Chapter Text
The sun was shining warmly through the window blinds, it was a beautiful peaceful day as usual.
“Young Master, it is time to wake up”
Right, it's a beautiful day. Waking up with the kids, Ron's docile but creepy wake-up call and lemonade te-
hah?
Wait..
Morning?
peace?
Damn it?
isn't this in the middle of the war with the damn white radish?
Didn't I manage to regain that thing's ancient power?
shouldn't I have already finished sealing the damn god in the same god damn book?
AND I HAVE TO REST BEFORE I BEAT THE HUNTER????
And with emotions running high, Cale opened his eyes to be greeted by a young servant who was probably around 17 or 18 years old who smiled gently.
"Good morning young master"
"...."
"Young master?"
Cale could only slowly sit up, keeping a blank face as he looked around his room, more specifically the pile of gems and diamonds in one corner of the room and the gold bars in another. By continuously trying to understand what happened and cursed the god of death with 1000 curses on his head.
"A-are you alright young master? Is something wrong?"
"... Whel is this?"
"In the palace?"
"Locat- wait what palace?"
Cale who had been holding his head until just now, finally looked up and looked at the servant who had an anxious face. The servant seemed to be on the verge of tears.
"Island jewel palace in Las Vegas. Young master? I'll call the doctor!!"
"WAIT!!!"
Cale instantly tried to catch the servant but failed with his agility, as he instantly jumped up and ran for the door in less than a minute.
"Fuck..."
And his face immediately darkened. His childish voice and chubby little hands and the height of his gaze at this moment made him realize that he had transmigrated into a child's body.
Mirror...
While trying to get off the soft mattress that made him want to sleep again, Cale tripped a bit and ran into the bathroom. And damn, the bathroom was bigger than those in Raon's palace or the Henituse Estate, and what was with this gold plated body mirror? Should he loot it?
Looks like it's still the same...
Face, hair and eyes. Everything was still the same as when he was Cale Henituse, only now he was still a child... 5 years? Damn, his cheeks are really chubby. For sure this is still on earth, from what looks like a normal earth without magic and all.
Damn bastard… should I really think about how to kill a god? I'm sure Raon and Choi Han will tag along. Let's get Jack and Cage. And don't forget to curse the god of death bastard with that bastard divine item, boo-
His pupils dilated, and that surprised face made him even sweeter and cuter, but he didn't see it or think about it. Cale immediately ran back into his room and crushed the soft mattress. Throw blankets, throw pillows, kick bolsters. And for some reason there was a diamond the size of an adult's fist that Cale would probably have entered and looted if he had not rushed, but even now it had not escaped being crushed.
Finding it... The god of death's holy object, the goddamned book where the god of despair was sealed...
Jumping onto the bed that had been destroyed, Cale opened the damn book. As usual, there are scary words about how to kill death. Hm.. can this thing be used to kill the god of death? While thinking of hundreds of ways to kill the death god, suddenly a sinister black smoke coming out of the book enveloped little Cale, and at the same time, his bedroom door opened to reveal a worried servant and a few other people face.
And the last thing he saw before being completely enveloped in smoke and losing consciousness was the face of a man in his 30s who was crying and seemed to be screaming as he headed towards him.
"Fuc-"
"Not me..."
"Hah?"
With a scary face, Cale immediately glared at the death god who was currently sitting far away and tried to get away from him. Cale subconsciously used his domineering aura to its fullest due to his anger, which made the god of death, the straight-faced god with cold sweat pouring down, retreat even further back.
Currently he was in a place similar to his office when he served as team leader Kim Roksoo, and in front of him was a handsome white-haired man and did he really care about that? Was standing holding a mug that said "My son is the best" and a black robe that is very holy if you ignore the shirt behind the robe that is visible, which said "~i'm the best papa, love Cale forever~" which made Cale almost vomit blood.
"Spit the damn thing and stop retreating"
"I said not me... I don't know, I'm having a hard time even reaching you son."
"I'm not your son and if not you then who? Hm?"
Cale narrowed his eyes and gritted his teeth, right now his body had matured back, so even though his domineering aura had lifted, paired with his irritated face he was still quite intimidating. And again, the god of death tried to back away slowly.
"When we-"
"Hah?"
"Ahem, while sealing the god of despair in my territory, there was a strange aura trying to envelop you. I was busy at the time, so just feel like there is something and forget about it, anywa-"
"Are you stupid?"
Raising his eyebrows, Cale drew closer to sit on the sofa, near the death god, which made the god of death flinch almost to escape but managed not to lose his pride as a god (Do you still have any?). While sitting in a relaxed position he lifted his chin slightly to allow the damn god who was still cursed by him in his mind to continue his explanation.
“D-don't blame me son- ahem Cale, your family are all strong people with the same strong aura. So I think that aura belonged to one of your family back then. Did you guys forget that you destroyed the shrine with the combined power of the dragons? I ignore it. It wasn't until everything was over and I withdrew my power that I realized that it belonged to an aura that didn't belong to this world."
"...what?"
“Son-Cale, before that, did you see or feel anything. What I got is, at least that aura has stuck with you since you killed that reincarnator. From there, until finally the aura enveloped you completely and brought you to that world. So fast, that We gods couldn't stop you."
"I don't- ah.."
"Hmm?"
That's right, if Cale remembered it well. Just then, when he used his power to look at the ring, there was a sound like a child's scream.
["Ah...Cale?"]
But that's all? After that nothing more. There was also Clopeh holding a tape recorder. Gritting his teeth, Cale felt like he had to hit Clopeh. He was also worried that the children would see the tape recorder.
That would be bad, damn it. They would be angry that I didn't keep my promise, Raon would also feed me a soggy apple pie while crying..
“Right, when I was stabbing the world tree dagger. I hear a child gasping and… crying?”
"Child?"
"I'm not sure, that time I immediately used instant and killed the radish so I didn't really pay much attention. But could it be that kid I heard about? I mean, he's not a god?"
"No, I'm sure he's not a god. There are no gods just… demons?"
"Damn it, so you're saying the demon child took me? Is he a follower of the god of despair? Hunter?"
"No, if it was a demon I would say a demon. But no, looks like a demon but isn't. Stronger than a god and he's also well hidden."
"Haaaah, so who?"
"We'll try to search and take a look again. Now, let me explain what information we can get when we look at this world. In the first place, it's very difficult to contact you in this world, there's a strange wall in the way. We need to combine our strengths to can break through a bit. So... I'm sure this is the last time I'll be able to contact you for who knows how long."
"What? Even with the gods?"
"That's right. Second, this world is the same as your previous world. The same earth and the same environment means-"
"Wait!!! Don't continue!! SHUT UP BASTARD!!"
Cale immediately stood up quickly to the point of pushing against the couch he was sitting on. Trying to cover his ears with his hands and trying to get away from the range of the god's voice, and unfortunately he failed… the death god seemed to want to die faster so he quickly said so.
"-there will be an apocalypse in 5 years."
"CRAZY BASTARD!!"
“W-wait Cale!!! Don't throw me!!”
Cale who felt like his rope of sanity had finally broken threw whatever was within his reach at the god of death with the full force that was only around Raon's claws.
"Your environment is a bit crazy- kyaaaa"
Throw eraser..
"Your father is now a bad person who locked your mother to death. And then locked you up too. You are now 5 years old!!"
Throwing knife blades...
"So try to escape, I brought you some help. Go to korea and you will be safe- myaaaaa"
Throwing huge Staples with the god of death still desperately trying to dodge...
"..Who?"
"...."
"Who? Say it quickly"
"..hite"
"Hah?"
"..ter"
"Are you mute? Hm?"
"I am a god Cale, can you be more polite?"
"Say damn"
Taking a deep breath and backing away until he was almost hiding behind a cupboard, the death god said it plainly.
"White Star"
"...."
"Bear king too, it seems that he was finally killed by your servant. Oh, Lion king too, pajama dragon beat him to death."
"...."
"Don't worry about his madness, I've set him up so white star won't go mad nor reincarnate. I brought him in because he had a long relationship with my curse which made it easier for me to dispatch him. The kings were also slightly affected. I also got them connected to you, so you can controlling them, setting limits on their strength or so on. Am I not good my son- ehem Cale?”
"..."
"Your powers will return once the apocalypse begins, but their use will have limitations."
".."
"Bear, White thing and Lion will love you, I guarantee it!! Even though they remember their past, they DEFINITELY like you and don't hate you!! They can die too, don't worry, they only have one life"
"."
"Cale?"
"CRAZY GODS!!!"
“Agh!! Cale drop that table, your arm will break!!!”
And that was how Cale ended up going berserk with the death god nearly running around that fake office while dodging the ancient power Cale threw plus how the death god also received the 1000 enhanced version of the curse from Cale.
~15 minutes later~
"Are you calm..?"
It was said that the current god of death had completely lost his pride as a god, by crouching under the table. And Cale was currently lying on the sofa covering his head after coughing up blood and being exhausted.
"I brought your spatial pouch, gold coins, uniform, apple pie, white mask, the mask will be sealed during the apocalypse with a white object using its ancient power. There are also healing potions and lemon tea. Your father owns a diamond company, apart from being crazy he has many treasures, loot it before you run away, it will be useful, then go to Korea to meet the white thing. He will take care of you, your father will die by your mother's family and the company family will go bankrupt in 2 years, you will not be searched for. Besides, white thing is your mother's uncle ... Cale... did you hear..?"
"...continue"
"Don't pick anyone when told to choose, don't believe in anything. Make your own allies. Stay alive. With you alive we'll be able to contact you later so wait for us to send you back. Time is short now you have to go back, time is up."
"haaaaaa, of course I'll live. Staying alive is the best right?"
While getting up, Cale dusted off his clothes from the non-existent dust. He sat for a while watching the death god finally emerge from under the table. Putting on a calm face, the death god approached Cale, if you forget about the burnt ends of his hair or the slightly dull robe he turned back into a holy god. When he got near Cale, the death god patted his red head. Frowning slightly but not brushing it off, Cale just remained sitting looking at the man. It was from his hand that Cale's body started to become covered in smoke and disappear. Until only his eyes remained...
"Oh, I forgot. We gods give you our blessings. You will be loved and cherished by all beings. That's all we can do to help you in that world."
Smiling so that his eyes formed crescent moons, the death god spoke his last words with a chuckle. The other's reddish-brown eyes widened in shock, until finally.
"DIE FUCK!!!"
And Cale returned to his new world.
Still the god of death, at this moment he was sad and huddled in a corner of the wall lamenting the fate of his god.
Right now cute little cats, black swordsmen, ancient dragons, mother dragons, elves, pajama dragons, dragon kings, vampires, certain slayers, certain chefs even certain future kings and certain dukes are destroying his beautiful temple where even his favorite priestess, Cage, cursed him in his own temple.
Even certain snakes, pink dragons, and cute black dragons created sects with thousands of followers to slay gods. Where all the gods shivered while discussing how to appease that group of madmen.