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The Inexplicably Barovian Themed Adventure by thesemortalsbe
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
15 Oct 2025
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A year after the destruction of the Netherbrain and the Underdark Vampire Colony is stable. Astarion yearns to taste everything the world has to offer. Zefira Shadebrook, Hand of Misadventure, needs to follow her Lord's bidding and explore the realms. A fantastic journey awaits the Vampire and his Priest as they quest to ultimately destroy the Dead Three!
Illustrations up to Chapter 3, and will be illustrated through to the end.
Cameos by Vierlin (sybaritick) and Ezra Deschain (AutopsyGarlands) with more planned.
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Gale lost everything when the Netherbrain was defeated...he lost Astarion to his own ambition and lust for power...He lost the Crown to his hesitance and blind faith in Mystra...He lost his freedom when he agreed to be Astarion's spawn...and then when he accepted Mystra's deal to free him from his Master in return for the crown...he lost his ability to go back to his old life. Because Mystra is cruel. Mystra doesn't forgive. She broke Astarion's chain on him and gave him the ability to walk in the light...but she punished him by keeping him a spawn...an slave to sanguine hunger. And she left the orb inside him...stopping its ability to explode...but leaving its hunger for Gale to suffer. Alone, ashamed, and afraid...Gale makes many decisions that lead him to working at the Sharess Caress as a magic-themed prostitute. He's accepted his way of life over the years...but then a familiar face reappears and once again throws his somewhat peaceful life into disarray.
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Gale is a prostitute who got away from Vampire Ascendent Astarion. Mystra punished him by helping break his chain and giving him the ability to be in the sun, but she kept him a spawn and made the orb crave magical items again.
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Choices, choices, choices by Krampussy
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Baldur - Fandom
13 Oct 2025
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Are the circles you run in truly all that different? You know this pale elf. It’s been 13 years, and you hoped you would never see him again.
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Nobody is fixing anyone, darling.
,,You have been enjoying gifts of my benevolence so far,” he continues, taking her chin and making her look at him.
,,I will take the sun from you first. Your world will turn dark, you will only know shades of grey and red, like I used to.”
He cups her face in both his hands and rubs her lips with his thumb with unnecessary force.
,,Then I will take your freedom. You will never leave my side again, I can compel you to die if you ever leave my sight.”
There is a glint of fear in her eyes now. Good, she is starting to understand. He slides a finger in her mouth, rolling it over her tongue.
,,Then I’ll take your voice. It would be the easiest thing to compel you to shut your foul fucking mouth forever. Would you like to stay like this forever, pet?”
She can see this is making him hard as his cock is just centimeters from her face. He adds another finger and slowly shoves them deep inside her mouth.
,,Then I’ll take your mind. All that knowledge you hoarded for years, gone in an instant. You will never cast a spell again. There is going to be nothing in your head beside my voice telling you how exactly you can serve me.” -
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Slowly, the drow began to ride him. Her fingers clawed into his hair, into his back, into the scars... Astarion watched himself thrusting into her, watched their moving bodies, her head falling back, her panting breaths…
His mind slipped away, was this the forest? He smelled perfume, wine...was he drunk? He felt dizzy, everything seemed to spin around him. Don't stop. He moaned as Morg quickened her pace. No, it felt wrong. He was drifting. A whisper reached his ear. Had she said something? Be nice to our guests.... Someone touched him, kissed him. Morg. No... She was there, right in front of him, his beautiful bard, but everything felt like a trap. Go on, give her what she wants, smile, pull yourself together... He tried to push the feeling aside again, but he couldn't.
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Astarion dissociates while having sex with Morg. A nightmare brings back unpleasant feelings. Karlach gets her way. Morg would do anything to protect the party. Wyll makes a promise.Series
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Tav asked to break up. Astarion said no.
Darkfic featuring Ascended Astarion x Spawn Tav. Contains non-con, abuse, and manipulation. No happy endings. No redemption. They'll be together forever - whether she wants it or not.
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Well, now he definitely wanted her. Her blood rushed to his lower body, making him hard again. Morg’s eyes went down to admire the effect of her words, a satisfied grin on her lips. “Looks like this round goes to me. Or would you like to disagree?”
The vampire shook his head. “I won't argue with you. You shall have your little victory. But I'll keep the lock thing in my mind, sweet Morg.” Who knew...?
She smiled. “Are you admitting defeat?”
“Why should I, darling?” Astarion gave her a haughty look. “That was a lucky shot, nothing more. I'm not as susceptible to your games as you think.”
A wicked smile appeared on the bard's face. “You think so? We'll see. Your turn.”
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Drow poison is a potent sleeping drug. An innocent little question reveals a special kink and brings a new freedom. Morg calls for a flattery challenge. Astarion receives an unusual compliment and struggles with some disturbing feelings. The sweet trap snaps shut.Series
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Morg looked at him expectantly. Astarion was eager to kill again, and this sounded like a vicious little game to him. Just his taste. “Oh, I'm in. It'll be my pleasure.” He ran his finger over the edge of his short sword. “I'll have a little dance with them. They're as good as dead.”
“Please remember that we have to take prisoners. We still need intel.” She looked him firmly in the eyes. “You can't kill them all.”
“Too bad.” He bared his fangs. “I'll hold back.”
“I'm serious. Don't mess it up.”
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Astarion can finally use all of his daggers. Morg plays a cheeky song for some goblins. The party discusses questionable interrogation methods and runs from a storm.Series
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With a dirty grin, she raised a third finger. “And thirdly – from here I can see your ass. And I must say, I like the view very much.”
Astarion stared at her. “You... naughty brat!”
The drow winked mischievously. “Don't be angry with me. I like handsome asses. And you are... very pretty.”
"I'm not -". He interrupted himself and clicked his tongue. “You're distracting again, bard! It doesn't work on me. Do you know where we are and where this path leads, or not? Answer me!”
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Wilderness sucks and Astarion is in a bad mood. The party could do with some team building. The abyss stares back.Series
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Captain Gale Dekarios and Viscount Astarion Ancunín are not friends. The Viscount is a thorn in the Captain’s side, determined, apparently, to make his life a living hell. Gale has plans, goals for his life, not to mention the reputation of his mother’s young ward to consider as well as his own.
The funny thing about plans is they have a way of going sideways.
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A BloodWeave Regency AU.
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Astarion felt safest with a blade in his hand. He thumbed his new dagger. A wordless gift plucked from a rotting flesh pile; the remains of a person who’d been ripped across the beach. The blade was sharper than the one he’d pulled on the sorcerer, and it drew blood effortlessly.
This is a tale of two monsters seeking, and often failing, to overcome their true nature. To be better than what they are, and were made to be. The path to redemption is slicked red — filled with bloodlust, horror and filial duty — but does not need to be walked alone. Join Astarion on his journey out of the dark, and the mysterious sorcerer he meets along the way.
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“Oh, you sweet, depraved thing.” He smiled broadly, his fangs flashing. „You want to play? Then let's play, darling. Let's see what I can do to you.” He traced a single finger from her chin up to her mouth, running it slowly over her slightly parted lips.
A vicious smile appeared at the drow’s face. With a swift movement, she grabbed his wrist, baring her teeth and snapping at his hand. She missed him by a hair.
“What the –?!” Astarion snarled, yanking his hand away from her mouth. His ruby eyes pierced hers and his pale fingers tightened their grip on her throat. “So that's how you want to play it?” He clicked his tongue. “You're insolent!”
He eyed Morg as she grinned and squirmed in his grip. “So unruly... You know, sweetheart, I prefer my toys to be obedient.” The vampire slowly shook his head. “I wanted to be gentle, give you what you like. But you...obviously have something else in mind.”
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Astarion und Morg are playing a game of lust and control. Astarion reveals something about himself to manipulate Morg's feelings for him.Series
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“Now, tell me, sweetheart, what do you desire? What can I do for you, hm?” Pale hands slowly and patiently unbuttoned her blouse, one button at a time.
The bard licked her lips. “There's something specific I want, something I crave. I... I want you to fuck me like a drow.”
Astarion raised an eyebrow. “Like a drow? What do you mean?”
“Well...you probably know that there are many clichés and prejudices about my people – all of which are, of course, completely false.” She chuckled. “One thing is true, though. In bed, drow are…a little wilder than other species. Harder.”
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Astarion uses the leader of the bunch of weirdos he's travelling with to ensure his safety, to satisfy his hunger and as a nice way to pass the time. But she is curious. And she gets too close.Series
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The drow returned her gaze to him, her eyes wandering over his bare, muscular torso. “An appealing thought. But... Not now. Not here.” She gestured. “Didn't we...want to keep this between us?”
He smiled at her, locking his ruby eyes on hers. His hand began to caress the inside of her thigh. “Indeed. But...picture it, sweet bard...me fucking you in front of their eyes, right here and now, sliding my fingers and hard cock inside you with reckless abandon while you –.”
“Enough!” She slapped his hand away. There was a delicious blush on her cheeks. Astarion smirked at her.
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Astarion considers how he can use the party to get what he wants more than anything else: revenge on Cazador. Wyll is upset when Astarion drinks Morg's blood.Series
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The Vampire Ascendant wants his favorite little toy in bed again, but orders him to top. It's fun to break his reluctance, and even more fun to punish him for it.
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- Part 10 of Blood and Worship
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“Well.” Astarion wipes at the dried blood covering him from his nose to the hollow of his neck. “Not every day I get to be privy to someone else’s me-themed murder phantasia, but first time for everything.”
She cocks her head, surprised at his nonchalance.
“If you’re going to apologize, don’t. I don’t care what that brain of yours suggests to you, and frankly I’m flattered that you at least picked something poetic. Just keep. The blade. To yourself,” he enunciates. “I will get the barbarian to chain you to a tree if I must.”
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Astarion chooses the Dark Urge for his plan because he wants things to be simple. They are anything but simple. And for some crazy reason, he keeps wanting to stay.Series
- Part 2 of sul and star's excellent adventure
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“You will regret leaving me. More than anything you live to regret.”
Can you live without Astarion, can he live without you?
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Once a bard whose music inspired armies and saved a city, Adeline’s violin plays a darker tune. Bound to Astarion, the ascended vampire whose growing ambition casts a shadow over the city, she struggles to reconcile the man she loved with the man he’s become.
As Astarion’s thirst for power grows, another force rises: Raphael, a devil whose promises are as alluring as they are damning.
To reclaim herself, she has to decide how far she is willing to go or risk being consumed by the men who wants to claim her as their own.
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Astarion finds the man glued to his hip more than a little smothering. He supposes he should teach him a lesson. It's only a little disappointing that he enjoys it so much.
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- Part 6 of Blood and Worship
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- 1,098
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You are an Obsession (I'm your Possession) by parkouringrabbit for pretty_sick_actually
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
26 Jun 2025
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Gale gets caught peeping. Astarion teaches him a lesson.