Who, What, and Wenclair
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Who, What, and Wenclair (2024) by Achromatophoria
Fandoms: Wednesday (TV 2022), The Addams Family (Movies - Sonnenfeld)
01 Jan 2025
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After a particularly rough call from Esther.
Wednesday: … to her, you are a round coffin in a square grave. She will never—
Enid: Um! Hang on. A round coffin? Isn’t that like, a lot wasted space for just one body?
Wednesday: Inaccurate, mi lobita. You presume a singular corpse, a meager limitation that can be overcome by the careful application of one’s imagination.
Enid: …
Wednesday: And a well-maintained chainsaw.
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indeliblyinedibly incorrect Wenclair quotes for the indiscriminate reader. First fic(let) ever, so please buckle up while we abuse this learner’s permit.Series
- Part 1 of Who, What, and Wenclair
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Who, What, and Wenclair (2025) by Achromatophoria
Fandoms: Wednesday (TV 2022), The Addams Family (Movies - Sonnenfeld)
24 Aug 2025
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Here be inedibly incorrect (and sometimes inappropriate) Wenclair for 2025. Within you’ll be subjected to a daily dose of inane humor.
Definitely contains: Excessive bad puns, (im)mature humor, Enid and Wednesday’s mutually failed attempts at flirting, Bianca Barclay’s eternal exasperation, Yoko Tanaka being a certified funny bitch, Xavier being cruelly ragged on, and more.
Note: Sundays are a compilation of 3 to 5 shorts.
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- Part 2 of Who, What, and Wenclair
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Where, Why, and Howclair? by Achromatophoria
Fandoms: Wednesday (TV 2022), The Addams Family (Movies - Sonnenfeld)
24 Aug 2025
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This is Who, What, and Wenclair’s filthy older sister, the one not invited to family events. She has all of the inappropriate Wenclair drabbles that didn’t just toe the line of innuendo; they tripped over it and fell face first into the debatably sexy gutter.
Contains: Excessive(ly) bad puns, implied intercourse without recourse, the occasional gender-swap, outcast sexual education, Wednesday being a total brat, Enid putting said brat in her place, cruelly teasing Bianca, Yoko’s bad advice, and more.
Updates will be daily-ish until the backlog is empty.
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- Part 3 of Who, What, and Wenclair