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2025-06-09
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guys idk what to doooooo pls leave comments

Summary:

y'all help i wanna write one shots put i can't publish anything i deem as unworthy. i might just make this into a sloppy fanfic idea breeding ground. add ideas or take some

oaky i am adding my ass stories and taking ur ideas and making simple storylines.
if you want to use one of these as a guide/storyline, please just give me credit in like the notes or sm. or click the this is a remix box. other than that u can take all of these ideas for yourself🤑

Chapter 1

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okayyy so I've just been slowly adding to each of mt stories but i wanna start new ones but i know ill just take forever with them just like all my other fics so i kinda wanna make this as a place to post shitty one-shots or ideas for a fic so i can sratch that itch and be able to make it into a better story later. you guys can comment any ideas if you have some i might write it if i like it or like the characters.
my culit shall be called the condiments and everyone is a different sauce. i am awesome sauce (duh) but if u wanna join just make up a sauce name like rainbow sauce or sm idk.

also characters i like and will write stories for if they are included
Emz (#1 always)
nita
penny
piper
melodie
bibi
edgar
colette
jae-yong
buster
bea
meeple
willow
lola
shade
tara
kaze
mico
any other characters will be considered. if u wanna leave a fic idea i will write a chapter for u so u can use this as a forever draft 😛

Chapter 2: Tara x Kaze

Notes:

saw an edit of these two to good luck babe and omg I NEED to write this

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

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Tara stares from afar as her one serves sushi to customers inside Kenjis shop. she saw the way she smiled at the customers, all cheery and excited to serve. Tara was sure Kaze would have loved to help around her shop, selling knick-nacks to every soul who crossed the doorway. She also saw the way Kaze looked at her husband. the way she smiled. it was unfamiliar. unlike the smile given to customers, this one had a certain sadness stuck to it. almost like it was fake, like she was thinking of someone else as her lips touched his. An tara knew who she was thinking of. it was the girl she left those ten or so years ago, the girl she told herself she never loved. it was times like this Tara wished she couldn't see everything. not because she didn't want to see the woman who's stayed in her mind, but because she didn't want to see her tear stained face without being able to comfort her, knowing full well she was the root of Kazes tears. the only thing tara could do was attempt to help her move on, even if she couldn't.

Notes:

ik this was ass sorry not sorry
but yeah this is basically what ill post on here; my asshat ideas that have to been revised at all. i dont blame u if u don't want to read any of these stories cus their ALL ASS AHAHAHHAHA NO GOOD WRITING FOR U EHEHEHHEE

Chapter 3: meeple x 8 bit

Summary:

when meeple cam out i thought this would be a fire pairing but no ones shipped them yet. soooooo

Notes:

just some jarbles about this ship. nothing too much.

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the ship name is called cheatcodes because meeple is a cheater and 8 bit hacks the game/codes it so he can control his actions/have a conscious

they both cheat at games

meeple is skilled at board games while 8 bit is cracked at videogamesv

they will hack the game just to let the other win (meeple skews the rules in 8 bits favor, much to the displeasure of everyone else, and 8 bit hacks the game to put meeple in first place, once again to the discontent of the other players.

meeple will ramble. a LOT. and 8 bit just listens to them in silence, admiring their voice

8 bit writes love letters and sends them to meeple since he can't talk.

may add more later I'm lazyyyy

Chapter 4: Melodies minions (and Jamal the third)

Summary:

Jamal is a fan of Melodie. Melodies minions are not a fan of him.

Notes:

For Shawn ‘diddy’ Combs
I wrote this on my roof. It’s nice

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

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Melodie was skipping through Starr park as usual, greeting each of her friends and waving hello to her fans. However, a certain man stood out in particular. He was tall and large, but not any taller than her. Definitely wider though. As she made her way towards the crowd he was with, he suddenly jumps out and into her path, forcing her to stop.

“Oh!! Hi there! If you could excuse me, I need to get around to all my melodians. So, ehem, if you could, move that would be great!”

”heh…” he utters, tilting his fedora down

”sorry, but I can’t let you go. It’s against the rules to be so kawaii…” he grins, leaving Melodie with a new found sense of disgust. 

“um. Ew.” She frowns, her nearby fans noticing the uncomfortable situation. Jamal, however, believes he’s pure rizz and proceeds to put his grimey hands on her wrists

melodie can only utter out a simple “get. Him.” Before her fans pull out their weapons to start fighting. As the crowd grows, Melodie washes the Cheeto dust off her hands and returns to the scene to see Jamal as a garbled mess of guts and blood, reportedly being shot a total of 355 times. Melodie goes online tosee the hashtag ‘#deserved’ going viral, accompanied by the clip of Jamal gripping her wrists, filmed by her friend Emz.

Notes:

Valid reaction.

Off topic but I made apple crisp in class and it was sooo good🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

Chapter 5: Testing images

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Kitty meowwwwI’m testing out images in case I wanna put some art in my stories or something else

Chapter 6: IM SORRYYYYYYYYYY

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guys pls read

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man have i been neglecting ao3

I'm sorry guys I've just been gone every weekend and I've had to share this laptop with my brother because of idek and this was my first week off from summer school so ive been sleeping a jack ton and i also downloaded discord hoping to play brawl with someone but then i discovered a brawlstars rp server so ive been doing that and i completely forgotten about ao3💔 doesn't help that the last i posted was this and a vent fic on a diff account (Don't ask me for it i am embarrassed) soooooo

 

IM SORRY

I just get distracted. a lot. but i do plan on writing more and posting a new chapter to my fangster fic if u read that

anyways bye I promise this wasn't on purpose

Chapter 7: fangster idea trust

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yo bro we should go to the swamp of love cus we were just at haunted haven" says fang

haha okay" buster nods

they get on the ride as a joke cus fang said it would be like so funny as a joke amiright

it gets dark in za tunnel

fart kisses butter and then they makeup haha as bros yes

tunnel ends and they just did allat as a joke cus it was so funny

oh no fang is wondering about it was it really a joke?????

 

if i develop this further (i will) should i make a chapter with busters pov (perchance)