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One of those oneshot-a-chapter text stories
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Members of the team goofing their asses off
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The Softness of Flames by Goosey_Jossip
Fandoms: A Court of Thorns and Roses Series - Sarah J. Maas
01 Nov 2025
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Everyone always said the Cauldron loved Elain. As it turns out, it loved her so much it stole her heart.
And now it is up to her – and Lucien, the mate she never asked for – to get it back.
Set in late summer after the events of A Court of Silver Flames, Elain and Lucien travel together across Prythian to the Mortal Realm, through Spring Court and finally to Day. But when getting a heart back entails so many risks, is it even really what Elain wants?
This is a story of healing and redemption, the importance of choices, and power beyond magic or brute strength - the kind of power it takes to be joyful and gentle in a cruel world.
“Yes there is the mating bond, Elain. But… there is also my heart.”
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bão tố trên vai anh by karrinameansmonewillloveutilltheend
Fandoms: Tân Binh Toàn Năng (TV)
01 Nov 2025
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tao viết ra hiện thức mà mắt thường không nhìn thấy, lột tả dối trá mà rõ như ban ngày.
hay là,
chuyện đời thường của anh em 2003.
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Sweaty Cologne and Fish by midasrequiem
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
01 Nov 2025
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Charming Man, still new to the team sleeps over at Paco's house. Paco's a decent host and invites the guy to go fishing.
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- 924
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- 1/1
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MacTavish’s Guide to Surviving Your New CO. by OurLittleLady
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
01 Nov 2025
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A tactical mohawk, a worn-in tac vest, and a grin wider than most machetes in South London. Meet Soap.
When Johnny “Soap” MacTavish is slapped with disciplinary leave, he figures his days of door-kicking and demolitions are behind him. Already told his da to change the business name to ‘and Sons.’ Then a letter arrives. Heavy stock. 11pt New Times Roman. The sender? Captain John Price. Join Taskforce 141. MacTavish accepted. Soap was back.
Just one snag. His new CO? Lt. Riley. AKA the legendary Ghost of Hereford. All he’s heard is: “oh fuck, I’m on op with Ghost” followed by a soldier’s world-weary sigh. That, and a rum-soaked bar fight nobody’s supposed to mention. Not exactly LinkedIn material. No intel. No plan. And certainly no time to make one.
When American missiles go missing—somehow—Task Force 141 is deployed to drag the world back from the brink of war. That’s important, sure. Critical. Maybe even medal-worthy. Soap’s got a second op. Armed with nothing but hope, a well-practised smile, and an AK-105, he’s going to do what no soldier has done before. Make Ghost like him.
Welcome to MacTavish’s guide to surviving your new CO.
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Soap-focus. Realistic slow burn. 💀+🧼+❤️=⏰🔥🐌 -
Who, What, and Wenclair (2025) by Achromatophoria
Fandoms: Wednesday (TV 2022), The Addams Family (Movies - Sonnenfeld)
01 Nov 2025
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Here be inedibly incorrect (and sometimes inappropriate) Wenclair for 2025. Within you’ll be subjected to a daily dose of inane humor.
Definitely contains: Excessive bad puns, (im)mature humor, Enid and Wednesday’s mutually failed attempts at flirting, Bianca Barclay’s eternal exasperation, Yoko Tanaka being a certified funny bitch, Xavier being cruelly ragged on, and more.
Note: Sundays are a compilation of 3 to 5 shorts.
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- Part 2 of Who, What, and Wenclair
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Shallan goes to a hair parlour! And she is definitely fine and doing better, like she's meant to be, after all. If only she could just get herself to think normal thoughts for once, for people who are feeling healthy inside and able to cope with the crushing weight of existence in normal ways; for people who don't have anything going on inside their heads that's hard to come to terms with, and live with, in a world like this where even they themselves can't make sense of it. Wouldn't she feel okay then? Then why does trying to do that hurt so much?
Why is Shallan feeling so detached from her self, and how can she stop it?
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The land's different here, but not a bad kind of different. The rain smells nice, the grass holds a blueish-green tone. What is to come? No idea.
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Those of Intuition by PresidentHao
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)
01 Nov 2025
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Three rounds of beer, a packet of cigarettes and half an hour staring at the ceiling, and her brain had already answered all the questions running through her head: Bruce Wayne is Batman.
She had no proof, no doubts, and she was willing to bet on what her intuition told her was the truth. After all, it wasn't bad to get into a bit of trouble every now and then.
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- Part 2 of Gotham's New Groove
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If you've done nothing wrong, blue lights will just pass you by ;) by Melody_Bc
Fandoms: Blue Lock (Manga), Blue Lock (Anime)
31 Oct 2025
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New students in college make it their responsibility to find out who is Isagi Yoichi and what happened since no one will tell them their selves.
Their seniors are required to face the past and their mistakes... As well as their involvement in Isagi's .
Maybe pasts don't need facing, maybe they do?
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Shidou: Could we not? This why we can't have nice things I swar.
Michael: "Swar" sybau 😐 ANYWAYS my room is clean ENOUGH, this is why your brother dont talk to you anymore, I'm going to dox u and get your ass wiped 💔
Sae: 😜😜😜😜😜 nein nein nein fucking German, don't you got things to bomb 😐
Michael: Let me go back to my roots and get your "PrIVate AccOMadatIOn⭐🥰😘😁" bombed instead🥺
Sae: I hope you go down the same way as Hitler then! 🥺
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007n7 accidentally teleports to an universe where everyone is fandomized oh no by XamoXP
Fandoms: Forsaken (Roblox)
31 Oct 2025
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I made ts out of boredom don’t expect super good writing
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- 86
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- 2
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La chica del vestido rojo by Arashi_Sorata
Fandoms: DBSK | Tohoshinki | TVfXQ | TVXQ, Super Junior, SHINee, EXO (Band)
31 Oct 2025
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Kyuhyun, Minho y Suho eran los peores amigos 'deja abajo' que pudo tener Changmin en aquella loca fiesta de Halloween, mientras estos le gastaban una broma, Heechul engañaba a Yunho con tremenda bromita que lo dejó cachondo en medio de una terrible frustración...
¿Quien es la enigmática chica despampanante en tremendo vestido rojo que tiene tan embelesado a aquel espécimen de macho dominador?
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Set in a universe where talking anthromorphic animals co-existing with humans is normal, btw.
In California, 3 young friends in the prime of their lives try to make it big in the tech industry while also handling the responsibilities of adulthood. We have Tom, the charming face of the group, who may be a bit stupid at times, but always comes through. Hank, the team's sassy programmer who kicks gum and eats a- wait, no. And finally, Ben, the genius; the scientist of the group, making it all work out with intellect and precision.
There's also Angela, the wannabe popstar, Becca, the edgy one, and Ginger, the mischievous, adorable kid who sometimes may wanna make you give him an ass-whoopin'.
Join these friends as they go on wacky adventures and collect a shit ton of restraining orders because why the fuck not?
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When a series of dangerous cursed artifacts begin wreaking havoc across the wizarding world, Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy are reluctantly forced to team up to investigate the growing threat. Can they keep it together for the sake of the mission, or will their growing attraction tear their focus - and their hearts - apart?
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A casual Friday night dinner at the Gilmore house turns out to be anything but casual when a photo album makes its debut.
Or Lorelai and Luke are finally ready to share their big news with Emily and Richard, only to be blindsided by even bigger news.
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Petey y Greg decidieron casarse por los beneficios del gobierno y evitar problemas en esto de compartir la custodia de su niño. No esperaban realmente enamorarse. Jamás. Pero a veces las cosas no son como uno quiere. Tras unos años juntos ya casi ni les cuesta trabajo admitir un "Te Quiero".
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Necesitaba interacciones dómesticas Detey.No encontre muchas así que no me quedo de otra que hacerlas yo. Diversión en horario familiar.
Será una compilación de cortitos Detey que escriba, la mayoria serán momentos tiernos, cotidianos, dómesticos, tratando de no perder el humor y las locuras del universo de Dogman, pero a veces también habrán algunos AUs tiernos, nada de angst, ni momentos tristes pq yo solo quiero verlos ser una familia feliz.
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Luke's mouth fell open as he took in her outfit— a tan leotard with matching leggings, painted whiskers, and cat ears.
"Trick or treat!" Lorelai held up her pumpkin-shaped bucket, grinning from ear to ear.
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Genshin Kinktober Special (Various Genshin Characters x Reader) by k3nz1
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
30 Oct 2025
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An amalgamation of different sex filled (most of them) scenarios of some genshin characters.
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Tony's Superhero Daily by froglee2598
Fandoms: Marvel (Comics), Marvel 616, Marvel, Iron Man (Comics), Avengers (Comics), Mravel, Secret Avengers, New Avengers (Comics), Dark Avengers (Comic)
30 Oct 2025
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If being a superhero was as simple as “find bad guys and punch them,” life would be much easier for Tony. Tony saved the past, but not the future. The secret of Iron Man's true identity is in danger of being exposed, his company is facing a new crisis, the Avengers are on the verge of collapse, and his relationship with Steve is not easy to maintain... The daily life of a superhero is like an endless task, even after passing one level, there will always be another.
This story is the third installment in the "Not Just Tony" series, continuing the main plot while featuring independent story units.Series
- Part 3 of Not Just Tony
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Uzi is really exhausted from having to go all over the place on Copper-9 just to see her friends.
After a long day at school, Uzi gets home to her bunker she shares with, now both, of her parents. They tell her something about some new software.