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RAR! by Merlin Missy (mtgat) for stefy_coool
Fandoms: Jurassic Park (Movies), Titanic (1997)
23 Dec 2011
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Velociraptor has an advice column.
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Seriously, Don't Ask An Avenger by NezumiPi
Fandoms: The Avengers (2012), Avengers (Comic)
14 Feb 2012
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The Avengers run an advice column. This is a bad idea. Want to ASK AN AVENGER? Submit your questions today.
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Ethan’s thoughts as he wonders what to say in his letter to Lizzie. Spoilers for the Season 2 episode Dear Lizzie..
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- Part 4 of Lizzie McGuire Misc./Crossovers
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River City Classifieds by EmerySaks7, MarianneGreenleaf
Fandoms: The Music Man - All Media Types, The Music Man (1962), The Music Man - Willson
28 May 2014
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What might Harold Hill, Marian Paroo, and the citizens of River City wish to seek via advertisement? A joint humor fic co-written by MarianneGreenleaf and EmerySaks7.
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- Part 2 of Affectionate Parodies and Crossovers
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Crack!ficlet with Sylar as an advice columnist.
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These Things Are Your Becoming by Aris Merquoni (ArisTGD) for jinxed_wood
Fandoms: Babylon 5, Dear Sugar - Cheryl Strayed
25 Dec 2012
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Four letters to Sugar, and four answers.
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Looking for advice about your career or love life? Have a burning question no one else can answer? Why not ask Abaddon! Let a Knight of Hell give you a fresh perspective
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Every week a student at Kripke High takes over the Ask Abby advice column for the school newspaper. Shenanigans ensue.
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- Part 1 of Ask Abby
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Sam helps Garth run a monthly E-newsletter for hunters, and gets a submission he didn't expect. hilarity and fluff ensues.
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Dear Ms. Belmonde,
I confess to a certain confusion regarding your letter. I do try to deal with as wide a remit of problems as possible, but your query as to whether you can eat your sister's cupcake seems a trifle basic. Have you asked your sister?A rather baffled advice columnist tries to answer the Dimwit Squad's problems.
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Dear Prudie by JustLookFrightenedAndScuttle
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
12 Mar 2016
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John and Sherlock's friends and loved ones write "Dear Prudie" to find out how they can influence the boys to see what everyone else does.
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dear seeker,
i've just found out that i'm gay. help?
sincerely,
gay panic~~~
eighth year has come around, and hermione granger's had the idea to make a school newspaper. and in an anonymous ask section, harry's answering the questions of students. but how he can be be falling in love with one of the askers?
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Erin is frustrated by how much she likes Holtzmann and turns to a local advice columnist for help. Will she get an answer she likes?
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drive me crazy by foxlavender, lavenderlegends (foxlavender)
Fandoms: Archie Comics, Archie Comics & Related Fandoms
10 Apr 2017
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Archie drags Jughead to one of Veronica's parties, and really, he's only there for the food. If he happens to spend some time talking to Reggie, well. Maybe there's another reason he doesn't hate Ronnie's parties. But that's something he just might take with him to the grave.
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- Part 4 of archie universe
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Dear H. by lirin for DesertVixen
Fandoms: Nancy Drew - Carolyn Keene, Poirot - Agatha Christie
03 Sep 2017
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Propriety does not allow us to reveal the identity of the author of our advice column. Suffice it to say that H. is a world-famous detective.
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Dear Loki by skyunicorn
Fandoms: Thor (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Dear Sugar - Cheryl Strayed
11 Nov 2017
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An AU where Loki writes a Bad Advice column in the Stark Times.
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ITL, Inu, and Tama's Advice Column by Inutoaluv
Fandoms: Moana (2016), InuYasha - A Feudal Fairy Tale
01 Apr 2018
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Basically, like the title says, Tamatoa, Inuyasha, and I will be starting an advice column. Ask and we'll answer!
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Caleb writes for the advice column in the university newspaper.
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ask a hopeless romantic by imposterhuman
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
11 Oct 2019
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Tony glared at his column, trying to come up with better advice than dump his ass. The same person, Loveless in Brooklyn, wrote him every week about, presumably, the same guy. Every week, Tony advised the guy to drop the idiot. Tony had been in enough (failed) relationships to know that it wasn’t worth it to waste your time on someone who didn't want you back. Harsh, but true.
If only he could convince himself of that; maybe then he’d stop sending longing glances to Steve Rogers in the art department and move on with his life.
or, tony is an anonymous relationship advice columnist and steve really, really needs the help
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the red review by slugpostage
Fandoms: High School Musical: The Musical: The Series (TV)
24 Nov 2020
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Having trouble in your life? Need some advice from an expert? Just ask Primary in The Red Review!
The Red Review is the official advice column of East High written by students for students. The column is updated every Thursday after school. Submit your questions via our Tumblr page.
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So You Woke Up in a Slash Fanfic by airspaniel for amaresu
Fandoms: Chris Bucholz Advice Columns (Cracked.com)
22 Dec 2014
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What the hell?
What is it?
I showed up to work today, and I'm a barista at an indie coffee shop called “Perk Up.”
Well, while I can see where you might want a career with a little more upward mobility, there's nothing wrong with being a barista.
I'm usually an accountant.
Oh.
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Hints From Severus by cruisedirector, Dementordelta for mokarran
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Feb 2012
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When Rita Skeeter seeks Snape's help with a household advice column, Snape reads a letter from a correspondent with a familiar problem.
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Newly retired Draco Malfoy writes an anonymous agony column for the Quibbler, for which he quickly gains a reputation for offering pithy, practical advice. His life is comfortably predictable until he receives a letter from a reader seeking a divorce from his wife of thirty years. The situation seems far too familiar . . . could the writer be the Savior himself?
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“I thought,” Yoongi says, in that calm tone of voice he employs rather frequently with Seokjin, “you wanted a tech advice columnist.”
“We do,” Seokjin says, smile very firmly in place. “We just need an actual advice columnist too!”
(Or: Yoongi signs up to be an agony aunt, and ends up in agony.)
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26 Aug 2019
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this is so sweet and lovely and full of pining and miscommunication!! yoongi gives everyone except himself excellent advice and jin is the best friend ever
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Dear V,
How do I woo the most handsome, kind, lovely boy in the world? Help me V. I trust you. I read all your advice, you are always so careful and kind and you just get things. I hope you get this, I hope you help me. I really think you’re great, and I want to tell you how cool you are you are a very good advice columnist I have used the advice you gave other people is that allowed? Oh my god I stole your advice I’m so sorry please I don’t know how to give it back
Or - Kim Taehyung, secret author of the university advice column asked and answered, receives a drunken question.
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Bookmarked by stardewing
16 Nov 2019
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I love advice columns!!! Ahhggf
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'Dear Galahad, it's me again. Bit of a change from my usual but I met a bloke recently. By that I mean I tried not to make a fool of myself staring at his perfect face while trying to take his order.'
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Asking for a friend? Don't be shy! I'm Genna Russ with advice!
Draco Malfoy, drag queen and agony aunt for the Daily Prophet, is very happy with his life. He loves his job. He loves his drag queen persona. And he loves the fact that the wider Wizarding world doesn't know who is offering them sassy advice with their morning news.
When he starts receiving letters from one Harry Potter – letters that are too racy to publish – he does the only thing he can do: he replies. His carefully constructed secret life is at risk of being blown wide open, but he just can't help himself. Draco never did have any self-control where the Prat Who Lived was concerned.
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Your Necro Questions Answered by Magichorse
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
18 Jul 2021
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Syndicated columnist "Nav the Cav" offers a sympathetic ear to cavaliers across the galaxy and dispenses practical, no-nonsense, real talk advice on how to properly manage and care for your necromancer.
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Genesis Rhapsodos is Red Leather, the writer behind 'Gift of the Goddess,' a popular advice column in Midgar University's student paper The Megaphone. Red Leather effortlessly guides the student population through stressful midterms and relationships, but when things with his real-life friend group turn complicated, finding a solution is anything but easy.
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Dear Hopeless by i_took_the_sense_of_humor_in_the_divorce
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms
09 Feb 2021
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AU where Agatha runs an anonymous advice column in Watford’s school paper
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my wife doesn't know I hench, the evil sex ray made my employees do it, and more by whetherwoman for florahart
Fandoms: Hench - Natalie Zina Walschots, Ask a Manager Blog - Alison Green
27 Nov 2022
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It's hench week at Ask a Manager!
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Bookmarked by Laci_Taleweaver
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Excellent "Dear Abby" style column for supervillains. Brilliant stuff.
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“God, you’d probably make a good writer for an advice column. You’re so earnest and optimistic, and you want to help people literally all the time.”
Buck blinks at her, frozen with his beer halfway to his lips. His stomach does this thing, an excited little lurch that happens when he gets ahead of himself, but he can’t help it. He clears his throat and manages to ask, “Uh, really?”
“Buck,” Taylor starts in that hold on a minute voice that Buck is intimately familiar with because everyone in his life has used it on him at one time or another, but then her eyes light up and she leans forward, wine almost sloshing out of her glass. “Buck.”
The lurch turns into a wave that floods into his chest. “I can’t write an advice column,” he begins, but he’s leaning forward, too. “Can I?"
Or, Buck starts writing an advice column while on medical leave.
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LeeDoesn’tKnow:
Hello HANdelivered,
I really need your advice on something. There’s a guy on campus that I’ve been watching from afar and I think he’s very cute and would make a perfect match for me. The problem is that he doesn’t seem to know I exist and I’m not sure how to approach him without embarrassing myself. Advice on how to approach someone?Oh, how cute. He really does love requests like this one. No one really knows what they’re doing in the love department (himself included—he’s yet to have a relationship while on campus) but he thinks he can navigate this one. Maybe.
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Just oblivious advice columnist Jisung trying to coach anonymous Minho through asking out his crush (Jisung) while steadily developing a crush on Minho, the guy that keeps popping up around him, in the meantime. -
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Crowley discovers an Agony Aunt blog called Ask Azi and decides to have a bit of drunken fun, until of course he falls in love with said Agony Aunt.
It's silly, I don't know what you expect from me at this point, but great works of literature this is not.
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The thing was, even after Crowley Fell, Heaven forgot to delete his login to their system.
The only half interesting thing he had ever found in Heaven’s archives was their newspaper, even though it was a dreadfully dull rag. But even then, Crowley was never inspired to truly interfere with the Celestial Observer’s contents until the late 1600s, when advice columns were invented on Earth.
As always, brilliant inspiration struck him like… like whatever inspiration strikes like. So Crowley resolved to meddle, just as a side project. Maybe if he got enough angels heated at each other, he could report it as a victory to Hell. Anyway, Dagon had always liked gossip, and the Celestial Observer’s new advice column was a ready source of that.
It was pure genius.
[Crowley, demon of Hell, becomes Heaven's foremost advice columnist]
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The thing was, even after Crowley Fell, Heaven forgot to delete his login to their system.
The only half interesting thing he had ever found in Heaven’s archives was their newspaper, even though it was a dreadfully dull rag. But even then, Crowley was never inspired to truly interfere with the Celestial Observer’s contents until the late 1600s, when advice columns were invented on Earth.
As always, brilliant inspiration struck him like… like whatever inspiration strikes like. So Crowley resolved to meddle, just as a side project. Maybe if he got enough angels heated at each other, he could report it as a victory to Hell. Anyway, Dagon had always liked gossip, and the Celestial Observer’s new advice column was a ready source of that.
It was pure genius.
[Crowley, demon of Hell, becomes Heaven's foremost advice columnist]