Chapter 1: wenda opens up the gates of hell.
Chapter Text
Group chat created.
SlayCatEra: @everyone
I_love_my_bucket: what this,,,
oragn: huh
grey444: YOU WENT THROUGH WITH IT?!?!?
cluk_cluk: with what? what is this?
SlayCatEra: @grey444 yes. yes I did.
AAAAAAAAAA: WGAT
tunner_yeehaw: @SlayCatEra ???
grey444: @cluk_cluk @tunner_yeehaw wenda added our entire friend group to this group chat... she told me about this yesterday. I didn't know she'd actually go through w/ it.
averageintrovert: I'm not touching this thing.
SlayCatEra: @averageintrovert yes you are.
averageintrovert: @SlayCatEra nuh uh
Bl4ck: me and you both, jevin.
SlayCatEra: @averageintrovert YUH HUH
SlayCatEra: @Bl4ck YOU'RE NO FUN :(
Ur_L0cal_V1n3: @Bl4ck @averageintrovert so, what are y'all gonna do instead, huh?
Rad_Raddy: probably make out
averageintrovert: .
AAAAAAAAAA: HWAT IS GOING ON????
I_love_my_bucket: lol,,,,
Bl4ck: @Rad_Raddy EXCUSE ME?!??!?!
Ur_L0cal_V1n3: NAWWWWWWWW
ICouldBeatYouAtFortnite: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
averageintrovert: @Rad_Raddy AT LEAST I CAN PULL! YOU CAN'T PULL SHIT.
ICouldBeatYouAtFortnite: DYING RIGHT NOW AHAHAHAHSHHSHAHSHASSGSAGAH
Rad_Raddy: I PULLED OREN
PinkiX3: wait what.
PinkiX3: @oragn
KidcoreComputer: wait are black & jevin dating??
KidcoreRobot: idk bro
oragn: ?
PinkiX3: @oragn backread. is that true what raddy said?
Rad_Raddy: shhh
oragn: no
Bl4ck: @KidcoreComputer @KidcoreRobot NO
PinkiX3: @oragn k
KidcoreComputer: took you a while to respond...
averageintrovert: (he lied)
DurpleNurple: I have been watching this chat for 5 minutes. what am I reading.
Bl4ck: @averageintrovert STFU
ICouldBeatYouAtFortnite: lol | 1 IMAGE ATTACHED |
DurpleNurple: lol
oragn: lmao
cluk_cluk: nice meme.
SlayCatEra: HELP-
grey444: lol
AAAAAAAAAA: LOL
I_love_my_bucket: lol,,,,,
tunner_yeehaw: talk 'bout a change 'n mood.
averageintrovert: fr
Chapter 2: bro missed EVERYTHING
Summary:
I didn't have many ideas-
anyways I forgot to include garnold in the last one, so have some garnold x clukr content
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
October 11, 2024. 6:58 PM
Garnold1: uh... why did I wake up to loads of pings on my phone from this chat?
cluk_cluk: welcome to hell, honey
SlayCatEra: OH PLEASE IT ISN'T THAT BAD
DurpleNurple: you sure?
SlayCatEra: MHM!!1!
Ur_L0cal_V1n3: gm
ICouldBeatYouAtFortnite: is nobody talking about how clukr called garnold honey??
cluk_cluk: @Ur_L0cal_V1n3 fym gm??? it's 7:00 PM ffs
cluk_cluk: @ICouldBeatYouAtFortnite we're married. we have 2 children. you didn't know that??
Ur_L0cal_V1n3: swag
ICouldBeatYouAtFortnite: @cluk_cluk YOU HAVE CHILDREN?!?!?!?
cluk_cluk: yeah. they're @KidcoreRobot & @KidcoreComputer.
grey444: @Ur_L0cal_V1n3 are you high?
KidcoreRobot: who pinged me?
KidcoreComputer: ?
Garnold1: @KidcoreRobot @KidcoreComputer backread.
Ur_L0cal_V1n3: @grey444 ye
KidcoreRobot: @ICouldBeatYouAtFortnite wait you didn't know that??
KidcoreComputer: CACKLING
ICouldBeatYouAtFortnite: @KidcoreRobot no :(
Rad_Raddy: @KidcoreComputer by "cackling" do you mean a robotic voice going "ha ha ha ha"
DurpleNurple: uh, rad, wdym??
KidcoreRobot: @Rad_Raddy tf did my bro do to you??
KidcoreComputer: what
PinkiX3: hi chat :3
DurpleNurple: wsg pinki
Ur_L0cal_V1n3: hrrhgfhg
Rad_Raddy: @KidcoreComputer @DurpleNurple uhhh what I meant was that computer sounds like a robot
DurpleNurple: @Rad_Raddy weird insult but ok
PinkiX3: @Ur_L0cal_V1n3 you okay? ;-;
grey444: @PinkiX3 she's high
PinkiX3: ohhhhh 0-0
Ur_L0cal_V1n3: yeeee
Notes:
had to go, so kinda short. srry 'bout that.
Chapter 3: Late-night conversations
Summary:
come and get your blevin content guys!!
I'm actually gonna put a wholesome chapter into this!
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
October 12th, 2024. 12:46 AM
averageintrovert: anyone still awake? I can't sleep & I'm bored out of my mind.
grey444: lmao you must be REALLY bored.
averageintrovert: I am.
grey444: me too. anyways wsg?
averageintrovert: nothing much. I don't think I've left my house all day.
grey444: damn. go outside.
averageintrovert: nah. too bright. too many colors.
grey444: dude. you live in a place known for it's bright colors & people. why do you even live here if you don't like it's main elements?
averageintrovert: well I didn't choose to move here. I was born here, like everyone else. I guess this place has a special place in my heart.
grey444: makes sense.
averageintrovert: so... how's life for you?
grey444: meh. wenda's being stupid, as always.
averageintrovert: real lmao
grey444: she legit thought it would be a good idea to buy like 10 pounds of food & 2 hamburger buns, then stuff that food between them. I guess she wanted to make a really weird burger. she then called up a few of her friends (including me) to watch her eat it. she ae the entire damn thing.
averageintrovert: wow. diabetes is out to get her ass.
grey444: lmao
grey444: anyways I think I'll head to bed now. gn.B
averageintrovert: gn
October 12th, 2024. 1:24 AM
averageintrovert: @Bl4ck
Bl4ck: ?
averageintrovert: srry for pinging you, I just can't sleep & you're one of the few people who I think are pleasant to talk to.
Bl4ck: same tbh
Bl4ck: srry for bad grammar really tired
averageintrovert: it's good dw.
Bl4ck: thx ily
averageintrovert: ily too. anyways uhh you wanna talk about something?
Bl4ck: I've got nothin
averageintrovert: damn.
Bl4ck: uhh can I like come over?
averageintrovert: sure ig.
Bl4ck: be warned I'll prolly conk out the moment I can finally lay down
averageintrovert: note taken.
averageintrovert: wait why aren't we private texting?
Bl4ck: idfk
averageintrovert: so much for you trying to keep our relationship private.
Bl4ck: raddy's gonna get our asses by morning
averageintrovert: more like the first sprunki who wakes up is gonna get our asses.
Bl4ck: true
Bl4ck: anyways omw
averageintrovert: alr.
Notes:
pretty proud of this. a LOT less chaotic then the previous chapters.
Chapter 4: freaky
Summary:
this is why I only write these chapters when I'm home alone.
anyways can you tell blevin is the main ship in this fic?
Chapter Text
3:08 PM
averageintrovert: could someone lend me like... $1000?
SlayCatEra: nobody's giving you 1k dawg
cluk_cluk: why the hell do you need $1000
averageintrovert: how do I explain this
cluk_cluk: ???
averageintrovert: for some reason my bedframe snapped overnight.
Rad_Raddy: dis u? | 1 SCREENSHOT ATTACHED |
cluk_cluk: .
SlayCatEra: checks out ig
ICouldBeatYouAtFortnite: LMFAOO
DurpleNurple: .
grey444: ...
averageintrovert: WHY THE HELL DID EVERYONE JUST DECIDE TO GET ON NOW?!
Rad_Raddy: freaky
PinkiX3: expected. :/
KidcoreComputer: @averageintrovert I guess it was time for you & @Bl4ck to have some fun.
averageintrovert: dammit WHY DID YOU TAG HIM???
Bl4ck: huh?
I_love_my_bucket: wgat is going on,,,
grey444: you're too innocent, brud.
Bl4ck: @averageintrovert private chat me. now.
| PRIVATE CHAT |
Bl4ck: .
Bl4ck: WHY WOULD YOU ASK THE GROUP CHAT FOR MONEY?????
averageintrovert: CHILL
Bl4ck: IF YOU ASKED ME I WOULD HAVE GIVEN YOU THE 1K.
averageintrovert: will you still give it to me?
Bl4ck: fine. I'll give you the 1k. but if you need money, ask me.
averageintrovert: thx. but like why are you so secretive about our relationship?
Bl4ck: IT'S EMBARASSING, OKAY??
averageintrovert: dude, literally nobody in this gc is straight. they're all either bi or gay or lesbian or something.
Bl4ck: what about oren & pinki???
averageintrovert: oren is clearly cheating on pinki w/ raddy. oren's pretty good at hiding it but raddy keeps letting their relationship slip. I'm surprised pinki hasn't noticed this yet. and for pinki? idk. she has been hanging out w/ vineria a lot lately though.
Bl4ck: fair. but it's still embarrasing.
averageintrovert: how about you come over to my place so we can talk this over in person?
Bl4ck: sure ig.
averageintrovert: alr
- averageintrovert left the private chat -
- Bl4ck left the private chat -
| MAIN CHAT |
cluk_cluk: hey guys is water wet?
grey444: no
SlayCatEra: yes
Rad_Raddy: yuh
I_love_my_bucket: ya,,,,
SlayCatEra: @grey444 FUCK YOU YOU'RE WRONG
grey444: proof?
SlayCatEra: WHERE'S YOUR PROOF???
grey444: google
grey444: look it up
SlayCatEra: | 1 SCREENSHOT ATTACHED | I'M RIGHT
grey444: that is the worst image editing I have ever seen.
grey444: THIS is the actual result: | 1 SCREENSHOT ATTACHED |
SlayCatEra: NUH UH
KidcoreComputer: nah he's right
SlayCatEra: HOW DO YOU KNOW??
KidcoreComputer: I'm a computer you fucking idiot
SlayCatEra: oh
SlayCatEra: LETS SEE WHAT @KidcoreRobot THINKS HUH??? THEY HAVE A COMPUTER BUILT INTO THEM TOO
KidcoreRobot: sorry wenda, computer & grey are right.
SlayCatEra: .
SlayCatEra: :(
Chapter 5: gen alpha words
Summary:
just a whole lot of chaos.
it pained me to write this.
I CAN'T FUCKING WRITE SOUTHERN ACCENTS 😭
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4:17 PM
ICouldBeatYouAtFortnite: I feel so sigma!
DurpleNurple: well uh good for you
ICouldBeatYouAtFortnite: Thanks! You're so skibidi!
DurpleNurple: what
averageintrovert: I hate you all.
tunner_yeehaw: darn kiddo, 'twas outta the blue.
averageintrovert: fym "kiddo" I'm a fully-grown adult. also, do you hear what simon is saying?! MY EYES-
tunner_yeehaw: pretty darn sure an "adult" wouldn't complain 'bout a few o' them "gen alpha" words.
DurpleNurple: could someone explain to me what a "gen alpha word" is??
- SlayCatEra has muted ICouldBeatYouAtFortnite for 3 hours -
SlayCatEra: No gen alpha words.
averageintrovert: @tunner_yeehaw I'm pretty sure the way I react to the way someone types doesn't affect my age.
DurpleNurple: WTF IS A GEN ALPHA WORD?? HELLO?!
SlayCatEra: you don't wanna know.
grey444: the fuck
DurpleNurple: IS IT LIKE THOSE WEIRD WORDS SIMON WAS SAYING??? LIKE SIGMA AND SKIBIDI??!?!
- SlayCatEra has muted DurpleNurple for 3 hours -
SlayCatEra: yeah. no gen alpha words.
grey444: dude you didn't have to mute him
SlayCatEra: no exceptions.
tunner_yeehaw: @averageintrovert I wasn't talking 'bout 'yer real age, dumbass.
oragn: is nobody gonna talk about the fact tunner types in a southern accent?
grey444: who cares.
averageintrovert: @tunner_yeehaw THE HELL DID YOU MEAN THEN???
tunner_yeehaw: YOU WERE ACTING LIKE A DARN CHILD.
Rad_Raddy: 🍿
averageintrovert: @tunner_yeehaw fair
I_love_my_bucket hi,,, what you guys doing,,,,,,,
Rad_Raddy: can you like shut up brud, nobody likes you
I_love_my_bucket: :(
grey444: dude wth? brud didn't do shit to you
Rad_Raddy: idc
AAAAAAAAAA: DUDE YOU CAN'T JUST RANDOMLY SAY THAT TO BRUD/!?! TF IS WRONG WITH YOU???11/
Rad_Raddy: idk I just felt like being mean
AAAAAAAAAA: KYS
Rad_Raddy: damn you don't need to send death threats
grey444: dude. no death threats.
- SlayCatEra has muted Rad_Raddy & AAAAAAAAAA for 5 hours -
SlayCatEra: geez y'all need to calm tf down.
grey444: trying to process what just happened rn
averageintrovert: same
averageintrovert: uhh anyways I'll just head off
grey444: same. cya
averageintrovert: cya.
Chapter 6: it's so over
Summary:
party's over. go home.
Chapter Text
can't work on this fic anymore due to personal reasons. sorry y'all.
I can't believe how many kudos & hits I got though. thank you so much everyone.

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