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1. Talk Like A Top Take It Like A Bottom by lourrygum

   Fandoms: 5 Seconds of Summer (Band)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   19 Mar 2015

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Michael Clifford/Luke Hemmings
   • Michael Clifford
   • Luke Hemmings
   • Calum Hood
   • Ashton Irwin
   • Original Female Character(s)
   • she has a hella minor role tho
   • so does ashton :(
   • Enemies to Lovers
   • Michael Being A Dick
   • michael hates luke
   • not really tho
   • he's just pissed that luke is such a cutie
   • Alternate Universe - Restaurant
   • Waiter Luke
   • Waiter Michael
   • lets play a game called where the fuck is ashton
   • Waiter Calum
   • Fluff
   • at the end

   Summary

   "Who d'you think will have to train Luke in the fine arts of being a waiter?" Calum wonders as Michael grabs a bottle of wine and they both make their way out of the kitchen to table 4.

   "I still can't fucking believe you fucking did this," is all Michael says, his frown turning into a polite, entirely fake smile as they reach the table they're serving.

   or, calum gets michael's worst enemy a job at the restaurant they work at and michael doesn't like luke. not even a little.

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   English

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