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"Hello, Sakurai."
"Good morning, Mr Miyamoto."
"Do you, by chance have the files of every inmate you hold here?"
"Yes, what for?"
"I just want to see, you don't mind, do you?"
"Not at all, it's right here."
"Hmm.. my, what a group you have."
"I'm not sure if I'm meant to take that as a compliment."
Mario Jump-man Mario, age 36, made back in 1981 in Donkey Kong. He was convicted of cannibalism by eating a toad, thinking it was a regular mushroom
Donkey Kong, age 39, made back in 1981 debuting with Mario but originally made by Rareware for Donkey Kong Country in 1994 but was given to Nintendo. He was convicted of animal violence, was ratted out by Diddy Kong
Kirby Dreamland, age 9, made back in 1992 in Kirby's Dreamland, selling over 5 million copies. He was convicted of stealing food from multiple houses and killing 2 men
(Very important: Do not feed anymore then 3 meals per day and keep any sweets away from his hold)
Fox McCloud, age 27, made back in 1993 in Star Fox. He was convicted of plane theft on multiple accounts
Pikachu, age 7-13, made back or debuted in 1996 in Red and Blue. He was convicted of killing multiple other Pokemons in a fight
(Very important: Always keep a metal deflecting collar on him, if it seems loose, restrain him and take him to the infirmary)
Ness, age 13, made back in 1989 in Earthbound. He was convicted of traveling without a passport and refusing an officer's request, saying he was "Saving the world"
Link, age 17, made back in 1986 in Legend of Zelda. He was convicted of destroying property and harassing near by animals
(Very important: Don't bring any vases around him)
Samus, age 37, made back in 1986 in Metroid. She was reported of having multiple cases of outbursts and attacking anyone nearby, failed to cooperate with doctors in the psychiatric ward and attacked a nurse in training so was readmitted here for the safety of everyone in the ward
(Very important: Keep all sharp objects away from her hold and do not mention anything about love around her)
Captain Falcon, age 36, made back in 1990 in F-Zero. He was convicted of crashing a plane while intoxicated, killing two passengers
(Very important: Don't bring around planes or things regarding transport, in the event of a breakdown, take him to a quiet padded room and let him rest. If he attempts to harm himself, lie him down on the bed and restrain him until the relapse ends)
Marth, age 14, made back in 1990 in Fire Emblem:Shadow Dragon and Blade of Light. He was convicted of illegally owning a sword
Pit, age 13, made back in 1986 in Kid Icarus. He was convicted of refusing an officer's request for him to get in the car, reason being he was caught flying in a no flying zone, he fought back and injured the officer
(Very important: Make sure his back brace is locked at all times, if unlocked for any reason, lock the wings together with a metal band to ensure he won't use them)
Solid Snake, age 42, made back in 1987 in Metal Gear. He was convicted of war crimes during his last day seen
Sonic Hedgehog, age 16, made back in 1991 in Sonic the Hedgehog. He was convicted of going over the speed limit
(Very important: Always make sure to check the speedometer on his ankle bracelet before you let him do any type of active activity, if it's above a 50, then call a nurse down in order to fix it)
Captain Olimar, age unknown, made back in 2001 in Pikmin. He was convicted of killing all his pikmin, stating he was "hungry"
Villager, age unknown, made back in 2001 in Animal Crossing. He was convicted of murder on.. several.. several accounts
(Very very important: In every meal, give him a specific piece of food that's laced with a powder that'll keep him calm throughout the day, if he refuses, then put the powder in his drink)
Mega Man, age unknown, made back in 1987 in Mega Man. He was convicted on killing his creator for unknown reasons
(Very important: Keep him isolated and only open the door when handing him food or letting the therapist in)
Will Fit Trainer, age unknown, shown in 2007 in Wii Fit. She was convicted of selling illegal energy drinks and Wii balance broads
Little Mac, age 17, made back in 1984 in Punch Out. He was convicted of killing a boxer who beat him
(Very important: Make sure he never gets into any fights or gets too angry, if he's smiling at nothing, approach him slowly and if he starts laughing, take him to a quiet room and don't let him out until the laughing stops)
Mii Fighters, ages 12-34, Miis made back in 2006 for the Nintendo Wii. They were all seen leaving a bank with millions of dollars
(Very important: Make sure they don't harm the other inmates)
Pac-Man, age 40, made back in 1980 in Pac Man. He was convicted of pedophilia, victim is to remain anonymous
Ryu, age 51, made back in 1987 in Street Fighter. He was convicted of gang activity, ratted out by his wife
(Very very important: Do not, by any circumstance, take off his bracelet, if it comes undone, alert the guards and hide)
Dog, age 5(37 in dog years), made back in 1984 in Duck Hunt. He was convicted of hunting without a license
Cloud Strife, age 24, made back in 1997 in Final Fantasy 7. He was found trying to jump from a building, he was taken here to be under surveillance under the request of his girlfriend who wishes to stay anonymous
(Very important: Don't bring sharp items near or in the room, if he tries harming himself, then restrain him and wind up the music box inside the room, you can let him go once he seems relaxed but keep a close eye on him afterwards)
Bayonetta, age 500+, made back in 2009 in Bayonetta(the game). She was convicted of being an accomplice in a robbery, she won't give any information on the event
Inkling, age 14, made in 2015 in Splatoon. She came into a police station saying she was seeing demons or monsters of sort so she was put in the prison to gather her thoughts and have her issue resolved
(Very important: Keep her restrained at all times, only let her go when food arrives or the doctor comes for a check up)
Ridley, age unknown, made back in 1986 in Metroid. He was convicted of several accounts of crimes that cannot be brought out to the public
(Very very important: Do not, do not , let him out his cage, if you do, you will be held liable for the deaths and injuries of everyone at the facility)
Princess Daisy, age 29, made back in 1986 in Super Mario Land. She was convicted of the murder of her boyfriend, stating "he loved his brother more then me"
Mewto, age unknown, made an appearance in 1996 in Red and Blue. She was found in a cave and taken for study purposes
(Very very important: Do not let her out her cage without the proper gear or professional beside you when doing so, do not harm her in anyway, you will be held liable if you do)
"Wow, what a set!"
"We'll be adding more soon."
"Oh really? May I see?"
"I rather keep some of them a secret, but heres one you might be interested in."
Isabelle Shizue, age 20, made in 2012 in Animal Crossing New Leaf. She was convicted of the murder of her brother, claims she was framed