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Pink Blossoms by perfectoid
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo, Original Work
10 Oct 2025
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Disgruntled college professor Daniel Maurander enters into a semi-voluntary wardship with a ditzy cactus. This story follows both of them as they adjust to living with an unfamiliar but endlessly alluring creature. Part fluff, part very weird smut, maybe part horror, part sincere exploration of mental health and identity issues via alien plant mommy domination? I dunno.
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Sunk Cost, and Why it's a Fallacy by BreathlessK
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo
10 Oct 2025
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Kyra's worked hard all her life to uphold masks, and the masks have come to define her as much as what lays beneath them. The arrival of the Affini is stripping away her identity piece by piece, so who gets left behind? No one, not in the Compact. Especially not a seedling sprout, trying so hard to cling to what she's been that she's afraid of what she could be.
Gaillardia has loved and lost many florets, and each holds a dear place in her core. The most recent parting was especially bittersweet, and she's a little apprehensive to accept another. But an Affini's very nature is to flower, and something about this particular sprout is beckoning her to love and risk loss once more.
(Hello friends and admirers of benevolent plant aliens, I'm working through some stuff and this is the platform I've chosen to do it. Please note the tags and even title may change as/if I continue to add to this, and I've rated it explicit despite lack of such content so far because I'm not sure whether or not it will veer in that direction. I'm also happy to add new tags, if anyone feels I've missed anything. Thanks folks, happy reading!)
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A Dear for Your Thoughts by FluffyDegenerate
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo
09 Oct 2025
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Bridget is an independent Terran with dreams of dating her best friend, the Affini Logia Patagonia. She's got it all planned out, and who knows, maybe things will go right for once in her life.
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Aoife is a conscript working for the Terran Accord on cracking the language of a mysterious new alien threat. It hasn't been going well, and after nearly three years of failed attempts at translating, Aoife's future is looking bleak. However, a shuttle headed for the planet's surface has some news that will upend her life and her understanding of her place in the universe, courtesy of some very tall plant people.
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Ava has yet another lunch date with her definitely-just-friends-with-benefits, surely she will retain her independance and mental maturity... Right?
Short little work I wrote partly for fun and partly to overcome my internalized shame around ageplay. Hope y'all enjoy the product of me working through some shit lol
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Golden Ladder by AshInBloom
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo, Human Domestication Guide, Original Work
06 Oct 2025
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Cory Kàfkore is a runner. He’s been running all his life. Running away from bullies, away from home, away from responsibility, even away from himself. So what does Cory do when the Affini arrive on his doorstep? He does what he does best: he runs.
Asherah Riker, Third Bloom, knows more about terran physiology than any affini she has ever met. She loves terrans. Some might even say she’s obsessed with them. But Riker knows that sometimes, even if you want something real bad, you shouldn't have it.
Set in The Human Domestication Guide Universe, 18+ only.
https://humandomestication.guide/Series
- Part 3 of AshInBloom's HDG Stories
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Love, Wargames and Domestication by MimiKeaton_Works
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide, Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo
06 Oct 2025
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Stranded on a backwater agri colony at the edge of Terran space, two friends kept sane by their shared love of tabletop gaming find their lives taking a serious turn when the Affini arrive.
Based in the Human Domestication Guide universe created by Glitchyrobo.
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You're a nurse that just wants to be left alone while you try your best to figure out life in the Affini Compact. That dream is disrupted by a new affini and her group of cute florets that move in down the hall.
You're usually good at pushing people away, but this group just won't leave you alone. And despite yourself, you start to hope that they won't stop.
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Stranded on an alien planet alone with nothing but his trusty suit AI, Leon finds himself walking towards his inevitable death, or capture.
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A Bird and Her Nest by MillyExclamation
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo
01 Oct 2025
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Carnation Carnosa, First Bloom is drained from the day and wants nothing more than to dote on her floret. As it turns out, her floret is drained too, and doting is just what she needs. Doting and xenodrugs :)
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A short story about remote life and the boundaries of whims when met with an unfamiliar, injured, and desperate face.
Set in the Human Domestication Guide setting, a cathartic universe about the liberation of body and mind while becoming a blissed pet for large sapient plants; it might be best to get a few other stories under one's belt before this one.
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A Part of Who I Am by Moonfloret (LucisLibari)
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo
28 Sep 2025
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Dr. Sage McClaren has gotten used to the ways of Affini by now. An independent xenobotanist working with them every day he thinks he’s cracked the code to domestication: be a gay man. Kind of. Following a whirlwind of conversations that bring a fair bit of floret fantasies and fears to the surface, he meet Cyprassi, a male-presenting Affini who to his surprise- wants to get to know HIM. What follows is a whirlwind of broken preconceptions, internalized transphobia, obsessions and compulsions, and a whole lot of unpacking. All while building a relationship with this Affini that’s quickly becoming the greatest friend he’s ever had.
And totally just his friend.
Right?
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I've written a large amount of microfics over my time as an author of HDG. Some of these were for practice, some were for flirting, some were testing ideas that made their way to more expanded fics...and some were just for fun.
Volume I contains fics from August of 2023 (when I began writing) to December 2024.
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Florted by my Tomboyffini BFF by MothManWorks
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo, human domestication - Fandom
28 Sep 2025
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After a bit of a depressive episode, Roy received a wellness check from the worst person possible. Now in the clutches of his once terran tomboy BFF, he will need to make a decision. Continue struggling fruitlessly against his inner sadness or let the pretty plant lady take care of everything.
The answer may shock you.
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Vivian's getting along just fine. She's got friends, a comfortable life, and no real worries. So why does the Compact insist on barging into her life?
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A new independent arrival to the station is at their initial appointment with the local vet. Mama's so proud of them!
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A Normal Grocery Run During Which We Get Lots Of Yummy Food by AshInBloom
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo
26 Sep 2025
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A couple of adorable, plural, regressed florets go on a routine grocery run with Mommy!
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- Part 25 of AshInBloom's HDG Stories
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Art Exhibition by Belenen
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo, Original Work
25 Sep 2025
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Acorn (they/them) lives for art: both for creation and observation. Their passion draws the affini Saliceae (she/her) in, and a casual flirtation turns into a threesome with Jingles, a bubbly catgirl who charms them. Acorn is slowly drawn in by the art and beauty of the affini ship, the subby catgirl, and the mysterious Saliceae, until they get more than they bargained for.
If you love visual art, relate to switches who never get to bottom, are ADHD or AuDHD, and/or enjoy sexual blasphemy, this story is for you.
Partially illustrated, and some illustrations may be nsfw. Any nsfw illustrations will be under a spoiler tag, like this:
example (sfw portrait of Acorn)
Portrait by @liefygreens.bsky.socialNote: Acorn is non binary trans and I do use explicit descriptions. See authors note for terms.
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- Part 1 of stories from the Lepidophylla
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Phytochondriac by SCREAMINGcAMELcASE
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo, Human Domestication Guide
24 Sep 2025
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Eugene Stirling, an anxious, self-loathing, repressed, nuerodivergent engineer that's been figuratively and literally burnt time after time while stuck slaving away for a cause "he" doesn't believe in, falls into the vines of an affini that goes against almost everything he knows about the compact.
Will the ensuing wardship be the maintenance Stirling has been long overdue, or will this affair end with already well-worn parts finally breaking down.This is my first ever work, period, let alone in this setting, and I have dyslexia, *and* dysgraphia, so expect awkward writing and weird choices abound.
I aim for this story to be canon compliant, but I'm more focused on telling a good story than adhering to it sheepishly beyond the major maxims and conventions. A large portion of what prompted me to write in the first place is a desire to see something different.Pretty much everything is subject to change ATP, I originally wanted to get the first 10 chapters done before posting anything to get a clearer idea of where things were headed but I quickly realised that would merely end in the whole project fizzling out.
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Set in GlitchyRobo's Human Domestication Guide setting.
Humanity has been invaded by a precursor race of hypercompetent plant dommes called the Affini, and forcibly given paradise in a post-scarcity culture that heavily prioritizes the care for its protectorates, to the point of drugging and mind-controlling them into a blissful reverie if necessary. For almost everyone this is a vast improvement. All that's required is to give up any silly notions that anyone except for the Affini know what's best for everyone; in many cases the poor things clearly don't.
Indi has a fun day in the place with the big people.
No formatting tricks or anything this time. This story takes place on the Trillium, but does not require any part of The Place Where We Can Stop Running to understand.