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Who Knocked Up Alice by MoonRabbitChaser
Fandoms: Alice In Wonderland - Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Related Fandoms
30 Jul 2025
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Alice trips and falls down a deep hole, landing in a mysterious place called Wonderland. She soon discovers that she is more than just a curious visitor. She has become the focus of everyone’s attention. What she doesn’t yet realize is that each of them longs to mate with her, to father the first outsider child ever born in Wonderland. So they make a game of it. The winner gets to keep Alice for themselves, whether she wants to or not.
Alice is in for a rough ride and a naughty awakening.
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Professor Basil was madly in love with Detective Ratigan.
And it wasn’t like he didn’t think they’d be a great couple together; he just didn’t want to get in the way of Ratigan’s career when he knew how much it meant to him. Besides, who’s to say that Ratigan even felt the same way? Basil also didn’t want to complicate things just in case his feelings for the detective were to put him in danger; he would never forgive himself if that happened.
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✦ An AU set in the 1970s where Basil is a university professor and Ratigan is the private detective.
It’s the age of Beatle-mania, punk rock music, hippie chic clothing, platform boots, colorful hairstyles, and the singer David Bowie. Digital and mathematical tools are now becoming cheaper. Molecular biology, bacteriology, virology, and even genetics are steamrolling their way into the world of science.
So what happens when Detective Ratigan and Professor Basil meet their twisted counterparts one summer night? ✦
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- Part 3 of DUETS
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 6,912
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Hits:
- 48
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Conflict Resolution (Part 1) by strawberryskygirl33
Fandoms: The Great Mouse Detective (1986)
13 Jul 2025
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“Ratigan…no one could have a higher opinion of you than I have! And I think you’re a slimy, contemptible SEWER RAT!”
Unfortunately, this didn’t stop the teasing, not even a little bit. Ratigan closed his pocket watch and snickered darkly at his bitter rival.
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✴︎ After Ratigan humiliates Basil for the last time with that “welcome home” banner, the detective does something that no one could’ve seen coming… ✴︎
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- Part 1 of DUETS
- Language:
- English
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- 1,636
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
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- 70
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“Mrs. Judson? Basil?” he called out. “Are you here, darling?”
No answer. A little unusual, but no reason to panic; perhaps they were out trick-or-treating with that Flaversham girl, having the time of their lives?
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✻ October 1898.
Basil has been married to Ratigan for only a few months and they’re about to spend the holidays together for the first time. But only one of them will redefine the phrase “trick or treat…” ✻
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- Part 8 of First Love
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- English
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- 2,289
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 1
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- 29
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“I-I really like you, Bill! A-And I hope that you like me, too!”
“Ummm…” Bill stammered as he tried to figure out what the hell he was supposed to say in response to this confession.
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❇︎ They worked together as partners. They lived together for many years. But seeing Basil and Ratigan so happy together has changed everything, and one of them is going to have to make a decision.
This is a true story about Fidget and Bill the Lizard… ❇︎
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- Part 7 of First Love
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 6,995
- Chapters:
- 5/5
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- 16
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Even when midnight was approaching, Basil still hadn’t turned up yet, and Ratigan had to squeeze one of Mrs. Judson’s good pillows close to his chest to try and calm his growing anxiety. Finally, he couldn’t take it anymore, and he sent Fidget to go out and find Basil.
“We’ll go, too, professor!” said Bill.
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❊ Summer 1910.
When Basil comes home broken and bruised after a case gone wrong, it’s up to Ratigan to punish the one responsible… permanently. ❊
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- Part 4 of First Love
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,669
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
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- 43
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Red Queen Studio by NaraMoore
Fandoms: Babes in Toyland (1934), Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Related Fandoms
29 May 2025
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What happens after Alice leaves the Mouse with the long tail
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 100
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
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- 9
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Alice in Neverland by Sonny_April
Fandoms: Peter Pan (1953), Peter Pan - J. M. Barrie, Peter and Wendy - J. M. Barrie, Peter Pan & Related Fandoms, Alice in Wonderland (1951), Alice In Wonderland - Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Related Fandoms
05 Feb 2023
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Peter Pan and the Lost Boys meet Alice in London, and she comes with them back to Neverland to be their mother. However, due to her powerful imagination, she is able to conjure up some familiar faces from Wonderland... in Neverland! Chaos ensues as these two worlds collide, and it's up to Alice and Peter to set things straight.
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In this little story, we follow the exploits of everyone's favorite lizard with a ladder as he deals with the monster inside the White Rabbit's house. But is she a monster? Is there even a monster?
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💌〃insouciant dreams ꒰beta꒱. by adiluv
Fandoms: 歪みの国のアリス | Yugami no Kuni no Alice | Alice in Distortion World (Video Game), Alice's Adventures in Wonderland & Related Fandoms
15 May 2022
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alice has finally escaped wonderland and all of its threats. now, with the cheshire cat at her side, it's time for them to adjust to a new life. despite this, a certain cat finds himself reminiscing on the days gone by.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,285
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 28
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- 217
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After being shipwrecked in a storm, Basil is "rescued" and taken aboard the Felicia, a ship captained by none other than the most notorious pirate in the Caribbean, Captain Padraic Ratigan. Other GMD characters will make appearances along with several OCs.
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- Part 1 of Alternate Universes
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Muppet Magic Kingdoms by Moonstruck1318
Fandoms: Disney Magic Kingdoms (Video Game), Disney - All Media Types, The Muppets - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types, Pirates of the Caribbean (Movies), Incredibles (Pixar Movies), Ratatouille (2007), Coco (2017), Monsters Inc. (Movies), Toy Story (Movies), Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001), The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996), Beauty and the Beast (1991), Sleeping Beauty (1959), Cinderella (1950), Alice in Wonderland (1951), Tangled (2010), Rapunzel's Tangled Adventure (Cartoon), Disney Princesses, Frozen (Disney Movies), Aladdin (1992), Aladdin: The Animated Series, Hercules (1997), Pixar - All Media Types, WALL-E (2008)
19 May 2021
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When Maleficent casts an evil spell on the Kingdom, ridding it of all its powerful magic, can the muppets and their friends help bring it all back? Only time will tell.
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The Ever Given Container vessel follows the White Rabbit out of curiosity when she gets stuck in the Suez Canal, which prompts Dodo and Bill the Lizard to attempt to do something about it, and then they explore Wonderland and get fined for not wearing face masks or social distancing.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,004
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 45
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Fidget and Olivia Get Skunked by disneyfangirl
Fandoms: The Great Mouse Detective (1986)
08 Nov 2020
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Fidget and Olivia are playing tag until they get ambushed by a skunk and Mr. Flaversham allows them to call Basil and see what they could do. Olivia and Fidget take a bath with tomato juice. Later on, a peacefully sleeping Fidget gets captured by Ratigan, but luckily three members of Ratigan's gang take care of Fidget.
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Alicia really hates Wonderland (Parody retelling of the original story) by Paralalax
Fandoms: Alice In Wonderland - Lewis Carroll
17 May 2020
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Teenage girl Alicia 'Alice' Lindsay falls down the rabbit hole after following a strange cat instead of a rabbit. During that time she meets a bunch of new familiar faces as she traverses through the retelling of the story while failing to keep her cool.
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Based off the original Alice in Wonderland books and its sequel with references to other media based on the story.
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Warning: Bad writing, Excessive swearing and dialogue heavy, alongside one original character. -
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When Tessie wakes up in the hospital, the only way her mind can make sense of what happened is by throwing her back into a childhood game she played with the tea obsessed neighbor boy.
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A Beanpole in a Rabbit's House by btown09
Fandoms: The Lorax (2012), The Lorax - Dr. Seuss, Alice in Wonderland (1951)
16 Jul 2018
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Our beanpole stumbles upon a white rabbit's house and gets into big trouble... and I MEAN BIG.
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Cucumber Sandwiches by Katherine for Assimbya
Fandoms: Alice In Wonderland - Lewis Carroll
18 Dec 2016
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Bill the Lizard enjoyed his afternoons off when he visited the Gryphon and Mock Turtle. Today, their three-angled conversation first ranged over the usual pleasantries
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Ten months after their adventures in Wonderland, Alice and Hatter are settling in comfortably in her world. That is until a strange man kidnaps Hatter in the middle of the night. To rescue him Alice is forced to return to Wonderland, but it may turn out that saving Hatter is only one of their problems: magic and time are going mad, and the forgotten line is resurfacing. The secret to saving both worlds lies in the most treacherous place of all - the Mad Hatter's mind.
***Indefinite Hiatus -- Undergoing Mass Revisions***
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Alice Tripping on Wonderland by ShivverzFTW
Fandoms: Alice In Wonderland - Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland (2010)
10 Jun 2011
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Alice is a sheltered and innocent 17 year old boy who finds himself at a party with some substances far less innocent than he would imagine. In a split second decision to reach for popularity, Alice chooses to take a trip to a place that he could never imagine to ever go and his life - and the way he views life - will never be the same.