Fifteen Mokona on a Dead Man's Chest
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So, a pirate walks into a bar and sits down next to a ninja...
"You think you're so great just because you can make helpless people walk a plank, or because you wear a hook for a hand, or maybe can teach a parrot to say, 'Avast ye, matey', or something? Well, let me tell you, your lot isn't so tough, Captain Doumeki."
[Alternate Universe Doumeki x Watanuki humor fic, inspired by a piece of fanart by zelas]
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- Part 1 of Fifteen Mokona on a Dead Man's Chest
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Talk Like a Pirate Day by Skinner (psiten) for Beltenebra
Fandoms: Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicle, xxxHoLic, X/1999, Tokyo Babylon
10 May 2011
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Once upon a faraway time, in a universe slightly askew to this one, circumstances beyond anyone's control led to a fierce and bitter rivalry between Pirates and Ninjas, but Kurogane doesn't care about that. His only concern is to retrieve Princess Sakura and Syaoran from the Pirate King's ship... where Fai is happily making his life complicated.
"Are you this accommodating with all the shipwrecked sailors who wash up on your decks?"
"Just the tall, dark, and mysterious ones," the fair man shot back. "When they keep staring at me like you do, anyway."
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- Part 2 of Fifteen Mokona on a Dead Man's Chest
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Slings and Arrows by Skinner (psiten) for Beltenebra
Fandoms: xxxHoLic, Angelic Layer, 20 Mensou ni Onegai | Man of Many Faces, Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicle
15 Sep 2011
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Doumeki is pretty sure this is a dream, no matter what Watanuki has to say about it.
"I did not throw that banana so you could eat it, you over-salted lout! I threw it to make a point!"
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- Part 3 of Fifteen Mokona on a Dead Man's Chest
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You Got It by Skinner (psiten) for Beltenebra
Fandoms: Gouhou Drug | Legal Drug, Clover, Angelic Layer, Magic Knight Rayearth, Clamp Gakuen Tanteidan | Clamp School Detectives, xxxHoLic, 20 Mensou ni Onegai | Man of Many Faces, Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicle
05 Jun 2012
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Life at Green Market is never easy, but Kazahaya definitely didn't ask for all this crap. And that went double for thigh-high stockings.
"Go help our guests, Kudou-kun. And remember -- the customer may not always be right, but the customer is definitely armed with at least five deadly weapons."
As if he needed reminding.
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- Part 4 of Fifteen Mokona on a Dead Man's Chest
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Dark and Stormy by Skinner (psiten) for Beltenebra
Fandoms: Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicle, xxxHoLic, X/1999, Tokyo Babylon, Magic Knight Rayearth, Wish (Manga), Cardcaptor Sakura, Angelic Layer, Clover (Manga)
02 Sep 2013
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Pour 2 oz. dark or spiced rum over ice. Add 8 oz. ginger beer (preferably the sort that explodes if you're not careful -- conventional ginger ale, if you must). Stir.
Kamui stared down a crowd of seals, who were either listening or trying to decide if he was food. Dawn had happened at least three hours ago, by his calculations, though he couldn't see the sun. Rain pounded on his hat, dripping off in puddles at his feet. At this point, he didn't care.
A full-scale pirate rebellion in Sorata's home fleet finds the Dragon of Heaven in a sea battle, Kamui in a race with an elite ninja team for a legendary artifact, and Fai... on a date?
("Fifteen Mokona on a Dead Man's Chest" is comprised of stand-alone short stories that can be read independently, without going back for earlier installments. As the stories go on, however, they will consistently tie together for those who prefer to start at the beginning.)
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- Part 5 of Fifteen Mokona on a Dead Man's Chest
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Dim Smitten Star by Skinner (psiten) for Beltenebra
Fandoms: X/1999, Tokyo Babylon, Cardcaptor Sakura
02 Sep 2013
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"You left the festivities," a man's voice called out of the night. "Someone might worry."
Kerberos spun in the air, but he couldn't see who'd spoken.
A softer voice answered, "I wanted to be alone."
In which Seishirou is a jerk, Subaru is an overcooked angst-muffin, and Kerberos wishes they had worked out any of their issues in the last two thousand years.
(Although most stories in the "Fifteen Mokona on a Dead Man's Chest" series can be read independently, this one-shot was intended as a "post-credits" bonus scene for Dark and Stormy and takes place the night after that story ends. Its tone and focus were different enough that I decided to post it separately, but readers may decide it benefits from context.)
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- Part 6 of Fifteen Mokona on a Dead Man's Chest
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Let the Games Begin by psiten for Beltenebra
Fandoms: Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicle, xxxHoLic, X/1999, Tokyo Babylon, Cardcaptor Sakura, Magic Knight Rayearth, Clamp Gakuen Tanteidan | Clamp School Detectives, Chobits, Suki Dakara Suki, Shin Shunka-den | Legend of Chun Hyang, Gate 7, Wish (Manga), RG Veda, Fushigi no Kuni no Miyuki-chan | Miyuki-chan in Wonderland, Shirahime-Syo: Snow Goddess Tales, Angelic Layer, CLAMP in Wonderland, 20 Mensou ni Onegai | Man of Many Faces, Gakuen Tokkei DUKLYON | Duklyon: Clamp School Defenders, Gouhou Drug | Legal Drug, Code Geass, CLAMP学園怪奇現象研究会事件ファイル | CLAMP School Paranormal Investigators
31 Jan 2018
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Give Nokoru an excuse, and he'll give you a festival -- with the ninja elite from every corner of the globe. Which is, naturally, where Pirate King Fai D. Fluorite wants to send Kamui this week... Nothing can go wrong!
The whine of the beams lifting him up was a very particular sound every seaman knew. As they spun faster, Kamui heard metal fatigue. He was reaching the stress tolerances of this Mad Tea Party ride, even without trying to break it the easy way. If he hung in there just a little longer...
("Fifteen Mokona on a Dead Man's Chest" is comprised of stand-alone short stories that can be read independently, without going back for earlier installments. As the stories go on, however, they will consistently tie together for those who prefer to start at the beginning.)
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- Part 7 of Fifteen Mokona on a Dead Man's Chest
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Anchors a-weigh! Guess who's crossing the lines this time, sailing into the frozen Northern seas? But if there's one thing you don't say to the boss -- when the boss is Yuuko -- it's "No."
Not that Watanuki would listen to any of that. "Are you insane?! Me, cooped up with a bevy of pirates for heavens know how long?! We'll be at each others' throats! I will not be held responsible!"
("Fifteen Mokona on a Dead Man's Chest" is comprised of stand-alone short stories that can be read independently, without going back for earlier installments. As the stories go on, however, they will consistently tie together for those who prefer to start at the beginning.)
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- Part 8 of Fifteen Mokona on a Dead Man's Chest