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Welcome to Blue Lock Confessions, where all submissions are anonymous! Who knows who will see the posts and reply… Shall we listen? Shall we judge? Guess you’ll have to find out soon enough!
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PXG V.S Bastard Munchen
How come the match has been dragging out for so fucking long?! What happened to Isagi’s dumbass plot armor, shooting a goal for himself??? C’mon guys this match has to be won by some team at this point I don’t even care who scores, Ness, Kaiser, or even freaking Karasu is fine by me!!! I’m gonna be in college by the time this stupid arc is over…
SpinningBee: hahahahahahahahahahahahhah
Ego’sFavorite: Don’t worry!!! I’ll make sure we score the last goal even at the cost of my ego!!
WiltedRose: Literally shut the fuck up Isagi no one expects you to score the last goal especially with such a lame ass username.
EgosFavorite: :(
SpinningBee: LMFAO
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Blue Lock is Ruining My Love Life
Guys guys is this really stupid or am I supposed to just let my boyfriend fill up his room full of Chigiri merch knowing that he’s a man?? Like I know my bf is straight since he’s dating me, but the fact that Chigiri is on his home screen and not me is really making me start to doubt his sexuality. Should I ask? Should I tell him I think he’s a little fruity??? What do I do?????????
SoccerHero: Your bf has good taste in men 👍👍
LazyChoki: @RedPanther
RedPanther: ???? Why’d you @ me???
MikageReo: LMFAO Chigiri you should start modeling for Victoria’s Secret I’ll even sponsor you
RedPanther: ofc you would reply under ur bf’s comment u gayass freak
MikageReo: ?? SHUT THE FUCK UP
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Do BLLK Players Play Anything Else Than Soccer?
I had this question pop up in my head ever since I learned Hiori liked playing games… Do you guys possibly know the specific types of games he plays? Like does he play shooters, RPGs, or maybe even dating simulator ones? Do other blue lock players also play games?
CrowAssassin: That guy plays more games than he practices I swear. Back in high school he would even lie about bathroom breaks just to play his goddam shooter games in the soccer storage room
GamingSheep: KARASU TABITO LIKES TO PLAY DATING SIMS WHEN HE HAS FREE TIME!!! IT’S TRUE I ONCE CAUGHT HIM PLAYING ENSEMBLE STARS!!
CrowAssassin: WHY THE FUCK DID U EXPOSE ME U BITCH?? ALSO IT'S NOT A DATING SIM U ASSHOLE IT'S AN IDOL RAISING GAME THAT YOU LITERALLY TOLD ME TO DOWNLOAD???
GreenNinja: LMFAO I bet his favorite is the waterboy guy from enstars since his hair is similar to Hiori’s
CrowAssassin: literally kys u thought mayoi was a girl at first also isn’t ur name literally stolen from pokemon??? Start being original before talking to me gosh
GreenNinja: I’m gonna hit on u
GamingSheep: What type of lame threat is that…
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FEMLOCK PLS PLS PLS??????? PLSSSS ARGGG
Everyday, every moment, every second I am thinking of femlock. There is not a moment when I’m not thinking about the hot men I see on soccer TV being girls instead. The addiction has gotten so bad to the point where I’ll even talk about the players using she/her pronouns instead. If only there were femlock instead…
GreenNinja: Couldn’t agree more
#1Gentleman: Are you sure you aren’t just gay Otoya?
#3Gentleman: Literally he hits on more girls and BOYS compared to me. I bet one dollar he’s 70% fruity.
SalmonFox: Are you sure you aren’t just as gay Oliver?
#3Gentleman: I’m gonna barge into ur home Sendou.
ItoshiSae: You guys are simply disguting. Wasn’t the confession about blue lock to begin with? What r u losers even commenting for.
HotPinkMonster: HAHA! I bet they’re all just jealous of how beautiful us blue lockers came out of the womb looking like!!!
SalmonFox: why tf is he always using female anatomy like he’s a woman himself
#1Gentlemen: Fitting. Maybe he’s the femlock the owner of the post was looking for.
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Blue Lock Auras in 2025
Look I get it that the auras are TV edited and for cool effects but really, green? Like I can handle purple, white, brown, but why’s it gotta be green…? It makes Isagi look like he’s constantly farting or something
BlueRose: @WiltedRose Don’t tell me they also edited our match with stupid ass auras too
WiltedRose: Do you want me to hold your hand when I say this…?
BlueRose: Yes…? Who else but you gets to hold my hand?
EgosFavorite: HE’S ASKING IF YOU TRULY DIDN’T KNOW U ILLITERATE FUCK UGH GET OFF MY FYP U FREAKS
HorrorMovies: this is the funniest post anyone has ever written omfg thank you for this
EgosFavorite: Kys.
HorrorMovies: Not only do ur farts stink, so does your foul mouth too, it seems.
WiltedRose: I love blue lock confessions
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BlueLock to FruitLock?
If blue lock players were assigned fruits, who do you think would be? In my head Bachira’s a mango, Chigiri’s a passionfruit, and Kunigami is Cantaloupe!! What do ya’ll think?
HorrorMovies: Isagi is an apple because apples fucking suck.
GamingSheep: The hate on apples is insane?? Otherwise I like to think I’m a blueberry myself.
HorrorMovie: you're right, I'm sorry. I meant to say isagi is a tomato because tomatoes suck. Also blueberries are my favorite fruit from now on.
GamerSheep: I guess that’s a little better :).
SpinningBee: YAY!!!! I loooooooove mangos this is so awesome!!!
SoccerHero: Cantaloupes are good for the mind and body, so I’ll gladly accept this new assignmnet upon me with joy!!
MikageReo: Is it just me or was I NOT thinking about real actual fruits when I read the title of this confession…
RedPanther: pack it up guys reo finally confessed he’s a fucking fruit, now we can go home without his stupid complaints about his sexuality again!
MikageReo: im gonna steal all ur beauty products away. Have fun being ugly from now on
RedPanther: and then what? Use them for urself? I bet nagi would really like seeing u all prettied up especially on his bed
MikageReo: why r we even friends again
LazyChoki: he’s not wrong…