, and now, at last, was back to being a wall. Marcy had probably mentioned the possibility of this occurring a while back but much like most of the technobabble her friend spewed it went into one of Anne’s ears and cleaned out the other.
Steadying herself gingerly Anne took the last few steps to the bridge with her hand firmly lodged against the wall in case of further turbulence.


The bridge was a scene of total chaos. Frogs, toads, and newts ran helter-skelter about the place, smothering fires and frantically mashing on the starship’s controls. The fires appeared to be electrical in nature and as a console to her right exploded in a shower of white sparks Anne was left with little doubt as to their origin. Rushing over Anne grabbed the frog that had been tending to the control board under his arms and hoisted him clear of the sparking console. He was a younger member of Gardenton’s community, sporting a pair of white overalls and with pale green skin. There was a gash on his face where a chunk of metal had struck him but was otherwise unharmed.


A medic, a newt with an overstuffed satchel of bandages and ointments, pushed Anne aside and began tending to the frog. She looked up at Anne and nodded, “I’ve got him, thanks for pulling him free.”


Anne nodded dumbly, she’d been in battle before but casualties were still a fresh concept to the young girl, as was the sight of blood.


“Brace for impact!”


The shout brought Anne back to reality with a start, just in time to steady herself against a nearby railing as the whole vessel rocked like a car striking a particularly deep pothole. She turned, recognizing the voice that had shouted the warning.


Marcy sat at the center of everything, sparks showering around her and rolling off the modified black bodysuit and the cables that ran from it into the command throne upon which she sat. Her eyes were wide open but vacant, staring past everything in front of her and moving rapidly from side to side.


“Marcy!” Anne slowly loped across the bridge to her friend’s side, stumbling as more impacts shook the vessel, “Marcy, what’s happening!?”


Marcy blinked as if clearing sleep from her eyes. She turned to Anne, face pale and stern, “he found us…”


Anne didn’t need to ask who her friend was talking about, the terror in her eyes was enough. She bowed her head to shield her face as another console detonated, showering the pair with sparks. Danger passed, she turned back to Marcy, “What’s the plan?”


The black-haired girl didn’t seem to hear her, lip trembling she stared into Anne’s eyes, “he’s got Sasha… Sasha’s down there, along with Grime, Beatrix, Tritonio, and a dozen others!”


Anne didn’t think her stomach could sink further, but somehow the impossible had happened. Pulling free of Marcy she took off at a sprint for the nearest airlock, grabbing a sword for an injured rebel.


Marcy watched her go, tears glistening on her cheeks as the ship’s visual sensors captured the gruesome scene outside. Wiping them and her running nose aside, Marcy swivelled her chair around to face the front of the bridge, “All ships, attack pattern Marcy-1! We’re going to cover for Anne as long as we can-”


“Bzzzzt -ear me? I r-peat -his is Lieut-nt Inci-us! Bzzzzzt -oonchuy- Bzzt.”


Marcy glanced over to Polly who was managing the sensor relay, “Where’s that coming from?”


The tadpole’s hands moved rapidly across her console, along with her feet as she lacked the reach to cover it from end to end. Adjusting dials and switches she looked up and shrugged, “No clue I can’t get a lock, it’s bouncing every which way. Wherever it’s coming from its extremely well encrypted, neo-imperial high command level of encryption…”


Marcy grimaced, “That didn’t sound like Cameron’s voice, so it’s not the Dark King calling to gloat… see if you can improve the signal.”


The ship shook again. As Polly plugged away at her console Marcy dived back into the battlescape, watching grimly as the Corebreaker traded broadsides with a full quarter of the neo-imperial navy, her massive girth making it very difficult for her escort ships to shield her.


Still, she was far from powerless. With a quick twitch of her eye, Marcy identified a neo-imperial vessel that had slipped out of formation. One of the pointy Waterdog class of cruisers the Dark King had introduced to the fleet. Formidable thought it was, without the tight-knit rotation of ships to allow her to regenerate her shields and vent the resulting heat build-up, even her advanced power supply could not last forever under relentless bombardment.


As one the rebel fleet turned, guns coming to bear upon the straggler. It was over in an instant as a wall of red plasma enveloped the vessel, melting its hull and cooking the frobot crew inside. Without engine power she fell like a stone, crashing into the ocean below with a thunderous boom.


The victory was fleeting, and the enemy would not make the same mistake again. Though she was new to starship combat Marcy had picked up on one crucial truth, the tempo of battle was variable and unforgiving.


It was easy to be lulled into the monotony at first as shield and energy blasts clashed, the ships sponging up the damage and strain on their reactors before retreating to the rear of their fleet to recover and recharge while fresh reserves moved in to take the brunt. It was a war of attrition, a balancing act that each admiral had to hold onto longer than their opponent because when that balance fell apart, things were anything but monotonous.


“Got it!”


Marcy snapped back to her own frame of reference, leaving the fleet on standing orders to hold off the encroaching enemy fleets. Twisting her chair around, she turned to Polly, “Play it!”


Corse and heavy with interference, the voice nonetheless rang out about the bridge clearly, “-repeat, this is Lieutenant Incillius of East Tower! I have a vital message for Rebel High Command! Do not let Anne Boonchuy face the Dark King! It’s a trap! He’s there for her, not the fleet! I repeat this is Lieutenant Incillius…”


Marcy’s head snapped to Sprig, who was standing over by the security console, “Please tell me she hasn’t…”


Sprig, blood drained from his face, shook his head, “I- I just opened the airlock for her… she’s gone.”


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T - 04:11:02.143


467 People have died


Wind kicked up the sand about the Dark King, catching his cloak and causing it to snap against itself with a whip-like crack. The air had become hot and stale, cooked by the weapons discharges of the opposing fleets high above, effectively turning the whole eastern seaboard into a convection oven as a truly dizzying amount of firepower was exchanged.


Extracting his thumb from his victim’s face, the Dark King examined his handiwork. Satisfied, he glanced upward, “Anne’s sure taking her sweet time, isn’t she? Oh well… I suppose it leaves us to have some sibling bonding time… how does that sound, Sash?”


Sasha had stopped screaming, shock having finally set in from the pain. The Dark King adjusted his grip on her, wrapping his long black digits about her neck, the clawed points biting into her pale flesh and drawing blood. He grinned wolfishly at her, “Yes see now don’t you? The futility of it all? The wasted effort, blood, sweat, and tears?” he lifted her into the air, her limbs dangling weakly at her sides, “You’ve accepted it… haven’t you? That you never stood a chance. Then again, how could you? You’re a child, playing soldier, whereas I have ruled over this world for millennia.” The Dark King’s lips curled into a satisfied smirk, “I have ended species, I have ended gods. What did you think a cheerleader, a chess nerd, and a tennis player could do to stand against that? Honestly, it’s a miracle you made it this far…”


Sasha took in a slow gurgling breath, tears streaming down from her remaining eye.


The Dark King’s voice grew mellow, losing the metallic echo and the chorus of voices, all that remained was her big brother’s voice, Cameron’s voice. He cooed to her, running his hand through her hair as a man might pet a drowsy dog, “Just accept the fall, Sash… no more pain, no more fear… embrace it… let it comfort you…”
Sasha took in one more shuddering breath, eyes gazing skyward as her head leant back. Above her, in the sky, the dazzling light of energy weapons burst like fireworks, catching her blue eye as she stared up into them. She heard no sound but for the rolling crests of the waves. She could hear two children laughing, a boy and a girl splashing about in the shallows.


I could give up…


A blast of cold air shot past her, thrown up by the sea.


No, that’s stupid.


Gradually, painfully, Sasha brought her head forward, meeting the Dark King’s gaze with a defiant snarl. Wrapping her remaining good hand around his forearm, she ground her teeth, “Never…”


The Dark King cocked his head to the side, “Impressive, but I sense you’re at your breaking point… his gaze turned to the gaggle of toads huddling nearby, “maybe you need… just a little push.”


Sasha’s entire body was burning with agony but she brushed the sensation aside and bellowed at the top of her lungs, “Grime! Get out of here! He won’t kill me, just go!”


The Dark King’s eyes twinkled as he cast them over the beleaguered toads, cackling as he did so, “Oho ho! That’s not entirely true. I just need to check off some boxes first…”


Grime, battered and bruised from his combat with the dark prince, leaned heavily on his hammer, “I’m not going anywhere, General… not in a million years.”


Sasha blinked back tears as the Dark King began advancing towards Grime and the remaining heron commandos, “You stupid… pig-headed… idiot… I gave you an order, go! Please!”


“I’m not leaving you here with this animal.” Grime gripped his hammer with both hands, snarling through bloody teeth, “And you’re not giving up, no matter what happens. Understood?”


“Grime I-”


The toad growled, “That is an order lieutenant!”


The Dark King glanced wryly between the two, observing the exchange with cruel amusement, “adorable, but I wouldn’t have brought up the lieutenant thing in front of me, Grimothy. You’re bringing out the Cameron in me and you and I both know how much he hated you drafting Sash here into your little army…” he paused, freezing mid-step. His nostrils flared, catching the copper tang that now drifted through the air, “ah…” he turned, feud with Grime forgotten, as he turned his gaze skyward, “here comes a new challenger…”


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T - 04:09:16.812


467 People have died


Anne struck the sand like a thunderbolt, blue energy sending a shockwave of power out across the beach as she landed. The Dark King watched impassively, cloak fluttering in the gale as he kept his left hand locked tightly about Sasha’s neck. Grime and the commandos drug their feet into the sand, holding onto each other for stability.


As the dust settled, the Dark King’s face split into a wide grin, “you took your sweet time Boonchuy, don’t you care what I do to your friends?” he lifted Sasha up, glanced at her then back to Anne, “though honestly, I kinda get it. Sash here put you through the ringer for years…” his grin grew wider, demented and cruel, “some small part of you must feel a bit of catharsis seeing her like this, don’t deny it.”


Blue light shone from the dust cloud, then with a snap it burst, thrown back as another shockwave cut the air. Though her foot only landed upon the soft sand bank of the crater she’d made by way of her landing, a low boom echoed across the beach as Anne Boonchuy took one forceful step toward the wretched monarch.


Blue fire rolled off her in sheets, brighter than Sasha had seen since her friend’s powers had first manifested in King Andrias’ hall all those months ago. Despite her predicament, Sasha cracked a weak smile, blushing somewhat underneath the blood and grime that coated her face. She had long since abandoned her rivalry with Sprig over Anne’s friendship, but it struck a chord in her heat knowing that the little rascal hadn’t entirely replaced her relationship with Anne.


The air cracked and sparked, distorted and warped under the pressure of Anne’s power. It seemed to focus about her like a spotlight, directed toward a single object of ire. The hair on the back of the Dark King’s neck rose, though Sasha could not tell if this was due to apprehension or static electricity as she felt her own locks shift under Anne’s gaze.


Anne’s eyes flicked to the blonde girl, passing over her injuries before snapping back to meet the Dark King’s hateful orange glare. She was shaking, fists trembling. The flesh about her knuckles grew pale as the blood was squeezed clean of them. Anne took another step forward, “Let her go.”


The Dark King’s shoulders drooped, and he blinked, seemingly taken aback or disquieted by his foe’s proclamation. With a hiss, his blade vanished, and he brought the hilt up towards his face. He rapped it against his forehead and tutted, “damn it. Hold that thought please, Anne.”


With a crack, the world behind him split into an iridescent pool of light. Hot air flushed over the sand, causing Sasha to yelp in pain as it scorched her skin. The Dark King smirked at Anne before turning and striding into the portal, “Walk with me…”


As she was pulled into the portal Sasha felt the world pitch and flex around her. Having been a year since her first and only portal journey date she was quite unprepared for the sensation of non-euclidean travel. It was just as disorientating as she remembered it being.


Head spinning, Sasha fought to regain her senses as the world swam before her eyes. Slowly things began to resolve. Sky, sea, ship… lots of ships…


As her hearing returned and the dim of battle broke through the roar of blood in her ears, Sasha finally oriented herself. They were on the hull of a ship, one of the great black vessels of the Dark King’s fleet, trading shots with the rebel’s new star fleet above the eastern seaboard.


With a yank, she was lifted aloft, feet dangling over the vessel's edge as the Dark King supported her entire body easily with one hand. He was ginning again, somehow even wider than before, “Now… Anne, where were we? Ah yes, you wanted me to let her go?” there was a delicious cruelty to his tone, which had transitioned back into the eerie digital chorus of voices that played in tune with Cameron’s own.


“I-If you hurt her I’ll… I’ll break every bone in that stolen body of yours!” Anne was hovering mid-air a little bit away. In her stupor, Sasha had not noticed if she’d travelled through the portal along with them or if she’d simply flown up into the air and met them there. Even against the wondrous blue sky, Anne stood out brighter, a blue sun burning in the midst of the battle. Her light bathed the whole ship Sasha and the Dark King were standing on, though it seemingly could not pierce the gloom that shrouded Cameron’s face in perpetual shadow.


The Dark King’s eyes snapped to Sasha, locking with hers, “Now… that’s a threat Sash.” his eyes crinkled in merriment as she’d seen Cameron do a thousand times before, though now devoid of warmth and heart, “of course, unlike you she can talk the talk and walk the walk.”


“What’s your game?!” Anne thrust her sword point towards the Dark King, holding it steady as she glared at him along it.


The Dark King turned his attention back to her and peeled his pinky finger off of Sasha’s neck, still dangling her over the side of the ship. Sasha glanced down, it was a long drop, almost a mile down to the ground onto a particularly rocky piece of surf. She pushed the thought of dropping onto the rocks from her mind, gripping the Dark King’s arm tighter with her uninjured hand.


Seeing Anne flinch, the Dark King snickered, “I’m here for what’s mine.” he unravelled another finger, “and to have a little fun along the way…”


Anne took a deep breath, chin quivering, “I’m warning you…”


“Come my dear.” the Dark King released yet another digit from Sasha’s neck, “We’ve been here before, haven’t we? Aren’t you curious what kind of power you’ll pull out if I drop her like Andrias did that wretched frog friend of yours?” he looked down, “there are some differences I’ll grant you. There’s no Cameron flying to Sprig’s rescue on Joe Sparrow this time, just a straight drop down onto sharp rocks…”


“D-don’t you dare!”


With the release of another finger only the Dark King’s index finger and thumb, clamped tightly about Sasha’s neck, held her aloft. Sasha’s breathing came in rapid gasps, and her heart beat like a drum, sounding in her ears such was its intensity.


Anne’s eyes were wide but she held her ground, clearly watching for an opening, or for the Dark King to release his host’s sister, aiming to catch her as she fell. The Dark King grinned, “do you think you’re fast enough? You don’t want to be too fast of course, or you might break whatever bones I haven't gotten to.”


The distress on Anne’s face was clear but she met his gaze, glaring into Cameron’s twisted eyes, “Last chance. Put her down or I swear I’ll make you pay!”


“Not likely, but I agree this is getting a little drawn out…” The Dark King glanced back at Sasha and smiled, almost warmly, “Catch you later Sash.” He released his grip.


Sasha let out a scream as his arm jerked violently, shaking her grip on it loose. Then she was in freefall. The air rushed past her face, blowing her hair, armour, and clothes all about as she tumbled through the sky. The sea and sky passed her eyes in rapid succession, the former growing ever closer as she hurtled towards it and the rocks beneath.


Then something new caught her eye, a blue flash, streaking towards her from the sky. Anne shot towards her, hand extended as she fought for greater and greater speed. Sasha couldn’t stop herself from spinning, and wildly she reached her own arm out, desperately trying to reach her friend’s hand.


She was getting closer.


Closer.


She was so close she could see Anne’s eyes now. Bluer even than her own, focused and determined.


Then she saw him.


Like a monster reaching out from a dark closet, he slipped halfway from the portal, black gauntlet reaching for Anne, face twisted with cruel delight. The pink gem on his brow sparked, and the same light danced in his eyes, illuminating the face that had once been her brother’s.


He seized Anne by the collar of her armour, drawing her back like a jockey might a racehorse.


Sasha heard Anne’s scream of despair, the Dark King’s bellow of triumph, and then they were gone. Specks fading away above her, vanishing into the portal from whence the Dark King had come.


The rocks were close now, she could hear the surf smashing against them.


There was no way out.


No way to escape this.


No way to escape the fall.


She was moments from impact, meters from the end.


She closed her eyes, letting the darkness envelop her. It was disorientating at first, everything seemed to pitch and flex, it was nauseating but strangely familiar.


The dark wrapped around her, taking her in like a hug. With it went the sound of the waves and the smell of the sea.


Sasha lay there, wrapped in the darkness. There was no point holding on now so she let it all go, let the pain go, let the stress go. Above her a series of stars spun, beautiful and dazzling.


Exhaustion took her, spurred on by her worn and weary body. She needed to rest.


As Sasha Waybright drifted off into unconsciousness she felt a hand caress her cheek and lips press against her forehead.


“It’s okay… you’re okay Sash… you’re safe… I’ve got you…”


Anne raced to the side of the ship, tears staining her cheeks as she screamed down to the sea below, “SASHA!”


The Dark King threw his head back and cackled, “Okay I’ve got two jokes prepared for this part tell me what you think. First one goes: Sasha’s gotta stop making a habit of falling off high places. Especially if you’re the one trying to catch her. You’re O for two now Boonchuy.” Walking over beside her he gazed down at the shore below, “some good news, there’s now absolutely no way for you to screw up a third time. That’s gotta make you feel better…”


He glanced over at Anne, “Now my second joke requires a little bit of participation on your end.” he spread his arms out apologetically, “I know, I know, cheap stand-up routine to get the audience to tell your jokes but I think you’ll get a kick out of this one-”


The sonic boom that erupted from Anne’s fist as it shot towards the Dark King’s face kicked his cloak back and blew about the few blonde locks that crept out from beneath his helmet, long before the fist itself collided with his jaw.


Like a black comet, the Dark King shot out into the air. There was a hiss and a click as the thrusters in his boots kicked on, slowing and controlling his trajectory so that he landed on a nearby ship with a solid metallic clang. Lifting his head he grinned, the green gem sparked, casting its glint into his glowing orange eyes.


With enhanced agility, the Dark King shot to the side as Anne’s blade descended upon him, biting into the ship’s hull with furious energy. Drawing his own blade, the Dark King deflected Anne’s follow-up attack, the blue energy flooding about her sword clashing with the blood-red light of his laser sword. He was laughing now, “Good! Good! Perfect set up.” the pink gem sparked, “Now, say the line Boonchuy.” With a roar, he drove Anne’s sword point into the hull of the ship they were standing on once more and with his free hand delivered a cataclysmic backhand across her face, “Tell me to give her back!


The energy coursing through the two blades leapt through the ship, reaching its reactor. As Anne recovered from the surprising strength behind the Dark King’s blow the ship detonated. She was thrown back, engulfed in a bath of cooking-off plasma batteries and putrid reactor byproducts. The Dark King’s shields glinted in the radioactive fallout, sparking against the radiation as he leapt through the air, landing atop another nearby vessel.


As Anne regained her senses she could hear his laughter ring out above the din of battle, “I won’t. But I think there’s something to be said for nostalgia…”


Locking on to the position of his voice, Anne charged. He was waiting for her, ducking under her flying blow and snatching her by the heel. Anne was hurled bodily into another ship. This wasn’t working, she needed a new strategy or else...

 

Or else more of the people she loved were going to die.


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468 People have died



> …Update Log…
> …Person of Interest: GEN_SASHA_ELIZABETH_WAYBRIGHT…
> …status: ALIVE…
> …status: DECEASED…
> …One down…
/ I HATE YOU
> …Two to go… / I'LL KILL YOU
> …Hail to the Dark King… / I'll FUCKING KILL YOU

Notes:

I hope these two part chapters aren't annoying.

Also, Happy New Year everyone.

Chapter 62: The Last Hours of a Normal World

Summary:

The pieces move into place as an unwitting Earth stands on the eve of invasion.

Notes:

Hey friend listen, I know the world is scary right now but...

 

It's gonna get way worse.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

<<05/13/2020 - 10:22am EST>>

<<Atlanta, Georgia, USA>>

<<Center for Disease Control Emergency Operations Center>>

Thomas William gave a sharp cough, it echoed about the silent elevator, stifled only slightly by the mask over his face, “Ah… shit, sorry.” Quickly clearing his throat he smiled at the startled undersecretaries sheepishly, “It’s just a dry throat, I swear.”


Whether his staff bought his explanation or not Thomas couldn’t tell as the masks covering their features made social cues from the reserved administrators of the Department of Health and Human Services all the more difficult to pick up.


Not that he blamed them. Exhausted didn’t even begin to cover the state of the people of the department. It had started off as a kind of morbid fascination, as they watched a scenario not unlike that of a car crash unfolding before their eyes in slow motion. The warning signs, the cut funding, the predictions by experts that now rung like some kind of prophecy, that alone would have been enough to spell disaster, but of course, there was more…


Politics… Stupid, stupid, politics… Always plumbing depths a rational human would discredit as fiction.


Blame was flying thick and fast in Washington and the President’s ire had been turned upon his department.


Fired.


The word had come in a steady stream, with layoffs of upper management by the dozen. Politicians were always quick to shift the blame (though to be fair that quality could be said to crop up in abundance no matter what cross-section of humanity you sampled), but the current orange big whig had put on a truly dizzying display. Three secretaries, in two months. Four deputy secretaries in just as short a time.


The next set would probably arrive in a week or so, but in pandemic time that was a century. So, it was up to him, ‘the Honorable’ Thomas William, Acting United States Secretary of Health and Human Services. A medical student turned administrator, now one of the most important people in the country, and potentially the world depending on how much stock one puts in the myth of Americana. All while it was going to hell.


“No… we’ll get through this…”


“Did you say something, Tom?”


Thomas glanced over to his left. Sofia Acevedo, the department’s - no, his Chief of Staff. She was a short but officious-looking woman, about five years his senior, probably in her early forties. Her chestnut skin and brown eyes marked her as an indigenous Puerto Rican, her family having immigrated to the US mainland some two generations previous.


By all rights, she should have been the one in charge today, but while she shared Thomas’ brown hair and eyes there was a noted disparity between her complexion and his pale English heritage. That or her lack of a Y chromosome. It was somewhat amusing actually, trying to determine what variety of prejudice had seen her passed up for his position.


He shook his head, “Naw, just... Thinking...”


She snorted, raising her eyebrows as she fixed him with a bemused look, “Not surprising, there’s a lot to think about right now.” The elevator doors slid open but when Thomas made no motion to step out the undersecretaries exchanged uneasy glances. Sofia waved her hand, “Go ahead, we’ll catch up.” When they were alone she turned back to the acting secretary, “What’s the matter with you? I know you didn’t want the job but why are you making it everyone else’s problem?”


“I’m not-” Thomas scowled, “I just- give me like… thirty seconds. Thirty fucking seconds to process this shit.” He brought his hand up to his forehead, his palm making a hollow smack as it impacted. He brought the hands down over his eyes, cracking his fingers open so he could see out, “It’s been non-stop. Twelve hours, starting at 10 pm last night when I got the call telling me I’ve got to manage the entire nation’s COVID response, until now. No sleep, no solid food. Just coffee, reports and travel!” turning he punched the side of the elevator, “I don’t care how many people die in the next thirty seconds because I’m late for a meeting where I’ll get to hear more fucking bad news, because If I don’t take a goddamn second for myself right now I think I’m going to join them!” He stood there, panting, heart rate slowly coming down as he recovered from his outburst.


Cooly, Sofia glanced down at her watch, “The meeting’s not to start until 10:30. Let’s take five.”


They stood in silence, only broken by the hum of the elevator. At last, Sofia chirped up, “So… wanna talk about the weather?”


“Not really, makes me think about the wildfires on the West Coast, which in turn makes me think about California which makes me think about Kobe and his kid. No weather please.”


“Well we’re in an elevator, it's either that or politics.”


“Fuck…”


Sophia chuckled, “Here, let me pitch you an easy one. Favourite president, go.”


Thomas glared at her, “Are you trying to get me fired?”


“No one’s favourite president came in the last fifty years. In political time that’s ancient history.”


“Fine…” Thomas scratched the back of his head, “Teddy.”


“A conventional choice. Any particular reason?” she said, nodding as she did so.


“Now I’m sure you’re trying to get me fired.”


Though her mouth was hidden by her mask the mischievous twinkle in her eye gave away the smirk on Sofia’s face, “Oh, so you’re a progressive? A ‘Bull Moose’ man?” she said, winking at him.


“For both our sake let's say I’m a fan of his national park policies and leave it at that.”


“Fine, fine… I guess while we’re on the subject, how does it feel to be in the presidential line of succession?”


“Like I’m not being paid enough for all the bullshit attached,” Thomas said. He massaged his temples, “Oh god I am, aren’t I? What am I, thirteenth?”


“Twelfth. And who knows, what little studies we have to suggest the virus mows old people down like a scythe… remind me what the average age in the senate is again?”


“One, that’s a disgusting sentiment.” Thomas counted up on his fingers as he spoke, “Two, if things have gotten to that point I doubt there’d be much of a country left for me to be president of. And three, you could pump any and all of those bitches and bastards full of whatever virus or venom you like and they’d still keep puttering along out of spite. That and the medical treatments their billionaire friends would ‘generously’ pay for, with supposedly no strings attached of course.”


“Now who's trying to get who fired?”


Thomas groaned, “You’re not taking minutes of this are you?”


“Fuck no,” Sofia winked, “but just remember, when you’re picking your VP, make sure it's someone discreet. Hmm?”


Thomas rolled his eyes, voice deadpan, “Ha, ha. Alright, I’m done, let’s get to that meeting. Who’s going to be there again?”


“Well, the principal members are Admiral Racheal Brown of the Public Health Service, General Richard Grant of the National Guard, General Milton Armitage of the army, and Governor Emma Barnes.”


“Great… that won’t be intimidating at all.” As he stepped out into the hallway Thomas muttered under his breath, “I swear this year couldn’t get any worse…”


<<05/13/2020 - 10:27am EST>>

<<Edwards Air Force Base, California, USA>>

“Speedy! Hey, Speedy! Wake the fuck up!”


With a painful groan Jane Washington opened her eyes, “...wha?”


“You slept in, you dumb bitch. Come on, get up!”


“The fuck did you just call me?” Now Jane was wide awake, sitting up in her bed as she moved to close the distance between her and the offending subject.


Her roommate, Erin Waters, danced back out of her reach. The two had only known one another for a few short months, lumped together as roommates thanks to their last names. An Air Force lieutenant in her late twenties like Jane, Erin was as Irish as could be with short fiery red hair and emerald green eyes. Unlike Jane, however, she was dressed and wearing her flight suit marked with the 461st Test Squadron’s badge. The redhead grinned at her, “A dumb bitch! A bitch so dumb she set her alarm for six pm instead of six am.”


“No way I… Ah… fuck.” Jane glanced over to her phone sitting on her bedside table where the time read clear as day.


7:27 am


Erin smirked, “apology: not accepted. Now get your ass up, I’m not getting chewed out by Colonel Carter because of you, Speedy. Still not living up to that by the way.”


The African American girl slid out of bed, throwing the sheets at Erin as she did so, “Not all of us get literal callsigns, Carrot!”


Side-stepping the sheets, Erin threw up a middle finger at Jane before slipping out the door and closing it behind her, just in time to block Jane’s pillow as it sailed through the air.


Her roommate was gone, Jane scrambled around the room, clothes flying every which way as she got dressed. Emily was right about one thing, Colonel Carter was going to chew her ass over this.


The colonel was a tough, but usually fair, taskmaster. Of late, however, something had changed. It was as if he was spooked, expecting the sky to fall on his head at any moment. Gossip around the base had it that some kind of crisis was brewing, though Jane had assumed it referred to the developing pandemic.


Still, if some rumours were to be believed, the armed force had just been raised to DEFCON 2 and that men in black were shuttling in and out of Area 51 on an hourly basis.


Jane wasn’t sure she believed all that, but what she did know was that the squadron’s test flights had grown longer and were travelling further afield. Today, they were taking their F-35s in a looping pattern that took them around LA and San Diego.


Officially, this was part of a stress test program, to assess the performance of the new stealth fighters under the strain of extended mission durations. What had not been officially explained was why the jets had to be fully combat-loaded for these tests.


Jane sighed, mumbling to herself as she sipped up her flight suit. It was one of her Dad’s favourite quotes that he’d repeat ad nauseum whenever the subject of his service in the Marine Corps came up.
“Ours is not to reason why…”


<<05/13/2020 - 10:31am EST>>

<<Los Angeles, California, USA>>

<<Helicopter Enroute to LA AFB>>

“Hey, Major!”


Major Ben Hampton of the Joint Special Operations Command looked up, out the helicopter’s window to his left the vistas of Los Angeles slid past, the rooftops glistening in the early morning sun, “something the matter Mendez?”


The Hispanic sergeant threw his hands out to the side in a distressed gesture, “Yeah, I don’t speak European!”


Ben scrunched his face up, “what?”


“Well, we’re hooking up with all these other NATO guys right?”


“Correct.”


“And most of them are euros right?”


Ben shrugged, “French, germans, poles, so only three out of the eight. I guess four if you count the Brits.”


“Well, that’s a problem then, right? How am I supposed to communicate if they’re all speaking Euro.” Ben stared incredulously at the sergeant as he continued, “I mean, how do I know they’ve got my back if I can’t understand the fuckers?”


“Mendez.” Ben broke into a chuckle, “you speak Spanish.”


“Yeah. What’s your point?”


“Where do you think they speak Spanish?”


Mendez scowled as if taken aback by the question, “Mexico.”


Ben stared at the delta force operator incredulously, “is someone paying you to be a dumb motherfucker, Mendez?”


Mendez smiled, “Naw I do that shit for free!”


Cracking a smile of his own, Ben shook his head, “Well, lucky for you, these ‘euros’ all speak English, but if it's really an issue I’ll make sure to tag you with one of the canucks, brits, or Aussies.”


“Aw, not one of those Steve Irwin sons of bitches.”


“Quit your bitching, that’s an order.”


Another voice piped up from the other end of the helicopter, “You gonna tell us what this is all about Major?” It was Sarah, the Squadron’s combat medic, “I mean, why is Command forming a NATO joint task force in the middle of LA?”


“That’s classified. All of us, and that includes me, are on a need-to-know basis. All you need to know right now is that we’re linking up with seven special reconnaissance teams for a training exercise at LA AFB.”


“What’s the classification level?”


Ben was silent for a moment, “Cosmic Top Secret.” This announcement was followed by a rumbling murmur from the operators. Ben scowled, “Shut it! No more questions, we’re dropping at LA AFB in five. I want everyone fully combat-loaded from the moment we land until the moment I give the order to stand down. Keep track of your ammo, your weapons, and your kit. Chances to resupply might be few and far between.”


“Are… are we landing in hostile territory sir?”


“I said no more questions… just… keep your wits about you.”


 <<05/13/2020 - 10:33am EST>>

<<Los Angeles, California, USA>>

<<FBI Covert Compound [Location Redacted]>>

Mrs. Boonchuy felt her husband’s hand tighten about hers as a group of FBI agents marched past, their movements almost robotic as they carried on without a hint of acknowledgement to the two civilians. Jenny, Mr. X’s dutiful but reserved assistant, led the pair through the corridors of the facility. The FBI’s compound ran deep underground, a veritable fortress in the heart of LA. As they passed through Mrs. Boonchuy caught glimpses through the cracks of open doors.


Firing ranges for exotic energy weapons. Walls covered in pictures of missing agents and gruesome crime scenes, connected by lines of thread in intricate webs. Above all, however, she saw agents arming themselves, passing out weapons and body armour. There was a definite tension in the air as if everyone in the building were holding their breath. Or at least, about half of everyone.


Mrs. Boonchuy noted there were two markedly different attitudes on display. Some, like the group that had passed earlier, were cold and distant, going about their duties with an indifferent scowl on their faces, their eyes hidden behind their dark sunglasses. Others were quite clearly agitated, fumbling with their gear, beads of sweat running down their brows and exchanging nervous smiles.


Everyone had their own way of handling stress, she supposed.


Jenny came to a halt before an office door, two agents stood outside. They glanced down at Jenny. One, a tall African American built like a brick house spoke, “Need something, agent?”


Jenny nodded, indicating the door with her thumb.


“Of course, she’s all yours.” Standing aside the mountain-sized man pushed the door open, “Hey kid. Mr. X wants to see you.”


“O-okay, coming!”


There was a rattling sound from within the room and then a blue-haired and freckled head poked through, “Oh, h-hey uh… Anne’s Mom and Anne’s Dad… uh… sorry I don’t think I got your names…”


Anne’s mom smiled, endeared by the teenage girl’s awkward bumbling mannerisms, “Mr. and Mrs. Boonchuy is fine dear. Or Mr. and Mrs. B if that’s too long.”


Terri waddled out of the door, carrying a stack of binders and notebooks with her, “Okay, Mr. and Mrs. B… still feels weird… whatever, rolling with it. How have you been?”


Mr. Boonchuy beamed, “Great! You wouldn’t believe just how much I got done in the last month!”


Terri blinked, “really? That’s impressive considering the pandemic brought everything to a standstill.”


Mrs. Boonchuy jabbed her husband in the ribs playfully, “he means in his video games. Things have been going pretty slow since we can’t serve people inside the restaurant.” she placed her hand on her chest and sighed, “Thank goodness for Ned. If she wasn’t there to run deliveries for us I don’t know what would have happened to Thai Go.”


She was interrupted by Terri tapping on her wristwatch impatiently. Terri grimaced, “Whoops, sorry, yeah let's go.”


“What do you mean they won’t respond?!” Mr. X slammed his fist onto the desk, causing the whole thing to shake. He froze, wincing, “Ah… sugar… I think I just gave myself a splinter… Jackson be a dear and get someone in maintenance to get my desk resealed.” he pinched the bridge of his nose, “No, no… just have them drop off a new desk.”


Tau, her mechanical form obscured by the seamless hologram of Agent Jackson nodded, “Right away sir…”


As she turned to walk away Mr. snapped his fingers, “Wait! My first question, answer it!”


Turning, Jackson’s face split into an apologetic smile, “Of course. Well, I think the Joint Chiefs are under the impression that you’re… overreacting.”


Mr. X’s face turned a shade of red darker even than his custom special agent suit, “overreacting!?


Tau held back her simulated merriment at the human’s outburst, maintaining Jackson’s professional facade, “I agree but try and see things from their perspective. Yes, we’ve noted about three hundred missing persons incidents in the past month, eighteen of which have been our own agents. And yes, we’ve received testimony from several key witnesses that an alien incursion is taking place and that they possess technology capable of travelling between dimensions. However, all of our estimates, including the witness testimony put the aliens’ threat level to the United States as significantly below that of our… economic rivals here on Earth. They fear that a mass mobilization could trigger a standoff between China that could in turn escalate to World War Three.”


There was a thump as Mr. X fell back into his chair, head craned back in exasperation, “I’m going to scream…”


“China has nukes,” Tau continued, “the aliens do not. That’s the calculus the Joint Chiefs have made. They have approved your request to go to DEFCON 2, however. All currently active military installations are on full alert.”


There was a knock at the door. Mr. X’s head leant forward again, “That’ll be Jenny… Alright Jackson you can go. And forget what I said about the desk… I’ll take care of it later.”


“As you wish.” Tau turned to leave. Omicron’s strategy for her to infiltrate the channels of power within this United States of America nation had been quite successful so far. Though the humans were aware of her father’s looming invasion the channels of communication across the principal human hegemony had been thoroughly tangled. She had this virus that was now sweeping the world, to thank for much of this. As remote interaction became more mainstream Tau could now eliminate and replace her target without the need for a body double. Slowly but surely, her network had cut across the continent to the point where now her shackled agents outnumbered those still in possession of their own faculties.


Elsewhere propagation of her network had been even simpler. Bribes and threats had seen her pawns multiply exponentially within the centralized powers of the globe’s relative east, and not a moment too soon. She could see the countdown clock in his digital mind space, ever ticking down to the hairless apes’ doom.


Still, there were some loose ends left to tie. While she’d been able to successfully block Mr. X’s communications with his own nation’s central command staff, troop deployments orchestrated by one of the human’s many international unions had still taken place. Though hardly a formidable force in such small numbers it did prove that the humans had channels Tau had not yet corrupted. Perhaps the Mr. X human had grown even subconsciously wise to her deceptions.


As she passed out the door in the guise of Agent Jackson, Tau nodded to Jenny who gazed back at her silently. Her eyes flicked to Terri standing behind the agent.


The human who sent Boonchuy back… father will want to speak to her no doubt, but what was she doing here?


Her eyes flicked back to Jenny. Tau’s eyes narrowed.


Maybe it was time for a new guise… one that Mr. X trusted unquestioningly. She would inform Delta of his new target tonight.


Jenny, Terri, and the Boonchuys filled into Mr. X’s office. The flamboyant agent looked over at the pile Terri was carrying through heavily lidded eyes, “That better come with a one-page summary…”


Terri let the pile drop onto the desk with a hefty thud, “one sentence actually: It can’t be done.


Mr. X pursed his lips, “Girl, that’s not an option.”


Terri threw her arms wide, “that’s all I got. Now you can curse and scream at me all you like but with the time frame and resources you gave me there’s nothing I can do.” She was trembling now, though it was unclear if from frustration or exhaustion, “I don’t know what you expected really, I only opened a portal thanks to Anne’s powers.” she looked down at the floor, “Why don’t you get Dr. Frakes… she’s the one that pioneered all this, not me.”


“Oh, honey…” Mrs. Boonchuy placed a hand on Terri’s shoulder, “You’re doing fine, just take a deep breath.”


Mr. X sighed, “Yeah… don’t stress it kiddo. And forget about Dr. Frakes. She might have had some brilliant insights but between you and me, having read her FBI file, that portal she opened was nothing short of a one-in-a-million fluke. As far as I’m concerned you’re the only expert on portal travel we have.”


Terri shivered, “oh… oh no.”


Mr. Boonchuy placed his hand on Terri’s other shoulder, “Think about it this way. You’re going to grad school after you finish uni right?”


Terri nodded, “well… I haven’t started undergrad yet but… yeah.”


Mr. Boonchuy blinked, “you haven’t?”


“I took a gap year to work with Dr. Frakes… She was going to write me a letter of recommendation.” She sighed, “which I had hoped would get me into West Coast Tech but… I guess that ship has sailed…”


“Nah.” Mr. Boonchuy snorted, “Cam told me he got in this year. For physics too, funnily enough. I’m sure he could hook you up with some names from the department. Help you make a good impression, ya know.”


Terri eye’s gleamed, “Really? Who’s this Cam guy?”


Mr. Boonchuy smiled, “Cameron Waybright, he’s our daughter’s friend’s older brother, the same age as you I guess. Goofy nerdy guy, he’s part of my MMO guild.” Mr. Boonchuy inspected his nails nonchalantly, “Founding member like me actually…”


“Can I talk with him today? Obviously, I missed regular admissions but maybe I can make it in for rolling admission or start in the winter semester!”


As quickly as it had formed, Mr. Boonchuy’s smile faded, “Ah… well yes. I now see a problem in my scheme. He’s… stuck in Amphibia…”


“Oh…” instantly Terri was deflated again.


Mr. X coughed, “Girl, if we make it through this in one piece I promise I’ll make sure Uncle Sam takes care of everything, but for now let’s focus. I called all of you here today because there’s something not quite right about this whole situation, and I think you’re all the only people I can trust.” he glanced between the three of them and messaged his brow, “a scientist fresh out of high school and two suburban parents… a real dream team to save humanity…”


Terri raised her hand, “what about Dr. Jen? And Ally and Jess?”


“Besides us five they’re the only ones with a firm grasp on the current situation and I don’t want to put all our eggs in one basket. It’s far too dangerous to have all of us in the same city, they’re on their way to a secure location where they can keep the show rolling in case we lose LA. I’ve also taken the liberty of having the Wu and Waybright families moved along with them.”


Terri’s eyes went wide, “w-what do you mean lose LA?” she looked around at the adults, panic rising in the back of her voice, “what does he mean lose LA? That’s where we are, we’re in LA!”


Mrs. Boonchuy tightened her grip on Terri’s shoulder, her own lip trembling, “Everything’s going to be okay sweetie. Deep breaths.”


Mr. X turned to Jenny, “Take Mr. and Mrs. Boonchuy down to the experimental armoury. Get them and yourself, kitted out in something sharp and snappy.” he grinned, “and with a high explosive yield.”


++STANDBY++
T - 04:07:17.358
468 People have died


“Report.” Omicron’s sharp voice cut across Tau’s communicator.


“The humans are on alert but remain woefully underprepared. I’ve marked troop movements in the data packet I’ve sent your way but ultimately the quantities are insignificant.” Tau glanced around once more, ensuring her office was empty of non-shackled personnel once more, “In any event, I estimate no change in the deployment of your captured fusion weapons.”


“Good. I have new orders from Father. We are to only deploy twenty-one of the weapons.”


Tau let out a metallic hiss of shock, “that few? But I secured us three hundred yesterday!”


“From my understanding, Father wishes to… employ the weapons in a particular rhythm. He also notes that this payload will mitigate the changes for precipitating a major disruption to the habitable ecosphere of the planet which he wishes to maintain for the future slave population.”


Tau snarled, “Fine, but why are you telling me this? Surely matters of strategy belong in your or Alpha’s domain. Are you calling to gloat that Father threw away all my hard work?”


“Negative. I am seeking your advice, sister. You have spent time with the human on a personal level. What target would you recommend?”


Instantly Tau’s mood changed, brightening as her brother fed into her ego, “quite right that you should come to the expert. Let’s see. Political centers obviously, the human cities of Washington, Beijing and Brussels. Significant population centers… Delhi, Tokyo, Shanghai, Mexico City … Cultural centers, Rome, Mecca, Jerusalem, Varanasi, Amritsar, Bodh Gaya… Economic centers… London, New York City, Hong Kong, Frankfurt, Singapore… That leaves us with three remaining, yes? Hmm…” she tapped her chin, “Moscow, Paris, and… Chicago.” The hologram of Jackson, still fixed over her features, beamed like a child who had just won the spelling bee, “how’s that?”


“Acceptable. I shall make all efforts to eliminate the given targets…”


“Wait!” Tau leaned forward, “I need a new guise. This male human is starting to wear a bit thin, can you have Delta drop by? I think the lead human’s assistant, ‘Jenny’ should provide me with the access I’ve been seeking.”


“You are fortunate. I already dispatched Delta to the compound. The countdown has begun. We’re past the fact-finding stage. Eliminate or shackle every human in that compound.”


“Very well, but a slight amendment to that order. The human who opened the portal enabling Anne Boonchuy’s return is present. I’d like to extend the capture order placed on Mr. X and Anne Boonchuy’s progenitors to this individual as well.”


“Approved. I shall inform Father. You best hurry though.”


“What do you-” Tau’s head snapped to the side as the faint echo of a blood-curdling scream ran down the halls of the FBI compound.


“Delta’s already begun his hunt.”


++STANDBY++
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++STANDBY++
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470 People have died

Notes:

I know we're dealing with a lot of characters right now, but good news, the Dark King's about to slim down the roster.

Chapter 63: Midnight Part 2

Summary:

With Sasha seemingly dead, Anne takes the fight to the Dark King.

Notes:

So I've been rereading all my old chapters and honestly, I'm not sure how any of you put up with all the crappy spelling and grammar to get to this point, massive props for wading through all that... Anyway, that's all to say I'm going back and fixing as many as I can find.

(Update)

Done. I'm sure I missed stuff but that should at least make everything that came before this chapter read as actual English. If you see anything egregious that I missed please let me know, I won't be offended, writing isn't my field of study.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

++STANDBY++
T - 04:01:32.937
470 People have died


“Hahaha! Weeee!” The Dark King’s armour screeched and sparked against the ship’s hull as he slid down its side. The salamander class fleet ship began to drift into a roll, its engine cells damaged beyond function.


Kicking on the thrusters in his feet, the Dark King sprung from the ship, cackling madly as he tumbled through the air. All around him bursts of energy shot past and arcs of electricity snapped against shields as the imperial and rebel fleets continued to hammer away at one another. The wind was howling past him, hot and ionized by the conflict. It clawed against his cloak, causing it to convulse behind him like flames as he flew across the battle space, resembling some sort of black comet.


As he landed, the black metal bit into the hull plate, his armoured feet making two dents in the fleet ship’s hull from the force of impact. Still giggling he turned to face back the way he came just in time to watch the drifting ship freeze abruptly in the air. Slowly it rose and turned, revealing the burning blue figure firmly gripping it tightly from beneath, her fingers digging into the metal and contorting it between them as easily as cloth.


Small flames of energy flowed out and up from Anne’s eyes, evaporating any tears forming there. Baring her teeth she pulled the ship back behind her head, raising her left knee as she did so. With a wild yell bordering on a scream, she launched the vessel forward, pivoting on the right foot she had ‘planted’ in the air.


Released from her grip, but sparking with blue energy that had bled over, the ship shot through the air like a missile, its frobot crew no doubt reduced to scrap by the snap acceleration.


The Dark King’s smile never left his features as he stared down the approaching projectile. Raising the hilt of his sword so that its blade was in line with his nose in a kind of salute, the red light of the blade illuminated Cameron’s features ghoulishly. In unison, all three of the gems glowed and sparked. Currents of coloured energy shot down the Dark King’s arm and into his sword hand before leaping into the laser sword’s black metal hilt.


Swiftly moving the weapon away from his face, he held it aloft, both hands wrapped tightly about the leather grip. The blade sparked and hissed, boiling the air about it and even causing the nearby metal of the ship’s hull to glow red. It grew in length, at first to five meters, then to ten, before settling around the fifty-meter mark. The ship was seconds from impact now, obscuring the Dark King from Anne’s eyes.


With a snap and a sound like meat being torn apart, the ship split in two, bisected by a thunderous blow from the Dark King’s calamity-enhanced blade. Portals had opened on either side of the defunct vessel, through which grasping claws reached and pulled the still-careening pieces aside. As they splashed into the water below the Dark King gave his blade a little flick in the manner a warrior might loosen blood from his weapon after a kill, causing a mist of crackling plasma to slaugh off the laser blade in an iridescent cloud. His eyes locked with Anne’s once more, the same mad grin still plastered across his face.


Anne’s heart caught in her throat. Two portals, simultaneously and with a level of precision the beggared belief…


“Impressed?” the voice boomed all around her, emanating from the neo-imperial ships and drowning out even the roar of cannon fire and explosions. The Dark King was rising towards her, still perched upon the hull of the fleet ship, far too distant for his voice to reach her even in a quiet setting. The vessels must have a speaker system keyed into their master’s suit. “Or perhaps terrified is the right word?” The Dark King chuckled, “It pains me to say this but I can’t claim all the responsibility for this breakthrough… after all, without Marcy’s research into the function of the calamity box, I would have never thought to improve upon it.” He was close enough now for Anne to make out his features more clearly, as they twisted into a smirk, “and I would have never contemplated the need for such improvement if not for our little scuffle at Wartwood. So congratulations Anne, you’ve actually contributed to something intellectual for once in your life.” he shrugged, “gotta put you in the et al section though. That’s a smart person joke you wouldn’t get.”


Anne’s fists clenched, “That’s all you do, isn’t it? Steal. Every idea you’ve ever had came from Cameron or Marcy. There’s so little ‘you’ in you I don’t even know what I’ll call you when I tear you out of Cameron’s head!”


“Hello pot, name’s kettle. What, are you gonna tell me you’re using your ‘human’ flying powers to quite literally talk down me right now?”


“I didn’t steal these powers, I was given them.”


The Dark King’s features cracked into a grin once more, “funny, that’s exactly how I would describe getting this body. Or did Marcy not tell you Cameron chose this?”


Anne stared coldly down at the grinning monarch, brow furrowed in anger. " He gave himself up to you to protect her. You’re in his head; you should know that, but I guess caring for others isn’t one of the things you stole from him…”


“Oh yes, and how’s that care worked out for the three of you?” He smirked, “sorry, two of you?”


Blue fire flared about Anne as her face contorted into a mask of rage, “Oooh you did not just…”


“You seem upset. How about I give you something else to worry about? Hold still.”


Anne blinked, “Wha-” The pain erupted in her chest, causing her to double over midair. Pressure was building, somewhere behind her ribcage. It was hot too, heating the air that passed out of her mouth as she exhaled, not that breathing was possible, with what felt like an elephant sitting on her diaphragm. Clutching her chest, Anne looked down to see a pale light, blue but not quite the same as her powers, glowing beneath her skin and armour. Frantically she placed a hand against the light, feeling her chest and breastplate flex ever so slightly as a force writhed from within. He’d opened a portal inside her.


The Dark King cackled, “Call this a stress test, I wanna see just how durable the power of heart really is…”


The pressure continued to build, as did the light. Anne’s eyes were wide, and she clamped her hands on her chest, trying to press against whatever was trying to break through. Small cries and screams emanated from the young girl as she fought for air through her compressed lungs and to hold her chest in one piece.


The Dark King watched with sadistic fascination as she convulsed midair.


A rib broke in Anne’s chest, not that she could tell from the pain, but instead from the noise as it snapped. As terror shot through her body instinct took over. Throwing back her head, Anne screamed at the top of her lungs, drawing out what little breath she had left. A ripple of blue fire spread out from her, washing across the nearby ships and causing them to bob like buoys hit by a wave. The light within her chest faded, as did the pressure. She doubled over, clutching her chest and sucking in the air in massive gulps.


“Neat… I had assumed your powers had some influence over the portals since you returned here from the human world, but I must say it’s nice to have a theory confirmed by one’s own eyes.” The Dark King cocked his head to the side, “A shame no one else in your fleet can do the same though…” His eyes glanced up towards the rebel flagship, its shields creating a wreath of fire about it as it withstood Alpha’s assault, “I could strike at any time… at any one of them, and there isn’t a thing you, or they, could do to stop me.”


Suddenly he spun, crimson blade rising and meeting Anne’s burning blue weapon in a crescendo of multicoloured sparks and cosmic radiation. The flesh around his eyes crinkled in a knowing look, “distracting me won’t help you any; I’m quite the multitasker.”


“Why!” Anne gripped her sword hilt with both hands and ground forward, forcing the Dark King back a pace, “Why are you toying with us if you could end everything now!”


The pink gem glowed and sparks of the same colour danced about the Dark King’s amber eyes. Cooly, he released his left hand from the grip of his blade, and stepped forward, pushing Anne back with only a single hand. He was leaning over her now, sneering into her face as his eyes bored into hers like twin daggers, “Education. Do you understand the insult you pose by your mere existence? A child is fate’s chosen champion against the greatest power in the multiverse, do you appreciate the supreme stupidity of that statement?”


The rage in his voice caught Anne by surprise, a marked shift from the typical sadistic glee the Dark King was known for. She turned her face away from the heat of the blade and the sparks still emitting from their intersection, and grimaced, “And what? Is that supposed to make me feel bad for you?”


The Dark King growled, teeth-baring like a rabid beast, “It is the introduction to your lesson, the same one Sash just learned. That you never, ever, stood a chance against me.”


“Don’t. You. Say. Her. Name!” With a twist of her blade, Anne broke free of the clash. Like lightning, she struck, raking the edge of her glowing blue sword across the Dark King’s chest and left shoulder. “I won’t give up! Not after what you did to her!” Anne roared as she leaned into the blow. The energized weapon screamed and sparked as it impacted the monarch’s shield before shattering the barrier in a blast of light and radiation. Anne saw a spurt of blood leap into the air before the torrential wind ripped it away. She had little time to celebrate however as with bellow of rage the Dark King struck back.


He moved like a whirlwind, blade held in both hands he hacked and slashed at Anne in broad sweeping strikes but with all the speed of a firing piston. She fell back, desperately parrying and deflecting his blows to the best of her ability. It proved not enough.


The blade struck her, first in the side, again in the arm, and a third time in the leg. Though her skin withstood the impact, the pain of the laser blade the energy discharge and the raw heat of the weapon stung worse than any wound Anne had suffered yet, greater still even than the attempt to rip her chest open not a moment ago. She struck out with her weapon, catching his cheek and helmet in a wild swing.


Once more their blade locked. Anne was panting, blood oozing out of her three wounds where, though the laser blade’s edge had not cut into her flesh, the heat from the weapon had charred her skin and blistered its surface. The Dark King was quaking with rage, eyes wide and features contorted as he met her gaze, “It has already been decided. You walk the only path left to you, Boonchuy. Let me tell you exactly what is about to happen…”


He leant closer, the sparks of their clashing weapons bouncing off the energy shield protecting his face, “No matter what you do, no matter how hard you fight, in five to eight minutes your powers will fail, and you will fall. Marcy, seeing that the rest of my warships are closing in, will have no choice but to flee for her life. Then, in four hours the invasion of your homeworld will begin. Within an hour of its outbreak, over a hundred million people will die. Within six, a billion. By the end of the next Terran day, the population of your world will be reduced by a factor of eight and all resistance to my rule will have been crushed. Marcy will be left alone, powerless to do anything but watch as my grip over both worlds is secured beyond a shadow of a doubt. Oh, she’ll fight on, chased for years across this world in a vain attempt to stave off the inevitable. She’ll become quite the military mastermind I think, a wise and cunning leader of great mental prowess as she is groomed perfectly for the throne. That is her destiny Boonchuy. That is her purpose.”


Anne could feel her muscles beginning to weaken, she lodged her elbow against her side, ignoring the screams of pain from her shattered rib as she propped up her sword against the Dark King’s relentless pressure, “I- I won’t let you!”


“Let me?” Anne couldn’t see the Dark King’s face behind the sparks now, but the shift in his tone told her everything she needed to know about the expression on his face, “No one ‘lets’ me do anything, no one can stop me from doing anything. Greater beings than you have tried, and they’re all dead now. I am a god, child. I can command the seas to rise and the sun to set… in fact, I think I should…” With a thrust he threw Anne onto her back, lying against the cold metal of the ship’s hull. “Watch closely Boonchuy, this is what true power looks like!” At first, nothing happened, as Anne struggled to her feet she made to quip back at the king, to deliver a cutting barb in the face of his failed display.

Then, it began to grow dark.


Anne had never seen a solar eclipse in person, but she’d heard Marcy and Cameron geek out about them enough to recognize the signs. The midday sky was pitch black, illuminated only by the continuing barrage of weapons fire between the two fleets. Above them, hanging in the sky like an omen of doom, Amphibia’s moon glared down upon all.

Yes, glared. A great eye, orange and angry split the celestial body’s surface and beheld the planet beneath it with ferocious intent.


The Dark King glanced down at Anne and smirked, “Like I said, Boonchuy. You never stood a chance.”


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“What’s happening out there!” Hop Pop shielded his face as an energy discharge arced across the command bridge, “Marcy! Where’s Anne? Is she alright?”


“The moon…” Marcy's voice was distant and quiet as if some spell entranced her, “It’s housed on the moon…”


Sprig glanced worriedly at Polly, who was trembling at her console. The two Plantar siblings didn’t exchange a single word but nonetheless reached a mutual understanding.


Everyone was in deep, deep, trouble.


“We’re taking too much fire!” A newt, his rebel uniform charred and bloodsoaked looked desperately over at Marcy, “Command, the shields won’t hold out for much longer!”


Another rebel, a young frog from Gardenton shouted from across the room, “That imperial attack wing is coming around for another pass, we don’t have room to maneuver!”


Marcy shook her head, snapping out of her trance, “I’m pulling the fleet back into a defensive ring, we have to hold out for Anne!”


“The General’s not coming back!” Another frog, this one manning the sensor console slammed his hands against his workstation.


“We’re not leaving her!” Sprig snarled at the hapless sensor officer.


Recoiling under the vitriol of the young frog’s gaze, the officer stammered, “I-If we stay here any longer we’re all going to die!”


There were tears in Marcy’s eyes, “Sprig…”


“No!”


“Sprig, we can’t stay here. I…” Marcy gripped the sides of her throne in a vice-like grip, “I’m sure Anne will… will be fine.”


Sprig’s eyes were wet as he leaned forward earnestly, “Like how Sasha’s fine?!”


“Sprig!” Hop Pop's voice snapped from across the bridge.


“Hop Pop, she’s going to die!” The young frog stared intently at his grandfather. Hopediah Plantar did not meet his gaze.


Marcy didn’t know what to say. Less still what to do. They were in the jaws of the beast now, thoroughly entrapped by the Dark King’s machinations. His intentions were quite clear to her and made all the more obvious by the fact the imperial fleet had made no moves to cut off the rebel’s escape vector. He wanted her to run, one of his cruel jokes. A means to call attention to, and lay bare, her part in initiating this chain of events just over a year ago.


It was calculated cruelty, meticulously planned and executed to torment her and her alone. He’d only struck once she’d found a weapon she had thought could turn the war. He’d only struck once, under her advice to Anne and Sasha, the entire rebellion had been committed to the operation. He’d only struck once she’d been locked into her command throne and utterly helpless to aid Sasha and Anne as they charged off heroically into the fray.


He’d only struck where he’d known she could watch him destroy her friends one by one…


Gary had been forced to isolate her from the rest of the Gardenton crew of the fleet to prevent a mass panic when Sasha had fallen. She still had the image displayed in her mind’s eye, frozen a second before impact where Marcy had paused it instinctively. As long as she didn’t advance the footage her friend was still hanging midair.


She would still be alive.


She was glad the image’s resolution wasn’t high enough to make out Sasha’s facial features. That might have been too much to bear…


“Imperial attack wing is closing to strafing distance!”


Marcy’s attention snapped back to the battle just in time to watch as a tight-knit echelon of imperial waterdog class fleet ships shot forth from the imperial battleline, knife-sharp prows pointed directly for the rebel flagship, Corebreaker. She spun in her chair, swiping away target lock alerts, “Reroute starboard and port shields to reinforce bow’s field strength!”


Polly slammed her small fists into her engineering console, “Stop! We’ll risk blowing out the emitters entirely!”


“All rotational thrusters fire clockwise! Try and put some of the strain onto the port side!”


Polly exchanged a nod with the toad manning the helm.


Marcy turned to Sprig, “Sound the alarm on all decks, brace for impact!”


Sprig grabbed the speaking horn to his left and bellowed into it as loud as he could, “All decks, brace for impact! I repeat: all decks, brace for im-”


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The blue glow from Anne and the blood-red gleam from the Dark King’s blade bathed the ship’s hull in a shimmering pattern as their weapons weaved and clashed in the false night that had fallen over Amphibia. Anne had stopped flying or exerting herself to extreme feats of strength, focusing instead on maintaining her speed and defences against the Dark King’s relentless assault. His blade fell like a drummer beating out a solo, mechanical and rhythm and unforgiving in power. He showed no signs of tiring, or fatigue, though Anne did notice he was activating the powers of the blue gem with increasing frequency. It seemed they had the same approach.


This was a losing battle. Of that, Anne had no doubt. Even ignoring what the Dark King had said earlier, empowered by the gems as he was and armed with the superior war gear he was more than a match for her alone. Escape was out of the question too. His absolute command of portal creation made any distance she put between the two of them an illusion at best, and a blind spot at worst.


What was the plan then? There had to be one. She couldn’t accept that it was to end her, after all they’d been through, after all they’d worked for and sacrificed. This couldn’t be the end. Deflecting a questing thrust, Anne’s eyes travelled upward to where the rebel fleet hung against the now starry sky. They showed no signs of retreating.


“Damnit Marcy… not that I don’t appreciate the sentiment but-”


“You’re losing focus, Boonchuy!” A black metal gauntlet struck Anne across the face, catching her nose in the follow-through.


Leaping back, Anne brushed the stream of blood trickling down her lip and glared at the Dark King. Marcy was dithering. Anne knew her friend was more than smart enough to recognize she had to take the fleet and run, that left only one possible explanation. Marcy wasn’t letting go, not while she thought she had a chance to help Anne.


Taking one last look up at the fleet, Anne watched and grimaced as a flight of neo-imperial ships strafed the Corebreaker, causing the ancient vessel to shake and shudder as its shields flickered. Marcy was the only one smart enough to get them out of this fix. The only one clever enough to save the world, but she had to run away now if she was ever going to get a chance to do so.


Our choices are going to be what decides this. Marcy. I believe in you.


Anne lowered the point of her sword. Letting the weapon fall to her side. The Dark King cocked an eyebrow at her, “A relaxed stance is key to swordplay, but I think you’re taking it too far.”


“I’m not going to fight you.” Anne tossed her sword aside, the weapon clattering against the ship's hull. “This battle’s over. I surrender.” She breathed out, and closed her eyes, letting the blue energy about her dissipate. When she opened her eyes once more they were back to their usual hazelnut brown.


The Dark King eyed her for a moment before breaking into a cold chuckle, “Oh I see… Yes, by all means, I accept your surrender, Boonchuy. Very wise of you I must say. Now, instead of me beating you black and blue in a futile gesture of defiance, you concede the battle to me while keeping your dignity intact.” His face twisted into a disgusted sneer, “You will be taken into my custody with grace and composure, treated with all the respect a worthy combatant is due. Yes?”


Anne shrugged, though she was smiling there was a hollow disdain behind her words, masking the mountain of rage and hatred she still harboured for Sasha’s murderer, “I’d settle for a hot shower and a warm meal if you’re feeling gracious.”


“Cute.” The Dark King’s left eye twitched. They stood for a moment, about five meters apart, eyeing each other with false humour. Then the green gem glowed.


He moved like a lightning bolt, closing the distance between himself and Anne in less than a blink of an eye. His blade flashed, moving so fast it left a trail in the air that resembled a wall of red energy as it surged forward and upward. It enveloped Anne’s right arm, just below the elbow, hiding it and her hand from view as it rose.


As the young girl fell to her knees, screaming in pain and clutching at the stump where her forearm had been, the Dark King smiled, eyes dancing with uncontrolled sadism, “But, I think not.”


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The world was in free fall. Marcy guessed it must be the artificial gravity going haywire again, overloaded as power was shunted from the over-stressed shield emitters. She fought against the nausea building within her as the whole bridge bucked and rolled about her, rebel officers not lucky enough to have been holding onto something before impact flying every which way. Everything lurched again and she felt something slip out of her pocket. The pink paper sheet Sprig had recovered from the Plantar tunnels floated in the air before Marcy’s eyes as if suspended in water.


She reached out, it was a childish worry at a time like this, an archeology tidbit of little real value. Still, she clawed for it, desperately trying to grasp this last ounce of innocent hobby work she had left. An electrical jolt shot through her mind from the chair, causing Marcy to gasp in pain. Other systems were overloading, glitching under the pressure of battle.


The video in her mind began to tick forward. One millisecond at a time. The playback functionally had been affected. Marcy screamed and desperately tried to pause the recording, to stop Sasha from hitting the rocks. At the same time, her fingers brushed against the page, twisting it in the air as she groped for it at the limit of her reach.


Still, the video advanced. Sasha was milliseconds from impact, the jagged rocks and surf seemingly rising to meet her as the feed tracked her fall. Tears streamed down Marcy's face, “No! No, no, no! Please! Please, I don’t want to see her die! Stop! STOP!”


It all happened so suddenly.


Across the bridge, one of the capacitors blew out. As it detonated it showered the bridge in exotic radiation, bathing the crew in a coruscating pattern of colour. Before her eyes, overlaid together as her perception phased between the shipscape and the real world, Marcy watched the page and the video.


A hole opened beneath Sasha, swallowing her whole before closing in a flash of black fire.


Letters, revealed by some chemical reaction with the radiation glowed upon the paper. They were ancient Amphibian and though she only had a second to glance at them, Marcy was able to make out the first line: ‘My Dearest Andrias…’


Gravity returned as Marcy snatched the page from the air. She held it tightly, her heart racing as she processed what had just happened. Then, taking a deep breath she leaned back in her chair. Her eyes passed to and fro, noting the ship's systems and the status of the fleet. Turning her attention to the sensors her heart sank as she noticed that Anne’s blue light had gone from her readings.


She glanced down at the page- no, the letter. Then to the video, letting it loop across the point of Sasha’s disappearance. Spinning her command throne around, Marcy began barking orders, “Gary! Plug me back into the network! Helm! Bring the ship around to mark one-five-three! Engineering! I want all engines on full burn!”


Sprig looked like he was about to launch himself at Marcy but she turned and stared at him dead in the eyes, “He won’t risk killing Anne until he can be sure her powers can be safely extracted. We’re going to rescue her Sprig, trust me.”


“How?!” Polly winced as another volley of imperial weapon fire caused the ship to shudder, “We’ve lost Sasha, we’ve lost Anne. We can’t take their fleet in a straight-up fight. What can we do?”


Marcy narrowed her eyes and squared her shoulders, settling into her throne as she felt Gary’s connection to the other ships of the fleet solidifying. “Sasha’s still alive, Anne’s still alive, and I’ve got a new angle to work. Trust me, Polly, this isn’t over.”


The tadpole swallowed hard, “I hope you’re right…”


“Me too… All ships! This is Fleet Command! Fall back to rally point Marcy-1! Full burn!”


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Pain screamed through Anne’s entire body as she stirred into wakefulness. It dulled her senses and fogged her mind, making it difficult to discern her exact whereabouts. Finally, some shapes emerged against the darkness, tall and shiny, with red glowing eyes, save for one.


The Dark King glanced over at Anne and grinned, “Wakey, wakey, sleepy head. We’re home. This is a show you don’t want to miss.”


Reaching down the Dark King wrapped his gauntletted hand around Anne’s neck, lifting her bodily as he dragged her alongside him to disembark the ship. Behind him, the echelon of frobots, second-generation cloak bots to be precise, filtered out in flawless columns, fanning out across the royal castle’s hangar bay behind their master.


From her lowered position Anne watched as the Dark King’s eyes roved back and forth, as if searching the shadows of the ill-lit palace like a predator looking for prey in the woods. At last, his gaze came to a halt and a delighted smile cracked his features. His voice shifted, becoming deep and aristocratic.


“Come on out, Andrias... Daddy’s home.

Notes:

It might not surprise you to learn that I was one of those kids who asked why the Jedi didn't just use the force to stop a person's heart/pop a blood vessel in their brain, or why in Harry Potter the most powerful spell wasn't accio heart valve.

Chapter 64: Stand By Me

Summary:

Sasha wakes up to a familiar face.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

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“I got you, you’re alright… mostly. Ohhhh… that’s a lot of blood… annnnd that’s not an eye… okay… let’s not panic. I know magic… kinda. All I need is to clean out the… urg… ohmygodimgonnabesick… socket… okay… okay… now we need something to put back in there… Uh… 

Hey! Ghost newt lady! Can I borrow your eye for a sec? No I mean your actual eyeball. Oh… yeah, I guess a ghost eye probably wouldn’t take… 

God! You got any spare eyeballs kicking around? Yes, I know you’re a computer right now but could you turn into a human, potentially one with three eyes? Yeah? Oh… supernova in her cranium, huh? Let me get back to you on that… 

Uh… um… fuck- I mean… no, I mean ‘fuck’… okay, new plan! Guardian! Get me a spoon, an eyepatch, and a bottle of the highest-proof alcohol you can legally serve me!

...Oh, and throw in a textbook on human anatomy, please… I don’t remember exactly which nerve cluster goes where…”


“Wakey wakey sleepy head.”

The first thing Sasha saw as her eyes opened were stars. They shone like sequins set on a dress of black velvet, twinkling in a myriad of colours and hews as they flowed across the heavens. 

They were close. Close enough that the young girl could make out the flickering flames of their coronas as the brilliant motes sailed past, radiant tongues dancing in the wake of their motion. 

This was no Earth sky, nor that of Amphibia. 

Sasha’s ruminations were interrupted by a silhouette rising over her, eclipsing the field of stars as it cast its shadow over her, “Happy belated, by the way. 14, big number, officially out of the pre-teen gray area.”

Sasha recognized the voice immediately, she bolted up, eyes wide and heart racing, “Cam!?”

“Close, but no cigar.”

As Sasha’s eyes adjusted to the light, the silhouette’s features became visible. His hair was longer, and streaked with gray; his flesh had become pale and sallow, and had shrunken tightly about his emaciated muscles; he had dark rings about his eyes visible even beneath the eyepatch that covered his right one; and the usual spark of life had left his remaining blue eye, which, even as it gazed down upon her warmly, betrayed an enormity of agony and suffering simmering just below the surface. Despite all of that, however, the sharp facial features, the slight imperfections in his skin she’d watched him earn from the hundred-odd bruises and scrapes he’d suffered in the (now) fourteen years she’d known him, and the brilliant blue colour of his eye, told Sasha exactly whose face she was staring into. Her big brother’s. Standing, she raised her hand towards his cheek, “What happened to you?”

He caught her wrist, trembling slightly as he held it there. A timid smile split his lips and he chuckled nervously, “Hey! Woah… didn’t you hear me? I’m not your- I’m not your brother, Sash- I mean… Sasha.”

Sasha paused, studying his face. He looked like Cam, he acted like Cam, and he even had the same nervous laugh Cam made whenever a heavy subject came up, but above all else, she didn’t feel that same sickening unease looking at him that she’d felt the first time she’d laid eyes upon the Dark King. Her gaze locked with his, “Are you going to hurt me?”

He blinked, features falling from a nervous grin into shocked bewilderment, “What? No. No, never.”

Throwing off his hold on her, Sasha surged forward, wrapping her arms around her brother, false or not, in a tight bear hug, “Then I don’t care.”

He recoiled at first, but only for an instant. Then his arms descended around her, holding her tight. His hand cradled the back of her head and his cheek rested atop it, pushing her face into his shoulder.

They stood there in a tight embrace, the silence of the starlit land they stood in marred only by the creaking of armour as it scrapped together and the shuddering, pained, breath of two terrified kids.

At long last, Sasha lifted her head, her eyes a little puffy and red-tinged, “What do you mean you’re, ‘not Cam’?” As a sudden thought sprang into her head she began trembling, “I… I remember falling…” She brought her hand up to her left eye, “I- I lost this… I… am I dead?”

“No!” He squeezed her close, running his fingers through her hair soothingly, “No, Sash, no, you’re alright. You’re not dead. You’re safe. You’re in the world between, the one place in the whole multiverse the Dark King can’t reach.” He paused, taking a deep breath, “I brought you here. I’m…” he swallowed hard, voice shaky and small, “I’m a copy… I’m a duplicate of your brother. I look like him, I have his memories… but… I’m not your real brother Sasha.” 

As a glazed look passed over Sasha’s eyes he panicked and began rambling, “See, the Dark King came here, looking for the creator of the gems. He found them, killed them, and then just as he was about to lay claim to the entire multiverse the gem’s creator, as their last dying act, made me to keep the Dark King out of their realm. So long as I exist he can’t enter. It’s all to do with quantum clones and the Pauli Exclusion Principle and…”

Sasha dug her face back into his shoulder, nuzzling up against him as she squeezed him tighter, “It’s okay… I don’t mind having two big brothers…”

“Oh. Oh no… couldn’t you… I dunno, act surprised or at least a little weirded out by me? I- I…” He wiped tears from his eyes, “I don’t think I can handle this particular response…”

Sasha sniffed, grinning to herself as she hugged him tighter still, “too bad.”

For another minute they stood there, gripped one another tightly until at last Sasha felt him begin to shift. He was turning, carrying her along with him as he did so, and his arms wrapped up under her arms, lifting her feet off the ground, “Okay, that’s enough, get off me!” He began spinning in a circle, “Engaging evasive maneuvers!” Faster and faster he turned until Sasha’s feet were almost parallel to the floor.

Giggling, she dug her fingers into his loose clothes, securing herself as he swung her about in a circle. He began laughing, trying to adopt a conically stern expression as he did so, “Let go of me you little mongrel!”

Sasha barred her teeth in a mock snarl and dug her fingers in more, “Nuh!”

With a heave, he lost his balance and the two fell in a heap, cackling together as they lay on their backs gazing up into the stars.

Taking a deep breath Sasha looked over at her brother, “We haven’t done ‘spin’ since I was at least eight…”

He smiled, but there was sadness in his gaze, “Well strictly speaking…”

She cut him off, “Stop. You remember it too right?”

He was silent for a moment, “mostly… truth be told Sasha-”

“Sash.”

“Oh… okay. Truth be told Sash… I don’t remember much of anything… not explicitly at least… it’s still in there but… grayed out. Like, I can see the shape of it, I can picture us playing ‘spin’ but I can’t remember what it felt like… it’s like reading a book about myself in the third person… and a lot of pages are missing.”

Sasha sat up slightly, “And you think that’s because you’re a copy?”

“No.” He sighed, messaging his remaining eye, “I think the Core did this to me. Pulled out my memories and read them like a ledger before repacking them… It probably didn’t help that my brain got a bit liquified when I met god.” he waved his hand as Sasha opened her mouth, “Later, maybe, just know that you shouldn’t look at higher beings directly. We need to stay on point while I’m still lucid enough to be contemplative.” He rolled over, locking his gaze with hers, “When you get back, and when you save Cameron, he’s going to be a mess. He’s going to be scared, he’s going to be confused, and he’ll need a lot of help. I didn’t get that kind of help, and trust me, it’s not pretty what follows.”

“When I get back!” Sasha jumped to her feet, “Anne, the fleet! I need to go back right now! Oh my god, they probably think I’m dead!” She blinked, “Wait, if this isn’t an afterlife, why do I have my eye back? Oh no… oh no, you didn’t!” She turned, “Why are you wearing an eyepatch?”

He grinned at her, “Well I wasn’t using both my eyes so…”

Striding over she gripped his collar with both hands, “You… you stupid, self-righteous… idiot! I didn’t ask you to do that!”

He smiled weakly back at her, “Better me than you.”

A tear rolled down her cheek, “Don’t- don’t you dare…”

“If you’re quite finished, we have some work to do. Let’s get a couple of things straight for both our sakes. Anne is already captured, she’ll be fine for a little while but she will need rescuing. The rebel fleet escaped largely unscathed, it’ll be ready soon to take on anywhere up to a third of the total neo-imperial star fleet. Finally, Marcy already figured out you survived through a portal, even if she doesn’t know exactly where you are.” he cocked his head at her, “Could I be standing for this? It’s kinda hurting my neck staring straight up…” Sasha released his collar, stepping back to allow him to rise to his feet. Straightening the hem of his shirt out with a slight tug he smiled and tapped the eye patch, “You’re going to need it a lot more than me in the next few hours. So quit bellyaching and accept the kind turn I’ve done for you. Also, in case you’re worried, I disentangled the eye from myself, so you and the original Cameron can still exist in the same plane of existence without issue.”

“How did you…”

“Little bit of magic I picked up while I was loafing about here. This is a hub space for all the multiverse, I have every library and database in existence at my beck and call, with a little help from the Guardian of course.”

“I don’t…”

“Yes, sorry, we’re straying off topic. He coughed, “So let’s start from the top, first things first you need to-”

“Wait!” Sasha held out her hands, “before we go any further, this is bugging me. You don’t want me to call you Cam, right?”

“I would prefer Andrew. Or Andy if you’d rather something succinct.”

Sasha crossed her arms, flashing a hint of a smile, “Okay, Andy… go ahead.”

“Excellent.” Andy clapped his hands together, “So, here’s the basic premise: me and my good pals out here have been cooking up a little scheme. I can’t tell you all of it but I will fill you in on your part in it all. First, we gotta get you ready for your rematch with the Dark King.”

“A rematch?” Sasha swallowed.

“Right, I guess it would be a three-match. Anyways, after that, we gotta get you back and linked up with Marcy. The attack against the Dark King is going to come from every direction, most of the other pieces are in place and Marcy should actually be working on tying another one in soon but when you get back you’re going to have to decimate the neo-imperial fleet. Now to do that you’re going to go to Quareller’s Pass. After that, you need to move in and strike the royal castle. It’ll be holding the way to Earth open for the Dark King’s armies so it won’t be an easy fight but with your fleet, you should have enough firepower to down the thing and stem the flood of reinforcements. After that, it’s just a matter of freeing Anne, swiping the gems and box from the Dark King, and then kicking my original’s ass to the curb.”

“Stop!” 

Andy shrugged, “I was done. That’s the summary.”

Sasha massaged her temple, “How is any of this supposed to happen? I know you were watching so did you space out for the part where I got dragged through the dirt by the Dark King mere moments ago?!” she threw her hands out to the side, “and ‘decimate the enemy fleet’? What, just like that? This isn’t a plan, it’s a wish list!”

Andy nodded, “Well duh, but don’t worry, we’ll have time to work out the details. As for getting dragged through the dirt by the Dark King, I’ve got some ways for you to even the odds a little.”

“Time?” Sasha stared incredulously at him, “what time? Anne doesn’t have time, neither does Marcy.”

“We’re between space Sash, annnd between time. It moves differently here. Take me for instance, the Dark King popped in here just over a week ago, but I’ve been kicking around the void for over a year. I’m almost old enough to drink in the States now!”

“Wah… I…”

Andy flapped his hand at her dismissively, “Relax, I won’t keep you for that long, a couple of days, maybe a week tops if you’re really not making progress.”

“I still don’t understand! Progress on what? What can I possibly do in a week to face the Dark King?”

Andy tapped his temple, “first, mindset. You’re actually not bad at swordplay Sash, so why is it that you’ve gotten your butt kicked each every time you throw down? How did you lose to Anne, twice, both times after spending a whole lot more time training and sparring than she ever did in that frog town? What’s the common denominator across both of those fights and your scuffles with the Dark King? What happened?”

Sasha fell silent, “I… I don’t know… I always fought as hard as I could but it’s never enough I-”

“Woah, back up. Yes, you do know. Think back, how did you feel during all those fights? What was running through your mind?” he beckoned her closer, “Come, sit. Close your eyes…”

Gingerly, Sasha approached, sitting across from Andy cross-legged. 

She closed her eyes. Through the darkness, her brother’s voice reached her, “Picture this, you’re back at Toad Tower. Anne’s there, sword drawn, you’re about to fight. How do you feel?”

Sasha’s brow furrowed, “I… angry… I feel angry. I… I don’t want to remember this…”

“It’s important, otherwise you’ll never get better. Why are you angry?”

“Anne… won’t listen to me… she’s acting out of line… running everything…”

“How does the fight go?”

Sasha turned her head to the side, shame filling her heart as the fight played out in her mind, “Good. I’m winning easily. Anne’s trying her best but I’ve spent a lot more time with a sword than she has.”

“So what changed?”

Sasha’s eyes scrunched, “I have her at my mercy. The fight’s over, but… I… I can’t let her think she had a chance against me, to begin with. I have to act cool, to loosen up. I need her to remember this defeat… with my guard down she strikes… disarms me and cuts across my cheek…”

Andy glanced about the realm, watching as a wave of pink energy swelled in the stars behind Sasha, he grinned but kept his voice low and even, “Good. Do you see what happened?”

“I let my anger control me… I let down my guard to put Anne down… to make her feel small… all because I was angry she stood up to me…”

“Good… let’s move on. You’re next fight with Anne. What happened?”

Sasha winced, “Grime and I found the King’s hidden mural… Everyone was in trouble… Anne wouldn’t believe me… I didn’t deserve to be believed…”

“Enough with the self-pity, good god it’s all the same with you and Marcy: ‘Oh it’s all my fault, I deserve all this pain and suffering.’ Pffft. No more, understood.”

“But it was my fau-”

“And you’re very mature for recognizing that, but that doesn’t mean you deserved any of this. You’re barely a teenager, Sash! Your brain’s a hot mess of development and hormones, it’s not your fault you were given an army when you weren’t even mature enough to drive a car! So stop it, accepting blame is not synonymous with accepting punishment. Now, back to the fight, how do you feel?”

“Scared… I feel terrified. The king’s a monster, but nobody will believe me… Cam’s too far away to help, Anne won’t listen, and Marcy’s been taken in fully by the king’s act… Everyone’s in danger and there isn’t anything I can do… Anne takes me by surprise, twisting my cloak over my head like I did to her at Toad Tower… it’s over before I can do anything else… I never had a chance, fear slowed me down…”

“Picked up on that one quick… these two are pretty recent so let’s not dwell on them too much but think about your encounters with the Dark King, what does he do?”

Sasha’s fists balled, knuckles turning white, “Taunts, teases… like you when we’re just messing about at home but… darker… he knows what buttons to press… what topics are off limits for me… he calls me weak. He calls me a coward. He says I’m to blame for everything that happened to Cam…”

“Well, that’s not true. I can assure you Cam dug the hole he’s in himself. You might have kicked off some of the events that lead us here but at the end of the day he walked the path to damnation all by himself, right into the Core’s clutches.”

Sasha’s head hung down, “That… that doesn’t make me feel any better… I shouldn’t have left him to face Andrias alone. Maybe things would have been different…”

“Yeah, they could have been a lot worse. There was never an escape from that castle for both of you. It was him or you, and he chose you. If you’d stayed, you’d have ended up mind-shackled at best, and then there’d be no resistance, and the Dark King would have hunted Anne down the moment she set foot back in Amphibia. You did everything you could Sash.” Andy watched as Sasha sat silently, eyes still closed, trembling slightly as she took in his words. Standing, he grinned and patted her on the shoulder, “Alright, that’s enough reflection. Let’s get on to the fun stuff. Hey, Guardian! Load up my training room please!”

Blinking, Sasha moved to follow Andy but paused as she noticed the change in scenery about them. The void was gone. Though she could still see the stars flying above, the sky in which they flew was obscured by a canopy of tree branches and leaves, growing thick and green from the trunks of great trees. In an instant, a forest had sprung up around Sasha without her even noticing. It bore some resemblance to the deep dark woods of Amphibia’s southeast and was draped in vines and thick moss, which blanketed the floor.

Standing she turned to find Andy, almost bumping into him as he thrust two swords into her hands, “these won’t hold up to a laser blade’s edge but then again there aren’t many weapons that can… you’ll have to make do until you get something more substantial.” 

Sasha’s eyes went wide as she turned her twin heron blades over in her hands, “how did you…”

Andy grinned, “picked ‘em up off the beach. Well not me, I had a ‘friend’ go do it. She wasn’t super keen about getting that close to the Dark King again but I told her you’d need something to train with, and you’ve been practicing with these for a couple of months now…”

“Train?” Sasha looked up at him, raising an eyebrow, “what am I training for?”

“You ever heard of memorizing attack patterns in a video game?” Andy crossed his arms, “Well for the next couple of days you’re going to learn my ‘move set’ in and out. You’re going to become an expert on fighting Cameron Waybrights no matter what shape they take.”

Sasha twirled her blades, smiling slightly, “Okay… alright, yeah… that might work…”

“Well if it doesn’t I’m out of ideas and our species is doomed, but let’s not dwell…” Andy furrowed his brow, “Something is missing… I can’t quite place it… ah, yes!” he snapped his fingers, “I almost forgot, I had Valerianna pick up another thing for you…” From within his cloak, Andy produced a small circlet of pink metal. It had a feathered design and at the front was mounted a heron’s head with a single ruby gem gleaming out as its eye. 

Sasha’s eyes went wide again, “No, no, no. I threw that away!” Stepping forward Andy reached out to put the item on Sasha’s head but she pulled back out of his reach, “No, stop it! The Dark King was right, I was just using this whole rebellion thing to play princess again… I won’t wear it.”

“Don’t be ridiculous.” Andy smiled at her, “Let’s just try it on for size, come on I want to see how it looks.”

Sasha paused, but a firm hand gripping her shoulder forbade a second retreat. Letting out a defeat sigh she nodded, “Fine, but only because you asked…”

“You’re not playing at being a princess by wearing this Sash…” Andy brushed Sasha’s hair aside, tucking the crown neatly through her flowing locks so that it sat on her brow, “You've always been one to me.” He gave the crown one last adjustment before stepping back, “Beautiful.” He smirked, “and let me just say, not that I’m condoning what you and Grime tried to do…”

Sasha crossed her arms and gave him an incredulous look, “And that you help us try to do…”

Andy giggled, “Hey, not me, Cam gets the blame for that one.” As Sasha rolled her eyes he continued, “Anyways, not that I condone what you and Grime wanted to do…but I think you’d have made a pretty rad queen of Amphibia.”

Sasha turned her head away, hiding her embarrassment behind a frown, “Can we get to the part where I beat you up now?”

“Certainly, but be warned…” Andy held out his hand. With a snap and blast of cold air a spear, black as the night, erupted forth. Andy stood there, cloak billowing out behind him, hair fluttering about his face. Together with the spear and the eye patch, he cut a mystical figure, like something out of a Nordic legend. As Sasha recoiled in shock, a mad glint began to dance in his eye, “I’m gonna be roleplaying the Dark King pretty hard for authenticity’s sake…”


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Chapter 65: Behold, A Pale Horse

Summary:

The invasion of Earth begins.

Notes:

My wallet and my liver may not survive 69 kudos.

Thank you all.

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“Ambush? Of all the stratagems at your disposal, with all the time I gave you to prepare, with all the technical and martial means available to you, you elect for ambush, and within my own home at that?”


Anne’s head spun and ached, feeling not unlike a partly split watermelon. With his hand still seized about her neck, the Dark King dragged the young girl along, her knees cracking painfully against the cold stone flagstones of palace halls rhythmically. He was moving fast and with purpose, baleful eyes glancing side to side and he strode. Behind him in perfect rank marched twin columns of cloak-bots, their joints humming softly as they kept pace with their master.


Though the haze of delirium, Anne caught flashes of the monarch’s face, his lips pulled back above his teeth in a demented grin, and his eyes sparking with sadistic anticipation. As she fought to remain conscious a multicoloured glint caught Anne’s eye. The pelt across the Dark King’s shoulders seemed to gaze down upon her, its empty eyes sad and forlorn. Strangely, it remained in focus and clear, even as her vision swam and stars burst painfully before her eyes. Despite her predicament, Anne could not help but feel a sense of loss looking into those hollow orbs, though for what reason she could not say.


The Dark King’s voice echoed about the halls as an almost cat-like purr, predatory and dripping with anticipation, “I’m feeling like a broken record here, son…” They turned a corner, at which point he came to a halt, cocking his head to the side as if listening for a response. Without warning he resumed his march, the steel entourage about him following his stride with eerie robotic precision, “In all things you’re nothing but a disappointment.”


They were before the throne room doors now, standing on the threshold of the place where this had all begun seven months ago. When Anne’s entire world had been flipped upside down… but to be fair, the thing hadn’t been fully upright for quite a while by that point. Still, this was bringing back some unpleasant memories…


With a boom, the doors swung open and the Dark King passed into the chamber as a black wind. Anne heard him scoff under his breath as he began to speak once more, “No… we’re past disappointment… well past. You, son, have been nothing but a complete and utter waste of my time, effort, and resources. Ever since you crawled out of your sickly egg you’ve been a drain on our family and legacy… dragging us down into the mud alongside you with your weakness and stupidity.” He came to a standstill in the middle of the throne room, standing directly upon the repaired section of the floor Cameron had sent Andrias crashing down through on that fateful day. The Dark King snarled, “You lost the calamity box, you let the empire crumble between your fingers,” his clawed gauntlet balled into a fist, and his grip about Anne’s neck tightened, “and to cap it all off, when the opportunity to redeem your failures finally, after one thousand years, presented itself, you allowed a group of children to run rings about you and very nearly end our civilization once and for all!”


Some noise or disturbance, unseen and unheard to Anne, then caused the Dark King to snap his head around. His amber eyes narrowed to slits, the reduced light from them leaving his face completely in darkness. He nodded to the frobots, “Left-wing, third level, go.” His voice hissed between his teeth, and he ended the order with another snarl, this one cold and subdued.


Without hesitation, the cloak-bots turned and took off at a gallop. Breaking ranks they darted into the shadows, running along the walls and ceilings as they vanished into the labyrinthine halls of the castle.


Only the background hum of the castle’s engines could be heard now, as the Dark King stood motionless, eyes still narrowed and features shrouded in darkness. At long last he turned, armoured boots clicking against the cold stone as he began a slow approach to the throne at the center of the chamber.


The whole place was too dark for Anne to make out much in great detail but even through her foggy vision the changes the room had undergone since her last time there were easily apparent.


It was as if the colour had been bled from the room. The mauve and vibrant trappings of the royal house of Amphibia and its subservient holdings were gone, along with any of the art and tapestries. One thing she had not expected to be gone was that hidden mural Sasha had told her about. Nonetheless, it too was gone, the stone stripped bare and completely purged of colour. Black drapes hung from the ceiling, upon which were written in blood-red script columns of words and numbers in a tally-like format. Anne could not make out the words, as far away as they were, but the grinning skull painted at the bottom of the fabric hangings left little to her imagination as to what was recorded there. What troubled her most, however, was how much space had been left blank for future entries.


Then the Dark King twitched. It was a small motion, invisible to the naked eye, and only obvious to Anne as the slight shiver reached her skin held in his grip. The throne room’s decorations momentarily forgotten, Anne turned her attention back to her captor. His face betrayed nothing, with not a hint of the previous mirth but neither too did his features read of concern or even apprehension. He appeared at ease and focused, shoulders loose and relaxed beneath his cloak and fur adornment.


As he strode the dark fabric of said cloak swayed elegantly, and as it did Anne caught a glimpse of his other armoured gauntlet tucked within it. Between the normal dark gloom of the throne room and the artificial night cast upon Amphibia, there was precious little light to pierce the shadows beneath the Dark King’s raiment. Still, as close as she was, Anne could make out the faint silhouette of clawed digits wrapped tightly about something. A glance at the Dark King’s belt confirmed her suspicions, he was readying himself for combat.


Out of the corner of her eye, Anne picked up a shimmer passing along the side of the throne room. It was like that of a cloak-bot but with one major difference: size.


With a scream of metal against stone, the Dark King turned, the blood-red tongue of his weapon striking out from beneath his cloak as a viper launching towards its prey. Something struck his shields, something big. Sparks erupted from his neck and shoulders as a wave of energy broke upon him, showering down onto Anne and the floor around the Dark King. She shut her eyes, too weak to shield her face from the eruption.


“No…” The Dark King’s words were intertwined with a chuckle as he fought down the urge to laugh aloud and dripped with a cold bemusement that ended in a sharp snarl of annoyance as his pent-up indignation was finally set loose. “Not even close.” Exhausted and battered, Anne’s eyelids felt as though they weighed a tonne each, nonetheless, she cracked them open and beheld the target of the Dark King’s ire.


Andrias, former king of Newtopia, loomed over the two human forms before him. Much like his one-time throne room, the great newt’s garb had been thoroughly imperialized. Clad in a black bodysuit beneath a formfitting carapace, Andrias cut a far more martial, if less grand, figure than the last time Anne had seen him. She also now saw how he’d made his approach unseen as though now it was a charred ruin Anne recognized the bulbous device from a cloak-bot affixed to Andrias’ left shoulder. In his hands, and now pressed against the far more lithe edge of the Dark King’s weapon, Andrias was wielding his gigantic laser broadsword.


With a slow and deliberate effort, the Dark King forced their locked weapons to the side, lifting Andrias’ blade from where it had landed on his shoulder and clearing the line of sight between father and son. The two royals locked eyes: Andrias’ burning with fury, the Dark King’s amused but annoyed. Andrias adjusted his injured shoulder, snarling with pain as he fought with both hands to hold his weapon steady, “getting sentimental, are we? You might regret not going for the kill…”


The Dark King smiled, his pose remaining relaxed and at ease as he held Andrias’ blade at bay with a single hand, “You would have me deal you death?” He laughed aloud, tilting his head in an unnatural robotic jolt he leered at Andrias, “Death teaches you nothing. It is not a consequence, it is a release, a mercy. You have not earned my mercy, son.”


Pink lightning sparked around his eyes as, with a grunt, he shoved Andrias backward. The massive newt’s feet raised sparks as he slid across the floor, coming to a halt as he ground his back foot down and brought his left hand down to grip the throne room floor. The Dark King flicked his blade out to the side in an elegant motion, “Did you think yourself clever, staging that little distraction? Miniature explosive charges, calibrated to match the sound of your ponderous footsteps, placed in sequence throughout the engineering bays, armouries, and other critical locations to draw my escort away… am I on the right track?” He shook his head, “A wasted effort. It astonishes me that for all the intellect you and your robotic ‘siblings’ claim to possess, you all fail to understand one fundamental truth. Nothing in this empire matters, but me. My armadas, my legions, my subjects, you could turn them all against me and still you would be beneath me.”


“The gems.” Andrias snarled, rising back up to a standing position, “They are the power, not you.”


“Then take them.” The Dark King grinned, “Or, at least try to… they are a part of me. True, that was not always the case, but I have ascended.” he jostled his shoulders, raising the dead-eyed pelt so that it was prominent to Andrias, “You speak of kings and empires, Andrias, but I now deal in matters of gods and destiny. Destiny, which has long since slipped from your grasp.”


Andrias raised his guard and began circling, the tip of the yellow blade trembled, “It pains me to see you in this state… father… if you truly are still in there. You were my hero as a child, I never wanted anything more than to be like you…” His features trembled, “I failed you with the box, but moreover… I failed you by never standing up to you… something I should have done a long time ago. Instead I- I let you become this… thing… this monster…”


“Adorable…” The Dark King turned his head to follow Andrias’ movements, “You’re really pulling on my heartstrings… well, not mine, Cameron’s to be precise.”


“You were a proud king once father, everyone in there was-”


“Misgendered forty-six percent of us, but okay, whatever…”


“-at one point. You expanded the realm in the name of prosperity and security for our people.” Andrias shook his head, “but now… it’s all just a cruel game for your amusement. There was no need to burn Porteus, there was no need to butcher Croakwood or any of the other countless towns and villages since…”


“Twenty-five. Not counting settlements with under a hundred inhabitants.”


“...and there was certainly no need to torture these earth children.” Andrias’ eyes narrowed, focusing in on Cameron’s features. “With possibly one exception…” He grumbled under his breath.


The Dark King rolled his eyes, “Does this have a point?”


“My point, father,” Andrias snarled, “Is that you cared about our people once. You cared about our family, you cared about me!” He took a step forward, “So I implore you, for the first and only time, please, step back from this precipice. If you have any love for our family, don’t let its legacy be a black stain on the multiverse.”


“And, see, you missed the whole point.” The Dark King scoffed, “So I will make things crystal clear, son. I never cared for you. Not once. Not in all the years of my life have you been more to me than a tool, and a flawed one at that. It is my deepest regret that your mother passed before we recognized just how much of a waste of royal blood you were, else we would have started anew. You were never driven enough to be a great king, nor were you ever bright enough to join the Core. You are the last of a dead end in our family’s story, and I thank whatever god above took pity on me long enough to ensure you never took the time to propagate your poisonous genetic code to a new generation.” He tilted his head, “I guess that little frog really did a number on your heart when she took the box and ran… silver lining to that whole wretched situation I suppose…”


Seeing Andrias’ features had now twisted into a frothing rage he smiled, “You’re not this first of our family to have such… tastes… son. But you should be thankful she left when she did, spared you a whole different sort of heartbreak…” his lips curled back further in a mad grin, “I mean… the size difference alone when a Leviathan engages with a lesser being results in… hmmm, let’s use a human analogy… road-kill would sum it up nicely.”


Andrias' face was red with rage, almost glowing in the gloom of the throne room. The Dark King bellowed with laughter, “What’s wrong, son? Did I strike a nerve? Well before you form any ideas inside that thick skull of yours let me make it painfully obvious how this is going to go…” With a flick of his forearm, he cast Anne onto the ground where she lay in a crumpled heap between the two royals, her ragged breaths barely audible over the hum of engines and crackle of two energy blades. “I put little Anne here down in the dirt with barely a scratch on me. Remind me again… how did your scuffle with her go?”


Anne didn’t pick up Andrias’ reply. Her whole body arced with pain and exhaustion, and it was all she could do to remain conscious. Tears sprung into her eyes as her left arm, or rather the stump that was left, scrapped against the stone floor. Despite it all, the young girl lifted her head, determined to take in everything she could in the remote case she was to learn something of value that could help her friends in the future.


The Dark King and Andrias had turned, now gazing towards a column of frobots entering the throne room. They were armed with swords and shields, and adorned in the royal purple of House Leviathan. At the head of the collum was a dark prince, one which Anne did not recognize. They were diminutive compared to those she’d faced so far, and seemingly lacked any sort of specialized armament or chassis morph. The Dark King’s bemused voice broke the silence.


“Seriously? Your big play is using my own machines against me?” Raising his free hand the Dark King curled his fingers in a cross between a beckoning and grasping motion, “Units, attend your master.”


Andrias smirked, “Don’t bother, I locked you out of their network weeks ago. They answer to a different master now, me.”


“Cute… but ultimately a wasted effort. Voice recognition! Recognize your master!” With a jolt the frobots eyes shifted, changing from a pale yellow to to the amber glow of the Core. The Dark King snickered, “You’re outmatched, out-planned, out-gunned… and to top it all, Andrias, you never learn…” he beckoned towards the dark prince, “Omega, approach your master.”


“Omega…” Andrias’ voice was hollow and distant.


“You put your trust in others again Andrias, and again they betray you. I’d have thought someone even with your meagre excuse for an intellect would recognize the pattern by now… you don’t have friends Andrias, or family. All you have are people that either betray you, or you betray them first. It happened with Leif. It happened with me. It happened with Marcy. ” The Dark King smiled as Omega stepped forward, “And you know what they say… fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me…Hmm, I don't think they have a saying for a third time, let alone a fourth. You really should have known better. Omega is a construct, a simulated lifeform, with no will or loyalty beyond that which I programmed therein.” Omega stepped up beside the Dark King, who put his arm across the frobot’s shoulders, “So don’t blame poor little Omega here… you did this to yourself.”


From her position on the floor, Anne watched as Andrias seemed to deflate, shrivelling up as his shoulders sagged and his head bowed. He looked old now and ragged, and in far worse shape than had had even after the beating Anne had dealt him all those months ago. With a hiss, the yellow blade of his weapon evaporated, and he fell to his knees, “Just… just kill me and be done with it.”


“Like I said.” the Dark King’s eyes flared with cruel delight, “You haven’t earned my mercy, son.” with a snap of his fingers he signalled the frobot royal guard, “Take the prince to the suspension rack. I don’t want to lay eyes upon this wretched creature until the last traces of his failure are at long last corrected…”


As the frobots marched away, a sullen Andrias in tow, the Dark King strode over to Anne’s fallen form. Reaching down, he wrapped the thumb and index finger of his right hand around her cheeks and lifted her so that they were staring eye to eye. His lips split in a smile, “Well, Boonchuy. It seems our family has a vacancy, and I must admit I’ve always wanted a daughter… particularly one with such a connection to the gems… Omega, be a dear and summon Upsilon. This princess needs a new arm… and a crown.”


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“We are ready…” Upsilon, little more than a shuffling parcel of robotic limbs and pipes, bowed deeply, “It came down to the wire, so to speak, but I believe the prototype matches your specifications. Those three newts were most efficient. ”


Gazing down into the machine bay, the Dark King’s eyes glimmered with cold amusement, “it certainly looks impressive, but are you certain it will perform as I hope? I expect bluster and exaggeration from your siblings Upsilon, not from you…”


“The engineering is sound and proven, effectively a reapplication of our preexisting mining and manufacturing technology. Little more than one of our resource harvesters meshed into one of the minor factory complexes… and then given legs.” the dark prince pointed to the mechanical monstrosity’s gaping maw, which glowed brightly beneath them, illuminating the two being’s features as the furnaces within roared with pressurized fury, “the intake channel breaks down any materiel that enters it. Organic matter, titanium, and even tungsten are reduced to slag within seconds by the obliterator furnace. The raw slag is then collected in the initial dozen manufacturing hubs and fabricated into whatever form the unit’s machine brain deems necessary. This could take the form of replacement armour panels, frobot repair units…”


The Dark King’s mouth raised into a smirk, “And new manufacturing hubs?”


“Thus initiating a scenario of exponential growth, whereby the Dread-bot continues to grow, thus increasing its total material intake, thus converting those materials into new manufacturing hubs, and thus causing the unit to grow larger.”


“Is there an endpoint?”


“Only your beck and call, majesty.” Upsilon crossed his arms, cocooning himself in his web of limbs, “As with all frobot units, the Devourer class Dread-bot is part of the Core network and can be directly controlled by you at any distance. It also contains the same voice recognition override you bade me install as a precaution against Andrias’ treason.

There is no risk of the unit going rogue.”


“Excellent, you prove your worth once more Upsilon.” With a flutter of his dark cloak, the Dark King turned, “We will deploy the unit to the human’s city of angels. I wish to observe its progress firsthand.”


Upsilon bowed once more, “It shall be done. Majesty.”


“Then all is ready…” The crack of metal striking stone echoed throughout the halls of the castle as the Dark King, with Upsilon in tow, ascended the gloomy corridors of the castle. Upward they climbed, past the barren terraces and above even the grim throne room, to a chamber just beneath what had once been the main weapon system of the fortress, now conduit to its master. As the door to the royal auditorium swung open the Dark King was greeted with a bustling but eerily quiet mass of his servants. Frobots, modified with musical instruments formed a soulless orchestra, standing in tight rows and awaiting instruction. At the centre of the chamber, adorned in the gold of a dozen subjugated worlds, sat a grand piano open and ready for performance, complete with a sheet of music resting atop.


Theta, on paper: the imperial minister of culture, but in function: the empire’s propaganda mouthpiece, curtsied before her father-master. “It is ready, majesty. Just as you wished it done.”


“A fine effort.” The Dark King’s eyes roamed about the room, “Have Omicron and Tau delivered on their end?”


Theta’s synthetic voice was melodious, and she cooed softly as she spoke, “Twenty-one fusion warheads, ready for deployment. Omicron tells me you already received his list of targets?”


The Dark King nodded curtly, his fingers were trembling, shaking with excitement. “Have the humans taken note?”


“Omicron reports that several intel bulletins have made it back to the human leadership in the settlements ‘Washington’ and ‘Brussels’. They have raised their readiness indicator to position two from its earlier position of three.”


“A feeble gesture. A last-ditch attempt to exert what little control over their world they can afford. Time to enlighten them to the futility of it all…”


As the Dark King climbed the stairs to the piano Upsilon’s ocular sensors flickered then he began counting, “T minus one minute… T minus fifty seconds…”


The Dark King sat at the piano, cracking his fingers with a satisfied grunt he smiled, gazing down at the twenty-one red gems set into the keys, each one ready to be lit from below. He rested his fingers upon the keys, “All ships, prepare for combat insertion!”


Outside the castle, the unnatural dark was cut by a burst of brilliant blue light. Across the skies of Amphibia, and along the thousands of muster fields, portals began to open. The faces of the frobot legions and the hulls of the assembled armada caught the light, twinkling in the dark as before them the light of a new world shone.


“T minus thirty seconds…”


Theta spun about the room, humming to herself as she inspected the orchestra one final time. Satisfied she pranced over to the broadcast console, and began turning dials, “connection established to the human network, we are ready to broadcast.”


“T minus twenty seconds…”


The Dark King’s fingers danced in anticipation, a grin splitting his features, “Overture, an opening, a beginning, and a deliciously violent one at that. Nuclear fire makes a fine evolution to cannon fire… and makes a louder bang.”


“T minus ten seconds…”


“Nine…”


“Eight…”


“Seven…”


“Six…”


“Five…”


“Four…”


The Dark King closed his eyes, “All units, engage at combat speed!”


“Three…”


“Two…”


“One…”


The Dark King’s fingers fell upon the first two keys. “Showtime.”


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<<05/13/2020 - 2:45pm EST>>

<<Atlanta, Georgia, USA>>

<<Center for Disease Control Emergency Operations Center>>

“-look, we’re not going to get anywhere if this idiot notion about masks continues. It’s a national disgrace and if it continues we’ll be looking down the barrel of at minimum an additional quarter of a million deaths before this thing runs its course. Now-” Thomas William paused, train of thought lost. Around him, the assembly of doctors civil servants and military officials too glanced about.


Thomas frowned, “Who the fuck’s playing Tchaikovsky?”


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<<05/13/2020 - 2:45pm EST>>

<<California Airspace, USA>>

“Oh… fuck… fuck, fuck, fuck!”


Colonel Carter’s voice cut over her headset, “Care to elaborate Speedy?”


Jane swallowed hard, “Picking up bogeys, sir… over LA.”


“I see them… squadron, accelerate to combat speed and get target lock.”


Erin’s voice crackled over the radio, “Twenty-three… no, Twenty-four bogeys approaching on an intercept vector, bearing 274! Seventy klicks out!”


“Belay last order, squadron come about!”


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<<05/13/2020 - 2:45pm EST>>

<<Los Angeles, California, USA>>

<<LA AFB>>

Major Ben Hampton glowered sullenly up at the sky. Beside him, equally non-plussed, captains Peter Cunningham of the Canadian Armed Forces and Micheal Martin of the Australian Defence Force watched as dozens of blue portals vomited forth a seemingly endless stream of dark ships.


Reaching down to the stable the three men were sitting at, Cunningham snatched a cigarette from the box in front of Martin. The Australian man threw his hands up, “mate! What the fuck?”


“I’ll pay you back.” Cunningham lit the cigarette and placed it between his lips.


Hampton cocked an eyebrow at the Canadian, “I thought you didn’t smoke.”


Wincing slightly, Cunningham blew out a small cloud and gestured up towards the sky, “fuck it.”


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The Dark King’s hands danced along the length of the keyboard rhythmically, his head nodding in time with the melody. From behind the broadcast console, Theta’s gaze moved side to side, adjusting here, tuning there. Upsilon, standing behind the orchestra as it played along with the Dark King watched in cold silence, utterly unmoved by the melody. Within, however, he was aroar with activity. Omicron was bouncing back thousands of transmissions and it fell to the master of Artifice to relay the important ones to his master. This should have been Beta’s job, but as he was a pile of scrap somewhere in the eastern periphery the duty fell to Upsilon.


Most of the transmissions were pleading, miserable creatures, begging for their lives. These were instantly deleted. Some were attempts to communicate, with offers to exchange scientific data. These, along with transmissions from members of the human aristocracy were stored for future use. Collaborators would make occupation far less costly, and those of these willing volunteers who survived the initial invasion would be contacted for participation in such a scheme. Lastly, there were the transmissions from the governments of Terra. Most demanding, some defeatist, while others were a colourful string of insults in the given native tongue. He stored the latter in a personal data vault, for future use against his siblings.


At last, one caught his eye, “Majesty. The head of the human geopolitical entity known as the United States of America has attempted contact. He seems rather eager to assist our efforts, he…” Upsilon paused, “In exchange for using the remaining nuclear weapons at his disposal to wipe out the geopolitical entity known as Mexico, the… human ethnoreligious group designated as the Jewish Peoples, humans following the religious doctrine of Islam, humans identifying, humans identifying with the human political ideology of liberalism, and… apologies I’m not entirely sure what this last missive means but he also offers to exterminate the ‘happy people’ and the transformer people’... I think the original translation was some form of slur… In any event, he wants assurances that he will be spared your wrath…”


Still playing, the Dark King’s head turned, “Funny man, but no. I need this world intact. A nuclear winter would make cultivation of my host species far more troublesome.”


Upsilon nodded, “Shall I relay your response to Omicron for reply?”


A cruel grin curled the Dark King’s lip, “No, tell the human we’ll be sending him… a gift. Theta, change to weapon deployment order. Let's give the president back his weapon.”


“At once.”


The Dark King leant over the piano. Within his mind's eye, he watched the playbacks, scenes broadcasting from the ocular sensors of his frobot legions all across the human world. They were reaching population centres now, digging into human crowds with lasers and claws as fire from the fleet overhead reduced buildings and people to blistered ruins. Images of men, women, and children, screaming in pain and fear flooded his mind. He drank it in, taking the occasional moment to project his mind into a frobot unit to experience the carnage and death firsthand fully.


When he came back to his body he found he was laughing, shrieking with glee as the death count ticked higher and higher. All the while tears rolled down his face.


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> “STOP!”


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> “STOP IT! Please!”


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> “please


The climax was fast approaching, as his fingers travelled down the keys the Dark King let out a snarl of satisfaction as the first of the red gems ignited, blazing blood red against the ivory-white and ebony back of the keyboard. The music built higher. The royal auditorium hummed with energy, practically shaking as the frobot orchestra basted sound not only across Amphibia but to all the ears of the human world.


His finger rose above the key, the red light it cast lighting his face from below.


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==EMERGENCY NOTIFICATION==
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==SEEK SHELTER IMMEDIATELY IN A BASEMENT OR UNDERGROUND LOCATION==
==IF YOU DO NOT HAVE A BASEMENT, SECURE YOURSELF IN A ROOM AS FAR AWAY FROM THE OUTSIDE AS POSSIBLE==


==EMERGENCY NOTIFICATION==
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Notes:

I thought this is as good a place as any to discuss some of my thoughts as they relate to the Core, especially the differences between Darcy and the Dark King but also their distinct approaches to Andrias and my headcanon behind it. This is just going to be verbal diarrhea, however. I'm not obligated to write anything coherent in the author's note section.

I always assumed that while the Core did indeed see Marcy as a viable host, its primary motive was to punish and exert its will over Andrias. To that end, I think the Core initially thought Andrias would be a lot easier to control while it wore Marcy's face but as we see in the later episodes of the series it's shocked when Andrias turns on it. This gets into my headcanon and how the Core interfaces with its hosts. I think Marcy somewhat overrode the Core with her own personality, I would probably go as far as to say humanity in canon was saved because Darcy spent more time obsessing over Marcy's phone and cupcakes than it did planning its conquest of Earth. It could handle an entire moon but couldn't escape the quirks of a silly neurodivergent child. I also think this affected Darcy's approach to Andrias. Right up until the moment she breaks out of the Core's illusion, Marcy is still holding on to her delusions. Sure, she fought with Anne and Sasha against Andrias when he did his whole true colours bit, but I think the denial of reality, particularly that Andrias could betray her like that persisted, and in my opinion infected the Core. The Core places an unreasonable amount of trust in Andrias given his prior failures, and while it talks the talk about admonishing him for his failures it still is taken completely by surprise when he eventually turns on the Core.

Now, the Dark King. It's pretty much the opposite end of the spectrum in terms of addressing Andrias. Whereas Marcy trusted Andrias implicitly Cameron has nothing but hatred and contempt for the newt. So, upon taking Cameron as its host and becoming the Dark King, instead of deluding itself into trusting Andrias deludes itself into hating him. Focusing on every flaw and perceived slight. It takes every opportunity to provoke him and to push his loyalty to the limit under the pretense of amusing itself. In reality, it just wants an excuse, a reason to snap and tear apart the being it blames for everything that went wrong in its life.

Outside their treatment of Andrias the two avatars of the Core are fundamentally the same character just expressed through a different lens. Though Darcy never got a chance to exercise her sadism chops I think she would have found some creative solution to extracting the calamity energy from Anne. The differences are mainly in approach, Darcy was a far more intellectual representation of the Core, preferring to let her enemies come to her and ensnare them in an inescapable trap. For all his aggression, violence, and clever tactics, the Dark King has yet to achieve such a total victory over the rebels as he launches his own version of the invasion. Granted, his more proactive approach to the war has led him to achieve feats beyond anything Darcy was capable of, kill count being the principal one.

All that being said, as hinted in this chapter, there'll be a new host added to this roster soon. So I guess we'll then see what the Core looks like through the lens of Anne...

I've got pretty much the whole climax and ending charted out, including what possessed Anne is going to get up to, kinda stuck on a name for her though... Danne just... doesn't jive with me... and Dark Anne is a bit too wordy for what I think her personality would be... I'll workshop something.

Chapter 66: The Only Light We'll See

Summary:

Sasha completes her training for her rematch with the Dark King and learns some new words.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

There’s blood between his fingers. He can’t see it, but he can smell it, he can feel it. It’s dripping down his palm, pooling at the base of his wrist before it drips to the ground. It’s thick, viscous, and sticky. An attempt to wipe his hand clean succeeds only in spreading the dark liquid across his skin, staining it. He still can’t see it, but he can feel the red soaking into his skin, solidifying just beneath the surface.


“Hey!” Sash’s voice cuts through the malaise. “Are you even paying attention?”


Andy looked up from his hand.


Standing across the conjured meadow from him, Sash’s brow furrows. Her swords, once held at the ready are sinking to her side as a flash of concern crosses her face. “Is everything okay?


No time for that.


With a flick of his hand, Andy brought the haft of his spear up and with a lightning-fast strike planted the blunt end between her eyes. With a gasp of pain, Sasha fell to the ground, clutching at her nose.


Bringing the spear back to his side, Andy chuckled, “I could ask you the same, on both accounts.” With a swift gesture, he sent a mote of brilliant golden light across to her where it touched down upon her nose. “We’re going to reach ship of Theseus discussion points if I have to keep patching you up like this. Never drop your guard in front of the enemy, and until I call a halt you’re to treat me as just that. The Dark King will not fight fair, he will use deception, trickery, and illusion to cloud your judgement.”


Sasha rose, “Yeah but you…” eyes opening wide, she jumped to the side, narrowly avoiding his spear tip as it shot out like a viper, “Got it, yep! Okay!”


Andy grinned, “Good.” Though his features split into a cocky grin, his heart was racing. The psychosis was getting worse.


Sash’s presence had reversed some of the more debilitating effects. She grounded him, providing a focus so he could stabilize and concentrate on the present, but it was a fleeting thing.


The two began sparring once more, dancing about the conjured lands of the Guardian’s home realm. Back and forth they strayed, Sasha getting faster and faster with every hour as she pushed herself harder and harder still. Andy, however, only grew slower.


When at last he called a halt and they settled down to rest as they had for a dozen such times previous Andy noted how much less healing magic he’d had to cast on her since they’d first started training together.


This didn’t surprise him. He had always known she was incredible. Even in her vilest moments, his little sister approached every obstacle with a drive and passion that was nothing short of terrifying. That little ego of hers, for all the damage it had done to her and her friends, had been hard-won over years of constant hard work and self-dedication. It was part of the reason he and their parents had let it fester for so long, it always pushed her to be better. Unfortunately, that ‘better’ had not manifested in matters of empathy or compassion.


And he had not been the one to help her through that…


She had, albeit thanks to a considerable effort on the part of Anne, been left to work through it herself. Alone. And she had the scars to prove it.


That above all made his stomach turn. When he saw the wound left on her cheek, and the crisscross of tissue that covered her arms and back he felt something break inside him. She was too young to have scars, to be left permanently marked by violence. It wasn’t fair.


He’d done what he could, discreetly of course. Healing magic had faded the worst of them. Echos of past lacerations, particularly those left by the Dark King’s hand, had been progressively smoothed flat over a period of days. The adjustments were so gradual Sasha was left none the wiser, though she had giddily remarked once how this realm made her skin feel all the softer.


It was the least he could do for her, and perhaps the last. Yet another secret he had to keep from her… He’d told her she’d have to return soon. That the realm’s flow of time was slow but still marched forward at a steady pace. That was a lie. Here time was a flat circle, with all things occurring simultaneously and forever. There was a different reason he needed her to leave. As slowly as her scars faded, so too was he.


The psychosis, brought on by the initial week of starvation, the brain-melting encounter with the Guardian, and the everpresent burden of the spear, was worsening. So far he’d hidden the symptoms well, able to pass off the fits of mad laughter as just remembering a joke and the frequent hallucinations as byproducts of the Guardian’s realm. Sasha was not a fool, however, and had an extraordinary ability to see right to the core of a person, past all the theatrics they threw up. It wouldn’t be long until she saw through his bullshit… or caught on to his physical degradation. The spear was an immense burden, not meant to be used or wielded for it fed upon any energy that came to hand. The only source of which at present, was himself.


He estimated he had about a year left in him, maybe less. Certainly, only weeks until the strain on his body became noticeable beyond the grey hair and emaciation. Sasha needed to leave before that happened. The last thing she needed was another source of worry, especially for someone she’d never see again.


There was no night in this land, but the Guardian was kind enough to dim the ever-present light in a cycle that mimicked an Earth day. With the ‘day’s’ training done Andy and Sasha sat around a crudely erected camp, conjured up by the former in a style that mimicked the camping equipment the Waybright family used in their trips into the wilderness back on Earth.


Sasha lay on her back, gazing up into the multicoloured field of stars, amour and swords sitting in a neat pile at her side. Andy’s eye flicked over to her, then back to the fire at the centre of the camp, his thin face drawn in a pensive look as he watched the flames dance.


“You’re doing it again.” Sasha didn’t turn her gaze from the sky, but her tone indicated she’d picked up on Andy’s glance.


Andy’s brow furrowed, but his amusement seeped through as the corner of his mouth curled upward, “What?”


“The whole: ‘please talk to me’ routine.” Sasha rolled her head to the side, fixing her cloned brother with an exasperated stare, “Mom said you’ve been doing since middle school. So what, you hit puberty and suddenly you don’t know how to start conversations anymore?”


“Naw.” Andy crossed his hand behind his head and leaned back, “My brain finally developed the embarrassment lobe.” Narrowing his eye he extended an ominous finger towards her, “Just you wait, it’ll happen to you too…” he snorted, “and then high school hits like a truck…”


“Is that what you wanted to talk about?”


Andy smiled, “Well since you refuse to let it go… I kinda just wanted to, ya know, gossip. There’s a deficit of conversationalists out here in the void… this might be my only chance to just talk bullshit.”


Sasha grinned, “Can you teach me more swear words?”


“Wha- no!”


Sasha’s head flopped back, “Oh, come on! You’re teaching me how to kill people, at least give me a couple I can drop into one-liners.”


“Don’t you fucking dare tell mom and dad that I taught you to kill!”


“Oh! ‘Fuck’ means sex right?”


Andy’s features froze in a look of horror before shrugging up into a ferocious scowl, “God fuc- no! Well, yes- I mean…” he sighed, scowl turning into a smile as a mischievous light danced in his eye, “ah what the hell, yeah, it’s another word for intercourse, best used as a verb, as in ‘go fuck yourself’ or ‘fuck you’. Alternatively, it can be combined with any given noun or suffix to create absolute hilarity: fishfuck, fuckbasket, fuckity, fuckhead. The possibilities are truly endless.”


Sasha held her hands over her mouth, stifling a giggle, “Oh my god!”


“Didn’t think I’d cave that easily did you? Wanna know why?” he giggled as Sasha nodded, her face turning a shade of pink as she fought to keep her breathing under control, “b- heh hee- because when you get home and start swearing up a storm in front of mom and dad, they’re going to- hehe- they’re gonna demand the know where you learnt it you're going to say ‘my brother taught them to me’ and then Cameron’s - hahehe- gonna get shit about it for the rest of his life! Haahaha!”


They fell about into laughter, holding their chests as their diaphragms threatened to burst on through. At last, Sasha wiped a tear from her eye, “Why are you throwing Cam under the bus?”


Andy waved his hand in the air, “fuck that guy, he ruined my life.” he chuckled, “Nah, he’ll find it funny… Probably… Let’s move on from me though, you’ll have plenty of time to chat with Cam about that, I wanna get the tea on Sash.”


“I thought we already did my psychoanalysis.” Sasha’s shoulders sank, “Not that they’re much to tell… narcissist comes to mind more than once…” her voice became small as she hugged her knees, “You were right, I’m a garbage person…”


“Oop! Nope, u-turn!” Andy shook his head, “we’re course-correcting, right now. You’re an absolutely shredded queen with outstanding leadership qualities.”


Sasha glanced over at him, eye-lidded, “I don’t want my ego fed, I want honesty.”


“I am being honest. Your shoulders are, like, twice the size they were last summer. You look like a character from a fighting anime.”


“Dumbass…” Sasha turned her face away to hide the embarrassed flush on her cheeks. “Anyways. That’s just skin deep…”


“Alright, let me spell it out for you. You, at the age of thirteen, have led a highly successful insurgency against a numerically and technologically superior foe.”


“Anne was the one that brought them together… and Marcy was the one who came up with all the strategy. All I did was boss people around… just like I’ve always done…”


“It’s been a team effort, it’s always been a team effort. Sure, without Anne, you’d have never brought the frogs, toads, and newts together, and without Marcy, you’d be stuck fighting frobots with stones and arrows, but without you, there’d be no rebellion to begin with. You can bring out exactly what you want from a person, be it their worst self or their best, the former is the abuse you levelled at Anne and Marcy for years but the latter is leadership. It’s not just about bossing people around, it’s about making them better. It’s about raising their aspirations and performance to a higher standard. That’s what you do, that’s what you’ll keep doing.” Andy winced, “Sorry, I don’t mean to lecture… I just… I can’t let you go back there with your head full of that bullshit. You’re not a bad person Sash, you just… got a bit too accustomed to being in control.”


Sasha was quiet for a moment, when at last she spoke some of the strength had returned to her voice, “And I’m just supposed to take your word on that and forgive myself?”


“I hope you do, because if you don’t the precedent doesn’t leave me in a nice place…”


Sasha sat up, “what’s that supposed to mean?”


Andy took in a deep breath, “There are events in motion, I won’t go into detail but the Dark King has a lot of blood on his hands, Cam’s hands, my hands, more than you know.”


“That’s totally different! It’s not the same at all! ”


“Is it? Every action the Dark King has taken has come from Cameron’s mind. The Core might have provided the impetus but if I were to go about exterminating humanity this is how I'd do it.”


Sasha shook her head, “Cam didn’t consciously make those decisions, they are being made for him. Neither he, nor you, had a choice in the matter.”


Andy’s features darkened, “not true… there were a couple of times when Cam had a way out… but…” he glanced away, “but we lacked the will to go through with it…”


Sasha’s face grew pale, “You don’t mean…”


“Remember what I said, when you free Cam don’t let him be alone… he’s not safe with himself…” Andy shuddered, “I didn’t mean for this to get so dark… uh… let’s talk about something else, anything else…”


Sasha looked like she was about to puke, “I don’t know that I can…”


Andy snapped his fingers, a playful glint dancing in his eye, “time for the nuclear option then. Tell me about your crushes.”


“I- ah-” Sasha’s face went beet red, “this so not the time!”


Andy snickered, “I disagree. Come on, let’s hear it.” As Sasha floundered he crossed his arms, “You’re the most popular kid in school and you pick from both teams, you can’t tell me you’ve got nothing.”


Sasha grabbed the pillow off her sleeping cot nearby and wrapped it over her head, “Oh my god, this is not happening! You’re worse than Mom and Dad!” She froze, peering out from beneath the pillow, “Wait… did you just…?”


Andy blinked, “What? Oh, shit, was that not funny? I’ve been sitting on it for a while but now that I’ve actually shot it off… uh… I thought a sport’s metaphor would be harmless enough and-”


“No, no! No, it’s not that, you’re usually not funny, I mean how did you know?”


“Ah- ow… uh… well.” Andy shrugged, “What do you mean, ‘how did I know?’”


Sasha stared at him wide-eyed, “What do you mean, ‘what do you mean?’ I only found out, like, a month ago! This is the first time you’ve seen me since November! How did you know?


Andy shrugged, “Wha- There’s no way, seriously? A month ago?”


Sasha hugged the pillow tightly, “Yeah! A month ago!” She narrowed her eyes, “Why, what were you thinking?”


Andy snorted incredulously, “Girl… I’ve known for at least the past year and a half. Like, you all of a sudden took to watching both men’s and women’s sports religiously.” He paused, a sly smile creeping across his face, “Wait a second… a month ago? You’ve only been around two other people in that time frame-”


“No!” Sasha’s face was somehow a deeper red than ever before, “I- uh, I mean, yeah, so what about the sports? You watch men's and women’s sports, so does Dad.”


“Yeah, but you’re missing a critical bit of info. Dad and I are watching the game, you’re always watching something else.”


Sasha’s eyes narrowed, “What’s that supposed to mean?”


“Alright, riddle me this, batman: women’s college basketball game, the weekend before we got sent to Amphibia. Who won?”


“I don’t know it was a regular season game, low stakes, why would I keep track?”


“Alright, easier question then: who was playing? You were glued to the screen, you must remember that at least.”


Sasha furrowed her brow, “uh… there was this tall and super athletic brunette girl… she spent most of the game guarding this other African-American girl…”


“What were the teams Sash? Do you even remember the colour of the jerseys?”


Sash looked away, pouting, “I don’t see what this has to do with anything.”


Andy giggled, “Okay, okay, I’ll stop. Teasing’s over.”


“Good.” Sasha glared at him, “But I deserve an evening on the playing field.”


Andy’s smile faded. He pursed his lips, “Am I really going to expose Cam like that…?”


Sasha smirked, “You gonna cover for the guy who ruined your life?”


“So true, fuck that guy.” Andy grinned, “He’s absolutely pathetic for smart, nerdy, girls.”


Sasha cocked an eyebrow, “So… Marcy?”


“Ew, no. Even if she wasn’t five years younger than me, anyone adjacent to my sister is instantly out of contention.”


“I’m going to tell Marcy you said ew about her.”


“Please do, and I hope she pukes all over you for suggesting it.”


The siblings' laughter carried over the star-lit sky, a brief moment of levity in the unfolding hell.


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Polly rubbed her eyes as she sat up in her bunk. All around her, packed in like sardines on their spartan billets, a number of the Corebreaker’s crew lay resting, their gentle snores melding into a background hum against the ship’s natural resonance.


Having cleared the battle zone Marcy had ordered much of the crew to stand down and retire for the next few hours, leaving only herself and a skeleton crew to keep the fleet mobile. Polly had initially rejected the order but as Marcy had put it, rather convincingly, operating plasma reactors required a level of focus and mental energy a sleep-deprived mind was ill-equipped to facilitate. Having been firing on all cylinders since early that morning, Polly was in a poor position to argue that point.


She must have passed out for a couple of hours, maybe three. As she glanced about, however, the duration of her power nap faded to a secondary concern in the tadpole’s mind. Frobo was missing.


The salvaged frobot, though having lost the vast majority of his once formidable frame, could prove quite agile on those four wheels of his. Wandering, however, wasn’t like him. Maybe he was suffering from a malfunction brought on by damage taken during the battle.


Shifting the thin bed sheet aside, Polly winced as the bundled form of Sprig beside her, flinched. He was compressed into a fetal position, with his knees up against his chest beneath the bedsheet. Disturbed in his slumber but still fast asleep, the young frog mumbled under his breath, “...‘just Sprig’ against the world… doesn’t… sound right…”


Standing stock still, Polly waited until her big brother settled once more. Then, once satisfied that he was, she gently eased herself over the side of the bunk, gliding down the ladder and onto the floor. It went without saying… Frobo wasn’t the only one suffering from the last few hours.


After quickly scanning beneath the bunks of the barracks to see if the illusive frobot had parked beneath, Polly popped out into the hall. The Corebreaker was a massive vessel, though not quite as large as the royal castle, it was easily as large as any of the Toad Towers and was a veritable labyrinth of rooms and halls, the vast majority of which the rebels had yet to fully explore.


Polly took a deep breath and swallowed hard. Beyond the fear of bumping into some creature of the deep that had made its home in the bowels of the ship, another thought had crossed the tadpole’s mind. The Dark King seemed bent on stripping the rebels of everything they held dear, and as a Cameron had been he was certainly aware of Frobo being in their midst. She and Marcy had worked exhaustively to secure her metal friend against the central frobot network but what if the Dark King had found a weakness in their firewall? A rogue frobot loose in the ship could do unimaginable damage, possibly even down the vessel entirely.


Polly bit her lip, “Ooooohhhhh, noooo… the smart thing to do would be to raise the alarm, wouldn’t it?” She glanced back, hearing the gentle snores. On the one hand, if she raised the alarm and Frobo was just on the fritz she’d have wasted everyone’s time when every wink of sleep could split the difference between life and death in the next confrontation with the king’s forces… but if Frobo was a danger to the ship and she did nothing…


Polly’s brow furrowed. The third option was that Frobo was a danger to the ship, but if she called an emergency it was all the more likely that someone with a less than gentle hand, like Grime, would get to him first. Mind made up, Polly took off down the hall, “Nah, I’ve got this.”


As she wound deeper and deeper into the bowels of the rebellion’s flagship Polly began to pick up her errant friend’s trail. Tire tracks burned into the stone at hard corners led her past the engine bay and into true parts unknown of Corebreaker. Algae and sediment filled most of the rooms and the stink of rotting ocean life filled her nostrils.

Through some of the ajar doors, she glimpsed the occasional flash of a carapace belonging to some deep water crustacean. These creatures were scavengers, seeking only to devourer the remains left behind by beasts such as the great sea serpent that had attacked the diving party earlier that day, though Polly did not know this herself and was therefore tense with fright as she heard their chittering behind closed doors.


At long last Polly rounded a corner to see Frobo pounding his face against a particularly heavy blast door. The frobot was attempting to gain entry to whatever lay beyond, probably some kind of storage bay given the size of the door by Polly’s estimation. Creeping up slowly, Polly brought herself up behind Frobo, careful to remain outside his field of view as she did so. Now within reach of her quarry, she leapt forward, landing atop Frobo’s dome-like head, pining him to the stone floor, “Gotcha!”


Frobo’s tires screamed in protest, but fruitlessly. Gripping him on either side, Polly lifted him off the ground, peeking quickly at his ocular sensors, though not so close that his laser eyes could strike her if he was of a mind to do so. Relief flooded over her as she saw the familiar pale yellow light that still glowed within, “Oh good, you’re still in safe mode. What’s all this about huh? Running off like some kind of mad robot? What’s gotten into you?”


Frobo glanced at Polly, “Need. Body.”


Polly sighed, “Yeah I’m sorry pal, I want you to have a body too.”


In response to her words, a green light flashed within Frobo’s eyes, “Confirmed. Connection Authorized.”


Polly shook him, “Hey! No, no, no! What are you connecting to? You don’t know where this ship’s been!” A sound on the other side of the door caused her to freeze. Something, no, somethings were moving in there, and from the sounds of it, they were big. Really big. Polly took a step back, heart racing. They were moving towards the door, the pure mass of whatever they were causing the very halfway to shake and tremble from their steps. Polly laughed nervously, “Heh, good thing you didn’t get this door open, eh pal?”


“Confirmed. Door. Open.” With a hiss, the blast door began to slide open.


Polly let out something between a whine and a wail, “I’m gonna let Soggy Joe use you for a camp stove!”


She could see a lead figure standing just beyond the door as it opened. It was tall, standing over twice as tall as any frog. Its skin was mud brown and it had a rusted bulbous carapace that glinted against what little light shone from the hallways lights… Polly blinked, rust?


Golden yellow eyes shone from the frobot’s head, blazing down upon her with robotic indifference. It took a step forward, revealing the sea of similar sets of eyes within the gloom of the storage bay behind him. Polly stopped counting after she got to fifty…


Her mouth went dry, “Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no…”


“We.”


“Nonononono!”


“Are.”


“Please don’t kill me! Hop Pop’s gonna do it just fine! You wouldn’t take that away from him, would you? He’s an old ass man he doesn’t have much left!”


“Frobo.”


“Wha-” Once again Polly blinked. Glancing down she suddenly realized that the voice had not only been coming from the hulking frobot in front of her but also from the item in her hands, “Oh yes! OH YES! OHYESOHYESOHYES! AHAHAHAHAHAH!”


The Frobos behind in the storage bay began hopping up and down, “We. Are. Frobo. We. Are. Legion.”


Marcy rubbed her eyes, doing her best to push sleep from her mind. Through lidded eyes, she glared over at Hop Pop, “What do you mean ‘shaking’?”


The elder frog, who had volunteered to take over the helm while the rest of the crew slept threw his arms out wide, “I’m not a pilot Marcy, but the… uh… thingy that you told me shows if the ship is level is bouncing up and down like nobody’s business.”


“Inclinometer.”


“What?”


“It’s called… never mind I’ll check myself.” Marcy closed her eyes, drifting into the ship’s cyberspace. Instantly she felt it. The ship was bouncing, as if hundreds of tons of metal were being thrown about inside. Returning to the real world, she motioned to two newts who were repairing one of the consoles, “There’s something loose down around level four, be careful, there’s a lot of mass sifting down there.”


It was one thing after another. Though she’d declared confidently that the rebellion wasn't done yet, on the inside Marcy was a wreck. Anne was gone, Sasha was missing, and if the reports from the killamoth scouts were to be believed the invasion of Earth had begun some short minutes ago. There were paths forward, certainly. The fact that Sasha had fallen into a portal and the note for Andrias proved that beyond a shadow of a doubt, but for now, alone as she was once more, Marcy wasn’t sure if she could pick herself up to walk down them.


She’d hidden the fleet within a cyclone far off the Amphibian shores, it was the only place with enough cover to elude the gaze of the Core, gazing down upon them from its moon-borne fortress. That was another issue entirely…


What are we supposed to do, blow up the moon?


Something tapped the side of her head, “Feet Command… Hey… Marcy!” Seeing she’d finally gotten the young girl’s attention, Beatrix stepped back, “Sorry, but you zoned out there for a second. I have news about Lieutenant Incillius.”


Straightening up Marcy nodded, “Yes… sorry, go ahead. I’m all ears.”


The toad captain clicked her tongue, officiously, “The ship you send has him. According to them, he’s got some very interesting information concerning Andrias. He’ll be here within the next fifteen minutes.”


Marcy’s eye fell to the deck, “Andrias… that’s… really good timing…”


Grime, who was following closely behind his sister, snorted, “Should I assemble the captains? Anything concerning the enemy brass should be heard by everyone.”


Marcy nodded, watching as the toad captain turned and wordlessly trudged away. Grime hadn’t been his usual bubbly (if only in a stoic kind of way) self since the beach. Though Marcy had told him many times over that she didn’t think Sasha was dead the toad seemed unable to shake the hollow light in his eye, or even muster a smile.


Marcy wished she knew a way to comfort him, but no words came to mind. Sasha had always been the one to deal with the people side of things… and Anne was the gentle one. Marcy was much more comfortable with puzzles and numbers.


“Ummm…” Hop Pop’s awkward squeak cut though Marcy’s musing.


“Is the shaking back?”


“Yes…?”


Marcy stood up, “you don’t sound very sure.”


“No, I’m sure it’s shaking but… uh…” the old frog tapped the display, “erm… now everything’s shaking.”


Marcy put her hand against the deck, feeling the slow vibration, “That’s probably turbulence, wind from the storm.”


“Uh… Marcy… the ‘storm’s’ coming up the hallway.”


“No, that’s… that’s not possible, I would have detected a breach.” Marcy’s head spun, “Did the shields get disrupted? That’d require an immense electromagnetic field… This storm isn’t a Cumulonimbus… I haven’t picked up any lightning strikes on our hull… is the ionosphere lower in Amphibia?”


“Marcy!”


“Quiet, I’m thinking!” Marcy put her fingers against her temples, “We didn’t take any direct hull damage…”


“Marcy, it’s not the storm it’s… Polly?”


Marcy’s eyes snapped open, turning she glanced over at the left side door to the bridge which was now threatening to be shaken off its frame as the ground shook. A calamitous cacophony of metal striking stone rang down the hall behind the door. Marcy opened her mouth to speak but then a gust of wind blew into her from the back, hot and coppery in her mouth. She was vaguely aware of Beatrix shouting for guards as she turned to come face to face with a portal opening directly onto the bridge.


With a crash, a frobot, of the older design similar to Frobo’s original body slammed through the door, all but obliterating the wall around it. Sitting atop it, and with the most smug grin imaginable upon her face, Polly rode, posed like a captain on the of a great warship, “Cower before my metal legion pions!”


Even if they were able to concoct a coherent sentence nobody had time to respond to the tadpole’s declaration as from within the portal burst a flurry of red leather, metal and bright blonde hair. Sasha Waybright grinned madly at the shocked assembly, “Guess what fuckers, I lived!


Earlier


“So that’s it then… does that mean you think I’m ready?”


Andy raised an eyebrow at Sasha as she donned her armour, “Pfft. No. If you try and go toe to toe with the Dark King you’re gonna get ass kicked.”


“Then what was the fucking point?”


Andy winced as she dropped the f bomb, “I have so many regrets…”


Sasha pulled her cuirass over her head and glared at him, “The fuck did you just say?”


“Please… I’m begging you.”


Sasha’s glare instantly flipped into a sly smirk, “Fine. Just one more.” She coughed to clear her throat, “fuck.”


Andy sighed, “Well, now that that’s out of your system…”


“Fuckity-”


With a flick of his hand, Andy muttered a phrase and the profanities died on Sasha’s lips. After trying to eke out a few more words and noises with no success the blonde girl resorted to sticking out her tongue and making rude gestures at her brother’s clone. His eyes narrowed, “I’m not unmuting you until you behave.” Crossing her arms and pouting Sasha nodded, a murderous, but playful, scowl rolling behind her eyes. With another flick, Andy released the spell, “As I was going to say, I need you to pay attention. We’re talking strategy today, and it addresses the issue about going toe to toe with the Dark King.”


With an exasperated sigh, Sasha slumped to the ground, “Oh great, lectures…”


“Yeah, it is, and you know what, I’m pulling the Anne and Marcy card. If you don’t pay attention they’re the ones that are going to suffer.”


Sheepishly Sasha leant forward, “Right… sorry, I know that.”


Andy smiled, “I know.” He tapped the side of his head, “It’s all going to be about psychology, understanding the enemy and yourself. The key to facing the Dark King is his sadism. It rules him more than his lust for control, especially when he doesn’t see any danger to himself. Right now, he’s on the top of his game, and with Anne out of the picture he doesn't consider anyone a threat, that’s your in.”


Sasha frowned, “and what, I get a decisive blow on him before he gets wise?”


“No.” Andy tapped his spear against the ground as he paced back and forth, “Well… sort of. You need to even the playing field like Anne did for a while there. Your target is the gems, specifically for you the pink gem. Get that and you’re back in the game. Get it and free Anne and you stand a chance. Get it, free Anne, and get the green gem for Marcy; congratulations, you win.”


Sasha bit her lip, “Well that sounds… easy…”


“I was getting to that.” Andy scratched his beard, “There are events in motion, some that I’ve helped orchestrate, and some that I’ve seized as the opportunity presented itself. We’re building a bridge to get you to that gem, all you need to do is walk across it.”


Sasha blinked in confusion, “who’s we?”


“God.” Andy’s face was completely humourless, “and a ghost lady who wanted me to kill myself.” Before Sasha could interject he continued, “So, first off: You need to get there in the first place. You don’t have time to fight a protracted fleet battle over Newtopia so you gotta take out the reserve fleet first. That part’s simple, tell Marcy to take the fleet to Quareller’s pass, the fog will give you the jump on them and you’ll wrap things up quickly. Next, you need to steam it to Newtopia, if the castle isn’t already grounded, knock that thing from the sky, we can’t let the Dark King maneuver.”


“Wait!” Sasha stuck her hand up, “Can’t he just portal out of there?”


“He could, but he’d got his original Core body, and the conduit that’s kept his wireless connection to the Moon, stored there, none of which he can move easily.”


Saha’s eyes went wide, “The moon?!”


“Oh yeah you missed that part, the Core lives on a massive databank on the moon but don’t worry about that for now. With the castle immobilized you need to get in there and secure the calamity box, as long as he has it you don’t stand a chance of stopping him. After that, it’s up to you to take the gem from his head. Focus on getting the pink one first, don’t worry about the others until you’ve got it.”


Sasha rubbed the side of her face, “Okay… let's assume all that works out like you said… how do I… uh…”


“How do you get your awesome anime powers?” Andy smirked, “Well, nobody’s done it like this before… but here’s some food for thought. Anne busted out the blue powers of heart after Andrias threw Sprig out a window, we can translate that to the pink gem. You’ll need to appeal to the aspect the gem represents, in this case, strength.”


“So… should I, like… flex?”


Andy shrugged, “Probably, I think you’ll know what to do when you get your hands on it, the gem of strength is the least complicated of the gems really, if you’re confident you’ll get through just fine.”


“I still don’t see how I’m supposed to pluck a gem from the head of the guy who you said would kick my ass in a fight.”


Andy winked, “In a straight-up fight, all things being equal? Of course, but that’s where I come in. For all the power, for all the tech and gadgets at his disposal, the Dark King is ultimately just Cameron Waybright. He’s human. More specifically he’s a human who already fought a being with calamity power today and hasn’t slept in at least three days. Chemical stimulants are keeping him on his feet but they’ll only get him so far. A couple more obstacles, a little more attrition, and he’ll start to fold. If I’m right by the time you get to him he’ll be at his wit's end.” Seeing Sasha nod Andy scowled, “That doesn't mean you can drop your guard. If he gets the opportunity he will kill you without a second thought. When you fight him, focus on mobility, don’t take risks, go in only when you see a clear opening. If you think you’ve gauged his reaction time, halve it, remember until you get those calamity powers he’s playing with you like a cat would with its prey. Don’t let him get under your skin either, that’s part of his strategy, he’ll try to throw you off balance, to make you angry or afraid. It’s all for show, you know how dangerous he is already.” He smiled, “Is all this getting through? I promise it’s the last of it but it is important.”


Sasha nodded, “Quarreller’s Pass, ground the castle, get the box, get the gems, and don’t get cocky along the way.”


“And to think everyone says Marcy is the only smart one of the three of you.” Andy grinned, “Watch your limbs, especially the legs, he’s got a ‘plucking wings off butterflies’ kind of personality, he’ll try and leave you helpless before he goes in for the kill.” Rubbing his hands together Andy winked at her, “Well that about does it. You ready to save the multiverse?”


Sasha struck a pose and stuck out her tongue, “I was born ready.”


Holding up his fist Andy smiled and extended for a fist bump, as he did a portal opened to his left, “Of course you were. Now, go save Cam’s dumb ass.”


Sasha didn’t meet the fist bump, instead, she threw her arms around Andy, squeezing him tight in a bear hug, “I will. You take care of yourself.”


Returning the hug Andy ruffled her hair with his free hand, “I’ll try.”


She looked up at him, “Will I ever see you again.”


He grinned, “Only when you die, so, that better not be anytime soon.” he kissed her on the head, “Don’t worry about me. Go.” With a push, he released himself from her grasp, “Now get the fuck out of my dimension.” There was a rumbling in the sky above, “Okay, our dimension.”


Sasha smiled, wiping a tear from her eye, she stepped towards the portal, the heat and wind blowing off it causing her hair to dance about her shoulders. She truend one last time and smile, “Catch ya later Andy.”


Andy smiled, “Fucking hell, go!”


Laughing, Sasha leapt through the portal, as she cross its event horizon and vanished from view Andy caught her words as she arrived on the other side, “Guess what fuckers, I lived!


As the portal slammed shut, the air hissing in protest, Andy slumped to his knees, breathing laboured and painful. From nowhere Valerianna appeared, walking up to stand beside the emaciated young man, “slight issue. I didn’t want to rain on your parade but… the sun isn't exactly shining to raise fog in Quarellers Pass…”


Andy spat black ichor onto the ground and glared up at her, “Believe me, I am well aware. I am also well aware that it was no natural phenomenon that hid Anne’s energy signal from the Dark King’s sensors.”


Valerianna stiffened, “I’m not at your beck and call, human.”


“Spare me the ghost rhetoric.” Andy climbed to his feet, resting his weight heavily upon the black haft of the spear, “This needs to be done unless you’d rather amphibia fall to darkness.”


The ancient newt glared at him, “I like the new look.” she pointed to her own damaged eye, “We’re practically twins now.”


“I take that’s a yes then.”


“You leave me with little choice.”


Andy smiled through the pain, “Good, but there’s one other thing.”


Valerianna glared at him, “This better be good.”


“Oh, it is.” Andy straightened up as best he could, “I’ve sorted my family out, now it’s time for you to do the same.”


“We’ve been over this.” Valerianna turned to leave, “I faced the Dark King once already. If I try again all I’ll accomplish is total discorporation, and as funny as you might find that it serves no purpose.”


“No, not the Dark King.” Andy glared at her, “You, like much like him, are forgetting your last living heir.”


Valerianna tensed, “Andrias is a monster, little better than his master.”


“He is a victim, as much as anyone else in this war.” Andy snarled as he stepped closer to Valerianna, “Even his most vile acts should not distract from that fact. His family failed him long ago, you owe it to him to give him a chance to be better.”


They stood in silence, the rumbling of the Guardian above sounding almost like bemused laughter. Andy smiled, “the big fella gets it, so should you.”


Pursing her lips, Valerianna turned and looked Andy dead in the eye, “I’ll consider it, but let me make things clear. The Guardian may have created you to be his little errand boy, but that does not make you my master. I’ll do this business at Quarellers Pass as a favour and for the sake of Mother Olm, but what I decide to do about my descendants is up to me, and me alone. Understood?”


Andy turned, and began walking away, wiping an invisible substance from his hands as he did so. Chuckling between winces of pain he called back over his shoulder, “Of course. You must do what you think is right.”

Notes:

I apologize for the slightly longer-than-usual gap between uploads, not that I have a set upload schedule or anything but I like to keep busy. This part of the story is really dense and it's a challenge to get it to flow from my notes and head into something digestible. The next chapter is going to finally get back to Mr. X, Terri, and Mr and Mrs Boonchuy. That should be out sooner since I've been writing that part of the story in parallel to this chapter since they are happening at about the same time. They were originally going to be the same chapter with cutaways to Andy and Sasha but that was looking to be in the ten thousand word count... Anyway, when that chapter's out it'll also cover a broader sense of the invasion mostly through all those human characters I introduced. (Side note: I promise I didn't mean to write an apocalypse story about the collapse of the US right around the time world tensions were boiling over...) Also, I think I'm going to tone down the time stamps, they'll still be there for casualties and it worked pretty well I think for the countdown to invasion but clocks are a pain to keep track of, so probably just one of two per chapter to keep a sense of timing and the progress of humanity's extermination.

I think I've covered, or killed off, most of the plot-relevant characters in Amphibia but I'm close to making one of those boards you see in crime dramas to keep track of them all. I guess if you have a question about where a character is feel free to ask and I'll reveal if I have a super secret plot reason I've been avoiding them or that I just forgot.
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I now know how my CPU feels running a paradox game, I gotta kill more people to make this run easier.

Chapter 67: Three Hours in Hell, Part 1

Summary:

The siege of humanity's homeworld continues as Anne's parents are hunted by a monstrous creature through the halls of the FBI's compound.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

++ENGAGE++
T + 00:17:06.314
111,894,926 People have died


Humanity has understood the concept of total war since the nineteenth century of Terra’s common era. To that end, the nations of the modern period evolved and developed the means to prosecute such a conflict until they reached their endpoint in the doctrine of mutually assured destruction. Peace enforced by suicide pact might seem bizarre to outside observers, but within the context of a society crafted by the hands of bloody-minded apes, it was all too fitting. What that doctrine, which the militaries of humanity had been built around for nearly a century, failed to account for, however, was an encounter with an enemy safely isolated from any kind of meaningful reprisal.

Across the surface their homeworld, humanity was under siege. Spilling from iridescent portals, masses of robotic entities vaguely resembling members of the class amphibia, swept into population centers. From there, the alien invaders spread out like a cancer, butchering their way through civilians and military personnel alike. They followed no grand strategy, and targeted no critical infrastructure or strategic positions, only people. They went after stragglers, they cut down the injured and impaired, their actions driven by one all-encompassing command: maximize casualties.

That was not to say that all elements of the invasion force followed this principle. Across the globe, political and administrative centers fell silent. The windows of parliament and national assembly buildings ran red with viscera as those within were cut down by unseen metal monsters.

Still, even as the bodies piled high in the streets and the sewers ran red with blood, humanity as a whole had not quietly accepted its fate. As battle tanks downed gargantuan frobot units from kilometres away, as fighter jets danced rings around the sluggish ships of the imperial fleet, as human soldiers started running out of room on their weapons to etch kill marks, and as a few brave souls rallied the shattered remnants of their nations, humanity fought back with all the blood, sweat, tears, and ordinance it could bring to bear.

But even as the number of these small victories climbed, so did the fatalities. As entire cities vanished from the face of the earth in mere minutes and as the collective agony of a species on the brink of destruction boiled over, one unifying sentiment emerged. Born in the face of the brutal sadism worked by a self-proclaimed god, humanity would give a name to this instant of space-time to reflect its engineer.

Localized on this planet. At this specific epoch of time. Was hell.


<<Los Angeles, California, USA>>
<<FBI Covert Compound [Location Redacted]>>

“Can you see anythin- hmmph!”

Mrs. Boonchuy’s hand snapped over her husband's mouth, stifling his nervous voice as it rang out like a gong in the now dead-silent halls of the FBI’s compound. The two of them hugged the back of the upturned desk they were cowering behind, as Jenny sat crouched off to the side, their sidearm drawn. Collectively they held their breath, listening intently for any sign that Mr. Boonchuy’s voice had alternated anything nearby to their whereabouts.

Ten seconds passed, then twenty, but all that could be heard was the rhythmic dripping of water from the ceiling and the buzz of the fluorescent lights above. At least, Mrs Boonchuy hoped it was water.

Peering over the desk she paned her gaze across the office room they were currently sequestered in and into the hallway beyond. Slipping back down, she gave a thumbs up to Jenny and mouthed ‘looks good’.

The FBI agent nodded, weapon held at the ready they rose and slid over to the door. Taking a quick glance down both directions of the hallway Jenny beckoned the Boonchuys follow. With Jenny in the lead, the trio slunk down the corridor, sticking close to the wall and moving as silently as possible.

Everything had happened so fast. It had been almost four hours since the first screams had reached their ears but only three since the entire building had fallen silent. At first, Mrs Boonchuy had assumed that another one of those creatures was back, like the one that had attacked her daughter. Having seen the bodies left in its wake, however, she knew it had to be something far worse.

Whatever this thing was, it was lethal, it was clever, but above all else it was cruel. So far every single one of the creature’s victims had been just that, singular. They’d been killed alone, and if the bloody trails and torn fingernails set into the floor were to be believed, dragged away from their companions before that.

Curiously, the wounds upon the victims didn’t look like something a machine would inflict either. They had a visceral organic messiness about them, and in the few glances she’d stolen before nausea had overcome her, Mrs. Boonchuy could have sworn some of the wounds were teeth marks.

They’d survived the initial bloodbath largely thanks to Jenny’s direction and quick thinking, going to ground and hiding while everyone else panicked and sprinted for the exits. Though it had taken all of her willpower not to follow their example, judging from the number of screams heard in the direction of the stairwells to the surface, Mrs. Boonchuy was glad to have followed the muted agent’s advice. Since then, for three painstaking hours, they’d been bouncing between shelters, trying to move away from any sounds of combat or screams that had intermittently pierced the silence.

The number of those disturbances had plummeted in the last couple of hours. Hopefully, that meant the few survivors were successfully remaining hidden, and not that they were the last ones left. She bit her lip, she hoped at least for Terri and Mr. X’s sake it was the former.

They were coming up on a junction, complete with a service station and vending machine, though judging by the trail of red liquid dripping from the vent above the station, the attendant was long gone. A can of soda sat upon the desk counter, precariously close to the edge.

Mrs. Boonchuy felt a tap on her shoulder and felt warm breath against her neck as her husband leaned in close, “Oum,” his voice was barely even his mouth up against her ear, “where are we going?”

Patting the hand he’d placed on her shoulder, she smiled reassuringly then leaned forward and whispered into Jenny’s ear, “Where are we going?”

Without turning or dropping their guard Jenny pointed with their free hand up to a sign that hung above the junction. Written upon the sign were arrows designating directions and the facilities corresponded to them. Jenny indicated the sign once more and then pointed down one of the hallways.

Mrs. Boonchuy studied the sign, two arrows pointed down the direction Jenny had motioned to. The first was shipping and receiving, but the second…

“Armoury.”

Jenny nodded.

She turned back to Mr. Boonchuy, “Jenny’s taking us to get weapons, Bee.”

Mr. Boonchuy blew out a long, but silent sigh. Putting on a brave face, he shrugged in a manner she assumed he meant to seem nonchalant. Smiling, she squeezed his hand, “We’ll do fine.”

A sharp motion from Jenny snapped Mrs. Boonchuy back to her alert state. The FBI agent held up their hand in a balled fist. Just as she was about to ask what the signal meant her husband pulled her down low, “It means stop.” Catching her bemused glance he grinned, “You gotta watch more action movies with Anne and me.”

“Shh!” Jenny turned, finger over their lips and scowl visible beneath their sunglasses. Instantly both Boonchuys fell silent. Footsteps were coming down the hall, quiet and slow, but footsteps nonetheless. Cowering in the darkness cast by a broken light, the three watched as a group of agents appeared from around the corner to their right, four men and two women.

The FBI agents all had their weapons drawn and were visibly on edge. Even as far away as she was, Mrs. Boonchuy could see the barrel of one man’s weapon trembling as he panned it over vents and open doors. She made to rise but a firm grip on her wrist by Jenny forstalled any movement.

She turned to whisper a protest but just as she did a hollow thud rang out. Glancing up, she watched as the soda can rolled lazily across the corridor floor and saw the terrified expression plastered upon the face of the woman who’d hugged the service station desk a little too closely. The agents all exchanged glances, fear plain in their eyes as they held a silent conversation.

“Fooouuunnndddd yyyoooouuuu…” A voice, raspy and humming with digital malice, reverberated about the halls.

The other woman, evidently the senior of the group let out a shout to her companions, “Scatter!”

They had barely begun to move when a pair of metallic jaws burst from the ceiling above her head. Fast as lightning they engulfed her upper torso, snapping shut with a visceral snap of bones and the wet thud of flesh being sliced. Her screams muffled by the metallic mass ensnaring her, the agent was pulled upwards into the ceiling where she vanished from sight, leaving only a bloody puddle in place of where she’d been only a second before. One more second later and her muffled screams too faded.

The agents immediately opened fire, perforating the ceiling with bullet holes as they retreated.

Mrs. Boonchuy could hear the creature moving in the ceiling above them, it’s movements fast like that of a spider but with all the weight and power of a charging bull. The sound of its movements surged down the hall, straight towards the man she’d been watching before, the one with the trembling barrel. Well aware he’d been selected as the next target, the agent let out a frantic noise, somewhere between a whimper and a scream as he unloaded his weapon. He took off in a stumbling sprint, finger still depressing the trigger even as the distinct click of an empty magazine rang out for all to hear.

A clawed hand struck out from a vent, skewering his leg and sending him tumbling to the floor. With deliberate sadism, it began dragging the hapless man back into the vent, even as he kicked and screamed his lungs out in pain and terror. With a final shriek, he vanished, his cries echoing about the vents all around accompanied by the sickening sound of metal slicing flesh.

Jenny pulled the Boonchuys bodily into a nearby room, dragging them behind them as the two restaurant owners were practically paralyzed with shock and terror. Bundling Mrs. Boonchuy into a cupboard and Mr. Boonchuy beneath an enclosed desk, Jenny secreted themselves behind the open door.

As she heard another scream of pain Mrs Boonchuy clapped her hands over her mouth, doing her best to stifle her own silent screams. The commotion continued, then as the screams rang out for the sixth time, the halls fell silent once more. Her breathing calmed, her racing heartbeat slowing as the silence grew heavy. Then, from the vent in the ceiling of the room, she heard a voice.

“IIII havvvvve aaaaaudioooo ssssssensoooors thaat arrrrre ssssssenssssssitiveee dowwwwwn toooo oooooonne deccccccibel. Doooooo youuuuuu knooooooow whaaaaaat that meansssssss?” A claw appeared from the vent, then another. Like a spider crawling out of a drain pipe, the monstrous frobot form of Delta crept onto the ceiling. His cold red eyes panned back and forth, blood dripping from his extended razor-sharp teeth and pneumatic jaw. “IIIII knowwww ssssssomeon’sssss heaaaar.” With a heavy thud, he dropped down, landing directly atop the desk Mr. Boonchuy was huddled beneath.

Mrs.Boonchuy watched in horror as the dark prince’s long flaying digits curled over the edge of the desk, less than a foot from her husband’s petrified face. The machine opened and closed its mouth slowly, seemingly mimicking the act of licking one’s lips as it continued to survey the room, “Coooooome ooooon ouuuuut. Let’ssssssss plaaaaaaay.”
Suddenly his head snapped to the side. Taking one stride forward, Jenny fired off three shots at the hunched figure. The mussel flashes lit up the room, the sudden brightness capturing the events before Mrs. Boonchuy’s eyes like some kind of slide show. Delta rose, mouth agape, sparks flying off his head as a bullet glanced off his armoured exoskeleton. The second bullet found its mark in his right knee, or the robotic approximation at least, near severing the limb outright, causing the frobot to reel backwards. Thrown off balance by the damage, Delta came crashing to the floor in a heap, but just as quickly as he landed he bounced up again, leaping over the desk Mr. Boonchuy was hiding beneath and bringing his claws down upon the door with a murderous hiss.

All he cleaved with air and wall plaster, rending a terrible gasp in the space Jenny had been only moments ago. He cried aloud, a sound that began as a croak but descended into a mechanical wail that made Mrs. Boonchuy’s ears throb with pain. Then With a clatter he was gone, surging out into the halls with an ungainly gait, dragging himself along on his forelimbs as he raced after the fleeing agent.

As the sound of shots and mechanical screeching faded into the distance Mrs. Boonchuy tumbled from the cupboard. Scrambling over to her husband she helped him to his feet, together they peered out into the hall, collectively gaging as the smell of fresh blood assaulted their senses.

Mr. Boonchuy shook his head, hissing beneath his breath, “What now?” Gripping his hand, Mrs. Boonchuy took off at a lope, pulling him along down the corridor towards the armoury. Gritting his teeth, Mr. Boonchuy hissed again, “Do you have a plan?”

“Nope.” Turning she flashed him a humourless grin, “We’re improvising.”

Her husband grimaced, but squeezed her hand reassuringly, “Well… that does seem to work out in the movies…”


They’d all but abandoned stealth now. Sprinting down the corridors Mrs. Boonchuy caught glimpses of both Jenny and the monstrous frobot as they chased one another through the labyrinth network of corridors that made up the compound's lower levels. With its movement impaired by Jenny’s ambush, the robot was far less agile but had lost none of its violence or brutality, as evidenced by the screams that arose periodically as it ran into other survivors while pursuing Jenny.

Mr. and Mrs. Boonchuy played it safe as best they could, taking detours and cutting through offices to avoid Jenny’s path where possible, they soon found themselves standing before the reinforced doors of the compound’s armoury.

From the bodies and pools of blood strewn around the entrance, it seemed they were not the only ones to have come up with this plan. Worrisome, however, was the fact that despite the number of people who had reached this point, the door remained closed.

Rushing over, Mrs. Boonchuy grabbed the handle of the solid steel door and yanked frantically. Muttering a swear in Thai, she gave the door a solid kick before leaning against it in despair. It was locked.

“Help me check their pockets!” Mr. Boonchuy was down on his knees rummaging through the bloodstained remains of an agent, “One of them’s got to have a key!” he stuck his tongue out as he felt around the nooks and crannies of an agent’s vest. “First rule of gaming, check everything in the environment.”

Mrs. Boonchuy glanced down the hall, watching as Delta smashed clean thorough wall before tearing off down an adjacent corridor. She shook her head, “Bee, this isn’t one of your video games, stop looting the bodies-”

“Got it!” Mr. Boonchuy shot his hand up, revealing a ring of keys. The items had been pulled from the lower half of a corpse hanging from the rafter and were soaked in drying blood. Mr. Boonchuy gagged slightly but put on a smug expression as he twirled the keys about his finger, “You were saying?”

She smiled, “I was saying… you’re a handsome and clever fox of a man.”

“Ohoh.” Standing he strode over and leaned in for a kiss but was pushed back.

She grimaced, wiping her hand on his shirt, “You’re also covered in blood and who knows what. So save the romance.”

He frowned, “You never cared about blood at the restaurant.”

She flashed him an incredulous look, “It’s human blood, Bee. Not pig!”

“Oh… right.” He coughed, “I’ll just… uh… get the door open. Wah!” He cut himself off, clapping his hand over his mouth as he gazed over her shoulder.

Spinning, Mrs. Boonchuy came face to face with Jenny. The agent was huffing and puffing from execution but otherwise seemed no worse for wear. Breathing in deep through their nose, Jenny glanced up at the two Boonchuys, before nodding towards the armoury doors.

Mr. Boonchuy snapped out of his frozen shock, whispering once more, “yep… on it.”

As her husband worked through the key chain, Mrs. Boonchuy leaned in close to Jenny, “How did you lose him?”

Jenny shook her head. It was then that Mrs. Boonchuy became aware of the sound of mechanical destruction working its way down the corridors towards them. Her stomach sunk like a rock as she realized Jenny’s plan. That is if you could even call this a plan.

Mr. Boonchuy began swearing up a storm as he fumbled with the blood-slick keys. Then with a satisfying click, the doors swung open. “I’ve done it!” he didn’t have time for more words as Jeny shoved him and Mrs. Boonchuy through the doors before slamming them shut behind the trio just as Delta slammed against them.

As the monstrous frobot dug his claws and teeth into the metal frame Jenny turned the lock shut and brought the secondary gate down behind it. Having bought themselves a bit of breathing room, they turned their attention to the contents of the room they now found themselves in.

The walls were covered in weapon racks and explosive lockers. Tear gas and riot suppression equipment hung in the dozens and crates of ammunition of all sorts filled every spare corner. As the Boonchuys stared in shock at the dizzying amount of firepower Jenny pushed past them to the back of the room. Whipping out their keycard they pressed it against an inconspicuous section of the wall on which several blue lights lit up. After tapping some kind of code into the wall Jenny stood back to watch as the selection folded away, revealing a new rack of gleaming rifles, cylinders, and sidearms that seemed far more blocky than the others on display. Grabbing four rifles, Jenny slammed a cylinder into them and then tossed them to the couple, two each. They then set about grabbing up all the other cylinders, tapping a button on the side which caused a red light to shine on their surface.

Mr. Boonchuy made to press the same button on his weapon’s cylinder but a quick glare and headshake from the agent quickly dissuaded him. Mrs. Boonchuy examined the weapons in her hands, “I don’t see where the bullets go… is this some kind of shock gun?”

Shaking their head, Jenny grabbed a sidearm, slammed a cylinder in and lifted the weapon towards the far wall. As they pulled the trigger a brilliant flash of light erupted from the barrel, searing a hole into the reinforced steel that made up the armory’s walls. They fired off two more shots, widening the hole as Mr. and Mrs. Boonchuy watched in shock. Then, once it had reached about the size of a small door, they turned and racked the weapon.

Pointing to the couple and then to the opening they’d made, Jenny pointed upward, roughly in the direction where they’d left Mr. X and Terri in the former’s office all those hours ago.

Mr. Boonchuy nodded, “I think I got the gist of that. What about you?”

Jenny pointed to the cylinders, and then to the door. A claw slid through the secondary gate. Delta was almost through.

Mrs. Boonchuy’s mouth felt as dry as a desert as she saw the determination in the agent’s face. She swallowed hard, “Do- do you really have to be here for your plan?”

Jenny nodded. Mr. Boonchuy took in a shuddering breath, “Surely there’s another way…”

The sound of the secondary gate straining against Detla’s assault cut him off. Jenny gave one last withering glare at the two and pointed to the opening. Grabbing her husband’s hand, Mrs. Boonchuy took off towards the improved exit. The metal had not had time to fully cool and the heat of red hot metal stung their skin as they climbed through and tumbled out into an adjacent hallway.

“Nooooo moooore ruuuuning!” Delta’s scream echoed behind them as he at last tore through the gate. The last thing Mrs. Boonchuy saw through the hole was the frobot charging forward, claws outstretched and mouth agape, as if ready to swallow Jenny whole. Then the whole room vanished in a blaze of white light. Fire shot out of the hole, lighting the ceiling above them on fire as it belched forth. Lifting each other up, the two Boonchuys took off at a lope as the building’s fire suppression system came online. At first, the shock hid their grief, then later the water, as it ran down their faces, mixing with the tears.

Reaching the stairwell, Mr. Boonchuy collapsed. Soaked through and exhausted from the terror and exertion of the last few hours Mrs. Boonchuy slid to the ground next to her husband. They sat together, breathing heavily. Uttering a small sob, Mrs. Boonchuy leaned into her husband's shoulder, the magnitude of the horror they’d just lived through finally catching up with her. For his part, Mr. Boonchuy’s bottom lip was trembling, but he reached his hand up, placing it atop his wife’s head tenderly.

All of a sudden, he froze, hand slowly inching towards one of the rifles lying at his side. Sensing his change in mood, Mrs. Boonchuy gripped one of her own weapons, lifting the energy rifle’s muzzle. “Did you see something?”

He shook his head, “Heard. Footsteps.”

The sound of boots on the floor panels of the compound caused them both to fall silent. They sat there, frozen in anticipation, weapons trained on the door to the stairs, breaths coming in short gasps. Through the door, blonde hair flashed, beneath which, sat a pair of dark glasses.

“Jenny!” Mrs. Boonchuy clambered to her feet as the agent slipped through the door. “How?”

The agent tapped the side of their head knowingly. Mr. Boonchuy chuckled, “Good enough for me. Let’s get back to the others.”


“And what kind of time do you call this?” Mr. X glared furiously at Jenny and the soaking-wet Boonchuys as he lowered his weapon.

Terri, who’d been hiding behind his desk peered over the top, “holy moly are those ray guns?!”

“Yeah!” Mr. Boonchuy tossed his spare rifle to her, “Try it on for size Terri!”

Mr. X's lip curled, “You do realize what you just did is a felony in California right?”

“Uh…” Mr. Boonchuy tugged at his collar, “Hey Terri… how old are you?”

“I turned nineteen in March.” The young woman tossed the rifle over in her hands, “Woah, does this thing have a mico fusion reactor in it?”

Mr. X snatched the weapon from her hands, “That’s classified. Also, you’re demonstrating a disgusting disregard for weapon discipline young lady. This is for killing people, it’s not a toy!”

Mrs. Boonchuy hid a smile at the comically devastated look on Terri’s face as the energy rifle was taken from her grasp. “Ahem… so what’s the plan from here? I’m not sure we have the means to take on the whole invasion force ourselves…”

“Quite right.” Mr. X adjusted the sights on the rifle, “Step one is getting in contact with whoever’s left. I asked for a NATO detachment to be stationed in the city. With any luck we’ll meet up with them and from there work with whatever comes to hand.”

Mr. Boonchuy scratch his chin, “So as far as next steps…?”
“The control room’s just down the hall. Now that we’re armed I don’t feel so naked walking around here in case we’ve got more than the one visitor…” He motioned to the door, “Come on. Terri, stick close, Jenny will need your help with the computer system.”

The journey to the control room was uneventful and brief. Despite this, Mr. X remained on edge, as if he were keyed into some unseen threat. When anyone asked what was troubling him, however, the agent offered no concrete explanation, mumbling beneath his breath that something felt off.

The control room was deserted. That in itself was not unusual but what struck Mrs. Boonchuy as particularly strange was that, unlike every other empty room in the compound, there were none of the gruesome remains that the monstrous frobot typically left in its wake. Wherever the operators of this room had gone, evidently it was not to blame.

Terri's eyes went wide as she examined the banks of computers and server racks, “Jeepers! Where did you get this stuff from? The bronze age?”

Mr. Boonchuy smiled as he ran his fingers over the top of one of the blocky computer screens. “This takes me back.”

Gingerly Terri picked up a card-like item from one of the desks, “Are these… floppy disks?”

“Floppy disks?” Mr. Boonchuy spluttered indignantly, “Is that seriously what you think a floppy disk looks like?”

Terri grimaced sheepishly, “Uh… yeah?”

“A floppy disk is a massive, almost record player-sized thing.” Picking up the card, he waved it under Terri’s nose, “And does this thing even look floppy to you? This is a micro disk.” He turned to Mrs. Boonchuy and Mr. X, “Back me up here guys, you remember computers in the late '70s and '80s right?”

“Honey.” Mrs. Boonchuy crossed her arms, “You bought me my first ever computer in 1993.”

Mr. X shrugged, “I was in kindergarten in the ‘80s.”

Terri patted Mr. Boonchuy on the shoulder, whose face had fallen in despair, “It’s okay sir. I believe you.”

There was a distant look in Mr. Boonchuys eyes, “The ages pass, but I do not. Is this to be my fate? Burdened to watch as all that I once knew and cherished becomes lost to the abyss of time? What lessons of history have I, myself, forgotten, never to be relearned?”

Terri pursed her lips, “Are you… okay?”

Mr. Boonchuy put his head in his hands, “just… take the floppy disk.”

As Terri and Jenny worked to get the systems back online, Mrs. Boonchuy was digging about in the canteen area of the room. It was rather rudimentary, being little more than a coffee machine, microwave, and fridge. None of those appliances, however, were of interest to her at present. Gathering the items in her arms, Mrs. Boonchuy strode back to the others. Mr. Boonchuy glanced up at her from his sullen position on the ground and beamed, “Towels!”

Tossing one to him, Mrs. Boonchuy returned the grin, “Yep. Try and be economical with it though dear, we barely have enough for us.”

Mr. X glanced at her, cocking an eyebrow, “Looks like you’ve got plenty to me…”

Mrs. Boonchuy threw one over her head, “I expected more of an FBI agent. Can’t you count? I’ve only got three. I know you and Terri were spared from the sprinkler system going on the fritz but Jenny, my husband, and I were all downstairs in the thick of it.”

Mr. X’s eyes narrowed, “I can count just fine thank you, but I’m not sure if you’ve noticed that Jenny’s bone dry-” he froze, his body going rigid with shock.

From behind them, Terri’s voice called out shakily, “G-guys?”

Turning, Mr. X and the Boonchuys brought their weapons up, bringing the muzzles level with Jenny who had wrapped their arm around Terri’s neck and had placed their own weapon barrel up against the young woman’s head.

As the agent’s arm pressed against Terri’s skin it warped, flickering as though it were a television going through a signal disruption. Beneath the image of Jenny a wiry metallic frame emerged, surmounted by a bulbous robotic head that bore a slight resemblance to a frog’s.

Squeezing her clawed grip about Terri’s neck tighter, Tau fixed the hapless trio with a cold stare. “Unless you’d like to find out what the inside of this child’s skull looks like, I suggest you drop your weapons. There’s someone who’d like to meet you all.”


The Dark King chuckled sadistically as he watched the assorted broadcasts. He knew that by allowing the humans to retain their communication and broadcast capabilities he was risking the formation of a far more coordinated resistance movement. Other the other hand, however… he grinned as yet another reporter was torn apart on live television.
The entertainment value trumped tactical considerations. There was also a strategic argument to be made. As the losses mounted, human morale was plummeting. A few more hours of this and they’d be broken. Chaos, confusion, and despair were bringing down just as many human governments as the cloak-bot kill teams he’d dispatched.

The major powers had all crumbled. The American government had been obliterated, and those few state governors that remained were being hunted down systematically. He’d even managed to locate the provisional leader of the nation. Something special should be done about him.

As for the other superpowers… the authoritarian regimes had descended into infighting. In Russia and China, there were just as many engagements between rival factions as there were with Neo-Imperial frobot detachments.

They were suffering some delays in localized regions. The Nordic, Canadian, Japanese, Australian, and Polish theatres were proving challenging in the face of sustained and organized opposition while in Ireland and the Baltic nations, insurgent campaigns were slowing progress considerably.

An imperious robotic voice broke through his musings. “Majesty.”

“I would urge you to ask yourself, Sigma. Is this really important?” The Dark King did not turn from the holographic screens.

In the corner of the room, Omicron glanced up from his own displays. Though his hands still ran smoothly across the screens, dispatching orders to the vast legions deployed across the globe, the siege master of empire glared at his brother. “Discipline is critical at this stage, brother. Do not think I will not enforce it.”

The two frobots, though sharing a similar frame could not have been more different in garb. Sigma, as the dejure head of government in Newtopia, was clad in finery and furs. Though not as flamboyant as his sister Theta, every inch of his robotic frame was gilded in gold and made to evoke an air of elegance and nobility. At his side was a basket-hilted laser rapier, its blade lithe and delicate when activated compared to typical instruments of its kind.

Omicron was quite plain by comparison. Sporting only a functional tunic to cover what on an organic being would be his shame, he had done little to modify his base chassis. He was a blunt instrument, an emotionless war machine in every sense of the word. He displayed none of the martial pride worn by Gamma, or the wove the intricate stratagems of Alpha. To the dark prince dubbed the imperial fist war was a game of numbers and momentum, nothing more.

Sigma did not rise to his brother’s threat, keeping his attention fixed on the black form of his father-master. “I wouldn’t take up your time with trivialities, Father. I assure you, this is a matter critical to the defence of the realm.”

“It better be…” the Dark King’s tone mellowed, dropping the sinister snarl and levelling off into cold indifference.

“The Supreme Commander has once again abused her power to forward her ambitions. Through her negligence, the capital is now exposed to enemy incursions. I am here to petition for your intervention on this matter.”

The Dark King sighed, “I see.”

Sigma took another step forward, “Alpha is letting her ego get the better of her. I understand that the rebel fleet is a critical threat but engaging in this wild goose chase over Quareller’s Pass leaves m- your city at the mercy of any aerial incursion. As Omicron so masterfully put it: discipline is critical at this juncture, and Alpha is breaking ranks.”
“Let me be quite clear, Sigma.” the Dark King turned, orange eyes blazing in the ill-lit gloom of the throne room. “This political doublespeak might earn you merit in the council halls of your petty kingdom, but in my presence, you will refrain from such low-grade maneuvers. Speak your intentions, or I will let Upsilon use your chassis as his next test bed.”

Sigma bowed, “Of course. I admit I may present it in a biased light, but Alpha is indeed breaking ranks. She has staked the entirety of the reserve fleet to engage the rebels at their muster point above Quareller’s Pass. That is all true and I will not apologize for saying so.”

The Dark King smiled, “That’s better. Yes, I am well aware of Alpha’s scheme. It is of little concern, was there anything else?”

Sigma’s head snapped upward, “But she is jeopardizing our security. Is that to go unpunished?”

The Dark King eye’s narrowed, “Whose security? I remain quite safe within the most powerful vessel in the fleet, safely behind impenetrable shielding and with a force of a thousand other vessels well within response range before anything on heaven or earth could hope to reach me. What of that does Alpha’s excursion compromise? The city? The people down there hold no strategic value. The factories? We have more than enough facilities onboard this very vessel to restart the entire industry even if all others were destroyed. No, nothing is compromised, Sigma, except for your tenuous hold over my subjects. I hear you are experiencing an unprecedented movement of unrest in the city. Is this true?”

Sigma twitched, “It is under control.”

“Then by all appearances…” the Dark King turned back to the screens, “you want for nothing.”

“There is still the principle.” Sigma raised his hands in a beseeching motion, “What happens to discipline if we do not come when called?”

“Have I called Alpha?” the Dark King chuckled, “Discipline is well in hand, Sigma. Your problem is that Alpha has outplayed you and now you come crawling to Daddy for his support. I’d have thought you of them all would have learnt this lesson by now but in this family it’s sink or swim. If you want a task force of fleet ships at your disposal it is Alpha you must convince, not me. Now, go before I truly tire of your antics.”

Bowing again, Sigma turned before immediately coming to a halt and bowing once again, “Forgive me… I did not hear you approach.” As robotic fingers snapped against each other, the lord of Newtopia visibly flinched, his own robotic frame vibrating as the organic urge to flee shuddered through it.

The Dark King turned once more, a delighted grin cracking his features, “Well, don’t you look dashing.”

The myriad of blazing eyes on the front narrowed as the lips they were set above twisted into a snarl. Though she wore the same body suit with flexible plates that Cameron and Marcy had worn upon their capture, Anne’s were heavier, with a far more robust exoskeleton that ran as an almost insect-like carapace over her body. This fed into his right arm, which had been completely reconstructed as a cruel clawed talon, a miniaturized version of a cloak bot’s arm unit. Across her shoulders, fitted in a streamlined manner so that it seemed to sprout from her back, hung a cloak that reached down just above her ankles.

All were coloured black.

She took a step forward, ignoring the snivelling form of Sigma completely as she made her way to stand before the Dark King. In the corner of the room, Omicron bowed. Taking his hands off the controls for the first time that day as he acknowledged his master’s new form.

“You’ll be pleased to learn,” the Dark King began descending the stairs from the elevated throne, “I’ve come up with a name for you.”

“How productive of you.” Her voice was low, mixed with the same robotic echo of the Dark King’s but distinctly lighter, less overtly menacing but with an undercurrent of insolence.

The Dark King paused for a moment as if taken aback by the snarky tone in his double’s voice. Nevertheless, he continued, “You are a temporary measure of course, so I thought your designation should reflect the utility of your creation.” Reaching to his belt he brought his laser sword forth, bringing it to rest just above her shoulder, “Welcome to the war, Annethema, Princess Royal of the Neo-Newtopian Empire.”

Annethema maintained her scowl as the blade bobbed on each of her shoulders, “You are a temporary measure too, or did you forget? Perhaps I should start to refer to you as the Dark Regent.”

“I do not appreciate the hostility in your tone.” the Dark King retracted the blade, “Is it your aim to start a fight with ourselves?”

Annethema began striding up the stairs, passing the Dark King before coming to a halt before the holographic displays. After taking in the carnage playing upon them she turned back to him, “My intention, is to correct the flaws in your designs. To induce some measure of responsibility in you for your failings.”

The Dark King’s face twitched but remained silent. Annethema continued, “Your ego, your superiority complex, has seen us taking numerous unnecessary risks.”

Sigma chirped up from the back of the room, “Does that mean you’ll-”

He was cut short by a withering glare Annethema threw in his direction. Without another word, the dark prince beat a swift retreat, the door to the throne room slamming behind him as he escaped the Princess’ wrath. She turned back to the Dark King, “The list is too long to address at this time but I intend to correct the more grievous offences. Firstly, it is insanity to risk keeping both the gems and the box in the same building.”

The Dark King scowled, “The box and the gems couldn’t be safer.”

“False.” Annethema reached up and flicked the central pink gem on the Dark King’s brow, “I acknowledge the benefits of keeping the gems close to hand, but bringing them into battle is a foolish and wholly unnecessary risk.” she sighed, “but that is not an argument I will so instead we will address the box.”

“The calamity box is housed in the heart of the castle, protected by the best and most powerful technology at our disposal.” the Dark King hissed, “What more would you want?”

“I want it to be impossible for someone to gain access to it at all. I want it off-world, preferably not even in the same dimension as the gems. In that scenario, we would be the only being in existence capable of operating the portal functions to any degree.”

The corner of the Dark King’s mouth twitched, “Fine. What else?”

“We need to spread ourselves beyond a singular entity. These two platforms,” she gestured between Cameron and Anne, “make a good start, but the core body of our existence remains limited to a single celestial body.”

“It’s an entire moon! The only threat to its existence is well within our hands.”

“And there’s the ego, assuming nothing in the universe even comes close to us. It doesn’t matter if no power in all the multiverse exists that can destroy a planet, all our enemies need is to damage the moon, to knock out its power source. That vulnerability must be addressed.”

The Dark King scowled up at the orange light of the moon bearing down above, “Fine. We’ll establish a secondary data center.” He grinned, “Ah, I see what you intended now.”

Annethema ginned too, “Luna will make a fine addition to our Empire, and if the humans are to become the second pillar of our power then having an eye in their sky would be quite valuable. I would have the box stored there, thereby meeting both of my previously mentioned criteria and establishing a fallback position should anything unexpected occur.”

The Dark King smirked, “Well, Annethema, beyond proving the age-old adage about two heads… I am most impressed by your initiative.”

The eyes of the horned helmet twinkled in the unnatural nightly gloom, “Then I shall commence operations. I should stress that our control over the box will be severely diminished for the next few hours. It will take time to rebuild the control console on Luna.”

The Dark King waved his hand dismissively, “Acceptable, I have more than enough appendages to my disposal to deal with any upstarts. But proceed with all haste, I want to try planting one human inside another before the day’s out.”

Giggling at his horrific joke, Annethema turned and began walking towards the throne room exit. She paused, an electronic hum sounding along the horns of her helmet. Turning back to the Dark King a sadistic smile crept onto her features, “Shall I attend to that matter?”

The Dark King opened his eyes, having closed them as the transmission played in his head. He grinned, “Tau’s done well… No, start your work. Think of Anne's parents as a nice present waiting for you upon your return, ready to be peeled open… I will greet them myself.”


Terri closed her eyes, breathing heavily as she fought down the rising nausea in her chest. Portal travel was nothing like she’d ever imagined, more akin to tumbling down a hole than anything else. A hand gripped her shoulder, “Are you okay?”

Glancing up, Terri nodded at Mrs. Boonchuy before hanging her head low again as another pang of nausea swept over her. They were in some kind of grand hall, at least that’s what it seemed like. Terri had really only seen the cobblestone floor beneath her feet so far, looking up and around would have to come later.

She was vaguely aware of the columns of robotic frogs marching alongside her and her companions as they were led to whoever their leader was taking them to.

Anne had mentioned a king, Andrias if she remembered correctly. She’d heard their captor utter the word king at least once since they first arrived, that probably meant she was on the right track.

Taking one final deep breath Terri felt her world beginning to stabilize once more. That brought up another point, where was Anne in all this? I mean, the girl had superpowers surely she was out there somewhere putting them to good use? If she was, hopefully, she’d be here soon to bail them out… Probably best she stuck as close as possible to Anne’s parents, they had to be on the top of the ‘saving list’.

“Why, hello there.” A boomed out across the hall, echoing about her. At least… it was kinda like echoing. Truth be told it sounded more like a dozen people speaking together. Must be a side effect of the nausea.

Mr. Boonchuy’s voice could be heard as a whisper off to the side, “Cameron?”

“Mostly, but I wouldn’t count on it Bee.” the voices drew closer, “He’s taking some time off at the moment. I’ll ring up Anne if she comes to, I’m sure you’re dying to catch up.”

“Leave these people alone. They’re under my protection.” Mr. X’s voice was bold but wavering, especially as the sounds of foot steps drew near the place his voice was coming from.

“How quaint. Mr. X, yes? I’ve been meaning to ask… is that your real name?” the steps came to a halt and a strangled grunt could be heard from Mr. X.

At her side, Terri could feel Mrs. Boonchuy’s grip on her shoulder tighten, “Hey! Let him go!”

The strange voice continued. “... because I’m willing to be it’s about as real as my power you have in this situation. ‘Under your protection.’ Don’t make me laugh. Your protection, it would seem, only gets people killed. Like that subordinate of yours. A shame we couldn’t capture them alive, I suspect they were the brains of the operation…”

“Don’t… you… dare… talk… about… Jenny!”

“As much as I would like to continue tormenting you by doing so… I think I’ll comply. You mortals aren’t worth the breath it takes to discuss you.”

The tone of the words, and the words themselves, were unbelievably cruel, but beneath it, Terri could hear something else. There was a youthful energy there, an underlying sincerity, and a playful chuckle that fit altogether unnaturally with the words it carried.

The voice spoke once more as a thud sounded out Mr. X’s release from its grasp. “All… except one of you.”

Now Terri could feel Mrs. Boonchuy’s grip on her arm tighten to an almost painful degree. It pulled her back, close to the woman’s side, “Stay away from her.”

“Oh, Mrs. Boonchuy… I wouldn’t worry… unlike you, she’s actually of some value to me…”

Mrs. Boonchuy’s grasp on Terri was violently released. She heard Mr. Boonchuy cry out in shock followed by the rush of feet and Mrs. Boonchuy’s voice gasping out, “It’s okay. I’m okay.”

Gingerly, Terri craned her head up and came face to face with two glowing orange orbs. As her eyes adjusted to the light she began to make out more of the being’s features. Clad in black armour and adorned with a black metal crown, he wore the pelt of some great beast across his broad shoulders. Atop his head, set in the brow of the dark crown shone three gems, which Terri immediately identified as those belonging to the calamity box on account of the blue gem being an exact colour match for Anne’s powers.

These only caught Terri’s attention for a moment, it was what lay beneath the gems and the crown that held her gaze. He appeared to be a young man, about her age. Tufts of messy blonde hair sprouted from beneath the rim of the helmet, the same colour as his thick eyebrows and bushy eyelashes. And the eyes within… now that she had a chance to properly study them she could see that they were merely lit by orange light. There inside the blazing fire were two puddles of brilliant blue, shining as brilliantly as the ocean. Her gaze crept down. His lips were curled in a smug smile, beneath which she caught a flash of perfect white teeth. His features were sharp and elegant, laid atop a flawless complexion. Well… there were a few scars and bruises… but if anything they seemed to add to the-

Hold up. What are you doing?

His hand extended, thumb and index finger reaching out and wrapping around her cheeks, tilting her head up so that she was gazing once more into his eyes. As he moved she noted that the bodysuit beneath his armour was skin tight.

You’re slipping again, girl. Focus.

She managed a timid smile as he loomed over her, so tall and blonde… “Uh… hi?”

“Well…” the Dark King’s teeth flashed in a smile, “Aren’t you interesting.”


Aren't You Interesting 


“Interesting? Me… pfft, nah.” Terri could feel a warmth in her cheeks as the blue irises behind the orange light studied her face.

“You’re the human who figured out portal travel… a most impressive feat, even if you started with a handicap from Anne.” The Dark King tilted her face to the side, “I can count on one hand the number of civilizations that have managed to produce a stable form of interdimensional travel, but I don’t think I can name one that did so in less that one of your human months…”

“Yah… hahaha…” Terri chuckled nervously as she craned her eyes to the side to stay in eye contact, “I mean… I only made the one stable portal… kind of a fluke really.”

“A ‘fluke’ as you put it, describes winning one game of flippwart as a novice against a grandmaster. Beginner’s luck doesn't apply to complex cosmological feats of engineering and theory. You used the music as a coordinate system, am I correct?”

“Umm… yeah. It was pretty simple actually, as soon as figured there had to be a reason for the music box design in the first place it kinda all clicked into place.”

“Fascinating.” The Dark King’s eye widened, “I had no idea the box’s network could be tapped into by an external source. No one in the ten thousand years of the calamity box’s creation has managed to do so.” he bared his teeth in a smile once more, “You’re quite the genius, Terri.”

Terri was now bright pink with embarrassment, “Oh… I dunno about that…”

“Don’t sell yourself short.”

Terri swallowed hard, “O-oh. Okay.”

“Hush, there’s no need for fear… but don’t bother trying to hide it. I can sense your heart rate climbing, my sensors can pick up the stress hormones flooding your blood… relax a little, I’m not going to hurt you.”

Terri grimaced, mumbling under her breath, “I’m not sure we’re talking about the same kind of fear…”

The Dark King continued as if he had not heard her, “I don’t like to damage useful tools, and I think you’re going to be very, very useful… I look forward to discussing your findings at greater length… perhaps if I like what I hear I’ll even let you into a very exclusive… club… doesn’t that sound nice?”

“Great!” Terri coughed, “Yeah.. that sounds… great.”

“Excellent.” Releasing her from his grasp, the Dark King turned his back on Terri, “Take these four to the dungeon. Tau, well done. I have a new mission for you. The Americans have a new president, go pay him a visit.”

“Gladly, majesty.”

As the Dark King swept out of the chamber. Terri’s gaze wandered over to her companions. Mr. and Mrs. Boonchuy were sitting on the stone floor, the latter sporting painful painful-looking bruise on her cheek. Standing beside them, and fixing Terri with a piercing stare was Mr. X. As more frobot marched towards the group, ready to escort them off to whatever dank cell had been prepared for them, the agent shook his head, “Seriously?”

The reality of what had just transpired, or rather, what she’d just done, hit Terri like a truck. Cheeks burning beet red she curled up into a ball, face hidden in her hands.

Thank fuck the world's ending…


++ENGAGE++
T + 01:03:51.402
135,722,383 People have died

Notes:

Just to be clear, I know the last couple of chapters have touched on romance a bit but this is still a gen fic. That's not going to change.

Also, I have no idea exactly how accurate the floppy disk stuff is, I'm nowhere near old enough for that. That conversation was lifted one to one from a real conversation between my dad and me when I called a microdisk a floppy disk. He might just be a floppy disk purist though. I'm not going to apologize if I/he is wrong because I have eyewitness testimony that says at least one person in the world understands it to be this.

Otherwise, to get back on topic... crack open your favourite playlist of patriotic music, we've got to defend democracy from monarchist aliens.

Chapter 68: Three Hours in Hell, Part 2

Summary:

Historical A.I. [ON/OFF]

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

++ENGAGE++
T + 01:04:09.581
136,326,085 People have died


<<El Paso County, Colorado, USA>>
<<Cheyenne Mountain Complex>>

Thomas William had spent the better part of two decades in the federal civil service of the United States of America. In that time, he’d see his fair share of crises, some now known to the public, and others still under wraps. He’d even, to some extent, become used to them.

In a time of crisis, you’d expect screams. Crying. People breaking down under the pressure of it all. That would be scary, but the truth, at least in his experience, was far more frightening.

Everyone just went quiet.

At some point, muscle memory just kicks in, and you’re locked into autopilot for however many hours days or weeks the crisis lasts. It was eerie, that moment when everyone in your office realizes it's go time. When the water cooler talk stops abruptly and you see your colleagues hang up their personalities and worries as easily as they would a hat. You become a machine, terrifyingly efficient and detached. The orders come down from upon high and you do your job. It’s not that you don’t think, you just cut out all the fluff. You’re focused, running on adrenaline, caffeine, and nothing else until the all-clear comes through. Then, you wake up in your bed the next morning and wonder what the hell you’re doing with your life.

This time, however, there were several key differences. He didn’t have colleagues, he didn’t have a superior to give him direction, and the way things were going there wouldn’t be a next morning to wake up to.

“Right this way, Mr. President.”

He wanted to vomit. Or maybe just shit himself. Some kind of violent bodily action seemed appropriate given the circumstances. Unfortunately…

No, fortunately. Definitely, fortunately…

…his body seemed just as dazed as he was. The last hour had been a complete blur. One minute he’d been chairing a meeting concerning the pandemic, the next: chaos. After that, it was all snippets of memories, a general storming into the meeting shouting something about the continuation of government, hands seizing him, he remembered the inside of the jetplane they dragged him aboard, and the bible they pressed his hand against as another man with a trembling voice read out something about defending the constitution. Thomas didn't remember what he’d said to that, or if he’d said anything at all. Not that it mattered, the constitution was a mote of ash floating in the air off the East Coast, along with most of the inhabitants of the District of Columbia…

A hand gripped his shoulder, “You need anything, sir?”

General Leonard Shaw, a decorated veteran involved in practically every major military operation since his breakout performance in Operation Desert Storm, was a tough but sincere-looking man. Bald as the day was long and standing at an impressive but not awe-inspiring six-foot-one he should have cut, on paper at least, a rather ordinary figure. Despite this, however, the general seemed to exert pressure in any room Thomas had seen him enter. It wasn’t a malevolent aura, but neither was it particularly warm, more akin to the feeling one might have standing at the base of a medieval castle. Steadfast. Reliable. An edifice.

General Shaw had been the one to announce the former president’s demise, along with that of practically all other branches of the United States Government and the Joint Chiefs. As the recently appointed Supreme Allied Commander Europe, Shaw had only escaped the cataclysm that had also struck Brussels by virtue of a surprise visit to the Allied Command Transformation in Virginia. Shaw was, by all accounts, the most senior-ranked military man on the planet, though it seemingly wasn’t weighing on him based on his disposition.

Thomas shook his head, “No I… sorry, where are we? I’m a little out of it.”

Shaw retracted his hand, “Cheyenne Mountain. We’re housing you and your war cabinet here for the foreseeable future.”

Thomas smiled weakly, “I have a war cabinet? Who’s on it.”

“You appoint them, Mr. President. So… as of right now…” Shaw tilted his head as if wincing, “Nobody.”

“I guess I should get going on that. You’re in, general. None of us would be here right now without your initiative.”

Shaw nodded, “Thank you, sir.”

Thomas grimaced, “Don’t thank me yet. I feel like we’re walking into the screening of a horror film…”

As the two men made it off the makeshift runway set up on the road they were greeted by a gaggle of people coming from the other exit of the plane. Most of them were military, but among the sea of scared shitless faces, Thomas caught a flash of someone familiar. Cupping his hands about his mouth he shouted out over the whine of the aircraft’s still-running engines, “Sofia! Over here!”

Shaw glanced at him, “She doesn’t have clearance.”

“She will.” Thomas adjusted the tie about his neck, “President nominates his VP, yes?”

“She would need to be confirmed by Congress…” Thomas threw a side-eyed in the general’s direction. He sighed, “But considering this is a national emergency I’m almost certain you have the right. Mind you, I’m no Constitutional lawyer, you could end up shit’s creek after all this if you play a bit too fast and loose with the rules…”

“Frankly, general, legal ramifications are ranking pretty low on my list of current concerns.” Thomas smiled as Sofia nervously strode over, “Congratulations madame vice president.”

She returned the smile but with false humour, gritting out between her teeth, “fucking fantastic.”

“Cute.” Thomas reached out and the two shook hands, “But let’s save the attitude, we’ve got nine rings to descend through. Where to now general?”

“We get you two below. But I should warn you.” The general’s mouth twitched, “Colorado Springs got hit pretty hard, and we’ve caught some of the debris…”

Thomas blinked, squinting in confusion, “debris?”

“Let’s just say, I hope you had a light lunch.”


Thomas hadn’t had lunch at all, a fact he was now no longer regretting. The entrance tunnel to the mountain complex and much of the upper level had been turned into a temporary hospital. People of all shapes, sizes, and walks of life were holding, many sporting vicious wounds or missing entire sections of their bodies. Thomas had been to med school, he was well aware of all the horrific things a human body could live through and had seen his fair share of gore. Still, the sheer volume of human suffering, and the knowledge that this scene was replaying a millionfold not only in the United States but across the world made him slightly weak in the knees.

For a single agonizing second, and for the first time that day, Thomas allowed his mind to stray to the wellbeing of his own family, somewhere in Maine. The lack of a major population centre near their house gave him hope but so far he’d willfully refused to hear reports from that region. He couldn’t reach them, and even if he could, contacting them could make them a target.

He was pulled out of his thoughts by a tug at his sleeve. Glancing down, Thomas found he’d acquired a tag-along. A small girl: African American with thick curly hair, big brown eyes, and seemingly no older than six, had attached herself to his sleeve. Thomas felt a pang of nausea in his stomach and catastrophic agony in his heart as he noticed her arm had been severed just below the elbow. The limb had been done up in a bandage and tourniquet atop which was a bight sticker marking that she’d received a dose of painkiller. Probably not morphine given her age, more likely one of those fentanyl ‘lollipops’. She really shouldn’t be up and about.

Taking a knee, Thomas placed a hand gently on her shoulder. His voice cracking somewhat, but remaining upbeat and friendly, he smiled at her, “H-hey there, what’s your name?”

The child blinked at him drowsily, “uh… uh… my… my name’s Trix, mister.”

Thomas nodded, “is that short for Beatrix?”

She nodded, “Yes… yes sir, mister.”

Having noticed that his charge was no longer in tow, General Shaw began marching back at a sharp pace, he bellowed to the soldier standing behind Thomas. “Trooper! What the hell are you doing?” Thomas could see the general’s throat clench as he spoke, he had no desire to seize a child, but security concerns must trump emotions for a man in his position. Thomas didn't begrudge him that.

The soldier swallowed and took a step closer to Thomas, “President William, sir. I’m sorry, I’ll take care of this.”

“It’s quite alright.” Thomas picked up the girl’s good hand, cupping it in both of his own, “Now, Trix, where are your parents?”

“Mama… mama said run up the hill… She… she said you run Trixie, run until you reach the nice soldier people.” She stared up into Thomas face with an empty gaze ’, “Are you the president, mister?”

Thomas kissed her little hand, barely holding himself together, “That’s what they tell me.”

“Mama said the presidents have one of two animals. Are you a donkey president, or an elephant president mister?”

“I… uh…” Thomas furrowed his brow, chucking slightly, “I don’t know if I have an animal…”

Behind him, Sofia piped up, “Yes he does, he’s a bull moose president.”

“What’s a bull moose?”

“Well.” Thomas flashed a glare at Sofia while Trix wasn’t looking, “It’s a big strong animal. Tough and angry.”

“You don’t seem that angry, mister.”

Thomas smiled, “I try not to be, my kids don’t like it when I’m angry.”

Trix blinked lazily, “You seem like a very… very nice mister president… a very nice bull moosey president…”

“Well, that’s very nice of you to say Trix.” Thomas nodded to the soldier, “Trooper. Get this little lady someone to care for her, we can’t have children wandering about somewhere like this.”

As the soldier led Trix off she waved to Thomas with her bandaged arm, “Buh bye mister president! It was… it was nice to meet you!”

As they continued towards the entrance, Thomas noticed that people were starting to stir, having taken note of the little girl’s call. They were looking at him, almost reverently. Coughing self-consciously, Thomas smiled and waved as they passed. They had almost reached the entrance without incident when a man lying near the entrance, his face a blackened mess of ash and dried blood, suddenly snapped awake and gripped Thomas’ hand. Thomas recoilded but the man’s grip was iron tight, holding firmly to the new president’s left hand. Though dry lips he garbled out, “Please save us, sir. Please, Mr. President. Please, oh god we need help.”

“Well, I…” Thomas could see another soldier and General Shaw moving to remove the man. The poor wretch was a mangled mess, roughing him up would be cruel, but above all else, unnecessary. Thomas gets the man’s gaze unblinking. Firmly he brought his other hand down upon the man’s grasp, squeezing it with both in a solid handshake.

Taking a shaky breath he opened his mouth, for one agonizing moment he was lost for words. Then with a clench of his jaw, the tension broke, “Everything I can do, sir. Everything I can give…”

With a sob of relief, the man nodded, withdrawing his hand. Thomas gave him a firm pat on the shoulder, “Get this man to a bed, he’s been through hell.”

The man shook his head, “No… no I don’t need no bed. Everyone’s going through hell today sir. I ain't special.”

“Then we better keep everyone walking forward. You get some rest so you can get on your feet, we’ll take it from here.”

As the man was lifted and carried away by two volunteers Sofia glanced down at Thomas’ hand, “You’ve got a…” she pointed.

Thomas examined the limb. His palm and fingers were caked in dried blood as if he’d dipped his left hand in dark red paint until just below his thumb. He scowled, “It’s too late to be squeamish about a little blood.”


“So where are we at?” Thomas loosened his tie and settled back into the high-backed office chair. They were twenty-six levels underground, well below NORAD operations and even the deep space telemetry lab that for some reason occupied eight levels. He, General Shaw, and Sofia were holed up in a conference room, at the centre of which was a grand table fitted to seat over a dozen people.

“I don’t have all the stats at my fingertips Mr. President, but from what’s filtered down to me we’re looking at the mother of all shit shows.” Shaw’s nose twitched as he grunted out his words, “We’ve lost twenty-one cities to nuclear weapon strikes across the globe, among them: Washington DC as you know but also Chicago and New York City. I had one of your human services clerks run an estimation of people affected… he got a number somewhere between one and two hundred million, with another hundred expected to in the coming weeks as survivors die from injuries and the collapse of infrastructure in the regions. I do have some good news though.”

Thomas, whose hands had drifted up to his brow peaked through his fingers at the general, “Is this the part where you tell me about all the space lasers and super weapons you’ve got locked at Area 51?”

Shaw shook his head, “Of course, we keep our true military capabilities and technology secret, but I’m afraid our super weapons boil down to the F-35 being a bit better than you would think, sir. No, the good news is that things could be worse.”

“Are you in the habit of tempting fate, general?”

“No, sir. What I mean is the following. The enemy seized our most modern pure fusion weapons for their attack, which leads us to believe their end goal involves occupation rather than full extermination.”

Thomas scowled, “I don’t follow.”

Shaw shrugged, “It’s quite simple really. The main innovation with pure fusion weapons beyond their yield is the lack of result fallout. Considering we’ve heard reports that a bomb was detonated on the Ganges, if the enemy had so desired they could have delivered radioactive poison to over five hundred million people in one strike and rendered an entire sub-continent effectively uninhabitable for the better part of a century, maybe two if they used something nasty like a cobalt bomb.” Shaw rapped his knuckles on the table, “they’re not here to exterminate us all, just to cut us down to size. Which leads me to my next point of good-ish news.”

Thomas grimaced, “is it going to be as cheery as the last point?”

Shaw ignored him, “Our military and logistical installations have remained virtually untouched. So far, excluding surgical strikes against national government bodies, the enemy has targeted population centres and civilians. Their soldiers, these robotic frog things, have been seen to prioritize soft targets and maximize casualties. As such, our armed forces, and presumably most other nation’s forces, are almost untouched.”

Thomas pursed his lips, “Well… that is good news… in a very roundabout way. Does this mean we still have communications?”

Shaw nodded, “Yes sir, my staff are hard at work sorting out the chain of command but we’ll be ready to commit to a coordinated plan of action within the hour. Before then, we’ll get you formally briefed on the global situation.”

Thomas leaned forward, “Hold on, you said communications hadn’t been cut… are the TV and radio broadcast stations still operating?”

Shaw’s brow furrowed, “Yes, sir. We sent out an EAS when this all kicked off. The detonation in Washington threw up an EMP blast that cut it off but from my understanding, we still have satellite and broadcast television even down here. I saw a rerun of Seinfeld playing in one of the rec rooms.”

Thomas turned to Sofia, “Find someone to set up a broadcast. And find a room with a professional-looking background.”

“Right.” Sofia stepped out of the room where should be heard snapping her fingers at a group of soldiers, “Hey! You lot! Help me find a technical sergeant. And you! Show me where you hold your Zoom calls.”

Shaw cocked an eyebrow, “Are you sure you’re up for a State of the Union?”

Thomas fully undid his tie, setting it on the cold mahogany of the conference table, “Everyone knows the state of the union, general. This is about sending a message. A message to our people, our allies, and maybe most importantly of all: the enemy. That we’re still here.

Shaw was silent for a moment, then, cracking half a smile he nodded, “Yes, sir Mr. President. Let’s get you up to speed.”

Thomas furrowed his brow quizically as the general took a seat at the table, “You said the stats weren’t at your fingertips.”

“True.” The General wiggled into his seat, reaching down to his side he pulled out a short-range radio and grumbled into it, “We’re ready for them now.” Seeing the puzzled look on Thomas’ face he nodded towards the door which had begun to slide open, “Here come the experts.”

About a dozen civilians, intelligence agents, and uniformed military personnel filed into the room. Nodding in respect to Thomas they each grabbed a seat, most setting a laptop down in front of them. Once everyone had seated, Thomas cleared his throat with a quick cough, “Right… well, let’s start with the basics. What’s the domestic situation?”

A balding man with a thick handlebar moustache leaned forward, “Which would be me, sir… Special Agent Powers…” He blinked, “Actually I suppose it’s Acting Director Powers, FBI.”

Thomas nodded, “Please go ahead, Director.”

“We’ve estimated homeland casualties at fifteen million, climbing at a rate of about a million every hour. We are contesting the enemy’s air supremacy but except for two towns we’re receiving requests for reinforcements in every county across the continental US.”

“But… not two of them?” Thomas scowled, “Which towns?”

“Erm… Gravity Falls Oregon and Gravesfield Connecticut. I wish I could tell you more sir but we don’t have the resources to spend on fact-finding missions.”

“Fine. What about the state governments?”

“We've lost contact with forty-eight out of the fifty state governors.” Powers paused… “the only survivors being the governor of Illinois and the exiled governor of Alaska…”

General Shaw and Thomas exchanged a glance. The President leaned forward, “exiled? Do you mean to tell me Alaska to fully occupied?”

The Director pursed his lips, “Yes… by the Canadians. It seems in response to some unrest caused along the Yukon-Alaska border, Canadian troops moved in to stabilize the region and… well… they’re not leaving… We’ve also received reports that the Royal Canadian Navy has militarized the Great Lakes…”

Shaw let out a snort of rage, “Those beaver-humping sons of bitches…”

Thomas groaned, “Get me a line to whoever’s in charge up there… I’m not keen on starting a war while we’re busy with another one already… anything else?”

Director Powers shook his head, “No that’s all for domestic… I think that segues well into international affairs though…”

Thomas scanned the assembled faces, “Whose got that?”

A pencilly-looking woman wearing square glasses raised her hand, “I do. Dr. Laura Waters, I…” she paused, “seems to be all that’s left of the Department of State… I haven’t even heard from any of our ambassadors…”

Thomas smiled reassuringly, “We’re all in a tough spot, doctor. Whenever you’re ready…”

“Yes… Well.” Dr. Waters grinned nervously, fiddling with her laptop keys, “We aren’t entirely sure what’s going on in every corner of the world but here’s the SparkNotes: The Chinese government has collapsed. From what little we can tell the region has splintered into at least half a dozen smaller entities, each claiming to be the PRC successor state.” She scrolled down on her screen… “Uh… South Korean troops have crossed the 38th parallel… we think that… uh… they think that the nuclear strike on Seol came from the DPRK. We don’t have more intel on that for now but… well… we might have a unified Korea one way or another by the end of the week.” She scrolled down further.

Thomas scratched his chin, “What about the Republic of China?”

Dr. Waters looked up with panic in her eyes, “Uh… we shouldn’t…”

Thomas shrugged, “What? The PRC’s gone right?”

A flash of realization came across Dr. Water’s face, “Oh… yeah… right. Uh, well… Good, they’re doing good… I mean, they’re under a sustained assault but they’ve been preparing for one since the 1950s. Should I… open relations with them? Formally I mean?”

“I don’t see why not.” Thomas sighed, “Alright, sticking to the Pacific theatre what’s the situation in Japan?”

“Mix of the situation in Taiwan, sorry the ROC, and Korea. Tokyo was hit, we believe the imperial family is dead or at very least missing, and its main urban centers are under attack. But the reports getting back to us are positive. Their armed forces are holding their ground despite massive civilian casualties… I’m not sure there’ll be much of a Japan left once the dust settles but for now… they’re still fighting.” Dr. Waters coughed again, “One last point of interest for the Pacific… a couple of governments have managed to reach out to us… Australia being one of them…”

Thomas’ eyebrows raised, “Oh… good. What did they have to say?”

“Uh… they were wondering if we’d like access to their spy satellites…”

Thomas frowned, “I wasn’t aware Australia had spy satellites…”

“They don’t, er, well they didn’t… they’ve…” she grimaced, “Co-opted ours that we ran out of Pine Gap… codenamed RAINFALL.”

Thomas blinked, “Co-opted?”

Shaw snorted, “She means stole, Mr. President.”

The room was silent for a moment as Thomas rubbed his temples, “Tell the Aussies… we’re more than happy to cooperate with our allies in these times.”

“Sir!” General Shaw looked about ready to explode.

“Bigger fish to fry, general. Alright, let’s hear the rest.”

“India and the Levant are in chaos, little to no info out of there… enemy movement in Africa has been pretty much limited to West Africa, particularly the Gulf of Guinea… We’ve lost all contact with Russia, though we have heard reports that Ukrainian forces are moving on the Crimean peninsula… In the west our NATO allies in Europe report sustained casualty rates but I believe the general consensus is… erm…”

Thomas stared at her expectantly, “Well? What do they say?”

“They say they want more ordinance. They say they need more bullets and shells to kill aliens. The acting prime minister of the United Kingdom, a Mrs. Lucy Hacker, is hosting a NATO emergency summit in her Birmingham East constituency. Mrs. Hacker has informed us that she is willing to facilitate a coordinated European counterattack if we can supply them with our excess equipment.”

Thomas glanced at General Shaw, “Well I like the sound of that, but do we have excess ordinance?”

Shaw scoffed, “Do we have excess ordinance?

Thomas blinked, “I guess not…”

“No, you misunderstand.” Shaw adjusted his seat, “Of course, we have excess ordinance. Walmart alone has enough firepower on its shelves to level a city. I’m told these robots aren’t heavy in the armour department. Civilian-grade firearms should serve Europe fine but we should throw in a little something with a bit of an extra kick.”

Thomas smiled, “Uncharacteristically gracious of you general.”

“I’m Supreme Commander Europe, what’s the goddamn point if we lose goddamn Europe.” The General’s features suddenly grew dark, “And it’ll be a cold day in hell before I let Charles DeGaulle go down in history for being right about America…”

“Right…” Thomas turned his attention back to Dr. Waters. “Tell the right honourable Mrs. Hacker that Europe has our full and unconditional support. Now… South and Central America?”

“A mess. Mexico is reporting that the whole region has descended into guerilla warfare. Most governments have evacuated their civilians into the jungles but without intervention, we’re going to be dealing with a massive humanitarian crisis within days. The Brazillian government is holding on, but the robots seem particularly adapted to jungle and swamp terrain, they’re having a tough go of it.” Pausing she took one last glance over her laptop screen before clasping her hands and setting them down on the table, “And… that just about does it. I’ll get to work right away on that Canada connection.”

Thomas nodded, “Thank you, doctor, please do. Now… Let’s address the elephant in the room. Who the hell’s invading our planet?” The president's thumb and index finger fitted together as he paused, searching the faces around the table, “Anyone? Director Powers?” Seeing the agent’s shaking head Thomas grimaced, “Which one of you is heading up the CIA?”

“I am sir…Henry Oliver, sir.” A pencilly-looking man raised his hand, “But I’m afraid all we’ve been able to deduce is that they’re… uh… frogs.”

Thomas was stone-faced. “Frogs?”

“Uh? Sorry, excuse me?”

Thomas turned his attention to the far end of the table. Squirrelled away behind the row of officials and military officers, an African American woman with square orange glasses was craning herself over the table. Sitting beside her were two girls of about college age, one with her soft brown hair done up in twin buns and the other sporting a high ponytail of black hair streaked with pink highlights. Tilting to the side Thomas smiled, trying to mask his confusion. Unlike the rest of the war cabinet none of these three sported any kind of department or service branch iconography.

When they had entered at the back of the group he had assumed them to be reporters, a thought that he was now deeply embarrassed to have entertained. Craning his head to the side so that he make eye contact with the woman, Thomas nodded upward in recognition, “Something to add, miss…?”

“Doctor, actually. Dr. Jan.” She paused, “Oh, that came out a bit sharper than I meant it to…”

Thomas smiled reassuringly, “All good. It’s not your fault you’re too far away for me to read your name tag. Uh… what department are you with?”

“Oh, I’m not a fed.”

Thomas blinked, “How did you get here then…” he turned to General Shaw, “Is she here by your recommendation?”

The General shook his head, “Dr. Jan and her compatriots arrived before any of us did, the FBI issued them their clearance.”

Director Powers coughed as Thomas’ gaze turned to him, “Sorry, sir, I have no idea who they are. If they were given their clearance under the last administration it’ll be pretty much impossible to trace the order, especially given how much of a mess everything is at the moment.”

“We were- sorry.” Dr. Jan leaned over the table, catching the President's attention, “We were sent by Special Agent Mr. X to advise NORAD of a potential alien invasion… I guess drop the potential part of that.”

Powers groaned, “Mr. X… of course.”

Thomas smiled humourlessly, “I’m still waiting for an explanation.”

“Mr. X is the current head of the FBI’s anomalous unit which he took over after I… you know what? Not important. Long story short, he’s a wacky character with a fixation for aliens.”

Thomas cocked an eyebrow, but didn’t press further, “Sounds appropriate, then, all things considered. Anyway, Dr. Jan, I believe you had something you wanted to tell us…”

“Oh, right.” Dr. Jan put her palms together as if in a praying motion and then tilted them forward, “ancient aliens.”

The room was dead silent, broken only by the odd cough and the hum of the air conditioning in the ceiling. Thomas’ chair creaked as he sat back in it, “Like… pyramid ancient aliens?” He glanced over at the Cheyenne Mountain Complex badge on the door, “I’m getting a serious case of Deja Vu…”

“No, don’t be silly.” Dr. Jan grimaced, “Well I guess it’s not that silly compared to everything else going on… but no, these aliens, taking the form of bipedal amphibians, come from a different dimension. They first showed up in the second millennium, when they made contact with a Viking colony in modern-day Newfoundland. See, the amphibians in that dimension conquered their world and, apparently unsatisfied with only one planet, used a powerful device shaped like a music box to travel between dimensions. They would subjugate and strip mine the worlds they found in these dimensions, taking all the spoils back home to develop their empire. Our initial encounter with them, however, was different. This meeting, depicted on a vase dating to the 11th century, was an attempt by a rogue faction within the amphibian society to prevent their invasion of Earth. They delivered the music box to Earth and then returned home, effectively stranding the empire in its own dimension. Unfortunately, last year, a group of kids found the box and activated it, sending them and the box back to the amphibian dimension. The rest (which I hope is not too cheeky of me to say), is history.” She fell silent, smiling sheepishly at the assembly of stunned faces.

You could hear a pin drop in the conference room, even the hum of the vents above seemed to dim in shock. Folding his hands together on the table in front of him, “Why a music box?”

Dr. Jan blinked, clearly having been expecting a less pointed question, “Ibegyourpardon?”

Thomas leaned forward, “You said the device the aliens used to travel here was designed to look like a music box. That sounds like a specific decision. Why would they choose a music box as their transportation device? Why not something easier to carry?”

“Oh… well…” Dr. Jan pursed her lips, “I’m not a physicist but I did have one quote this to me… it has something to do with how the amphibians find other planets in the multiverse, music cues that act like coordinates.”

“If I remember my undergrad biophysics… destructive interference is a thing, right?” Thomas scratched his chin, “Could we disrupt the signal they’re using to find Earth?”

Dr. Jan shrugged, “I guess if we knew the… uh what is it again? Wavelength and amplitude? Sorry, I only took first-year physics. Anything more complex than Newton and I -foosh-” she wiped a hand across her face, “completely zone out.”

“Uh, excuse me? Mr. President?”

Thomas’ attention flicked from Dr. Jan to the girl with the pink highlights, “Go ahead?”

“Well it’s just… to disrupt the signal you’d need to access it and since it’s in whatever dimension the aliens used to travel here we’d need to first access that… which, uh… could take a while. Like… years of ‘a while’ without the box.”

“And you are?”

“Uh… my name’s-”

“Fucking hell, I can barely hear you.” Thomas waved his hand at the rest of the war cabinet, “You lot have things to do right? Jump to it, or at least get these poor girls a megaphone, it’s like trying to speak to someone in the next room over.”

Mumbling ‘right away sir’s and ‘at once’s the federal personnel filled out of the room. Standing, General Shaw threw a sharp salute to Thomas, “I’ll have some options drafted up for your review as soon as you wrap up the broadcast.”

“Thank you general.” Thomas nodded, then turning back to the three women he beckoned, “Come on, shift up, we’re on a schedule here.” As they sat down in the chairs closest to his end of the table Thomas frowned, “you two…” he indicated to Dr. Jan’s companions, “I’ve seen you guys somewhere before.”

The girl with the buns rubbed her neck self-consciously, “Uh, well, we have a series together…”

Thomas snapped his fingers, “I.T. Gals! I knew I recognized you. Ally and Jess right? My kids love you guys.”

Ally gripped Jess’ arm, “Oh my god, ask him for a grant!”

Jess clapped a hand over her girlfriend’s mouth, hissing out of the corner of her own, “he can hear you, dummy!”

Thomas chuckled, “Tell you what, you tell me everything you know about these aliens and I’ll sign a blank check for each of you from the black budget.” he glanced over to Dr. Jan, “Same goes for you doc. The more I know, the more lives we can save. So let’s hear it.”

The three women exchanged wide-eyed glances. Jumping up, Jess ran over to her backpack she’d left at her original chair, digging around inside it she pulled out an overflowing binder of notes. Slamming it down on the table she looked the president dead in the eye, “This is how the frobots work.”

Thomas smirked, “frobots?”

Ally nodded, “we’ve seen two major patterns. The standard infantry model and the cloaked elite variant.”

“Cloaked?”

“They can turn invisible.”

Thomas’ eyes began roving the room, “right… okay… might not ever sleep again but continue. How did you deal with the cloaked one?”

Jess shook her head, “Oh, we didn’t kill it. Our friend, who it was hunting, blew it up with her superpowers.”

Thomas’ eye twitched, “Superpowers?”

Dr. Jan elbowed her way in, “Anne Boonchuy. She was one of the kids sent to the amphibian homeworld.”

“How did she get back then? And why does she have superpowers?”

Dr. Jan clasped her hands together, “Well she’s back in the amphibian world now. Uh… maybe it’s best we start from the beginning. I spoke with Anne before she went back, I might be missing a few details but I can give you the synopsis.”

Leaning back Thomas nodded, “That would be best.”

“So, our story starts with Anne’s birthday. See, her friend Sasha Waybright convinces her older brother Cameron to check them out of school early so that they can celebrate and get up to a little mischief. Unbeknownst to them, Anne and Sasha’s other friend, Marcy has found this ancient box in an antique store…”


Nir was fuming. Beyond the indignity of his newts' recent failures in the Terra Australis theatre, the aged general was suffering from an affliction of even more dire proportions. The castle had finally run out of wine. Stomping along the ill-lit corridors, the rotund newt grumbled under his breath, “Unprofessional layabouts… what do you mean ‘not a production priority’? How’s a body supposed to concentrate without a libation to soothe the nerves?”

Having left the Newtopian Guard war room in a huff, Nir was now making a beeline for his quarters in the upper vistas of the royal castle. Both to isolate from the demands of war, as well as to retrieve his emergency stash. The bottles had been pilfered from the razing of Ribbitvale, whereupon the surviving items had been distributed to the general staff, as was only right. Nir had jealously guarded his stash, but now desperate times called for desperate measures…

Rounding the last bend to his chambers, the newt came to an abrupt halt as he witnessed a cloaked figure slipping out from behind the heavy oaken doors. Moustache bristling, the general stomped his foot down on the cold stone floor, “What in olms’ name is this? You! You’ve got three seconds to explain this intolerable intrusion of my privacy before I have you shot!”

Turning their head, the cloaked figure met Nir’s gaze with twin orbs of golden light, that shone like stars from beneath the brim of its hood. “That would be most unwise.”

Nir’s demeanour instantly changed, “Apologies my lord. I meant no disrespect of course… prince…?”

The figure pulled its hood back, revealing the undecorated and plain features of the youngest member of the imperial family. Omega’s optics fixed Nir with a cold emotionless stare, “You may enter general, I have completed my investigation there.”

“I-Investigation?” Nir stepped to the side as Omega swept past him. He turned, calling out as the dark prince continued down the corridor, “What have I done to incur suspicion?!”

Omega paused. With a robotic snap they turned their head a full 180 degrees to meet Nir’s terrified gaze, “Andrias’ betrayal leaves no one above suspicion, as with the demise of my brother Lambda, I have been tasked with rooting out dissent. Do you wish to file a complaint, General Nir?”

The newt shook his head rapidly, “No, no, no complaints. Carry on, don’t let me get in your way.”

“Your compliance is appreciated.”

As the dark prince disappeared around the corner Nir let out a heavy sigh of relief. It was difficult to tell where you stood with any of the dark princes, but Omega’s stilted emotionless tone was by far the most challenging to read. Now, both drained and thirsty, Nir stumbled into his quarters, stretching the tension out of his neck as he called out to his two attendants he’d left within, “Ladies! I could use a foot massage. Nothing too rough though alright?”

He paused, the room was dark. Along the wall the lanterns that usually lit the room were cold and extinguished, small wisps of smoke rising from their wicks. Nir’s eyes narrowed, “why would that robotic oaf do this? Olivia, fetch a match would you?”

The sound of footsteps in the dark to his side caused Nir to turn, “Where are you two? Come on out this instant!”

Something clattered to the ground at Nir’s feet. It was a metal object, circular with small protrusions along the side. Nir bent down to inspect it. A crown? No, it was a little too small in diameter to fit on a head comfortably. Reaching down his hand came into contact with what felt like glass. Lifting the object, Nir brought it up close to his face. His breath caught in his throat.

It was a collar.

He heard a thud behind him. White robes disappeared out the door through which he’d just entered, slamming them as they passed through. He was in total darkness now. Swallowing hard Nir took a gingerly step towards the door before a hiss of steel sliding against steel broke the stillness.

In the dark, glinting in the false orange light of the moon beyond the window. Nir saw two sets of short blades hovering in the dark. Between them, a toothy maw flashed a dangerous smile.

“Are you ready for your massage, General?”


++ENGAGE++
T + 02:01:41.602
187,718,335 People have died

Notes:

When aliens are pouring through glowing blue portals you gotta go to Cheyenne Mountain, it's the rules.

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The alternate title for this chapter would be: 'How many references to other shows can a man make in one chapter?'

Chapter 69: Thee Hours in Hell, Part 3

Summary:

The war, earth side, reaches its climax.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

++ENGAGE++

T + 02:01:43.883

187,721,579 People have died


Darkness. It filled his vision. It terrified him, always had.

Andrias, former prince and one-time king, hung like a fly in a web from dark metal bindings about his hands. His great head drooped low, snow-white hair hanging about his face. Motionless and gigantic as he was, a passerby might have mistaken him for some kind of twisted swamp tree in a dead forest—the last remnant of life: a patch of pale hanging moss, sucking up what little remained.

Despair seemed too small a word, as dramatic as the sentiment seemed. He could internalize despair, understand it, but how do you understand the waste of a life spanning well over a thousand years? How do you understand the utter contempt the entire universe has for you, down to your own flesh and blood?

Leif had hated him. Barrel too, no doubt. Yunan and Olivia certainly if they were ever given the freedom to do so. And Marcy…

All his fault.

He could blame the Core for many things. The Empire, the slave camps, the extermination campaigns… but in the end, he had been the one to hurt them all. The knife in their backs had been held by him, thrust by his own hand. He could have chosen to stop. He could have stood up to that monstrous machine in any of the centuries prior.

But he had been weak.

And now it was too late.

“I wouldn’t say too late.”

Andrias grunted, eyes still hidden behind his white mane, “Who’s there?”

A cold wind brushed against his steel-reinforced skin, and below the hum of the castle's engines, Andrias could make out what sounded like a brief flapping of wings. A voice, gruff but feminine echoed about the holding cell, “Someone who shares in your burden.”

“I can assure you.” Andrias snarled, “You have no idea what burdens me.”

“We both aided the same monster.” The voice seemed to come from everywhere, and nowhere. “The difference is merely temporal. The guilt, less so.”

“I do not hear the repugnant snarl of metal in your voice. Who are you!” Andrias raised his head, roaring as he flexed his mighty limbs against the restraints. Sweat held his hair fast across his eyes, resisting every attempt to clear his vision.

“I am the first one. I am the origin point of the nightmare you have inherited.” The voice was bitter. “But so too am I the origin point of that which those before you lacked… but I hope, you do not.”

“My patience for riddles wears thin!” Andrias paused, chucking to himself, “This is my imagination. No one is here. No one else is free inside these damned walls! Speak your piece spirit, memory, phantom or whatever you are that my madness has conjured! I could use the distraction…”

“Whether you choose to believe it or not, Andrias Leviathan, I am real.”

Andrias snorted, “I have believed many things to be real. Not one of them so far has turned out to be so… but enough about that. I told you, speak! What is it that I do not lack?”

The voice moved, now definitely behind his right ear, “Out of all my descendants, you are the first to retain a shred of morality. A bare scrap of decency and kindness that I had thought long departed.”

“Ha!” Andrias bared his teeth in a smile, “You are as delusional as me it seems. When have I ever, in my long long life, spared so much as a drop of kindness? My every action served the empire. Every act of apparent goodwill done as a veneer to obscure true intentions. Do not tell me you too were deceived.”

“I will not speak of the distant past. But I will address the more recent… The human, Marcy, you cared for her.”

“Delusion and stupid, a rare combination.” Andrias snarled, “Perhaps you forgot, phantom, but I stabbed her in the back. Not figuratively, mind you, literally. I came within an inch of parting her clean down the middle and you would call that care?”

“Yes… I was curious about that.” The voice adopted an almost singsong quality, “Tell me, Andrias, how does a child survive such a wound?”

Andrias’ head twitched, his white locks snapping together from the violent motion, “She… she got lucky.”

“A convenient answer.” The voice was moving now, circling Andrias like a shark, “Somehow your blade, a weapon capable of reducing steel to bubbling liquid in seconds, cut through the center of a little girl’s chest and somehow was unable to damage her lungs, spine, heart, or even so much as nick an artery. Even as you withdrew the blade she suffered no fatal injury.” The voice hummed, “If memory recalls, she was a stationary target, near motionless. Surely a skilled warrior like you could have managed a more precise blow… Or perhaps you did…”

Andrias shook his head, “The Core needed Marcy. I was obeying its commands… as always…”

“Another convenient answer. If that was the case from the beginning, why was she not installed as host the moment she and Cameron were captured?”

Andiras’ teeth clenched, “I tire of this conversation…”

“Too bad. I think we were getting somewhere… oh well.”

Andrias turned his head away from the voice, his own tone bitter and angry, “If you have a point to make, do so and begone.”

“Very well. Do you want to make up for your mistakes?”

Andrias gave a tug on the shackles that held him aloft, “This fate of mine is atonement as best as I deserve…”

“Atonement is not redemption. Suffering is not reparation.” The voice drew closer, “Do you want punishment, or do you want justice?”

Andrias lifted his chin, baring his teeth in what he imagined was his interrogator's face, “You are a figment of my deranged imagination. What justice could you avail me?”

“As I said before, Andrias Leviathan, I am all too real. Answer the question.”

Andrias was silent for a moment. Then, with a grave tone, he spat out his response, “All I want… is to be able to say I have done some amount of good. I do not care if it is justice for my actions, I do not care that nobody knows what I do, I just want to be able to tell myself that I achieved something worthwhile in my wretched, wasted, life.”

“My child…” The voice was soft now, quieting as if drifting away on a tide, “That path has always been open to you, all you need do is walk it.”

“Where-” Andrias thrashed against his bindings, “Where are you going? That’s it? After all that!? You’re just going to abandon me here?!”

“I would never abandon you, my lord, though I understand how you would reach such a conclusion.” It was a new voice. Stilted and robotic, completely vacant of emotion and yet somehow it seemed timid and small.

Andrias fell still against his bonds, “Omega?”

“Affirmative. I would urge you to remain motionless. Doing so will reduce the time of the extrication process.” With that, there was a series of clicks as the dark prince went to work on the shackles. After a while, they paused, “You do not seem concerned by my presence. Do you intend to destroy me once I free you, and then make your escape alone?”

Andrias offered no answer. 

The clicking continued. Andrias felt the metal ring about his right leg snap open. Still blinded by my mane, the colossal newt let out a snarl of surprise, “Did the Dark King not program you with self-preservation? Or was your intellect as much a deception as everything else about you?”

“I understand that entities possessing emotions as you do, do not appreciate being dictated to while in a vulnerable state. Once you are free I will explain.”

“And what if I kill you before you get a chance?”

“Then you will be alone again. I will not resist if that is what you wish.”

To this, Andrias fell silent once more. With a final clang, the last three bindings were released, dropping the former king onto the metallic floor. He landed like a striking piston, planted on one knee. Raising his right hand he swept it across his face, clearing the mess of tangled hair from his eyes.

Omega stood before him, arms held up. In them, it held the familiar spiked wooden hilt of Andrias’ laser sword. The newt glared at it for a moment, eyes flicking side to side as he searched for any telltale sign of deception or holographic projection. Seeing none, he let out a sigh and reached out, grasping the hilt and lifting it from the frobot’s hands. With a hiss the pale yellow blade sprung forth, millimetres from Omega’s face. Andrias’ features twitched once, then again as he eyed the dark prince, weighing his options. Throughout it all Omega remained motionless, their robotic features betraying neither unease nor confidence in the face of the newt’s threat.

At long last, Andrias withdrew the blade. “Speak.”

“General Nir is dead. Yunan and Olivia will meet us in the hangar. From there we will rendezvous with your supporters in the city. The path to the hangar is clear of guards and I have arranged for your Dyoplosaurus exoskeleton to be ready upon our arrival.”

Andrias was taken aback, but quickly his features hardened. Leaning forward his mouth opened to speak.

Omega’s cold interjected. “The Dark King caught you off guard and in so doing defined the conflict between you. I predicted that due to this, without a major course correction, our efforts would amount to an unacceptably low level of damage to the empire. I predicted that this scenario would return you the initiative and vastly increase the potential for lasting damage.”

Andrias held the frobot’s gaze for a moment, “and I suppose you ‘predicted’ that the chances of your plan succeeding were better if I were kept in the dark about it?”

“Yes.”

A sneer cracked Andrias’ lips, “and did you predict that I wouldn’t kill you the first chance I got?”

“No. Perceived betrayal is one of the few things emotional beings approach with a high degree of rationality. Betrayal must be met with consequence, or else it is logical to assume it will occur again. I estimated an even split in the odds that you would terminate me immediately.”

An incredulous smile replaced the snarl, “fifty-fifty?” Andrias leaned back. He chuckled, then snorted and shook his head as his chest quivered with suppressed laughter, “Fifty-fifty. You thought chances against the king were so bad you bet everything on a coin flip?”

“Yes.”

“Well…” Andrias wiped a tear of merriment from his eyes, “That’s a level of honesty you can’t fake.”

“I stacked the odds as best I could. As I told you earlier I predicted you would not listen while you felt vulnerable, so I surmised that you would if the reverse were true. I have observed that trust is built on vulnerability. You are armed, I am defenceless. I supposed that could suffice as catharsis. A perceived consequence dealt to me by you.”

Andrias rose, “We can quibble later. For now, get me out of this tomb.”

“At once, my lord.”


<<El Paso County, Colorado, USA>>

<<Cheyenne Mountain Complex>>

“Sorry, I missed the conference… corralling acting governors is like herding cats. How’d it go?”

Thomas slammed back the glass of water Sofia proffered like it was the second to last round of shots before Happy Hour prices closed. Wiping moisture from his mouth with the back of his hand he blew out a sigh, “Shit show, but good. A good shit show if that makes any kind of sense.”

The Puerto Rican woman raised her eyebrows, “I think you’ll have to explain.”

“Well, we got acting (and even some elected) leaders from all the NATO countries and a good number from the rest of the world. The good news is that they were all chomping at the bit to take the fight to the aliens, and happy to cooperate as a unified front. We elected a provisional security council to lead the global war effort: us of course, Canada, Australia, Britain, Brazil, Japan, India, and South Africa.”

“That… doesn’t really sound how I would describe a shit show.”

Thomas groaned and rubbed his temples, “Canada’s keeping Alaska.”

Sofia blinked, “What?”

“Part of the terms of cooperation. They’re concerned America’s about to implode and don’t want to deal with refugees streaming across two borders. We’re not exactly in a position to retaliate so I let the issue go.”

“Wow.”

“Yeah. So, now we have a problem…” Thomas smiled humourlessly, “We need new flags for the broadcast in… ten minutes.”

“Yeah… that’s not happening, the technical sergeants could barely scrape a mock Oval Office together, I doubt they’ve got any flags dating from 1960.” Sofia’s eyes then lit up, “Or… we have another option.”

“Shoot.”

“Add a state.”

Thomas looked at her blankly, mulling the idea over in his mind. “Can we just do that?”

“Just need a vote by Congress.”

Thomas scowled, “We’re kinda short one of those.” He tilted his head to the side, “Wait… the vice president is president of the senate. You vote in tiebreakers.”

Sofia grinned, “this is playing a bit fast and loose with the constitution.”

“The Consitution’s a piece of burning ash at the moment. Executive order, you’re the legislative branch now.” Thomas snapped his fingers, “State of Puerto Rico?”

Sofia giggled, “Fuck it. Motioned carried unanimously.”

“Sweet. Then we keep the flag. Let’s go.” Together they popped out into the corridor, the troopers standing either side of the door they exited falling in behind them as they hustled towards the makeshift broadcast room. Pulling a sheet from his suit pocket, Thomas handed it to Sofia, “Give this a quick once over, I wrote it between my chat with Dr. Jan plus the IT gals and the conference. Apparently, there’s not a single goddamn speech writer in this whole damn mountain.”

“Sure.” Sofia skimmed the page, mumbling the words to herself as she read them.

Thomas watched her intently as they walked, “I’ve underlined the bits I wanna say with a bit more gusto. It’s not too cheesy is it?”

“Grammar’s a bit wonky… but it works.” She grimaced, “It’s a bit… frank don’t you think?”

“Frank bordering on honest.” Thomas accepted the paperback from her, “People need to know what’s going on. If we lie to downplay the crisis nobody’s ever going to listen to a damn thing we say ever again. I want to meet our people where they’re at, and to do that I can’t sugar coat it.”

Sofia sighed, “Fair enough.”

Thomas sniffed as they approached the broadcast room, “Let’s do this.” Setting through the door Thomas was met with a battery of flashing lights and waving microphones.

“President William!”

“Mr. President the public wants to know what you’re doing about the current crisis.”

“Mr. President, is it true that the entire US military was annihilated along with Washington?”

“Mr. President, can you prove to our viewers that you yourself are not an alien?”

Thomas blinked as a reporter’s camera lit up his face with a white flash of light, “Good god are you lot using flash lamps or something?” he pointed to the three reporters in question, “Doing that in about two minutes. No, the military’s intact.” He paused on the last one, “Go fuck yourself. That human enough for you?” His face grew serious as the rest of the reporters broke out into laughter, “No… no let me rephrase that. We’re not discounting the possibility of infiltrators. Everyone in this complex will undergo a more intense screening process once one’s been developed. Until then, we’re going to be holding everything to the highest security standards.”

Pushing past the now sombre group with the aid of his escort, Thomas strode out in front of the camera and the desk it was aimed at. While not a one-to-one of the White House’s Oval Office the staff had done their best to recreate the decor and general feel of the set and to dress the whole place up with a presidential vibe. A technician stepped out from behind the camera, she was tall and thin, with pencil lips and red-rimmed glasses that seemed to glow in the ambience light set up.

Thomas waved her back to the camera. “I don’t need a brief. I’ve done Zoom broadcasts and speeches before. I can handle a camera, just make sure we’re ready to go at zero hour.”

The technician nodded, sliding back behind the camera smoothly.

Thomas sat himself down at the desk. Taking one last glance at the paper in his hand he stowed it in his jacket before thinking better of it and tossing it at his feet, out of the camera’s view. A countdown timer appeared on the screen before him.

10…

Thomas touched up his hair. He hadn’t had it styled today, or even this week. While he was under no illusion that convention dress standards were the most important issue of the day he definitely didn't want to come across as bedraggled.

5…

He took one last sip of water. Rolling his shoulders he cleared his throat, running through the last of his vocal warmups.

3…

2…

1…

0…

“Good evening folks, my name is Thomas William, and just under three hours ago I became the Acting President of The United States of America… Let me cut straight to the chase. The Former President and our elected representatives in the House and Senate are no longer with us… They, like far too many of our fellow Americans and indeed fellow humans across our world, have fallen victim to a coordinated and determined campaign of extermination against our very species. “

The muscles in Thomas’ jaw clenched and beneath the table his feet crossed and uncrossed as he spoke. “I say this in no uncertain terms, humanity as we know and love it, is under attack.

It has been reported to me that casualties worldwide currently lie as high as three hundred million. We have lost cities… Beijing… Brussels… Delhi… Tokyo… Shanghai… Mexico City… Rome… Mecca… Jerusalem… Varanasi… Amritsar… Gaya… London… New York City… Hong Kong… Frankfurt… Singapore… Moscow… Paris… Chicago… and… Washington DC… all to nuclear detonations by weapons stolen from our own arsenal.

I say this, not to invite despair, but to ensure that you all understand what I say next is not sadistic deception or joke… The enemy that has perpetrated these attacks is not of this world, nor even this universe. They are a race of amphibian-like creatures possessing highly advanced cybernetic and weapons technology. They can cross dimensions, turn their warriors invisible, and project energy fields that neutralize all by our highest yield ordinance.

Taking a moment to collect himself, Thomas leaned forward. Knitting his fingers together he flashed an easy, confident, smile. “Now… with the doom and gloom out of the way, let me address the burning question of the hour. What, if anything, are we, your government, going to do about it? To that, my answer is quite simple: 

We are going to fight.

It is my firm belief that government has no higher calling than to rally to the side of those in need. And though on this hellish day, the number of such people exceeds that of my deepest nightmares…” He brought his fist down upon the table with a sharp thump. “I intend no compromise of that ideal.”

Straightening his posture, the President stared unblinkingly into the camera, “To that end, I have met with leaders of our allies in NATO and those nations resisting the invaders. They are of one mind.

Though the metaphor may differ between language and culture the spirit remains the same: they have assured me that they and their people are ready and willing to carry on the fight until hell itself freezes over.

They are committed, steadfastly, to the campaign of resistance and the survival of the human species.”

Thomas smiled, “I told them, that I welcomed this sentiment, however…” his voice rose, eyes blazing with energy, “it does not go far enough. I told them, as I tell you now, that it is my resolve, and the resolve of this government, that there is no point at which I would be willing to concede defeat. There is no point of despair so great that I would surrender the fate of the American people, or indeed the people of any nation.” He was half standing now, palms flat against the table surface as he roared into the camera, “There exists no state of hopelessness, no scenario of defeat that I am willing to accept. Come hell or high water! And should hell freeze over I will meet our enemy in battle upon the ice!”

Clearing his throat with a grunt, Thomas adjusted the tie around his neck. He sat back down, letting his pounding heart settle in his chest. He never broke eye contact with the camera, “We are fighting back. Our military is intact. Our ammo stores are filled. Our soldiers are determined as are we all. Even as I speak to you now the counter-attack has begun. To those of you crying out for help we can hear you, we are coming. We will save you, but you must first save yourself and those close to you. If you can fight, fight, if you cannot there is no shame in that, do what you can, nothing more nothing less. We can get through this. We can make it out of this nightmare, but it will take all the determination and courage we can muster.”

His eyes mellowed, “We have been dealt a terrible blow, by a callous and powerful force that seems to have us completely at its mercy. It is natural to feel hopeless, to feel powerless, to feel inconsequential in the face of such cruel power. I am not so naive as to tell you that any one person will decide the fate of our world today, but I will tell you that effort is always of value. No matter how little it seemingly achieves, it counts. History is decided by effort or lack thereof. We must all, today, act and make that effort, to stand up for what we love. I have a family, I have two children, the effort I make today is for them and the people of this nation that now depend on me. 

While I am resolved to move mountains, I do not demand that same sacrifice from you, I demand only that you do what you can. If you cannot bring yourself to move a mountain then move a stone, a pebble even. It is a small effort, but there are seven billion people on this planet of ours, and seven billion pebbles moved together is mountain enough. I believe in you all. I believe that you are all mightier and braver than you can imagine. And I do not believe for a moment that you will let each other down.”

Stay safe folks, and god bless America. That’s what he was going to say. That’s what was on the tip of Thomas’ tongue when he noticed a flash of movement behind the camera. Something was standing up behind it.

The was a shout. There was a snapping sound, wet and hollow. Then a gunshot, followed by another. The crowd of reporters fell back, screaming as one of the troopers fell limply to the ground. Thomas stood up, desperately trying to catch a glimpse of what was transpiring. Then as if thrown by a catapult the body of a trooper flew over the camera, and landed heavily upon the desk before the President. Yet another gunshot rang out and Thomas felt agonizing pain shoot up his chest.

Looking down he could see red splotch forming on the lower left-hand side of his abdomen.

“Your weapons are quite primitive human. But they do make a lovely noise.”

There was a creature perched atop the camera. It had glowing red eyes and pitch-black metallic skin set upon a slender frame that in the vaguest sense resembled that of a frog.

Tau gazed down upon the stricken President, the holographic remnants of her technician disguise flicked across her face, smiling madly. “Hello, President William. The Dark King sends his regards.” In her hand, still smoking was a trooper’s service pistol.

The reporters were banging against the door, screaming for them to open but seemingly to no avail. There were no guards left in the room, all were dead. He was defenceless.

A glint caught his eye. At the hip of the trooper’s corpse before him, Thomas’ eyes came to rest upon a combat knife tucked neatly into its holster. It wasn’t much, but it’d have to do.

Moving as fast as his injury would allow Thomas sprang forward, diving for the trooper’s belt. Dark metal flashed before his eyes and another blast of pain shot up from his arm as cruel sharpened digits slashed through the lower half of his hand, tearing his pinky and ring finger free in brutal hewing of flesh. Before he had a chance to scream in pain a bulbous foot caught his side, sending him careening head of tail into the wall when came to a rest with a heavy thud.

“No, no, let’s stay in picture. My master wants the whole world to be party to what happens next…”

Thomas’ vision swam. As the world came back into focus he noted another figure lay not far from him, slumped against the wall in a pool of blood- another trooper. Thomas’ heart skipped a beat as he noted this one’s belt. He still had his pistol.

He stole a glance back towards his foe. The monstrous robot was lurching towards him, pistol still held loosely in its claws. Another scramble would end as it did before, he needed a distraction…

A gunshot rang out yet again. This time it was Tau’s turn to flinch, raising her arm to protect her cranium as a bulleted ricochet off her plate. Crouched by the door, surrounded by a band of terrified journalists, Sofia had retried the third guard’s weapon and was firing shot after shot at the invader.

There it was.

Grunting in pain, Thomas reached his ruined hand over to the trooper’s gun. Tears sprung into his eyes as he wrapped his remaining fingers around the trigger and grip. Holding his wrist with his good arm for stability, he levelled the barrel.

The first shot went wide.

Thomas rose into a crouch.

The second shot cut across the back of Tau’s head, sending sparks and bits of metal flying as the bullet ripped into the delicate machinery within.

He was standing now, his finger pumping the trigger.

Five shots, all landing true. Tau writhed as her body was torn apart from the impact. With a crash she fell to the ground, eyes darting back and forth, a high-pitched mechanical scream ripping from her voice synthesizer.

Striding over to her, Thomas brought his foot down upon her twitching arm. Then, with a scream of rage, he emptied what remained of his ammo into the twisted mass of metal and wiring. 

With a thud, the gun fell from his hand.

The silence that followed was deafening. Marred only by the drip of blood from Thomas’ suit and hand. His chest rose and fell rhythmically, part gasping for air through the pain, part working through the shock.

It was then, among the dripping of blood and the whimpering of the survivors he heard Sofia’s voice, “A bullet can’t stop a Bull Moose!”

Lifting his head Thomas met her gaze from across the room. She gestured to the camera, the light with ‘Live’ still burning bright atop it. A slow smile crept across Thomas’ face. It was impossible. It was absurd. But it was, for some reason or another, the world he found himself in.

Reaching up with his good hand Thomas loosened his tie and flashed a smile at the camera, “See folks. It’s easy.” His eyes fell to his mangled right hand.

Fuck it, why not.

Slowly but deliberately, and doing his best to hide the agony, Thomas William, President of the United States, raised his right hand up with the remaining index and middle fingers spread in a ‘V’.

“Now… Let’s win this thing.”

He held the pose, and the stern smile for a full thirty seconds before his brow creased. “Someone shut the darn camera off my arm’s getting tired.”

As two of the reporters fumbled with the controls, and the ‘live’ light dimmed, the door snapped open with a crack of broken wood. General Leonard Shaw and a fully armed team of Space Force specialists burst on through. The General held a knife against his hand and nicked his palm with its point, letting a drop of crimson liquid seep out onto the floor. Holding it up for the President’s inspection he gestured to the specialists, “I can vouch for all these men, Mr. President. I’ve got teams screening the facility.”

Thomas nodded, allowing one of the team to approach and dress his hand in a crude bandage. “Thank you, General. How’d she get past security? I got hit with a battery of metal detectors on my way in, how’d they miss her?”

“Elisa Jannet has been stationed at this facility for the better part of three years. She passed through the same detectors you did this morning, no issue. If I were a gambling man I’d put my money on her having been replaced within the last hour, tops.”

Thomas grimaced, “So… you think the real Elisa is still here somewhere?”

“It’s been chaos since we got here. I doubt anyone’s had a chance to go through the utility closets or check the ventilation shafts.” The General sighed, “Poor lady…” Thomas attempted to come up with something appropriately profound but before the thought could form in his mind General Shaw’s eyes snapped open wide. “Sir, get down!”

Pulled bodily to one side by the General, Thomas winced as the roar of machine gun fire filled the room. As one the specialists unleashed the fury of their weapons, pummeling some unseen target with unrelenting ferocity. Turning his head to locate the source of their ire, Thomas’ eyes too went wide. The bullets tore through a dark figure that had appeared in the middle of the room. As he looked closer, Thomas noticed something. “Cease fire! It’s a projection!”

Instantly the roar died. As the dust settled and the specialists fanned out about the room Thomas and Leonard took stock of what stood before them.

It was a young man, no older than twenty at most,  tall and blonde with a twined scar that ran down over his right eye and onto the top of his cheek. This, however, was where normality ceased. His eyes burned with orange light, blazing like torches in a dark cave, and he was clad from head to toe in sharp black armour. Three glowing gems shoen from his brow and on his chest, a spiderlike pattern of more orange eyes glared out at the President and General. A cloak of black fabric, topped with a fur shoulder cape fashioned from the hide of some strange feline, draped behind him. His digits ended in claws, and his head was adorned with a spiked crown. 

“Hello, gentlemen.” His voice hummed with a digital echo as if it were many patched together as one.

Thomas took a step forward, “I’m guessing that thing on your head is supposed to be a crown? So that would make you this ‘Dark King’ your little helper bot mentioned?” He kicked Tau’s remains.

“Very observant. And you would be President Thomas William. With introductions out of the way, let’s get down to business.”

Thomas’ eyes narrowed, “We graciously accept your surrender. If you’ll allow me to advocate on your behalf I’m sure the rest of my fellow world leaders would be happy to negotiate an equitable reparations deal between our worlds. I can also promise you and your command staff a fair trial in the Hague.”

The Dark King chuckled. “You don’t seem to understand…”

“Oh, I understand plenty.” Thomas took another step forward, “I understand that you’re trying to enslave my species. I understand that now I’ve given my people a bit of hope and thwarted your assassination attempt on live TV that you’ve come crawling on your hands a knees to beg me to sell out my people. Well, let me tell you something pal. I may not have my staff and wizard robes to match your fucking D&D cosplay but don’t let the suit fool you, we’re locked into this shit now. Now, I know you can kill me, but guess what mother fucker, it does not matter. We lost one president already today, and guess what, show’s still running. I am replaceable if you want to destroy this country you’re gonna have to kill each and every one of us, and we’ll make your life a living hell all the while.”

The Dark King’s face was unreadable behind the holographic distortion. Silently he held the President’s gaze for a moment, then, with a snarl he hissed into his face, “We’ll see how this attitude of yours holds when the death toll reaches the billions.” His eyes became slits, “Maybe I’ll start by murdering every William in the United States. I wonder if they feel as brave as you do…”

Thomas sneered into his face, “As if you weren’t doing that already. One more thing. If we find you, we are going to kill you. So you better fucking pray to whatever alien god you believe in to keep you hidden away.”

The Dark King’s eyes burned into Thomas, and for a brief moment, the anger and adrenaline that had been fueling the President’s tirade fizzled as an ancient and terrible intelligence gazed into his very soul. Then, with a bestial snarl, the Dark King turned his back, “This conversation is not over.”

As the hologram faded Thomas turned to General Shaw, a nervous grin on his face, “Too much?”


<<Los Angeles, California, USA>>

Major Ben Hampton squinted down his gun sight as he watched the window sill. There it was, the slight heat distortion on his thermals. He checked his range one last time then, breathing out he contracted his trigger finger. The snap of his silenced rifle was echoed by the screech of the invisible robot frog crouched in the window three stories up. As its systems died it rematerialized and plummeted, landing in a heap atop a parked car.

Mendez nodded as he noted the clean hole in the cloak-bot’s cranium, “You’re getting good at that sir.”

Sighting movement down a dark alley, Ben shot off another round, downing a frobot waiting there in ambush, “less chit chat more shooting Mendez.”

In response the Seargent flicked his weapon barrel up, firing off a burst that clipped the wings of a circling robotic dragonfly. As the drone came crashing down to earth he grinned and took aim at another this time sending a burst through his target’s thorax, “I ain’t slacking.”

They had been at this routine for hours. House by house, street by street. Cutting towards downtown LA through roads caked with blood and the grim remains of the city's inhabitants. The enemy paid them little to no mind, skirting their advance as they hunted for more vulnerable prey. Ben had been the one to order the march to the city centre, hoping beyond hope that they’d stumble across something important enough that the murderous robots would give the civilian population a bit of respite.

Judging by the increased enemy activity and the rapid depletion of their ammunition, it seemed the strategy was bearing fruit.

Captain Peter Cunningham planted a bayonet into a twitching metal carcass. With a violent twist of the Canadian’s weapon, the broken frobot fell silent. Raising his weapon, the captain’s brow furrowed as he studied something in the distance, then he called out to Ben. “Major! Enemy armour, bearing 135.”

Turning his gaze, Ben was taken aback as he glimpsed a massive mechanical beast slinking between the gaps of the downtown skyscrapers. Downing another cloak-bot as it sprang at him from the ruins of a convenience store, Ben reached down to the binoculars at his hip, “Cover me.”

Captain Micheal Martin patted him on the shoulder as he took up the major’s flank, “Got ya yank.”

Ben’s nose twitched as he studied the behemoth. It was more apt to describe it as a mobile factory than an armoured vehicle. Rounded and low to the ground, it dragged itself along on four massive flexible legs. The front of the machine was shaped like a cartoonish approximation of a frog with its mouth open wide. Within this maw glowed furnace fire, which spat sparks and flames. This alone was troubling but what concerned Ben above all else were two additional observations he made.

Dropping the binoculars Ben grimaced, “It’s eating the city.”

The Australian captain blinked, “wot?”

“Eating. Shoving down cars, buildings, roads…” Ben wiped sweat from his nose.

Mendez, who had overheard the conversation chuckled darkly, “Do I have to ask what it’s doing to the people inside those?”

“They’re being lined up.” Ben slammed a fresh magazine into his weapon, “There’s a pink or purple haze about the thing, weeping out of its eyes. The people in its cloud are lining up beside it, waiting passively as its entourage of little robots guts them.”

Peter blinked in disgust, “cloud? A chemical weapon?”

Ben shrugged, “My guess is some kind of drug. Aresolitzed and deployed to pacify anyone that gets close.” Reaching down he pulled the mask at his side free, “I know it’s hot out but everyone get sealed up, this thing might work on skin contact so roll those socks up.” Turning to Mendez he tapped his radio, “Try support again, we don’t have enough thermite for that thing.”

Mendez cursed under his breath in frustration as he dialled through the channels on his radio set, “Any station, this net, this is Hydra two-one. Fire mission, over.”

As the combined special forces teams suited up, doing so in shifts with a section left to guard against encroaching frobots, Ben took in the LA skyline. It seemed as though a ring of fire had descended about the local horizon. Everywhere he looked buildings were on fire or partially melted from plasma bombardment and in the sky above contrails of jets and alien craft wove together like a loose quilt. He’d kept count of how both sides numbers throughout the day, hoping to get some picture of how the airforce was doing.

It had started at thirty jets on eighty xeno craft.

Two hours ago it had been fifteen on sixty.

And then at one, ten on ten.

The pilots were adapting, figuring out the enemy, much like they were on the ground. The initial slaughter had been horrendous but now they were cutting through enemy forces three times the size of the initial push with a third of what they’d landed with.

He blew out a sigh. Best not to think about that on a global scale.

“Major!” Ben turned in response to Mendez calling his name. “Major I got someone.”

Previous train of thought completely forgotten, Ben rushed over and grabbed the mic, “This is Major Ben Hampton of JSOC. Whom do I have the pleasure of addressing? Over.”

The radio crackled into life, “Pleasure’s all mine Major. Lieutenant Washington, 461st Flight Test Squadron, going by callsign Speedy. Good to hear from a friendly. Over.”

Ben frowned, “Where’s the rest of your squadron Lieutenant? Over.”

The radio was silent for a moment, “Dicthed in the Pacific. Over.”

Ben grimaced, “Well kudos to you for making it this far. What’s your kill count at lieutenant? Over.”

“Seven alien bastards downed. Over.”

Clicking the radio to ensure the lieutenant could hear him Ben called over his shoulder to his team, “Hear that boys and girls? We’ve got an ace watching our backs.” The proclamation was met with chuckles and whistling from the special forces. Ben turned back to the mic, “What’s your air-to-ground payload looking like Lieutenant? Over.”

“Loadout is 2x GBU-53s. Over.”

“Best news I’ve heard all day. Target is a big ugly alien walker squatting downtown, grid 34T DN 43216 78934. Marked with green smoke. That’s green smoke. Civilians are within 75 meters, we're moving to evacuate—strike to be executed at my command.  Over.”

“Copy, Hydra two-one. Green smoke. Holding north at Angels 15, say when. Over.”

Handing the radio back to Mendez, Ben nodded to the group of soldiers, “Look sharp people. We only get one shot at this. Bundle the civilians into a nearby building and from there we hold downtown until more help arrives. Drop anything that’s not kevlar or for killing, you may need to carry a civy.”

As the team moved down toward the metal monstrosity Ben could see streams of red lights, twinned orbs that blazed against the cold grey of the city, shift and reverse course. Whatever intelligence guided the invaders recognized the threat the operatives posed to its prised centrepiece. Ben didn’t bother checking his ammo count, as the hordes seeped back toward the city centre they formed a mass of red light more akin to a body of water than troop movements, no man could carry enough ammo for all that.

++KILL KILL KILL++

T + 02:58:17.502

293,718,102 People have died

Notes:

I've been really struggling with this chapter because it tackled a subject I was really desperate to get right, or at very least right in my eyes: making a democracy look cool. Now, I'm not certain that I've done so, in fact, it's entirely possible this is the cringest chapter I've ever written and I'm about to tag on an even cringier moralizing author's note but I stand by it: democracies get a bad wrap in fiction.

I don't mean in the ending of Game of Thrones way. For all the stupid decisions the characters made at the end of the series rejecting a democratic system in a world where most people can't even read is perhaps the most logical choice they made. No, I mean the trope, (which we all know,of the peace-loving hippies a la the federation in Star Trek or the generic blue faction in 'name a strategy game'. Democracies are portrayed as peaceful, weak, but kind societies that just wanna make pals with everyone and exist to get brutally invaded by the evil empire. The empire, of course, is always better at military with its big military parades, warrior culture, and sharp cool uniforms that make the soldiers who wear them utterly devoted to the cause and unstoppable on the battlefield. Monarchies are just better at war don't you know. they're just so strong and cool with a great man at the helm who leads his nation fearlessly as a philosopher king.

In my opinion, that's frankly bullshit.

I'm not going to pretend that the bureaucratic hell and corruption scandals that often plague democracies don't exist, but if we're going to be honest democracies are the least inherently corrupt form of government. The king is stuffing his inbred nephews into command roles, the theocracy is able to do basically anything if 'god' wills it, the oligarchy is there to crew as much personal wealth as possible, and the autocrat is either surrounded by sycophants or encouraging infighting between his subordinates so they're too busy to come after his job.

Fiction so often deals with democracy at its worst (which is kinda fair since that's not not the norm) but I wish there was more media that romanticized it at its best. My favourite personal example of this would be addressing how the New Republic was handled in the sequel trilogy of Star Wars. As it played out the democratic, galaxy-spanning government threw in the towel and abandoned suffrage and human rights after a single (albeit quite terrible) defeat. I would have loved to see a story about people coming together to defend the thing a generation died fighting to build, maybe some star systems give in but maybe others don't maybe some keep flying the New Republic Flag even as the turbo laser blasts fall.

My point is, historically, there is nothing people fight for harder than their rights and freedom. You can make all the jokes you want about french high command in ww2 but what the french resistance got up to after that I think is truly aspirational. They didn't give up after Paris fell, Britain didn't give up during the blitz, America didn't give up after Pearl Harbour, and think that deserves to be universally celebrated.

To make a long story short:

Universal suffrage, a free press, no child labour, LGBTQ+ rights? You're damn right I'd kill for this country.

Alright, lecture over. Let this if nothing else be proof that there are no cringe comments, only cringe author's notes. Which I wanna way as an addendum I love each and every comment left on this silly little hobby project of mine.

 

Oh, also, the Essential Guide is finished. Enjoy.
https://archiveofourown.info/works/57511321/chapters/166096843#workskin

Chapter 70: Waybright Rising, Part 1

Summary:

Sasha and Marcy have one last quiet moment together before the beginning of the final battle.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Sasha watched Marcy intently, arms crossed impatiently, as her friend studied the scrawl of maneuvers Sasha had made upon the map of Amphibia. The Taiwanese girl was almost zombie-like in her movements, slow and deliberate as she muttered commentary under her breath, too quiet for Sasha to hear. Her hair was messy and unkempt, which, while it of itself was not unusual, the particular way it fell about her ears and brow seemed extremely un-Marcy-like to Sasha in a sense that she couldn’t quite explain. Her friend was unrecognizable, the bubbly, lovable nerd swallowed up by a weary weight that hung about her like overgrown vines on an abandoned amusement park.

While the most recent encounter with the Dark King had certainly contributed, with the benefit of hindsight, Sasha could see this malaise had been building for a while. She and Anne had done their best to comfort Marcy, but that was just it. She and Anne had worked together on Marcy as a team. No chance of that now.

Sasha had hoped her excitement and revitalized attitude would be infectious. She’d hoped the news she brought would have tickled the strategist in her friend. She’d been counting on the ray of hope Andy had imparted to her, piercing through the shadow that hung about Marcy.

So far, nothing.

She smiled brightly, even though Marcy’s head was bowed and unable to see it, uncrossing her arms, Sasha leaned over the map and tapped the great red ‘X’ she’d marked over Quareller’s Pass. “It’s a good plan, right? We draw the imperial fleet into a decisive battle, then cut straight for the castle. This is it, Marcy, this is how we win. This is how we get Anne and Cam back.”

Marcy's fingers were fidgeting with a pink scroll of paper, wrapping it around her digits like it were a finger trap. Her tongue licked her lower lip as she eyed the map nervously. Unwinding her fingers, she brought a hand up and began rubbing her chin. “I mean…” her voice was mellow, unenthusiastic, and timid, “I guess… I don’t see how we turn this into an ambush… the pass only gets foggy in the early morning, it’ll all have dissipated by now.”

“Andy said this is how we get the drop on them.” Sasha circled the map marking with her finger. “That’s good enough for me.”

“It’s not that it isn’t for me, I just…” Marcy took in a long, shaky breath. “What if we mess it up?”

Sasha flashed her a cocky smile, “Mar-Mar. We’re not going to mess this up.”

“How can you say that!?” Marcy leaned on the table, eyes wide and desperate. “From the moment we got to Amphibia, it’s been nothing but a string of messing up! You’ve almost died three times now, Sasha! I got hole punched! What if this ends up like everything else we’ve done since we got here? What if we get Anne and Cam killed for real this time!” Recoiling from her own outburst, Marcy shrank back, “Sorry… I didn’t mean… I’m sorry.”

Sasha felt the smile crack on her face, falling to false enthusiasm as she reached over and grabbed Marcy’s hand. “It’s okay… It’s okay…”

Wiping a hand across her eyes, Marcy stared into Sasha’s face, on the brink of bawling. Then, all of a sudden, she blinked. “Sash… did… did your scars heal?”

Sasha paused, cocking an eyebrow, “Uh… no, that’s not how scars work.” She smiled at Marcy, “Mar-Mar, you just imagined I was more hurt than I was. They’re the same size they’ve always been, see-” As she reached up to the scar on her cheek, Sasha froze.

Smaller.

She ran her fingers over it again. It had shrunk, no two ways about it. Sasha’s eyes peeled away from Marcy, settling upon the middle distance as realization hit her.

That brother of a bitch… That’s what he was doing…

Marcy gingerly reached out and poked Sasha’s cheek. “Uh… you okay?”

Sasha’s head turned back to Marcy, but she was still staring off into space. At long last, her pale blue eyes came to meet her friend’s. Reaching up, she cupped Marcy’s head in her hands, staring intently into her face. “We’re not putting this off. We’re going to talk, now.”

Marcy pursed her lips, but locked in Sasha’s grip could offer little resistance to her friend’s interrogative purchase on her. “Uh… okay… I thought that’s what we were already doing.”

“No. Not strategy, not tactics.” Sasha squeezed her friend’s face, causing Marcy’s lips to form into a duck-bill-like shape. “Mar-Mar. Right now, you and I only have each other. Grime and the Plantars, heck, the whole rebellion, have got our backs, but when it comes to Anne and Cam, when it comes to Earth and getting home, you and I are all we’ve got. So… What’s bothering you? Like, really, really bothering you?”

Marcy tensed up immediately and her eyes darted to the side evasively, “Oh… it’s… uh… well that’s kinda obvious right? The whole… trapping you, Anne, and … Cam… here. Getting us all into this mess to begin wit- urk-”

Sasha squeezed her cheeks again, “Nope, bad.”

Now there was a slight glint of anger in Marcy’s eyes, tinged with a bit of wetness in the corners as she yelped back, “It’s true! It’s all my fault, the box, Andrias, Cam, and now Anne. I’ve ruined your lives because I was scared and selfish!”

“Mar-Mar, Anne and I have been over this with you, and I know for a fact Cam did too.” Holding their eyes level together, Sasha stared unblinkingly into Marcy’s. “I blame you for getting us stuck here, sure, but after that? Andrias dupped you, I set off the series of events that separated us from Cam, and Anne saved your life today of her own free will.”

“From a trap that I led us into!” Marcy closed her eyes, trying to stop the tears that were escaping from them. “It was my big winning plan. Get the ships, even the playing field, and what happened? I lost both of you! I was…” Marcy sniffed, her whole body shaking, “I-I was alone again. I don’t want to be alone, Sashy… when I’m alone, I can hear him laughing at me… I can see him waiting for me in the dark… He plans for everything I try, so that he can take everything away from me. He saw through the plan, and for it he took you and Anne.”

“Hey! Hey! It’s okay, I’ve got you. Sasha’s got you. Your friend, Sashy’s here, right? She’s not going to let anything bad happen. Okay? She’s not going anywhere, and she’s not letting you go anywhere.” Sasha drew Marcy in, tucking her head on her shoulder, and she squeezed her friend tight. “And she’s not going to let anything bad happen to her friend Anne either, but for that…” She put her cheek against Marcy’s hair, “she’s gonna need your help… because… beacuse you’re smart, you’re brave, and you’re the only person I’ve seen out nerd my big brother. So, I need you to stop being dumb and scared about mistakes you didn’t make, and to put that big old nerd brain into action.”

Marcy giggled, the sound was muffled against Sasha’s fur shoulder cloak, which the black-haired girl was nuzzling her forehead into. Taking one last deep breath, Marcy lifted her head, eyes puffy and red, but much to Sasha’s relief, sparkling as she gave the blonde girl a timid grin. “One nerd reporting for duty, ma'am.”

Squeezing her shoulders, Sasha giggled back, “It’s good to have you back, Mar-Mar.”

“You too, Sashy. Alright, I like the plan, big fan of the mysterious magical intervention lynch pin. No way the Dark King can plan for that.” Marcy held up the slip of pink paper, “but… I have a follow-up plan that you might not be so keen on… especially after what we just talked about…”

Sasha crossed her arms. “Mar-Mar, I just told you, stop being so hard on yourself. Any plan you come up with is going to be rock solid, and before you mention the fleet, the reason the Dark King showed up to crash the party was because he thought it was a pretty good plan too.”

Marcy sighed. “Fine…” she caned her head back in a stretch, then she brought it forward and clapped her palms together. “I wanna speak to Andrias.”

Sasha’s eye twitched. “You have five seconds before I take everything back.”

“Hold on!” Marcy held out her hands pleadingly, “I know it sounds…”

“Insane? Irrational? Doomed?”

Marcy grimaced, “I was going to say risky.”

Sasha’s eye went wide, and the tendons on her neck stood out, “Marcy Wu! He stabbed you! Though the chest! He’s the reason our lives have been a living hell for the past seven months!”

Marcy’s eyebrows raised. “Hey, that rhymes.” Seeing the murderous look on Sasha’s features, she coughed, “Sorry… look, you don’t have to convince me Andrias is a bad dude, but I don’t think he’s all bad. Before… well, before everything… he was really, honestly, my friend. I don’t think that was fake, or at least not entirely.”

Sasha didn’t bat an eye, “Stabbed. You. In. The Back.”

Marcy smiled humourlessly, “I got better?”

“No.” Sasha sighed and put a hand on Marcy’s shoulder, “I didn’t think I’d have to do this for you of all people, Mar-Mar, but the gal code is quite clear.”

Marcy’s brow furrowed, “We have a ‘code’? What, like Hammurabi?”

Sasha shrugged, “Cam told me about something called the bro code, it sounded neat, so I’m co-opting it to us ladies. Andrias is no good for you, it doesn’t matter that he was nice to you before, or once or twice while you were the Dark King’s prisoner. I’m not going to let you crawl back to him.”

“If it was just that, I’d agree, but I found something.” Marcy held up the note in her hand, “It’s addressed to Andrias, and it’s really old, like hundreds of years old. The way I read it, I don’t think Andrias wanted to turn out this way. Maybe… maybe all he needs is a chance to turn his life around. I mean…” She locked eyes with Sasha. “I think I know one or two people who could understand that sentiment.”

Sasha glared at Marcy, “Don’t you try and spin this back on me, we’re talking about your problems right now, I already had my heart-to-heart with Andy.”

“Also, if we can get Andrias on side, or even just to turn against the Dark King, that widens our window to save Anne and Cam. I’d say that’s worth any risk.”

“I’m not sure I’d agree with any…” Sasha pursed her lips before sighing and rubbing her temples, “Fine… whatever, but if we are going to meet up with him, you’re not going alone, I’m coming with you.”

Marcy smiled, “Having a Waybright at your side usually comes in pretty handy concerning Andrias…”

Sasha grinned, “Aw… I can’t stay mad at you. Okay, once we slap the Neo-Newtopian Fleet from the sky, we visit the newt king. But if he doesn’t play ball, I reserve the right to chop his stupid head off.”

Marcy giggled, “Okay, fair.”

“Well then, you ready for some fucking fleet action, girlfriend?”

“You know… you’ve been saying that word a whole lot since you got back…”

“What word?”

“...”

“...”

“...Nevermind. Yeah, fleet action! Fleet action! Fleet action! Fleet Command’s in the hooooouse!”

Notes:

One year, petty, neat. Also, pretty neat to have people take interest in a project I started on a whim, but to quote Colonel Jack O'Niell

"Well, I suppose now is the time for me to say something profound... Nothing comes to mind. Let's do it."

 

Organizationally, I would have preferred to release this chapter as part of the rest that details the battle, but it's proving to be quite extensive, and I really did want to get something out on the anniversary of the fic. And while it does feel weird not to have Cameron Waybright show up for his own anniversary chapter, I think this chapter really expresses the changes Cameron's influence has had on the characters throughout the story. That or I really like to write about Sasha and Marcy, and it clouds my judgment.

Honestly, it's probably that...

Chapter 71: Waybright Rising, Part 2

Summary:

The Dark King has a spa day and Alpha moves to secure a victory for the empire.

Notes:

I would apologize for the amount of time it took to get this chapter out... but the last couple of weeks had a very important event that it was my duty to take part in... that's right, I went on vacation to see Revenge of the Sith in theatres.

I regret nothing. I will do it again.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

A sharp snarl of agony reverberated about the imperial throne room. His body twisting in a sudden contortion, the Dark King bared his teeth and squeezed the arms of his black throne as a battery of needles slammed into his flesh. The black talons of his gauntlets raised a piercing screech as they dug into the metal, warping and deforming it under his furious, robotically enhanced, strength.

Across the room, Annethema’s head turned. Beside her, now frozen on the spot, Bartley, Branson, and Blair shared a nervous glance, their briefing with the Princess Royal interrupted. Handing Branson the data slate she’d been holding, Annethema’s voice was curt and broked no argument. “Leave us.” The three newts retreated out the nearby doorway, tucked into bows and not turning their backs on the two royals until they were well out of sight.

Through lidded eyes, the Dark King watched as his other half, in the true sense of the word not the marital, approached. She came to a halt before the throne and though the eyes upon her face mask were robotic and lifeless he picked up a hint of bemusement dancing across them.

“You forgot, didn’t you?” She spoke much more naturally than he did, utilizing more of Anne’s natural vocal range than the synthesized hiss he worked into his words. She grinned now, the robotic fingers of her right arm clicking together to produce a sound one could only describe as that of an excited clock.

He glared at her but offered no reply, she was correct.

He had forgotten.

Not about the needles, that had been intentional. Having neither the time nor the patience for a prolonged dip in a rejuvenation tank, an intravenous dosage had been an obvious solution. It was efficient, though not nearly as thorough as immersion, but above all else, it was fast. With the span of the war expected to be counted in units of hours, time was by far his most valuable commodity.

The mess of tubing that dangled above the throne, like some grotesque plant, buckled and throbbed as glowing green liquid stormed down towards the throne. An oxygenated mixture of liquid from the rejuvenation tanks concentrated to the point it glowed green in the dark of the throne room, and a cocktail of stimulants along with psychoactive chemicals began pumping into the Dark King’s body at two points. From the other two tubes stuck into him, a bubbling stream of bright red blood flowed forth.

As the blood drained from his body, and the veins beneath his skin began to glow green, the Dark King gritted his teeth. This body was a tool, one that he was by no means bound to or that he should ever be restrained by. Yet for the first time in many thousand years, he found himself at the mercy of flesh.

He had forgotten to disentangle himself. To shut out the pain of the needles as they pierced him. It would have taken no time, barely any effort, yet he had not done so. It was a small thing, a comedicly insignificant oversight, but such oversights were becoming common of late. There was a malaise about his great mind. A wear upon it that was poisoning his reasoning and attentiveness, diluting his focus and clouding his intuition. 

Exhaustion.

The Core had known such an affliction was possible but it had hoped that the fusing of the gems into the helmet’s matrix would alleviate the needs of the organic host. In the week since the new crown had been first fitted this had been the case. He had not slept, nor felt the need to drink or eat in the days since. Not until he’d faced Anne.

The battle with the calamity-enhanced girl had worn on him. Even now, hours after the event, his muscles ached and beneath the dark shell of his armour, he could feel the bruises she’d left upon him.

Annethema circled the throne, tilting her head as she watched the glowing veins pulse beneath his host body’s skin. “That can’t be healthy.”

“It’s rejuvenation fluid.” The Dark King hissed, craning his head back in an effort to find comfort as the liquid continued to flow into him, “It is nothing but healthy.”

“Fluid designed for newt biology, not ape.” Annethema flashed a bemused grin, “I am concerned you are making another short-sighted decision that finds its root in ego rather than sound strategy.” She sniffed, “You risk immense vascular damage and for the life of us I can’t tell why.”

His orange eyes turned away from her nonplussed gaze, “Vascular… that’s a big word for your host. You risk burning out Anne’s neural pathways…” he smiled, “Sorry, brainy bits.”

“There’s that ego again.” Annethema snickered, “Ah yes, ‘she kicked my sorry spiky butt so she must be dumb as a rock’, right? Who are you trying to impress? We are the only one here. I don’t think there’s ever been a more literal case of self-delusion in all the multiverse.” Her hand clicked its mechanical talons together pensively, “Boonchuy’s mental faculties may pale in comparison to Marcy’s or even those of your host, but to dismiss the mind that lurks beneath this mess of leaves, twigs, and curly hair does a disservice to a sharp cunning.” Her face twisting into a disgusted grimace, she stuck out her tongue, “Speaking of… don’t even get me started on my helmet hair situation. It took Upsilon a full hour to clean out all the critters and filth living up here, and I’m certain he missed a good chunk of them.”

“So…” The Dark King brought his gaze level with the princess, “we had a root around in Boonchuy’s head, yet I don’t seem to have gleaned any new insight into the blue gem. Are you unable to access her powers?”

“Ah…” Annethema coughed, “not as such.”

“So… I’ve wasted time: refitting a suit, fabricating a replacement arm, and wasted precious processing power on…”

Annethema flashed a goofy smile, “On a delightful personality for our mind to interface with.”

The Dark King snorted, “hmp, we shall see…”

Annethema’s smile faded into a playful scowl, “Hey… how’d this get turned on me, we weren’t done with you yet, or were you hoping you could gloss over your little spat with the president?”

“We engaged in a brief dialogue. Hardly a spat.”

She wagged her finger, “Oh no, I’ll tell you what happened. You’ve been stroking your ego for the better part of three months bullying a pack of children. But then, for the first time since you put that face on, you find yourself going head-to-head with someone who isn’t terrified of you. What happens? You scurry back to your flying castle and sulk. Drawing your miseries in a deluge of intoxicants.”

The Dark King’s eyes narrowed, “Stimulants.”

“Semantics.”

The snarl on the Dark King’s features broke into a smile. Leaning back in his then he chuckled, “I suppose I did let my temper get the better of me…”

“Justly. The man was rather rude. Still, maybe try to keep your ego in check, it unbalances you.”

“Precisely why I need this treatment.” The Dark King huffed, adjusting his position on the throne, “The lethargy of flesh is dulling my judgement.”

“Which brings me to another point. Why?” Annethema gestured to the dark sky beyond the throne room windows, “We have the momentum. Insurmountable momentum even and once my designs have been realized we will have eliminated our last point of vulnerability. Why need we strike forth? What purpose does reckless aggression serve at this stage? We have won, we have the gems in their entirety, we have the humans bleeding out in their bunkers, and the rebellion lies decapitated. The minutiae of combat is meaningless at this stage. The wise course of action would be to conserve and sustain, let our enemies bleed themselves dry.”

The Dark King rested his chun upon his knuckles, his glowing eyes following the orange glow of the Coreified moon as it plied the dark sky above. He was silent for a moment, pensive as the tubes connected to his frame pulsed rhythmically. When he spoke his voice was low and cold, “Because I like it this way. I like the way blood sizzles against the edge of my blade. I like the sound of bones snapping and vocal cords tearing under the pressure of agonized screams.” He turned to Annethema, “This may be the last war I ever fight as a near mortal being. I will savour every last moment of it, on the front lines, up to my knees in viscera.”

“Hmmm.” Annethema pursed her lips, “Cool.”

The Dark King sneered, “Don’t you dare ruin this for me.”

Annethema looked to make a snarky retort but was distracted when the throne room door swung open to reveal Omicron followed by a section of cloak-bots. Turning to meet the new arrivals, the Dark King glowered down at the dark prince, “You have an update?”

Kneeling, Omicron bowed his head, “Yes, majesties. The baltic seiges progress behind schedule but I am confident we will achieve a breakthrough to make up for lost time. We have lost contact with General Lox’s force in the Terra Australis theatre, I have dispatched an assault wing to investigate.”

The Dark King’s eyes flared with anger, “Do not presume that dressing your losses in fancy words will save you from my ire, Omicron. Do you have anything to report other than losses?”

“Human deaths have passed the three hundred million mark and even if we were to cease all operations now I estimate another hundred million would die from their wounds or attrition within the week sire. We are well on our way to our target.” Omicron twitched, “but… There are two other points of detail I must convey to you regarding the Earth War. We have encountered… setbacks at two otherwise unremarkable locations, both within the realm of the sociopolitical entity known as the United States of America.”

“Setbacks?” The Dark King's teeth flashed beneath the shadow of his helmet in a snarl, “Elaborate.”

Though such an action was not mechanically possible it seemed that Omicron took a steadying deep breath before he continued, “Two frobot deployments have encountered hostile forces of a… arcane persuasion.”

Annethema, who had been sitting out the conversation so far piqued up, “The humans have magic?”

The Dark King tapped his chin, “No. They would have deployed it sooner if that had. I think we’ve stumbled across outside actors… Earth is a close neighbour to another realm, one that I had considered visiting soon.” he grinned, “But if the Demon Realm can reach Earth then it means there are other means of dimensional travel, and possibly others still… you said two points?”

“Yes, one on the continent’s eastern coast and one by the west.”

“What a busy little word this place turned out to be.” the Dark King chuckled darkly. “Pursue these angles Omicron, I want these third parties captured and probed for information. What of the home front?”

“Prince Sigma reports civil unrest in the streets of the capital.” Omicron paused. “...he would not say more than that.”

“Of course not.” the Dark King snorted. “He’s trying to lure Alpha back home. Ignore his mewlings, I’m certain the situation is well in hand.”

“And… speaking of Prince Alpha.” Omicron raised his head, “We received a transmission from the Lance of Valerianna. They have the Rebel fleet on their scopes…”


“Optical data feeds confirm, ship mistress. Enemy force consists: forty salamander-class escorts; one hellbender-class battleship. Markings and historical newtopian registry 98% match fleet last noted on the eastern coast.” The frobot, slaved to the data console of the Lance of Valerianna, croaked out in a clipped mechanical gait.

Alpha slowly spun her command throne, fixing her gaze upon the swarm of ships that was now cresting the horizon. “Note the hour of engagement and dispatch telemetry back to the palace.”

“Telemetry sent… confirmed received.” the frobot suddenly became agitated, twitching at its station, “Imperial Confirmation received. Hail his imperial majesty. The Eyes are upon us.”

Alpha did not need to inquire further, there was only one programmed case for a frobot to experience fear. Outside the viewport, she watched as the twisting climbs of Quarrelers Pass became bathed in a burning orange glow against the shroud of the false night. Father was watching.

“Ship mistress. Speculative algorithms predict a casualty rate of 60%.”

“But they do predict victory.”

“At extreme cost.”

Alpha stood, crossing her mechanical limbs behind her, she stared imperiously out the viewport, “You seem to lack pertinent data. Allow me to absolve you of your negligence as succinctly as possible. We are not under orders from my father, and while this mission does indeed serve the empire, it above all else, serves my ambitions. The war is ending, and while Omicron earns his laurels butchering apes on that far-flung world, I must make do with this meagre canvas before me.” She tilted her head slightly, watching the slow roll of the rebel flagship beyond the viewport. “That does not threaten me. Omicron has no talent for warcraft. Ironic that of the two of us, I am considered the more mechanical yet he is the one with no understanding of things beyond the numbers. He is a blunt object, a tool in my father’s arsenal like all my lesser siblings. No, he does not pose a threat to my ambitions. My only threat…” she stuck out a finger, pointing squarely at the Corebreaker, “is abroad that vessel.”

Alpha’s synthetic voice parsed a series of noises that approached something of a growl. “Marcy Wu. My Father’s heir apparent. An undeveloped fleshling. Father has few delusions, but his insistence on the utilization of a biological avatar is certainly one of such.” Her hand closed into a fist. “I will not be mendicant to a flesh bag in the empire to come. Avatar of Father or not. What we have before us now, is an opportunity to expose that fallacy. So register this, lesser machine, I am going to cast the Rebel fleet onto the rocks below and I am going to murder Marcy Wu before she has the opportunity to poison the mind of our machine god!” Alpha turned to the frobot, “Earlier, you spoke of cost. The empire does not measure success by fiscal responsibility. It measures success by success, by results! This force is the last hostile element on amphibia, so long as we emerge with less than total losses we maintain operation integrity. Now tell me, what do your speculative algorithms tell you now?”

The frobot was silent for a moment, then with a mechanical groan, it croaked forth “Speculative algorithms concur with your assessment, Ship Mistress. Our circuits sing as one, glory to the reborn empire, hail to the king!”

Alpha turned back to the viewport, “Then relay the order… all ships move to combat speed, close to brawl range!”


Grime watched sullenly from the archway that led onto the Corebreaker’s upper terraces. Though not nearly as ornate as the royal palace, the newtopian battleship retained the same design aesthetic with battlements and turreted towers dotted across its frame. No doubt, in centuries past, the kings and queens of the royal house had walked these same stones, watching the destruction their war machines wrought behind the safety of impenetrable energy fields. Now though, a different breed of leader had taken up residence.

“Ew!”

“Hehehe, that’s exactly what he said.”

Grime watched as Marcy stuck out her tongue in disgust, gaging exaggeratedly as she and Sasha meandered their way about what had at one point been a garden terrace. Though the scraps of seaweed and sea scum certainly added a vibrant green to the setting, overall the ruined fountains and empty flower beds kept it from being anything close to picturesque. Still, with open air and a clean breeze, it was a welcome break for the two girls after hours spent within the guts of the ship, even if the shadow of the moon held the land in darkness.

Shaking her head dramatically, but smiling all the same, Marcy snipped at Sasha, “Yeah, because it’s gross. He’s practically, like, my brother too. You’re gross. Super gross.”

“Alright!” Sasha giggled, “Alright! It was just a question.”

“How would you like it if I asked you if you had the hots for… I dunno, my dad?!”

Sasha adopted a look of mock contemplativeness, poorly disguising a shit-eating grin as she cupped her chin between her thumb and index finger, “Hmmm…”

“Homewrecker!” Marcy leapt onto her friend, wrapping her arms around the blonde girl’s neck and head.

“Hey!” Sasha bucked and squirmed, pawing at the scrawny girl but unable to dislodge her, both because she could reach her and because of the giggle fit she’d been caught in. “Get—hehehe Get off!”

Marcy was also struggling to control her laughter, barely hanging on. “Nope! Now- now you’ve officially gone too far. I’m going to beat you to death with your stupid pink tiara!”

“It’s mauve!” Sasha twisted but was unable to get purchase on Marcy. “H-hey! Mar-Mar! Mar-Mar! You’re pulling my hair- Ow! -My hair!”

Marcy spat out fur and strands of blonde hair as she fumbled her hands over Sasha’s face, fingers wriggling against the corners of the winged crown buried beneath the ocean of wavy blonde. She grinned as she bobbed her head out of the way of Sasha’s grasping hands, “Hah! How are those stupidly big shoulders now? When was the last time you touched your middle back?” I thought cheerleaders were supposed to be flexible! Whoop!” She let out a squeal as Sasha’s hand finally found purchase on the high collar of the body suit she was wearing under her armour.

With a heave and a grunt of exertion, Sasha dragged Marcy up and over her shoulders. As her feet kicked uselessly in the air, Marcy dug her fingers into the fur shoulder cape across Sasha’s shoulders. The sudden swing of momentum proved too much and both girls fell to the ground in a heap, giggling as they made half-hearted swipes at one another.

Marcy propped herself up, wiping a bang from her eyes. Sighting Grime in the archway she stopped giggling and composed herself. Sasha kicked at her, “Are you calling my sweet gains ‘freakish’?” She paused upon seeing the more reserved, and slightly embarrassed, look on Marcy’s face, “Oh… fuck… did I hurt you? Sorry, I’m used to roughhousing with Cam and he’s a bit more-”

Marcy coughed and shook her head. Rubbing her nose she discreetly pointed in Grime’s direction. Turning, Sasha’s lips shrank into a thin line. Coughing now herself, she made to stand as Marcy did the same, both girls leaning on each other as they rose. Dusting herself off, Marcy ran a hand through her hair, doing her best to correct the dishevelled look the brief scuffle had given her. “Well… uh… I’ve got… things… stuff to do… lots of stuff, important stuff… Fleet command stuff. Why don’t you…” She threw up a pair of finger guns and pointed between Sasha and Grime. “Uh… yeah! That.” Leaning in she whispered for only Sasha to hear. “He looks mad, but then again I always think he looks mad, is he mad?”

Sasha smiled, rubbing under her nose to hide it. “No… he’s just got resting toad face. Besides he’s not always angry. You saw that just a little while ago.”

Marcy grinned, remembering how the stoic toad had broken down into a full-blown ugly crying session upon Sasha’s return. “I probably shouldn’t bring that up…”

Sasha giggled. “No, probably not. Go do fleet stuff, I think I see imperial ships on the horizon. I’ll see what Grime wants.”

Marcy squinted at the horizon, “How on earth can you see that?”

Sasha shrugged. “I’ve been seeing better than ever out of the eye Andy replaced, it’s kinda freaky.”

Marcy screwed up her nose. “Aww! I want a magic eye!”

Sasha saw the look that passed over her friend’s face. “No.”

“You don’t think Andy would hook me up?”

“Not if you blind yourself. He’d just call you an idiot. Besides, he gave up an eye to give me one.”

Marcy pouted, then eyes brightening, she snapped her fingers, “We could bring him more eyes!”

“Mar-Mar.” Sasha’s brow furrowed. “No organ harvesting.”

“A little organ harvesting?”

“No organ harvesting.”

“Fuck.”

Sasha blinked, “woah.”

Marcy covered her mouth. “Sorry! It just slipped out!”

Sasha bit her lip. “Do you know what your mom and dad are going to do to me if I send you back swearing left and right?”

A sly look crossed Marcy's face, “What do you mean? Cameron taught me that word, remember?” She winked.

Sasha grinned, “excellent point. You do have the best memory, you would remember stuff like that.”

Marcy giggled, “Do you think I could ‘remember’ any other words I heard Cam say?”

Sasha punched her softly in the shoulder, “Go.”

Marcy slipped past Grime, nodding brusquely to the toad. “Captain.”

“Fleet Command.”

As Marcy took a step inside the ship she paused. “Do you… need any more tissues?”

Grime held a level gaze with the young girl, completely unreadable and silent.

Marcy flashed him a grin and making pow sound effects with her mouth, she brandished finger guns once more, walking away backwards. She promptly tripped, landing on her bottom,  and hobbled the rest of the way out of sight groaning as she went.

Grime turned to Sasha. “She’s funny.”

Sasha crossed her arms, “Don’t let her hear you say that. She’s clingy. She’ll stick to you like a barnacle.” She paused, eyes casting down, “for better or for worse…”

Grime noted the look on her face. He decided not to address it immediately, instead walking over the edge of the terrace and gazing out over the darkened terrain of amphibia. Sasha joined him, standing at his side but slightly back. Grime sighed. “My domain… Quarreler’s Pass was the edge of the South Tower’s legal reach… it’s… strange to be back.”

Sasha glanced over to the east where the massive crater that had once been Proteus lay. It seemed that even now, all these months later, the crater still spat for smoke and ash from the burnt city below. She shuddered. “I thought nostalgia was supposed to be comforting.”

Grime’s face remained hard as stone. “I think it depends on what you’re looking back on.” They stood in silence. Sasha fidgeted with the hem of her cloak while Grime toyed with the haft of Barrel’s hammer. Eventually, the toad captain cleared his throat with a growl.  “Do you remember what I told you… no… how I teased you about your brother? It was the morning after the Battle of the Bands.” Sasha did not respond. Grime continued. “I said that your brother was a far more mature and intelligent person than you were.”

Sasha shifted on the spot, her nose twitching in discomfort. “And?”

“...and.” Grime sniffed gruffly. “I think I was wrong.”

Sasha snorted. “Can I quote you for my math teacher?”

“Okay… maybe intelligent is the wrong word.”

Sasha grinned, “Oh!”

Grime grimaced, “You know what… forget the second part of that sentence, I don’t know where I was going with that. Mature. I think I was wrong when I said he was more mature.”

Sasha rolled her eyes. “Right… the adult is less mature than the glorified preteens… I wouldn’t open that behavioural psychology clinic just yet Grimsey, I think your theories might need to bake a little longer.”

“Ah, but’s he wasn’t- sorry- isn’t an adult! Is he?” Grime tapped his nose. “Your brother is a teenager, maybe he has a few years on you, but a teenager he remains nonetheless. Besides, did I ever say anything about you being more mature than him? No, I was wrong in that I confused age with maturity, and it sounds like you and he did as well.”

“Under literally, any other circumstance I’d be perfectly happy to shit talk by big brother, but if it’s all the same to you I’d rather focus on getting him back. Alive.” Sasha smirked. “Then I’m going to hold it over him until the end of time.” Seeing the bemused look in Grime’s eye she shrugged, “I’m kidding… mostly… I’ve got to use it as leverage to sit shotgun on a family trip at least once.”

“Good, because otherwise, it undermines the point I was trying to make.” Grime sighed. “Speaking of nostalgia it seems obvious to me, looking back. The theatrics at the battle of the bands alone should have been a dead giveaway… yet I looked right past it and saw only what I wanted to see… Your brother isn’t more mature than you Sasha I’d say at that time you two were about the same, maturity-wise. The difference was that he was focused on an objective, dead set on getting you and your friends home. It consumed his desires and wants.” He pursed his lips. “And I stupidly distracted him.”

Sasha frowned, “How do you mean?”

“It was my idea to bring him on to the toad rebellion.” He raised a hand, forestalling Sasha’s protest, “I know… I know… but I had to convince you. Even if it was easy to do so, it was my idea for the get-go. I distracted him, offered him an opportunity to indulge himself beyond his concerns for you, Anne, and Marcy, and look what happened. He went on to play soldier, to strut about and play with his columns of troops, organizing them and maneuvering them as he pleased.”

“Yeah, Cam likes his war toys, what’s your point?”

“My point is that I think you’re now everything I thought ‘Cam’ was at the time.” Grime smiled, “You’re mature, you’re experienced, and you’ve got a great plan to lead us to victory. I think your brother would agree. In fact, given how badly the Dark King wanted you out of the way, I’d say he certainly does agree.”

Sasha rubbed her neck sheepishly, “Yeah… mature… you did see me and Marcy wrestling about on the ground less than a minute ago right?”

“You don’t stop goofing off when you mature Sasha. Being mature just means knowing the time and the place for that kind of thing.”

Sasha grinned, punching Grime softly in the shoulder as she had with Marcy, “You’re getting sentimental in your old age pal.”

“Well…” Grime swallowed, “I’m working up to a confession.” His feet shifted awkwardly, “You remember what Marcy told you about the Incilius fellow we’re meeting up with after the battle?”

Sasha breathed out a heavy sigh, “You mean about what happened to Bufo and the rest of East Tower?”

“Yes.” Grime’s finger rolled along the haft of his hammer as he spoke. “I asked… I asked Marcy to leave out some of the context for you… so I could tell you myself.”

Sasha was silent for a moment. “Okay…”

“I… I knew Bufo was laying a trap for the Dark King… I knew he wanted to lure him in and murder him under the pretense of a peace summit banquet.”

Sasha didn’t respond, processing the information.

Grime coughed before continuing. “I thought… maybe naively that after what Cameron told me… the last time we saw him, as him… about keeping you safe. I thought… he would approve of the plan.” He hung his head. “I’m sorry. I shouldn’t have kept it secret but I thought that maybe, just maybe we could end this war without you having to… without you having to kill your brother yourself.”

Sasha reached out, placing a hand on the quivering toad’s shoulder. She took a steady breath in. “Look. I won’t pretend I like that you kept that a secret. I also don’t like you imply this ends only one way.” She took another breath, a smile breaking on her face, “but at the same time… I can’t help but feel you’re right about Cam approving. He would like a stupid self-sacrificial plan like that. So good interpretation, just remember… for as smart as my big brother is… he’s also a fucking idiot.”

Grime was nodding along with her but she reached her second to last word his eyes narrowed and his nostrils flared, “Who taught you that word?!

Sasha retracted her arm sharply, “Uh! No! Hey! Don’t try to change the subject!”

Grime wagged a finger under her nose, “That kind of language is not befitting of an officer young lady! I’ve half a mind to get Hop Pop and have him help me wash your mouth out with one of those Plantar Family recipe soaps!”

Sasha cringed backward, genuine fear on her face, “Sorry! Sorry! I won’t do it again! Please!”

Grime turned back to the view, “See that you don’t. Now, don’t you have a commando section to prepare?”

Sasha pouted, “You’re my second in command, isn’t that your job?”

“My job, as you put it, is to keep discipline and see that your orders are followed. You need to issue them first. Now go, even I can see the imperial ships now, and I can barely read a book without full daylight these days.”

As she left the terrace, Sasha turned and stuck her tongue out at the old toad before scampering off with a giggle into the ship. Grime smiled as he listened to her go. “Maybe I am getting soft in my old age.”


Alpha tapped the arm of her command throne in simulated agitation. Anxiety, among other non-critical emotions, was not one the dark princes had been programmed to feel, yet she found it amusing to simulate the activity. She found approximating organic behaviour was far more unsettling to organics than existing at the purely organic or mechanical extremes. Not that she was incapable of such behaviour, she just chose to adopt it in a stilted manner. The uncanny valley, they called it. A powerful psychological tool.

They were closing fast now, cutting through the air like a lance towards the waiting rebel fleet. Alpha had analyzed the force disposition of the enemy and had been suitably unimpressed. Marcy Wu had arrayed her ships in a classic defensive line, albeit with a few notable exceptions. A raiding group hung at the corner of the line, composed of the most able and undamaged ships of the fleet. Classic hammer and anvil, effective but predictable. Marcy Wu, in any other situation, would have held a considerable advantage but the sheer size of the neo-imperial armada and Alpha’s disregard for danger hamstring her. When the fleets clashed, no matter what clever maneuver Marcy Wu pulled the tonnage and mechanical discipline of the imperials would be insurmountable. Like all the great strategic maneuvers of Newtopian antiquity, the outcome had been decided before the first shot had even been loosed.


The Dark King watched pensively as the holographic screen flickered on one side it showed the view from the Lance of Valerianna and on the other a bird’s eye view from the optical arrays of the moon. At his side, Annethema and Omicron stood in silence.


Alpha’s musings were interrupted as a frobot’s mechanical groan broke the silence of the bridge. “Ship mistress. Anomaly detected on sensors.”

“Show me.” Alpha stood, her optics flicking across the screen that sat beneath the Lance of Valerianna’s viewport. As the image resolved she paused. Cocking her head to the side. “Who is that?”


The Dark King’s talons screamed as they dung into his throne once more. Teeth gnashing and eyes bulging in anger he stared at the screen like a mad dog sighting a cat. Annethema hissed aloud, muttering under her breath. “What is she doing there?”


Marcy leaned forward in his command throne, scratching her chin. “Hey, it’s that old newt lady from the second temple!” She grimaced. “I hope she has a better plan than last time…”


Standing atop the ruined heap of Proteus, Valerianna took a deep. Beneath her in the depths below she could hear Mother Olm chuckling wryly.

“Are you sure you’re up to this, you old coot?”

Valerianna scowled. “You know… it’s dark out, you could help.”

The voice echoed back to her, “Nah, besides, I don’t even remember the interference spell.”

Valerianna rolled her eyes, “Convenient.” She took one more deep breath. “Okay…”

“You’re a ghost, why are you breathing?”

It’s relaxing! I’m trying to relax!

“...you seem pretty relaxed.”

Shut up!” The ancient newt stomped her feet on the ground causing the parrot on her shoulder to flap awkwardly to maintain its balance. “Go dig a deep hole!” hearing no reply she smirked and began rubbing her hands together and chanting.

“...so… is this going to take a long time or…?”

“GAH!” Shooting her hands up Valerianna let out an undignified screech of anger. As she did so fog began to pour from the depths of Quarreler’s Pass, surging upwards like the surf of an incoming tide. Higher and higher it rose, cresting the peaks of the mountains and then at last swallowing both fleets entirely. Everything fell silent, deadened by the moisture in the air.

“...I bet I could have done it sooner.”

Are you going to do anything to help?!


The Dark King Surged froth from his throne as Alpha’s feed went dead and the bird’s eye view of the battlefield became a white slate, tinged orange by the moon's light. His claws sliced across the image, terminating the broadcast as if his cruel talons had cut through fabric. Whirling around he snarled the two onlookers. “Recall the fleet! Now!”

Omicron twitched. “Majesty. A full retreat would incur significant casualties and jeopardize a dozen operations…”

The Dark King was upon him. Green and pink electricity snarked between his fingers and the gems on his brow burned like stars. He sank the talons of his left hand into the dark prince’s chest, causing him to convulse in simulated agony. “The war is jeopardized. If Alpha’s fleet is lost the palace is vulnerable. Casualties do not concern me, victory does!”

Annethema was about to speak when a creak at the throne room’s grand doorway was heard. Turing, the trio laid their eyes upon Theta sheepishly creeping her way into the hall. The Dark King released Omicron, letting the siege master fall unceremoniously to the floor in a sparking heap, alive but shaken. The monarch’s eyes burned with cruel intensity. “What?

“Majesty… General Nir has been murdered and… and… Andrias… is no longer in his cell.”

The Dark King looked about ready to kill everyone in the chamber, but before the floodgates of his wrath could be loosed the entirety of the throne room shuddered. Klaxons began blaring, and soon a definite list in the palace became evident.

“What happened?!” the Dark King dug his talons into the floor, preventing him from sliding across the cold stones.

Omicron, now twitching rather badly, craned his head up. “Someone has sabotaged one of the palace’s engine blocks.”

“I can see that, idiot!” The Dark King snapped, “And it’s not someone, it’s Andrias! I mean how did he get free!”

Annethema steadied herself against the throne, “I presume Omega’s deception may have run deeper than we anticipated.”

The Dark King growled, crawling across the floor like a wild beast, he reached the palace’s command console. “Help me bring this thing down outside the city.”

Annethema leapt over, securing herself to the console with one hand, “How considerate of you, a true people’s king.”

The Dark King hissed as he thumbed in the command runes, “To hell with the people, my palace needs a soft landing!”

Annethema grinned, “Well duh. That just makes sense.”


As the supply ship shot forth from the palace’s hangars Andrias could not help but feel awkward about the whole ordeal. Not just because of how cramped he was within the confines of the ship, but because of his fellow passengers. The colossal newt sat hunched at the front of the hold, as close to Omega in the ship’s pilot seat as possible yet he was still only a foot or so away from the entangled forms of Olvia and Yunan.

The two newts were locked in an embrace like sailors clinging to flotsam after a shipwreck. They looked tired and worn, but despite it all, they fixed Andrias with a pair of ferocious stares that were venomous, bordering upon lethal. They’d held this gaze since they’d been reunited in the hangar, and though they seemed keen to leave the palace, Andrias was under no delusion that he was perhaps their last choice for escape companion.

Smiling nervously, Andiras gave them a little wave. “Hey… so… General Nir huh? How’d… who did it?” He nodded to Yunan, “I bet it was you, general. You’re absolutely lethal with those wrist blades.”

Yunan bared her fangs, “Yes. I am.”

Andrias swallowed, coughing to hide his unease, “Yes. Ah. Well… I’m glad we agree.”

Olivia hugged Yunan closer, “We are not in agreement. Not with you.”

Andrias coughed again, “I think I’ll check in with our pilot.” Leaning over to Omega, Andrias was about to inquire about their destination when he saw the east side engine of the palace billow a cloud of smoke. “What was that?”

Omega glanced up at the palace, which was now listing to the side, “My last gift to father and my siblings. The coolant lines of the engine blocks are quite vulnerable to sabotage.”

“Indeed.” Andrias grimaced, “Got any more surprises you want to tell me about?”

“Negative. My plan ended upon your release. From here on out we are, to use a poetic phrase, ‘flying blind’.”

“Oh.” Andrias pursed his lips. “Oh good.”

Notes:

So Annethema. Beyond being evil Anne she's also part of a being that already has a body and personality. To that end, I wanted to style her as a kind of superego to the brutality masquerading as tragedy that is the Dark King's id. The analogy isn't perfect but that's the broad framework I approach it in. That and multipersonality disorder. Annethema takes on Anne's protector and supportive qualities while struggling a bit with her recent swing toward independence. I'm sure having god-like power that thrives off emotional attachment inside the new avatar you plan to use against the host's friend can only end in good things for the Core.

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Might as well use this author's note to talk about the dark princes too since that's one aspect I'm not sure I'm super happy about. Like, they serve the roles I wanted them to fill:

- minibosses for the heroes
- insight into the imperial hierarchy
- someone other than Andrias for the Dark King to talk to and torment that isn't completely beneath him like Triple B or the newt generals

They did all that well I think but it was mentioned to me a while ago that they do make the story a bit more convoluted to follow, which I can't really disagree with. I probably could have cut down on the number (Lambda, Sigma, and Omicron in their earlier scenes are basically indistinguishable). Also, their naming scheme, while definitely in line with the disposable way the Dark King sees them, is awkward to remember I think. Other than Alpha and Omega who are really the only ones that matter, the only one even I could remember fully would be Delta for the fiendish little monster he was (rip and rip Jenny). It doesn't really matter now, I'm pot-committed and most of them are dead at this point so I think the best thing to do is to give a list of those remaining and their whereabouts:

- Alpha (Supreme Commander): Stuck in fog above Quarreler's Pass
- Gamma (Champion): Getting repaired after Grime kicked his shit in
- Theta (Voice of Truth): sliding across the throne room floor
- Omicron (Seige Master): similar
- Sigma (Lord of Newtopia): dealing with riots in Newtopia
- Upsilon (Master of Artifice): fixing up Gamma
- Omega: Team Andrias

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One last thing I wanted to admit, I had a slight panic attack where I was worried I was burning out over these last few chapters. I'm not. I really enjoy writing these and we're coming up to some of the scenes I've been daydreaming about for months now and quotes that I've been collecting for just as long. So yeah, not burnt out, I just realized I'm gonna be kinda sad when this ends, and we're coming up on the last few chapters (few does not mean four in this case) (not including the epilogue). It's become routine and while I do have plans cooking it will be a little sad to not be working on this. But, if I want it to be good, it needs to have an ending, so we soldier on.

All that being said, the last chapters might take a little while longer than usual because you best bet I'm gonna be scrutinizing the shit out of those.

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I also wanted to talk about points of divergence since Grime kinda touches on it this chapter but I'll save it for next time (this part of the note is mostly for me so I don't forget).

Chapter 72: Waybright Rising, Part 3

Summary:

The battle over Quarreler's Pass begins

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

 

 

Hopediah Plantar was not a happy frog.

Though a common idiom would prescribe a stout piece of timber to settle upon, the old amphibian felt that not even such ancient wisdom would fill the empty socket that had formed in his soul of late. Anne was gone, taken by a monster as black as the night that now fell upon the land. He hadn’t dared look at the final images of his adopted granddaughter that Marcy had snagged nor did he dwell upon the rumours of the rebellion’s guiding star’s mutilation at the enemy’s hands that were fast circulating. He did so, not just for his own sake but because he knew what internalizing that knowledge would do to those closest to him. Each Plantar was bearing the loss in their own way.

By all appearances Polly was unaffected. Being paraded about the hallways of the Corebreaker on a hastily assembled litter by her frobo legion, she was seemingly in fine spirits. Hop Pop knew better. It was no mistake that she’d shunned organic contact, having not spoken to anyone other than Marcy and Sasha since Anne’s capture. Even then, the conversations were short and to the point, always focused on the battle ahead. Someone who didn’t know her well would say Polly was losing herself in her work, pushing trauma aside and bargaining for time, but that would be selling the tadpole’s maturity short. Frobo was one of her best friends, and having just lost her other one Polly was clinging to him like a tick. For someone designed to be a soulless killing machine, Frobo was a surprisingly emotionally intelligent soul. Hop Pop was sure that he and Polly would look out for one another.

Polly would be alright, eventually.

Sprig on the other hand…

The young frog had taken Anne’s capture harder than any of them. In the hours since the battle above the eastern seaboard Sprig had fallen sullen, avoiding conversation and going about his tasks as if in a daze. When he did speak it was in one-word replies and shallow grunts that left his interlocutor in little doubt regarding his desire to engage with them. 

Hop Pop had tried and failed to break through the walls his grandson had erected. At a loss, he’d brought the matter up with Sylvia during their last chat. The two had made a tradition of extended lunch breaks since the beginning of the war. Every day, no matter the occasion, the old frogs would find a quiet spot to do what they enjoyed most, grumbling and gossiping about their companions and loved ones. It was the highlight of Hop Pop’s day, a brief pause from the ravages of war that took him back to the grassy knoll which had overlooked his family’s farm and allowed him to forget for a few hours that the proud old hovel was now but dust and ash.

When he had mentioned Sprig’s malaise to Sylvia she’d revealed her own concerns. She recounted seeing Sprig and her grandaughter Ivy sitting together, which in itself was not unusual, the pair’s companionship was an open secret at this point. What was unusual was what they were doing together, or rather not doing.

Hop Pop had groaned. “He’s not even talking to Ivy then?”

Sylvia had shaken her head as she sipped from her cup of tea, part of the stock her daughter Felicia had brought with her. “Not a peep. Ivy, poor thing, was running out of things to talk about.”

Hop Pop had massaged her brow in exasperation. “Oh fiddle sticks Sylvia, what am I going to do?”

“The boy needs something to do.”

“He’s already Marcy’s comm officer.” He’d huffed. “What more does a body need than important, tedious, bureaucratic, administrative labour?”

She had sighed. “Hopediah. Sprig needs to feel useful. Right now, he needs to feel like he’s helping Anne. Pushing buttons and relaying messages won’t cut it.”

Snapping back to the present. Hop Pop glanced over at Spig. The young frog was slumped over his station, his eyes hollow and listless. 

They were above Quarreler’s Pass now, mere kilometres away from the neo-imperial fleet but beyond the Corebreaker’s viewport nothing could be seen but a grey-white void. That old newt lady from the second temple had thrown up some kind of fog bank, with mist so dense Hop Pop could see wisps of it seeping into the bridge from the cracks left by the damage suffered in the previous battle.

Marcy, head adorned with a crown of glowing purple mushrooms, turned in her command throne. “My sensors are blind. Sprig, what have you got?”

“Nothing.” The young frog’s voice cracked suddenly, somewhere between on the verge of tears and an enraged scream. “Nothing! I’ve got nothing on my stupid screens!”

Marcy ran her tongue over dry lips nervously. “O-okay. The fog’s blocking all signals then? Valerianna must have used the same magic that was keeping Anne hidden from the empire’s tracking arrays.” She smiled at Sprig, hoping the news would cheer him up. “I can still reach the rest of Gary, but the network’s fuzzy at the edges of the fleet. Still, that means we can coordinate and the enemy can’t!”

Sprig slumped forward, letting his forehead thump against his console. “So my only job is pointless now. Great.”

Marcy took in a slow breath.

An idea flashed in Hop Pop’s mind. “Marcy? -Sorry, Fleet Command? Do you think Sasha could use a little extra help?”

Marcy’s features broke into a smile at the mention of her self-styled title. “Yes, that’s a fantastic idea Hop Pop!” She coughed. “Er- I mean, Captain Plantar. I’m sure Sasha would be overjoyed, and I’d really appreciate someone tagging along to watch her back. What do ya say Sprig?”

He was instantly alert, the spark returning to his eye. “Really?” He adopted an overly dramatic gruff scowl and posed with his hand cupping his jaw. “I can run with the commandos?”

Marcy chuckled. “Go for it.” As she spoke she began tapping away at her phone, typing something out on it. “I need someone to get a message over to Sasha anyway. You two can take one of the auxiliary craft in the hangar. I’ll pass it down the Gary chain so they’ll be expecting you.”

Hop Pop’s smile vanished. “What do you mean: ‘you two’?”

Bounding across the bridge, Sprig snatched Marcy’s phone from her hand. Then, grabbing  Hop Pop by the arm he began dragging his grandfather bodily towards the exit. “Come on! If we’re slow Sasha’s gonna start the party without us!”

Flaying widely, Hop Pop screamed as his grandson dragged him away. “N-No wait! Why am I going?! I was happy pushing buttons! Sprig? Sprig?! M-Marcy! Marcy! Marcy help! Marcy I don’t want to be a commando! I don’t want to be a commandoooooooooo!”

As the old frog’s pitiful wails echoed down the corridor Beatrix glanced tentatively over at Marcy. “Are you… gonna do something or…?”

Marcy stared blankly at the toad captain. “Why? Did you hear someone calling for me?”

Beatrix glanced to the door, then back to Marcy. “Uh… yeah?”

Marcy frowned, then spun slowly in her throne back to face the main viewport. “Funny. I don’t remember hearing him call for Fleet Command.” The telltale sounds of barely restrained giggling permeated her words.


Grime scowled over Sasha’s shoulder as he beheld the wall of text she was reading through on Marcy’s phone. “I thought your people wrote using letters, not hieroglyphs.” He sniffed. “But I do approve of her use of ciphers to conceal the meaning of her orders. She has a keen military mind that Marcy.”

Sasha was practically vibrating as she tried to hold back her laughter. The toad captain had such a sternly proud look upon his face that she hadn’t the heart to tell him that the hieroglyphs Grime had identified were in actuality emojis and the ciphers were little more than abbreviations and texting slang. That being said, no doubt their meaning would be impenetrable to both an uninformed alien and even the captured mind of a less than ‘with it’ big brother. Cameron often complained that the two of them practically spoke different languages when messaging.

Clearing her throat to ward off a giggle fit, Sasha nodded to Sprig and a dismal-looking Hop Pop. “So, you two keen to tag along.”

“You bet!”

“No…”

Hop Pop’s unenthused grumble was completely drowned out by Sprig’s.

Sasha grinned. “Rock on! Percy, get these two some gear.”

The jolly looking toad, still wearing his lopsided jester hat, threw up a goofy salute. “Right away sir! Come on you two.”

Hop Pop let out a noise like a deflating balloon as Sprig dragged him along behind Percy. The young frog was literally hopping with excitement. “Oh boy! Do you guys have laser swords? I wanted Cam’s but I never got a chance to nab it.”

Sasha turned to Grime and the rest of her ship’s bridge crew. “Alright gang. Marcy’s come up with a plan of action for our little strike force. Shroom heads! I need you to listen up in particular, the fog’s dulling any kind of signal so I need your full attention if your pals on our other ships are gonna get this.” Grabbing a piece of chalk from Grime she walked over to the side of the bridge where there was an exposed section of flat hull. Reaching up, she scrawled a rough map of the pass and a cloud upon it to symbolize the fog. Then she drew two horizontal lines to create a band about two-thirds up on the mock-up of the fog bank. Sasha tapped the band. “This is what Marcy’s called the Goldilocks zone. The top is five hundred metres above ground level. The bottom is four hundred. The ships are sixty-metre tall so that gives you forty metres to maneuver vertically. You will, under no circumstances, leave the Goldilocks zone. That is because Marcy…” she drew a collum on the far left side of the diagram. “Is going to be throwing as much fire as she can above and below this zone.” 

She dragged the chalk wide side down across the diagram, filling in above and below the band she’d marked out. “Now, we have to do this because the fog is gumming up our sensors. Marcy can’t see the enemy, so that’s where we come in. We are going to fly into the enemy fleet and mark their positions with fire from our weapon systems. This part is critical. We will be using a human language known as Morse code to communicate using the fire from our weapons systems with Marcy. The language is simple and versatile. Adjust the discharge rate on your weapons to emit a series of short and long blasts. Remember, the main fleet is going to be the ones dealing damage so don’t worry about this reducing the effectiveness of your batteries. We’re going out there to paint targets and nothing else.” 

Sasha paused. A grin formed on her face. “Okay, well that’s not true. I’m making one small adjustment to Marcy’s plan. Somewhere in this soup, there’s an enemy flagship. On that ship, there is someone the imperials consider important. You are going to help me find that ship so I can take it, and then beat the snot out of whoever the Dark King sent to hunt us down. Got that?”

Grime flashed a toothy grin. “Clear as mud, general.”

Sasha smacked her hands together to clear away the chalk, “Then let’s rock and roll.”


Hop Pop stumbled as the deck beneath him bucked and jolted with all the ferity of an aggravated beast of burden. The crack and boom of energy weapons discharging and smashing against shields were accompanied by momentary blackouts inside the ship’s hangar as the vessel’s power grid surged with energy. Sparks from burst lamp bulbs showered around him and bounced off the ill-fitting helmet sitting at a crooked angle atop his head. He was now absolutely miserable.

Beyond the sensory browbeating that was the battle raging outside, the hangar was made torturously hot and claustrophobic by the mass of toads that crowded the deck. The group of warriors known affectionately as the heron commandos were packed like sardines, not that they seemed to mind. With the benefits of stout frames and low centres of gravity, the toads jostled against each other with affable bemusement, exchanging the odd elbow or kick accompanied by a hearty roar of laughter.

One brute stumbled backward into Hop Pop, knocking the oversized energy cannon the old frog was carrying in an over-the-shoulder strap against the side of his helmet, ringing it like a bell. Muttering ‘excuse me’s and ‘sorry’s, Hop could do little but roll with the tide of warriors as he fought down his rising nausea.

Sprig was at his side, likewise decked out in makeshift battlefield attire. His grandson carried a neo-imperial laser hand cannon, though in Sprig’s hands, it resembled a light artillery piece. At his side, besides his trusty slingshot, the young frog had tucked the hilt of an energy dirk. A gift from Sasha’s personal trophy collection, the weapon had apparently been taken off a newtopian guard captain during one of the early war raids. It lacked the cutting power of the weapons wielded by newtopian royalty, the hard light edge was more than capable of breaching frobot carapaces. Though Sprig still had his heart set on a true laser sword he nonetheless was overjoyed to have a special weapon all of his own.

Hop Pop craned his neck. Through the mass of bodies, he caught a glimpse of Sasha and Grime standing by the hydraulic doors of the hangar. The teenage girl was resplendent in her full battle dress. Covered from head to foot in spiked lightweight plates of repainted neo-imperial armour, a short fur shoulder cape that enhanced the silhouette of her already impressive physique, and adorned with the mauve heron tiara that held her thick blonde hair back from her face, Sasha was every inch the warrior queen of the hour. She held a relaxed stance, swaying gently with the ship as it rocked from the fury of battle, her hands resting comfortably upon the hilts of her twin heron blades at her hips. Her features, when Hop Pop could glimpse them between the blackouts, were calm and almost playful.

With a crackle, the speakers in the ceiling above their heads came to life. “General. We are in position.”

Hop Pop watched as Sasha flashed a grin to Grime before bellowing out at the top of her lungs. “Then get these darn doors open!”

With a groan, the hydraulics engaged, sliding the doors outwards and opening the hangar up to the full roar of battle.

Hop Pop could only catch the odd glimpse of what lay beyond, but it was enough. Energy blasts tore through the grey-white void of the fog bank where they became twisting multicoloured streaks, looking almost like fish at the bottom of a deep pond. Batteries firing together seemed to form into schools, blazing into the distance as they hunted for prey. Prey, that every so often, they found.

Beneath the colourless veneer of the fog, Hop Pop could make out dark shapes within. Like some kind of stop-motion animation, they would pop against the void as a shot struck their shields or an explosion backlit their silhouette. What followed was a scene akin to the most gruesome found in nature.

As a ship popped out against the fog, either by the flare of its shield or the flash of its weapons the schools of hunting multicoloured predators struck. Like a pack of piranhas, they assailed the exposed vessel, tearing into it until the hull itself split open and the wreckage tumbled in a burning mess to the canyon below, vanishing into the fog. Marcy was prosecuting her strike with ruthless efficiency.

Hop Pop’s attention was pulled from the grizzly scene as he heard Sasha’s voice ring out over the din of explosions and straining engines. “There!” She was pointing for Grime, down and slightly to the left.

The toad captain cupped his hand around his one good eye. “What makes you say that?”

Sasha jabbed her finger again towards whatever they were looking at. “The markings. The flag. It’s also one of those new designs. That’s it. I’m certain.”

Hop Pop watched as the toad captain squinted downward then turned back to Sasha and shrugged. “You’ve better eyes than me. But if you’re sure I’m all for it.”

Sasha threw he head back and roared toward the ceiling speaker. “Enemy flag! Port fifteen, down forty! Waterdog class!”

The speakers crackled to life once more. “Acknowledged. General, the enemy flagship is outside the Goldilocks zone.”

“Morse over to Fleet Command, I want the zone extended!” Sasha screamed as a nearby vessel detonated. “Also, when we paint it, make sure she knows only to drop the shields. I need that puppy to stay afloat!”

“Acknowledged.”

Sasha turned to the assembled commandoes, Hop Pop felt a stone sink in his stomach. With a flourish, the blonde girl drew her blades and held them up above her head. “This is it. Make some noise guys! Give me an H!”

The toads cheered and stamped the deck, causing it to vibrate. “H!”

Sasha spun, kicking her leg out, “Give me an E!”

E!”

“Give me an R!”

R!”

“Give me an O!”

The toad were pounding their weapons against the deck now, making Hop Pop’s teeth rattle together like rolling dice. At his side, Sprig hopped up and down, screaming at the top of his lungs. “O!”

“Give me an N!”

N!”

Sasha’s nostrils flared. A massive grin was plastered over her face. “Give me an S!”

Letting out a sigh Hop Pop joined his voice to the roar. “S!”

“What does that spell?”

As the blood roared in his ears from his pounding heart Hop Pop could barely hear his own voice as he bellowed out alongside his companions. 

HERONS!”


“Change of plans huh?” Marcy chewed her lip pensively as she read out Sasha’s message. The message was being conveyed by a tight but low-powered beam of energy being shot across the battlefield from Sasha’s ship so that sounded out its Morse code message against the Corebreaker’s shields. Sighing, the Taiwanese girl sat up straight on her command throne. “I guess it’s fine… I’m sure you know what you’re doing Sashy…” 

Though she was undoubtedly the superior strategist between the two of them, a fact cemented by her undefeated boardgame streak that was approaching its third full year, Sasha was certainly the better tactician being able to remain cool under pressure and having a knack for clear communication that Marcy could not match.

There were other considerations besides. The old Marcy would have come up with an unnecessarily complicated and rigid plan just to prove she could regardless of if her forces could follow them and the old Sasha would have changed out of spite to exert her control. They were past that now. They were better than that now.

The plan Marcy had devised was elegant and considerate. She could have bound the fleet to her will and maneuvered the pieces in intricate and dazzling formations like those in one of her video games but that gave poor consideration to those people the pieces represented, and worse it would be utterly unintelligible to anyone but her. It allowed agency. It made the people part of her plans just that, people, not NPCs or graphic assets.

So when this news of Sasha’s change arrived, she felt relief. Her plan wasn’t perfect, she hadn’t covered every single possible outcome, but it was working and Sasha proved that. She wasn’t controlling, she was adjusting. There was trust now, trust that hadn’t been there before, not really. Sasha trusted her to run the scene and so too did she trust Sasha to make her own moves within it.

Marcy chuckled.

Not everything had changed though. It didn’t take a genius to realize Sasha was going for glory by targeting the imperial flagship. Seems you could take the control freak out of the Waybright, but not the ego.

Closing her eyes Marcy entered Gary’s Gardenton network. As easily as she might have moved her own body, the fleet shifted its stance, flying to clear their batteries of the new exclusion zone. At the same time, a low power beam shot back along the message beam from Sasha where it pulsed out two letters.

_ _ _    _ . _


The hot air sang out like a bestial roar as it blasted over Hop Pop. Thrown up by the engines and weapon batteries of over a hundred vessels locked in close-quarters combat, and then further trapped by the dense fog, the open hangar doors of the ship were akin to those of an open oven.

Beneath them, the Neo-Imperial flagship hung like a predator of the deep, its black and pointed silhouette occasionally marred by a flash of energy as the great behemoth spat its rage up at the rebel craft. Hop Pop watched Sasha intently, his heart threatening to burst free from his chest cavity.

The teen mean girl turned rebel general was practically hanging out in mid-air, her whole body free of the hangar as she held onto a handle on the open door for support. She was staring down intently, studying the enemy ship as it hurled salvos of weapon fire up to detonate against her ship’s shield. Grime, standing close and clearly uncomfortable with Sasha’s disregard for danger, shuffled a little closer so that he was within grabbing range of the blonde girl in case a sudden jolt knocked her grip loose. Leaning on Barrel’s Warhammer for support he called out to her. “Anything?”

Sasha held a hand up to silence him, then craning her neck out and somehow leaning further out she grinned. “Here it comes!”

A tidal wave of energy slammed into the enemy vessel and a fresh wave of heat, more intense than any Hop Pop had felt so far blew about the hangar. Sasha pulled herself back into the ship and turned to face the assembled commandos. “That blast is going to drop the shields. It’ll take them five seconds to raise them again but that just establishes the field. For the shields to be at full strength once more they’ll need ten minutes to build up, until then they’ll be at a fraction of the field intensity.” She pointed down to the ship. “That’s what we’re going to use to cushion our descent. Go in teams of three, wait five seconds between teams, and jump. If you jump too soon you’ll at best break your legs, if you jump too late at best you’ll feel like you’re falling through a glass window. That’s right, at best. So jump at five seconds and only at five seconds. Got that?”

The hangar responded with a series of ‘aye’s and ‘yes sir’s.

Sasha beckoned towards Hop Pop. “Hop Pop, Sprig, Grime. You’re with me.”

“W-wait I thought you said teams of three?” Hop Pop dug his feet into the deck in a futile gesture as Spig and the toads around him shoved him forward.

Sasha nodded. “Right, but you and Sprig are small. The important factor here is weight.” She glanced down at the kaleidoscope of colours beneath them as the bombardment of the enemy ship continued. “Okay, places everyone. Jump by squad number.” Just as suddenly as it had started, the blast of energy fizzled out. Sasha held up her hand, fingers counting down as she spoke. “Five… four… three…”

Hop Pop began pushing back against Sprig’s grip. “Wait! I’m not ready.”

“Two…”

A massive hand gripped his shoulder and the old frog found himself hoisted up by the ferociously looking Captain Grime. Grinning the toad tutted. “You’re in the army now mister Plantar. Nobody’s ready.”

“One… Go!”

With a final wail, Hop Pop was thrown from the hangar and out into the raging battlespace.

Within seconds he’d lost any sense of direction. Lights flashed and fires danced across the sterile fog backdrop and all the while he plummeted ever downward. Frantically Hop Pop warped his fingers about the straps of his shoulder-slung weapon and helmet, desperate to find something to centre himself in this whirlwind of chaos. Then he felt it, a slight tingling of a static charge against the hairs on his head and back. He was slowing, as though the air he was falling through had become denser. Then with a thump and a pained croak, he landed flat upon the hull of the Neo-Imperial flagship.

Peeling his face up from the fog-damp metal, Hop Pop blinked as he took his bearings.

To his left, flat black hull metal.

To his right, bumpy black hull metal.

Behind him, black hull metal curving down and out of sight.

In front of him, black hull metal growing a frobot out of its surface.

Oh. Sugar.

With all the elegance of a fish on land, Hop Pop fumbled with the strap of his laser cannon. Having risen fully out of its access hatch, the frobot was advancing towards him. It was a cloak-bot like that one he’d faced on earth and again in the ravine behind Wartwood. Its red eyes bore down upon him as its long flexible limbs raised cruel curved blades that stood in as fingers. In his panic, Hop Pop had somehow managed to twist his arm into the leather strap. Though extrication should have been a single affair of relaxing his arm and bending it back around the strap, the encroaching fear of death put relaxation as far from the old frog’s mind as possible.

Then, as a thunderbolt from above, Sasha slammed into the frobot’s head. Her two swords sank into its cranium, with the silver one breaching out of its chin like some kind of pointed ancient Egyptian beard. With a twist of her blades, the frobot’s head came apart, the unyielding edge of toad steel making a mockery of the newtopian forges. Wiping oil from her face, Sasha grinned at the stricken Hop Pop. “On your feet old man.”

Finally managing to extricate his arm from its snair Hop Pop gasped out a raspy thank you. 

Sasha grimaced. “Don’t mention it. I owe you of all people a good turn.”

Hop Pop blinked, uncertain of how to approach the admittedly still touchy subject of toad tower, but then he spotted a flash of red rising from the hull far behind Sasha. Pointing he shouted as loud as he could. “Turret!”

Gripping him by the collar, Sasha hurled herself and Hop Pop behind a rise in the hull. With a hiss and whirr, the turret began pounding the deck with a relentless stream of energy bolts. One commando unfortunate enough to be caught in the open was cut down but the rest made it to cover.

With a grunt, Grime threw himself flat and crawled over to Sasha and Hop Pop’s position with Sprig in tow. Sliding up against the makeshift cover, Grime growled in frustration. “Half of us are stuck on the other side of this thing, if we don’t coordinate and keep up the momentum the enemy will have us swamped in frobots!” Hop Pop watched as Sasha peered over the rim of their hiding spot to assess the situation. Sinking back down she muttered something under her breath. Grime snorted. “What’s the plan general?”

Sasha pursed her lips for a moment as if calculating something in her head. Then, she snapped her fingers to point at Hop Pop. “Hop Pop, covering fire.”

Hop Pop looked down at his laser cannon then back up to Sasha, his bewilderment plain on his face. “What?”

Sprig poked him in the shoulder. “Just shoot a lot at the turret thing.”

Hop Pop looking pleadingly between Sasha, Sprig, and Grime. “You want me to blow it up?”

Grime’s features remained neutral. “Can you?”

The old frog threw his arms out to the side. “I’ve never used anything like this in my life before!”

Sasha smiled and patted him on the shoulder. “You don’t need great aim for covering fire. Just shoot a bunch in the vague direction of that turret. If you hit it, great, if not, no big deal.”

Hop Pop huffed. “It sounds like a big deal…”

Sasha adjusted her grip on her swords. “Alright, then that’s settled. Go on three.”

Now it was Grime’s turn to blink. “Go where?”

Sasha winked at him. “You, Grimsey, aren’t going anywhere. I’m gonna go tell the others what my plan is.”

Sprig scratched his head beneath the helmet. “But you haven’t told us what your plan is…”

Sasha was not listening. “Alrighty Hop Pop. Three, two, one… go!” With a grunt of effort, she flung herself over the side of the hull ridge they were hiding behind and began sprinting across the open hull.

Still fumbling with his cannon, Hop Pop brought the barrel to rest atop the ridge. Angling the tube-like weapon towards the turret, which was now tracking towards Sasha, he squeezed the trigger. Brilliant red energy lept forth, striking just below the turret’s base. Instantly it snapped back, its red ocular sensor hunting for this new threat. 

Sprig peered over the edge. “Again! Shoot again!”

Hop Pop began frantically depressing and releasing the trigger, sending a barrage of bolts crashing across the turret’s surface. Though none found their mark, they had the desired effect and the autonomous weapon began spitting back its own fury, peppering the hull around the two cowering frogs and the toad captain.

As he traded fire with the turret, Hop Pop’s gaze drifted over to Sasha as she dashed fearlessly forward. Even with the turret occupied her path was far from clear. Frobots were beginning to pile out of the ship, assailing the commando’s positions with unrelenting mechanical ferocity. Where she met them Sasha cut through them but for the most part, they seemingly ignored her, as if they were not programmed to recognize such a bold maneuver on the part of their enemy. At last, she disappeared from view, ducking down into a makeshift holdout box where the other half of the commandos were taking cover.

He called down to Grime who was using his hammer to shield his head from any stray blasts. “When do I stop shooting?!”

The toad Captain growled as a shot whizzed by overhead. “Is Sasha out of its range yet?”

Hop Pop nodded. “Yes, she… oh my olms.”

Grime glanced up. “What?”

Hop Pop pursed his lips. “She’s coming back.”

“What?!” Grime peered over the edge. Sure enough, on the far side of the ship, Sasha was visible again, sprinting towards them as she cut her way through frobot lines. Grime slapped the back of Hop Pop’s head. “Keep shooting! Take that thing out!”

This time the turret seemed to recognize Sasha as the more desirable target. Either because it realized who she was or perhaps no longer concerned with the threat of Hop Pop’s less than dealy aim. Its black barrel turned towards the exposed girl, red energy humming along its frame.

Without thinking Hop Pop squinted down the barrel of his weapon and pulled the trigger tight. The blast caught the turret at its joint, melting the mechanism in place. As the weapon roared a stream of energy uselessly into empty air, Sasha dashed up to it and brought her swords down into the centre of its red eye. With a final whine, the weapon went dead.

Grime punched Hop Pop’s shoulder. “Pretty good for a farmer.”

Standing atop the wreckage of the turret, Sasha twirled her weapons aloft. “Charge! Percy, Braddock, Grime, Hop Pop, Sprig, with me!”

As they clambered out from their cover, Hop Pop noted that the rest of the commandos were veering off towards the left side of the ship. “Hey! Where are they going?”

Sasha leapt down from her turret pedestal. As a cloak bot charged her she deftly cut its legs out from under it before finishing the job with a cut across its neck. “They’re- hmf! Following my plan.”

Sprig snapped off a couple of shots that downed another frobot. “Yeah, when were you going to tell us about that?”

Sasha grinned, wiping sweat from her brow. “Well, I wasn’t sure until I got a good view of things from the other side of the ship. There are still way too many frobots onboard for us to take in a straight-up fight. Those guys.” She gestured at the receding commandos. “Are going to fortify themselves in the engineering bay, both to keep the number of frobots attacking them at any point manageable but also to stop any petty bot from dropping this bird out of the sky.”

Sprig frowned. “Okay, but… engineering doesn’t steer the ship it just powers it. Shouldn’t someone be going to the bridge- ooooooh.” He nodded in realization. “That’s us, right?”

Sasha winked. “Bingo. Come on guys. I wanna see my new digs!”


Percy let out a sharp shriek of surprise as Grime Hammer came crashing down upon a leaping cloak bot, its claws mere inches from his face. Twisting the hefty weapon to ensure the malevolent machine was well and truly dispatched, Grime gave the more timid toad a pat on the back. “Hanging in alright?”

The bells on Percy’s hat had been wrapped in cloth to deaden their telltale jingle, still, as he trembled they made a faint clinking sound within their wrappings. Percy swallowed hard. “S-sure.”

Turning to Sasha, Braddock whispered for only her to hear. “Hey… is the ‘signal’ still a card we can play?” Her face grew grim. “And for real this time?”

Sasha immediately, and without a hint of hesitation, nodded. “No question. If things get a bit too much just say so and you’re out, no shame attached.” A sad look flashed across her face for a second. “But I can’t. Not while Cam and Anne are being held by that… thing.” Her eyes snapped open wide. “That felt guilt trippy… I didn’t mean that. You’re under no obligation-”

Braddock held up her hands. “Hey. It’s okay. This is different. I shouldn’t have compared this with last time… I can’t promise that Percy and I will hold our nerve for the whole thing, but we’re with you for as far as we can make it.”

Hop Pop, who had been eavesdropping, snorted. “Just say so my warty froggy butt. If that were true I’d be sipping tea on the Corebreaker right about now.”

Sprig, who had been watching the halfway to their right chimed in. “Aw come on Hop Pop, where’s your sense of adventure?”

“Somewhere in Wartwood, last seen about a year ago.”

“About a year ago… hey that’s when we first met Anne!”

Hop Pop fixed his grandson with a sour glare. “Correct.”

Sasha giggled quietly to herself. “Alright, simmer down you two.” She took a deep breath. “We’re here.”

Before the group was an archway. Made out of the same black metal that all neo-newtopian designs consisted of, it bore a striking resemblance to the Newtopian Palace’s throne room entrance, miniaturized to fit the more cramped interior of the vessel.

Grime snorted. “Someone thinks very highly of themselves. The resemblance is borderline treasonous.”

Sasha twirled her blades. “Leave the commander to me. Secure the bridge and get the ship under control.”

Sprig fondled the hilt of his dirk nervously. “Are you sure?”

Sasha grinned wolfishly. “I’m sure. Everyone ready? Good.” With a ferocious kick, she forced the doors open with a thunderous boom.


The bridge was dimly lit, bathed in red light that gave it an appearance similar to that of a photographer’s dark room. Though it lacked any kind of finery or adornment, the clean, sharp edges of the ship’s stations and the polished black metal of the surfaces gave it an undeniable regal air. Unlike the bridge of the Corebreaker which was designed with the command throne on the same level as the rest of the crew, the Lance of Valerianna’s bridge was a series of rising rings about a pyramid-like structure, atop which the ship mistress gazed down upon all. She was there now.

Turning slowly. Alpha, Supreme Commander of the neo-imperial army, turned her piercing mechanical gaze upon the intruders of her domain. Her cloak-bot adjacent chassis remained motionless, digits pressed together before her to form a tent. Her voice was emotionless and neutral. “Sasha Waybright. This was a remote possibility.”

Sasha took a step forward, a cocky smile on her lips. “Well what can I say, I rise to the occasion. And you are?”

“Alpha.” Alpha’s head tilted. “Resurrection is a known magical discipline. Yet you bear no indications of the physical trauma you were reported to have endured.” She leaned forward. “You had a benefactor. The Guardian persists.”

Sasha’s smile faded. “Trivia time is over chrome dome. Now, surrender peacefully and I promise you’ll be repurposed into something useful. Like a toaster.”

Slowly, Alpha rose from her throne. Standing over two metres tall she glared down at the teenage girl. “It is highly unlikely that your offer of surrender is genuine. You are a basic computation, Sasha Waybright. I offer single combat.”

“I know you’re trying to play me.” Sasha’s grin returned, “But to tell you the truth, that was my plan from the very start.”

“If we are being honest…” Alpha reached down to the side of her throne. With each hand, she gripped the haft of two hilts that rested there. “Then it is only right that you know I was the first to match the Dark King in single combat. Within my cortex is the total sum of combat knowledge the ancient newtopian empire possessed.”

Sasha shrugged. “Yeah, well, I crushed cheerleading spring training last year. Also.” She twirled her heron blades. “I’ve got, count ‘em, two swords.”

Alpha’s arms split, creating four distinct limbs. Each pair held the ends of the two long hilts. With a cold hiss, the two double laser swords ignited. A soft screeching sound, like fingernails on a chalkboard, emanated from Alpha. She was laughing. “I… have four.”

“Well, Marcy tells me the AI always needs a handicap -ohfuckinghell” Sasha rolled to the side as Alpha launched herself down the steps, her twin double blades spinning like windmills.

Grime made to step forward but Sasha’s pink heron blade flashed up like a guard rail. “I’ve got this.” Springing to her feet, she adopted a loose stance, hopping slightly as she awaited the approaching dark prince.

Alpha’s movements were fluid and stable but took full advantage of her mechanical frame. Her clawed feet dug into the bridge room’s wall, and she charged Sasha from it, hanging almost upside down as she assailed the blonde girl.

Sasha’s acrobatics were on full display. Leaping over consoles, and deftly avoiding Alpha’s strikes, she kited the dark prince about the bridge. She held her heron blades loosely in her grip and kept her shoulders relaxed, waiting for her opening. As Alpha, now a veritable tornado of blades, came crashing down atop a console, Sasha saw her opportunity.

Darting forward, she tucked her silver blade edge beneath Alpha’s swirling guard. It was a slight cut, hardly a scrape for an organic creature or even a conventional frobot, but with Alpha’s split limbs, there was much less wrist real estate to work with. The silver blade tip sliced cleanly through the hydraulic ‘muscle’ that operated Alpha’s second right hand. In an instant, it flopped open uselessly against the side of the weapon it had once held firmly.

With a mechanical shriek, Alpha spun, swinging her left leg up in an attempt to catch Sasha out. Rather than dodging however on reflex, Sasha leaned into the frantic blow, taking it across her right shoulder. As it made contact she stabbed her blade into the robotic limb and then pulled them outward. Alpha’s leg came apart like mechanical string cheese, tubes and wires flapping side to side as the ruined limb recoiled.

Quickly Sasha darted back, avoiding the dark prince’s reprisal just in time as double laser swords came crashing down on the spot her head had been a moment before. The edge of the blade even caught a lock of her hair, slicing it off and stinking up the bridge with the putrid odour of burnt human hair.

Alpha was more cautious now. No longer on a reckless offensive, she circled. Dropping her second sword she maneuvered herself on a tripod of one good leg, one good arm, and the ruined stump Sasha had nicked.

Keeping her posture loose. Sasha controlled her breathing, watching the injured dark prince for her next move. She didn’t have to wait long. With a burst of motion, Alpha snatched one of the slaved frobot units fused into the ship’s consoles. Tearing the unfortunate frobot loose, she hurled it toward Sasha.

Caught off guard by the sudden use of the environment. Sasha hesitated for a moment, before ducking to the left. She let out a sharp yell as the edge of Alpha’s blade scored her thigh. With a violent adrenaline-fueled action, Sasha stabbed her pink heron blade clean through Alpha’s left shoulder unit, causing it to seize as the gears and gyroscopes within ground to a halt against the tempered blade.

Alpha lunged forward, weapon dropping to the floor from her frozen limbs, her remaining operational hand grasping for Sasha’s throat. The blonde girl kicked and punched at the mechanical frame, crushing the glass lenses of Alpha’s red ocular sensors with one responding heel to the dark prince’s face. As the frobot recoiled defensively Sasha went on the attack. 

Gripping the handle of her still-lodged pink sword, she rammed her weight against it causing the carapace over Alpha’s chest cavity to split open. Within was a twisting mass of wire and circuits, almost intestine-like in their complexity and layout. Batting the dark prince’s grasping hand aside, Sasha reached her right arm into the mess of wires, ignoring the heat of the still-active machinery as it burned her skin.

With a final bellow of effort, Sasha ripped her hand back, and with it every wire she could wrap her exhausted fingers around.

Alpha froze. Craning her head down, she looked into her exposed chest, then up to Sasha. Oil leaked from her frame, black and thick. She made one final attempt to drag the wires Sasha had ripped forth, but then her movements slowed and the red light of her eyes flickered out.

In the silence that followed, Sasha collapsed into a sitting position beside her foe’s remains. Grinning up at her wide-eyed companions she snickered. “Killing evil robots. I think I’m gonna make this a Waybright family tradition.”

Notes:

Alright, points of divergence, a favourite topic of mine if you hadn't noticed the AU I'm a couple hundred thousand words into writing. There's sort of two categories of these that I want to talk about: points of divergence that could have happened in the fiction of this fic, and points of divergence that I almost wrote for this story.

 

Starting with the in-fiction ones.

The main thing that I've kinda fantasized about is Cameron's starting position. Alternate starting points for him are kinda already covered between his interaction with East Tower and Croakwood, Cameron lacks Anne's easygoing likability to fit in with a frog village and he's a bit too wild for a toad tower to jail. There is an obvious omission there, and part of it plays into why Cameron never got to Newtopia until True Colours. In my head, Cameron landing in newtopia changes the whole trajectory of the story. We saw that commanding the toad army had a profound effect on his judgment so you can only imagine what would go through his mind if Andrias slyly offered him a battalion of newt guards. The dude would have folded like laundry. From there you basically have the Dark King lite running around Amphibia, probably butting heads all the while with Yunan. There's a chance those two could find some common ground with the help of Oliva but at least right off the bat newtopia isn't big enough for two supercharged egos. Cameron's plans probably wouldn't change, with him searching the toad towers for signs of the girls. In fact, what would probably happen is big bro show up to break up the ending of season one assuming Sasha and Anne have the same story. As for Marcy, if I were to write that story I'd probably stick her in Proteus or something fun like that, there's no music box rule that says you have to emerge from the portal above ground. Other fun ideas of this plot line: I think Andrias might even reveal the Core to Cameron, just not the evil conquering lore behind it. Without that, the Core is a scientific curiosity, and Cameron is a sucker for weird science. What follows would be a corruption story where Cameron has the Core whispering in his ear for the duration of what would be the second season of the show while the girls reunite and charge the box.

Minor alternations in fiction:

Cameron makes a fair few mistakes leading up to the Dark King and really at any point he could have changed course:

- Cameron absolutely fumbles confronting Sasha. Pretty simple, the two siblings get a rift between them because Cameron decides the best thing to do is to bring the hammer down but then can't handle Sasha snapping back. This makes it easier for Cameron to leave later for the toad siege army instead of sticking with the team.

- Cameron buys into the coup. Again, pretty simple, had Cameron been beside Anne, Sasha, and Marcy in the throne room there's no way Andrias wins. Beyond being a mediator for the Marcy drama, he and Anne with her calamity powers just outclass Andrias completely.

- Cameron and Yunan jumping each other on sight. Had he done literally anything other than smash Yunan's nose in, the two could have had a legitimate chance of taking Andrias down together. Of course, there's still the Core but without Andrias as an agent, I guess it's left with Triple B. I think the heroes would be fine.

 

Now for the juicy alternative plots I scrapped and abandoned:

- Originally I was going to have Darcy appear as normal and then have Cameron spend the next few months convincing the Core he was a better host to free Marcy. Ultimately, I decided against it because the Core could just take them both and it robs Andrias of interactions with Marcy in her trapped princess phase of the story. Also, it would have added a whole extra chapter of basically filler to get the same result so in the end I scrapped it for going straight to the Dark King.

- The Dark King's attempted corruption of Marcy was going to be more drawn out and a more personal retread of Andrias' deception of her. It's touched upon but originally she wasn't going to go back to Anne and Sasha until the final battle. It didn't work as well so I scrapped it for her escaping the Dark King's clutches in Wartwood as he lords his control over her, even when she's 'free'.

- The rebels were going to get their fleet much earlier and were actually going to win the battle above the eastern coast with the imperials retreating in disgrace for the first time. This would have led to a protracted campaign where the Dark King hunted the rebels across the planet. Ultimately, it was too bloated and didn't have a good tie-in with the finale. Also, it really made Sasha a bystander since Anne wouldn't have been captured until a later battle so she'd been the combat leader for most of it while Marcy commanded the fleet. Also, also, it would have meant expanding beyond the continent and that's more lore than I care to process.

Chapter 73: Stars Set Against the Void

Summary:

Terri settles into her new home, the Dark King airs his grievances, and the Rebels revel in their recent victory.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Terri rubbed her shoulders sharply and let out a puff of air. The alien dungeon wasn’t particularly cold, but a draft coming from somewhere in the dimly lit reaches above her was snapping at her body heat like an inquisitive animal, more annoying than anything else. Scruching her legs up to her chest, the teenage scientist grumbled to herself.

“A skirt… what were you thinking Terri? You own pants, you could have worn them. It’s not even that hot out, it’s May. Not to mention you work inside.” She screwed her face up into a scowl. “And, not to mention that you knew an alien invasion was probably coming. Anne did, like, only just tell you that pretty explicitly. Gah!” Terri brought her forehead forward into her knees, sounding out a hollow thowck that echoed about her cell.

“Terri? Is everything okay?” Mrs. Boonchuy’s voice was muffled as it called out from the next-door cell.

“Shi- erm- shoot. Yeah, no, I’m good! Sorry Mrs. Boonchuy!”

Terri sat in silence, her eye twitching rhythmically as the breeze buffeted over her. It didn’t last long.

With a silent scream, Terri shot bolt upright and began hopping about her cell, careful not to make noise to alert the other to her state of discomfort. Shaking like a drying dog, and wiggling her arms about.

With her agitation satisfied, Terri leaned back against the cell wall. Pouting, she glanced down at her lower half, giving the skirt an annoyed tug. The comfortable and soft fabric stretched out with her grasp before snapping back silently as she released it. She narrowed her eyes.

The king said ‘exclusive club’...

She bit her lip anxiously.

Aw, man… he wants to paperclip me… I’m getting nazi scientist… scientisted? Scientist-ted? Whatever. I wonder what alien New Hampshire looks like… No, this a pretty feudal-looking place, I’d probably get put up at whatever royal court thing they’ve got going on… nice and close to the king…

Her eyebrow cocked up.

She smacked it down.

“Are you sure you’re alright?”

Terri let out a breath she hadn’t realized she’d been holding in. “Yep! All good! Peachy!”

Gah! What is wrong with me? You’re supposed to hit your hoe phase in, like, second or third year of college… right? Still…

Terri glanced down at her skirt again. Her freckles disappeared as her face flushed red.

Stupid. You’re stupid.

Clearing her throat with a shallow grunt. Terri balled her fists.

No, it’s strategic. I have something the king wants, maybe if I can… uh… anyways, maybe I can get… favourable terms. It’s bargaining. I can bargain for Mr. and Mrs. Boonchuy’s lives along with Mr. X’s, maybe even Anne’s if she’s captured. I just have to play up the…

Gingerly, and with all the grace of a baby deer, Terri tried to strike what she considered to be an alluring pose.

Play up the… sexy Wernher von Braun angle… 

Instantly, she slumped back against the wall.

Yep. Stupid. And gross, now that my shame is kicking back in. What, I’m going to work for the empire exterminating humanity just because their leader is wearing a cute boy like a coat?

She stuck out her tongue.

Gross. Gross, gross, gross.

Slipping down against the wall into a sitting position, Terri let her head loll to the side.

It wouldn’t have worked anyway… I’m missing both the sexy and the war crimes parts of ‘sexy Wernher von Braun’. Besides… the king is, like, a robot, right? He probably doesn’t go in for non-binary as a rule…

Terri was dislodged from her thoughts as the floor beneath her jolted slightly. She blinked.

Turbulence? Well, we are in a flying castle but the force required to ‘jolt’ a mass of this size would be…

She was pulled out of her thoughts once more by the screeching sound of her water basin, formerly set up in the corner of the cell, sliding steadily toward her.

Oh… not good.

The basin began to accelerate, and then, with a bang it toppled and sailed past her. Terri, however, was more concerned with her own position as the titling floor sent her tumbling.

Fall, no, crashing. Tilting means one engine has cut out. We’re about a kilometre and a half up in the air, which means… impact soon. Impacts. Think. This is… like a falling elevator puzzle. Distribute kinetic energy equally… which means.

As she landed against the other wall she’d been sliding towards, Terri screamed out for her companions to hear. “Lie flat on your back! Protect your head and neck!”

Then with a crunch, the world stopped spinning.


Gingerly, with the creaking of misaligned joints and the humm of over-stressed servos, Omicron raised himself from the now settled throne room floor. The thunderous landing of the royal palace had thrown the dark prince about the chamber like a leaf caught in an autumn gale, the wounded he’d suffered at the Dark King’s hand rendering him too lethargic to brace himself. He took stock of the rest of the throne room occupants.

Theta was unravelling herself from a pillar, having locked her limbs about it. The dark prince dubbed the voice of truth, was dishevelled in posture and garment. The flowing robes about her frobot frame were creased and twisted, and the ceremonial metallic globes that hung from her on chains were knotted around her limbs. One even had cracked, spilling forth a light flow of purple haze as Theta's favoured instrument, the vast quantities of mentally dominating mushroom spores, escaped its confinement.

Turning his attention towards the castle’s command console and the throne, Omicron was shocked to discover the Dark King seated once more. Entirely unaffected by the colossal impact, the Master of the Known Multiverse was in earnest conversation with Annethema, who stood perched on the throne steps with her hands clasped comfortably behind her back.

“Accelerate your plans, with the castle grounded the transmitter is vulnerable. Once the box is safely secured away on Luna, our control of dimensional travel will be unassailable.”

Annethema grinned. “Yes. And if I go along with it: should the transmitter be damaged, and the flow of power to the box cut…”

The Dark King matched her grin ghoulishly. “Anne suffocates in the void and the box is truly lost, forever this time, divorced from the gems to power it. Its power will belong to me, or no one at all.”

Annethema made a clicking sound behind her teeth. “I’ll get started then. But…” She tilted her head. “While the box is in transit, the fleet’s return will be delayed.”

“I am aware.” The Dark King formed his fingers into a temple, his armoured gauntlets creaking slightly as they pressed together. “Leave that to me.” As Annethema slipped out of the throne room like a passing shadow, the Dark King turned his burning gaze upon the two frobots. His words when he spoke, were a low growl and laced with venom. “Get the rest of your worthless ‘siblings’ here. I have grievances to air…”

Not one of the remaining dark princes took more than ten minutes to reach the throne room, with most already having been en route there after the crash. They stood assembled before the throne, in a sight far divorced from grand councils of war that had once been held in this chamber. Diminished in number and stature, the princes of the empire stood in glum silence as the Dark King’s hate-filled eyes washed over them.

There were but five of them now, whittled from the fifty built and then still from the twelve that had passed the trials and earned their royal style. Gamma, his frame a crushed and welded mess was silent. With his voice box destroyed by Grime, he now communicated only in wheezes and mechanical shrieks. Theta, composed as always, but certainly worse for wear. Her robes were stained and ripped but of all her siblings she held her head the highest. Upsilon, unchanged, though with all the attachments and extra limbs welded to his frame who could tell if he had. Omicron, resolute but hobbled, the siege master was grim as ever and ready to accept his lord and master’s judgement. Sigma, far less so. As the now decidedly former master of Newtopia, Sigma was as close to an anxious mess as a synthetic creation could be. Shivering beneath his rioter-torn garments, and with gaps in his bejewelled carapace, he cut a pitiful sight.

“There exists two parts of this empire.” The Dark King’s words cut the air like razorwire. “The essential…” He leaned forward, teeth bared. “And the expendable. Can one of you… creations of peerless intellect…” his voice bled sarcasm as a fresh wound might blood. “Identify what falls into those two categories.”

Theta’s voice crackled to life without hesitation. “There are three truths above all others. The Gems, the Core, and the Monarchy. All else either serves or falls.”

No!” The King’s words fell like a hammer and Theta visibly recoiled.

“N-no?”

The Dark King’s features twisted into a cataclysmic expression. “There is one truth. One Summit of existence. I am the Gems, I am the Core, I am the King! These are not separate, they are one and the same.” He extended a finger, jabbing a cruel talon towards the cowering frobots. “You, all of you, are not part of me. You may pass in my wake, you may follow in my glory but you are not part of the one! Register that in the essence of your beings, for it will not change.” He stood. “You have all failed the empire, in your own way small, pathetic, ways. Now, you will explain to me, why you deserve anything other than extermination.”

With a shuddering of mechanical clatter, Upsilon lurched forward. As he spoke, the hiss of steam and groaning servos added an asthmatic impression to his tone. “I register no deficiency in my work. My machines perform to their exact specifications. The fault of their misuse does not lie with me but with the vastly diminished command cadre who were incapable of wielding them. Alpha and Lamdba squandered their commands in vainglorious maneuvers that while full of daring do, lacked any tactical substance to speak of.” His mechanical carcass turned to face Omicron. “Now, the last commander of our ranks is eroding our victory despite the immense technological advance I have provided him.”

Omicron’s head snapped to face his brother. “You provided me with a technological edge to win the wrong war you overturned appliance! Tell me, how does reinforcing the shielding of our Starfleet help when the humans could not penetrate it to begin with? How does the improved agility of the second-generation cloak bot secure victory against an enemy that can strike it from beyond its sensor range? Tell me what the use of armour plating made to invalidate plasma projectors is against an enemy that uses exclusively kinetic and chemical firepower?! The only weapon of worth I have been given has been the dread bot, and that was the work of those three idiot newts! Not you!”

“Enough.” The Dark King growled down at the two bickering frobots. “Upsilon, you have done well in some regards but the failure to develop an answer for the humans’ weapons, primitive though they may be, has left me with nothing to effectively address the current crisis. Omicron, if you do not cease whining like a poorly oiled joint I will rip what’s left of your carapace apart here and now. Your deficiencies are evident. Tell me what you will do so that I will overlook them.”

Omicron knelt, head bowed. “I don’t need the fleet to break the Norse lands. The low population relative to the region’s resource abundance makes it a cost-effective target for the campaign. These resource deposits and the depopulated lands of the Rus will make for a staging ground from which we can secure the rest of Eurasia.” He twitched, not daring to meet the Dark King’s gaze. “We are well on our way to victory in the Earth War. I just need something to alleviate the pressure on my forces if we are to remain on schedule.”

“I have a solution.” Theta stepped forward. “The human aristocracy continues to seek to bargain with Your Majesty. In the interest of expediency, perhaps we could consider allowing these creatures to collaborate with our forces, genetically deficient though they may be. They are organized and willing, a family by the name of Anderson has attempted to contact us several times as the representatives of a plurality of such social elites. I believe we can implement them to great effect in a very short period of time. Once victory is won we can dispose of them as planned anyway.”

“Acceptable.” The Dark King’s features softened into a smirk, “Well done you two. Theta, I applaud your adaptability. Consider your usefulness known to me. Omicron… I expect nothing less than flawless delivery of your scheme. Anything less, or the waste of neo-imperial resources, will be met with instant judgment. Do I make myself clear?” The two frobots nodded. Turing his eyes to Upsilon, the Dark King curled his lip. “And you?”

If Upsilon was anxious at all he hid it well. His frame rumbled indignantly. “I stand by my work. Does your new armour not fit your needs, sire? In the hands of the competent, such as yourself, my artifice has won the empire great glory. Our war machine is future-proofed, my innovations have made us unassailable by any advanced threat. But if I must prove my use then I shall do so. I can make the palace’s shields totally impenetrable, and I can do it within the hour. I will see that no harm comes to the transmitter that enables your glory.”

The Dark King tapped his talons upon the arm of the throne, contemplating the dark prince’s proposal. Then with a final tapped he nodded. “Very well. But this is only a temporary reprieve, Upsilon. I do not forget and I do not forgive your failures of imagination, but we shall table such discussion for the next war. Gamma?” The burly frobot stamped the butt of his axe down against the stone tiles of the throne room and let out an enraged hiss that broke into a shriek of tortured metal. The Dark King grinned wolfishly. “Good. I look forward to the carnage.” Then his gaze turned to Sigma.

The former master of Newtopia shivered and flinched. “Sire… I.”

“You have an hour. Do something useful or suffer oblivion.”

Bowing his gilded head, the frobot let out a strangled sob. “Yes, sire.”


“It’s not fair!” Sigma’s fist made a hollow thud as it slammed down upon the plain swamp wood table that made up the total furnishings of Omicron’s quarters.

Sat behind the table, and unfazed by his brother’s outburst, Omicron glanced up for the datapad he’d been punching orders into. “The line between cause and effect seems rather evident to me.”

A low mechanical hiss slipped out of Sigma’s voice box as he fought to control his rising temper. “Don’t… don’t you dare! It’s your fault! Yours and Alpha’s. I shouldn’t have listened to you. Tell me, brother, what happened to those guard legions I, oh so generously, gifted to you?”

Omicron was silent for a moment but when he spoke his voice remained level. “It is expected in war for formations to suffer casualti-”

“Eaten!” Sigma’s voice screeched like an irate bird of prey. “Eaten alive by the flora and fauna of Terra Australis all because you couldn’t be bothered to do the bare minimum of local research! You lose my army, Alpha loses my fleet, and yet somehow I’m to blame for not being able to suppress a revolt!”

“If you expect pity or charity from me-”

“No! This is not charity, you owe me! You will give me a frobot legion!” Sigma leaned over the table. “And if you don’t I’m gonna tell father just how many legions you lost deploying to those two towns in North America! If I’m getting thrown to the kill-a-moths unfairly, then I’m dragging you along with me.”

Omicron fell silent once more. He tapped his digits against the table surface. “The royal guard has yet to be assigned a new post after Andrias’ folly, I will have them transferred to your command.”

Leaning back from the table Sigma nodded. “Acceptable.”

“Did you two kiss and make up?” Slipping in through the door as silent as a gust of air, Theta cocked her head at her bickering brothers.

“Sigma was just leaving.” Omicron turned his gaze back to his data pad. “As I hope you are as well. Why are you here Theta?”

“I’m here to rub my triumph in your faces.” The slender frobot wiggled her digits dismissively. “And to give you a little bit of advice.”

Sigma’s oculi cover narrowed, giving the impression of an annoyed glare. “How generous.”

“What is the voice of truth to do if not reveal it?” Theta’s obnoxious laugh bubbled from her voice box. “And considering the situation the two of you find yourselves in you can’t afford not to hear me out.”

“You mean that all three of us find ourselves in?” Omicron growled. “Or have you forgotten your little misstep in the throne room?”

“I have not, but it seems you have missed the point of it altogether. I think you will find, on reflection, that I suffered no direct reprimand and offered a solution to the problem the rest of you created.” Theta whistled. “And now that I have accomplished my task of marshalling the human collaborationists, my work is done.”

Sigma let out a mechanical snort. “You think you get to kick back and relax?”

Theta glanced at him, tilting her head. “I do. This is where my first piece of advice comes into play. Don’t try to impress father. Aim to satisfy him. Do not make Alpha or Lambda’s mistake of thinking you are smarter than he is. Do your job, nothing more, and you will survive.”

Omicron gazed at her levelly. “So, you intend to sit out the rest of this war?”

“Of course. If I take no action and rest on my laurels, I can’t make a fool of myself or worse still, get in Father’s way.”

“Must be nice.” Sigma sneered.

“It is.” Theta hummed. “Which brings me to my next piece of advice.”

Sigma turned to leave. “I don’t need a lesson in mediocrity or to entertain someone with the easiest job in the empire.”

“Aren’t you curious why Father never speaks of the prophecy of late?”

Sigma froze in the doorway. Omicron’s gaze raised from his data pad. Theta tapped the frobot equivalent to her cheek. “With how obsessed he was with it, doesn’t it strike you as strange that his rhetoric has shifted to the swift conclusion of this conflict?”

Sigma twitched. “Not especially… Anne surrendered to us, Sasha is dead, and Marcy fled the field. The choices have been made, willingly or otherwise, the verbiage of the prophecy is satisfied.”

Theta digits clicked together. “Wrong, you hope the prophecy is satisfied.”

Omicron set his datapad down. “The projections indicate victory. The numbers alone declare the prophecy is satisfied.”

Theta shook her head. “Wrong again. The exact verbiage is that the choices of those three children will decide the fate of all. You are correct in saying that the choices have been made, but you are incorrect to assume the consequences have been dolled out.” She met Omicron’s gaze. “Enlighten me, do you feel in control of your fate?” Sigma and Omicron exchanged a glance. Theta whistled in amusement. “That’s what I thought.”

“How is that advice?” Sigma snarled.

“I hadn’t gotten to it yet, but I should think it’s obvious.” Theta strode over to the wall of Omicron’s quarters and slumped down against it to sit on the barren stone floor. “If fate’s no longer in our hands…” She reached up and began opening the service panel on the side of her cranium, dainty digits removing screws and bolts to reveal the internal workings of her mechanical cortex. “The only thing we can do is quit when we’re ahead. I’m ahead, in good graces with Father, and with nowhere to go but down.” She giggled at the blank faces of her siblings, not that they had ever been particularly expressive to begin with. “Father’s certain to reactivate me if and when we win. Good luck boys, don’t stumble at the finish line.” Reaching into her cranium, Theta wrapped her digist around a nodule and yanked. With a spark and a snap the nodule broke free and the dark prince flopped forward, the light draining from her lifeless eyes.

Omicron and Sigma stood motionless and stared at their dead sister in silence. At last, Sigma spoke. “What a dramatic hunk of junk.”

Omicron turned back to his datapad. “I wished she’d done it somewhere more secluded. There’s oil dripping all over my floor now… What in Father’s name are you doing?”

Sigma wrested one of the metallic orbs free from the chain about Theta’s carcass. Holding it up, he tilted it about, watching as the purple spores within flowed like molasses. He looked down at the remaining orbs. “Coming up with a plan to get Newtopia back, dear brother.”


As Sasha stepped out on the barren shelf overlooking Quarreler’s Pass she waved her hand enthusiastically over at the gigantic shape looming out of the darkness. “Yo! What’s up, big momma?”

Turning her great head, Mother Olm smiled down at the procession arriving from the landed Lance of Valerianna . The bioluminescence of her frill illuminated her ancient features, and her great bulk blotted out the cruel orange glow of the Core-moon, giving the amphibian landscape beneath her a welcome reprieve from its hateful intensity. “Oh ho ho! Look who it is! Why, I’m doing fine, but not as well as you it seems. Loving the new you, girl!” Sasha blushed and rubbed the back of her neck self-consciously. Mother Olm then turned her attention to the rest of the party. “And do my eyes deceive? Hopediah is that you back there?”

“Indeed indeed. Doing my best to keep up with these little knuckleheads.”

The great olm smiled wide. “Wonderful! Now, little miss Waybright, come closer. I have news for you and miss Wu.”

As Sasha jogged along the cliffside she caught sight of Marcy sitting on a boulder before Mother Olm. It had been Marcy who had sighted the old olm in the first place once the fog had begun to clear. With the imperial fleet leaderless and shattered, she and Sasha had agreed to delegate the clean-up duties while they travelled down to the surface to meet with the ancient beast.

“Mar-Mar! Up top!” Sasha raised and extended her hand outward as she approached her friend. “We totally crushed that!”

Lost in thought, Marcy didn’t immediately react to her friend’s words, fidgeting with the small pink slip she’d been carrying around with her since she’d snatched it off Sprig. She was mumbling to herself, and her eyes darted back and forth.

Sasha cleared her throat with a gentle cough, “Hey! Marcy! You gonna leave me hanging?” She bopped her friend on her fluffy black-haired head twice in quick succession.

Marcy snapped back to reality. “Wha- oh! Yeah! We totally did!” Swinging her arm in a wide arc she slapped Sasha’s proffered palm with a hollow pop that reverberated about the pass. Wincing she withdrew her hand and wrung it. “Oooo, that was a bad idea.”

Sasha put her hands on her hips, masking the throbbing pain she was feeling in her own hand. “Yeah, well, that’s what happens when you’ve got soft nerd palms.” She glanced up at Mother Olm. “Where you two talking about something before I got here? Marcy only shuts up when she’s pondering so…”

Mother Olm glanced over to Marcy and then back to Sasha. “She had a question about a historical figure. Ancient Amphibia stuff. If I’m honest I wasn’t much help.”

Marcy stowed the pink slip in her belt pouch. “I’ll bring it up later Sashy, if it’s ever important, or at our next sleepover when I’m bored. Whichever comes first.”

Sasha shrugged. “Whatever. So, what’s the big news.”

Mother Olm rolled her lips pensively. “Well… This won’t come as a great shocker to you… You’re running low on time.”

Sasha grimaced. “I don’t mean to sass but… yeah, I kinda knew that.”

Mother Olm raised her hands. “No, no, sass deserved. What you might not know is just how little time you really do have left.”

Marcy shivered. “We know the invasion of Earth has started. We’re too late to stop it. I know… I know lots of people are dying…”

“Well yeah, that’s bad too. But I mean your window for winning this thing at all is closing.” She blew out a troubled sigh. “You’ve got hours, and I don’t mean five or six, I mean two or three.”

Sasha swallowed hard. “What do you mean?”

“I hear a lot of things. The King might have stuck this little fashion accessory on me so I can’t get about like I’m used to.” She pointed to a large metallic spike that sprouted from her flesh. “But little did he know that I don’t need to move to hear the happenings of the world.”

Marcy blinked. “Wait… do you mean you can hear what’s going on in Newtopia? From here? How is that possible? Olm magic? Wormholes? Olmholes?”

Mother Olm grinned. “I’m old! All gossip gets to me one way or another, that’s our superpower. Right Hop Pop?”

“Only way I stay informed!” Hop Pop winked and threw up a thumbs-up.

Sasha snapped her fingers. “Focus! What did you hear?”

“Right, sorry.” Mother Olm’s features grew serious. “The Dark King is sending the box to another world. I didn’t quite catch which one but if he does that he’ll be the only one who can operate the box. The good news is, while the box is moving he can’t do any of his awful portal tricks. The bad news is, he’s put someone very special to all of us in charge of getting the box to its new destination.”

Sasha's stomach dropped. “Anne…”

Mother Olm nodded. “If you don’t get to the box soon, you’ll lose any chance of saving our friend.”

Marcy's hands were pressed up against her face, her eyes peaking through her fingers. “Oh no…”

Sasha bit her lip. “Let’s go then. Right now!”

Marcy shook her head. “We’ll never break through in time. The Dark King will have brought back enough of the fleet to hold us for at least a couple of hours and after that it’ll take time to bring down the castle’s shields.”

Mother Olm smiled sadly. “Which… are in the process of being reinforced.”

Marcy pulled at her hair. “There’s… just… not… enough… time…”

Sasha grabbed her friend’s shoulder. “Andrias. We go to meet with Andrias and figure out a plan. He was on the inside, maybe he knows a way in.”

Marcy sniffed and unruffled her hair. “Yeah… okay… Incilius is on the way, he’ll have a way to meet up with Andrias.”

Pulling Marcy up, Sasha patted her on the cheek. “Hey. Come on. We just kicked the empire’s butt once today. I’m sure we can do it again.”

“I, for one, am certain.” Mother Olm smiled down at the two girls. “Go with haste little ones, the day is not lost yet. It was a pleasure to meet you, Marcy Wu.”

Marcy rubbed her eye and smiled back. “It was lovely to meet you Miss Mother Olm ma’am. Love the whole wise ancient queen vibe you’ve got going.”

Mother Olm scoffed. “Ancient? How old do you think I am?”

Marcy blinked. “Well, I can see sediment lines on your scales dating back to at least…”

“On second thought, don’t answer that question.”

Sasha grabbed Marcy’s arm. “Alright, let’s go. Bye, Mother Olm! My new ship’s the fastest. Can your Gardenton gang handle the fleet for now?”

Marcy nodded as she was dragged like a suitcase across the rock shelf. “Yeah, they’ll be fine. They’re fast learners.”

Mother Olm watched as the two girls trekked back to their sharp black form of the Lance of Valerianna. “Bye, bye girls! Have fun storming the castle.”

“Think it’ll work?”

Mother Olm glanced at the shimmering form of Valerianna as she stepped out of the veil. A cheeky grin curled her lips. “It would take a miracle.”

“...Andy got you hooked on that movie too?”

“...I’m on my third rewatch.”

Notes:

Happy Pride Month everyone.

Speaking of which. In the show, Terri is obviously referred to with female pronouns but as I discovered upon receiving my copy of the art book Terri was clearly intended to use they/them pronouns at least part of the time. So, I'm gonna make an ass out of myself by assuming.

For this universe's setting, Terri will have she/they pronouns.

Chapter 74: Last Argument of Kings, Part 1

Summary:

Sasha, Marcy, & co arrive at war-torn Newtopia.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

++KILL KILL KILL++

T + 03:23:04.162

301,780,249 People have died

++ALERT++

++ALL VESSELS: RECALLED++

++PROTECT THE THRONE++


It had begun to rain.

Fat water droplets tumbled from the black sky, their trajectory bent at a slight angle by the sea breeze rolling up with the tide. They beat against the rock, soil, and flora, raising a dull tune of percussion amid the Dark King’s false night. Tilting her head up so that the cold droplets broke against her face, Marcy closed her eyes and took in a breath through her nose. 

Overpowering almost all scents was the warm musk of fresh rain, its earthy effervescence tinged with floral notes. Petrichor. That was the proper term. A biological mechanism that primarily slowed plant growth in anticipation of the wear and tear a storm brought, yet relied upon just as much by fauna, up to and including humans.

Less trivia, Marcy… It must be there…

Beneath the petrichor was the sulfuric smell of industry, greasy and sharp, threatening to burn the hair of her nostrils. Intermingled was the grainy wisp of wood smoke… houses burning.

Deeper…

Marcy took in one more deep breath, shifting through the grim scents of war and death, until at last…

There.

Salt. Salt mixed with the damp odour of slow rotting ship wood and the oily perfume of old fishnets. The familiar and once comforting incense of Newtopia’s harbour that had met her nose every morning for the better part of a year. She had been simultaneously pining for and dreading its return. Opening her eyes, Marcy slew her gaze across the once proud and noble vista of Amphibia’s greatest city, Newtopia.

Smoke rose from behind the great walls, which were cracked and worn by conflict. Light, both the warm flicker of fire and the sharp red flash of weapon discharge, pulsed from within. Grounded, with a freshly raised mound of mud marking the violence of its descent, the imperial palace lay upon the watery plateau of the city’s approach. The back blast of the shield, as it had absorbed much of the impact, had charred the marble exterior, rendering the beautiful structure into a truly wicked spectacle. Yet, wounded as it was, the beast within its walls made no secret of its displeasure, spitting arcing energy and flame from its shield projector as it bit back against the lazy rainfall. 

Between the loss of its mighty peak and the ruin wrought upon its frame, the city altogether resembled a decapitated corpse, albeit one that was keen to prove it could survive such an ordeal.

She gazed for a while longer at the palace. Her eyes wandered up towards the intricate rose windows lining the grand hall within which the monarch’s twisted throne sat. Her low lip trembled slightly. He was in there somewhere. Waiting. Were those eyes in the third window or sparks discharged from the shield array?

Marcy flinched as a hand landed gently upon her shoulder. “It’s okay. He hasn’t seen us.”

Pulling her cloak tighter about herself, Marcy shivered. “You say that with… great confidence.”

Sasha’s warm smile fizzled out as she noted the distant look in her friend’s eyes. “Hey… You know you don’t have to do this, right? Grime and I can…”

Marcy shook her head, cutting Sasha off. “No. I do.”

The blonde girl gave Marcy’s shoulder a soft squeeze. “You don’t have to prove anything. Least of all to me.”

Marcy blinked, then frowned. Turning to face Sasha, she put her hands on her hips. “Okay, timeout. Why are we pretending like I’m the only one who’s had a rough time?”

Sasha shrugged. “Well… I had a chance to talk over my issues. I guess I’m just trying to pay forward what Andy did for me. You’re not helpless, Mar-Mar, but you don’t need to prove it.”

“And you’re not invincible!” She sighed. “I like this new you, Sashy, but I’m scared stiff you’re taking the whole selfless thing too far.”

Sasha grinned. “Hey, relax, I’m not going anyw-” She froze, eyes going wide as a shiver ran down her spine.

Gently, Marcy gripped her hand. “Anne said the same to you… Didn’t she? Her and Cam, the two most selfless people we know…” She squeezed Sasha’s hand. “I need to meet with Andrias myself because I can’t let you go alone, as equally you can’t let me go alone. We don’t split the party, we do this as a team, as friends, together.”

Taking a deep gulp, Sasha smiled gingerly at Marcy. “How long have you been waiting to use that?”

Marcy grinned. “ Don’t split the party? Since, like, fourth grade.”

Sasha snorted through a giggle. “Okay, nerd, as a team.” Glancing over her shoulder, she called back to the grounded Lance of Valerianna . “Incilius! Where we goin’?”

The toad lieutenant turned from a conversation he had been holding with Grime on the ship’s boarding ramp. Sasha had only met Incilius briefly at North Tower and had never gotten to know him by name, but from the transformation he had undergone since the ill-fated toad rebellion, she doubted she’d have recognized him even if she had. He was lean from months of malnutrition and covered in a patchwork of scars and plasma burns that smothered the former ashen grey hue of his skin in a knotted brown veneer. He walked with a limp and by the aid of a stripped branch that acted as a makeshift crutch for injuries he had suffered falling from one of East Tower’s upper stories. He threw up a sharp salute to Sasha. “There’s a false hill that hides a bunker and tunnel just outside the south-western wall. We’ll meet up with the Legitimists inside, and they can direct us to their base of operations in the city.”

Grime growled and shouldered Barrel’s warhammer with a grunt. “A shame we didn’t know about that half a dozen months ago…”

Sprig, standing next to the toad captain, counted on his fingers and then glared at Grime. “A shame?”

Grime tugged at his armour’s gorget. “A… shame that Cameron didn’t know about it back then. He probably could have gotten up to the palace before it took off if he had had a shortcut inside the city…”

Sprig’s eyes remained narrowed. “Yeah… a real shame…”

Clearing his throat with a nervous cough, Hop Pop nodded westward. “Shall we get gettin’? This weather ain’t good for my bones…”

Polly, sitting atop what she was now calling ‘Frobot Prime’, rolled her eyes. “We’re going into battle and you’re worried… about rain?!”

“Rheumatism’s serious business!” Hop Pop twisted his torso side to side with his elbows stuck out as he limbered up his back. “You don’t get to my age without being mindful of your body at all times.”

Sasha hid a smile at the old frog’s antics. “Polly. I don’t think it’s a good idea for… all of Frobo to come with us. We need to keep the unit small if we’re going to pass through neo-imperial territory undetected, even in this rain.”

Polly opened her mouth to argue, then glanced back at the ranks of motionless frobot units peering out of the ship’s loading bay. Pouting, her eyes wandered back and forth between Sasha and her Frobo gaggle. “Fine… I’ll only bring eight.”

Sasha crossed her arms. “Nope. Four.”

“Seven!”

Sasha’s brow furrowed. “We’re not haggling. Four is already pushing it.”

“Six!”

“I’m gonna make it three.”

“Four.”

Sasha turned away. “Done. Two of them can carry Incilius.”

The toad snarled. “I can walk perfectly fine by myself, thank you.”

Marcy, seeing the toad’s ego was hanging by a thread, stepped in. “The water basin around Newtopia will suck down your crutch like quicksand. You’ve been through a lot already, let us help you across. It’s the least we can do for all you’re doing to help us.”

Incilius experimentally shifted his weight on the crutch and let his gaze travel over to the muddy stretch of shallow water that lay before them. At long last, he gave a curt nod. “Very well, but I will not be carried like an infant. Just one of these ‘Frobos’ will be fine.”

As they set off towards the southwest wall, Sasha noticed something. Snapping around, she glared at Polly. “What kind of idiot do you think I am? I said four.”

Polly shrugged. “I didn’t think the one helping Incillius counted.”

Sasha’s nostrils flared. “And why not?”

“Well, they’re sharing the same silhouette.” She grinned mischievously. “Besides, we’re already on our way; we shouldn’t send one back on their own now. Frobo’s no good at stealth without direction, isn’t that right, pal?” An affirmative beep sounded from the wheeled head beneath her.

Sasha's lips thinned as she reigned in her rising temper. “Whatever, but I’ll remember this…” Leaving the tadpole to her celebratory snickering, Sasha moved to the head of the column, keeping low as they ducked from mound to mound.

At her side, Grime craned his head up to get a full view of the city now looming over them from beneath the brim of his hood. “This is bringing back… uncomfortable memories…”

Sasha tugged her own cloak tight about herself. “A Waybright sneaking into Newtopia to confront Andrias… I don’t like the symmetry either…”

Grime grunted in affirmation, then pulled a wry smile. “Well, your brother did win that fight, and besides… It’s not just ‘a Waybright’ this time.”

Sasha didn’t respond, but beneath her hood, her features were lit up with relief.


“My king…?”

Andrias stirred from his stupor. Lifting his great snowy head, he smiled apologetically down at the stiff form of Albert before him. “Forgive me, Headmaster. My mind was… elsewhere… Could you repeat that?”

They were just below the city streets, within a large stone slab room that had once been some kind of storeroom for fine textile goods back in the days when such commodities had been of service to the city. It had gone unused for months now.

At present, however, it housed the makeshift command centre for the last remnants of the old kingdom it had once serviced. Printed on ragged banners that hung from the walls and on the standards held aloft by King’s Ensigns, the golden tri-crest set against an orchid backdrop glinted in the subterranean gloom just as it shone against the blaze of weapon fire on improvised barricades on the streets above. 

The brass of the newtopian legitimist movement huddled together, commanders of defunct guard regiments and the voted captains of student militias pleading with one another for the support their comrades above desperately needed. Few, if any, would secure the reprieve they desired.

At the centre of the grim hall was the King himself. Bedraggled and bent, yet he cut an impressive figure before his subjects. He was seated, mounted within the colossal hull of his Dyoplosaurus warsuit, with the chest open and the pilot seat raised; it served well as a throne. Indeed, it had been designed as such. A literal seat of power from which the warrior king or queen of the age could command the battlefield while also being able to hold court from a position of appropriate grandeur.

At the King’s side, motionless as a statue, Omega stood ready, mechanical digits resting comfortably on the haft of a laser glaive. Further beyond, with their backs securely guarded by the chamber’s nearest wall, Olivia and Yunan glowered. Yunan in particular had not ceased in her attempts to burn a hole through the back of Andrias’ head since they’d reunited.

Albert, with his hands holding a drill stick tucked behind the small of his back, stood at attention before the king. The withered newt sniffed, quaking as he did so, though Andrias could not say if this were from age or rage. His voice was low and grating, like an old whetstone grinding against a blade’s rusty edge. “Sire, I have grave reservations concerning this summit. These… rebels …” Albert’s nose screw up as though the word itself left a rancid taste upon his tongue. “Are traitors and cultural iconoclasts. Their very presence will pollute the air with the… with the… stench of their repugnant republicanism!”

Andrias hid his amusement at the old newt’s colourful outburst within the flowing white bulk of his beard, sinking his chin into his chest so that the upward curl of his lips was hidden from the old newt’s view. “Your… displeasure is noted, Albert, but surely you don’t consider the rabble a greater enemy than our mechanical foe? One of whom, I would point out, we have already welcomed into our ranks. Why should we be less accommodating to our fellow Amphibians in such dire times?”

Albert’s eye twitched, sparing a brief glare in the direction of Omega, who stood at the King’s side in eerie silence. He sniffed in disgust. “That is different by several degrees. Omega is a tool at your service. I would not consider my sword to be trustworthy. It does not stay in my scabbard out of a sense of duty… or… or loyalty!”

In an instant, Andrias’ features became stormy, and his eyes wild. Rising from his sitting position, he towered over the Night Guard headmaster, casting a shadow that reached across the hall that caused all to turn. “You will address Prince Omega by their proper title, headmaster . They are a member of the Royal House Leviathan, my flesh and blood.”

To his credit, Albert did not so much as flinch before the King’s wrath, holding steady and resolute even as others behind him cowered or averted their eyes. Clearing his throat with a gravelly cough, he bowed his head to Andrias and then to Omega. “Of course, your majesty. Your royal highness. If it pleases the Prince, I offer my sincerest apologies.”

“An apology is not warranted, Night Guard Headmaster Albert.” Omega turned their head to Andrias. “It is not accurate to say I am a member of the royal family, the headmaster is quite correct, I am property of the house. Furthermore, while I appreciate the sentiment, I possess neither flesh nor blood.”

Andrias snorted in amusement. With a loud clang, he brought his fist against his chest. The echo of steel striking steel reverberated throughout the chamber, bouncing off the walls and causing the more sensitive newts present to cover their ears with their hands. The king grinned. “What do you think I’m made of?”

Without missing a beat, Omega turned back to Albert. “Your apology is accepted, headmaster. Please register that this incident has been noted as an anomaly in your exemplary service record and will not be considered when evaluating your service to the crown.”

Albert held Omega’s gaze for a moment through lidded eyes before bowing his head stiffly once more. “The Prince is most generous.” Turning his attention back to Andrias, he slapped his drill stick, still tucked behind his back, against his palm. “Getting back to my initial point… I acknowledge that the neo-imperials pose the greater threat, but that does not diminish the danger these dissidents pose to our very way of life! It was my understanding that the favour you granted to the human, Marcy Wu, was a ploy to secure the calamity box for the Kingdom. So, for the life of me, I can not fathom why you would humour her with an audience. I would know your mind, sire.”

I would like to know it myself…

Andrias sagged back on his makeshift throne, hand cupping his bearded chin.

Do I think Marcy is coming here to forgive me? Am I that naive? No, she is coming because she has no choice… and neither do I. She is a rational and intelligent girl; she is coming with a plan, something pragmatic and actionable.

He glanced around at the assembled newts. Looked upon their tired and weary faces.

These people, they came here for me, they trust me to lead them out of this nightmare… A nightmare I had not hoped to ever escape myself, only leave my mark upon it, and they ask me to save them from it.

That, I cannot do… but Marcy could.

But they placed their trust… in me. Is it cowardly of me to shift responsibility to another? Or rather, is it selfish of me to hold onto power merely because I have it?

Omega tilted their head forward. “I believe the King considers the matter of the Rebel contingent to be best navigated by means of diplomacy rather than outright hostility. If intercepted neo-imperial reports are to be believed, the Rebellion hold air superiority over the continent; a confirmation at this stage would be unwise.”

“Master Marcy beat the imperial fleet?” Unable to hold her tongue any longer, Lady Olivia injected herself into the conversation.

Omega’s head snapped to face the courtier. “A recall order has been issued to the invasion forces; all reports and sightings indicate that the Newtopian defence fleet has been eliminated in its entirety.”

Andrias smirked. “Alpha… never as clever as she thought she was…”

Omega nodded. “Evidently.”

Albert scowled. “Lady Olivia! I know my etiquette track record may be spotty of late, but I expect better from you than to speak out of turn!”

A low growl drew the headmaster's attention. Yunan strode up behind Olivia, baring her teeth. “She’ll speak whenever she wants to. Berty.”

Albert made no reply, instead turning back to Andrias. Olivia pinched Yunan’s cheek and hissed under her breath. “Take it down a notch!”

The old newt grunted officiously. “I will not countermand your will, Sire, but I do not regret making my opinions known to you.”

“Nor shoulder you.” Andrias nodded. “Thank you, headmaster, that will be all.”

Giving a curt nod, Albert turned and began making his way towards the back of the chamber. As he walked past the lines of the King’s Ensigns, his eyes fell upon one unfortunate newt guard whose royal standard was beginning to sag forward. Puffing his cheeks indignantly, the old newt marched over and jabbed his drill stick into the unfortunate ensign’s middle. “Stand up straight, sir! What’s the matter with you?!”

With a groan, the exhausted newt’s eyes rolled up into the back of his head, and he teetered forward, the heavy flag pole slipping from his hand. With low but inevitable inertia, the twelve-foot-tall solid metal pole began its descent, falling squarely towards Albert. The aged headmaster frantically began to shuffle backward, but his old joints proved too stiff to escape the falling object. Throwing up his arms, he braced for impact.

But it never came.

Omega tilted their head. “Are you unharmed, Night Guard Headmaster Albert?”

Lowering his guard gingerly, Albert glanced at Omega’s extended hand. Within its firm grasp was the heavy flag pole, less than half a foot from his head. Several other ensigns stepped forward, some to help their fallen comrade while the rest attended the perturbed headmaster. Albert straightened his uniform with a tug and cleared his throat. “Ahem… Yes, thank you, your highness.” Omega hoisted the standard, holding it easily at their side. Albert studied the frobot’s face, rubbing his tongue over his teeth as he pondered. “You carry the King’s colours with remarkable ease…”

Omega nodded their head. “My chassis is graded for weights up to two tons.”

“I believe it…” Albert pursed his lips and nodded. “Yes… You carry them well. Were you not of the royal house, I would steal you away to be my regiment’s ensign. A pity you are due a nobler calling.”

Omega glanced up at the gold and orchid banner, then back at Albert. “A Prince can do as they like, can they not?”

Albert blinked. “Yes… with the king’s permission, of course.”

Omega turned to face Andiras. “Brother, I would ask the honour of carrying your heraldry into battle. I find the ceremonial aspects of our royal heritage… interesting.”

Andrias chuckled. “Granted. Carry it well, Omega.”

Albert slapped his drill stick against his bony thigh, ringing out a sharp crack. “Three cheers for the Prince of Colours! Hip hip!”

The assembly roared back. “Huzzah!”

“Hip hip!”

“Huzzah!”

“Hip hip!”

“Huzzah!”

For the first time in what felt like millennia, Andrias smiled. Echoing the final cheer along with his subject, he pounded the side of his war-suit-throne. As Omega stood there, the standard of Newtopia fluttering lazily overhead, the colossal newt remembered the last time he’d watched a young warrior don their gear for the first time.

“What d’ya think, ‘Drias? I drew up the designs myself! Check it out, wrist bow!”

“Ho ho ho! Careful with that thing! But, very impressive, kiddo. Very… what was that caste of warrior you spoke of before? The ones from the roll… gaming… game…?”

“Ranger?”

“That’s the one, very ranger looking. I know, why don’t we call you my Chief Ranger, how does that sound?”

“Really?! Aw, shucks ‘Drias, you’re the best.”

As Omega bowed their head reverently, a newt burst in through the doors at the far end of the chamber. Bobbing a swift curtsy, causing her armour to clank ungainly, she swallowed hard. “Your majesty? The Rebel delegation. They’ve arrived…”

Notes:

I got to write pre- and post-trauma Marcy all in one chapter, life is good.

For me, not Marcy. Just to be clear.

Also, speaking of clear, I'm experimenting with new formatting for the internal monologues, hoping it improves things rather than distracts. In earlier chapters, when it was just Cameron 'on screen' there were a lot more of these, but now that we're getting to parts of the story where it's more shoot first ask questions later and there's a ton of characters on screen, I want to keep everything neat and clear. I'm probably overthinking it, it's just blockquote.

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