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Some information about the Au!

- The Trix were only truly antagonistic to the Winx in their first year, and were forcibly taken out of Lightrock Monastery and put under Lord Darkar's control. By S3 they have stopped trying to take the dragon fire (and Valtor did most of the fighting against the winx himself, or he created clones of them using some of their residue dark magic). Once they were free, they joined as alumnae of Cloud Tower (but still help out in the pranks of the annual ball)

-The Winx have been alumnae for a year, this is their second year. They sometimes teach other subjects based on their own personal strengths but they have at least one combined class once a week. 

- Roxy is the same age as Bloom but is a first year at the time of this fic as she only joins in the new school year (as by the time the Wizards of the black circle were defeated, it was about halfway through the year and Roxy would have too much to catch up with). 

- The pumpkin situation with Mirta still occured, although she has somewhat forgiven the Trix for that, she still is slightly scared by Icy. And yes she is in her Third year since she needed extra time adapting to fairy magic.

- Bloom, on mulitple occasions has shown the other winx earth stuff, although Tecna already knew because of Bloom's old phone she took and analyzed. Musa learnt about it through her becuase they are roommates. 

- Princess Krystal is a second year instead of a first year, she is only a year younger than the rest of the winx. She joined later because she was focusing on her princess training. She and Flora have met a few times, earlier on being because of Helia but later on because of Flora's guardian fairy duties clashing with some of Krystal's duties + sometimes Krystal asks Flora for some assistance on spells

- Tons of fake dating goes on between the Winx and specialists since there are still some planets which have more traditional mindsets and would start riots if their relationships were revealed. 

- Selina is a second year in Cloud Tower, she lives with eldora during the holidays but visits Roxy thanks to Bloom.

I think thats it for now I'll update this if theres any other info i forgot

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Time: 2:55 am

Bloom has created a chat

Bloom added 5 people to the chat

Bloom: Hi Winx, so I was thinking about it and realised that because sometimes we get so busy during the holidays we don’t get time to hang out n stuff.

Bloom: So, I created this chat for us to talk to each other :D

Tecna: ... Why Bloom.

Bloom: Huh? Wdym Tec

Musa: So I see we have a group chat now…

Tecna: Fuck. Musa don’t you even dare.

Musa: Too late~

Musa changed Tecna’s username to Annoying ass roommate

Annoying ass roommate: Musa don’t make me change yours

Musa: :P

Annoying ass roommate: Ok, if you get into trouble, don’t blame me. You asked for it.

Annoying ass roommate changed their username to I know everything

I know everything changed Musa’s username to WLW fan

WLW Fan: Noice.

Bloom: I-

Aisha: What the fuck is going on. It’s 3am and I need sleep guys. My phone hasn’t stopped vibrating for the past few minutes.

WLW Fan: You shouldn’t have come online my friend.

I know everything: Please don’t-

WLW Fan changed Aisha’s username to Insomniac 

Insomniac: wow. I’m going back to sleep.

I know everything: Nice we killed Aisha

Bloom: Is that supposed to be a good or bad thing

WLW Fan: idk depends on her reaction tmr LMAO

I know everything: Ok one last thing b4 we actually try to sleep cuz I don’t feel like having Aisha trying to murder us tmr.

I know everything changed the chat name to Just a normal chat.

Chat: Just a normal chat

Time: 6 am

Flora: Um hello? What is this?

Flora: …… 

Flora: Am I the only one online right now?

Flora: And what were you guys doing at 3am?

Time: 9 am

WLW Fan: Oh lmao sorry Flora. Didn’t realise you woke up so early

Flora: Uhm, I do that everyday?

I know everything: Musa what the fuck have you been doing these past 3 years? Have you been living under a rock or something?

WLW Fan: I don’t know. Maybe cuz I’ve been living-

I know everything: Don’t you dare finish that sentence. Otherwise I’m pulling the trigger.

Stella: What trigger?

WLW Fan: Aw

Stella: And you guys really need to stop texting on school days. Wasn’t this chat for chatting during the holidays?

WLW Fan: Couldn’t care less :P

Bloom: I really am regretting my idea now

WLW Fan changed Bloom’s username to Regrets

WLW Fan changed Flora’s username to Early Bird

WLW Fan changed Stella’s username to Fashion Fiasco

Fashion Fiasco: Wow Musa, thanks a lot for the username

WLW Fan: No problem, ; ) 

Insomniac: Flora, how much fucking sleep do you even get

I know everything: Aisha, how much sleep did you even get last night.

Insomniac: 6 hours, but like I feel so tired I don’t want to get out of bed.

Early Bird: I mean, I usually get around maybe 9 or maybe 10 hours.

Insomniac: How the FUCK do you get so much

Early Bird: I sleep early?

Regrets: The bigger question is how do you even finish all your work before then?

Early Bird: I guess I just focus on it and not think about anything else?

Fashion Fiasco: Anyway, Aisha. Do you want me to come over to your room to give you some advice on how to sleep well at night?

WLW Fan: Oh really Stella? Are you sure?

Fashion Fiasco: What the fuck Musa?

WLW Fan: Stop denying it. I can and WILL send some…… interesting pictures of you.

I know everything: Musa stop. Let her be.

WLW Fan: Fine…. 

Regrets: I don’t feel like knowing what you have in ur possession Musa.

I know everything: You definitely don’t want to. It’s… scarring to say the least.

Early Bird: I’m sorry, what just happened?

WLW Fan: Your too pure Flo. And you shall not know anything that just went down.

WLW Fan changed Early Bird’s username to Innocence 

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Chapter 2: Couple exposed

Chat: Just a normal chat

Time: 8pm

WLW Fan: I’ve always been curious about this, but @Insomniac , I noticed that recently u aren’t feeling as down as before even though… you know.

Insomniac: What’s wrong with that?

WLW Fan: It's just that all of a sudden u became much more cheerful. Not like gradually but like just out of the blue

I know everything: Musa, don’t tell me you’re thinking about that…

Regrets: ???

WLW Fan: You’ll understand later :P

Insomniac: I don’t get what u are talking about.

I know everything: u won’t until Musa pulls the trigger

Fashion Fiasco: What’s happening? I think everyone is confused except u two.

Fashion Fiasco: Why don’t we talk about something else that everyone understands?

WLW Fan: Oh shut up Stella u bi disaster, u know what we are talking about

Regrets: Wait Stella ur bi????

Fashion Fiasco: Musa wha- WTS how am I bi???

Fashion Fiasco: B don’t listen to her, please

I know everything: How do you even know what bi is?

Fashion Fiasco: dON'T ASK

WLW Fan: Spill it. Now.

Fashion Fiasco: MUSA STFU IT'S NOTHING K?

WLW Fan: Oh really?

I know everything: Don’t yet Musa. U know who doesn’t get it yet.

Regrets: Who?

I know everything: Oh nth nth.

Innocence: Hey um, what’s happening right now? Sorry I was finishing up today’s homework so I wasn’t paying attention to my phone

Innocence: Although I could hear my phone constantly buzzing…

Regrets: Tbh Flo Idk. I’m v confused abt what those 4 r talking about

WLW Fan: Yeah u wouldn’t understand until I send some stuff

WLW Fan: (if someone would ever let me)

I know everything: You do know that I can read that message?

WLW Fan: Exactly the point of it :D

I know everything: Why are you even my roommate again?

WLW Fan: Idk. Maybe cuz u know?

I know everything: Fuck off.

Insomniac: Did Tecna just swear?

WLW Fan: She does that a lot with me

WLW Fan: : )

Regrets: So you guys aren’t going to explain…? 

I know everything: nonononono, we’ll explain… when the time comes

Innocence: Which is when?

WLW Fan: Sooner or later I hope.

As Aisha read that message, she sighed in relief. Thank goodness Musa and Tecna stopped pressing her and Stella for answers. Who knew Musa knew about their relationship? Their only hope now was for them to drop the subject and eventually no one would remember; hopefully.

A few days later…

Chat: Just a normal chat

Time: 11pm

Fashion Fiasco: Hey Winx~

WLW Fan: Stella u ok?

Fashion Fiasco: Of course I’m fine.

Insomniac: No she’s not, she’s drunk.

Regrets: 1) How did Stella get drunk? 2) Why the hell are you guys up so late again?

WLW Fan: Hey, at least it’s better than 3am right?

Regrets: I give up, I’m going back to sleep.

I know everything: Lmao Bloom.

I know everything: Anyway, Aisha, how do you know Stella is drunk? 

Insomniac: I’m in her room? Why? 

I know everything: Oh just curious, you’d usually wouldn’t care if Stella was drunk right?

Insomniac: …

Fashion Fiasco: Aisha~ come back

WLW Fan: What the fuck is happening.

Insomniac: It’s nowiqoehuwasybfdhjkniehuibj

I know everything: What the fuck just happened.

Insomniac: Stella stole my phone when I was typing.

Fashion Fiasco: Aisha come back! 

Insomniac: Shit, @I know everything @WLW Fan help?

WLW Fan: :P  I think I might as well send smth rn

WLW Fan send 1 attachment

Insomniac: What the fuck.

I know everything: Ok, just spill Aisha. We know ur dating her

Insomniac: Who the heck is “her” ???

WLW Fan: Bruh, you should know, she’s ur fucking gf

Insomniac: STFU

Fashion Fiasco sent 1 attachment

Insomniac: …

Insomniac: Shit.

Insomniac left the chat

WLW Fan added Insomniac to the chat

WLW Fan: Nope.

I know everything: oooo when was this taken?

Insomniac: STELLAAAAAA I THOUGHT WE AGREED NOT TO SEND THOSEEEE

WLW Fan: She’s drunk, I don’t think she remembers lmao

I know everything: … Musa did you spike her drink?

WLW Fan: The fuck???? 

I know everything: lmao jkjk

Insomniac: I think she somehow had a bottle of alcohol in her room.

Insomniac: Somehow

WLW Fan: Yo, Flo’s going to be so pissed tmr. 

Insomniac: Well, I’m not going to help her out for sure.

Chat: Just a normal chat

Time: 7 am 

Innocence: …

Innocence: Stella, why did you have alcohol in your room?

WLW Fan: tbh idk, she never said anything else last night. Maybe ask Aisha?

WLW Fan: @Insomniac

Innocence: Should I go to her room to check up on her?

WLW Fan: I think she’s with Stella but better not, give them some privacy.

Innocence: ???

WLW Fan: … did you not read the chat?

Innocence: I just skipped through all the messages, I think I only saw smth abt Stella having Alcohol…?

WLW Fan: Oh… a brilliant idea just popped into my head. @I know everything please save me if some people come to murder me.

Innocence: What are you planning?

WLW Fan: :)))))))

Chat: Trouble Magnets

Time: 7:10 am

Sonic Scream: Yo

Anger Issues: What the fuck is it now

Sonic Scream: I have smth to show y’all

Sonic Scream sent 1 attachment

Sonic Scream: There, my job is done

Technology Geek: … I now understand why you tagged me in the other chat.

Mother Nature: Will they even be fine with you sending that?

Sonic Scream: Hey, cm’n Stella sent that too so you can’t blame me :P

Sunny-side-up: Fyvk u

Mother Nature: Um, are you alright Stella?

Mr Flirt-a-lot: Wait, so you weren’t joking then?

Sunny-side-up: wgy woksd i eb jofdin?

Sunny-side-up: This is Aisha, I’m pretty sure she’s having a hang over n also she’s not rlly awake so yeah.

Sunny-side-up: She said “why would I be joking?”

Anger Issues: Wait a fucking min.

Anger Issues: How do you have her phone

Technology Geek: You haven’t realised yet? Dang ur rlly a hard head

Technology Geek changed Anger Issue’s name to Hardhead

Technology Geek: I think this fits better

Sonic Scream: LMAOOOO TEC I CANT IM WHEEQIDUSBCJKNAJIDHSUFH

Technology Geek: Dw, i’ll make sure she doesnt die

Mr Flirt-a-lot: So, Aisha n Stella slept together last night? Does that mean you guys… you know?

Sunny-side-up: …… 

Technology Geek: Something tells me that you guys did.

Great Dragon: Oh god what has happened.

Technology Geek: Ic ur online now

Technology Geek: In short, Aisha n Stella r now dating

Great Dragon: Oh! Congratulations then!

Sonic Scream: Bloom-

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Chat: Just a normal chat

Time: 12am

Fashion Fiasco: MUSA ISTG SHUT THE FUCK UP ITS ALREADY FUCKING MIDNIGHT

WLW Fan: WITH A TASTE OF YOUR LIPS IM ON A RIDEEEEEEE

I know everything: Stella, what do you think it feels like sitting right next to her

Fashion Fiasco: How the hell are your ears still alive

Insomniac: I’m not going to get any sleep am I?

I know everything: Well until Musa is no longer high

Insomniac: How long will that take…?

I know everything: hours at the most, AKA until morning

Fashion Fiasco: well fuck

I know everything: Another one coming in…

Fashion Fiasco: ???

I know everything: 3

I know everything: 2

I know everything: 1

WLW Fan: EVERYTIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING

Fashion Fiasco: How the fuck are Bloom and Flora asleep

Insomniac: I actually don’t know, they probably are deep sleepers.

I know everything: I don’t think Flora is lmao

I know everything: Pretty sure she has some sort of weird ass reaction system when she’s asleep.

Fashion Fiasco: What happened

Insomniac: Oh lmao that.

Insomniac: Once, I think she was taking a nap cuz like she was up the whole night testing smth out on one of her plants so she didn’t have enough sleep.

Insomniac: And she had been in her room for like… an hour and a half?

I know everything: So me n Aisha both went in to check on her but like the moment we got close she fucking flung a pillow in a face n told us to go away

Fashion Fiasco: Wow, I’d never think I’d see the day where Flora throws something at us and it’s not when we are joking around.

WLW Fan: IT’S IRRESISTABLEEEEEE

I know everything: Fuck I forgot she was still on her sugar high

Fashion Fiasco: What the fuck did she consume earlier

Insomniac: Can’t you ask her to shut up?

I know everything: Do you want me to get hit on the head by her fucking guitar?

Insomniac: WHY THE FUCK DOES SHE HAVE HER GUITAR OUT

I know everything: I don’t fucking know, she’s on a fucking sugar high what am I supposed to do

I know everything: Also, I think she must have snacked on too many sweets earlier when we were doing Wizgiz’s work lmao

Insomniac: Can we ban Musa from eating too many?

I know everything: My friend, she can get a sugar high from just 3 sweets

Fashion Fiasco: I-

Insomniac: That’s just fucking nice to know

I know everything: Let’s try to get some sleep at least

I know everything: TRY

Fashion Fiasco: Oh am I so glad that tmr is Saturday 

Fashion Fiasco: @Innocence @Regrets, all you guys need to know is that we aren’t waking up early tmr

Fashion Fiasco: DON'T come bugging us 

I know everything: Yeah, gl sleeping 

Insomniac: Say that to urself

I know everything: Wait one more thing

I know everything changed WLW Fan’s username to Ibuki Mioda

I know everything: My job here is done.

I know everything, Fashion Fiasco and Insomniac have gone offline

Chat: Just a normal chat

Time: 7:30 am

Regrets is online

Regrets: @I know everything IS THAT A DANGAN FUCKING RONPA REFERENCE I SEE

Regrets: Also, Musa, u ok?

Regrets: 

Regrets: Is anyone else online?

Innocence: Hi?

Innocence: Um… we both are in the same room, wouldn’t it be easier to talk face to face?

Regrets: Oh right lmao

Regrets and Innocence has gone offline

Chat: Just a normal chat?

Time: 10 am

I know everything has come online

I know everything: @Regrets y e s

Regrets: FUCK YEAH BITCHES FINALLY SOMEONE WHO KNOWS THE FUCKING FANDOM

Innocence: I… I have never seen Bloom swear so much in a single sentence

I know everything: lmao poor Flora

Innocence: Oh right! Tecna, is Musa alright? I was backreading earlier and saw what happened.

I know everything: Yeah, she’s just passed out. But it took her like 3 more hours of a sugar high before she passed out.

Regrets: Wait. To commemorate this, I need to do smth that has been bugging me forever

I know everything: ????

Regrets has changed Insomniac’s username to Aoi Asahina

Regrets has changed Fashion Fiasco’s username to Junko Enoshima

Regrets has changed I know everything’s username to Chihiro Fujisaki

Regrets: Done :D

Chihiro Fujisaki: 

Chihiro Fujisaki: Sorry I’m a tad confused

Regrets: Well would you want Miu and her sexual jokes?

Chihiro Fujisaki: I- I take that back

Regrets: I mean, both of you guys are computer geniuses and tbh I thought u were a guy on our first day lmao.

Chihiro Fujisaki: Wait but why is Stel Junko

Regrets: IM SORRY K? BOTH OF THEM LOVE FASHION

Regrets: BUT NOTHING AND I MEAN IT N O T H I N G WILL DO WITH JUNKO AND FUCKING DESPAIR YA HEAR ME?

Chihiro Fujisaki: Jeez Bloom, also why didn’t you change urs or Flo’s?

Regrets: There’s no one that fits mine ;-;

Chihiro Fujisaki: Then Flo?

Regrets: 3 options

Regrets: Gonta, Kirumi and Mahiru

Regrets: Yeah sure Gonta n Flo r both innocent kids but FLORA IS A FUCKING TWIG COMPARED TO GONTA

Regrets: No offence Flo

Innocence: Um… what do you mean by that?

Chihiro Fujisaki: OML

Regrets: Easy, Timmy in his first year.

Innocence: Um… ok?

Chihiro Fujisaki: U know, I feel that Timmy would actually be better for Chi. Both of em have like the same colour hair n r twigs lol

Regrets: Then who’d u be 

Chihiro Fujisaki: Chiaki :))

Chihiro Fujisaki changed their username to Chiaki Nanami

Chiaki Nanami: Anywayyyyy continue on for your explanation for both Kirumi and Mahiru

Regrets: Ok, even though both of them are like the mums of their respective groups. Kirumi (even though her damn backstory is fake but idc) was the “prime minister” and also her personality b4 her execution just doesn’t fit Flo.

Regrets: And then like Mahiru has this whole “hatred for men” thing (not as much as Tenko tho). And also high chance she’s at least les

Chiaki Nanami: Ic where ur going with this. Makes sense

Innocence: Umm, am I supposed to take that as a compliment?

Chiaki Nanami: Yeah sure

Ibuki Mioda: What’s up 

Regrets: Oh hi Musa ur awake

Ibuki Mioda: Yo

Ibuki Mioda: Tec- words cannot state how much I fucking hate you right now

Regrets: g a s p Musa knows Danganronpa??????

Chiaki Nanami: :))))))))))))))))))))

Ibuki Mioda: bitch

Regrets: Wait lemme create a new chat so we don’t confuse them

Chiaki Nanami: Shld we change our usernames back

Regrets: Nahhhhhhhh

Bloom has created a new chat

Bloom has added Musa and Tecna

Bloom change the chat name to Danganronpa Weebs

Bloom changed Tecna’s username to Chiaki Nanami

Bloom changed Musa’s username to Ibuki Mioda

Bloom: :D

Chiaki Nanami: We srsly need to find a name for Bloom

Ibuki Mioda: Wait lemme try smth

Ibuki Mioda changed Bloom’s username to Celestia Ludenberg

Ibuki Mioda: I’m sorry that was the best thing I could think of.

Chiaki Nanami: Makes sense tho, here execution was literally based on mythology n it involved fire.

Chiaki Nanami: And both of u guys r Sagis

Celestia Ludenberg: burn the witches

Ibuki Mioda: lmao

Ibuki Mioda: Tho Bloom, ya did take a “gamble” with Valtor back in 3rd year.

Celestia Ludenberg: this username is making more and more sense now I love it

Chat: Just a normal chat 

Time: 10:15 am

Regrets changed their username to Celestia Ludenberg

Celestia Ludenberg: burn the witches

Celestia Ludenberg: also, we now need one for Flora 

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Chat: Trouble Magnets

Time: 3pm

Sonic Scream: Something’s fishy and I can tell

Sunny-side-up: Musa I swear this better not be like that time where you exposed me and Aisha

Sonic Scream: You technically started it by getting drunk in the first place :)))))))))

Sunny-side-up: Shut the fuck up

Technology Geek: I’ll just get the ball rolling. @Prince Charming @Mr Flirts-a-lot anything to say before Musa goes off?

Technology Geek: Wait one more thing

Technology Geek changed Techno-nerd’s username to Chihiro

Sonic Scream: No last name?

Technology Geek: Eh, I figured it’s easier

Prince Charming: That aside, why did you tag me and Brandon again?

Sonic Scream: Fucking admit it already, 

Sunny-side-up: This is just going to be like the time where you kept on annoying and threatening me n Aisha right?

Sonic Scream: What do u think lmao

Prince Charming: There’s nothing going on between us???

Technology Geek: Sky, Brandon, you can’t escape the truth. Admit it before Musa spams the chat with her fucking blackmail

Mr Flirts-a-lot: WHY THE FUCK DOES MUSA HAVE BLACKMAIL

Sonic Scream: Wanna test me?

Surfs up: omfg Musa 

Sonic Scream: Nishishishi~

Great Dragon is online

Great Dragon: NOT THE KOKICHI LAUGH MUSA P L E A S E 

Technology Geek: LMAOOOO BLOOM 

Great Dragon: I can sense the fucking laughs now GDI Musa

Sonic Scream: :P

Great Dragon: Anyway, since I’m online imma help :)

Prince Charming: … Should I be scared of that smiley?

Sunny-side-up: If you aren’t going to say shit then yeah

Chihiro is online

Chihiro: … 

Chihiro: Dang it Tecna

Technology Geek: Lmao im sorryyyyyy the talk about Danganronpa the other day made me realise that ur a better fit :P

Sonic Scream: okokokok back to the issue here. Sky, Brandon, own up.

Prince Charming: OWN UP ABOUT WHAT

Mr Flirts-a-lot: Yeah, what are you guys talking about?

Sunny-side-up: Ok, then what’s your relationship with each other?

Prince Charming: We’re just bros

Mr Flirts-a-lot: Yup! Bros4lyfe

Great Dragon: My bullshit sensors are going off

Great Dragon: Sky please stop lying

Great Dragon: I don’t want another name swap bullshit again please.

Sunny-side-up: Yeah… you guys could have at least told like someone else to save ur sorry asses

Sonic Scream: Damnnnnnn Bloom and Stella going hard on both of u lmao

Prince Charming: Shut up Musa

Sonic Scream: :P

Hardhead: Ngl but Musa is right, there’s something up with both of you guys. I don’ trust ur fucking “bro hangouts”

Prince Charming: … so everyone is against us rn?

Surfs up: Yeah except Flora and Helia lmao

Chihiro: Do they even know anything about this?

Sonic Scream: Probably not lmao

Chihiro: So, Sky and Brandon, if you guys claim that there’s nothing up with your relationship status, then maybe explain the multiple times that I’ve seen you two hanging out together in Magix.

Mr Flirts-a-lot: No one else wanted to go 

Hardhead: YOU’VE NEVER ASKED ME ONCE?

Prince Charming: Riven. You have goddamn anger issues, we are not going to try and get ourselves kicked out of every single restaurant we go to

Sonic Scream: LMAOOOOOO RIVEN

Chihiro: I understand Riven but I don’t ever recall you asking me?

Great Dragon: Like why not invite me and Stella?

Technology Geek: So then it becomes a double date?

Sunny-side-up: hauesgyfhdjhuih tECNA IM DATING AISHA FFS

Technology Geek: LMAOO I MEANT LIKE B4 Y’ALL STARTED DATING

Sunny-side-up: FUCK YOU

Hardhead: Ok, anyway, deny it one more time and I’ll send some blackmail Musa sent to me a while back.

Prince Charming: mUSA HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE ACCESS TO UR GODDAMN BLACKMAIL

Sonic Scream: Oh only Tecna, but I sometimes give some people a bit just cuz why not :)))))))

Sonic Scream: Ok, I’m really tired of waiting for either of you to confess so I’m just going to send smth rn.

Sonic Scream sent 2 attachments

Prince Charming: Brandon? Ur dating someone?

Mr Flirts-a-lot: sKY? YOUR DATING SOMEONE?

Hardhead: For someone with the fucking username “hardhead” I think the two of them deserve it more.

Technology Geek: Nahhh they r just denying it

Hardhead: True, true. You got a point there.

Prince Charming: WE AREN’T DENYING ANYTHING

Surfs up: Oh really? If you weren’t why did you say “we” huh?

Prince Charming: … 

Great Dragon: Sky…

Prince Charming: Fuck.

Prince Charming has gone offline

Great Dragon: Get back u mf @Prince Charming

Prince Charming has come online

Prince Charming: Fuck you Bloom.

Sunny-side-up: Nice, we got one to confess that they weren’t denying it.

Sunny-side-up: So Brandon, what do you have to say about it?

Chihiro: Also, what the fuck were you guys doing like a month back? I mean like you guys said you were just going to spar but why the fuck did I hear moaning from your room.

Sonic Scream: WUEGRYSFIBHKJDIWHEUIAJKHU W H A T

Great Dragon: OH MY GOD

Hardhead: You guys were fucking giving each other bjs or something

Prince Charming: RIVEN WHAT THE FUCK

Technology Geek: After Stella and Aisha’s incident a while back, I’m not surprised if people start fucking each other lmao

Sonic Scream: As if you don’t do that too lmao [Message Deleted]

Prince Charming: …What the fuck

Sonic Scream: Oh nothing! Nothing important in that message anyways :D

Technology Geek: lies

Sonic Scream: Huh? Sorry I thought I heard something but I guess it was just the wind again~

Technology Geek: bitch

Prince Charming: Hey Brandon

Mr Flirts-a-lot: Yeah

Prince Charming: If I’m going down then you are going down with me

Mr Flirts-a-lot: What.

Great Dragon: Oh?

Hardhead: Is it what I think it is

Mr Flirts-a-lot: WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING SKY? STEL? SOMEONE?

Sonic Scream: AHAHAHA IM LAUGHING THIS IS TOO FUNNY

Mr Flirts-a-lot: MUSA SHUT THE FUCK UP

Sunny-side-up: This is way worse than the one with me and Aisha lmao

Surfs up: lol have fun dying both of you

Chihiro: Well… Sky, do you want to say anything?

Prince Charming: ofc lmao

Prince Charming: (Brandon p l e a s e don’t come after me for this) 

Mr Flirts-a-lot: What?

Prince charming has sent one attachment

Mr Flirts-a-lot: sKY

Sonic Scream: OMG SKY AHAHAHA

Chihiro: DEAR GREAT DRAGON THIS IS HILARIOUS

Technology Geek: IOAHDUSH DAMN SKY

Great Dragon: SKY ILYSM PLATONICALLY 

Surfs up: SKY HOW DO YOU SEND A BETTER PICUTRE THAN WHAT A DRUNK STELLA SENT LMAOOO

Sunny-side-up: SHUT THE FUCK UP AISHA

Prince Charming: Should we get Flora and Helia online?

Great Dragon: pLEASE DONT TRY FLORA.

Sonic Scream: wait why

Great Dragon: PLEASE IM GOING TO BE SCREWED IF SHE GETS DISTURBED

Surfs up: WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE DOING

Great Dragon: I DON’T KNOW WHO GAVE HER THE DUMB IDEA BUT SHES BUSY WORKING ON SOME STUPID ASS PROJECT AND I REALLY DONT FEEL LIKE DISTRACTING HER AND CAUSING SHIT TO HAPPEN

Great Dragon: YOU KNOW HOW SHE CAN LITERALLY PULL ALL NIGHTERS FOR THESE 

Technology Geek: Oh yeah

Great Dragon: Thank goodness her phone is muted like… almost all the time

Hardhead: How about Helia?

Chihiro: I think he’s out rn 

Hardhead: Damn

Hardhead: So, Sky, wanna explain

Prince Charming: So…

Chat: Trouble Magnets

Time: 7 pm

Mother Nature and Poet Guy have come online

Mother Nature: D-did I miss out something again?

Sonic Scream: Another couple lmao

Sonic Scream: Also, what the hell were you doing earlier? 

Mother Nature: Oh.

Mother Nature: One of my old friends joked around about something and uh wanted me to try it out so I did?

Great Dragon: Flora. Please stop doing that. I'm terrified of what you can do and I’m not staying in someone else’s room.

Poet Guy: Lol Flo

Mother Nature: Shut up… 

Chat: Limphean Gang

Time: 7:05 pm

The only sane one: @Troublemaker please stop asking me to make random plants

Troublemaker: I WAS JOKING DAMMIT FLORA

The only sane one: what.

Robin Hood: HAHAHAHAH FLORA I- U ACTUALLY DID IT???

The only sane one: Y-yeah? Was I not supposed to?

Troublemaker: OMG FLORA ISTG I WAS JOKING PLEASE DONT DO IT AGAIN

Mystery Man: Yeah please, Bloom was terrified of calling you for crying out loud

The only sane one: Sorry, I get too focused sometimes…

Robin Hood: You mean all the time lmao

Mystery Man: Lol

The only sane one: Both of you stop itttttt

Troublemaker: lmao should I make it worse

The only sane one: No.

The only sane one: Also Helia please stop attacking me in the main chat too

Mystery Man: Lmao

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Daily scheduled content of dumbassery (And Happy belated bday Flora)

Chat: Just a normal chat?

Time: 10am

Celestia Ludenberg: Yo

Innocence: I still don’t get your names

Ibuki Mioda: Lmao

Junko Enoshima: dw Flo, I also don’t know shit about what the hell is happening

Innocence: Ok…

Chiaki Nanami: You’ll understand it once we introduce you guys to everything

Celestia Ludenberg: Do you think Flo can take it lmao

Innocence: What?

Ibuki Mioda: There’s tons of gore so yeah

Innocence: Oh ok

Aoi Asahina: I love how Flora’s reaction to the mention of gore is just “oh ok”

Aoi Asahina: Anyway, what are you gonna do for ur bday Flo. It’s like in what… 5 days?

Innocence: Huh?

Junko Enoshima: Flo please don’t tell me you’ve forgotten again-

Innocence: Ohhh nothing much I guess

Celestia Ludenberg: WHATTTT FLORA.

Innocence: What?

Innocence: I’m not really a party person so yeah… I’d rather just hang out with friends

Chiaki Nanami: So you entirely don’t have a plan for the whole day?

Innocence: Yes and no?

Ibuki Mioda: Wtf 

Aoi Asahina: I… am highly confused 

Innocence: A-as in I don’t know what to do but knowing Helia he’d find a way to surprise me

Innocence: Well not really because most of the time I can already guess what he would do

Junko Enoshima: ???

Innocence: Helia is just going to drag me out of the room with some reason that’s going to get me panicking

Celestia Ludenberg: And how do you keep falling for it even though he’s probably done it multiple times?

Innocence: Uhhhh well I constantly forget about it and it’s always in the morning where I uh…don’t really pay attention much to the context.

Innocence: So that’s how I kinda always fall for it

Chiaki Nanami: Flora-

Ibuki Mioda: Girl please

Ibuki Mioda: You are too gullible sometimes 

Aoi Asahina: Lmao but I agree

Innocence: Hey!

Celestia Ludenberg: Flora, you scared me the other day when you were working on that stupid project of yours because you mistunderstood ur friend

Innocence: Oops?

Innocence: But back to the topic of what I’m doing for my bday, I’d usually hang out with Helia n my Limphean friends

Innocence: And that’s all we usually do because I’m not really the party type

Junko Enoshima: So it doubles as a date?

Innocence: What

Chiaki Nanami: … Flora 

Innocence: Nooooo it’s not a date

Innocence: It’s more like a “friend hangout”

Ibuki Mioda: Whatever u say lmao

~~~

Chat: Just a normal chat?

Time: 5pm

Celestia Ludenberg: Hey internet, how do I find out if I have a crush on someone?

Ibuki Mioda: Bloom?

Chiaki Nanami: What.

Celestia Ludenberg: WAIT SHIT FUCK FUCK FCUK-

Celestia Ludenberg has deleted 1 message

Ibuki Mioda: Bloom…

Celestia Ludenberg: I WAS ASKING FOR A FRIEND DAMMIT

Chiaki Nanami: Whatever u say

Bloom has created a chat

Bloom has added Flora, Stella and Sky

Bloom has named the chat How do I gay

Bloom: H e l p

Sky: What is it

Bloom: Read the chat name

Stella: Ok…?

Stella: So the message you deleted wasn’t actually for a friend?

Bloom: Y e s

Flora: Do you mind telling us who your crush is?

Bloom: Uhhhh sure but like don’t tell anyone (especially our local blackmailers Musa and Tecna) and also don’t freak out

Bloom: Uhhh

Bloom: ITMAYORMAYNOTBEICYAKAMYAPPARENTRIVALAKATHEPERSONWHOHASTRIEDTOKILLMEBEFORE

Sky: oH

Stella: I can see why you created this chat now

Flora: Well I don’t really know much but maybe you could confront her once you have assured that it is actually a crush?

Flora: Then maybe you guys could begin to hang out as friends and you can just watch her actions and stuff to see if she actually likes you back

Bloom: How the hell am I supposed to know that

Stella: If she: 

Stella: Flirts with you, buys you gifts, treats you, purposely sneaks out to meet you, possibly stops trying to kill you / do bad things

Stella: Then those are probably signs of her attraction to you.

Bloom: OK thanks Stella

Sky: Just one more thing,

Bloom: Yeah?

Sky: If you guys do date, tell her she better take good care of you otherwise I’m coming for her and will make sure she gets it

Bloom: lmao Sky

Sky: HEy firstly you are the princess of Domino? Secondly you are like ONE OF THE MOST POWERFUL FAIRIES IN THE MAGIC DIMENSION, IF YOU WERE ATTACKED THAT’D PROBABLY BE REALLY BAD???

Bloom: True, you got a point there 

Stella: Sky is being overprotective I can’t-

Flora: Stella, are you alright because uh… I can kinda hear you from my room?

Chat: Just a normal chat?

Time: 5:30 pm

Ibuki Mioda has come online!

Ibuki Mioda: STELLA SHUT THE FUCK UP

Chiaki Nanami: Stella, you ok over there?

Junko Enoshima: EAWEDFI IM SORRY I JUST READ SOMETHING FUNNY FROM BRANDON I CAN’T SOTP WHEEZING

Aoi Asahina: I-

Aoi Asahina: Wtf did he send now

Junko Enoshima: Fucking pick up lines he used on Sky before, gimme a min

Junko Enoshima: “Are you a thief because I think you stole my heart”

Ibuki Mioda: WUHEISDBFGJ THAT’S TERRIBLE I CANT

Chiaki Nanami: And there she goes losing it again

Innocence: W-will Musa be alright?

Chiaki Nanami: Yes and no

Junko Enoshima: Another one “Do you have a map? Because I think I am lost in your beautiful eyes,”

Ibuki Mioda: AOEHUFSDIBJ THAT’S EVEN BETTER OMG BRANDON IS AMAZING ASK HIM TO SEND ME ALL THE GOOD STUFF

Chiaki Nanami: No, don’t do it Stella

Aoi Asahina: I agree with Tec, for the sake of Musa, I think we better not

Junko Enoshima: Well majority rules in this situation so yeah I won’t send sorry Musa

Chat: How do I gay

TIme: 6pm

Bloom: I saw what you did in the chat

Bloom: Really smooth Stella, REALLY smooth

Stella: Go the fuck away Bloom I hate you

Sky: Lmao

Sky: Anyway need help contacting Icy or smth?

Bloom: ahahahaha fuck I didn’t even think of that

Bloom: Maybe I’ll ju- 

Sky: Bloom?

Bloom: FLORA WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING @Flora 

Flora has come online!

Flora: I was just using my powers to try and help

Flora: Sorry I made you panic!

Bloom: What.

Flora: I thought maybe I could help find Icy with my magic so you don’t need to hope that you guys cross paths

Bloom: oH thanks 

Flora: Yeah but I’m still trying so yeah, give me a while and I should be able to locate her.

Sky: Cool

Stella: Operation get Bloom a date is a go!

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Chat: Trouble Magnets

Hardhead: So, because I really don’t want to become Musa’s next target for shipping, I’m just gonna like reveal my relationship status

Mr Flirts-a-lot: Oh?

Prince Charming: Who is ittttt

Hardhead: uhhhh this is going to be hard to explain… 

Sunny-side-up: Is it Helia?

Hardhead: IHOUEIGRBKDJ STELLA WTF

Sunny-side-up: You two hang out a ton so I just made an assumption /shruggie

Prince Charming: Lmao

Hardhead: @Poet Guy

Poet Guy has come online!

Poet Guy: Wait why did I get pinged

Hardhead: Backread a bit

Poet Guy: I’m dating Flora??????

Sunny-side-up: Oh wait sorry I thought maybe everyone in the Winx was single 

Prince Charming: Lmao

Hardhead: Ok look, I can add them but I would want everyone to be online first so,

Hardhead: @Everyone

Hardhead: @Everyone

Hardhead: @Everyone

Hardhead: @Everyone

Hardhead: @Everyone

Hardhead: @Everyone

Hardhead: @Everyone

Multiple users have come online!

Sonic Scream: Wtf Riven

Hardhead: Hey look ur the one who is even making me do this

Sonic Scream: TF DID I DO??

Hardhead: 1 word.

Hardhead: Blackmail.

Sonic Scream: O h

Sonic Scream: Lmao Riven

Hardhead: You at least know who it is right?

Sonic Scream: Yeah go ahead. You can add em I don’t mind :)))))))

Hardhead: K, the rest of you guys better not kill me

Hardhead has added one user to Trouble Magnets

Hypnosis: Wtf Riven

Hypnosis: Why am I in this chat out of all things

Hardhead: LOOK BABE I DIDNT WANT TO GET TARGETED BY MUSA NEXT FOR HER BLACKMAIL

Hypnosis: Dear god why am I subjected to this again?

Sonic Scream: I dont know… (am I allowed to say ur name?)

Hypnosis: Yeah sure just cover ur ears lmao

Prince Charming: Wtf is happening i'm so confused 

Hypnosis: I mean tbf this is all of a sudden because someone didn’t tell me that he was going to tell the rest we were dating

Great Dragon: Wait

Great Dragon: Wait

Great Dragon: Wait a fucking minute here

Hypnosis: Hm?

Great Dragon: Why. The fuck. Is. ur. Username. “Hypnosis”

Hypnosis: Got an issue?

Sonic Scream: Bloom-

Great Dragon: Musa. 

Sunny-side-up: What’s happening?

Technology Geek: I kind of get it because Musa won’t shut up about everyone here

Sonic Scream: HUWGEYSDBHJ DTECNA STOP EXPOSING ME

Technology Geek: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Great Dragon: The thing is, the fucking word “Hypnosis” just remind me of Darcy for what ever fucking reason

Surfs Up: OMFG

Hypnosis: and I thought people couldn’t get any dumber than Stormy.

Hardhead: Wow thanks for the low blow

Prince Charming: … holy fuck.

Hypnosis: What?

Sunny-side-up:

Great Dragon: who is the one screaming so loudly

Surfs Up: BABE ILY BUT PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Hardhead: How has Flora not come online?

Great Dragon: She’s not back apparently, idk where she went

Sonic Scream: That aside-

Sunny-side-up: UEIGYDSHBJHU RIVEN. OUT OF ALL PEOPLE???

Technology Geek: Stella?

Sunny-side-up: IM LAUGHNIG SO MUCH NOW AT HOW RIVEN GOT A GIRL AND IT’S DARCY

Hypnosis: Tbh idk too

Hardhead: COME ON WHY DOES EVERYONE DO THIS TO ME

Sonic Scream: *Almost everyone

Hardhead: Go away.

Hypnosis: May I ask who is excluded from this “almost everyone”

Sonic Scream: Flora and Helia

Poet Guy: Tbh I’m pretty chill with you guys dating, just please don’t do anything stupid.

Hypnosis: Ok I’m not at all surprised now

Private chat between Bloom and Darcy

Bloom: Hey Darcy

Darcy: What.

Bloom: Do you have Icy’s number

Darcy: Why tf do you need it?

Darcy: … do you like my sister?

Bloom: uhhhhh

Bloom: maybe…

Darcy: … ok but you better not harm her in any way

Bloom: yeah yeah i won’t dw.

Private chat between Icy and Bloom

Bloom: Hey

Icy: Tf you want pixie bithc

Bloom: I don’t wanna fight you rn im srsly not in the mood, especially with a certain person trying to expose every couple in existence

Bloom: Anyway THAT ASIDE

Bloom: D-do you wanna hang out with me in Magix tmr?

Icy: … you do realise that people are going to find that extremely suspicious right?

Bloom: Disguises?

Icy: You have a point there for someone as stupid as a pixie head

Bloom: Hey!

Icy: … ok I’m sorry about that

Bloom: It’s alright, so tmr 1pm? 

Icy: k

Chat: Witch Bitches

Icy: I need outfit ideas

Darcy: Why?

Icy: I’m going out with redhead

Stormy: And you need a disguise because you hanging out with her would attract a lot of attention

Icy: yes.

Darcy: I’ll come and help. After I deal with whatever is happening in the chat with Riven and the others.

Chat: Just a normal chat?

Junko Enoshima: FLORA WHERE TF ARE YOU. @Innocence

Chiaki Nanami: Yeah I’m slightly concerned seeing how she hasn’t come back since morning 

Innocence has come online!

Innocence: I was tagged?

Celestia Ludenberg: FLORA WHERE TF ARE YOU

Innocence: I’m on the way back!

Junko Enoshima: Omfg Flora it’s almost curfew what were you doing the whole day

Innocence: I was hanging out with some of my old friends since they were in Magix today sorry!

Junko Enoshima: Dear god, Flora can you tell us b4 that Istg someone is going to end up panicking because you forgot to tell us

Innocence: Sorry about that!

Stella has created a chat

Stella has added 4 users

Stella: The reason why I have created a chat for idk what reason is because I’m getting sus af of Flora

Musa: Lmao, cuz she’s like hanging out with someone else right?

Stella: YEAHH BUT ITS LIKE RLLY NOT HER TO DO THAT

Riven: I could ask Helia but he probably knows what is up too

Musa: Sooo you added us into this chat becasue you know I can get info easily

Stella: Yeah how do you anyway?

Musa: Oh it’s just obvious af

Stella: fuck you.

Musa: I Hope Aisha does that to you~

Stella has gone offline!

Musa: ioHUWSFJD I DIDNT MEAN TO KILL YOU STEL

Tecna: omfg Musa wh y

Chat: Just a normal chat?

Aisha: So can someone fucking explain why Stella is currently very red in the face

Musa: uhhhh I might have said smth to her in PMs 

Aisha: fucking tell me now

Musa: PMs

Private Chat between Musa and Aisha

Musa: I said that I hoped you fucked her

Aisha: why do I even bother asking you nowadays?

Chat: Unnamed Chat

Tecna: Fucking smooth Musa

Musa: Shut. up.

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Chat: How do I gay

Bloom: WIOHASUIJ FUCK I DONT KNOW WHAT TO WEAR

Flora: Maybe something casual?

Sky: The better question is whether you are going in a disguise

Bloom: Ofc. If people fucking saw me on a date with someone else then I’m fucked.

Stella: Lmao almost all of us would be fucked if they saw us 

Flora: Almost all?

Stella: You, Timmy, Helia, Musa and Tecna prob wouldn’t cause so much of a ruckus if you guys were dating someone else

Flora: Ah I see.

Stella: Just use ur fucking earth outfits, no one is going to judge and no one will realise it’s you.

Bloom: Kk thx you guys wish me luck

Sky: go ahead just dont get urself into trouble or killed

Bloom: I won’t, most is probably fire damage

Flora: That probably is not desirable either but if its in self-defence i guess it’s alright

Timeskip

Chat: Just a normal chat?

Ibuki Mioda: Yo where’s Bloom?

Innocence: ?

Ibuki Mioda: Aren’t you guys roommates?

Innocence: Um im out on a date with Helia rn

Ibuki Mioda: THEN WHY TF ARE YOU ONLINE

Innocence: My phone isn’t muted right now since we are waiting for others to tell us they have arrived. So I heard the notification.

Ibuki Mioda: so no clues at all?

Innocence: Yeah sorry about that Musa!

Ibuki Mioda: OIWAHUDSJHUO DONT BE SORRY ITS ALRIGHT IM JSTU CURIOUS OVER SOMETHGIN

Innocence: Over what?

Ibuki Mioda: Oh just Bloom’s location given her single status :)

Innocence: Oh ok

Chiaki Nanami: Flora you aren’t going to question it?

Innocence: Well I want to respect her privacy! And getting information isn’t really my forte

Chiaki Nanami: cant you use ur nature powers to just eavesdrop?

Innocence: That’s like… an abuse of my powers right?

Chiaki Nanami: oh yeah srry about that

Innocence: It’s alright!

Chiaki Nanami has changed Innocence’s username to Lawful Good

Ibuki Mioda: OIWHUAIREDFSGJB PLEASE TEC

Chiaki Nanami: I had to.

Lawful Good: Is this supposed to be another “reference” of sorts that I don’t get?

Ibuki Mioda: yes, but it's in a good way

Lawful Good: Oh my other friends are here, I have to go now! See both of you later! 

Chiaki Nanami: See you later Flo!

Lawful Good has gone offline

Ibuki Mioda: it’s just the two of us again

Chiaki Nanami: I’m right next to you get tf off your phone

Ibuki Mioda: says the one who is the technology fairy

Ibuki Mioda has gone offline

Chiaki Nanami has gone offline

Chat: How do I gay

Bloom: IM SO FUCKING SCARED THAT IM GOING TO SCRWE UP

Stella: Bloom, it’s fine no one is going to die or get hurt or leave heart broken.

Bloom: STELLA THIS IS JSTU A HANGOUT IM NOT GOING TO ASK HER OTU SO SOONWERGIUFSJZDKHN

Stella: Woah woah woah calm down b4 you have a panic attack in the middle of nowhere.

Bloom: ALRIGHT IM CALMING DOWN. I DON’T SEE HER YET I NEED EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TO BE ABLE TO GO THROUGH WITH THIS.

Stella: You can do it, Bloom I believe in you and so does Flora and Sky

Bloom: Speaking of the two of them, where are they?

Stella: I read the chat, Flo is w/ Helia rn on a date w/ friends .

Stella: Sky idk, prob doing who knows what

Bloom: Being gay. 

Bloom: That’s the answer

Stella: IOWEHUDSIFJBFHSIBJ

Chat: Just a normal chat?

Ibuki Mioda: why am i hearing hysterical laughter again?

Chiaki Nanami: @Junko Enoshima

Junko Enoshima has come online!

Junko Enoshima: why tf are you guys pinging me again.

Chiaki Nanami: because you are always the first suspect when it comes to hysterical laughter after Musa.

Junko Enoshima: oh fuck off 

Ibuki Mioda: I jsut read that in an accent idk why he l p me.

Bloom fiddled with her fingers as she waited outside White Horse for Icy. She used magic to change her hair colour to a reddish-brown, now donning a red jacket with a white crop top underneath, paired with a pair of black ripped jeans.

“Over here,” She looked up from her phone to see Icy waving to her… or who she assumed to be icy. All she knew was that the witch had let the ends of her hair be dyed blue. But her outfit was a whole other story. Icy was wearing black pants with a white sleeveless top, a navy jacket around her waist. She tapped her foot impatiently, great dragon those demonias looked good on her.

“Look at that, we’re both matching,” Bloom smiled as she pointed out their shirts and pants being the same colour. “Shut up,” the witch embarrassingly looked away.

It felt somewhat weird eating and chatting with her old nemesis. But people change over time right? Bloom could hear the nagging voice telling her it wasn’t a great idea but she had to go through - it was what her heart longed for.

“Are you done with your little fairytale or something?” Icy’s voice snapped her out of her thoughts. “Yeah sorry about that, it just feels… weird after everything that was come between us,” the redhead apologized.

“Let’s forget about whatever happened in the past four years. You all call it ‘starting anew’ am I right?” the conversation went back and forth between them for quite a while before Bloom realised the time - they’d been there for a good hour and a half, just chatting over… a few cups of tea?

“You know, it was fun chatting with you, we should do this again soon,” 

“As if,” The witch snarked in return, but Bloom knew deep down that she wanted to do it again as much as she herself did.

Chat: Just a normal chat?

Celestia Ludenberg has come online!

Celestia Ludenberg: what’s up bitches /lh /j

Ibuki Mioda: ah yes jsut when we needed you

Lawful Good: You guys still aren’t going to let me off of that aren’t you?

Aoi Asahina: doubt so

Celestia Ludenberg: Wtf happened

Ibuki Mioda: so you know Princess Krystal right?

Celestia Ludenberg: ofc, we’ve seen each other when the planets have conferences

Ibuki Mioda: What would you think her and Flora’s friendship would be like

Celestia Ludenberg: I thought Flora mentioned that they weren’t on good terms?

Lawful Good: I didn’t!

Chiaki Nanami: you did at the start of last year before the entire incident with the wizards and explosion.

Junko Enoshima: Yeah no offence you looked pretty upset when you saw her in the group of new students.

Chiaki Nanami: you, quote on quote, said this “I hope I’m not going to be teaching princess Krystal. As much as i respect her, she’s just a bit too much,”

Lawful Good: I don’t even remember saying that though?

Chat: Limphean Gang

The only sane one: Guys

Mystery Man: yeah?

Robin Hood: this is new, Flora starting the convo?

The only sane one: Especially you @Troublemaker 

Troublemaker has come online!

Troublemaker: FLORA WHAT DO YOU NEED FROM ME HURRY UP I HAVE THAT DAMN TEST TMR

The only sane one: Did i ever say “I hope I’m not going to be teaching princess Krystal. As much as i respect her, she’s just a bit too much,” at any point in time?

Troublemaker: BITCH YOU LITERALLY SAID YOU WERE GOING TO SAY THAT RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME /lh

Robin Hood: OIWHDUF FLORA DO YOU NOT REMEMBER PRACTICING SAYING THAT WITHOUT CRINGING?

The only sane one: I don’t????? 

Mystery Man: istg it was that explosion during the course wasn’t it?

Troublemaker: How were you somehow the one who got caught in it?

The only sane one: Bad luck?

Mystery Man: You said that the last time round after you got burnt by a dragon.

Troublemaker: I’d love to stay for the conversation but i need to study for the fuckign test tmr

The only sane one: It’s not that bad right?

Troublemaker has gone offline!

The only sane one: Oh, nevermind then.

Chat: Just a normal chat?

Lawful Good: I still don’t remember why I said that or when I said that or how I managed to say that

Ibuki Mioda; jeaiohdsufj i think everyone was pretty shocked lmao

Celestia Ludenberg: alright so what about those two

Lawful Good: Look! It was a double date since her boyfriend was in Magix for the day, and because Krystal and Helia are childhood friends I can’t just deny the offer! Afterall, it would be quite rude to decline it… 

Chiaki Nanami: Flora is def living up to her username lol

Chat: Limphean Gang

The only sane one: I cannot believe what I just had to type.

Robin Hood: lol what was it

The only sane one: Look! It was a double date since her boyfriend was in Magix for the day, and because Krystal and Helia are childhood friends I can’t just deny the offer! Afterall, it would be quite rude to decline it…

Mystery Man: Great dragon Flora.

Chat: How do I gay?

Bloom: Yes while Musa and Tecna are occupied by Flora, the hangout was successful :)

Bloom: And I’m going to ask her if we can go on another one

Stella: Taking it slow?

Bloom: Look idk if she likes me the same way at all, I’m not going to try to rush it in the first meet

Sky: That’s a p good idea imo, 

Stella: Any evidence?

Sky: Flora and Helia.

Flora: Am i now the topic of two conversations?

Stella: yes.

Sky: ALSO I WAS NOT WITH BRANDON EARLIER I WAS TRAINIGN FFS

Timeskip

Chat: Limphean Gang

Troublemaker has come online!

Troublemaker: OHUABFDSIUH PLS ITS TOO LATE TO BE READING THAT BUT DAMN

Chapter Text

Chat: Just a normal chat?

Lawful Good: Hey just checking, what time do all the classes end today?

Ibuki Mioda: I think we all have a shared one as our last class

Chiaki Nanami: Shared one? Do you mean the one we *tried* to do last year

Aoi Asahina: ^and resulted in an explosion that knocked Flora out?

Ibuki Mioda: Yeah? But we aren’t going to do that, we only do that at the start of the year lmao.

Lawful Good: Thanks bitch!

Chiaki Nanami: TF????

Aoi Asahina: FLORA WHAT THE FUCK

Lawful Good: *bitch

Lawful Good: *bitch

Lawful Good has gone offline!

Ibuki Mioda: IJOHUSAID FLO COME BACK @Lawful Good

Celestia Ludenberg has come online!

Celestia Ludenberg: Guys why does Flora look like she’s having an existential crisis.

Celestia Ludenberg has sent an attachment

Ibuki Mioda: Just scroll up to the past few messages

Celestia Ludenberg: Alright?

Celestia Ludenberg: 

Celestia Ludenberg: WAJESIHD IM BEYOND WORDS HO W 

Lawful Good has come online!

Lawful Good: I’m so sorry! I don’t know why everytime I try typing someone’s name it just corrects itself!

Lawful Good: And I am pretty sure this wasn’t happening yesterday…

Ibuki Mioda: Nonononono it’s alright this is just so hilarious now /lh

Chiaki Nanami: Flora did someone create typing shortcuts for you

Lawful Good:

Lawful Good: Ohhhhh, I know what happened now!

Lawful Good: Thanks… bitch

Lawful Good has gone offline!

Aoi Asahina: And there she goes

Chiaki Nanami: IOHWUIAS I HAVE THIS FEELING SHE TRIED USING TEC BUT WHOEVER ADDED THOSE SHORTCUTS PROBABLY THOUGHT OF EVERY SINGLE NICKNAME POSSIBLE

Celestia Ludenberg: Someone needs to change it for her before she loses it by tmr 

Celestia Ludenberg: Also how tf did you type faster than me wts

Chiaki Nanami: I code random things in my free time ofc my fingers are fast

Ibuki Mioda: And maybe i should do that to Stella while she’s asleep

Aoi Asahina: Fucking fight me Musa.

Private chat between Flora and Helia

Flora: Hey

Helia: Hey Flo, what do you need?

Flora: I need to test something

Helia: Go ahead

Flora: bitch

Helia: Flora????

Flora: So she even changed your name too huh…

Helia: You mean Ms-troublemaker

Flora: Yes. And I need help removing them.

Helia: She prob hid some but I’ll just tell you how to remove them before you try to chat with others and it corrects lol

Flora: !!!!!

Helia: Did you just resort to typing exclamation marks because you didn’t want my name to get corrected?

Flora: Yes.

Helia: lol 

Chat: How do I gay

Bloom: Hello again

Sky: Hi

Stella: Bloom we have half an hour to class nows not the time to be thinking about your gayness

Bloom: sHUSH

Bloom: Also ironic since it’s coming from the person who takes the longest LMFAO

Stella: FIGHT ME IN THE COURTYARD IF YOU DARE

Sky: Do I need to call Flora?

Bloom: It’ll make it worse for her

Sky: Why?

Stella: Someone added a bunch of typing shortcuts for her without her realisign (cuz tbf your dense Flo)

Sky: Mhm…

Bloom: It changes everyone’s name to bitch. And she can’t correct it.

Sky: oh 

Flora has come online!

Flora: I asked Helia for help so everything should be good now :D

Bloom: try it with the others’, I want to see :)

Stella: wait wait wait do it in the Winx chat lmao

Bloom: ACTAULLY CAN WE WAIT FOR BREAK BEFORE WE TRY BEFORE ANYONE OF US BECOME UNABLE TO GET TO CLASS BECAUSE OF AN UNACCOUNTED SHORTCUT

Sky: Lmao

Stella: Sky stfu 

Timeskip

Chat: Just a normal chat?

Ibuki Mioda: for the first time i’m somehow exhausted af

Junko Enoshima: maybe because you wouldn’t stop laughing this morning

Aoi Asahina: Why are you guys fucking texting we are all at the same table

Chiaki Nanami: Flora has gone somewhere… probably the library or the dorm.

Junko Enoshima: Damnn i was hoping we could test whether all the shortcuts are gone.

Ibuki Mioda: oh she got it fixed?

Celestia Ludenberg: yeah she asked Helia for help.

Lawful Good has come online!

Lawful Good: Hey Winx! - Mirta

Celestia Ludenberg: aihuadfo MIRTA

Junko Enoshima: Hello darling~

Ibuki Mioda: when did you start saying darling 

Ibuki Mioda: with the tilde no less

Junko Enoshima: fuck off.

Lawful Good: Flora’s talking to princess Krystal right now, she didn’t say why but she let me chat with you guys :)

Chiaki Nanami: she’s still living up to her name and role in the group lol

Celestia Ludenberg: At this point, she can jstu be all of our adoptive mother.

Lawful Good: She’s the oldest out of all of you right?

Junko Enoshima:

Junko Enoshima has gone offline!

Ibuki Mioda: IOHUWIREDFSBK J IM CRYIGN SO HARD

Aoi Asahina: Stella literally just faceplanted into the table

Lawful Good:

Lawful Good: O h yeah she was held back a year wasn’t she?

Chiaki Nanami: you could say so.

Lawful Good: So second oldest sorry about that Stella!

Celestia Ludenberg: Stella’s uh, misery aside, do you know what Flo’s doin’?

Lawful Good: uhhh idk I think she’s just chattin with Krystal, didn’t say why or how

Lawful Good: (and I thought she mentioned they weren’t on good terms…)

Ibuki Mioda: nononono that’s alright all of us thought so too until the other day lmao.

Junko Enoshima has come online!

Ibuki Mioda: Have you recovered from your shock yet lmao

Junko Enoshima: I’m pretty sure Aisha already mentioned it but we are sittign RIGHT across each other on the SAME table

Ibuki Mioda :) :P

Celestia Ludenberg: Guys, as probably the next most mature can we not punch each other or anything outside the dorm

Chiaki Nanami: lmao 

Lawful Good: Hello I’m back, did Mirta say anything about me?

Aoi Asahina: nothing aside from not grasping how you are so close with princess Krystal

Lawful Good: We aren’t *that* close, we mainly know each other through Helia,

Ibuki Mioda: anyway, you managed to get all the shortcuts removed?

Lawful Good: Should be

Celestia Ludenberg: Are you going to test it out?

Lawful Good: I made sure that all of those types of shortcuts were removed :D

Lawful Good: Fuck!

Lawful Good: 

Lawful Good: Why…

Ibuki Mioda; iHORUWIGAEBFHJK AHAHAHEHFD FLORA

Aoi Asahina: STELLA WHAT THE FUCK

Lawful Good: What happened?

Celestia Ludenberg: STELLA CHOKDD ON HER TEA AND ACCIDENTALLY SPAT IT OUTAT AUSHA

Chiaki Nanami: Guys Ms Griselda is going to look our way soon tf-

Junko Enoshima: IM SORRY I JUST DIDNT THINK WE’D FIND ANOTHER SHORTCUT SO SOON

Celestia Ludenberg: This is why I said we do it during lunch

Aoi Asahina: Anyway what were you trying to say Flora

Lawful Good: I was trying to say “I’m glad!” but I’ve removed it now alongside a bunch of other shortcuts that I overlooked from the first time round

Ibuki Mioda: that’s great to know

Chiaki Nanami: Aisha how are you still typing your phone was hit with tea

Celestia Ludenberg: Look I’d love to literally continue this topic but we have classes in like 15 minutes we need to prepare.

Aoi Asahina: I’m the fairy of waves I can manipulate water and other liquids what do you fucking think

Ibuki Mioda: f uck 

Chiaki Nanami: Rip Musa

Ibuki Mioda: SHUT UP

Timeskip

Chat: Limphean Gang

The only sane one: I’m not lending any of you my phone again

The only sane one: Maybe excluding Helia

Troublemaker: Lmao

Robin Hood: Nice work we broke Flora

The only sane one: Hello, how was the test?

Troublemaker: Stella is a fucking hazard to society she scares me /lh

Troublemaker: She just s t a r e s at anyone if she notices them staring off for a while at the start.

The only sane one: To be fair, she has good intentions trying to make sure they don’t accidentally fall asleep in the middle of class or a test.

Mystery Man: This is hilarious because there are two chats having the exact same conversation topic

Chat: Trouble Magnets

Sonic Scream: alrighty time to cause some chaos

Hardhead: omfg what do you fucking want

Sonic Scream: Who is probably the biggest hazard to society out of all of us.

Hypnosis: me.

Great Dragon: lol, I vote myself too

Great Dragon: Also can we ban any votes on Flora, Helia or Timmy

Poet Guy: Why?

Technology Geek: There is no logical way any of you would be able to match up to us in terms of how hazardous.

Sunny-side-up: maybe Brandon too idk lmao

Sunny-side-up has changed Mr Flirts-a-lot’s username to Hot Bodyguard

Hot Bodyguard: STELLA WTF

Sunny-side-up: IM SORRY I AHD TO DO IT IT JSUT MADE SENSE

Surfs Up: I cannot believe you.

Chihiro: So no one can vote for me, Flora, Helia, Brandon or Sky.

Prince Charming: WHY AM I SUDDENLY IN THERE

Great Dragon: No offence Sky but you can truly only do harm when under control of someone else

Sonic Scream: I love how Riven is the only specialist that can be voted for

Hypnosis: He has anger issues what do you expect

Hardhead: Just for that my vote goes to Musa

Sonic Scream: IOASHDUJ

Technology Geek: I’d vote for Musa but Stella’s reactions earlier today makes me vote for her

Surfs Up: IT WASN’T FUNNY GETTING FUCKING TEA SPLASHED ON YOUR FACE TECNA

Sonic Scream: LMAo sucks to be you

Surfs Up: I’m taking Stella’s tea and spilling it on your instruments

Sonic Scream: DONT YOU FUCKING DARE TOUCH MY INSTRUMENTS

Sonic Scream: SO IM FUCKING VOTINF FOR YOU JUST FOR THAT

Sunny-side-up: BABE ILY BUT PLEASE LEAVE MY  TEA OUT OF THIS

Surfs Up: FUCK OFF MUSA

Mother Nature: I’m putting my vote on Stella

Sunny-side-up: FLORA WHY

Mother Nature: Oh well my friend got scared of you during the test.

Hot Bodyguard: STELLA MY GOD

Sunny-side-up: HEY I WAS TRYING TO MAKE SURE NONE OF THEM SPACED OUT AND COULDNT FINISH

Mother Nature: She said you staring at anyone was enough to make her decide that you were a “Hazard to Society”

Sonic Scream: Flora can you please add your friend to the chat

Mother Nature: 

Mother Nature: @Poet Guy  

Poet Guy: Lmao Flora I’ll go ask.

Hypnosis: Is she that scared?

Poet Guy: Yes.

Mother Nature: Yes.

Chat: Limphean Gang:

Mystery Man: @Troublemaker Musa wants to add you to our chat after she heard ur statement about Stella

Troublemaker: OIRHEAUD LMAO SURE

The only sane one: Why.

Troublemaker: Can Chris come LMAO @Robin Hood

Robin Hood: Idm

Mystery Man: Sure I don't see the problem

The only sane one: The only problem is my ability to deal with the two of you and the Winx at the same time.

Troublemaker: lmao too bad.

Chat: Trouble Magnets

Poet Guy: They said yes, also I’ll add another friend of ours since they are pretty close.

Great Dragon: kk 

Sonic Scream: wait I needa do smth add them in a min or so

Chat: Just a normal chat?

Ibuki Mioda has added Mirta to the chat

Ibuki Mioda has changed Mirta’s name to Himiko Yumeno

Celestia Ludenberg: MUSA AOIHS

Himiko Yumeno: I-

Chiaki Nanami: This is normal 

Aoi Asahina: Hello Mirta welcome to what can be considered hell but online

Ibuki Mioda: SHUSH

Celestia Ludenberg: And this all started as a chat for holidays… 

Lawful Good: Should we add her to the other chat?

Junko Enoshima: That’s coming from the person who is scared of their friend being added

Himiko Yumeno: Flora doesn’t have a username like ours?

Celestia Ludenberg: I’m stuck at who to choose.

Celestia Ludenberg: Wait fuck it

Celestia Ludenberg has changed Lawful Good’s username to Mahiru Koizumi

Celestia Ludenberg: Unofficial Winx mom

Mahiru Koizumi: Cool

Chiaki Nanami: Nice now we are all matching

Aoi Asahina: Mirta do you want to be added with the rest of the Specialists + Flora’s two friends + Darcy

Himiko Yumeno: No it’s alright maybe in the future! This chat sounds chaotic enough

Ibuki Mioda: It is

Celestia Ludenberg: definitely was earlier during break

Himiko Yumeno: Isaw the chat over Flora’s shoulders 

Mahiru Koizumi: Hey!

Ibuki Mioda: tbf Flora ur the shortest out of all of us lmao

Junko Enoshima: And right after her is you

Ibuki Mioda: Your keyboard is now at risk Stella.

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Chat: Trouble Magnets

Poet Guy: I’m going to add them now.

Great Dragon: Cool

Poet Guy has added 2 users to the chat

Poet Guy has changed 2 usernames!

Great Dragon: ???

Poet Guy: Oh yeah they asked me to change their names 

Sonic Scream: W h y

Troublemaker: For fun :)

Troublemaker: HEY WHY DID YOU GIVE ME THE SAME ONE

Mother Nature: Would you want something else?

Hardhead: No offence but i think the Troublemaker title belongs to Musa

Sonic Scream: FUCKER

Troublemaker: GSJDKD

Troublemaker: I mean if you think so yeah go give it to her :)

Sunny-side-up: fucking do it i dare you

Hardhead has changed Sonic Scream’s username to Troublemaker

Hardhead has changed Troublemaker’s username to [Placeholder]

[Placeholder]: i now need a username-

Troublemaker: RIVEN YOU FUCKER

Robin Hood: @[Placeholder] Gotcha :)

Robin Hood has changed [Placeholder]’s username to Shortcuts

Shortcuts: wow ok i didn’t expect that

Robin Hood: literally anything else would have given you away

Sunny-side-up: STOP NOT THE SHORYCUSD EHDJSKF

Chihiro: Wait what happened?

Surfs Up: Stella choked on her tea when a shortcut on Flora’s phone corrected her words into Fuck and ended up spitting it out on me

Technology Geek: tbf that’s what happens when you sit in front of her

Surfs Up: AND? DO YOU WANT ME TO SIT IN FRONT OF MUSA?

Troublemaker: WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO TO YOU

Great Dragon: I mean your username says it all lmao /lh

Troublemaker: Fuck all of you

Hot Bodyguard: I’m so sorry i somehow took that the wrong way

Technology Geek: Great now Musa is banging her table like a maniac.

Technology Geek: and wheezing 

Sunny-side-up: BRANDON WHATIOEHDUSJ 

Surfs Up: And Stella is now coughing again from laughing too much.

Mother Nature: Not to ruin the moment but what way did Brandon take it in?

Shortcuts: Flora- 

Great Dragon: Do you want me to put it bluntly? 

Mother Nature: Sure?

Great Dragon: Brandon basically thought Musa meant for someone to fuck all of us

Prince Charming: What a good way to put it /hj

Great Dragon: sHUSH

Mother Nature: Oh that way. 

Mother Nature: Although I actually have to mention that I’m Asexual so I’m not interested in these kinds of activities. ^o^

Surfs Up: nah that’s cool by my book :)

Shortcuts: not to ruin the mood but why are you forever using proper punctuation

Shortcuts: or kaomojis

Sunny-side-up: I was literally about to say I’m back but ALRIGHT DONT NEED TO BE MAKING ME CRACK UP AGAIN /lh

Prince Charming: are Flora and Helia the only ones who seem like they have auto caps or autocorrect on?

Shortcuts: for sure, that’s the basis of shortcuts lmao

Great Dragon: and in turn your pranks on Flora?

Robin Hood: Lmao yes

Mother Nature: Since you're now in the chat, can I change my vote from Stella to you as the biggest hazard to society?

Troublemaker: I thought we were done with thatoeihudsi j

Sunny-side-up: do it, I don’t want anymore votes

Troublemaker: I will gladly change my vote from Aisha to you just to compensate

Sunny-side-up: musa I can and will put my vote on you

Sunny-side-up: and maybe I should do what Aisha said and pour tea on your stuff

Troublemaker: do it chicken :)

Hot Bodyguard: I thought Flora was the only one who actually had tea out of all of you

Great Dragon: we all have our favs and shit but Flora’s prob the only one with the knowledge to make all of them without burning the dorm dow n lmao

Troublemaker: great dragon now i’m the one reading it wrongly

Technology Geek: musa we all know that your the local blackmail collector

Chat: How do I gay

Bloom: I should probably ask if we can go out again soon right

Sky: probs

Flora: It really depends on both of your schedules, you should go when it is the most comfortable for both of you.

Bloom: thx, prob this weekend cuz fuck taeching isn’t fun

Stella: taeching /lh

Sky: I have a great idea now lmao

Chat: Trouble Magnets

Prince Charming has changed Great Dragon’s username to Taeching

Taeching: SKY YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKER

Taeching: WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME

Prince Charming: in my defence it’s a funny typo

Taeching: Asshole /hj

Troublemaker: our usernames look so out of place nw lmao

Hardhead: ‘nw” 

Troublemaker: don’t you even fucking dare.

Sunny-side-up: I mean i’d love to change it in the other chat but lets not put Bloom’s hard work to waste

Sunny-side-up: actually wait nvm

Chat: Unnamed Chat

Stella has changed Musa’s username to nw

nw: STELLA I HATE YOU

Stella: lmao ok ok ok ill change it back lmao

Stella has reset nw’s username

Musa: thank you

Riven: since we are using this chat, can we just assume the two people Helia added are the two Flora hangs out with according to what you guys said

Tecna: at least for that one time she came back very close to curfew

Tecna: if we are assuming every single time she has made us worried then we are assuming that the person who originally was “troublemaker” is princess Krystal since we know that Flora and Helia went on a double date with her and her boyfriend

Musa: wiaedsfh  without context or reading it too fast amde it seem like it was the other way around 

Stella: ???

Musa: like as if it was all g ay 

Riven: Musa. Flora and Helia are probably the most love sick idiots we’ve seen.

Tecna: didn’t Flora sing during the concert and the song was literally about her being crazy in love

Musa: IOAFJ OH  YEAH MY FAULT

Timeskip

Chat: How do I gay

Bloom: alright, we r going out today  :D 

Flora: That’s great!

Stella: oh uh just that Musa and Tecna aren’t in the dorm they might be outside

Sky: if they are fine wit h Riven dating Darcy then they should be fine with you and Icy if yall come official 

Bloom: but blackmail

Flora: I think the chances are higher that you’ll bump into them instead of them realising its the two of you since you guys are in disguises. 

Bloom: NO WAIT IF THEY ARE OUT TOGETHER DOES THAT MEAN?

Stella: it could just be a roommate thing idk, but free blackmail on them sounds great :)

Two best friends in a room, they might kiss :)

Speaker: yo we going out ltr?

Phone: wtf Musa im across the damn room

Speaker: its faster and you seemed occupied 

Phone: says the person who always is blasting music and cant hear anyone

Speaker: fuck you

Phone: :)

Speaker: STOP STOP STOP THIS IS THE THIRD TIME IN THE PAST WEEK SOMEONE TOOK A MESSAGE THE WRONG WAY STOP TECNA NO

Phone: IOSDHFU LMAO I HAD NO PLANS TO DO SO 

Timeskip

Bloom fidgeted with her bracelet as she walked along the streets to the nearby mall with Icy. According to the witch, there was a good cafe inside that served snacks, cakes and baked goods. The fire fairy swore she could hear her own heart beating rapidly. Calm down Bloom, she probably only thinks of you as a friend. 

However, her attention was taken away by a pair of dragon plushies, one fire, one ice. ‘It looks like us,’ she smiled, thinking about their contrasting personalities and powers. Yet they still got along surprisingly well. “Hey, don’t these look like us?” She asked in a lighthearted voice. Bloom hoped that Icy wasn’t going to get offended by that. 

“Well, do you want to get them?” Icy’s request caught the redhead off guard for a moment. The witch wasn’t joking was she? 

“Yeah sure, which one do you want to take?” She smiled, an all too familiar warmth flowing through her body. Bloom tried to avoid eye contact with the witch, her heart screaming at her to blurt out her true feelings. 

“I’ll take the fire one, reminds me of the great dragon,” Bloom replied softly. “Alright then I’ll take the ice one.” Icy said as she reached out her hand to take the light blue dragon before turning to Bloom, “if you ever want to switch them, tell me and we can meet up to swap them,”  

Bloom looked at the plushie in her arms as they queued, it looked adorable. She saw from the corner of her eye, Icy smiling at the ice dragon plushie… wait was that a light blush on the witch’s cheeks?

The plushies purchased, the duo finally made their way to the cafe where they purchased some light refreshments to snack on as they chatted.

“Not to interrupt you or anything but aren’t those two of your fairy friends?” Icy asked, pointing to a duo seated a few tables away. Bloom looked over, ‘oh my god it’s Musa and Tecna,’ 

“Yes but let’s not let them know we’re here, Musa likes to get blackmail of everyone… maybe except Flora and Helia.”

“I heard from Darcy after she was added to that chat of yours,” Bloom let out a small laugh, oh typical Musa. Unbeknownst to her, a small blush had formed on Icy face, a soft smile accompanying.

“Anyway, the others mentioned that they aren’t likely to recognise us with the changed hair colour. There are probably quite a lot of people with orange hair or light blue hair, they can’t immediately tell it’s us,” 

Chat: Witch Bitches 

Icy: I think I’m in love with the fire fairy

Darcy: Am I supposed to be surprised or something?

Icy: Tf do you mean by that

Stormy: Sister, you have, on multiple occasions, just stared at Bloom for a good period of time.

Darcy: You wouldn’t even talk to us.

Icy: Shut up.

Chat: Just a normal chat?

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Chiaki Nanami: wtf are you doing 

Ibuki Mioda: screwing around with my keyboard lmao 

Junko Enoshima: dear fuck i thought it was some fucking emoji or some shit

Chiaki Nanami: nah i think Bloom disabled those

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Chat: Just a normal chat?

Celestia Ludenberg: FuckSurds.png

Ibuki Mioda: tf is that

Celestia Ludenberg: F uck wrong chat again.

Chiaki Nanami: at least give us context 

Celestia Ludenberg: Roxy asked for a picture for the solution of a question we did like a few years back. 

Chiaki Nanami: how much messier can your handwriting get

Celestia Ludenberg: 1) I was already losing my sanity at that point in time 2) It was on a whiteboard 3) That was years ago LMAO

Ibuki Mioda: I just had a biraliant idea

Junko Enoshima: m y e y e s 

Himiko Yumeno: Hey Musa, are you alright?

Chiaki Nanami: I’m a technology fairy yet idk how tf you managed to do so.

Ibuki Mioda: everyone stfu about that should we add Roxy for fun

Celestia Ludenberg: YES IM ADDING HER AND SOMEONE ELSE WE ALL KNOW EACH OTHER

Junko Enoshima: k

Celestia Ludenberg has added 2 users!

Roxy: Bloom??? 

Celestia Ludenberg: :3333333333

Ibuki Mioda: IWAOHUEDF KJN THAT FACE

Chiaki Nanami: who else did you add

Roxy: If you added me then-

Selina: Bloom, in the kindest and nicest way possible what in the ever loving fuck is this and why is it all Danganronpa names is this some sort of roleplay GC

Roxy: And there she is.

Celestia Ludenberg: UHH WELL YOU SEE I SENT THE SURDS PICTURE TO THE WRONG CHAT LMAO

Selina: GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME I DONT WANT TO SEE ANOTHER FUCKING RADICAL SIGN.

Junko Enoshima: oh yeah this isnt a roleplay or anything, Bloom just changed 4 of our names and then the other two and now she just changes everyone who is added.

Selina: why haven’t our usernames been changed?

Celestia Ludenberg has changed Selina’s username to Korekiyo Shinguji

Celestia Ludenberg has changed Roxy’s username to Gundham Tanaka 

Chiaki Nanami: my god Bloom

Celestia Ludenberg: I may or may not have a list for quite a lot of the people ive met LMAO

Aoi Asahina has come online!

Aoi Asahina: Alright wtf happened why are there two more people. We know Roxy but who’s Selina

Korekiyo Shinguji: Bloom’s childhood friend

Celestia Ludenberg: My childhood friend 

Gundham Tanaka: They r best friends, I only tagged along after the entire wizards of the black circle stuff

Aoi Asahina: fuck those assholes 

Chiaki Nanami: yeah lets move away from the topic of those guys

Junko Enoshima: So is @Korekiyo Shinguji going to introduce herself or?

Korekiyo Shinguji: yeah I am,

Korekiyo Shinguji: btw you guys dont need to introduce yourselves, Bloom has not shut up about you guys

Celestia Ludenberg: stfu Selina. 

Korekiyo Shinguji: I can and will find a way to send snakes after you

Korekiyo Shinguji: That aside- 

Korekiyo Shinguji: Name’s Selina, I’m a second year student at Cloud Tower. My powers revolved around snakes or serpents. I’m also studying under a fairy godmother and is the successor of the Legendarium 

Korekiyo Shinguji: The Legendarium is a book filled with myths from the different planets + earth

Junko Enoshima: all the legends?

Korekiyo Shinguji: idk don’t ask me I haven’t looked into much. Eldora is still trying to remove a page 

Celestia Ludenberg: *to get rid of that Acheron dude right

Korekiyo Shinguji: Yeah he sounds scary since he’s like? The creator? But he got stuck in there?

Aoi Asahina: That sounds scary af 

Aoi Asahina: He just got stuck in that book?

Korekiyo Shinguji: Yes.

Chiaki Nanami: well I did some research, the Legendarium does contain most myths or legends of the different planets. The creator, Acheron had gone around and created the book as a way to record the myths. His powers also gave him the ability to not only summon the legends but also enter the legendarium himself / make others enter the legendarium by using a legends’ power on them. However in an accident of sorts, he spent too long in the Legendarium and got locked inside it due to side effects.

Celestia Ludenberg: Great Dragon Tecna-

Ibuki Mioda: WHY IS THAT SO LONG I AINT GONNA READ THAT

Chiaki Nanami: how much more do you want me to summarise this.

Junko Enoshima: just how fuckign long was whatever you took that from

Chiaki Nanami: idk cuz it went on to talk about every single myth found in there based on records 

Ibuki Mioda: not fucking asking any more- 

Gundham Tanaka: You all scare me and you guys are supposed to be alumni 

Ibuki Mioda: like none of us are sane

Chiaki Nanami: *except Flora

Celestia Ludenberg: where is she again btw

Aoi Asahina: I think shes gone to visit Mirta to help her on smth, i heard her talking about going to Mirta’s dorm

Ibuki Mioda: you know it could just be to see princess Krystal right since she did do that the other time.

Gundham Tanaka: Oh yeah they are dormmates.

Celestia Ludenberg: Wait Roxy, I thought you and Mirta shared a dorm? 

Gundham Tanaka: Haha yeah I’m not in the dorm rn sucker /lh

Gundham Tanaka: Krystal is amazing cuz she helps a lot when the fairy animals or any of my pets get sick.

Junko Enoshima: wait does Flo often go over 

Gundham Tanaka: yepperus. She and Krystal seem p chill with each other 

Chiaki Nanami: Roxy, Flora mentioned that she wasn’t able to handle her- are you sure this is the same duo?

Gundham Tanaka: Should be. I mean Krystal is already quite recognizable with her hair colour.

Celestia Ludenberg: You are saying that as if you and Tecna’s pink hair don’t stick out even more

Chiaki Nanami: Bloom kindly stfu 

Gundham Tanaka: fuck off B

Junko Enoshima: alright alright alright before people tear each other to shreds here, Roxy what do Flora and Krystal talk about?

Gundham Tanaka: idk, they usually are in Krystal’s room.

Himiko Yumeno: Well i’m in the dorm rn they seem to be chatting rather peacefully

Ibuki Mioda: istg she- I’m confused

Himiko Yumeno: oh wait nevermind Flora seems to be getting pissed.

Celestia Ludenberg: NO STOP WHAT

Junko Enoshima: Mirta darling, care to repeat that again?

Aoi Asahina: Pissed Flora is rare af, the most obv one was ofc when Miele was attacked but like- in a casual convo?

Himiko Yumeno: no wait she’s confused now.

Chiaki Nanami: I’m telling you Flora is hopeless at times 

Himiko Yumeno: Krystal just said something and now she’s flustered

Aoi Asahina: my fuck 

Celestia Ludenberg: GUYS SHOULD WE EVEN BE DOING THIS FLORA IS IN THIS CHAT 

Korekiyo Shinguji: idk I’ve never met her

Gundham Tanaka: o h y e a h

Himiko Yumeno: idk what I just saw I’m just gonna uH- 

Mahiru Koizumi has come online!

Mahiru Koizumi has added Krystal to the chat

Mahiru Koizumi has changed Krystal’s username to Hiyoko Saionji

Mahiru Koizumi: :)

Ibuki Mioda: FLORA?

Mahiru Koizumi: WAIT FCUK

Mahiru Koizumi: I’m so sorry did Princess Krystal do anything?

Chiaki Nanami: except adding herself and changing her own username to *somehwat* match urs 

Mahiru Koizumi: O h

Hiyoko Saionji has come online!

Hiyoko Saionji: :)

Korekiyo Shinguji: Hello there I presume ur Flora’s friend

Hiyoko Saionji: yep :)

Celestia Ludenberg: Heyo Krystal

Aoi Asahina: yo

Hiyoko Saionji: didn’t expect to see / talk to you guys again lol

Junko Enoshima: yeah lol I thought those meetings would prob be the last cuz haha we have classes

Ibuki Mioda: sorry but idk why everytime the word “classes” is typed out by STella,  I immediately thinkg of FLora’s friend who got scared enough to say that Stella looked like a ‘hazard to society’

Chat: Limphean Gang

Troublemaker: Flora have you not told the Winx that that was me lmao

The only sane one: Krystal. 

Robin Hood: what happened? 

The only sane one: I was talking with Krystal and then she took my phone and added her account to the Winx group chat and then changed her username using my account.

Robin Hood: Lmao what did she change it to

Troublemaker: Hiyoko lol

Mystery Man: Oh my god Krystal-

Robin Hood: No wait back to Flora’s message from just now, arey ou saying that the Winx don’t know that Krystal is in that other dchat

Troublemaker: basically

Mystery Man: Flora you are hopeless

Robin Hood: Flora you are hopeless

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Chat: Trouble Magnets

Troublemaker: I again want to do what my username says because i ahte it 

Sunny-side-up: fuck stop lemme do smth real quick 

Sunny-side-up has changed 3 usernames

Sonic Scream: Im scared what did you do

Sonic Scream: AHHHHH THANK YOU STELLA ILYSM /P I DONT NEED THAT FUCIKING CURSED USERNAMEEEEE

Hypnosis: How come she couldn’t change it back?

Hardhead: we remove dher username perms 

Hardhead: a LONG time ago.

Sonic Scream: I hate all of you for that btw

Great Dragon has come online!

Great Dragon: YESSSS THAT CURSED MISPELL IS GONEEE FUCK YOU SKY FUCK YOU

Hardhead: and here we ahve the other person who is happy with this

Great Dragon: wait if you changed back all the usernames does that mean? 

Troublemaker has come online!

Robin Hood has come online!

Troublemaker: ah. I see my username has come back.

Robin Hood: rip 

Sunny-side-up: why do you two always come online at the same time 

Robin Hood: telepathy of some sort probably

Troublemaker: we just know. 

Sonic Scream: lmao do you need a new username 

Troublemaker: dw I got it 

Troublemaker has changed their name to Touch of life

Touch of life: :3333333

Robin Hood: honestly that somewhat fits Im not gonna dompla in

Sunny-side-up: why is your typing so t erribl e

Touch of life: lmao no??? He just chooses when he decides to be an ass at typing 

Robin Hood: stfu you are as bad as me 

Chat: Unnamed chat

Stella: wait wait wait wait is the person Flora is friends with a nature fairy or am I getting the wrong type of magic 

Tecna: just because their username is “Touch of life”, it doesn’t mean that it’s nature

Tecna: ffs urs is fucking sunny side up

Stella: BITCH I HAVE SUNNY IN THE NAME DONT DISS THIS FOOD 

Stella: ALSO WHERE HAVE YOUBEEN

Tecna: /shruggie 

Tecna: but that aside, uk touch of life could be smth like healing right 

Riven: Idfk ask someone else 

Stella: no  wait stop.

Stella: doesn’t Princess Krystal have healing poewrs

Musa has come online!

Musa: tf you guys are discussing witho ut me?

Musa: oh fuck yeah she does

Tecna: you say that and you immediately jump into the convo

Musa: tecna istg if you donst stfu i will fuck you

Stella: MUSA???

Stella: I mean like not to pull a you but

Stella: SpeakerPhone??? 

Musa: tf is that

Stella: ur like a speaker and tecna’s like a phone cuz ur powers ukuk

Riven: bet they have definitely fucked b4

Musa: RIVEN WTF???

Stella: its fuckign funny because i see that happening between yall

Musa: its only cuz u and Aisha do it too

Stella: I am coming over you better watch the fuck out 

Chat: Just a normal chat?

Celestia Ludenberg: hey uh does anyone know why Stella just like stomped over to Musa’s room? 

Chiaki Nanami: Musa pissed Stella off. Again.

Himiko Yumeno: aren’t you and Musa roommates? wouldn’ t that mean that?

Aoi Asahina: honestly Stella picking a friendly squabble w/ someone is like a common occurrence 

Aoi Asahina: unless said person is Flora because then we prob gotta drag Stella out because Stella is scared shit of Insects, which sometimes enter the dorm if the plant Flora is growing is very sweet smelling.

Celestia Ludenberg: or stinky 

Korekiyo Shinguji: Bloom sounds traumatised,

Chiaki Nanami: she had to sleep over at Stella’s room for one night because Flora dropped smth from one of her plants and basically stink bombed the room.

Celestia Ludenberg: and then the next day we found Flora trying to move out some ladybugs and other insects before Stella woke up because yeah we aren’t trying to wake up the entirety of Alfea with Stella.

Ibuki Mioda: “we aren’t trying to wake up the entirety of Alfea with Stella” imo tahts such a godo fuckign qoutewe.

Himiko Yumeno: aren’t you and Stella-?

Chiaki Nanami: she’s just running around the room typing as Stella is trying to tackle her :/

Korekiyo Shinguji: Honestly B, ur friends provide more than enough entertainment lmao /lh 

Aoi Asahina: can’t blame ya for that shit goes down way too often. 

Chat: How do I gay?

Bloom has added Roxy and Selina to the chat

Bloom: Hellow yes i forgot to add you guys the other time 

Selina: tf is this now 

Sky: Bloom’s personal gay panic space 

Roxy: do we want to know who it is?

Bloom: yes, because you guys are going to have to endure the gay panics i get from watching this hot bitch walk around yet shes fuckign cold

Selina: oh you mean Icy? 

Bloom: IWHAUSDJKBUDISKJFGUIKASDJKHUIKJEDYESSSSS

Bloom: LOOK SHE’S LIKE??? SO PRETTY HER SKIN IS SO SMOOTH AHHH WHEN WE HELD HANDS THE OTHER DAY I WAS LIKE GOING TO FUCKING COMBUST

Sky: yeah this is what happens

Selina: is there anyone else here since it’d be weird if its just the two of you.

Sky: Flora and Stella but they both aren’t here

Bloom: eh Flora will eventually pop her head somewhere 

Flora has come online!

Bloom: speak of the devil /lh

Flora: Sorry to interrupt but has anyone seen Princess Krystal?

Sky: Nope why?

Flora: Well, I’m supposed to be making sure she doesn’t get into trouble but she’s run off again.

Flora: Then again, she probably left with our other friend so I guess they’ll be fine?

Flora: But also the two of them often cause chaos together so maybe it’s not a good idea that they are off somewhere and I don’t know what they are up to

Bloom: Flo gurl chill I doubt it’ll be the end of the world if she causes  a bit of trouble

Flora: Alright

Sky: u know you could always ask the larger chats right? 

Flora:

Flora: I should probably do that

Roxy: 0-0”

Bloom: Wait why haven’t you tried to text her- 

Chat: Trouble Makers

Mother Nature: Has anyone seen princess Krystal around? Especially if you are in Magix.

Hardhead: what’s going on?

Poet Guy: She’s just panicking because the two of us were supposed to be watching after her to make sure she doesn’t get into trouble but she once again ran off when Flora wasn’t there 

Hot Bodyguard: I was going to say that’s not really ideal then I remember Stella and the fact that she gvae me this username 

Sunny-side-up: OHS HUT UW BRANDON

Sonic Scream: and Aisha is sleep deprived 90% of the time

Hardhead: yeah definitely ideal behavrious from royals 

Prince Charming: It’s like the previous generation was all uptight and then suddenly the next gen is all on crack and stuff

Poet Guy: I doubt that’s true for Limphea, Krystal’s parents are well… very relaxed and actually quite free spirited 

Mother Nature: Sorry to interrupt the conversation again but does anyone know at all? 

Great Dragon: wait lemme ask someone rn

Private chat between Bloom and Icy

Bloom: hey we r gonna go out ltr right? 

Icy: yes 

Icy: why are you asking weren’t you paranoid on making sure everything was alright 

Bloom: nah dw abt it cuz Flora’s friend has gone somewhere so if you dont mind we could walk around a bit more and see if we can find her? 

Icy: sure.

Bloom: thx ily <3

Chat: Witch Bitches

Icy: She just sent me a heart w h a t d o i  d o

Stormy: maybe calm down and actually get ready 

Icy: fucking bastard.

===

Bloom and Icy (both in disguises of course) were just chatting peacefully as they strolled along the streets of Magix city, each with their own ice cream in her own hand.

“You know, I never took you as the type to just go for a plain,” Bloom giggled, taking a lick of her strawberry ice cream.

“And? What did you think I would take? Mint?” Icy shot back with a playful smirk. Great Dragon, Bloom adored those moments when they just had those playful bickers. And honestly, she had almost forgotten about helping Flora to look for Krystal until she heard a voice coming from inside a gift shop.

“Are you sure Flora will like this gift? You do know that she is not a fan of gifts right?” Bloom’s ears perked upon hearing this. She nudged Icy lightly, using her shoulder to point to the shop. The witch looked at her, quickly understanding her meaning behind the nudge; proceeding to enter the shop with Bloom in tow. They stood in the aisle next to where Krystal was, browsing the shop while listening to the conversation out of curiosity.

“I know Chris, it’s just that… I want to at least get her something, you know how I feel towards her,” 

“Yeah, both me and Helia can tell you are a sucker for her,” ‘Chris’ replied with a giggle. “It’s painfully obvious yet… she’s just that dense huh?” 

There was a moment of silence before Krystal replied, “right and you are totally not crushing on Helia,” Bloom was doing her best to comprehend what was going on.

1) Were Flora and Helia even dating? Given how Krystal had mentioned Flora being dense about her advances or hints. But it could mean that Krystal just wanted to tell Flora her feelings but didn’t want to destroy their friendship… or whatever their bond could be considered

2) There were more gay people she knew than she thought.

“Hey if you are planning to watch out for them, the two of them are leaving you know,” Icy’s voice brought Bloom back to reality. She’d have to ponder about the conversation later.

“I think it’ll be fine, I’ll just text Flora,” Bloom smiled. Icy swore she felt her heart skip a beat, why was this one fairy stealing her heart with such ease and finesse? 

“If you say so. Do you want to head to the park for a while?” She blurted out the last part. Icy knew that now was probably the best time to admit her feelings to Bloom, with another (possible) romance happening it would be easy for the fire fairy to forget about her feelings if things went south.

“Sure thing, let me just send the message to Flo,” 

Private Chat between Bloom and Flora

Bloom: Hey I found Krystal at a gift shop in Magix, she just left it and went left. I think she’d going to that  garden cafe or smth

Flora: Thanks Bloom! How’s your date with Icy? 

Bloom: ITS NOT A DATE FLORA DON’T DO THIS TO ME

Bloom: But uh on the topic of like romance and stuff can we talk for a while abt smth ltr? 

Flora: Sure

“You know how’s it like being an alumnae in Cloud Tower?” Bloom asked

“Well we mainly just help tutor the students if they need help in any of the subjects. And helm the pranks on Alfea,” Icy smirked at the last part. Bloom giggled softly, that was definitely something that wasn’t going to change between the two schools. “And I’m guessing the same applies to you and your friends right?” 

“Yep, although sometimes we act as substitute teachers or assistants to help in the classes,” 

“I’ve also heard that you have a special class that focuses on your fairy convergences right?” 

“Yeah, we tend to let them try out different ways of using their magic to combine it with others. And we even join in too, it’s fun watching some of the others attempt to combine their magic… and usually fail,” Bloom failed to hold back a laugh at the end.

“Do you want to try it out… together?” Icy suddenly blurted out. The redhead was startled for a moment before quickly replying,

“Yeah sure,” she held out her hand, letting small sparks of flame appear in the air. Icy followed up, letting ice crystals form around the fire, creating something similar to a prism. Sparkles of light formed in the small area around them, which was rather empty so not a lot of people would witness the small light show.

“Bloom… I love you,” Icy confessed, thinking that the fairy would be too engrossed in the small light show to hear her confession. Of course that didn’t happen because Bloom was focusing way too much on Icy’s face - how the warm light from her fire illuminated the witch’s face in the most beautiful way possible.

“I love you too Icy,” came her soft reply. Icy took Bloom by the wrist, pulling her closer and encapsulating her mouth with a kiss. The redhead kissed back before separating, both blushing profusely.

“Girlfriends?”

“Girlfriends.”

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Bloom slowly closed the door behind herself, making sure to soundproof the room to prevent any eavesdroppers (Musa) from listening in on their conversation.

“Bloom, how did it go?” Flora chirped. 

“Great, we’re official now,” She smiled back. “But um, more important things, this is about you and Krystal’s friendship.” Flora nodded along.  

“What about it?”  

“Flora, be honest with me, how close are the two of you?” She grabbed the brunette by the shoulders, looking straight into her eyes. 

“… we’re pretty good friends, I just don’t really tell that many people about it,” She admitted.  

“…” Bloom nodded, it would make sense given Krystal’s feeling towards the nature fairy. “Do you know her feelings towards you?” 

“What do you mean by that Bloom?” “Look, I didn’t mean to eavesdrop on her and ‘Chris’’s conversation but… I think Krystal likes you,”  

“… does she? Bloom you must’ve misheard the conversation, I honestly doubt she’d like someone by the likes of me… haha” Flora gave a sheepish smile. 

Bloom could immediately tell the girl was belittling herself. “Maybe,” 

Bloom mumbled. She knew how dense Flora could get at times, trying to convince her wasn't going to work.   

Private Chat between Bloom and Krystal  

Bloom: Hey Krystal 

Krystal: yo what do you need 

Bloom: so uh, Flora was looking for you and I volunteered to do so.  

Krystal: Yeah I saw the chat lol, she kinda panics too easily

Krystal: then again i have done stuff that’s left Flora somewhat traumatised

Bloom: I don’t want to know- 

Bloom: anyway, so I accidentally overheard ur convo with this Chris dude. And I thought maybe I’d tell Flora but-

Krystal: Flora is dense af + her low self-esteem of herself doesn’t help much. As much as I love her, you would need to blast her with that info for her to register.

Bloom: o H

Krystal: so uh, could you like keep this a secret from the others? I kinda wanna ask Flora out sooner or later, and hopefully she’ll get it.

Bloom: dw I will, also is Helia involved in all of this? 

Krystal: yep, i mean he and Chris are crushing on each other but its obvious to everyone except each other 

Bloom: … oh my god you all are worse in the romance department 

Krystal: I mean, we have Flora, who is probably the most hopeless.

Bloom: you have a point there.

Bloom:WAIT HOW DID YOU SEE THE FUCKING CHAT-

Krystal: IM IN THE CHAT LMAO

Bloom: GREAT FUCKING DRAGON UR TOUCH OF LIFE????

Krystal: :3

Bloom: now that original ‘troublemaker’ username is making sense

Krystal: lol

Chat: How do I gay?

Bloom: YES I FORGOT BUT ITS OFFICIAL 

Stella:WOOOO LETS GO ICYFIRE

Bloom: WAWOISHFLCSNV WHY TF ARE WE  CALLED ICY FIRE

Sky: Bloom, it’s just your powers combined

Bloom: why not Ice Dragon then? >n< 

Stella: LMAO

Roxy: Bloom why are you using kaomojis 

Stella: wtv fills ur cup lol

Sky: Chances are Flora is rubbing off on her cuz roommate things 

Selina: alright so we dont needa worry about Bloom’s hopeless thirsting 

Bloom: ROXY STFU ABTM Y TYPING. AND SELINA YOU SON OF A BTICH /lh

Bloom: SKY YOU TOO DONT GANG UP ON EM

===

Flora leant against the balcony railing, looking towards the boundless forest and swamp right outside of Alfea. She looked down at the small Gardenia in her hand (not to be confused with the town that Bloom, Selina and Roxy grew up in) and sighed, there was no way Krystal liked her back. 

She put a finger near one of the petals, mumbling “She loves me,”.

“She loves me not,” the brunette whispered as she moved her finger to the next petal. The nature fairy repeated this process until she made one full round around the flower.

“...she loves me…?” Flora mumbled, looking at the petal she was pointing at. ‘This is probably just a joke, she can’t actually like me.’ she inwardly laughed at herself. Why would the princess even bother with her? It was just by sheer luck she was roped in with the rest of the Winx’s adventures. It could’ve been anyone else in her place afterall. ‘I’m just a hopeless romantic haha…’ 

===

Chat: How do I gay?

Stella: Wait so do we need this chat anymore?

Selina: let’s keep it. You can gay panix here

Bloom: pls don’t make it seem like that’s a transformation or smth

Stella: bLOOM OISUEHFJEKW

Roxy: LMAO

Sky: I give up

Sky: but i mean it can also be a gay panic room for u Stella LMAO

Stella: SHUT UPA ND THE SAME CAN BE SADI ABOUT YOU

Sky: Fuck you.

Stella: Maybe I’ll get Aisha to do that ;) 

Bloom: Great Dragon save me.

Stella: I WAS JOKING IM SO SORRY

Roxy: You are learning too much from Musa or Tecna 

Stella: mmm fruits

Bloom: IWUAHREKSDBGUIWSTO P

Sky: no but they do give off fruity vibes

Bloom: >:3

Stella: sky why idea did u give Bloom now.

Chat: Just a normal chat?

Celestia Ludenberg has come online!

Celestia Ludenberg has changed the chat name to Magical Fruit Orchard

Celestia Ludenberg: :)

Junko Enoshima: EWIAJFHDUS LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Himiko Yumeno: Are we all getting called out rn or…? 

Celestia Ludenberg: Idk about the rest of you but this is a specific call out to everyone else in the W-

Korekiyo Shinguji: tf?

Celestia Ludenberg: MUSA WHAT IS THAT

Himiko Yumeno: also can we change our usernames to fit the theme

Chiaki Nanami: I’m so sorry I couldn’t stop her from going on a trip to earth to pick up merchandise for a random Japanese show she decided to watch.

Gundham Tanaka: Why is Musa even watching Earth shows?

Chiaki Nanami: it’s Musa we are taling abot

Chiaki Nanami: fuck my spelling is so on chart rn aldsc

Aoi Asahina: I love how there’s chaos in the living room and then you can see Flora chilling on the balcony.

Hiyoko Saionji: nah I gotta see this

Korekiyo Shinguji: mood

Ibuki Mioda has come online!

Ibuki Mioda: SOMEONE TLEL BLOOM TO STOP CHASING ME TO TAKE AWAY MY MERCH PLEASE

Junko Enoshima: no.

Ibuki Mioda: FUCK YOU

Gundham Tanaka: What did she even buy

Chiaki Nanami: I’ll DM you.

Gundham Tanaka:

Gundham Tanaka: PLS WHAT IS THAT THAT’S FUCKING HIEALROSU 

Aoi Asahina: Krystal you are very brave how tf-

Gundham Tanaka: WHAT AM I MISSING OUT ON NOW

Aoi Asahina: she just casually walked through the chaos to the balcony LMAO

Hiyoko Saionji: hey come on the forests in Linphea are way more chaotic than that when all the animals are awake. I have experience :)

Celestia Ludenberg: MUSA STOP SHOUTING OR SCREAMING WHATEVER THAT IS 

Ibuki mioda: HAHAHAH YOU CANT STOP ME BLOOM NOT WHENAWPJIEOSDK

Junko Enoshima: IOHWUAREIGYUFDHO UEWI AJFWEKHFN WEOCJ

Gundham Tanaka: I ENTER THE DORM AND WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED

Himiko Yumeno: 0-0

Hiyoko Saionji: I- 

Hiyoko Saionji: me and Flora were gonna go to her room so she opened the balcony door and Musa just so happened to be running in our direction so…

Aoi Asahina: the door slammed open straight into Musa 

Hiyoko Saionji: “And I thought I was the one who gets injured the most,” - Flora, who doesn’t want to turn on her phone. 

Gundham Tanaka has changed the chat name to Definitely NOT a normal chat.

Chiaki Nanami has changed the chat name to We are not alright.

Celestia Ludenberg has changed the chat name to Magical Fruit Orchard

Chiaki Nanami: yk lets just roll with the fruits 

Junko Enoshima: EIOHSDUFDGJ TECNA STOP PLS

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Chat: Magical Fruit Orchard

Celestia Ludenberg: ok i’m gonna change our names lol but idk for some again rip </3 

Chat: Danganronpa Weebs

Celestia Ludenberg has added Roxy and Selina to the chat

Celestia Ludenberg has changed two usernames 

Celestia Ludenberg: There we go

Korekiyo Shinguji: OH FOR FUCKS SAKE DR IS GOING TO HAUNT ME FOR ETERNITY

Chat: Magical Fruit Orchard

Celestia Ludenberg has changed their username to Dragon Fruit

Dragon Fruit has changed Aoi Asahina’s username to Coconut

Dragon Fruit has changed Junko Enoshima’s username to Starfruit 

Dragon Fruit has changed Gundham Tanaka’s username to Kiwi

Dragon Fruit: he lp

Coconut: why -

Dragon Fruit: cuz coconuts are dispersed by water. 

Dragon Fruit: and I wasn’t going to put Pong Pong because THATS CALLED THE SUICIDE PLANT

Ibuki Mioda: AHAHAHAEHOSFDSAOEIRJOWEAJRO COCONUT-

Chiaki Nanami: MUSA I SWEAR YOU BETTER FUCKING NOT START 

Mahiru Koizumi has come online!

Mahiru Koizumi: Can I ask why there is a song about coconuts? Blasting in the dorm rn?

Chiaki Nanami: fuck me 

Ibuki Mioda: yeah will do <3 

Starfruit: OWAIEHUD MUSA???? 

Dragon Fruit: HOLD UP LETS NOT PLEASE 

Coconut: NOT ON MY FUCKING WATCH BITCH 

Coconut has gone offline!

Dragon Fruit: ok wait I found another water plant 

Dragon Fruit has changed Coconut’s username to Water Lily

Dragon Fruit: there we go

Hiyoko Saionji has changed their username to Peach

Peach: UvU

Chiaki Nanami: gUYS PLEASE HELP @Dragon Fruit @Mahiru Koizumi @Starfruit 

Starfruit: what 

Chiaki Nanami: Aisha has pinned Musa but Musa is just casually flirting with Aisha and- there are her strip threats

Mahiru Koizumi: Her what?

Chiaki Nanami: I will NOT explain.

Starfruit: TECNA TELL MUSA TO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY GIRLI WILL THROW HANDS 

Dragon Fruit: I’m just gonna chill in here with Flora 

Peach has changed Mahiru Koizumi’s username to Apple

Apple: Why apple? 

Peach: Because you are the apple of my eye <3

Apple: I’m glad you think of me so highly Krystal :D

Peach:

Dragon Fruit: OWIAEHFDS AORWIH 

Kiwi: SCREAMING RN

Starfruit: YOU DID NOT JUST

Chiaki Nanami: I AM BITING MY LIP TO HOLD THE LAUGH SO I DONT GET TACKLED BYA ISHA

Private Chat between Bloom and Krystal

Krystal: I JUST GOT FRIENDZONED AGAIN-

Bloom: PLEASE I CAN SEE HER DENSITY IN FULL VIEW THIS-

Krystal: Oh someone just end me 

Chat: Magical Fruit Orchard

Korekiyo Shinguji has changed their username to Avocado

Avocado: I give up trying to think of anything long that’s not a fucking banana.

Dragon Fruit: Selina kindly know that if I cannot sleep tonight it is ALL your fault. /lh

Avocado: why lol 

Chiaki Nanami: the avocado meme 

Avocado: OH THAT LMAOOOO SUCKS TO BE YOU IG

Starfruit: I love how Roxy has said nothing about her username 

Kiwi: I couldn’t care less and Kiwi birds are cute 

Apple: Not to interrupt but, what’s going on with Musa and Aisha? 

Chiaki Nanami: Still chaos 

Chiaki Nanami: one thing

Chiaki Nanami has changed Ibuki Mioda’s username to Blueberry 

Dragon Fruit has changed Chiaki Nanami’s username to Strawberry

Strawberry: kindly why am I a strawberry

Dragon Fruit: I know of no hot pink fruits and ur hair back in first year looked so triangular I once commented a large strawberry could be the same shape

Strawberry: I shall take that as a compliment and opportunity to change back to my old hairstyle :)

Starfruit: I just raelised that now Musa and Tecna match

Starfruit: FUCK YOU SPELLING

Dragon Fruit: Who else hasn’t had their name changed? @Everyone 

Himiko Yumeno has come online!

Himiko Yumeno: hello yes I heard my phone buzz

Apple: Mirta! 

Himiko Yumeno: WIOAHEFU YALL ACTUALLY DID IT???

Apple has reset their username 

Flora has changed Mirta’s username to Apple

Peach has changed Flora’s username to Cherry

Peach: 1) :) 2) Why did you have to get rid of the apple? </3 

Dragon Fruit: AHAHAHHAHA RIP BUT IT FITS MIRTA THO

Apple: SHUSH ABT MY HAIR ITS NOT THAT BRIGHT

Strawberry: At least the colour is somewhat similar… 

Apple: LMAO 

Water Lily and Blueberry have come online!

Blueberry: WHY AM I BLUEBERRY

Starfruit: ur hair is blue

Dragon Fruit: You have blue hair

Strawberry: matches with me lol

Peach: lmao ur hair 

Blueberry: wOW O KAY

Water Lily: thank you B for giving Musa a reason NOT to blast that song anymore 

Blueberry: fuck you

Dragon Fruit: sHALL WE NTO 

Apple: I think you should just give up Bloom.

Starfruit: we are very unhinged mfs 

Peach: and horny lol

Kiwi: lol 

Avocado: :P

Chat: Brb making everyone question the definitions of best friends 

Aisha: Flora.

Flora: Yeah?

Aisha: Did you not realise that Krystal used a pick up line on you?

Flora: She did? 

Flora: I thought “Apple of my eye”  was just someone or something that someone cherishes above everything else

Aisha: flo istg you are the densest mf in the universe 

Aisha: she’s kinda saying she cares abt you more than the throne yk

Flora: ?????

Flora: More than the throne? 

Flora: There’s no way.

Aisha: … You really are that dense huh-

Flora: >3<

Aisha: not the kaomjois-

Aisha: WAIT IS THAT A ISSY FACE-

Flora: a what?

Aisha:IOWUHRAJKED I MADEYOU NOT CAPITALISE I- 

Aisha: I meant to say kissy face

Flora: Oh.

Flora: I didn’t realise that-. I was trying to aim for a pouting face but maybe that’s not the correct way.

Aisha: Nah its good ily <3 /p

Flora: <3 /p

Chat: Magical Fruit Orchard

Strawberry: wait.

Cherry: ?

Starfruit: yeah? 

Blueberry: yo 

Strawberry: @Apple @Cherry y’all aren’t gonna deny ur fruity? 

Apple: I mean, I thought it was obvious I was p gay

Kiwi: No not rlly

Apple: ok tbh for you you didn’t see me when the Winx were in first year.

Starfruit:

Starfruit: OH YEAH LMAOOO WE ALL THOUGHT FLROA AND YOU WERE DATIGN 

Cherry: Me and Mirta never dated? I thought she mentioned she liked Lucy -3-

Apple: i think it was only to you oops-

Blueberry: ok makes sense but FLORA?? 

Cherry: ? 

Dragon Fruit: Musa, didn;t you ask me once whether Flora and Aisha dated?

Blueberry: STFU

Starfruit: I’m so sorry for what I am about to do >:3

Chat: Trouble Magnets

Sunny-side-up: funfact: DID YOU KNOW that Musa once thought Flora and Aisha were dating?

Sonic Scream: YOU MOTHERFUCKER

Hardhead: ngl I did think so too. 

Poet Guy: /shruggie 

Sunny-side-up: tf- 

Poet Guy: What? 

Private Chat between Flora and Helia

Flora: Helia please don’t expose me rn 

Helia: expose what-

Helia: The fact that ur bi?

Flora: Nonoonononononononononono

Flora: The fact that I used to like Aisha.

Helia: … that’s rlly minor tbh. 

Helia: I have this feeling that you weren’t the only one

Helia: Ngl I think Musa had the feels for her too 

Flora: Really?

Helia: Honestly, Musa is one gay mf 

Flora: That’s funny coming from you

Helia: Flora please kindly shush.

Chat: Trouble Magnets 

Technology Geek: Sometimes I wonder what we did to become like this 

Prince Charming: we are unhinged.

Chat: Magical Fruit Orchard

Water Lily: So no one is going to ask about how Musa thought me and Flora were dating?

Dragon Fruit: NGL I think all of us questioned whether y’all were dating or smth.

Cherry: Really?

Strawberry: You two shared a hoverbike together. when HELIA WAS RIGHT THERE

Cherry: Oh that one? He said he was fine with it :D 

Blueberry: Y’all were holding hands tgther right b4 the bgi fight in third year. 

Water Lily: MF I WAS COMFORTING HER 

Kiwi: This is funny to watch y’all expose each other

Water Lily: IF YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT PEOPLE WHO LOOKED VERY GAY BUT WEREN’T DATING THEN LOOK AT BLOOM AND STELLA 

Starfruit: BABE DONT DRAG ME INTO THIS

Dragon Fruit: AISHA STFU

Peach: eiuahsgffeoajwhajksfd this is gold

Kiwi: Also Musa and Tecna?

Dragon Fruit: nah we all knew Musa was fruity af

Strawberry: me?

Water Lily: mf you room with Musa she's defo gonna rub off on you like how Flora's kaomoji habits rub off on Bloom / lh

Dragon Fruit: DONT BRING KAOMOJIS INTO THIS >:(

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OOC Quotes for fun

Chat: Limphean Gang

Troublemaker: @The only sane one yo can I borrow one of ur quotes for smth 

The only sane one: ? For what though?

Robin Hood: y’all DMs exist for a reason go be gay smh

Troublemaker:AIWOUFSJ CHRIS STFU

The only sane one: We aren’t dating? 

Troublemaker: anyway i was going to ask u or Helia next in case Flora didn’t want to

The only sane one: Which quote do you want to use?

Troublemaker: the one time you swore LMAO 

The only sane one: As long as you don’t put my name it’s alright but uh who are you sending it to?

Troublemaker: So uh, I was planning to send it to the Fruity chat LMA O but like as OOC kind of quote

The only sane one: Sure ig? 

Robin Hood: SS their reactions LMAO 

Troublemaker: sure 

Chat: Magical Fruit Orchard 

Peach: Hello

Blueberry: ‘sup.

Peach: i have a funny quote to share owo 

Blueberry: Owo

Kiwi: They are communicating I am scared

Dragon Fruit: HEY STOP USING KAOMJOIS WJHJLDSAER >:((((((((((

Avocado: Bloom calm down. 

Starfruit: anyway yes pls share ur quote 

Peach: “*pulls down cowboy hat* listen here ya lil’ motherfucker, i ain’t gon’ deal with yo’ fuckin shit no more”

Dragon Fruit: I AM SCREMAING AND CRYING TWAHTS  IS THSAT

Peach: I am not sharing anything related to context or person

Strawberry: AIOEJRHFDS PLEASE THIS IS OGLD 

Blueberry: HWY IS THAT AS MANY SWEARS AS WHAT ME OR AISHA HAVE SAID IN A SINGLE SENTENCE

Chat: Limphean Gang 

Troublemaker: OOCQuoteReactions.png

Troublemaker: @Robin Hood there LMA O 

Robin Hood: HUWROAED PLS 

Poet Guy: Flora please never swear with them I think we would have an explosion if you even said shit 

The only sane one: I’ve said shit a few times with them tho? 

Poet Guy: Ok just dont say fuck with them. I don’t want to have a situation where everyone’s magic starts flying all around the area

Troublemaker: lol

Robin Hood: Krystal you are such a responsible person /lh /s

The only sane one: Wait. 

Troublemaker: what is it? <3

The only sane one: They’ve seen me swear before 

Poet Guy: FLORA WHAT

The only sane one: That was Krystal’s fault though. 

Troublemaker: IOHWeajfs WAS IT WHEN I CHANGED UR KEYBOARD TO TYPE BITCH FOR EVERY NANME>???

The only sane one: Yes.

Poet Guy: Oh that time you had to ask me for help to remove shortcuts

The only sane one: And as I was typing, I think one of your older shortcuts appeared and changed it into “fuck” 

The only sane one: The rest was chaos because Stella spat out her tea onto Aisha 

Robin Hood: you guys should never be left without supervision.

Troublemaker: Agreed.

Chat: Magical Fruit Orchard

Water Lily: Ok so that random OOC quote aside, can we once again talk about how gay Bloom and Stella / Musa and Tecna looked back b4 grad 

Blueberry: NOW LISTEN HERE YOU MOTHERFUCKER

Blueberry: YOIU HACE NO REOOM TO SAY THTAT WHEN YOU SEEMED JUST AS GAY WITH FLORA 

Water Lily: OI AT LEAST I DONT SEEM LIKE I HAVE FCKED MY BESTIE 

Starfruit: aoiHOAIDSASJPWAOGJ 

Strawberry: Aisha didn’t you and Stella fck b4

Water Lily: AT LEAST IT WASNT THE PERSON YOU GUYS THOUGHT I WAS DATING 

Dragon Fruit: nah but Musa and Tecna give vibes of people who have fucked 

Starfruit: *each other

Kiwi: This is fun to watch :)

Peach: mood lol

Avocado: :3

Dragon Fruit: But true tho-

Blueberry: OWIAEHGDSAFLJERWUEJHSBRDFNOFLFIZUSA HEPSRFUDLKJBaesfdixukjzlfrajw,nebwrseiulkhJPAIUEksjaghdnpoihPWAIULSKFJHZN

Blueberry has gone offline!

Strawberry: Her phone fell onto her face.

Starfruit: STOP THIS IS SO STUPID ANSD FUNNY

Kiwi: So the question now is:

Peach: did you guys do it or not? :)

Avocado: did y’all get naughty in ur room? :p

Apple: Did you guys have a fun fcking session?

Strawberry: Can we remove Musa before she turns on her phone

Water Lily: LMAO NO 

Starfruit: I wanna see the fire burn with these questions 

Cherry has gone offline!

Dragon Fruit: Flora?

Water Lily: fuck did we go too far

Peach: “I forgot I promised to help Prof Palladium with smth so I’ll be gone for a while” - Flora 

Peach: idk why she decided to PM me but there^^

Strawberry: im telling you she’s hopeless/lh

Apple: as one of the people who had to deal with her pining on Helia i agree

Blueberry has come online!

Blueberry: so what did I miss

Starfruit: nothing except Flora going offline 

Blueberry: huh yes to all the questions

Strawberry:

Starfruit: 

Kiwi: 

Avocado:  

Apple:

Peach: what

Dragon Fruit: Musa you better explain yourself right here. Tecna, don’t think you are off the hook either

Water Lily: I am surprised but not disappointed because I very well expected this

Strawberry has gone offline!

Blueberry: aaaaaand there she goes

Blueberry: EmbarrassedTec.png

Starfruit: WAIT SO SPEAKERPHONE IS REAL?????????/?EASIORXBFDLZISFHAEFO

Dragon Fruit: MUSA???? TECNA???? EITHER OF YOU??? SPEAK UP???

Water Lily: I’m going to bring this to the other chat

Avocado: please send us the chaos while ur at it if there is any thx <3 /p

Chat: Trouble Magnets

Surfs Up: Alrighty

Surfs Up: Whoever knew about a certain two fuckers’ relationship own up rn

Hardhead: well would you look at that, my hoverbike broke!

Chihiro: mm yeah would you look at that my programme is done uploading!

Prince Charming: what is going on?

Great Dragon: so, we were just having a peaceful debate over which pair of besties in the Winx was the gayest because the answer is obviously Flora and Aisha you fuckers and then we make an observation that Musa and Tecna seem like people who have fucked

Sunny-side-up: *each other

Great Dragon: and well maybe you can guess what went on frm there

Surfs Up: 1) Musa basically said yes to that 2) Bloom shut up you were gayer with Stella back in first to third years 

Hot bodyguard: this is extremely funny to watch the girls quarrel over th e gayest person

Sonic Scream: :P

Sonic Scream: UvU

Mother Nature has come online!

Mother Nature: :O?

Poet Guy: Flora no.

Mother Nature:

Mother Nature: wait this is the wrong chat I’m so sorry-

Great Dragon: Nah its all good there’s a lot of chaos rn

Mother Nature: ??? 

Surfs Up: Flo dear just back read both chats 

Mother Nature: Ok gimme um a few minutes.

Hardhead: ok not to ask but a few minutes seems long for a few messages?

Mystery Man: Wait.

Private Messages between Flora and Helia 

Helia: gurl don’t read the limphean one they mean ur Winx GC and that one

Flora: What.

Helia: ok off topic for a sec but ik u wanna swear right

Flora: I did not just go through the chaos called our GC for nothing right?

Helia: maybe

Flora: Shit.

Helia: The fact that you still bother to capitalise while swearing makes this so much funnier

Flora: Helia if you don’t stfu I will do that in the main chat

Helia: FLORA DON’T YOU EVEN TRY 

Flora: Owo 

Chat: Trouble Magnets

Mother Nature: Wait, so are Musa and Tecna dating or not?

Sonic Scream: UwU)-~

Prince Charming: how lon g did you take to do that-

Great Dragon: THATS NOT IMPORTANT WHATS MORE IMPROTANT IS WHETHER. CERTAIN TWO TOOMMMATES ARE DATING AND/OR FUCKING

Technology Geek has come online!

Technology Geek: Musa.

Sonic Scream: :P

Surfs Up: AHAHAHAHA I WALKED INTO THEIR ROOM OUT OF CURIOSITY CUZ IT WASNT LOCKED AND I JUST SEE THEM STARING AT THEIR PHONES

Sonic Scream: AISA GET TF OUT OF THE ROOM

Surfs Up: SHTOUIRGFJ

Private chat between Riven and Helia 

Riven: dude I just wanna ask smth

Helia: Go ahead ?

Riven: how do you tell whether u rather a platonic or romantic relationship w/ someone 

Helia: Well a good example of a platonic one is between me and Flora 

Riven: wait you guys aren’t dating?

Helia: Haha yeah we aren’t anymore, the two of us realised a year or two ago that we don’t have the same feelings anymore 

Riven: can u elaborate lol 

Helia: idk how to explain it, its more like I just wanna be her friend and help her in wtv she needs help with + squabble like literal siblings 

Riven: alrighty cool 

Private chat between Riven and Darcy

Darcy: I know you wanna say u think of me of a friend 

Riven: FUCK 

Darcy: lol 

Darcy: anyway yeah I kinda feel the same.

Darcy: idk I think that originally i felt fine cuz I was using it as a way to deal with the past few years but now I feel that it’s better if we looked at our friendship in a not romantic way 

Riven: yeah same. 

Riven: I think its what the others would call QPR 

Darcy: eh probably but :) 

Riven: Also have you 

Darcy: read the chat? Yeah.

Darcy: Musa is most certainly gay as fuck and has fucked Tecna 

Riven: Are you a mind reader or fortune teller 

Darcy: Let’s just say its gut instinct 

Riven: You are terrifying

Darcy: Ur welcome lol 

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Chat: Magical Fruit Orchard 

Blueberry: GayChaos.png

Starfruit: Musa you send that acting as if you weren’t the one to start it 

Blueberry: Lmao 

Kiwi: but the matching usernames work LMAo 

Blueberry: SHIT THATS TRUE B THANKS BTW FOR GIVING TEC A MATCHING ONE

Dragon Fruit: What have we summoned 

Strawberry: Armageddon . 

Cherry: ? 

Water Lily: Musa my room is next to yours, maybe I should consider actually punching a hole through the wall 

Blueberry: like when you slam Stella against the wall?

Starfruit: MUSA YOU ABOSLTUE FUCKER COME HERE 

Blueberry: TO KISS YOU NOT TO BANG YOU YOU DUMBASS 

Starfruit: IM TALKING ABOUT BOTH

Avocado: so y’all do it against the wall too huh lol 

Water Lily: wHY AM I HERE

Cherry: (・_・ヾ

Water Lily: wait FUCK making a hole would be terrible because I would have to deal with Musa’s sugar rushes and whenever those two decide to bang 

Cherry: Well you can always come over to me and Bloom’s room to sleep! 

Starfruit: or mine dear <3 

Dragon Fruit: Flora that sounds awfully gay of you /lh

Cherry: ??? 

Cherry: I mean I am bi but I don’t like Aisha? (〃￣ω￣〃ゞ

Avocado: ok look not to be intrusive into ur sex lives but who do you think is the loudest?

Dragon Fruit: am I now in the same state as Aisha, quesitonign wh y i am here 

Starfruit: don’t wanna be rude oranyth but Musa (or myself) 

Dragon Fruit: DMs. Let’s ont traumatise anyone else

Peach: What happened ? 

Dragon Fruit: TraumatisedFlo.png

Blueberry: RIP o7 /lh 

Guardian/Princess 

Krystal: u good?

Flora: Yeaaaaaaaaaa 

Flora: no. 

Krystal: *pats* 

Flora: I am reminded of that one time

Krystal: o h 

Flora: (＃＞＜)

Krystal: yeah we should prob put sound proofing huh? 

Flora: mmm!

Krystal: now i’m curious do you respond the same way you do irl and online 

Flora: NO I DON’T

Krystal: You replied me with “mmm!” wHAT DO I EXPECT- /lh

Flora: ┐(￣∀￣)┌

Krystal: I swear you and ur Kaomojis-

Flora: ewiush

Krystal: … 

Chat: Magical Fruit Orchard

Peach: LISTEN WHO TAUGHT FLORA HOW TO KEYBOARD SMASH

Blueberry: AHAHHA LMAOOOO I THINK SHE FINALLY GOT THE HANG OF IT

Starfruit: PAUSE.

Starfruit: she JUST used one? 

Peach: YEAH????

Dragon Fruit: We told her about them like idk a few months back

Apple: CRYING FLORA- 

Cherry: ┐(￣ヘ￣;)┌

Water Lily: I’m pretty sure when we told Flora to press anything she just went “7” or smth like that 

Peach: I-

Guardian/Princess 

Krystal: Flora-

Flora: Owo?

Krystal: awouhiesd ur so cute when u use that

Brb making people question the definition of best friends

Flora: AISHA 

Aisha: u good?

Flora: NO

Aisha: ok what happened 

Flora: KRYSTAL

Aisha: Gurl calm down take ur time to type it out 

Flora: SHE SAID IT WAS CUTE WHEN I TYPE “Owo”

Aisha: she likes you.

Flora: 

Flora: really?

Aisha: I- it’s really right in front of you Flora. She cares about you a ton and she even calls you cute 

Flora: Stella did that to Bloom earlier on though? 

Aisha: I think that’s just Stella’s inner gay reacting to Bloom

Flora: You have a very good point there.

Chat: Magical Fruit Orchard

Avocado: No can we just talk about how someone just started using a keyboard smash like HOW-

Cherry: ? 

Starfruit: No offence to Flora or anything but I feel that anything is possible to take forever to use as long as its technology related with flo lol

Cherry: TBF I don’t really use my phone back on Limphea, we usually communicate through nature :D 

Blueberry: is that why I saw you talking to a plant as if youwere in a aconvo with someone else 

Peach: that someone else is probably me lol 

Dragon Fruit: Why didn’t either of you go over? 

Cherry: I’m pretty sure you guys were in another food fight so the living room was too dangerous to cross.

Blueberry: o h that one. 

Water Lily: Musa stfu you started that one

Blueberry: oops- 

Kiwi: oh yeah and i was letting some of the fairy animals out in mine so I’m p sure that’s why Krystal stayed in her room.

Peach: nah its cool I find the fairy animals amazing. ;)

Kiwi: ; )

Avocado: So. @Blueberry @Strawberry 

Avocado: How long have you guys been together for ?

Blueberry: uH 

Strawberry: 5 month 17 days 

Kiwi: Precise huh?

Strawberry: 20 hours and 38 minutes

Blueberry: HOW DO YOU REMEMBER SLL OF THIS

Strawberry: I am, at this point. The living internet

Starfruit: I am terrified at the same time relieved that you are /pos

Blueberry: FEAR MY S/O BITCHES SUCK MY DICK

Dragon Fruit: BAKENDODKD LMAOOO

Water Lily: MUSA

Strawberry: you don’t have a dick dude.

Peach: THAT IS GOLD 

Blueberry: GENDER CHANGE SPELL BITCHES HAH

Strawberry: ily but ur also the reason why em and Timmy have been working on a mute function on games that don’t have onee

Starfruit: LMAOOO MUSA SHCK ON THAT

Kiwi: this chat somehow gets more chaotic by the days and I’m living for it

Cherry: I am concerned but at this point of time I have learnt not to question you guys anymore.

Apple: flo’s given up guys-

Water Lily: we’ve gone and doneit guys

Starfruit: wait a bit off topic but u used s/o for tec 

Strawberry: trying out gender neutral terms n stuff 

Dragon Fruit: that’s fine by me 

Cherry: (･ω･)b

Water Lily: sure go ahead

Private Chat between Bloom and Krystal 

Krystal: istg Flora’s kaomojis r so cute 

Bloom: you are such a simp for Flo

Krystal: sHUSH

Krystal: boutta purposely flunk potions to get her to tutor me

Bloom: HELP

Krystal: ngl she’s cute when she goes on those lil infodumps about the diff potions

Bloom: OMG YEAH I LOVE THWM SM

Krystal: Shld get her smth so she can jot down the potions  because she’s mentioned b4 she wanted to one day be like a pseudo dictionary on potions 

Bloom: fr I think everyone mentioned it b4 cuz she topped potions all the time

Krystal: I love her smmmmm

Bloom: I can smell the Simping from my room LMAO

Krystal: STOP WHAT DOES IT SMELL LIKE /j

Bloom: fruity /j 

Bloom: or like the same energy Stella gave off in first and second year.

Bloom: AKA also Simping 

Krystal: Damn you and Flo are getting alllll the crushes 

Bloom: roomie things.

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Starfruit: I’m curious, @Avocado @Kiwi @Dragon Fruit do you guys have anymore funny stories from b4 Bloom came to Alfea?

Avocado: we once went for a chalet

Kiwi: please don’t remind me of it

Dragon Fruit: THEY FUCKING IGNORED MY CALLS-

Kiwi: LMAO thag was funny af

Starfruit: what happened

Dragon Fruit: I was a bit sick that morning so I was going to join them later after they went shopping. I reach the place but don’t know where they are. I tried to call them but NO ONE picks up /lh 

Dragon Fruit: turns out they were exploring the rooms while I was lost trying to find them

Avocado: lol it was funny hearing the door get kicked

Kiwi: NO IT WAS NOT I THOGUHT WE WERE IN TROUBLE

Water lily: who kicks doors when ur in trouble- usually it’s just annoying and rapid knocking with shouting lol

Dragon Fruit: that very night we got into trouble for making too much noise LMAOO

Avocado: smh they should’ve let us continue our karaoke session

Peach: I want to know  how loud u guys were

Dragon Fruit: rmbr thst time I chase d Musa around after she got that Earth merch and she was shouting smth? Yeah take that and multiply by three that’s how loud we were

Blueberry: I feel honoured that I am used for a measure of your loudness <3

Starfruit: any more funny stuff?

Kiwi: this one WASNT funny but we did bbq… it went terribly wrong someone else had to come to help with the fire.

Avocado: a quarter of the chicken we bought was uneatable cuz of the embers or wtv it was 

Avocado: that will be the one and only time i was glad to have a friend who knew how to start fires manually.

Kiwi: Very thankful she was willing to put up with our bs on call lmao

Strawberry: you guys called someone to ask for help with setting a fire?

Dragon Fruit: well we didn’t feel like bothering the staff and none of us were willing to go ask random strangers who were much older than us to help

Avocado: also because all three of us were fucking confident of our skills in lighting a bbq fire.

Blueberry: im so sorry i literally was going to ask why didn’t Bloom just use her magic and then i realised that Bloom didn’t know she was a fairy 

Water Lily: MUSA WTF

Cherry: 0-0” 

Apple: what happened next? 

Dragon Fruit: I ended up just making some ham and cheese sandwiches inside and bringing them out

Kiwi: BEFORE TEHY WERE ASSAULTED BY FUCKING ANTS I SWEAR IF I KNEW I WAS A FAIRY EARLIER I WOULD HAVE MADE A TEN MILE RADIUS OF NO ANTS FROM THE PLATE OF SANDWICHES

Blueberry: o7

Kiwi: I lost two sandwiches that night

Avocado: maybe thats why you tried to eat bubbles the next day

Water Lily: ROXY TRIED WHAT

Strawberry: I don’t even know how I can convey my shock at you.

Kiwi: I DIDNT FUCKING START IT BLOOM DID SEL HAS RECORDINGS OF IT

Starfruit: bloom….

Dragon Fruit: IM SORRY I FOUND IT FUNNY FOR THE BUBBLES TO LANG IN MY MOUTH.

Dragon Fruit: what I find even funnier is that Sel was waving the bubble wand like she was trying to cast a spell 

Selina: SHUT UP.

Apple: and all three of you turned out to have magic in you

Dragon Fruit: Foreshadowing. Love it.

Starfruit: do you have any more 

Kiwi: Plenty.

Avocado: So there was this one time where the three of us were chilling in the library and discussing Chem cuz exams were coming up 

Avocado: So Roxy had the brilliant idea to record ourselves doing the entire brainstorming. Fast forward to about 40 minutes into that and Bloom goes, “do you want your phone back?” 

Blueberry: I’m curious how this turns out 

Kiwi: SELINA

Dragon Fruit: OH I REMEMBER THAT LMAO

Avocado: And when Bloom reaches for the phone she’s like “it’s off”.

Avocado: BECAUSE TURNS OUT WHEN ROXY HAD STARTED THE TIMELAPSE SHE IDIOTICALLY STOPPED IT. 

Kiwi: YOU ARE FUCKING DEAD TO ME 

Starfruit: damn it sucks y’all didn’t catch it on cam

Avocado: :) 

Dragon Fruit: about that 

Kiwi: DON’T YOU EVEN FUCKING DARE 

Dragon Fruit: LibraryChaos.mov

Dragon Fruit: 4:40 is the time ur looking for LMA O 

Strawberry: I’m saving this onto my palmtop and using it as blackmail against Roxy

Kiwi: OH COME ON- 

Blueberry: damn. How many funny stories do you guys have? 

Dragon Fruit: Too many to count.

Strawberry: while I am genuinely curious about all the stories, I wonder how long they’ll take to tell. 

Avocado: probably a year

Strawberry: k cool

Dragon Fruit: alright i got another good one. 

Dragon Fruit: so this was another one of the times when we were in the library, 

Dragon Fruit: and for a bit of context, Selina is obsessed with pinterest. She almost is always on it when we don’t have lessons 

Starfruit: i read pinterest and I am terrified of what could happen 

Strawberry: you know pinterest?

Starfruit: LISTEN. IT HAS GOOD FASHION INSPIRATION.  AND B WOULDN’T SHUT UP ABOUT THE MEMES SHE SAW ON IT 

Dragon Fruit: STOPWOAEIUHDF 

Blueberry: EXPOSEDDDDDDD

Kiwi: Anyway, the story goes like this: Me, B and Sel are all chilling in the library, I’m resting so I don’t sleep in the next lesson. Meanwhile Selina is on her computer looking through pinterest while Bloom is listening to music while playing some whack-a-mole game.

Now I was asleep when this happened, but according to Bloom. While in one serious game of whack-a-mole, Selina started laughing. Now Selina has this habit of recording us doing stupid things. She once did that to me when I was napping. So Bloom assumed that Selina was recording her playing whack-a-mole and bopping to music but no. She was laughing at Pinterest memes.

Water Lily: Is it bad that I can see B still doing that now?

Dragon Fruit: SHUSOWIQEUWHREFJD

Starfruit: No offence to y’all but I think it would be more likely Flora and Musa who would do this. But it’s Flora caring for her plants instead of playing games. 

Strawberry: I personally see myself doing that too lol 

Kiwi: Which one?

Strawberry: both lol.

Apple: Didn’t you mention Selina records you guys a lot?

Avocado: Once when Roxy was napping I took her phone and took a bunch of photos of her. And B recorded the entire thing and sent it to our GC.

Dragon Fruit: There was this one time that she took a pic of me and Roxy studying after she woke up from her nap.

Blueberry: Selina is a menace.

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Chat: Limphean Gang

Robin Hood: Train.png

Robin Hood: Otw

Troublemaker: nice 

Mystery Man: lmao haven’t left but I’ll hurry up

Troublemaker: alright you two gays 

Mystery Man: you have no room to say that 

Robin Hood: help I’m too tall my head keeps hitting the handlebars 

Troublemaker: Shrink. 

Robin Hood: I CANT

Troublemaker: I WILL PHYSICALLY SHEINK YOU

The only sane one: I’m there at the station 

Robin Hood: WTF-

Troublemaker: what time did you leave at

The only sane one: 15 minutes ago? Why?

Mystery Man: I doubt me or Krystal has left school lmao

Robin Hood: oh I see you Flora

The only sane one: :0

Robin Hood: @Mystery Man @Troublemaker last one here pays for lunch

Troublemaker: FUCK YOU 

Mystery Man: @Troublemaker let’s see who’s faster, my levabike or your wings 

Troublemaker: I DONT HAVE ENCHANTIX U BITCH I CANT FLY SO FAST 

Mystery Man: you have a head start the guys have come to bug me again 

Mystery Man has gone offline!

Troublemaker: speedrunning my makeup rn fr

The only sane one: you don’t need makeup Krys! You look pretty without it

Troublemaker: JSKDNDK THANKS BUT IM ALREADY HALF WAY WITH IT 

Robin Hood:  fly and do ur makeup I dare you.

Troublemaker: fuck no

The only sane one: wait but how is Chris earlier than both of you? He has to travel between planets 

Troublemaker: it’s called laziness 

The only sane one: 0-0

Mystery Man has come online!

Mystery Man: SHIT MY LEVABIKE BROKE 

Robin Hood: HOW.

The only sane one: oh it’s probably Musa. 

Mystery Man: what.

The only sane one: she mentioned that she was planning to get revenge on Riven for something but I’m assuming your levabikes look identical 

Mystery Man: i- I’m not going to get revenge but u might wanna tell Musa wrong person 

The only sane one: I will  O(∩_∩)O~ !

Troublemaker: have I told you how cute u are when u do that?

The only sane one: o////o?

Robin Hood: get a fuckinf room.

Troublemaker: ALRIGHT I’M OUT OF SCHOOL FLYING AS FAST AS I CAN RN

The only sane one: You forgot your stuff! 

Troublemaker has gone offline!

The only sane one: O-O”””

Robin Hood: Idiot I’m telling you.

The only sane one: I’ll go get it for her I can fly faster

Mystery Man: Does this mean that if I come earlier than you ur paying?

Robin Hood: oi don’t cheat her

The only sane one: I mean I can

Robin Hood: We don’t deserve you Flo you’re too pure <3

Mystery Man: Wait, who told you Krystal forgot her stuff lol

The only sane one: Roxy.

Mystery Man: Makes sense

The only sane one: I’m going to take Krystal’s silence as she doesn’t know that she forgot her things.

Robin Hood: alright I’ll just stay where I am lol. 

The only sane one has gone offline! 

Mystery Man: Tell me you are at least outside the gates 

Robin Hood: of course lmao I wouldn’t have been able to meet up with Flo otherwise.

Robin Hood: also get ur ass here 

Mystery Man: At this rate Krystal is going to get there first so might as well accept my fate lol

Robin Hood: :( 

Mystery Man: Ok I’ll try to hurry up :) 

Troublemaker has come online!

Troublemaker: ALRIGHT IM IN TOWN FUCKING RUNNING TO THE STATION

Robin Hood: LMAO 

Mystery Man: As much as I don’t want to pay for lunch, please don’t get lost we don’t need Flora to start panicking again.

Troublemaker; YEAH WHERE IS THHE BTW I DONT SESHER ONELINE

Robin Hood: Should we tell her?

Mystery Man: No. 

Troublemaker: TELLME WHATA

Mystery Man: You’ll get it when Flora comes back.

Troublemaker: WHERE DID SHE GO TELL ME 

The only sane one has come online!

The only sane one: I might have a small problem.

Troublemaker: FLORA WHERE ARE YOU?

Mystery Man: Oh I’m scared now 

The only sane one: So.

The only sane one: There might have been a small accident in the Winx dorm. 

Troublemaker: Are you back at Alfea?

The only sane one: Well it’s half your fault for forgetting your bag.

Troublemaker: … 

Troublemaker: FUCK THAT WAS WHAT WAS MISSING 

Robin Hood: My question is how did you forget your entire damn bag?

Troublemaker: I might have been a bit too focused on trying to beat Helia to the station. 

Mystery Man: Anyway, Flo what happened?

The only sane one: So uh I think Musa was pranking others and Aisha got spooked when she was using her morphix which somehow kind of burst? 

The only sane one: It’s all over the place. And Aisha can’t make it go away.

Robin Hood: Wait, why don’t you leave first? 

The only sane one: Because I was in Krystal’s dorm during the burst, I’m the only one who wasn’t drenched in morphix. So while the rest are trying to get it off of them I’m the only one who can clean up right now.

Troublemaker: Do you want us to go ahead first? 

The only sane one: Yep. I’ll catch up later. 

Mystery Man: @Robin Hood @Troublemaker Since we are all at diff places, do you want to meet at White Horse? @The only sane one what do u want?

Troublemaker: I’m down 

Robin Hood: ^^^ 

The only sane one: Uhh probably just my usual. Thanks!

Troublemaker: See u in a while Flo <3 

Robin Hood: wait one more thing, are all the couples tgther?

The only sane one: Yes… 

Mystery Man: the dots don’t make it sound good 

The only sane one: I can hear them flirting. And. Uh- 

The only sane one: Those kinds of noises. 

Troublemaker: oIWAESUDHF SHOULD I JUST COME BACK TO HELP YOU? 

The only sane one: NOnonononononono it’s alright I’ll be all good -3-)~b

Mystery Man: Do you want to tell them? 

The only sane one: Huh? 

Mystery Man: Like tell them ur uncomf 

The only sane one: It’s not making me uncomfortable dw! It’s more like, its funny to try to clean up morphix and then there’s really questionable sounds going on in the background.

The only sane one: Im going to go so I can focus on cleaning up.

Troublemaker: Bye Flo <3 

The only sane one: <3 

The only sane one has gone offline!

Mystery Man: Please. Just grow a pair and ask her out. [Message Deleted]

Troublemaker: SHUSH ALSO DELETE THAT PLEASE SHE’LL READ IT
[Message Deleted]

Robin Hood: lmao.

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Chat: Limphean Gang 

The only sane one has come online!

The only sane one: The rest said they were taking over so I could go. 

Robin Hood: Did anyone ask you why you had Krystal’s stuff?

The only sane one: I think everyone thinks its mine.

Troublemaker: THERE ARE SO MANY CRYSTALS ON IT HOW 

The only sane one: In all fairness I mainly kept it behind me 

Mystery Man: ok that’s fair tho. 

Mystery Man: Anyway we r eating rn, ur food is next to us 

Troublemaker: GroupPic.png

The only sane one: Aww, you guys look so cute!

The only sane one: I should be able to reach there in about 7 minutes! 

Robin Hood: Alright, but just don’t crash into anything on the way

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Chat: Limphean Gang

Robin Hood: Where are you guys 

Mystery Man: Did the two of you get lost again? 

Troublemaker: We didn’t jeez. 

Troublemaker: Also cuz like, we mentioned to meet up rn? 

Mystery Man: 

Mystery Man: OH FUCK ME AND FLORA GOT TOO CARRIED AWAY HOLD UP LET ME DRAG HER AWAY FROM THE PLANTS 

Robin Hood: NAWW WHICH SHOP ARE YALL AT 

Mystery Man: TAKE A GOOD GUESS.

Mystery Man has gone offline! 

Troublemaker: RIP Helia 

The only sane one has come online!

The only sane one: So um, I might have chucked Helia’s phone in a panic. 

Troublemaker: WHAT 

The only sane one: No! Like. I didn’t hear him coming, freaked out and summoned a vine that grabbed his phone and threw it. 

Troublemaker: icicic

Robin Hood: This is why all our stuff is enchanted to be more resistant than most. 

The only sane one: Alright he’s back, thankfully it didn’t fly that far away.

The only sane one: Sorry about the miscommunication btw, I totally lost track of time talking to the plants (0v0)”>

Robin Hood: All good all good dw.

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Blueberry: So.

Starfruit: I don’t like where this is going. 

Blueberry: COMEON TRUST ME THIS ONCE

Dragon Fruit: Sorry Musa but the last time around you started a convo it ended up in sex territory 

Blueberry: I wasn’t the one who mentioned banging each other. :P 

Blueberry: anyway- if you weren’t dating ur current s/o, who would you date? 

Dragon Fruit: Damn that’s a hard one lol 

Starfruit: easy. Bloom. 

Apple: I’d probably say Flora. 

Avocado: sryr not fam enough with yall to say anyone. 

Blueberry: Nah its good. 

Starfruit: hbu? 

Blueberry: Prolly Aisha lol. Women who could carry me 

Strawberry has come online!

Strawberry: I know you want to say something NSFW there lol 

Blueberry: SHUT UP-

Dragon Fruit: Ok but Musa has a point though, I wouldn’t mind a strong partner 

Dragon Fruit: ahhhhh idk who to choose now 

Avocado: Just say all of them :) 

Dragon Fruit: Stella, Flora or Aisha 

Starfruit: Awww <3 

Blueberry: ga y 

Strawberry: uhh prolly Aisha

Blueberry: @Starfruit ur gf is popular af

Blueberry: Ok but ngl… Bloom tho 

Dragon Fruit: DONT BRING IT TO ME

Starfruit: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN RIGHT MUSA??

Blueberry: Sorry B but damn do you look hot 

Strawberry: Can’t exactly testify but I do see your appeal 

Dragon Fruit: OUEHSRFJNDLROUHGD

Dragon Fruit has gone offline!

Apple: Y’all killed her ( : ౦ ‸ ౦ : )

Blueberry: It’ll be fine- she’ll be back in a while

Water Lily and Cherry have come online!

Cherry: Guys…

Starfruit: Hello you two :) 

Water Lily: Why did Bloom just faint on the spot 

Strawberry: cause of death (/j): Gay panic 

Cherry: Should I dare ask for the context? 

Blueberry: Well it ain’t my fualt ur roomie is visually appealineg / so dam hot 

Blueberry: tex  pls turn pff the ac my fingers are freeznxig 

Strawberry: You have shitty cold resistance. 

Starfruit: you literally live in Zenith where its cold af ofc you can deal with it.

Water Lily: how tf have the two of you tolerated each other for the past 5 years?

Apple: @Cherry Well Musa was just asking who each of us would date if we weren’t dating our current partner. We noticed how most of us said Aisha as our answer but then Stella mentioned that Bloom is also good looking… which resulted in her fainting 

Water Lily: Bloom is a gay disaster waiting to unfold.

Strawberry: I think we can all agree on that

Blueberry: annnyway pls sner the question too 

Strawberry: ok i’ll turn off the AC gdi 

Water Lily: can’t u just walk out to the living room- 

Strawberry: she’s being a lazy ass again 

Blueberry: STF U 

Cherry: Regarding Musa’s question…I’m a bit torn between Bloom and Aisha

Blueberry: really choosing the two most popular options aren’t ya /lh

Apple: I’m curious who’s ur option Aisha? 

Water Lily: Torn too lol. 

Water Lily: Toss up between Musa and Flora 

Blueberry: ME? 

Strawberry: WHAT DO YOU SEE IN MUSA IM SORRY-

Water Lily: I mean we did bond over having shitty (or lack there of) romance experiences in 2nd Year…

Blueberry: ok true tho <3 /p

Avocado: out of all the answers right now, i love how there’s only two instances of people saying each other. 

Avocado: both of which are with Aisha 

Water Lily: I’ll take that as a compliment 

Cherry: Honestly, I didn’t think you’d say me…

Water Lily: just sayin, you look pretty almost all the time <3 

Cherry: Awwww thanks <3

Water Lily: <3 

Dragon Fruit has come online!

Dragon Fruit: /lh I come online and Flora and Aisha are flirting again. 

Blueberry: I was going to say Flora pick us up there’s flirting in the chat and then realised that Flora IS one of the people flirting 

Water Lily: WE ARENT FLIRITNG 

Cherry: (/^0-0”)/^

Starfruit: do we want to have the “gayest in the Winx” convo again? 

Apple: Let’s not. 

Cherry: Actually, Mirta, are you dating anyone? 

Blueberry: oh yeah we’ve been so busy attacking one another that we forget to ask everyone else lmao (speaking of everyone else shld we @ the other three online) 

Apple: Me and Lucy have been dating for a while :D 

Cherry: That’s great for you! I’m glad you two are together! 

Starfruit: ^^^ 

Blueberry: Should we add her?

Apple: Please don’t. Lucy’s quite busy and she’s not a big fan of GCs…

Starfruit: I fear those dots 

Apple: let’s just say she almost permanently cursed someone who added her into a GC 

Dragon Fruit: alright got it, we’ll respect her wishes 

Apple: Thanks :D 

Brb making people question the definition of besties

Aisha: ur not going to mention Krystal?

Flora: Uhhhhh

Flora: I kinda wanna ask her out separately :D 

Aisha: I see

Flora: Also because I kinda wanna see Musa’s shocked face when she finds out me and Helia haven’t been dating for a while :3.

Aisha: thats so fucking valid please i want revenge on her 

Flora: No you are not going to try to prank her.

Aisha: Ur not my actual mother. 

Flora: … 

Flora: If Musa pranks you back even worse than you did before then just know that I warned you. 

Aisha: how are you so good at acting like a mother? I think i just fucking shivered from that message 

Flora: Do I really?

Aisha: Well ur v mothering / protective of all of us 

Flora: That’s probably my older sibling instincts kicking in.

Aisha: good point.

Aisha: also wait back to Krystal I’m surprised ur going to try. 

Flora: Well, knowing how long we’re going to be working together for, its at least better to get this off my chest.

Aisha: Good luck! If u need any ideas i could prolly give some 

Flora: :D <3

Flora: Knowing me… i probably would need that advice.

Aisha: alrighty <3

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Magical Fruit Orchard

Blueberry: ALRUGHT WHICH ONE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS GLUED MY MERCH TO THE CEILING 

Strawberry: glue.png

Starfruit: SHOSNDKEMDODD 

Water Lily: WHAT THE FUCK-

Dragon Fruit: I want to question all the merch you have…

Kiwi: MUSA I WANT TO TALK ABT UR MERCH LATER

Blueberry: TOKU WATCHER?!?!?!?

Kiwi: HELL YEAH 

Blueberry: WOOOOO FUCK YOU ALL 

Strawberry: It’s worse than her Danganronpa phase. 

Blueberry: SHUT UP.

Blueberry: TOKU ASIDE. WHOEVER DID THIS IS GOING TO FUCKING GET IT FROM ME. 

Brb making people question the definition of best friends 

Flora: Aisha…

Aisha: Before you ask, yes that was me. Yes I bought the glue just so that Musa wouldn’t immediately tell it was me from my morphix. 

Flora: How did you even manage to do it with Musa noticing 

Aisha: she was out on a date with Tec lmao 

Flora: I sometimes don’t understand how you all manage to pull of these sorts of pranks 

Aisha: Its better if you don’t know.

Chapter Text

Krystal has created a chat! 

Krystal has added 4 users 

Krystal: Guys I need advice 

Bloom: Is this what I’m thinking it is about? 

Krystal: Absolutely.

Stella: Is this royal stuff

Krystal: … kinda? I guess you could say it is 

Krystal: tho Aisha isn’t in the chat and my friend is here too :) 

Chris: you finally have the balls to do this omg 

Krystal: listen, at least your crush isn’t a walking block of tungsten when it comes to romantic advances 

Sky: Oh, it’s love life 

Stella: WAIT WHO IS IT 

Stella: wait I actually can’t believe I didn’t notice 

Krystal: same, I’m quite… upfront with my crush to say the least

Sky: Really? 

Krystal: I doubt you’ve seen it cuz its only really in the Winx dorm GC lol 

Stella: nO 

Stella: UR CRUSHING ON FLORA? 

Krystal: Yep, fortunately or unfortunately.

Bloom: Lol 

Sky: How bad is Flora? 

Krystal: anyone’s worst crushing nightmare, especially when you know she likes you back. 

Sky: Wait fr? 

Bloom: I tried to ask her once but she vehemently denied it

Stella: wiat wait it just hit me, Flora and Helia aren’t together anymore? 

Krystal: yeah they broke up a bit after Darkar

Sky: I thought they really got into it after Darkar?

Krystal: Somehow, they are good at acting like they are a couple 

Krystal: but terrible at pretending that they’ve never known each other 

Sky: yeah that makes some sense, the guys were all drilling into Helia about his relation to Flora when he first joined 

Bloom: and you weren’t involved? 

Sky: I didnt want to bother the poor guy anymore than he already was 

Stella: fair

Krystal: so yes. I need help confessing to Flora. 

Krystal: how did you guys confess to ur S/Os

Sky: I kinda just directly asked him out sorry! 

Stella: I followed a Solarian courting ritual / rite which involved me passing Aisha crystal ornaments that responds to light exposure 

Stella: but then I realised that she wasn’t going to know abt the rites so i moved to passing her flowers secretly

Stella: she still wasn’t putting the pieces together so I decided to amp it up a notch and directly give her the same flowers as her “secret admirer” did 

Stella: Took her a while but eventually she understood what I was getting at and just told me I didn’t need to be so cryptic 

Krystal: Bloom? 

Bloom: I asked her over text for a friend hangout? And then on the 2nd or 3rd one I asked her out.

Krystal: k…

Chris: I doubt any of those are working on Flora 

Bloom: Absolutely not.

Krystal: Actually maybe Sky’s one.

Stella: FR? 

Sky: MINE? 

Krystal: Listen, if she doesn’t get the hint from subtle flirts and pick up lines, clearly the next best choice is to say it to her face. 

Krystal: She can’t tell me that I’m “saying it in a friend way” 

Krystal: RIGHT? 

Bloom: I hope so. 

Sky: ^^ 

Chris: Thing is, you can never know with her

Stella: Ok but I want the love tea 

Krystal: ? 

Stella: like, tell us how you realised you were in love wiith her 

Chris: don’t get her started… 

Krystal: We didn’t really know each other until she was 14 iirc? Her mentored noticed how much potential she had for nature magic and recommended her to the royal druids for a mentorship. 

Krystal: The first time we met was during what I think was her first mentorship session because she looked really scared and shy of everyone in the palace (and apparently spent half the time saying she didn’t see why she was being mentored in the first place)

Krystal: I didn’t talk to her because I had my own training and didn’t feel like putting more pressure on her. But young me was kinda smitten with her. 

Krystal: anyway she goes for a few more mentorship sessions before Helia finally suggests we (me him and Chris) talk to her since she seems like she’s gonna be coming for quite a while. We tried to greet her when she arrived but that p much only surprised her and left her standing outside the gates for way too long. 

Krystal: we tried again later during her break, making sure not to suddenly start the convo so she doesn’t freak out again. It somewhat worked but she really only introduced herself and then listened to the three of us talk for the rest of her break. 

Krystal: BUT. some persistence later and we managed to get her to open up and eventually started dragging her to the palace even on non-mentorship days. And you can kinda guess what happened next 

Krystal: Teen me was smitten. 

Stella: oh wow 

Bloom: Great Dragon that’s a story 

Sky: It’s up there with u and Icy lol

Bloom: OH SHUT UP 

Chris: lemme guess, UST? 

Bloom: OWHEDSOURWFHOIG

Stella: he ain’t lying tho

Bloom: FORGET ABOUT ME AND ICY WE HAVE A BIGGER SHIP TO SAIL 

Sky: What are the chances she’s asking for help too

Krystal: if she is, it’s absolutely Helia and Aisha.

Bloom: ofc its Aisha, bestie things 

Stella: no roomie privileges? 

Bloom: doubt so. 

Bloom: but also Flora literally always goes to Aisha for romance advice.

Stella: are we sure they didn’t date? 

Chris: I mean a few days is plausible but nothing long term from either of them. 

Sky: how are you sure? 

Krystal: if they dated for more than a week I think all three of us would have heard something from her about how cool and amazing Aisha is. 

Krystal: she did that with Helia after all… 

Chris: don’t remind me 

Krystal: that’s your problem to deal with lol :P I ain’t the one in love with him 

Stella: so it’s somewhat like a love square??????? 

Chris: pretty much

Bloom: great dragon you guys are worse than i initially thought 

Bloom: and that was already taking into consideration Flora’s disaster romantic 

Krystal: at this rate I think being a disaster in romance is the norm for Limpheans 

Chris: yeah talk about the number of times we’ve heard the story of how your parents met…

Stella: is it also as bad as the two of you noww? 

Krystal Not as bad but still involves a lot of hopeless pining 

Sky: so it’s generational /hj 

Krystal: STOPPPPPPPP

Chapter Text

Chat: Magical Fruit Orchard

Dragon Fruit: Seriously I need to say it again. You are so goddam hot and gorgeous I have no clue how I managed to land such a sexy woman like you.

Dragon Fruit: Like out of all the women in this world I’d never imagine falling for you but fuck, I don’t think I can live without you now

Blueberry: Bloom? 

Starfruit: BLOOM PLS

Water Lily: Ur a dumbass 

Dragon Fruit: FUCK IFNORE PLS 

Dragon Fruit has deleted 2 messages!

Strawberry: DownBadBloom.png

Strawberry: caught in 4K 

Avocado: Bloom are you Simping or are you roleplaying 

Dragon Fruit: OH I AM SO FAR AWAY FROM ROLEPLAYING IM NEVER GOING BACK DOWN THAT RABBIT HOLE AGAIN.

Strawberry: So you are admitting to simping for someone else

Enemies to Lovers irl

Icy: B? U ok?

Bloom: er well

Bloom: I sent my messages to the wrong chat 

Icy: oh for goodness sake which one 

Bloom: The Winx dorm GC… 

Icy: I can’t save you 

Bloom: wait one moment 

Chat: Magical Fruit Orchard

Avocado: So you aren’t denying the simping allegations?  

Dragon Fruit: SHUT UPPPPPL

Water Lily: But like B ur taken?????? I thought you were single this whole time. 

Dragon Fruit: sshhhhhhhh

Dragon Fruit: you guys saw NOTHING. 

Dragon Fruit: N O T H I N G  

Private chat between Musa and Darcy 

Musa: Yo random question but is Icy taken?

Darcy: Are you trying to hit on my sister? 

Musa: No but I’m curious about something else. 

Darcy: What is it? 

Musa: B let it slip in the winx gc that she’s dating someone

Darcy: And you immediately assume its my sister out of everyone left? 

Musa: few things: 

Musa: 1) her text explicitly mentioned that her secret partner is a woman so that halves the possible suspects 

Musa: 2) Out of the remaining single ladies I know, its not Roxy or Selina cuz they are all childhood friends and Selina is saving way too much blackmail on Bloom to be dating her. 

Musa: 3) Icy and B have some of the largest amounts of unresolved sexual tension. It is insane. I don’t trust one bit that their big dragon fight in first year didn’t have the tiniest bit of sexual tension.

Darcy: are you like a matchmaker or something

Musa: nah i just can sense the romantic and/or sexual tension between people 

Musa: so are they dating? 

Darcy: Icy doesn’t want to spill about her love life to us 

Musa: alrighty time to go full annoying mode then :) 

Darcy: I don’t like where this is going…

Witch Bitches

Darcy: @Icy did Bloom message the wrong GC 

Icy: Yes and she’s absolutely screwed. 

Darcy: and you’re not going to help hre? 

Icy: HOW DO YOU WANT ME TO BITCH 

Enemies to lovers irl

Bloom: oh my god we are going to get busted REAL soon 

Icy: Why? 

Bloom: Musa has not let go of the mistext 

Icy: Ah, have fun 

Bloom: ICY </3

Bloom: pls what do i do Musa is one of the most persistent people I know 

Icy: You dug that hole for yourself love

Bloom: :”( 

Icy: Actually, she’s also asked Darcy but she’s a good liar.

Magical Fruit Orchard 

Dragon Fruit: Musa stop I’m single 

Blueberry: ur messages says otherwise 

Dragon Fruit: Nuh Uh 

Starfruit: this is gonna be like with me and Aisha isn’t it? 

Strawberry: Absolutely. 

Strawberry: She’s not stopping until she gets her answers. 

Strawberry: So @Dragon Fruit you have 2 choices 

Strawberry; 1) Full story w/ details now 2) See how long you can keep away from Musa we have a championship list with SolarWave in first and PrinceGuard in second. 

Apple: Who are those 

Starfruit: I think first is me and Aisha and second is Sky Brandon

Strawberry: yes.

Apple: How does the timer work 

Strawberry: starts the moment Musa starts poking at someone for love life tea. Ends when said tea is spilled 

Blueberry: sooo Bloom? You wanna admit defeat or try to beat your bestie 

Avocado: how did you even come up with all these names? 

Blueberry: eh usually its just powers 

Blueberry: Flora/Helia is FlowerArt, me and Tec is SpeakerPhone. Hypothetically, Stella/Bloom is SolarFlare, Me/Aisha is OceanWave, Flora/Bloom is FireFlower etc. 

Peach: That’s… a lot 

Strawberry: she’s not even touching the guys.

Dragon Fruit: I think its funny how Flora / Helia is the only straight ship there 

Starfruit: I mean, can you deny their power they are the couple standard 

Chat: Unnamed Chat

Krystal: I can’t stop laughing about Flora and Helia 

Chris: ??? 

Bloom: Musa is completely unaware of Flora/Krystal lol 

Stella: you say that as if you aren’t getting exposed in a while 

Bloom: SHUT UP 

Krystal has changed the chat name to Operation HealingFlower

Krystal: forgot to do that earlier

Stella: wait that’s such a cute pair name 

Krystal: yw :) 

Chat: Magical Fruit Orchard

Blueberry: Bloom.

Dragon Fruit: Musa. 

Kiwi: I think this is becoming one of those wild west stand offs 

Blueberry: @Kiwi do u got a blaster

Kiwi: I have the King’s weapon, why? 

Blueberry: @Dragon Fruit duel. Wild west style.

Strawberry: for fuck’s sake no.

Blueberry: yes. 

Starfruit: I don’t liike this 

Dragon Fruit: Aisha make a morphix gun please 

Water Lily: you want me to get involved with Musa 

Blueberry: also whoever glued my merch is still gonna get it from me btw

Kiwi: no one is going to take the blasters seriously tho- King’s Weapon looks so clunky 

Blueberry: the crazier the better 

Starfruit: Flora is going to kill us if we make a mess

Blueberry: nw, this is all mess free.

Strawberry: I thought you asked me to mod your blaster 

Blueberry: I have an extra 

Kiwi: how much merch do you HAVE

Blueberry: ehhh not that much, I just picked up a spare Donblaster because why not? 

Chat: How do I gay? 

Bloom: what if i just jumped out of the window and ran for my life 

Stella: you have classes tomorrow 

Bloom: Musa can’t ask me during classes, I just need survive the night, come back then leave without her catching me 

Sky: all this to hide from Musa/ 

Selina: Why do you make it sound like its a apocalypse or that you;r ebeing chased by a murderer 

Bloom: LISTEN IM COMPETITIVE I WANT TO BE FIRST ON THAT LEADERBOARD

Stella: Argument: Flora/Krystal will beat you by miles just on the sheer fact that Musa doesn’t know 

Bloom: Counter-Argument: They don’t count because Musa won’t push them if she still believes Flora and Helia are dating.

Sky: Bloom has a point

Stella: Counter-Counter-Argument: Flora. 

Bloom: It’ll be fineee I’ll just tell her im hiding from Musa 

Selina: wishing you good luck with that 

Later… 

Flora: Wait so Bloom’s somewhere else in Magix right now? 

Stella: yes 

Sky: Bets are on Icy’s room in Cloud Tower 

Stella: nahh I think love hotel 

Roxy: you think they’d go that far in their relationship? 

Flora: In all fairness, everyone else in the Winx dorm has so it’s plausible

Sky: wow, went straight for the kill 

Flora: Didn’t the others mention you and Brandon did it too…? (ᓀ ᓀ)

Stella: right back at you

Roxy: Flora remind me to never anger you… 

Chat: Operation HealingFlower

Bloom: I found the need to send this here but Flora sent this: 

Bloom: (ᓀ ᓀ)

Krystal: STOPPPP I CAN JUST IMAGINE HER DOING THAT IRL FUCK

Chris: Simp. 

Krystal: I hate this SO MUCH

Two best friends in a room, they might kiss (fuck) :) 

Speaker: random idea

Phone: what.

Speaker: stalk 

Phone: oh for fucks’ sake 

Speaker: Listen I need the tea.

Phone: she’s going to notice you, you aren’t subtle at all

Speaker: i’m saying YOU do it

Phone: No.

Speaker: Well fuck you! I’m going to do it myself! 

Phone: I think both B and Flora will kill you

Phone: neither am I interested in dragging a passed out you back to Alfea because you got a headache trying to echolocate Bloom

Speaker: fine… i’ll wait for her to come back

Chat: Magical Fruit Orchard

Blueberry: hey uh 

Water Lily: what did you do Musa 

Starfruit: ^^^ 

Strawberry: I’m not even going to question you this time 

Blueberry: no, no just uh I found this 

Blueberry: pendant.png

Apple: ?? 

Kiwi: What is that 

Blueberry: idk man, just found it in the living room.

Blueberry: clearly it ain’t Stella’s, she’s probably notice it by now 

Starfruit: what is THAT supposed to mean 

Blueberry: idk man, it also doesn’t give you 

Blueberry: tho tbf you can make most things work 

Water Lily: It ain’t mine, I doubt Flo would have something like that 

Strawberry: Aisha seriously, if you weren’t dating Stella I’d really think the two of you would be dating

Strawberry: ^^^ 

Starfruit: Seconded

Water Lily: guys PLEASE 

Kiwi: Where exactly did you find it?

Blueberry: outside… 

Starfruit: outside what? 

Blueberry: outside Bloom’s room.

Strawberry: oh for fucks sake Musa

Blueberry: THIS IS A MAJOR HINT ON THE BLOOM LOVE INTEREST

Blueberry: I CANT LET IT GO 

Water Lily: oh god here we go again 

Apple: I’m glad I already mentioned who I was dating ! 

Starfruit: you really avoided a bombshell

Blueberry: nah i wouldn’t pester her, it’d be like a 90/10 chance 

Apple: ??? 

Blueberry: 90% its Lucy or someone we don’t know, 10% its Flora 

Water Lily: I think Flora is just easily mistaken as dating someone else 

Cherry has come online!

Cherry: ? 

Strawberry: … 

Starfruit: oh my-

Blueberry: WIHEROGIHESORG 

Blueberry: AISHA THIS IS NOT HELPING YOUR “IM NOT DATING FLORA CASE” 

Water Lily:  One more time and I’m slapping you in the head with morphix

Cherry: Sorry, what’s going on? 

Strawberry: Musa found a pendant outside of your room 

Cherry: Uh huh? 

Blueberry: Don’t listen to her, let me explain this 

Blueberry: so you know B texted the wrong person the other day and basically outted the fact that she was dating someone else? 

Blueberry: I’m still on her case but since AISHA claims it’s not yours, it’s clearly Bloom’s… or her secret partner hehehehehe 

Water Lily: why tf is my name in bold and italics 

Strawberry: do we need to make a document on you two? 

Cherry: ???? 

Blueberry: anyway, yeah pendant important 

Cherry: I see… there’s no stopping you is there? 

Strawberry: Absolutely not. It’s as bad as her sugar rushes 

Blueberry: ohm y god. 

Starfruit: what now 

Apple: Should I be scared? 

Blueberry: I NEED TO GO ON A SUGAR RUSH.

Strawberry: OH FUCK NO WINX

Cherry: Already on it! 

Kiwi: Holy- even Flora’s stopping her. 

Blueberry: NOOOOOOO 

Starfruit: good. Peace and quiet for all of us. 

Brb making people question the definition of best friends <3 

Aisha: I still don’t know how you’ve managed to hide your crush from everyone this whole time

Flora: I’m a surprisingly good actor 

Aisha: and a denier of Krystal liking you 

Flora: Hey I’m going to ask her soon! :< 

Flora: Although to be fair, I’m somehow good at acting like I’m dating someone. 

Aisha: talk about it…

Flora: :")

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Chat: Magical Fruit Orchard

Blueberry: More progress has been made 

Strawberry: no sugar rushes were mde in the process

Kiwi: Is that good or bad? 

Starfruit: good. very very very very good 

Blueberry: its not THAT bad 

Water Lily: I didn't catch up on sleep until a whole month later after a single night of that

Blueberry: ur welcome 

Strawberry: you say that as if you aren’t eternally sleep deprived

Starfruit: anyway, tea? 

Water Lily: stfu Tecna

Blueberry: there are traces of wtch magic on the pnedant so yk, ct

Blueberry: which leads into my running theory of B’s love interest 

Strawberry: you can thank me for all that analysis. 

Blueberry: It’s Icy and hear me out. 

Starfruit: the fact that Musa’s using full grammar is fucking insane and I think we should be worried.

Water Lily: this is literally her and her most interested 

Blueberry: EXCUSEME I CAN TYPE WITH PERFECT GRAMMER IF I WANT TO LIKE THIS 

Cherry: You just had a typo so I don’t think that’s counted…? 

Starfruit: Flora honey you really throw out the biggest burns with the softest voice 

Avocado: no one is even going to point out that the top suspect is Icy?  

Water Lily: When the base is a CT student, a trix member is the most reasonable

Blueberry:  SHUT UP LEMME CONTINUE 

Starfruit: ^^ What she said, I can’t imagine its with a randoms studnet ngl 

Blueberry: Anyway, 1) We know its not Darcy because she and Riven had a short relationship but she's not that type I think  

Blueberry: 2) Stormy feels too wild for B yk?

Blueberry: 3) Have you SEEN Bloom and Icy? Those two have some of the most UST I’ve ever seen in my life idk who would have more 

Water Lily: somehow, you make very valid points 

Blueberry: “SOMEHOW”???? WDYM SOMEHOW 

Starfruit: you’ve had ur fair share of… questionable moments. 

Strawberry: I’m not going to deny the allegations directed at you Muse 

Blueberry: I’m being ganged up on here and the only other people either won’t help or is still MIA sobs 

Water Lily: what if I just stabbed you 

Blueberry: gasp how dare thee do such a thing 

Apple: why does that sound so dramatic and flowery? Doesn’t feel like something you’d normally say 

Strawberry: from when she had a massive musical phase 

Blueberry: Hey Tec. 

Strawberry: what. 

Avocado: of course ur a musical theatre kid ofc u are 

Blueberry: fuck me.

Water Lily: relaly???? 

Strawberry: why am I even surprised at this point in time.

Blueberry: @Avocado I’m the fairy of music u think I wouldn’t listen to musical theatre oh my god its peak shit 

Starfruit: Tec, you’ve been dating her for so long i thought u’d know when she does this.

Strawberry: she does too many things to keep track of.

Blueberry: hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Starfruit: oh my fucking god. 

Water Lily: Musa if you ever laugh like this irl im taping ur mouth shut

Chat: How do I gay?

Stella: B you are getting busted very soon, Musa’s already guessed Icy

Bloom: :((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

Sky: That was fast 

Stella: Musa found Icy’s pendant, which dropped when I presume she came over for a night? 

Bloom: yeah… we were kissing

Flora: kissing or…? 

Bloom: NO WE AREN’T THERE YET I SWEAR 

Bloom: I HAVENT SEEN HER BOOBS 

Roxy: Bloom I almost cackled in my roombecause of that.

Stella: imean, seeing boobs is a step. 

Bloom: SHUSH OK-

Bloom: WE WERE KISSING AND I WANTED A CLEAR SHOT OF HER NERCK SO IS TOOK IT OFF NAD FORGOT TO GIVE IST BACK

Selina: so I shoudl be looking for a hickey on Icy? 

Bloom: DO NOT  

Selina: :P 

Sky: wait, where was Flora during all of that. 

Flora: I was asleep, no? 

Bloom: she was asleep. 

Bloom: like she should be because it was 3am 

Flora: Bloom… 

Bloom: sorry mom (m; _ _)m

Flora: (¬ ¬ )

Stella: I still don’t get the art of ur kao thingys

Bloom: THEY”RE KAOMOJIS 

Flora: Bloom, I just heard that…

Chat: Magical Fruit Orchard

Blueberry: O HEARD BLOOM 

Kiwi: so is this another wrangling case? 

Strawberry: its not a sugar rush so no

Blueberry: @Dragon Fruit GET UR ASS HERE I HAVE QUESTIONS 

Avocado: she’s not gonna respond yk 

Apple: what was she even shouting about?

Blueberry: uh, didn’t hear clearly. Just heard smth that resembled the tune and intonation of her voice 

Avocado: sometimes, the depths that each of you have to ur powers is fuckng terrifying 

Peach: you haven’t seen Flora’s…

Strawberry: i dont think anyone in the winx has dared to ask 

Blueberry: i volunteer while on a sugar high 

Starfruit: no. 

Water Lily: absolutely not. 

Strawberry: aslo no

Blueberry: fuck all of u 

Blueberry: but back to B, i’m gonna echolocate her. 

Chat: How do I gay?

Bloom: OH I FUCKED UP I FORGOT MUSA CAN HEAR SHIT FROM MILES AWAY 

Stella: run, she’s using her echolocation 

Bloom: was running the moment i screamed. 

Flora: I really dont know how to help you now… 

Selina: wishing you the best of luck 

Bloom: SEL PLEASE 

Selina: you did it to urself B i aint helpin ya 

Enemies to Lovers irl 

Bloom: send help 

Icy: what did you do 

Bloom: I’m being chased down by Musa because I screamed

Bloom: r u back at CT 

Icy: yes but how am I supposed to help you hide from music pixie 

Bloom: uhhhhhhhh

Bloom: didn’t think that far…

Icy: what did I get myself into… 

Bloom: (◕‿◕)” 

Chat: Magical Fruit Orchard

Apple: any updatesMusa? 

Strawberry: i’m surprised that you are interested in the relationship stuff 

Apple: I mean… when it’s one of you and one of the trix I have to be at least a bit curious… 

Kiwi: real 

Blueberry: hm, noted 

Blueberry: but uh I might’ve lost her. 

Strawberry: *she ran by the music cafe and got distracted

Kiwi: lol ur  relaly fast with the callouts  

Blueberry: LISTEN SOMEONE WAS PLAYING SOME BANGER MUSIC IN THERE YOU CANT EXPECT ME TO NOT POKE MY HEAD IN

Starfruit: ok so, how are we getting her. 

Blueberry: if she’s running. I’m cornering her. 

Starfruit: explain… 

Blueberry: I’m just gonna block with my arms 

Strawberry: and if she ducks? 

Blueberry: leg.

Starfruit: idc whether you suceed or not but dont do it throughout our lesson please  

Water Lily: I can see this going wrong in so many different ways

Blueberry: and does any of it happen to involve Flora? 

Water Lily: Why are you still on my ass about Flora

Strawberry: you two  act way too gay for ur own good. 

Water Lily: fuck you 

Kiwi: Rewind, is Musa’s entire plan just to  body block Bloom??? 

Blueberry: Yes. yes it is. 

Avocado: 90% sure she can just barge through you, you aren’t that physically strong. 

Blueberry: i didn’t say I was doign this solo 

Starfruit: I’m not helping you. 

Strawberry: she’s also tossing me aside 

Water Lily: I don’t even know if we have a choice. 

Avocado: also

Avocado: why are you guys even planning this out in a chat she can read in???

Water Lily: I said what I said.  

Blueberry: She can’t avoid our combined lesson. 

Later… 

Avocado: So, how did it go? 

Peach: I wasn’t there but I can tell you it didn’t go well. 

Avocado: How??? 

Peach: Flora.

Apple: O h 

Peach: Basically I finished class and hear a commotion. Bloom’s running by me, being chased by Musa and Stella (to which I presume Stella is trying to stop Musa?) 

Peach: I look at the classroom and Flora’s rubbing her head. 

Peach: aka all I need to know to know that Flo somehow someway got herself hit again. 

Peach: so she’s with me now :) 

Water Lily has come online!

Strawberry has come online!

Water Lily: I fucking told them this wouldn’t work. 

Strawberry: you also called Flora getting hurt 

Water Lily: I DID NOT ? 

Strawberry: Implied.

Water Lily: fuck u 

Strawberry: that aside, we unfortunately have to set that counter back to 0 

Kiwi: what counter 

Water Lily: Days since Flora got injured counter

Avocado: does she get hurt that much? 

Strawberry: Yes.

Water Lily: yes

Peach: as the person who gets called often to help, yes. 

Peach: and she’s not much better during the holidays.

Apple: After seeing the explosion from last year, I’m concerned how much worse it can get. 

Peach: I have a list and it’s not pretty

Water Lily: why do you have a list??? 

Peach: keeps me a bit saner

Strawberry: I see why. 

Apple: so I guess no success?

Strawberry: we’re really just waiting on Musa and Stella. 

Apple: oh? Stella joined? 

Water Lily: idk, ask her when she gets back. 

Starfruit has come online!

Starfruit: i lost both of them. 

Avocado: how? their hair colours stick out a lot 

Starfruit: i cant play catch with two semi athletic people. 

Strawberry: yet you somehow are dating the most athletic person in our group 

Starfruit: SHUT UP TECNA.

Water Lily: I’m in my room btw 

Starfruit: ily <3 

Water Lily: <3 

Strawberry: so does Musa need to soundproof our room for the day 

Water Lily: No.  

Apple: honestly Aisha, sometimes you sound as scary as Luce

Starfruit: Luce? 

Apple: my nickname for Lucy :D  

Water Lily: I will take that as a compliment. 

Starfruit: gotchu, like Muse for Musa. 

Apple: yep! 

Kiwi: that’s adorable oh my god im feeling fomo for being single 

Starfruit: absolutely don’t rush it girl, you gotta find the one that’s truly meant for you. 

Starfruit: that’s what all of us learnt lmaoooo 

Strawberry: Flora? 

Starfruit: ofc excluding her we can’t just ignore the power couple 

Chat: Operation HealingFlower

Krystal: I lied that I was going to the bathroom to say this 

Krystal: fuck she’s so gorgeous up close I think I almost kissed her from pure gay panic 

Chris: … 

Stella: oh my god 

Chris: just confess 

Sky: ^^ 

Krystal: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 

Chris: you already know she likes you it’s not that hard. 

Krystal: FYCK I FEEL HOT GODEOUHUWHG

Sky: yk, as someone who had to deal with Stella and her crush on Aisha, this feels accurate 

Stella: HEY! 

Brb making people question the definition of best friends <3

Flora: I may need help.

Aisha: what happened bewtween u and Krystal 

Flora: I was lying on her lap and we were staring at each other and…

Aisha: and? 

Flora: She looked so pretty from that view! 

Aisha: just ask her out on a date, it’s not going to cause a world ending apocalpyse 

Aisha: there’s really nothing stopping you. Musa won’t even notice because she’s so strung up on Bloom. 

Flora: Ok.

An Artist and his Flower (Read: Platonic)

Flora: ok I’m doing it. 

Helia: doing what ? 

Flora: I’m going to ask Krystal out.