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The Announcement

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Chapter 2: Fuck Off, Flash

Summary:

The aftermath of the adoption from Peter's POV

Notes:

Holy crap, I just wrote this whole thing in one day. Woohoo! Anyway, sorry this fic is so short, it's really just about furthering the plot with a little humor thrown in. The next one is going to be super fun and SUPER long. <3 ~lightningbugqueen

Chapter Text

IronKid @peterparkour

I am Iron Man…….’s son

401 tweets  152 following   5M followers

 

IronKid @peterparkour

So I guess the word is out! Enjoy a meme :D

I Am Iron Son

 

IronDad @IAmIronMan

(Responding to @peterparkour)

Of course that’s how you choose to announce it. 

 

IronKid @peterparkour

(Responding to @IAmIronMan)

Ahhhhhh! You changed your name tooooooo!!!! Also what else would you expect, Dad.

 

When Life Gives You Lemons @Aprotny

(Responding to @peterparkour)

@peterparkour @IAmIronMan DAD?!?!?!??!

 

Praise Thor Our God @lumberjacklesbian

(Responding to @Aprotny)

Dude where the hell have u been it’s all over the news

 

Avengers Fam @Avengersfanaccount

(Responding to @peterparkour)

I WAS RIGHT!!!! #Irondad

 

IronDad @IAmIronMan

(Responding to @Avengersfanaccount)

You were right #Irondad

 

Avengers Fam @Avengersfanaccount

(Responding to @IAmIronMan)

Holy shit Iron Man just responded to my post

 

Spider-Fan @SpiderManIsAwesome

 “If any news source, blog, or other outlet posts a single even mildly transphobic thing about my son, you will find yourself sued, or if I can’t do that, your biggest competitor will find themselves with a large donation, completely anonymous, of course. Do I make myself clear?” We stan a protective #Irondad

 

Ned Leeds @guyinthechair

(Responding to @peterparkour)

FINALLY!! I have been waiting to Tweet about this for FOREVER #Irondad

 

BLM Is Real @itsMJlosers

(Responding to @guyinthechair)

Same #Irondad

 

Moon Moon @CindyMoon

(Responding to @guyinthechair)

Same #Irondad

 

Betty B @BestestBrant

(Responding to @guyinthechair)

Same #Irondad

 

Abe Man @JustAskAbe

(Responding to @guyinthechair)

Same #Irondad

 

Charrrrrrles @ItsaysTALENT

(Responding to @guyinthechair)

Same #Irondad

 

Caw Caw Motherfuckers @thecoolestavenger

(Responding to @guyinthechair)

@peterparkour Peter Parker!!!! Did your CLASS know about the adoption before ME????

 

IronKid @peterparkour

(Responding to @thecoolestavenger)

That’s Peter Parker-Stark, thank you very much. 

 

Princess Shuri @MeowMeowBitches

(Responding to @peterparkour)

@thecoolestavenger Damnnnnnn, he got you good seagull

 

Michael With a B @theresabee

(Responding to @MeowMeowBitches)

Did the princess of Wakanda just call a highly trained spy “seagull” after a teenager corrected him on his last name because said teenager has been adopted by notorious genius billionaire playboy philanthropist Tony Stark aka Iron Man? 

 

Princess Shuri @MeowMeowBitches

(Responding to @theresabee)

Yes

 

Michael With a B @theresabee

(Responding to @MeowMeowBitches)

Ok just checking

 

Fastest Man Alive @hundredyarddash

@peterparkour What the HELL, Parker, I didn’t think I was RIGHT?!?!?!

 

BLM Is Real @itsMJlosers

(Responding to @hundredyarddash)

Fuck off, Flash

 

Ned Leeds @guyinthechair

(Responding to @hundredyarddash)

Fuck off, Flash

 

Princess Shuri @MeowMeowBitches

(Responding to @hundredyarddash)

Fuck off, Flash

 

Moon Moon @CindyMoon

(Responding to @hundredyarddash)

Fuck off, Flash

 

Abe Man @JustAskAbe

(Responding to @hundredyarddash)

Fuck off, Flash

 

Betty B @BestestBrant

(Responding to @hundredyarddash)

Fuck off, Flash

 

Charrrrrrles @ItsaysTALENT

(Responding to @hundredyarddash)

Fuck off, Flash

 

Caw Caw Motherfuckers @thecoolestavenger

(Responding to @hundredyarddash)

Fuck off, Flash

 

IronDad @IAmIronMan

(Responding to @hundredyarddash)

Fuck off, Flash

 

IronKid @peterparkour

(Responding to @hundredyarddash)

Fuck off, Flash

 

Peter giggled and kept scrolling down the endless page of tweets, all about him and Tony. 

“What’s so funny, kiddo?” his dad asked from beside him. They were sprawled out together on the couch with May and Pepper, getting ready to start a movie. Tony was looking through some notes on a hologram while Peter played on his phone and May talked with Pepper about nothing in particular. 

“‘Fuck off, Flash,’ is trending even though nobody actually knows who Flash is.” He threw back his head and laughed as yet another post criticizing Flash popped up. This person seemed to be under the impression that he was some famous asshole, which was actually soon becoming true.

“Serves him right,” Tony grunted. “Maybe that little brat will learn his lesson. Even after all of that, trying to come in contact with you? I had to convince Steve to keep Bucky off Twitter for the time being, otherwise I think he’d murder the kid. Not that I blame him.” 

“Can you two please get off your phones and/or holographic devices? I want to watch Big Hero Six , but I can’t if you don’t even look at the screen!” May complained good naturedly from beside them. Both of them groaned synchronously and put away their respective devices, slumping against the couch and each other with perfectly synced timing.

“You’re really taking ‘like father, like son’ to the whole next level, aren’t you?” Pepper remarked from beside them.

“You’re just jealous of how awesome we both are,” Peter said petulantly.

“Yeah, we’re too cool for you,” Tony said immediately afterward. They high fived. 

“That’s definitely the case,” Pepper laughed at them. “So is Big Hero Six okay with you?”

“Sure, I’m good with whatever, and we both know Dad’ll fall asleep less than fifteen minutes in.” Peter smirked at his father.

“That is not true!” Tony crossed his arms.

“You’re a dad now, face it. Falling asleep during movies and making horrible puns comes with the job description,” Peter explained nonchalantly. Tony huffed his disapproval, but didn’t say anything else. Pepper just chuckled at their antics before requesting that FRIDAY start the movie and dim the lights. 

To his credit, Tony did make it longer than fifteen minutes. He watched the beginning of the movie and actually enjoyed it, trying to ignore how his eyelids were already dropping. He held Peter tight to his chest in the scene where Tadashi died and didn’t bother letting him go. However, by the time Hiro was meeting the rest of the team, Tony was snoring lightly into Peter’s hair. 

The boy grinned to himself, pleased by his prediction proven true. He too found himself tired, so he snuggled back into Tony’s chest, comforted by the light hum of the Arc Reactor and the beating of Tony’s heart.

There were no rules stating that boys had to fall asleep in the middle of movies if cuddling with their dad, but he did anyway. 

Notes:

Thank you so much for reading! I hope you enjoyed it! ~lightningbugqueen <3

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