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“You.. you can’t see me?” John Cena stuttered, looking into Jonathan Joestar's eyes with a fearful expression. Then DIO was there as well.
“It is I, DIO!” DIO said.
DIO was there.
John Cena deactivated invisibility and sprinted towards DIO, going for his classic wrestling ability, the Attitude Adjustment. DIO fell to the ground “nani the fuck!” DIO yelled, “is this the work of an enemy stand?”
DOO DODO DOODOO DOOOOOOO dadada. (this is john cena theme number 6 btw)
John Cena’s theme played.
John Cena then declared that it was indeed the work of his stand, he proceeded to explain to DIO about his incredible stand. He said “Well, DIO. THis is my stand
『YOU CANT C ME』
It allows me to turn invisible and my presence goes completely undetected the only downside is that trumpets play constantly whilst it is in effect.
“Omg nice” DIO monotoned, in response to John Cena’s ability to use those half square brackets. Jonathan Joestar was massive. Jonathan Joestar returned to the fore front of the story. It was finally his time in the spotlight, DIO and John Cena had stolen the spotlight from him. He was ready. He went to speak-
John JoCena Chuckled ominously ド ド ド menacingly ド ド ド (this is jojo remember). “Hehheheheh , we are both called John” he laugh. He home, he laugh. A small tear flowed down his cheek.
Cena opened his mouth. Tiny cheerios started to flow out, filling the room swiftly. Mere seconds later, the cheerios were up to their knees.
“Oh shit, oh no. She cleaned that right up,” DIO lamented.
“What the fuck,” JoJo screamed
The cheerios were too fast to escape from.
There, in that small office, in the light of the 6 AM sun, the three perished.
But Only DIO really died because hes a vampire and vampires melt in the sun, so after the disappearance of DIO’s mass there was enough room left for Jojo and Cena.