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Group Chat Shenanigans (Hell)

Chapter 2: Battery Acid Spaghetti

Summary:

Cyn makes everyone regret their life choices.

Notes:

I just now realized that J didn’t make it into this chapter. Let’s just say that she stayed out of this chaos.

The OP is Clitfisto.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

3:20 P. M. 

 

Cynnamoroll: *claps hands* I just had a fun idea. 

 

CaptainBiscuit: Oooooh, what??

 

Cynnamoroll: Tessa bought an energy drink and some sour gummy strips. *tilts head, smiles* I’m going to eat combine them to make what I’m calling Battery Acid Spaghetti. 
Cynnamoroll: I’ll tell you how it tastes. 

 

Asset: Plz dont. 
Asset: I need em for studying. 

 

Cynnamoroll: I’ll buy you more, Tessie. Don’t worry. 

 

3:25 P. M. 

CaptainBiscuit: Did you do it yet, C??

 

3:30 P. M. 

 

L’il_Bat: cyn 
L’il_Bat: hello

 

4:00 P. M. 

 

VwV: Yeah, she’s dead
VwV: RIP Cyn

 

4:45 P. M. 

 

TBCooper: Cyn? You good?

 

11:20 P. M. 

 

Cynnamoroll: Dint do this. 

 


 

11:12 A. M. 

 

TBCooper: I added those sour strips to the energy drink. I’m gonna drink it. 
TBCooper: Time to taste. 

 

11:13 A. M.

 

Lizbean: God ur so stupid

 

Dolly: Thad, why?

 

Cynnamoroll. *sighs* I told you to not do it. 

 

11:24 A. M. 

 

CaptainBiscuit: How does it taste, man?

 

3:47 P. M. 

 

L’il_Bat: aaaaannnndddd thads dead
L’il_Bat: what a surprise 

 

Asset: Cyn, look at what you did

 

Cynnamoroll: *offended sounds* I told him to not drink it. 

 

1:57 A. M. 

 

TBCooper: Ig formed a dry skin at the top with bubbles
TBCooper: I popped a bubble with my fork
TBCooper: It didn’t pop
TBCooper: It just say there

 

L’il_Bat: menacingly

 

TBCooper: Don’t do this

 


 

6:35 A. M. 

 

Asset: I’m gonna try jt. 

 

5:23 P. M. 

 

Asset: Dint do this plz 

 

Lizbean: Don’t tell me wut 2 do 

 

8:10 P. M. 

 

Lizbean: Don’t do this plz
Lizbean: I thought I was gonna like explode

 

L’il_Bat: bite me im gonna do it

 

Dolly: Add vodka. 

 

Lizbean: Do not
Lizbean: It tastes horrible 

 

L’il_Bat: whatever

 


 

6:29 P. M. 

 


L’il_Bat: they werent lying chat
L’il_Bat: im gonnabe suck again

 

VwV: That’s what you get for giving me this stupid nickname

 

CaptainBiscuit: You good, Uzi?

 

L’il_Bat: stop asking
L’il_Bat: please

 

Cynnamoroll: *giggle*  

 

L’il_Bat: yourew lucky i cant really move rn

 

Cynnamoroll: *smiles innocently* Oh, I know. 

 

VwV: I hope you all learned to never trust Cyn when she makes food
VwV: ‘Tis a lesson I didn’t think y’all needed, but you sure love to prove me wrong
VwV: That being said, it can’t be that bad

 

7:59 P. M. 

VwV: OK, so yeah, don’t to this

Notes:

I gave Cyn the little asterisks to make her feel more in-character, and my friend and I do it some times.

I’m also gonna change the ships in this because I have a surprising lack of eNVy content.

Edit: forgot I literally can’t make Battery Acid Spaghetti because my heart most likely wont allow it. Sorry to everyone who wants to know what it tastes like.