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1. Love Me Like A Sailor by satans_nightmares

   Fandoms: Don't Hug Me I'm Scared (Webseries)  

   • Not Rated
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Multi
   • Work in Progress

   22 Jun 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Red Guy (Don't Hug Me I'm Scared)/Reader
   • Yellow Guy (Don't Hug Me I'm Scared) & Reader
   • Duck (Don't Hug Me I'm Scared)/Reader
   • Shrignold (Don't Hug Me I'm Scared)/Reader
   • Colin the Computer (Don't Hug Me I'm Scared)/Reader
   • Steak (Don't Hug Me I'm Scared)/Reader
   • Spinach Can (Don't Hug Me I'm Scared) & Reader
   • Lamp (Don't Hug Me I'm Scared)/Reader
   • Paige the Sketchbook (Don't Hug Me I'm Scared)/Reader
   • Tony the Clock (Don't Hug Me I'm Scared)/Reader
   • Red Guy (Don't Hug Me I'm Scared)
   • Yellow Guy (Don't Hug Me I'm Scared)
   • Duck (Don't Hug Me I'm Scared)
   • Shrignold (Don't Hug Me I'm Scared)
   • Colin the Computer (Don't Hug Me I'm Scared)
   • Steak (Don't Hug Me I'm Scared)
   • Spinach Can (Don't Hug Me I'm Scared)
   • Lamp (Don't Hug Me I'm Scared)
   • Paige the Sketchbook (Don't Hug Me I'm Scared)
   • Tony the Talking Clock (Don't Hug Me I'm Scared)
   • oneshots
   • Platonic Relationships
   • romantic relationships
   • No Smut
   • Human AU
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Found Family
   • Dark
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Angst
   • Gender-Neutral Pronouns
   • Use of Fanon Names (Don't Hug Me I'm Scared)
   • Yellow Guy Needs a Hug (Don't Hug Me I'm Scared)
   • Autistic Yellow Guy (Don't Hug Me I'm Scared)
   • Fluff
   • Awkward Conversations
   • Confessions
   • POV Multiple
   • Hate to Love
   • Babysitting
   • Age Difference
   • BUT NOT WITH MINOORRSSSSS
   • DILFs
   • Mentally Ill Characters
   • Alcohol
   • Weed
   • Attempted Murder
   • Violence
   • Arguments
   • Past Violence
   • Harassment
   • No Character/Character
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added

   Summary

   A recent power outage occurred in Y/N's neighborhood, and strange things have been happening since then. SLOW AND IRREGULAR UPDATES!!

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   13,049

   Chapters:

   6/?

   Comments:

   3

   Kudos:

   12

   Bookmarks:

   2

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