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[The chapter opens in Alastor's surveillance room, as overlapping videos from various cameras stationed around the Hazbin Hotel play on the screens stationed around him. Alastor himself is sitting in his office chair, watching them all while drinking from his mug]
Alastor: No fucking way! They're going to fight? Oh, my god. Hahahaha! Oh, looks like your little hotel didn't work out so well. [He watches a screen with Vox on it, which glitches slightly] Oh, Vox, I cannot wait to watch you get FUCKED! Ahahahaha!
[Alastor laughs maniacally as the camera pans away from his chair and screens.]
[The scene changes to show the porn workers all gathered outside the hotel, practising with their weapons. As Luze watches them all from the hotel's entrance, Adam comes up to her]
Lute: [She sighs] Oh, I wish my mom were here to see this.
Adam: The workers seem ready to fight. Are we?
[Husk bursts out of the hotel's doors, wearing a Victorian-style British army uniform and looking proud of himself]
Husk: Fear not, damsel. I shall have the staff ready for victorious combat!
Adam: What in the hell are you supposed to be?
Husk: [He salutes Adam.] General Husker, reporting for duty. I'll turn those rapscallions into soldiers in no time at all!
Lute: Thank you, Husk.
[Adam, running around the hotel's entrance, now runs up to Husk]
Vaggie: What can I do to help?
Husk: I'm glad, you asked, soldier. The base needs fortifications. Reinforce the southern wall! Create a moat around the perimeter to stop a ground assault.
[Vaggie blinks up at Husk, having no idea what he just said]
Lute: How about this. If you see an angel, stab it! [She hands Vaggie a small blade.]
[Vaggie moves her head to Adam, and thinking that Adam was what Lute meant, almost charges towards him with her knife.]
Vaggie: Stab! Stab! Stab!
Adam: Hey, hey, hey, hey!
[Lute quickly picks Vaggie up as she still runs in mid-air.]
Lute: Not him!
[As Vaggie calms down a little, Lute finally puts her down, then Vaggie runs off to find other things to stab.]
Adam: [drill sergeant style] Listen up, sinners! We've got 24 hours before the Extermination begins. Let's get to work.
[As the porn workers and the hotel's residents begin training to fight, Alastor continues to watch them all train from his surveillance room]
Alastor: Oh, they suck. Oh, they suck so bad! Oh, God. They're gonna fucking die! They're- they're gonna die.
[Back at the hotel, Lute is holding Vox's microphone, preparing to give a speech to the porn workers and the hotel's residents]
Lute: Hello? [She taps on the microphone.] I want to thank everyone for coming. Even people who aren't staying here yet...Angel.
Angel Dust: Look, I can't resist a fight, okay? Especially when I get to tag team with this fuckhead. [He wraps arm around Katie, who smiles.]
Lute: Tomorrow, the Exorcist Angels will face a Hell ready to defend itself and win!
Adam: Yeah! Yeah, we will! Tell 'em, baby!
Lute: Yes! And we are-we are going to win! But in case we don't, I want you all to know... that getting to know you has been the biggest honor of my life. Whatever redemption really means, I know you all tried. I have seen the good in all of you. And it's...I-I'm just...I love you all, so much, and-and live tonight however you want because-
Vaggie: We're all gonna die! [She laughs maniacally] So cool!
Adam: [He stares at Vaggie in shock like everyone else, before he starts clapping.] Alright! Let's give it up for not dying! Love not dying. [He pauses] Drinks anyone?
[Inside the hotel, the gang are sharing drinks, talking and laughing with one another]
Adam: I mean, personally, I'm excited. It's been a while since I stabbed anyone and really meant it, you know what I mean?
Angel Dust: Cheers, bitches!
Tom: Yeah!
Katie: Here's to us!
Husk: Here's to being alive today and not dying tomorrow!
[Vox and Vaggie watch the rest of the group drinking from the mezzanine]
Vox: Ah, the celebratory night before a courageous last stand. It's been a surprising thrill to witness these wayward souls find connection. Almost makes one sentimental, eh, Vaggie?
Vaggie: I really like them, Vox. They let me put on roach puppet shows without booing or laughing at me if they don't have to laugh!
Vox: Ah, an enjoyable collective to be around. I admit one could get accustomed.
[Vaggie hops on top of Vox's head and places a crown made of roaches and sticks on his head]
Vaggie: I dub thee, King Roach.
Vox: Oh, to understand your twisted little crazy mind!
[Vox and Vaggie begin laughing maniacally together, signalling that they possibly do understand each other's twisted little minds.]
Vaggie: I really like it here.
[Meanwhile, Katie is sitting by the parlor as Tom pours her a drink]
Tom: Most likely possible last day of afterlife, and you're not off snorting a line off some hunk's abs?
Katie: Eh, you fucked one pool boy, you fucked 'em all.
Tom: I guess you have changed.
Katie: Hey, Lute said we can live tonight however we wanted... so pour me a fresh one, and let's get to living!
[As Tom pours Katie another drink, Husk tentatively approaches Angel, who is talking to Adam]
Husk: Mister Angel Dust? Angel?
Angel Dust: Yeah?
Husk: I want to tell you that I...I love...I'd love to wish you good luck in the battle ahead. [He shakes Angel's hand.]
Angel Dust: Okay.
Husk: You are...have always been a worthy opponent. With the most...brilliant explosive contraptions I've ever seen.
Angel Dust: Uh...thanks?
Husk: Anyway, I guess...please don't die tomorrow. Okay, bye!
[Husk runs away as Katie comes up to Angel, passing him a shot]
Katie: You know, you could totally tap that.
Angel Dust: Tss, don't be gross.
Katie: You know. I hear he's good at sex with guys. And his wings flap up and down when he's doing good.
[Angel looks back at Husk]
Angel Dust: Huh.
[The scene cuts to Lute, standing outside Katie's bedroom door. A few photos of Katie and the rest of the group are stuck to his door. Lute, looks at them, smiling, before realising that she might never see them again if they lose the battle tomorrow, and begins to break down and cry]
Adam: Lute?
[Lute turns to see Adam standing in the corridor, watching her. Lute turns away from him]
Lute: I'm sorry...I'm...I'm just so scared. What if we lose? What if we never see each other again.
Adam: ♪You've, already done so much for us. [He begins to walk towards Lute] So many lives you've saved. So many souls you've changed. And in the end, if it's only me you've helped♪
Lute & Adam: ♪There's something that I've been meaning to tell. More than anything. More than anything. Need you to know I love you more than anything. More than anything.♪
[Lute and Adam hold each other close and kiss.]
Lute: Thanks Adam...That really made me feel better.
[In Heaven, the Exorcists are all lined up outside Heaven's gates as Pentious gives them all a pep talk]
Pentious: Alright bitchesss. Extermination Day is here. We're going to go down and exterminate demon ass!
Cherri: Destroy that ass!
Pentious: Prepare to slaughter every sinner in that shit hotel, and you all remember Adam?
[The Exorcists all boo at the name of Adam]
Exorcists: Boo! We hate him!
Cherri: Rip Adam's cunt mouth out through his ass!
Pentious: Would you just-ju-chill, Cherri. Fuck. Anyway, whoever brings me Adam's head gets...uh, I dunno, a million Heaven bucks. How about that, huh? And with Lute, ya'll remember her too? Yeah. Spare her. Cus i wanna kill her myself. [The Exorcists all cheer] Haha, yeah! Ladies, let's fuck shit up! [accompanied by a guitar sting] ♪ATTACK!♪
Cherri: FORWARD!
[Behind Pentious, a portal to Hell opens and all of the Exorcists fly through it. The portal opens right outside the hotel, where Lute, Adam, Katie, Angel, Husk, Vaggie, Tom and the porn workers are gathered by the entrance. Lute has a golden shield with an apple motif, Adam has his angelic harpoon, Vaggie has the small knife that Lute gave her (and is laughing maniacally), Katie has a tommy gun, Angel has a bomb in all four of his hands, and Husk has a short sword. Their weapons have all been given angelic steel enhancements to allow them to kill the Exorcists.]
Adam: Here they come. Get ready, everyone. We fight together!
[As the group prepares to attack, Rosie, Mimzy and Alastor are all sitting in front of a TV in TOE Tower, which is showing real-time camera footage from the hotel. Rosie and Mimzy look bored, with Mimzy focused only on her phone, but Alastor has a box of popcorn and is excited to watch them all die.]
Alastor: Oh, oh. Oh, this is going to be good!
[At the hotel, Adam raises his harpoon.]
Adam: Now! FOR YOUR SOULS!
[The group cheers and charge as the Exorcists begin pouring out of the portal, charging back at them]
Lute: Let's FUCK THEM UP!
[As the Exorcists and the hotel group begins fighting, Vox stands on the hotel's roof, watching the angels flying out]
Vox: Let the slaughter begin. AHAHAHAHAHAHA-HA!
[Vox laughs maniacally as he swings his microphone, causing a huge force field to appear around the hotel which traps the attacking Exorcists inside. Pentious and Cherri watch in confusion from outside the force field]
Pentious: The fuck?
Cherri: They appear to have some kind of shield, sir!
Pentious: (sarcastically) Oh, really? I didn't see this giant fucking shield in front of me, YOU DUMB BITCH! NO SHIT!
[The force field sprouts tentacles and begins killing Exorcists that are on the outside of the force field with angelic weapons.]
Pentious: That's how they can kill us? With our own weapons?! Fucking weak, dude.
[As Cherri raises her sword and flies to attack the shield, Katie and Angel attack Exorcists from the inside of the force field, with Katie shooting with his Tommy gun and Angel throwing two of his explosives. Husk watches them from his cannons]
Katie: Come and get some!
Angel Dust: Eat shrapnel, fuckers!
Husk: All angelic weapons fire at will!
[Tom throws his explosive cards at angels]
Tom: Hey! Yelling while fighting...doesn't help.
[Vaggie runs around stabbing every angel she can see, even the dead ones. Lute and Adam are fighting back to back]
Lute: Vox's shield is working!
Adam: Trying to focus, sweetie!
Lute: We might actually have a chance to win this battle!
Adam: Love the optimism Lute. But im still trying to focus.
[Pentious and Cherri are still hovering over the force field. Pentious clearly has had enough of being left out of the battle]
Pentious: I'm fucking over this.
[Pentious draws backwards before flying straight at the shield. With one punch, he causes it to dissipate, leaving the hotel exposed]
Katie: Oh Fuck!
Lute: Oh, no!
[As the smoke clears, Pentious sees Vox standing on the roof. Recognising him as the creator of the shield, Pentious flies down to the roof to meet him. The TOE's (IM STILL LAUGHING AT THE SHORT VERSION OF THE GROUP'S NAME!) watch from their Tower, Alastor preparing to see Vox die.]
Alastor: Oh, fuck! I am so hard right now! [He makes a thrust gesture for a couple seconds while Mimzy seems uncomfy of Alastor making the gesture at her.]
[Meanwhile, Vox takes a few steps forward to meet Pentious.]
Vox: Serpent! You're the next person to die.
Pentious: Who the fuck are you? And it's Sir Pentious! NOT Serpent!
Vox: The name's Vox, it's a pleasure to be meeting you, quite a pleasure. I'm about to end your fucking life. [He taps his cane on the ground, causing four tentacles to rise up around him]
Pentious: (sarcastically) Nice voice. Don't you know that nobody watches televisssion anymore? It is for PUSSIES! [He summons his sword and flies straight at Vox.]
[Vox just stands still as his tentacles lash out at Pentious. Pentious slashes at them all before gearing up to attack Vox himself]
Vox: Ah ah ah!
[Pentious attempts to attack Voy with his guitar, but Vox moves smoothly out of the way, before sending more tentacles towards Pentious]
Pentious: You really think you can take me on? A mortal sssoul is no match for me, flat-head.
Vox: You should know better than anyone what a soul can accomplish when they take charge of their own fate.
[Vox's shadow looms behind him, making it appear as though there was a crack in the hotel's roof. The crack leads up to Pentious, where one of Vox's shadow monsters appears and punches Pentious in the stomach]
Pentious: Ohoho, you think you're tough shit, huh? [He destroys Vox's shadow monster.]
Vox: Tougher than you. Ha ha ha!
[Pentious swings at Vox with his sword. Vox easily dodges his strikes]
Vox: Wanna know why? It is because. You lack discipline, control, and worst, [He goes into his full demon form] YOU'RE SLOPPY!
[More of Vox's shadow creatures appear, attacking Pentious and crawling all over him, sending him flying upwards]
Pentious: And you're...you're...[He realises he doesn't know what to say as a comeback.] fuck-fuck you...you blue piece of f-too much fucking tv on you...fuck...shut up!
[Using one of his tentacles, Vox grabs Pentious and throws him into the sign on the hotel's roof]
Vox: Ha ha ha! Poetry! Just got into it. Oh how would you know? Snakes can't read.
Pentious: I'm going to wipe that shit-eating grin off your face, CAUSE TV IS JUST FUCKING BRAINROT!
[He flies a few metres into the air and swings his guitar, sending a shockwave towards Vox. When it dissipates, Vox has been forced out of his full demon form and his microphone has been snapped in two]
Vox: [with absolutely no tv static in his voice.] What just happened? [He notices his broken microphone.] ...Oh fuck...
[While Vox is distracted by his microphone, Pentious manages to score a hit on him, slashing him across the torso and sending him flying back to the edge of the roof. Alastor cheers from their tower.]
Alastor: Yes! Fuck you, Vox! [He flips off screen.] Ahahaha! [He jumps on top of table.] THIS IS BETTER THAN SEX!
[Back at the hotel; Vox picks up the 2 pieces of his microphone, trying to go back into his full demon form, but being too injured]
Vox: (singsong) Have to disagree with you there! Television not dead, or brainrot, but i am ending this show.
[Vox flees the battle and melts into his shadow. Pentious, laughing, watches him disappear while leaning on his sword.]
Pentious: Hah. Bye, bitch!
[Meanwhile, Alastor watches in anger from The Tower, disappointed that Vox wasn't dead and angry at him for seemingly fleeing like a coward]
Alastor: No! Fuck you fuck you fuck you! You dumb pussy!!
[At the front of the hotel, Husk commands the workers from the balcony]
Husk: Right flank, advance! Left flank, watch your six. [While addressing Adam and Lute] You guys. There are more coming up on your right. Get ready for them, Liutenant!
Lute: That's nowhere near close to my name, but thanks got it. Love the nickname! [She's is hitting angels with her shield, apologising to each of them as she does so] Sorry! Sorry. Sorry-sorry, sorry!
Adam: Now's not the time for that, babe!
Lute: Oh, right.
[Five angels fly at Adam, out to kill him. Vaggie uses her fireworks to explode them all]
Lute: DIE, MOTHERFUCKERS!
[As the angels explode. Adam looks at Lute.]
Adam: Well fuck me. I got the baddest girlie in hell as my love.
Lute: Awww. Thanks babe.
[Tom jumps around the hotel, throwing his playing cards. Katie, near him, is shooting them all with his tommy gun]
Tom: These fucking angels won't stop coming!
[Katie laughs, his dirty mind turning it into a sex joke]
Tom: Okay, I walked right into that one. Point goes to you.
[Katie sees an Exorcist advancing on 2 of the Kitten Boiz]
Katie: Hold that thought.
[Katie runs to defend the kittens, one of them having already been killed by the Exorcist. Katie blocks the Exorcist's sword with her tommy gun, before shooting it up with a pair of guns.]
Katie: [She speaks to the Kitten Boi.] You alright, squirt?
Kitten Boi: I nearly...got myself killed...
Katie: Get somewhere safe.
[Katie is knocked off his feet by a huge explosion. The smoke clears, revealing it to be Pentious, flying above everyone and shooting angelic light from his hands]
Pentious: SUCK MY HOLY LIGHT, FUCKERS! YEAH!
Lute: What? Vox was supposed to handle him. Oh no, he must be-
[Lute and Adam run to safety as Pentious attempts to shoot at them. Husk watches them]
Adam: We aren't going to last long unless we do something about him.
[Husk looks up at Pentious.]
Husk: Of course.
[Angel runs past Husk to get to a better vantage point, holding a bomb. Husk pulls him back down.]
Angel Dust: I'm trying to fight here! You out of your fucking mind?
Husk: Yes i am! [He kisses Angel, the bomb falling out of his hand and exploding behind them] Mister Angel Dust. I love you. I love you so very much! Remember me!
[Husk runs off to his airship. Angel looks back at him]
Angel Dust: That was kinda hot tho. Not gonna lie.
[Husk enters his airship, the Kitten Boiz lined up around the inside. As he walks past them, they salute]
Husk: Kittens. Activate thrusters, and charge the death ray.
Kitten Boiz: Yes, sir.
[Husk's airship starts up and lifts itself off of the hotel. Everyone else watches]
Lute: Husk?
Katie: Oh he's a crazy motherfucker.
[The airship flies towards Pentious, aiming the death ray at him]
Kitten Boi: Target in range.
Husk: Fire.
[The airship edges closer and closer to Pentious, the death ray charging up. Pentious notices it]
Pentious: Oh, whoop!
[With one blast from his finger, Pentious incinerates the airship and everyone inside it]
Pentious: Haha, that coulda been ugly.
[Everyone stares in horror from the ground]
Vaggie: Noo!
Katie: Fuck...
Lute: No...
Katie: Fuck...You did amazing, buddy.
Lute: No, no, no.
[Lute, crying, sinks to her knees. Adam runs over to her]
Adam: Lute, I'm so sorry...
[Lute growls as the tears run down her face, the sadness turning into rage. She stands up]
Lute: THAT FUCKER!
[Angered, Lute engulfs herself in a tornado of fire and rises up. When it dissipates, her wings pop out as two more sets of eyes open on her head.]
Lute: LET'S FUCKING KILL THEM ADAM!
[Lute and Adam begin to fly. The rest of them watch from the ground, cheering]
Katie: Yeah! Get 'em!
[Adam and Lute fly higher and higher, towards Pentious and Cherri.]
Pentious: Oh, look who thinks they're badass now!
Cherri: Those traitors came to die.
[Cherri lunges down and slices Adam's wings, but not completely, causing him to yell in pain. He screams as he falls down, and crashes through the glass ceiling and right in the hotel lobby. Adam gets up just as Cherri raises her sword, and they stare each other in the face.]
Cherri: Before I take your life, i'm going to make sure you suffer more pain than ever.
Adam: Go ahead and try it, you little bitch.
[A fight bell rings as Cherri lunges at Adam, He manages to throw her into the wall. Cherri flies back at Adam and throws him to the ground, hitting his head against it repeatedly. Adam manages to flip her over, but Cherri throws him into the wall again, before lunging at him with her sword. Adam dodges and Cherri rams her sword into the wall. Pulling it out, she leaps at Adam and smashes her head into the table, breaking Adam's nose. Adam grabs one of Vox's microphone that he left on the table and hits Cherri with it. As the two continue fighting, Lute watches from the sky.]
Lute: Adam!
[Lute begins to fly down to help Adam, but Pentious appears in her flight path]
Pentious: Ssssurprissse, ya' bitch!
[With one arm, Pentious smashes Lute into the sign on the hotel's roof, electrocuting her. Lute falls onto the roof as Pentious flies above the hotel's sign]
Pentious: Risking your immortal life for sinners? That's some crazy shit, even for Lilith's adopted brat!
Lute: These sinners are like family to me!
Pentious: [Mocking Lute in a high pitched girly voice] "These sinners are like family to meh"! Do you even hear yourself? You should've stayed in your place, girlie-
[Lute stabs him in the arm with her sword, before swinging him around to throw him across the roof]
Lute: That's Princess of Hell to you, snake!
Pentious: The fuck? That hurt!
[Lute looks at him, with a deadly angry glare, and holding her sword. Pentious stands up and laughs evily.]
Pentious: Hehe. Okay.
[Back in the hotel's foyer, Cherri throws Adam to the ground, knocking his harpoon out of his hand]
Cherri: I knew you were always weak.
[Adam tries to reach for his harpoon, but Cherri flips it off the ground and out of her reach with her foot, before driving it into Adam's right hand. And he screams in pain]
Cherri: So, I'll spare you the pain of seeing your bitch die.
[Adam looks up and sees that the mezzanine is on the verge of collapse. Pulling the harpoon out of hie hand, he uses it to throw Cherri off of him before flying up and destroy the last pillars holding it up. Cherri screams as it falls on her as plumes of sawdust fly everywhere. When it clears, the LED face has come off of Cherri's mask, her left leg is pinned under the rubble]
Cherri: Go ahead. Do it, then. Kill me.
Adam: Seriously, you're just pathetic. You do know that, right? You're seriously ready to die rather than accepting mercy from me? No, i'll spare you. You can live...You can live with knowing the fact that you only do because I let you live your life. Because you're just. A failure.
[Lute screams and Adam hears her scream in the distance, Adam flies out of the hole in the hotel's roof to help her. As soon as he is gone, Cherri, not accepting his mercy, she begins to free herself from under the rubble. She screams in pain as she pulls her left leg out of its socket, thus, freeing the rest of her body]
[On the hotel's roof, Pentious knocks Lute to the ground, before picking her up by the throat.]
Lute: Let...me...go!
Pentious: This fight was cute n'all, but it's time to die with the rest of them!
[Adam flies to the roof to help Lute, but Cherri flies after him and pins him to the floor]
Adam: Lute!
[As Pentious laughs, suddenly, a fist appears and punches Pentious very hard that it sends him flying into the hotel's sign, before falling through the roof. The person catches Lute as it is revealed to be noone other Lilith, with her black wings out and sporting a different dress, this one isn't purple, instead, full black and white]
Lute: Mom?
Lilith: Sorry I wasn't here sooner, sweetie. I was choosing if i should wear my crown or not.
Lute: [She laugh.] Classical you.
[Lilith lands and puts Lute down. Pentious climbs back onto the roof.]
Pentious: Okay, seriously! How many of you fucking freaks do I have to fight?!
[Lilith walks up to Pentious, rolling up her sleeves to fight.]
Lilith: Oh, I'm the only one that matters right now. You see, you messed with my daughter, and now, I am going to FUCK you like crazy!
[Pentius stares at Lilith, perplexed. Cherri and Adam stop their fight to stare in confusion at Lilith. Katie cocks an eyebrow, smiling as Tom gives her a deadpanned look and the other Exorcists also stare in confusion. Alastor, Rosie and Mimzy stare at the screen from their Tower, Alastor looks perplexed, Mimzy wearing a smile, and Rosie saying:]
Rosie: Well, things just got a hundred more times interesting.
[Lute, slightly embarrassed, leans towards Lilith, and corrects her.]
Lute: [Whispering.] It's "fuck you up like crazy", mom.
Lilith: ...Wait, what did I say?
[Pentious flies at Lilith with a battle cry, smashing him into the wall. Lilith flies out of his grasp.]
Lilith: Hyahahah! So you're the one replacing Adam? [She dodges Pentious.] Gotta say, you're really not fit to lead, buddy. You don't even have muscles.
[Pentious grabs Lilith by the foot. Lilith frees herself by kicking him away.]
Pentious: Ohoh. You're judging me?! Atleast i didn't leave my husband to fuck a fallen angel!
[Pentious tries to shoot his angelic light at Lilith, but she easily dodges them.]
Lilith: Oh well he wasn't fallenn when i met him. And he certainly loves what i did to him in bed. I could even show YOUR girlfriend what i can do with my mouth. Im open to females too. Bow-chicka-pow-pow! [She flies away doing a little dance. Pentious briefly manages to hold her in a chokehold.]
Pentious: I'll fuckin' end you! You cannot talk about my second in command like that!
[Lilith kicks Pentious away by kicking him in the stomach]
Lilith: Whoa, missed me! Be lucky i don't kick you in the dick. Hoohoo, you're not even close to hurting me. [She dodges Pentious's light again.] Haha! Nice try, douchebag!
Pentious: Hold still, you motherfucker!
[Lute watches the two of them fighting for a few moments before running over to help Adam. Meanwhile Lilith has Pentious wrapped up in her arms, before Pentious chucks her away. Pentious charges up a huge blast of angelic light at Lilith. Lilith dodges and the light chops the hotel straight in half. Lute screams as she falls down the middle, the entire hotel crumbling around her. She tries to use her wings but she fails. Then, Lilith swoops down and catches her.]
Lilith: Din't worry, i got ya.
[Lute smiles before hearing Pentious laughing, she looks and sees him charging up to them.]
Lute: Mom, look out!
Lilith: Huh?
[Lute snarls as she used her robotic arm as she makes it into a hige claw, it's red with darken splotches, and blocks Pentious just as he was about to punch them,]
Pentious: Whoa wait, what the fuck?!
[Lilith and Lute glare at Pentious menacingly, before they catapult him to the ground screaming, the impact leaving a blast wave of smoke, and a crater where he lay. He looks up and sees Lilith in her full demonic form, a spark of flame is above her crown, as her horns grow out, and her eyes glow purple.]
Lilith: YOU COME AT ME, AND MY DAUGHTER! AND HER FRIENDS! DON'T FORGET, YOU'RE IN MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW! YOU STUPID BITCH! [She proceeds to punch Pentious senselessly, fire coming from her hands as she does so and laughs at Pentious being in pain.] HAHA!
[Lilith then summons a sphere of fire, preparing to finish Pentious off, before Lute puts her hand on Lilith's shoulder, getting her attention, and calming her down, and her eyes returning to normal.]
Lute: Whoa, whoa, Mom. Enough...He's had enough now.
[They look down to Pentious, who lies motionless on the ground. The two royals then leave the crater, still staring at Pentious.]
Lilith: [She looks at Lute.] Alright, just for you sweetie. [She looks back at Pentious and flies out of the hole.] How does mercy taste, you little bitch?
Pentious: No... [He gets up.] you don't get to end this! [He gets out of crater and faces the gang.] I'm the fucking leader of the exorcists, and you're just some fucking clown or something! If it wasn't for me. You wouldn't be here! You all should be worshipping me, you ungrateful, disgusting, fucking losers-!
[Just as he says these words, a small knife is stabbed through him, making Pentious shout in pain. Everyone looks in shock as an angelic blade is stabbed right through his chest.]
Adam: [Suprised but smiles.] Woa-hoah!
Lilith: Hey, y-ya got somethin' stickin' outta your... your things there.
[Pentipus collapses face first to the ground, revealing Vaggie on his back, having sneaked up behind and stabbed Pentious.]
Lute: Vaggie?!
[As everyone is suprised, Adam just smiles at how Vaggie stabbed Pentious. Vaggie stares blankly at Pentious for a few seconds before smiling and viciously stabbing Pentious again and again, his golden blood going all over her.]
Vaggie: STAB! STABBY! STABBY! STAB! STAB! Hahahaha! Haha! Hahaha! RUEAhahaha!
[Alastor, Rosie & Mimzy stare in shock at the screen from TOE Tower]
Alastor: Ho-ly shit!
[Back outside the hotel.]
Vaggie: Beautiful golden blood! Hahahaha!!
[A little way away, Cherri turns and looks in horror at Pentious's body]
Cherri: NOOOO! [She dashes up to Pentious just as Cherri skips off, Cherri turns Pentious to face her.] Sir! Sir! Stay with me sir! [Pentious gives her a small smile before dying.] PENTIOUS! NO!
[The others then come up to her, Lute and Lilith in their demonic forms.]
Lute: It's finally over.
Lilith: So take your little friends, and GO HOME NOW! Please.
[Cherri realises that the only option she has is obeying him and picks up Pentious's halo, which has stopped glowing.]
Cherri: Retreat! All Exorcists fall back!
[With that command, all the surviving Exorcists take off to the portal to Heaven, Cherri following behind the exorcists, scowling. the portal then closes as Lilith looks to the group.]
Lilith: Sooo uuuhhh...[She sighs.] Who's up for some nachos?
[Only Vaggie raises her hand, everyone else just looks at her, unamused.]
[The scene cuts to a newsflash from 666 News]
Zestial: Good evening. I'm Zestial Morde!
Zeezi: And I'm-
[Zestial shoves Zeezi out of her seat and out of the frame kf the cameras.]
Zestial: Nobody gives a shit who you are, Zilla. Breaking news-Extermination day is cancelled!
[Arackniss and Crymini are seen looking at a billboard which is playing the news report. The news report begins to play clips from the fight with the Exorcists]
Zestial: Lute Morningstar has managed to fend off the angelic attack with more than just nice words.
[In the Downtown, Valentino watches the news report while sipping tea.]
Valentino: Buen trabajo, Lute.
[Meanwhile in the TOE Tower, Mimzy watches the news on her phone. Rosie comes over and briefly looks over her shoulder, before walking away to play the same news report on her television]
Zestial: In an unseen turn of events, our demonic head honcho Lilith stepped in to save her daughter's ass in the last moment. We're also hearing reports that Sir Pentious, the leader of the angelic legions, and totally fuckable bad boy, has been slain by a filthy janitor.
[From his surveillance room, Alastor watches the news, which is now showing Vaggie being interviewed, staring blankly at the camera.]
[Elsewhere again, Sera watches the news from her office, a small smile on her face.]
Zestial: The janitor said, and i quote, "Lute told me to stab an angel, so I did". Anyway, congrats to Lute and her crew for not being totally fucking useless for once.
[The scene cuts to Lute, Adam, Angel Dust, Tom, Vaggie, Katie and Lilith digging through the rubble of the Hazbin Hotel. Tom picks up a broken bottle. Lute runs through the hotel with Adam, looking anxiously around. She sees KeeKee lying in the rubble and picks her up.]
Lute: Oh...there, there. It's...it's okay.
[Lute looks over and smiles briefly when she sees Angel and Fat Nuggets reuniting. She begins to walk towards them, but she stops when she steps on something. Lute looks down to see the banner, which still reads "Happy first week, Husk!". Adam walks over to her]
Lute: ♪He did it for us. The ultimate sacrifice. He gave me his trust, and look how we paid the price. All this bloodshed could have been avoided if I convinced Heaven to work together♪
[Lute walks through the hotel's ruins to the edge of the precipice, where she has a clear view of the hotel's sign, collapsed on the ground]
Lute: ♪I took this hotel, and I destroyed it. I know I could have done better. Better. Intead of letting you all down.♪
[Lilith walks over to her and places a hand on her shoulder]
Lilith: ♪ Come on, little lady, why the frown? In the last 10,000 years. You're the first gal to change this town!♪ [She stands in front of Lute and points encouragingly at her.] ♪You can do it! And even I know it! For your story has just begun! You can't quit now, hell, you owe it! There's still damage to be undone. You've changed my mind, you've touched our hearts♪
[Adam, Angel (who is still holding Fat Nuggets), Tom, Vaggie and Katie gather around the 2 of them.]
Lilith: ♪You found the good in souls gone bad. The stage is wrecked, the crowd is gone. But by God, Lute! The show, should not stop now! ♪
[Everyone else gathers around Lute, singing encouragingly]
Adam, Angel, Tom, Vaggie and Angel: ♪We can do this, we can build it. Best hotel that you've ever seen! Twice the bedrooms, we can fill them.♪
Lilith: ♪ With even more sinners than you can dream!♪
Lilith & Adam: ♪It starts with you,♪
Lilith, Adam & Katie: ♪You know it's true,♪
All: ♪Fulfill your destiny!♪
[Lute, now smiling, stands up]
Lute: ♪So long as I've got all of you with me!♪
[The scene cuts to Vaggie running around the hotel's ruins, picking up bricks]
Vaggie: ♪To build a hotel, I think we'll need some brick and lumber!♪
Lilith: ♪Good thing we're in Hell, check out this little magic trick!♪
[Lilith creates huge, neat piles of bricks. Meanwhile, Katie begins to build pillars]
Katie: ♪Start with foundation!♪
Lilith: ♪A remedial creation for me!♪
[Lilith, using Keekee in her key form as a gun, creates foundations]
Vaggie, Katie & Lilith: ♪It's as easy as it can be!♪
[The scene cuts to Lute, helping to rebuild the hotel while wiping away tears]
Lute: ♪ No time for crying, we got a lot of work to do and, We gotta try and, make the best of what's in ruins!♪
[Adam and Tom help Lute to rebuild it]
Adam: ♪New coat of paint!♪
Tom: ♪New lights across the marquee♪
[Lute uses her angelic power to light up the lightbulbs]
Lute, Adam & Tom: ♪With a little sorcery!♪
[Meanwhile, in the TOE Tower, Alastor bursts through the doors of Rosie's penthouse. Rosie and Mimzy are already there]
Alastor: ♪After that battle, masterless cattle!♪
Alastor & Rosie: ♪Overlords hanging by a thread!♪
[As they look at a board showing a mindmap of their enemies, Alastor throws a knife through an old picture of Vox. Alastor is clearly visible in the frame, but has been torn out of the picture, presumably by Alastor himself]
Alastor & Rosie: ♪With a bit of bravado, maybe tomorrow. We'll be atop the heap!♪
[Rosie and Alastor dance together while Mimzy records them, smiling]
Rosie: ♪While the rest of Hell's pissing!♪
Alastor: ♪Vox is missing!♪
Alastor & Rosie: ♪Fled with his tail between his legs! Nature abhors a power vacuum. It leaves room for you and me!♪
[Mimzy comes up behind Al and Rosie and puts her arms around the 2 of them]
Alastor & Rosie: ♪The future of Hell belongs to us now!♪
[As the three of them laugh together, the scene cuts to Vox, limping towards the ruins of his tower while holding the broken pieces of his microphone.]
Vox: ♪This place smells like death♪ [He enters his tower.] ♪There's a chill in the air. And I barely escaped being killed by a hair. "Great Vox the overlord, died for his friends". Sorry to disappoint all! But that is not where this ends! [He cuts the table with his hand.] I'm hungry for freedom, like never before♪ [He walks through his tower, his eyes darting around the room] ♪The constraints of my deal surely have a back door. Once I figure out how to unclip my wings. Guess who will be pulling all the strings?!♪ [Vox laughs maniacally as his shadow looms above him.]
[Meanwhile, back at the hotel, the rest of the hotel's residents are finishing off the rebuilding while putting up a painting of Pentious]
Lilith, Adam, Vaggie, Katie, Angel & Tom: ♪We can do this!♪
Lute: ♪We can do this!♪
Lilith, Adam, Vaggie, Katie, Angel & Tom: ♪We'll be better!♪
Lute: ♪We'll be better ♪
Lilith, Adam, Vaggie, Katie, Angel & Tom: ♪Though redemption may take a while♪
Lute: ♪Though it may take a while!♪
Lilith, Adam, Vaggie, Katie, Angel & Tom: ♪Wayward sinners, clear their ledger!♪
[Vox appears in the middle of the group before they could all hug, now recovered]
Vox: ♪And we're doing it with a smile!♪
[Everyone except for Tom and Lilith cheer and hug Vox]
Lute: Vox!
Lilith: (spoken) Oh, this guy again.
Lute: ♪We'll make a difference, wait and see!♪
Lute & Adam: ♪We're gonna do this, you and me!♪
Lute, Adam, Angel, Vox, Tom, Vaggie, Katie and Lilith: ♪And then tomorrow it will be a motherfuckin' happy day in hell!
[All of them sing the last line while looking at the rebuilt hotel. In V Tower, Alastor & Rosie make out while Mimzy takes a selfie of them.]
[In Heaven, Carmilla, Odette, and Clara are sitting in a room together. Suddenly, Husk rises up into the room. His colour scheme has been changed to his fur color being the same, but his eyes are now white, with gold pupils, and his wings became blue instead of red.]
Husk: What? Where-where am I? [He sees Carmilla, Odette & Clara.] Oh, hello.
[Clara, realising that this is proof that the Hazbin Hotel works, squeaks with excitement. Odette just stares at Husk shocked, but smiles when she sees Clara happy, but Carmilla, having come to the same conclusion as Clara, looks mortified.]
Clara: Her plan works!
[The scene cuts to the ocean waves washing the beaches in Heaven. In a beach chair, a lone woman with a huge red hat sits there, watching the sea. As her hair flows by the winds, Cherri comes to her, still flying cus of her leg being ripped off, and she dumps the deceased Pentious's halo on the ground in front of her.]
Cherri: Pentious is dead. Which means your deal is done, and I'm in charge now. Lilith's new dumb brat is threatening the very foundation of Heaven. And if you want to stay here, [She leans down and pointing at the sea.] you're going down there [She points at the woman], and stopping that bitch. You understand me...Charlotte?
[The woman, revealed to be Charlie, stared up at Cherri before she furrows her eyebrows from behind the sunglasses in annoyance.]
(Chapter ends here.)