The Heistverse
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Part One: Richard Siken Poetry | Home from boarding school for the summer, sixteen-year-old Thorin Charles Oakenshield must contend with his father's demands, his younger sibling's needs, and the newfound presence of Dwalin MacFundin, his father's friend Balin's brash, rebellious and proud younger brother.
Part Two: The Art of Drowning | As Thorin and Dwalin grow and mature in their relationship, they must cope with Thrain's expectations of Thorin as an Army officer. Dis meets a witty American student named Robert, while Frerin finds peace and healing up north, with his cousin and best friend Dain.
Part Three: Show Me Joy | The birth of Dis' children brings change and the hope for renewal. But Thorin is buckling under the pressure of his career and his family's expectations, and Dwalin has begun working for Madam Galadriel Artanis Ñoldóran (alias The Lady), whose role as head of MI5 brings many risks and few rewards.Content Warnings: graphic depiction & mention of family issues, verbal/physical abuse, mental illness, drug/alcohol addiction, suicidal ideation, ableism, homophobia. Mention of attempted sexual assault. Individual warnings are given chapter by chapter.
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- Part 1 of The Heistverse
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What happens when you put a fistfight-happy Scotsman (Dwalin MacFundin), a knife-obsessed sniper (Nori Rison) and an MI6 agent gone rogue (Bofur Broadbeam) together?
Well, definitely nothing good, if you were to ask Elrond Peredhel, the recently-appointed head of Scotland Yard. Almost two years after a mysterious organisation known as The Eye struck a series of deadly attacks in the heart of London, what is known in most circles as the Golden Trio, this delightful collaboration of three of Europe’s worst (and therefore best) contract killers, snipers and torturers-for-hire decides it’s the perfect time to get themselves caught up in something much, much bigger than they are: Nori Rison’s always found it hard to let go of his grudges, and when the offending party happens to be Lucky, aka The Mouth, aka one of The Eye’s most loyal and deadly agents, it isn’t entirely good news.
And God forbid Shelob Örümcek ever catch wind of what's happening.Content Warnings: graphic violence, drug mention, torture, hatesex, general dark humor. Individual warnings will be given chapter by chapter.
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- Part 2 of The Heistverse
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How Elk Happened To The Greenleaf Family (And How The Greenleaf Family Happened To Elk) by bodysnatch3r
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
15 Apr 2014
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When Commander Erestor brings Elk, an anxious, enormous Great Dane who failed his police dog training, to the Yard, it’s more than Detective Inspector Lindir is willing, or wants, to handle. Never mind that the dog’s holed up in Commissioner Peredhel’s office -- who is, quite categorically, a cat person.
Faced with impossible odds, Lindir enlists the help of Detective Inspector Thranduil and Detective Constable Tauriel to attempt to bring the office back to a semblance of order. It ends, as it often does, quite unexpectedly.Series
- Part 3 of The Heistverse
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Collateral Damage (An Unexpected Heist) by bodysnatch3r
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
30 Mar 2014
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When his childhood home is burned down by the vicious crime lord Smaug (and his grandfather and father are killed in the process), Afghanistan veteran Thorin Oakenshield (rich, powerful and oh so terribly broken) sets out on a ludicrous mission of revenge to get back what was stolen from him- A.R.K.E.N.S.T.O.N.E., a highly advanced security program engineered by his father Thrain. Dragging along twelve other men (including his nephews Fili and Kili) and with the help of a shady government official known only as G, Thorin seeks out the help of Bilbo Baggins, a once-brilliant hacker now turned Tesco employee.
Things seem to go smoothly, until Oakenshield starts to realize that Smaug is all up for a game of cat and mouse.
And that he has no intention of losing.
Add the fact that not-so-recovering alcoholic Thranduil Greenleaf (a brilliant, ruthless and very, very corrupt Scotland Yard police officer) is starting to dig a bit too deep, and things might get a little out of hand.Content Warnings: mentions of suicide/attempted suicide, mental illness, alcohol/drug addiction, self harm, violence, torture, physical/verbal abuse, and family issues.
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- Part 4 of The Heistverse
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Alternate Universe. After the events of Army Road, number 5, Thorin Oakenshield and his nephews barely pulled through-- alive, but scarred, they try to navigate the world as it spins around them. There's a new baby to take care of, after all--
and there are hearts that need to begin healing.
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- Part 5 of The Heistverse
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a collection of drabbles and various prompt fills.
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- Part 6 of The Heistverse