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“We Wish You A Merry Sinsmas!”

Chapter 6: Wedding Crashers

Summary:

The battle is on now.

And one of them will meet a cold and wet fate.

Notes:

You know, since I think it was a good idea to introduce a guest star in Masterminds.

Why not do it in Sinsmas too?

Anyways enjoy the latest chapter, my Helluva Boss fans.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Meanwhile at the wedding ceremony-

There were a bunch of demons waiting for the bride to get here so that they can celebrate.

With some of the demons coming from Furfur’s side of the family.

While the others are also from the rs Goetia family.

With the one being the most excited to get married was Furfur himself. {Who in my mind, will be voiced by the same guy who does Rodrick in the Live-Action Diay of a Wimpy Kid movie trilogy}

And even talks to the minister about it.

“Yeah I defiantly hate getting married. {Causing the minster to look at him funny.} I’m just joking.” Furfur said being the compulsive liar that he is.

“Glad you are, because I don’t want to see another disaster of a wedding again.” The minister said.

“Rally what happened at the last wedding?” Furfur asked.

“Well I was a minister for a wedding that has the crime lord Crimson’s son marrying a shark demon named Chaz. But then I see that red imp was tied up and muffled with his father beside him, then there were a bunch of dicks on the sit, then a car crashed into the wedding ceremony with one of the red imp coming out saying I object, and a female imp telling me that the crime lord’s son is actually her husband and so proceeds to kill everyone that was attending the wedding ceremony. Enough for me to say fuck this shit I’m out and leave.” The minister said recounting what happened in Exes and Oohs.

“Well I’m sure that won’t happened this time.” Furfur said.

And then when they hear footsteps approaching.

That was when the band plays the wedding march.

And the minister introduces the bride.

“And now, introducing the princess of the Ars Goetia family. Princess Octavia!” The minister said.

And as the door opens, reveals Octavia with a bouquet of flower walking down the aisle with her mom.

And while she was nervous of course of getting married.

Her mother doesn’t want to see her unhappy for her big day.

So gets her to smile really big.

Until eventually she’s with her future husband.

While Stella sits next to the crocodile demon of the Ars Goetia family Agares. {who in my mind, will be voiced by Patrick Warburton.}

“Hey Stella, heard about what happened to your ex-husband. I’m sorry for your loss.” He said to the queen.

“Oh don’t be, because that’s what the motherfucker gets for being an imp sucker.” Stella sad angrily.

“What’s a imp sucker?” One of the children attending the wedding asked.

“You’ll find out when your a lot older kid.” Stella said to this random kid.

All the while Octavia listens to what Furfur said.

Like how he has a band and enjoys music just like her.

And she doesn’t know if he’s lying or not.

But still she has no choice but to marry him for the family.

“{clears throat.} We are gathered here today to celebrate Furfur Harryton and Octavia Goetia in holy matrimony. Furfur, do you take Octavia to be your lawful wedded wife?” The minister asked.

“I do, my man.” Furfur said.

“And do you Octavia, take Furfur to be your lawful wedded husband?” The minister also asked Octavia.

But before she could say anything, suddenly the ice palace starts to shake.

Causing some of the demons here to think that it’s an earthquakes.

And this confuses Stella as there are no earthquakes in hell.

Unless…

And so she grabs Octavia by the arm {causing he pricness to drop the bouquets of flower she was holding}

And runs towards where the sound and shaking was coming from.

While also promising both the minister and Furfur that they will be back to finish the wedding.
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When they get to the balcony of the ice palace, they were shocked to see what was going on.

Andrealphus fighting Blitzo and Stolas.

“Andrealphus, what are you doing brother?” Stella asked.

“Oh, I’m just gonna teach these 2 are lesson about trying to sneak into our palace and taking Octavia away from us.” The ice prince replied to his sister.

“Look I only did that because I jut love my daughter so much.” Stolas tried to explain himself.

“Lies, I heard everything outside the dressing room. You only love that evil son of a bitch!” The ice prince said angrily.

“Well can’t I just love them equal? Because no matter what happened I’ll always be there for them.” Stolas said.

Causing both Blitzo and Octavia to be shocked about what the owl demon just said.

Before Stella chimes through.

“You know what Andrealphus? Kill that imp sucker!” Stella yelled angrily.

“My pleasure sis.” The ice prince said snuggly.

So tries to freeze Stolas with his ice powers.

But depsite being powerless, the owl demon was able to dodge his every move.

While Blitzo {seeing that they need more horsepower.}

Decides to call for backup.

Aka Moxxie and Millie.
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Also meanwhile-

Moxxie suddenly hears his phone ringing and so decides to pick it up and answer it.

“Sorry everyone, the phone’s ringing. {answers it} Hello there, how may I help-“ Moxxie tried to say.

“Moxxie, Millie? Are you two there? I need backup now!” Blitzo yelled on the phone.

“What’s going on, why are you asking us for backup right now?” Millie asked.

“Well remember that slimy son of a bitch named Andrealphus right?” Blitzo asked.

“Oh yeah, back at the trials.” Moxxie said.

“Well turns out that just like the other 7 deadly sins and Stolas, the ice prince has a super scary demon form too! So come here as quick as possible and-“ Blitzo tried to say.

When suddenly he gets blasted by Andrealphus’ ice beam attack.

Before eventually the ice prince picks up the phone.

“I’m sorry, but your boss isn’t going to survive this battle.” He said.

Before freezing the entire phone and crushing it.

Causing both Moxxie and Millie {including Fizzarolli and Asmodeus since they heard the whole thing} to be shocked and worried for Blitzo.

“Come on Mox, we have to save him.” Millie said.

But just then, Moxxie gets another notification on his phone.

And it turns out that Loona needs his and Millie’s help of helping her put in all of the Christmas decorations she bought in the human world for the Christmas party.

Making both Moxxie and Millie even more tense.

“What do we do? We can’t leave Sir alone with that crazy ice prince. But Loona won’t be able to get the decorations by the time the guests get here on time. What do we do?” Moxxie said in a panic.

And while he was saying “Aye” a lot of times in a panic with Millie trying to calm him down.

Oth Fizz and Ozzie knows exactly what they must do.

“You two take Oliver back to where the Christmas party’s taking place. Me and Fizzy Frog are going to save Blitzo and stop the wedding he mentioned.” The sin of lust said.

“Wait you guys mean it?” Moxxie asked.

Which the couple nodded their head meaning yes.

And so after Fizzarolli signed to Oliver that they’ll be back.

Both he and Ozzie runs out to find where the ice palace is.

While Moxxie and Millie are lef alone with the deaf kid.

“Ok, so uh Oliver is it? Come with us so that we can wait for your dads to be back.” Moxxie said to the little kid.

But they just give him a confused look.

“Dang it. Forgotten that the only way we can communicate with them is through sign language. And we’re no experts at that.” Moxxie said in annoyance.

But that was when Millie has an idea.

So she takes out a piece of paper from her bag and begins to write stuff down.

Confusing Moxxie.

“What are you doing?” He asked his wife.

“This always worked on my brother after he made himself temporary deaf by smashing the poppers from a toy tank when we were little.” Millie replied.

And so she shows Oliver the paper that says,

“Your dads told us to take you to the office building where we work at. So we’ll wait here until they come back ok?”

And after reading it, Oliver nods their head meaning yes.

“Ok good, he’s on our side now.” Moxxie said happily.

“So let’s go and help Loona!” Millie said happily.

And so both Moxxie and Millie takes Oliver back to the wrath ring of hell.

To help Loona with the Christmas decorations for the Christmas party.
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Back at the ice palace-

Blitzo was about to get frozen in ice by Andrealphus.

When thankfully, Vassago was no longer knocked out and throws one of his potions at the ice prince.

“Ah! The sulphuric acid! It burns!” The ice prince yelled as he tris to get the stuff out of his face.

“Uncle Vassago. Your also here.” Octavia said surprised to see who it was.

“In the flesh my favourite niece.” The red parrot demon said.

But then just when they think they were in the clear.

Suddenly Andrealphus appears out of nowhere and grabs Blitz by the neck.

Forcing him to point the Asmodean Crystal at Stolas.

“Let go of me, you bitch!” Blitzo said angrily while feeling like he’s being choked.

“Not until I make the owl demon go bye bye with that crystal of yours.” Andrealphus said.

“Yes, yes! Kill that imp sucker brother. Do it!” Stella yelled at her brother happily and evilly.

Causing Octavia to be shocked at what her mother just said.

She understands that her mother and father always hated and bickered with each other.

But she didn’t realise that her mother hated her father so much that she wants him killed.

But it was already too late.

As when Andrealphus puts his saliva on the Asmodean crystal {which was really disgusting for Blitzo to feel}

And just like that the portal to the Antarctic Ocean opens up.

Right under Stolas.

Who then falls into the portal while screaming.

Much to both Blitzo and Octavia’s worries.

“Stolas!” Blitzo screamed.

“Dad!” Octavia also screamed.

And then…

{Splash!}
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When he opened his eyes, all he could see watch pitch darkness.

And that he couldn’t speak.

Turns out that he was underwater in the Antarctic Ocean.

That was also inside of Antartica {the most coldest place on earth}

And even though he tris to swim back to the surface {to see if the portal hasn’t close up yet},

The coldness from the ocean prevents him.

As depsite visiting a lot of places in the human world shortly after being received the grimoire from his father.

He knew that Antartica would be extremely cold and deadly for him.

Since some birds would end up dying in the harsh cold of this place.

So he avoided it at all cost.

But now that he was in this place, it seems like the first impression of the Antarctic Ocean was really bad.

As after receiving a lot of cold shocks later.

Stolas couldn’t take it any longer.

So despite his protests and how much he wants to live.

The owl demon releases all of the air he had left in his lungs.

And begins to inhale water.

It actually hurts,

Oh god did it actually fucking hurts.

It felt like he was forced to drink poison instead of water.

And when he tries to cough it all up, it only resulted in more water coming into his lungs.

Not helped by the fact that his limbs are now completely frozen from the cold water.

Which stopped him from swimming back to the surface.

So seeing that this is the end,

He decides to accept his fate.

While remembering some of the people he remembered and what they said to him.

That being his father Paimon.

“Oh that’s a ugly noise son. Here, how about you ceased this bitch crying?”

His ex-wife Stella.

“Why don’t you do us all a favour and kill yourself?!”

His daughter Octavia.

“You don’t love mother and you don’t love me. You love him!”

And worse of all the imp he had loved for so long, Blitzo.

As he stills remembers the night of the full moon where they broke up.

And even remembering the words he said to the imp before teleporting outside his castle.

“Blitz, I think so highly of you. I didn’t realise you think so low of me.”

And after the last inhalation stopped, he begins to close his eyes.

As he remembers the last word he said to Blitzo.

“Goodbye, Blitz.”

And those were the last things he thought of, before he blacks out.

Until eventually his heart stopped too.

Meaning that Stolas Goetia, the great prince of hell.

Has officially drowned…

Notes:

See you all in Chapter 7.