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"Ever since my encounter with Lucas Troy I've felt many new feelings, like how hot shower water can get when your trying to burn yourself - they should really put a warning next to the taps cause that has to be some sort of hazard like i swear i could feel my eyeballs start to melt - but most importantly the feelings i have towards you Ray. I saw something about how passion drives both hatred and love and sometimes those feelings are confused by the person fueled by passion, I always thought I hated you Ray but the truth is..."
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Cyril is a corporate raider on a business trip to Los Angeles, where he meets a gay prostitute named Ray and hires him to accompany him for the week. Based on the movie Pretty Woman. CyRay Cyril/Ray Rated for sex and language
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A series of ficlets involving our favorite spy
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When Worlds Collide by SpartanofChaos
Fandoms: Total Drama (Cartoon), Family Guy (Cartoon), The Simpsons, South Park, Futurama, Ed Edd n Eddy, Samurai Jack (Cartoon), Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Invader Zim, Danny Phantom, Kim Possible (Cartoon), Life and Times of Juniper Lee, 6teen (Cartoon), Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Rick and Morty, BoJack Horseman, American Dad!, King of the Hill (Cartoon), Beavis and Butt-head, Bob's Burgers (Cartoon), Squidbillies, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law (Cartoon), Metalocalypse (Cartoon), The Boondocks, The Venture Bros, Archer (Cartoon), Black Dynamite (2009), Superjail! (Cartoon), 12 Oz Mouse (Cartoon), Trailer Park Boys, Dan Vs., Stoked (Cartoon), Smiling Friends (Cartoon 2020), Inside Job (Cartoon 2021), Hazbin Hotel (Web Series), Helluva Boss (Web Series), Happy Tree Friends, Mike Tyson Mysteries (Cartoon), Murder Drones (Web Series), Spooky Month (Short Films - Sr Pelo), The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
09 Sep 2025
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What would Total Drama had been like if there had been more campers instead of just 22? Well, not if the new producer has anything to say about it.
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Still My Heart Is Heavy (With The Hate Of Some Other Man's Beliefs) by malicemizer69
Fandoms: Archer (Cartoon)
08 Sep 2025
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Archer realises that he's allowed to say no (even if he feels like a downer) and instead makes bracelets with his girls.
[WIP, WILL BE CONTINUED ASAP.]
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Takes place during Archer Vice: Palace Intrigue. This is a different canon than my other fics. Cyril and Ray find out that they always liked each other while in San Marcos. Cyril/Ray Cyray rated for sex and language
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- Part 11 of Cyray
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Top BBW! by Thatauthoryouhate
Fandoms: Archer (Cartoon), Hades (Supergiant Games Video Games), DuckTales (Cartoon 1987), Shrek (Movies), The Little Mermaid (Disney Animated Movies), 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), ダンジョン飯 | Dungeon Meshi | Delicious in Dungeon, Anastasia (1997), Borderlands (Video Games), Overwatch (Video Game), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Rayman (Video Games), Stardew Valley (Video Game), American Dad!, Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), She-Ra and the Princesses of Power (2018)
02 Sep 2025
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A new top tournament is here already! This time around, it's sixteen big beautiful women stepping into the proverbial ring!
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- Part 11 of Top Tournaments
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Lana talks to her sister about her relationship with Archer.
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I am a Man of Unbearable Fortune by toastflower
Fandoms: Uncharted (Video Games), Uncharted 4: A Thief's End - Fandom, Archer (Cartoon)
13 Aug 2025
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Against a steamy island backdrop, interests, incentives and various other naughty things collide...
The Drake brothers are racing the clock to beat their ruthless rival Rafe Adler to the fabled Gunsway treasure. Meanwhile, top ISIS agents Lana Kane and Sterling Archer have been assigned to track down and neutralize a coldblooded warmonger last sighted with Nadine Ross's private army.
They're smart people. They spot an opportunity. If they team up, work together, pool their skills and resources, then maybe everyone can get what they want. Right?
...Right...?
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The mission takes a disastrous turn as Malory and Cheryl find themselves stranded on a remote island after their plane crash-lands into the ocean. With Malory’s patience wearing thin and Cheryl's erratic behavior in full swing, the two must navigate the harsh reality of survival.
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Ray Gillette is a former CIA agent who works freelance bodyguard positions. Hearing of his accomplishments, Senator Cyril Figgis' manager decides to hire him, but Ray finds the senator's security to be an awful mess. He also finds that he's attracted to the senator, and vice versa, and this could complicate the job he's hired to do. Bodyguard movie AU Cyril/Ray CyRay rated for sex and language
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- Part 10 of Cyray
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Multi Fandom Mortal Kombat Style Intros by TheOutrageousMoose
Fandoms: Mortal Kombat - All Media Types, Multi-Fandom, DCU (Comics), My Little Pony Generation 5 (Cartoon 2021), My Little Pony Generation 4: Friendship Is Magic (Cartoon 2010), My Little Pony, Looney Tunes | Merrie Melodies, ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Touhou Project, Kingdom Hearts (Video Games), A Goofy Movie (Movies), Bob's Burgers (Cartoon), Archer (Cartoon), Invincible (Cartoon 2021), 摇滚藏獒 | Rock Dog (2016), John Wick (Movies), 101 Dalmatians (Disney Animated Movies), Doki Doki Literature Club! (Visual Novel), Dangan Ronpa Series, The Pirate's Fate (Visual Novel), Zootopia (Disney Movies), おそ松さん | Osomatsu-san (Anime), The Bad Guys (Movie 2022), Dog Man (Comics), Dog Man (2025), Scooby Doo - All Media Types, Tiny Toon Adventures, Tiny Toons Looniversity (Cartoon 2023), Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Zero Escape (Video Games), Dragon Ball, SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon), Beauty and the Beast (2017), MILGRAM (Music Videos), Peacemaker (TV 2022), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types, Battle For Dream Island (Web Series), DC Extended Universe, Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika | Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Steven Universe (Cartoon), Breaking Bad, Phineas and Ferb, ENA - Joel G (Web Series), American Dad!, リズム天国 | Rhythm Heaven (Video Games), Helluva Boss (Web Series), Terminator (Movies), Marvel, Wander Over Yonder (Cartoon), Venom (Marvel Movies), The Creature Cases (Cartoon), BoJack Horseman, Xavier: Renegade Angel (Cartoon), Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Angel Hare (Web Series), Team Fortress 2
14 Jul 2025
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"You need help up?"
"Go away Pam."
"Are you really pouting right now?" Archer humphed. "Is this about your leg? It's gonna get better you-"
"Can you not keep your fat mouth shut for more than a second?!" Archer sharply snapped back, his head shooting up.
"Woah." Pam simply replied to the outburst.Archer looked away and exhaled, coming out of his curled position and running his hands through his hair in a soothing manner.
"Sorry. It's not about my leg."
"Well then what is it about?" Archers face scrunched up as he tried to figure out how to answer the question.
"It's not not my leg, but it's just- i don't- everything is just..." He gave up, his head falling back and hitting the couch so that he was now staring up at the ceiling.
"Everything's different? You just need time to adjust Archer, it's been three fucking years!"
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pov you're dating the world's best spies, will include blurbs with just lana, just archer, and both of them!
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You really *really* hate field mission training. How the hell is a secretary supposed to know how to threaten someone with a gun?
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After their last mission with Slater, Archer vanished without a trace. Evidence points to a bloody death in a random corner of LA and they're all kind of forced to move on. Four years later, the gang finds themselves in Seattle, Washington, working as a crime lab for the military police (somehow). A comedy of errors walks them into an emergency vet clinic, where they find Archer alive and acting very, very strange.
Long story short, Barry nabbed him, jammed a chip in his brain, and used it to force Archer to marry him and move to a richie-rich suburb. Fucking wild, right?
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Randall Reynolds did a lot of messed up stuff when he was in the Marines, and came home with several buckets worth of PTSD (and a HUSBAND, so, eat a dick, don't ask don't tell). Then he got a goddamn TBI. In the years since, he's been having episodes where he thinks he's someone else, and remembers a life that isn't real, and, sometimes, he tries to murder his husband for being a Russian Cyborg.Then three idiots show up at his clinic with a sick snake and start calling him by his VERY CLASSIFIED call sign.
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Cyril and Ray have been together for almost two years since the events of Dirty Dancing. Ray and Trinette are invited to a prestigious dance school in Havana, Cuba, and they invite Cyril and Pam to join them. However, the dance instructor, Ramon, is very flirty with Ray, and it makes Cyril jealous. CyRay Cyril/Ray rated for language and sex
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- Part 9 of Cyray
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Ray comes back from a long mission to find his partner Krieger has filled their home with all sorts of nasty Krieger-typical stuff, and misspeaks.
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He is impossible, you are impossible, your entire relationship is impossible. It shouldn't work as well as it does, yet it simply does. So you both let it take its course.