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[A chain of red monkeys is being lower down to find Buzz by Bo Peep's cane but it's short from the bushes]
Slinky: It's too short! We need more monkeys!
Rex: There aren't any more! That's the whole barrel.
"You only have one small barrel of monkeys?" Riley asked Andy
"Yeah, had it since I was 4" Andy said to Riley
[He drops the barrel and walks to the edge of the window to look out]
Rex: Buzz! The monkeys aren't working! We're formulating another plan! Stay calm! Oh, where could he be?
"Going to Pizza Planet to get revenge on Woody" Violet said to Rex
[The scene changes to Dinoco gas station where Andy's car drives up to it and parks to a gas tank]
"Dinoco?" Lightning asked himself, he couldn't believe his eyes Dinoco is a best sponsor company and it was mentioned briefly in this movie.
Andy: Can I pump the gas?
Andy's Mom: Sure! I'll even let you drive.
Andy: Yeah?
Andy's Mom: Yeah, when you're 16.
"And I kept my word." Mrs. Davis said, smiling remembering the time that she taught her son how to drive.
Andy: (sarcastic) Yuk, yuk, yuk. Funny, mom.
[Woody unfreezes]
Woody: (hearing the conversation but worried about what will happen if he returns without Buzz) Oh, great. How am I gonna convince those guys it was an accident?
[Then, Buzz appears on the sun roof above Woody and he spot him]
"How did we not see him?" Andy once again asks himself
Woody: Buzz?
[Buzz drops in the car landing on a seat next to Woody as Woody gets up]
"EW!" Everyone said as it shows that a fly somehow got caught on Buzz's helmet
Woody: Buzz! You're alive! This is great! Oh, I'm saved! I'm saved! Andy'll find you here, he'll take us back to the room, and then you can tell everyone that this was all just a big mistake.
[He removes the fly from Buzz's helmet and wipes it while Buzz just glares at him]
"Ew!" Riley exclaims out of disgust of the fly germs on Buzz's helmet
Woody: Huh, right?
[Woody pants]
Woody: (weakly) Buddy?
"I don't think you're going to manipulate him by pretending to be pals instantly Woody" Bob said to Woody
Buzz Lightyear: I just want you to know that even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet.
Woody: Oh, that's good.
"Agree, that's actually amazing" Miguel said as everyone nodded their heads yes
Buzz Lightyear: (getting to Woody's face) But we're not on my planet, are we?
"No" Everyone said, disappointed that Buzz was right
Woody: No.
"Look how close their faces are, if only Buzz's helmet was off" Mike said, everyone except Sulley and Celia gives him weird looks
"Mikey, please don't say those things without knowing it" Sulley advises Mike, especially since Woody and Buzz are literally in the same room as them.
"Sorry, Sulley" Mike apologized to Sulley
[Buzz lunges at Woody and they fall off the car to the ground. They rolled underneath the car, fighting Buzz kicks Woody to the tire]
"This is just so—" Atta was about to say only to be rudely interrupted by Woody and Buzz
"Childish" Woody and Buzz both say, annoyed with Atta saying everything that is childish to her
Woody: Okay. Come on! You want a piece of me?
[Buzz punches Woody, making his face spin until he stops it.]
"Whoa, I didn't know his head spins" Sulley said about Woody's head spinning
"I use that to my advantage" Woody said, Buzz smirks knowing what he meant by that
[Woody lunges at Buzz, pinning him down, open his helmet and punches his face, making a squeaky noise with each punch.]
Everyone laughs at that.
[Buzz then closes his helmet on Woody's hand, making him cry out in pain]
Woody: Ow!
"Ooh!" Everyone said, as they winces at that
[He then punches Buzz's button many times, making it repeat the "Buzz Lightyear to the Rescue!" phrase, until Buzz flips him over, put his foot on Woody's back while pulling his arms back which makes Woody yell in pain. Then they heard Andy and his mom coming to the car]
Everyone is wincing at that.
Jessie, however was getting a flashback to when she did that exact same thing as Buzz, "We were so meant to be together" Jessie thought to herself
Mrs. Davis: Next stop...
Andy: Pizza Planet! Yeah!!!
[He gets in the car and it drives off, leaving Woody and Buzz behind]
Woody: (gasps) Andy!
"No!" Everyone except Woody and Buzz (and Boo because she's 2) all exclaims in shock that Andy and Mrs. Davis had left them behind.
"So that's how they went missing the first time" Andy said to himself
[He watch as the car drives off into the distance. Woody runs after the car but is unable to keep up and stops]
Woody: Doesn't he realize that I'm not there?
"I didn't once looked down both times until when we headed home from Pizza Planet" Andy said to Everyone
(Woody gasps, realizing what this means)
Woody: I'm lost! Oh, I'm a lost toy!
"Totally taking back those words" Woody said about being a lost toy
[He sobs as he stand at the same spot for a while]
Buzz Lightyear: (opening his wrist communicator) Buzz Lightyear Mission Log. The local sheriff, and I seem to be at a huge refueling station of some sort --
[Woody turns around angrily]
Woody: YOU!
"No, you did this to yourself not Buzz" Imelda said to Woody
[He runs towards Buzz but then they heard a tanker truck coming towards them. Buzz quickly runs out of the way but Woody flops down on the ground as the tanker rolls over and stops, a tire just above Woody nearly flattening him.]
Everyone nearly had a heart attack for Woody, imagine being almost flattened to death by that.
"What was that?" Bo Peep jokingly asked her boyfriend
"What was what?" Woody asked Bo Peep in confusion.
Bo Peep then reacted on what Woody was about to do to Buzz.
"Oh, I was about to start another fight but then I stopped myself once I heard that truck coming" Woody then explained why he did that.
"But why randomly went lifeless, the man is not going to care about some child's toy" Ming asked Woody
"Guess that's all I knew what to do at that moment, I've been out to places with Andy before, just never been left behind by him before" Woody said to Ming
"I'm guessing being a lost toy is a bad thing" Mei asked the toys
"Yeah, that's right" Mr. Potato Head said to Mei.
[Woody unfreezes and crawls away from the tire before standing up and backing into Buzz]
Buzz Lightyear: (into wrist communicator) According to my nava-computer, the --
Woody: Shut up! Just shut up, you idiot!
Buzz Lightyear: Sheriff, this is no time to panic.
Woody: This is the perfect time to panic! I'm lost, Andy is gone! They're gonna move from their house in two days and it's all your fault!
"HIS FAULT?!, NO IT WAS YOU'RE FAULT!" Imelda angrily shouts at Woody
Buzz Lightyear: My... My fault?! If you hadn't pushed me out of the window in the first place...!
"Exactly!" Imelda said to Woody
Woody: Oh, yeah? Well, if you hadn't shown up in your stupid little cardboard spaceship and taken away everything that was important to me...!
"Really, you think because of him you lost all you're friends?" Barley asked Woody
"That's basically what happened" Woody said, it was true he basically lost all his friends after Buzz broke his arm but luckily they forgive him by the time they move to the new house in time.
Buzz Lightyear: Don't tell me about importance! Because of you the security of this entire universe is in jeopardy!
Woody: What?! What are you talking about?
Buzz Lightyear: Right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, emperor Zurg has been secretly building a weapon with the destructive capacity to annihilate an entire planet! I alone have information that reveals his weapon's only weakness. And you, my friend, are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with Star Command!
"We are not friends" Woody jokingly said to Buzz, he laughs cause he got the joke.
Woody: You... are.... a... toy!!! You're not the real Buzz Lightyear, you're an.... you're an action figure! You are a child's play thing!
"Meme of the day, baby!" Mike said to Sulley, he laughs at it.
Meanwhile Lightning and Co. Remember that exact same lines from when they were watching it on theater.
Buzz Lightyear: You are a sad, strange little man and you have my pity. [turning around and walking away from Woody]
"Can't believe I was this deluded" Buzz said to himself
Buzz Lightyear: Farewell.
Woody: Oh, yeah, well, good riddance you looney. (walking off, muttering) Rendezvous with Star Command.
"Uh, Woody they're going to literally kill you in that room" Ember reminded Woody
"I know" Woody said to Ember, then he took a double take and saw the cast of Elemental there.
"Where did they come from?" Woody whispers to Buzz
"Yeah, they weren't there before when we showed up in here." Buzz whispers back to Woody
[A Pizza Planet truck pulls into the station. Woody see it]
Pizza Deliverer: Hey, Gas Dude!
Attendant: You talking to me?
[Woody look at the Pizza Planet logo on the side of the truck]
Woody: Pizza Planet?
[realizing it's a way to reunite with Andy]
Woody: Andy!
Pizza Deliverer: Yeah, man, can you help me? Do you know where Cutting Blvd. is?
Attendant: Just a moment...
[Woody is about to go to the truck but then realizes something]
Woody: Oh, no. I can't show my face in that room without Buzz. Buzz! Buzz, come back!
Buzz Lightyear: Go away!
Woody: No, Buzz, you've gotta come back! I...
[He saw that the truck has a rocket on the roof which gives him a idea]
Woody: I found a spaceship!
[Buzz stops and turns around]
Woody: It's a spaceship, Buzz!
[Buzz looks curious. A second]
Pizza Deliverer: Come on, man, hurry up! Um, like the pizzas are getting cold here!
[The camera goes down to Buzz, Woody looking at the truck]
Buzz Lightyear: Now, you're sure this space freighter will return to its port of origin once it jettisons its food supply?
Woody: Uh-huh. And when we get there, we'll be able to find a way to transport you home.
"So you're solution is tricking him more?!" Imelda angrily shouts at Woody
"Technically, yes but what was I supposed to do he wasn't going to believe me either way" Woody said to Imelda, Buzz nodded in agreement, besides it worked out either way.
Buzz Lightyear: Well then, let's climb aboard.
[runs towards the truck]
Woody: No, no, no, wait, Buzz, Buzz, let's get in the back. No one will see us there.
"Agree" Bob said to Woody.
Buzz Lightyear: Negative. There are no restraining harnesses in the cargo area. We'll be much safer in the cockpit.
Woody: Yeah, but, Buzz! Buzz!
Pizza Deliverer: so that's two lefts, and then a right, huh?
Attendant: Yeah.
Pizza Deliverer: Okay, thanks for the directions.
[Buzz climbs up to the door window and jumps behind the pizza boxes so the driver won't see him]
Woody: Buzz!
"He's not going to listen to you" Cinder said to Woody
"Mom, you're talking to the screen" Ember said to her mother.
"We know!" Everyone shouted to Ember, making her sink in her seat in embarrassment.
Woody: But that man will see us.
"He has a point" Violet said, agreeing with Woody.
[The truck starts up so Woody runs to the back of the truck Woody saw Buzz strap his seat belt on]
Woody: It's safer in the cockpit than the cargo bay. What an idiot.
"Taking those words back" Woody said, Everyone is confused at first.
[The driver hits the accelerator and the truck speeds forward, throwing Woody off guard and he hits the back of the cargo hold. The truck swerves to the left and Woody hit the side of it. As the truck roll up a hill, a big box rolls towards him. Woody yells as the box smacks into him.]
Now Everyone got what Woody meant by that, Every Pixar Heroes either winced or covered their eyes (or close their eyes in the cars' case)
"Should've followed Buzz's advice" Bernie said to Woody, who nodded his head in agreement.
"That's gotta hurt" Dash said to Violet who nodded in agreement.