Protectors of the Plot Continuum: Response Center #333
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RC #227 Mission #7: Go Home Canon, You’re Drunk by SkarmorySilver
Fandoms: Protectors of the Plot Continuum, 光神話 | Kid Icarus (Video Games), 新・光神話 パルテナの鏡 | Kid Icarus: Uprising (Video Game)
28 Apr 2018
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“Don't sulk, Pit. It's undignified.”
— Lady Palutena, Kid Icarus: Uprising, Chapter 3 (2012)
In which a story has a very hard time establishing what year it’s in.
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- Part 7 of Protectors of the Plot Continuum: Response Center #227
- Part 1 of Protectors of the Plot Continuum: Response Center #333
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RC #227 Interlude #2: Separate Ways by SkarmorySilver
Fandoms: Protectors of the Plot Continuum
01 May 2018
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“It doesn’t change the fact that it made me hate you, and we both know that!” Sarah retorted savagely. “Maybe you were right to call bullshit on me for nearly getting flattened by that snake-troll! Maybe I made a horrible first impression all those months ago! But does that mean you have to insult my character under the pretense of ‘making me a better agent’?”
The Sphinx growled, unsheathing her claws. “If you don’t need my help, then you shouldn’t even be here. How simple is it for you to understand that?”
“Fine! Have it your way! But next time you’re in danger, I won’t be there!”
In which one agent is exchanged for another.
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- Part 8 of Protectors of the Plot Continuum: Response Center #227
- Part 2 of Protectors of the Plot Continuum: Response Center #333
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- 4,556
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RC #333 Mission #1: The Day of Reckoning (Updated) by SkarmorySilver
Fandoms: Protectors of the Plot Continuum, Super Smash Brothers, Criminal Minds (US TV), 光神話 | Kid Icarus (Video Games), Fire Emblem: Shin Ankoku Ryuu to Hikari no Ken | Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon, Fire Emblem: Soen no Kiseki/Akatsuki no Megami | Fire Emblem Path of Radiance/Radiant Dawn, The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series), Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Super Mario & Related Fandoms, Star Fox Series, Mother 2: Gyiyg no Gyakushuu | EarthBound
01 May 2018
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“You think this is about my profiling skills? Jennifer, listen: The only reason you were able to manage my perceptions is because I trusted you! I came to your house for ten weeks in a row, crying over losing a friend, and not once did you have the decency to tell me the truth!”
— Dr. Spencer Reid, Criminal Minds Season 7, Episode 2: “Proof” (2011)
In which a new agent is introduced, Cupid is put to work, and Sarah is hopelessly confused.
(NOW 100% FETISH-FREE!)
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RC #333 Mission #2: Giant Sonic All-Out Attack by SkarmorySilver
Fandoms: Protectors of the Plot Continuum, Godzilla - All Media Types, Godzilla (2014), Sonic the Hedgehog (Video Games)
03 May 2018
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“Nature has an order, a power to restore balance. I believe… he is that power.”
— Dr. Ishiro Serizawa, Godzilla (2014)
In which the expression “The bigger they are, the harder they fall” gets a whole new meaning.
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RC #333 Mission #3: Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry Series by SkarmorySilver
Fandoms: Protectors of the Plot Continuum, Devil May Cry, Kingdom Hearts
03 May 2018
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“Trish… Devils never cry. These tears, tears are a gift only humans have.”
— Dante, Devil May Cry (2001)
In which a story talks too little and says even littler.
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- 1
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RC #333 Mission #4: A Feudal Nightmare by SkarmorySilver
Fandoms: Protectors of the Plot Continuum, InuYasha - A Feudal Fairy Tale, Hunter: The Reckoning, Super Smash Brothers
06 May 2018
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“Not really a demon; not really human. I'm not either. That's all. There was no place for me, so I had to find one myself. And then I realized. I had a place, but I was the only one in it. I didn't know any other way to live.”
– Inuyasha, InuYasha (2000)
In which the gang deals with the deadly combination of a wildly changing story format and a God-mode Stu.
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RC #333 Interlude #1/Mission #0: Bitter Memories by SkarmorySilver
Fandoms: Protectors of the Plot Continuum, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Danny Phantom, The Incredibles (2004)
07 May 2018
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“Hold up,” said Sarah. “You flipped out and tried to kill Violet because she was Suefluenced into being an asshole?”
“And you got possessed by an uncanonical legendary?” asked Cupid.
“And somehow, you and the other straggler never managed to hurt anyone in that battle, nor were there lawsuits regarding any damages you may have caused?” Ripper added.
“That’s correct,” Lapis said sadly. “But face it – my homeworld was doomed anyway.”
“It was?!” her partners cried out simultaneously.
“Yeah. I’ll get to that part soon. Just give me some time…”
In which Lapis finally comes clean.
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RC #333 Mission #5: KnightFail by SkarmorySilver
Fandoms: Protectors of the Plot Continuum, Incredibles (Pixar Movies), Batman - All Media Types
08 Nov 2018
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“No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to stay saved! You know?! For a little bit. I feel like the maid: 'I just cleaned up this mess! Can we keep it clean for, for 10 minutes?! Please?!'”
— Robert "Mr. Incredible" Parr, The Incredibles (2004)
What do you get when you cross a The Incredibles badfic, a badly written Batman with a superiority complex, and an unfortunate Super with the residents of RC #2814 and a vampire trainee? Trouble. Lots and lots of trouble.
(Co-written with Edhelistar)
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RC #333, Mission #6: You Should’ve Left by SkarmorySilver
Fandoms: Protectors of the Plot Continuum, Big Hero 6 (2014), Rise of the Guardians (2012)
15 Nov 2018
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“We didn’t set out to be superheroes. But sometimes life doesn’t go the way you planned. The good thing is, my brother wanted to help a lot of people… and that’s what we’re gonna do.”
— Hiro Hamada, Big Hero 6 (2014)
In which a canon in need is a canon indeed.
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RC #333 Mission #7: In Other News, Water is Wet by SkarmorySilver
Fandoms: Protectors of the Plot Continuum, Pirates of the Caribbean (Movies), The Little Mermaid (1989), Disney Fairies
17 Nov 2018
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“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.”
— Patrick Rothfuss
Agents Stephanie and Chakkik go on a Disney cruise trip, accompanied by a certain drunken angel and his reluctant partner.
(Co-written with Voyd)
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RC #333 Interlude #2: Shenanigans at FicPsych by SkarmorySilver
Fandoms: Protectors of the Plot Continuum
08 Dec 2018
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The Sphinx agent looked down towards her paws. “I know this is supposed to be confidential, but… I’ve had my first prophecy.”
Everyone stared at her. Sarah’s mouth fell open, and then she started speaking very fast. “Tell me more! Adam has to know this, maybe he can help! If his author wrote all of us, maybe he can provide some answers!”
“Why did you think I wanted to contact him?” Rashida glowered at her again. “At any rate, this does concern you as well to some extent, so it would be best for you to join us at my ward.”
“And if anyone is willing to keep a secret, they can come too,” the dragon added. “I feel it would be worth having a third or fourth opinion on this matter.”
In which Sarah’s terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day comes to a close.
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RC #333, Mission #8: The Gods Must Be Crazy by SkarmorySilver
Fandoms: Protectors of the Plot Continuum, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, SMITE (Video Game), Marvel Cinematic Universe
14 Dec 2018
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“Differences of habit and language are nothing at all if our aims are identical and our hearts are open.”
— Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2000)
In which Cupid is forced to reevaluate his choice of friends.
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- Part 12 of Protectors of the Plot Continuum: Response Center #333
- Part 3 of Protectors of the Plot Continuum: Response Center #88224646BA
- Language:
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RC #133,316,666 Mission #8: Earth, Wind, and Ire by SkarmorySilver
Fandoms: Protectors of the Plot Continuum, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Avatar: Legend of Korra
17 Dec 2018
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“Roku was just as much Fire Nation as Sozin was, right? If anything, their story proves anyone is capable of great good and great evil. Everyone, even the Fire Lord and the Fire Nation, have to be treated like they're worth giving a chance. And I think it was about friendships too.”
— Avatar Aang, Avatar: The Last Airbender S3E6: “The Avatar and the Fire Lord” (2007)
In which Bring Your Kid To Work Day doesn’t go quite as planned.
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RC #333, Mission #10: Open The Door, Get On The Floor by SkarmorySilver
Fandoms: Protectors of the Plot Continuum, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Jurassic Park - All Media Types, Jurassic World Trilogy (Movies)
27 Dec 2018
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“‘Monster’ is a relative term. To a canary, a cat is a monster. We're just used to being the cat.”
— Dr. Henry Wu, Jurassic World (2015)
In which everybody walks the dinosaur.
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- Part 14 of Protectors of the Plot Continuum: Response Center #333
- Part 12 of Protectors of the Plot Continuum: Response Center #227
- Language:
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- 10,181
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Sadly Mythtaken by SkarmorySilver
Fandoms: Protectors of the Plot Continuum, 光神話 | Kid Icarus (Video Games), 新・光神話 パルテナの鏡 | Kid Icarus: Uprising (Video Game), Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
30 Dec 2018
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“What good is one lousy hero? Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain said something like that to me once, just before he single-handedly changed the course of your Civil War.”
— Chiron, Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Sea of Monsters (2006)
In which some long overdue apologies are in order for just about everybody. Guest-starring eatpraylove's agent, Violet Rose Greenfield!
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- Part 13 of Protectors of the Plot Continuum: Response Center #227
- Part 15 of Protectors of the Plot Continuum: Response Center #333
- Language:
- English
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- 14,078
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- 2
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RC #88224646BA Mission #3: Witches Get Stitches by SkarmorySilver
Fandoms: Protectors of the Plot Continuum, Bayonetta (Video Games), Bleach
14 Jan 2019
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“Such a popular chap. I bet they hate him down there as much as you did when he was up here. We just need to make sure he won’t come crawling back when they kick him out.”
— Bayonetta, Bayonetta (2009)
In which Backslash’s past misconduct comes back to bite him. No, not literally!
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- Part 7 of Protectors of the Plot Continuum: Response Center #88224646BA
- Part 16 of Protectors of the Plot Continuum: Response Center #333
- Language:
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- 14,212
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RC #333, Mission #12: Strangled By The Red String by SkarmorySilver
Fandoms: Protectors of the Plot Continuum, モンスター娘のいる日常 | Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou, Naruto
17 Jan 2019
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“I've been there, in that same dark and lonely place. But I've found others… Others who accept me for who I am. That's why I will protect them… even if I have to kill you.”
— Naruto Uzumaki, Naruto Episode 80: “The Third Hokage, Forever…” (2004 [Japanese]/2007 [English])
In which Cupid and Stephanie’s first date goes monstrously awry.
(Co-written with Voyd)
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RC #333, Mission #13: Girls’ Night Out by SkarmorySilver
Fandoms: Protectors of the Plot Continuum, Steven Universe (Cartoon), One Piece, Fairy Tail, Naruto
22 Jan 2019
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“Some day soon, we may be fighting some really bad guys, and when that day comes, I wanna fight with you! Together! So please… Won’t you share this jam with me?”
—Steven Universe, Steven Universe S2E6: “Sworn to the Sword” (2015)
In which Lapis and Sarah try — and fail — to host a PPC-edition slumber party.
(Co-written with eatpraylove and James Shields)
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