Chapter Text
The episode begins and the title of the current episode is shown: Head Noob in Charge.
Church, Tucker, and Caboose are standing on top of Blue Base.
Church: Let me get this straight.. You gave this guy our flag?
"Didn't he order him to give it to their general?" asked Hokma.
"It seems both teams recruits, made a huge screwup on their tasks." said Binah.
Outis sighed, "Not even the rookies in my former unit, acted this incompetent."
Caboose: Is that bad?
Church: Bad? Oh no, that's not bad. Next time he comes over, why don't you just help him blow up the whole goddamn base?
Tucker: There, there he is.
Church: (looking through the sniper rifle) Where? Oh, yeah, oh, I got him. He's sneaking around back behind the cliffs.
Tucker: He must be one smart son of a bitch.
Rodya chuckled, "Smart, him? The guy who almost fell for his superiors fake out to leave them alone..."
"Yeah, I don't think so." said Ella.
"He better off, being dead in the battlefield for acting ludicrous." said Vergilius.
Cut to Donut looking around the canyon.
Donut: Oh, man, I am so freakin' lost. Where the hell is the base?
Cut to Church, Tucker, and Caboose.
Church: Oh, shit... Hey Tucker, look at his armor. It's red.
Tucker: Oh man, that means it's their Sergeant.
Church: Well, that makes sense. At least now we know how he got by our defenses.
"What defense?" asked Tiphereth, "There's nothing around their bases!"
"Not even a simple turret is protecting their base." said Vespa.
Caboose: Uh, you know.. he came in the back door where you guys were standing.
Tucker: Yeah, okay, well let's take him out then.
Church: Roger that. Okay, say goodnight, Sarge.
Cut to Donut as Church shoots four times but misses.
Donut: (crouching) Son of a bitch!
Cut to Church and Tucker.
Church: Aw crap.
Tucker: ...
Everyone just stared in silence...
"Such uselessness..." said Angela, shaking her head.
"What a waste of a weapon." said Roland.
Church: (turns to Tucker) ...What?
Tucker: You're REALLY not very good with that thing, are you?
"Yeah what's the point of having a sniper rifle, when he can't fucking aim properly?" asked Heathcliff.
"Well... They did use it to spy on the Red Team..." said Sinclair, trying to lighten things up.
"That's still no excuse if he can't use it." said Moses.
Cut to Donut.
Donut: (shouting at Blue Base while waving the flag) Hey! It's me! Don't shoot! I'm the guy that bought the flag, remember!?
Cut to Tucker.
Tucker: Oh great, now he's taunting us. That's just embarrassing.
Church: Alright, that's it, I've had it. Rookie, you stay here. Me and Tucker, we'll head through the teleporter, we'll cut him off at the pass.
"A teleporter?" asked YuRia in interest.
The word 'teleporter', reminded Roland, Angela, and the other Librarians of a certain train in their world, as they still suffer nightmares about it.
"I'm curious how advanced their teleporter is compared to ours?" asked Taii.
"It could be around level 1 or still in a prototype stage." said Yi-Sang.
Caboose: Right!
Church: Tucker, you ready? Let's go.
Tucker: There is no way I'm going through that thing.
Church: Tucker, we don't have time for this. Why would they give us a teleporter if it doesn't work?
"Why give them a tank if they don't know how to drive?" retorted Ishmael.
"Or handle a sniper rifle properly." said Dante.
Tucker: I don't know, why would they give us a tank that no one can drive?
Church: We already tested the teleporter, remember?
Tucker: We threw rocks through it!
Church: Yeah, and, so what? The rocks came out the other side, didn't they?
"Just because those rocks have no negative side effect on them, that doesn't mean it is still safe for human use." said Yesod.
"They should at least, keep on testing the teleporter and see if there's a proper result that won't meet a horrible end." said Faust.
Tucker: Yeah, but they were all hot and covered with black stuff.
Church: Oh, so I guess that's what this is all about then. You're afraid of a little black stuff.
Tucker: Yes. I am. I am afraid of black stuff.
Church: Tucker, I almost hate to do this to you. (raising his gun at Tucker)
This surprised all of them to see someone like Church threatening one of his members.
"Woah didn't expect him to go that way." said Gregor.
Tucker: You wouldn't...
Church: You know, I look at it this way: Either A, we go through there and get the flag back, or B, we stay here and I get to kill you. Either way, I win.
"How does he win? Even if he did kill Tucker, he still has Caboose whose still a nuisance to him. Not to mention, they'll be outnumbered by the Reds." said Dante.
"But since the Reds are also incompetent soldiers, the outcome would still be predictable due to them having no experience in their own equipment." said Meursault.
Tucker: For the record, I want you to know, rocks aren't people.
Church: Duly noted. Now get in there.
Tucker: Crap... Alright. One, two...
Tucker runs through and doesn't appear on the other side.
Everyone was silent, seeing that.
"Well... RIP Tucker, I guess." said Finn.
Caboose: ...Huh, he didn't come out the other side...
Church: Yeeaahhh, I've uh- I've decided I'm not gonna use the teleporter.
"Wow, not even talking about one of their own, who was presumed to be dead." said Malkuth, glaring at Church.
"I doubt he even cares for that and they seemed to be not friends in the first place." said Roland.
"On the bright side, at least he's happy that one annoyance is gone." said Vergilius.
Church runs off the base to chase Donut.
Church: Okay, rookie, you stay here! I'll be back with the flag!
"Good luck with that, even though there's a high chance you'll fail." said Ezra.
Cut to Simmons and Grif.
Simmons: I still have no idea what you're talking about. I didn't hear any shots.
Grif: (sighs) I'm telling you, it was four shots. Like bam, bam, bam.
Simmons: Wait a second, that's only three bams.(Meursault: That's only three bams.)
Grif: Bam. (sees Church through a sniper rifle) Wait a second, we've got a Blue guy on the move out there.
Simmons: Where's he headed?
Grif: (looks to the left) Oh crap. It... It's Donut. And he's got something... (zooms in) It looks like... (sees that it's the Blue's flag)...Simmons, get the Warthog.
Simmons: Heh, you mean the Puma?
Grif: Yeah, keep making jokes. That'll win the war.
"Are they still arguing about the animal thing for the Warthog?!" exclaimed Taii.
"I guess they did..." said Netzach, drinking his beer.
To be continued...
(A/N): What do you guys think of Projectmoonverse reacts to Vanossgaming? Or Projecmoonverse reacts to Transformers?