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“The one and only four!”
Is what that idiotic wet-making Toilet spoke of about Mephone4. Of course, I DESPISE THAT. It’s so…OLD! But nonetheless, there are some things that he has done. Despicable…bad things. Phuhuhu–! I’m acting like I haven’t done them too!
But before I carry and introduce to this project of mine, allow me to introduce myself.
I am Steve, Steve Cobs. I am known for a wonderful well-known company, “Meeple”! Where the future is SO yesterday…
But today is a day where you ALL will be shown Meeple’s latest project.
Or at least, a selective group of you. I advise you, what I am about to unfold might make some of you gag, so pathetic of you…
Anyways, I'll carry on–! Prepare for a sight.
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And a sight it was, Cobs appears on a screen, in a dark room, with a smug face, then he starts to laugh like a maniac…he does this while pacing around until he backs away from the camera and shows what was behind him..
Mephone, Mephone4 tied to a chair while put on ‘Do Not Disturb’ mode.
Cobs stood next to Mephone4 now and he started smiling, his wide smile makes his craziness noticeable.
Like it? Like having your host or so-called ‘FRIEND’ captured?
He turned to Mephone4, you could only see Cobs backside.
You know, it’s surprising how none of your minions or–contestants never realized what a screw up you are. You’re such a useless creation–! I mean, COME ON…I had to make so many variants of Mephones to replace or rather show you what you could’ve been without me having to do any more work. Not to mention the other things I heard you did…another season? WHILE managing your second failure? You’re an extreme, fat disappointment, really…
Then there’s that “Walkie Talkie” you spoke of. She was on your side, until she realized your true colors. She knew–! But of course like most, she falls into the same pit of pleading for forgiveness. I remember when she and I first spoke, she told me, “He’s changed–! I-I promise!!” BUT NO! She doesn’t know what I’ve seen from my creation. But not to worry, we’re already close to finishing the project.
Mephone was struggling the entire time as Cob’s ranted all about him, a few tears managed to escape as he buzzed. Eventually, so much struggling managed to make himself fall along with the chair he was tied to.
Don’t struggle any more, Mephone…you’re scaring them! Phuhuhuh–HAHAHAAA-!! Okay okay Ahem , I’m getting off track aren’t I? It’s okay because now this new project will fix all my problems with you. But I feel maybe I'm not telling you what exactly will happen to you, so let me give you some info on this bear named "Monokuma"...When I'm done with you- it'll be like you guys are twins!
You’re going to be perfect, Mephone…because the Mephone4 is SO outdated!