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    Draco looked miserably at the low ceilings and stone walls of what were apparently going to be his living quarters at Hogwarts. The rooms were minuscule. He made one last effort. “I understand that living in the castle is a tradition here, but professors at Beauxbatons—”

    Granger glared at him, arms crossed and hip cocked. In her sensible heels, she was exactly his height, yet they did not see eye to eye. “Let me guess, Professor Malfoy: you skied down to the campus every morning from your mansion above the clouds? And a dozen elf-made croissants awaited you in an office the size of a ballroom?”

    “Oh, you’ve been, then?”

    “This is your suite. Happy housewarming. Goodbye.” She whirled away, heels clicking on the stone floor.

    Draco was left grumbling to no one, a state he found himself in after nearly every interaction with the Director of Hogwarts.

    In which Draco Malfoy obtains his dream job at Hogwarts, and Hermione Granger obtains a Problem.

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