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MySisterIsLonley Chat

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: Good morning <3

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~Coven of Insanity~

LeTitGo: SHE MESSAGED ME “GOOD MORNING” WHAT DO I DO?

StormyShips: Block her

StormyShips: What do you think? Answer her you dingus!

LeTitGo: She sent two hearts when we were talking last night, and now she sent me a third

StormyShips: Hearts don’t mean much. Just ask the cryptid

MeisterOfChaos&BS: gfu <3

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Or your girlfriend. Either or ;)

StormyShips: Wait, Darcy, what just fell out of your window?

MeisterOfChaos&BS: A bird. It flew into my window, passed out, and now it's probably flying away without a concussion

StormyShips: Poor bird. But ICY MESSAGE UR GF!

LeTitGo: Pretending it was a bird and moving on, but what do I message?

StormyShips: First, you push down the G key. Then the O. And then respond with “good morning” like any non-disaster person would UWU

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MySisterIsLonley Chat

LeTitGo: Good morning

LeTitGo: <3

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: Hi! Did u sleep well?

LeTitGo: I slept decently, and you?

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: Good! Eheh look, I was wondering if u’d like to go on another date sometime. If not that’s okay so yeah do u want to go on another date?

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~Coven of Insanity~

LeTitGo: She wants to go on another date!!!

MeisterOfChaos&BS: SAY YES FOR FUCK’S SAKE!

LeTitGo: Well she planned the last date. That means I have to plan this one, therefore, I don’t know what I’m doing

StormyShips: When do you know what you’re doing? ;)

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Do you know what I’m thinking? >:)

LeTitGo: NO DARCY

StormyShips: FUCK YES DARCY!

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BLICY

StormyShips: ICY AND BLOOM ARE PLANNING ANOTHER DATE AND MY SISTER DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO DO SHIT!

MusicGremlin<3: I’VE BEEN SUMMONED

LeTitGo: I will skin you and use your hide to beat the shit out of your corpse

StormyShips: Jokes on you I won’t feel shit cause I’d be DED

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: …

BiSunMoonGurl: Wait Musa! Do you know where the lesbian is?

DarkGay: “The lesbian” is on her way back to the apartment XD

PanWithLiquid: Wait girlie! Where were you last night???

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MeisterOfChaos&BS

DarkGay: Fuck

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Stormy almost caught you sneaking out of the window by the way

DarkGay: Look, I tried my best to be quiet

MeisterOfChaos&BS: What’s your alibi for where you were?

DarkGay: … maybe…

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Maybe…?

DarkGay: Okay so, last night was shit, and I honestly valued how you were willing to ditch the concert. It was nice and I do value being with you a lot. Emotionally. Your sister already knows so… And I know what we have won’t crash and burn like, you know, that

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Trust me, that’s the last thing I’d let happen

DarkGay: So…

DarkGay: (Dear god Sappho help me)

DarkGay: Will you…

DarkGay: Shit, will you be my girlfriend?

MeisterOfChaos&BS: And you call Bloom a disaster. But, truthfully, fuck yes <3

DarkGay: And I’m sorry it took this long

MeisterOfChaos&BS: I told you that I wanted you to take your time navigating all of this, and I’m glad that you did. Vulnerability is shit sometimes and I understand that much

DarkGay: That means a lot. Also that you were willing to stick around for a while

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Anytime

DarkGay: So… I’m gonna tell the others if that’s okay?

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Of course it is. Go right ahead <3

DarkGay: <3

MeisterOfChaos&BS: <3

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BLICY

DarkGay: I WAS WITH MY GIRLFRIEND <3 ^^

TecSane: I fucking knew it

FloristMomFriend: Tecna!

StormyShips: @MeisterOfChaos&BS why is your face in a pillow?

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Shut up…

MusicGremlin<3: Bloom! This isn’t over!

PanWithLiquid: WHO?

TecSane: Iorda was the one who was about to kill Stella for adding us to a chat with Icy, Stormy, and Darcy. She was also the one who defended the lack-of-a-soul allegations (most likely to be true at that) against Darcy. Thirdly, Darcy was the one who told Iorda to wait at the bus stop last night

LeTitGo: Also the two of them were at our apartment last night

StormyShips: What about the bird-OHHH BITCH YOU YEETED YOURSELF OUT THE WINDOW?

DarkGay: That I did >:)

BiSunMoonGurl: BUT CONGRATS GIRLIE! BOTH OF YOU! ;3

FloristMomFriend: Darcy?

LeTitGo: Give them a second. They’re still trying to recover, which is a shocker considering how much shit they give me for supposedly being a disaster…

DarkGay: From me calling them my girlfriend?

MeisterOfChaos&BS: In a good way yes (<3). And yes, Flora?

MusicGremlin<3: Shovel talk let's go!

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: Oh this will be bad for u

FloristMomFriend: Hurt her and you die

StormyShips: Considering how emotionally aware Darcy is I doubt they’re even capable of that. Like, bitch is closed off 90% of the time so they know how to handle that shit lol

MeisterOfChaos&BS: gfu to Stormy, I won’t hurt her yada yada to Flora, SO ICY WANNA PLAN THE DATE WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND?

LeTitGo: I can do so without your help

MusicGremlin<3: Doubt it :p

TecSane: Musa, for once can we not provoke people?

DarkGay: You think he’d actually say yes?

PanWithLiquid: I mean, it is worth a try

MusicGremlin<3: Here’s a new song I wrote, guys! UWU

StormyShips: UWU

PanWithLiquid: UWU

StormyShips: UWU

BiSunMoonGurl: Ara ara~

MeisterOfChaos&BS: STORMY JUST CHOKED ON THEIR WATER!

MusicGremlin<3: MY SONG!

PanWithLiquid: We shall sing the song of our people, ara ara senpai~

StormyShips: So baka UWU

BiSunMoonGurl: PIZZA PASTA PUT IT IN A BOX!

LeTitGo: Someone sedate these brain rotted fucks

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: I’M TRYING

DarkGay: If either of you continue I swear you’ll be dead tomorrow

LeTitGo: One thing we agree on

PanWithLiquid: PIZZA PASTA PUT IT ON MY COCK!

FloristMom: AISHA TREISTE WEITE!

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Your last name is wet of all things? Really?

PanWithLiquid: It’s spelled differently shut ur mouth

MeisterOfChaos&BS: I’m fucking Zenothian I think I know how to pronounce joined vowels

TecSane: Isn’t your middle name 90% vowels?

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Eaairkee, yes

BiSunMoonGurl: How do you even pronounce that?!

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Yay-er-cee

LeTitGo: Please keep talking Darcy

DarkGay: Great job. You ruined the peace

StormyShips: TORTELLINI ON MY WEENIE!

FloristMomFriend: Fuck this

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: Nooo mom friend don’t give into the evil of vulgar language!

BiSunMoonGurl: PEPPERONI ON THE WAAAAAAALLLLSS

PanWithLiquid: smth smth BALLS

StormyShips: It's insulting to the rest of us that you don’t know the full song

LeTitGo: You’re insulting everyone else here with the choices the three of you have made in life

MusicGremlin<3: Can I share my song now =0~0=

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: Please share it so we can get rid of the sin in our heads…

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: *song sry

TecSane: The mistake was better adept and more accurate to the situation.

MusicGremlin<3: Icy is a fucking disaster! (guitar solo) duh-nuh-huh-yeah. And then it just repeats in an endless loop until you and Bloomie get ur shit together! >:)

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: MUSA!

LeTitGo: MUSA FOR FUCK’S SAKE!

MusicGremlin<3: BLOOM!

DefinetlyNotAnArsonist: MUSA!

StormyShips: DONKEY! >:)

MeisterOfChaos&BS: Kill me