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[mochicheeks added modelstatus, sugadaddy, hopefulsprite, godzillajoon, taetae and kookie]
[mochicheeks named the chat “sad school bois”]
mochicheeks: hi everyone!!!
mochicheeks: i figured we should probably have a group chat by now!! ^u^
sugadaddy: why
godzillajoon: hey jiminie :)
godzillajoon: yoongi why is your name still sugadaddy
sugadaddy: because that’s what i am
godzillajoon: you have no money
sugadaddy: i can dream
taetae: well you’re daddy af so it still works
mochicheeks: tae!!! <3 <3
godzillajoon: taehyung that’s gay
taetae: i know ;)
sugadaddy: suddenly i want to change my name
mochicheeks: tae’s right though he’s daddy af
sugadaddy: wha-
mochicheeks: OH MY GOD I DIDN’T MEAN TO SEND THAT
mochicheeks: I’M CANCELLING THIS GROUP CHAT ASLKHAKEAKWJE
taetae: E X P O S E D
modelstatus: sigh
modelstatus: hello eights the ten has arrived
taetae: wow love you too
modelstatus: hey be lucky that i tolereight you
modelstatus: get it??? tolereight
modelstatus: because you’re an eight??? hahahaaahahaa
taeberry: ...right
sugadaddy: moving on and erasing that from my mind
sugadaddy: jiminie you never answered my question from before
modelstatus: -.-
mochicheeks: ?
mochicheeks: oh! why? because i love all you guys and i want us to be able to talk all together here :D
sugadaddy: well when you say it so cutely
taetae: aw he called you cute
taetae: how romantic
sugadaddy: i’m gonna block you
taetae: :(
hopefulsprite: HEYY~
mochicheeks: HOBI HYUNG :D <3 <3
sugadaddy: oh my fuck precious
hopefulsprite: jiminieee!!!! i haven’t seen you in forever!!!!
godzillajoon: it’s been a week
hopefulsprite: i know right?!!!!
mochicheeks: !!!!!
sugadaddy: hoseok
hopefulsprite: >.> yoongi
sugadaddy: <.< hoseok
hopefulsprite: >.> yoongi
taetae: …
taetae: taehyung
kookie: jungkook
mochicheeks: jungkookie!!
mochicheeks: yayy we’re all here !
taetae: wait is no one gonna ask yoongi and hobi what that was
godzillajoon: they have a...
godzillajoon: special relationship
godzillajoon: better not to question it
hopefulsprite: ^^^^
mochicheeks: so what’s up? how is everyone? ( ^//u//^ )
sugadaddy: suffering
kookie: tired af
godzillajoon: exhuasted
taetae: good!
hopefulsprite: been better
modelstatus: bored
mochicheeks: ...oh
godzillajoon: i was getting ready to take a long ass nap actually
sugadaddy: no you're not it’s your turn to do the dishes
godzillajoon: i’ll do them later
sugadaddy: ramyun time is in one hour
sugadaddy: my bowl better be fucking sparkling
godzillajoon: yes sir
sugadaddy: ...and he’s snoring
kookie: a nap sounds great
modelstatus: don’t you have homework?
kookie: uh
kookie: no
taetae: you’re in high school of course you have homework
kookie: i’m a senior first of all so i don’t have a lot
modelstatus: but you do
kookie: night night! ttyl
hopefulsprite: i think i’ll join in on this nap trend
modelstatus: don’t sleep on the couch!! it’s not good for your neck hobi
hopefulsprite: my rooms a mess though
modelstatus: …
modelstatus: sigh change your clothes you can sleep on my bed
modelstatus: don’t get used to it tho
taetae: is yoongi asleep too?
sugadaddy: yes
mochicheeks: ...is anyone still here?
mochicheeks: …
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mochicheeks: *princess ana voice* okay bye