Adult Content Warning

This work could have adult content. If you continue, you have agreed that you are willing to see such content.

If you accept cookies from our site and you choose "Yes, Continue", you will not be asked again during this session (that is, until you close your browser). If you log in you can store your preference and never be asked again.

  1. Tags
    Summary

    There are rules to dating poly style. Tony doesn't know them but he's eager to learn. He's just lucky that he has his fellow Avengers on his side. And that Steve Rogers isn't as much of a dork as Tony likes to think he is. Denial isn't just a river in Egypt.

    Etc: Bruce being awesome. Coulson being Coulson. Don't make Natasha have to hurt you, Stark. And really? You don't want Thor helping. No, Thor helping would not be wise at all. It'd be less damaging if it were Dummy. Or You. Oh, Thor.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    29,640
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    99
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    3,871