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Hazbin Hotel "A messy au"

Chapter 18: Oneshots

Summary:

I made these for fuuun. Also, leave me questions guys. A Q& A can't happen if there aren't questions~ Oh well. Until then. I'll just leave other stories here. Soem of these parts are canon. But i'll le tyou guys decide which parts are canon~.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

1. Costume game:

Lute: I love you, Adam....But you're not mine...

[Adam falls to his knees, crying.]

Adam: Luteeee! Let's play a different costume gameeeee! This one huuuurts!

Lute: Alright.

2. Tv, a doll and a Moth.

Vox: Sooo. How' it goin', Velvette?

Velvette: Mine own aft'rlife is v'ry well. What about thee and thy moth boyfriend?

Vox: Oh it's going well. Im still the top.

Velvette: The top?

Vox: It's nothing much. Means that i wear the pants in this relationship.

Valentino: OYE!

3. Carmilla meets Zestial.

Clara: Wow! Hell's so weird and red! A weird green eyed demon!

Carmilla: [She pulls Clara behind her.] Where?! [She notices Zestial.] Oh...

Clara: Look! Lute! [She rushes and hugs Lute.] Heya!

[Carmilla walks to Zestial]

Carmilla: Hello demon.

Zestial: The fuck is you supposed to be?

Carmilla: Excuse me? You're speaking to the head seraphim!

Zestial: Your "SeRaPhIm" status here doesn't matter.

Carmilla: And you're a pathetic ugly demon!

Zestial: You're a bright eyesore bitch!

Carmilla: And YOU'RE a sloppy, dumbass spider!

[With each sentence, both of them get closer to each other. And they suddenly kiss. And everyone's jaws drop to the floor]

Zeezi: Ho-ly Shit! [She snaps a photo of it.]

Clara: Wow!

Odette: Mom? And a demon guy?...Not that bad...Could have been worse.

4. Singing in the shower.

Lute: Of course i sing in the shower. Who wouldn't?

Tom: I don't.

Lute: Well doesn't matter.

Vaggie: I sing too!

Lute: Really?

Vaggie: Yeah!

Adam: I don't wanna tell.

Lute: Come on sweetie, tell it. Come oonnnn!

Adam: Fine...I sing in the shower too.

Katie: I don't. Cus singing is cringe.

[Tom replays the clip of them singing "loser baby" together]

Katie: Touché gas mask...

Angel Dust: Yes and no. My simple answer.

Vox: I don't. Shower.

Adam: What the fuck?

Vox: Im a TV. I'll get elecrocuted. And i'll die, and you guys would have to wait about 30 minutes for me to pull myself back together.

Vaggie: He got a point tho.

Lute: Yeaaahhh...Okay. That wraps everything up.

5. How is Husk doing?

Husk: [He's crying in the room Carmilla gave to him.] My kitties! My kittens! I want my babies back!

Clara: It's okay...Hey. Here.

[Clara pulls out a baby kitten out of nowhere. And this causes Husk to gasp and hug the kitten]

Husk: Come to dad. [He hugs the cat more] I'll take care of you.

Clara: Aww. That's sweet.

6. Crystals.

Katie: Heya. Do you wanna do some crystal meth?

Tom: The fuck?

Katie: I asked, do you wanna do some simple math?

Tom: Okay?

Notes:

Cringeee chapteeerrrr. Baaahhh. Whatever. I'll post this nevertheless.