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1. How To Bang An X-Man by Laughing_Screaming

   Fandoms: X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men (Movieverse), X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M, Gen
   • Complete Work

   14 Mar 2020

   Tags

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   • Ororo Munroe/Kurt Wagner
   • Jean Grey/Scott Summers
   • Jubilation Lee/Pietro Maximoff
   • Raven/Azazel(mentioned)
   • Hank McCoy/Raven | Mystique
   • Erik Lehnsherr/Charles Xavier(mentioned)
   • Kurt Wagner
   • Ororo Munroe
   • Jean Grey
   • Scott Summers
   • Jubilation Lee
   • Pietro Maximoff
   • Hank McCoy
   • Raven | Mystique
   • Charles Xavier
   • Erik Lehnsherr
   • Sitcom
   • Romance
   • Slow Burn
   • also fast burn?
   • Jubilee is an X-Man (fight me)
   • corny teen sex comedy
   • Dialogue Heavy
   • first fic (sorry)
   • gratuitous 80's stuff
   • Underage Drinking
   • Hanging Out
   • Eventual Sex
   • Eventual Romance
   • Eventual Smut
   • Kurt/Ororo heavy
   • all couples get some attention
   • mostly lighthearted
   • Occasional angst
   • Established Relationship
   • Hook-Up
   • Crushes
   • Romantic Comedy
   • dadneto
   • Raven is Kurt's mom
   • Swearing
   • talking 'bout dicks

   Summary

   On a boring Friday night at the mansion, X-Women Jean, Jubilee, and Ororo try to answer the eternal question: What's a girl got to do to get laid around here?

   Set about two years after Apocalypse, this story follows the X-Men through the adventures of love, sex, dating, Drive-Ins, hangovers, robots, Sex Ed, saving all mutant-kind, and maybe cooking a pizza. Focuses primarily on Ororo/Kurt, but all couples get their time in the spotlight, and there's also a lot of platonic palling around among the X-Men. A variety of eventual romance/sex/smut will ensue.

   Series

   • Part 2 of Mutant School Confidential

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   242,589

   Chapters:

   41/41

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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