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"Hey,
I used to live in your
house. I’m drunk in
Boston, and it’s the only
address I know.
Happy holidays"
It’s addressed to 221 baker st with a very off kilter Christmas tree stamp and with a scribbled out return address to Boston MA and an arrow to it saying 'oops'.
"Hey Drunk,
I’m also drunk, in the house
you used to live in & your
address is the only one I can
think of. Never planned to
respond but thought you could
use the mail. Doesn’t sound like
your holiday was very happy."
It’s addressed to 331 winter ave in Boston, MA. There’s a basic U.S. flag stamp in the corner.
"Dear Stranger,
I am so sorry for
that card. I'm so
embarrassed. Aghast.
Mortified even. Please
disregard and forget the
whole thing."
“No, I will not
forget it.
Write me back &
tell me your name.
I deserve to know whose
halls in desecrating.”
“Desecrating? I shudder to imagine.
Then again, probably nothing worse
than I got to up there. I’m James
(not Jim). Live in NY with my
wife & on far too long a visit to her
family after a depressing Chanukah
with mine. Likely the 1st person to
say they miss Jersey. Happy New Year
by the way. 1991 better be good.”
“Happy New Year Jim,
An extended stay with those
Boston drivers, I shudder to imagine.
And in-laws? And missing Jersey?
Christ suffered lass than you.
(Or should I say the Maccabee’s?)
I’m House (not Greg). I live in your
old house w/ no wife. But have a
‘67 Flying V. & hookers. Lots. As I said, desecrating."