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    A surprised ‘hoo’ escaped Stolas’ beak as he peeked over the back of the couch. His feathers were a bit tousled, insinuating he had just been laying there before Blitzø arrived. Stolas looked him up and down and immediately stood up. “Blitzø! Is that your blood or someone else’s?”

    He blinked in confusion before glancing down at himself. Ah. He must’ve been a bit messy while killing the target this time. Or maybe he just got shot a bunch….it was probably both. Splatters of black and red blood coated his jacket, sticky and overall unpleasant to look at and feel.

    “Oh, it’s fine.” He waved a dismissive hand, but Stolas clearly wasn’t going to back down that quickly. “Oh, sure. Come on, let’s get you cleaned up.”

    OR; After work Blitzø is covered in blood (that may or may not be his own) so Stolas worries like any normal person would

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    A You've Got Mail AU. After Adam's death, Lucifer's agreement with Heaven not to kill Hellborn is now at risk. Lucifer tasks Paimon with reducing Hell's Sinner population. To do this, Stolas and Vassago establish an assassination business in Imp City to kill Sinners threatening IMP’s business when clients start dying before they can pay.

    Meanwhile, unbeknownst to both of them, Blitzø and Stolas have developed an online relationship on Sinstagram while unhappy in their current relationships. What happens when they meet in person?

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    Blitz is a marshal patrolling the outer edges of Pride, protecting the inhabitants from Infesters and reclaiming dead bodies to be taken in for disposition. He hasn't had a partner for nearly a decade because of an incident in his past, but when a new undertaker comes to Imp City, his whole world gets shaken up.

    Warnings on every chapter. DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT (Striker dies on page, Stolas' wounds are described graphically, explicit object penetration smut)

    Fantasy western AU setting inspired by "The Undertaking of Hart and Mercy" by Megan Bannen
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    CHERRIBANG 2025

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    When Blitzø accepted the main role for an action comedy melodrama musical, he certainly expected things to be different from his usual villain shtick. What he didn’t expect was his agent asking him to cozy up with his costar for publicity, but whatever. It’s just acting, right? It’s not like he’s gonna fall horns over hooves for some prissy privileged A lister.

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    It’s time for Charlie’s families new and old to meet each other at the princess’ 207th birthday party!

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    With Sinsmas past the IMP gang, there are some new changes on the horizon.

    There is a potential new addition for Millie and Moxxie, Stolitz trying to work out their feelings, Stolas getting used to average life in Hell, Loona looking into her past, Blitz reaching out to an old family member plus handling IMP’s sudden popularity, Via dealing with a surprising obligation and even Fizz coping with changes in his relationship post the trial.

    It looks like everyone in Blitz's circle is dealing with some big life alterations including Blitz himself.

    No one knows exactly what is going to happen now that Sinsmas is done and over, but one thing is for sure…it's definitely gonna be one hell of a year.

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    Fizz tries to learn a new trick.

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    It's Stolas' first Fertilia and he has one thing on his mind. He wants a mating bite, a permanent claim and proof of how he belongs to Blitzø.

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    "Cool," Blitzø breathed. "Cool, cool, cool. So – what the actual hell am I looking at, birdie?"

    'You can see that?' The voice – if it could be called a voice at all – sounded amused. 'Prophecies, partly. Things that have come to pass. Things that will never be. I'm afraid you distracted me. I do not normally see so much of you in here.'

    OR: Stolas gets caught in a prophecy during one of their full moon escapades, and Blitzø helps him out, only to realize what Stolas really is.

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    It's pride month in Hell, and the festivities have begun!
    First, though, there's a bit of business to take care of.

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    Stolas wants to give his boyfriend Blitz the perfect anniversary gift. He knows he loves horses and he knows he needs therapy. Why not combine the two?

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    Sensing that the team could use some R&R, Blitzø books them all tickets to a cruise. When a storm strikes the ship, it ends up being an opportunity to bond and comfort a certain owlet.

    Or: family fluff where Blitzø makes a pillow fort.

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    Stolas and Blitz have been in a happily-committed relationship for the last two years. Well, mostly happy. The couple has worked through so much together, but unraveling the pain and trauma that Blitz has faced in his life might require something more than either of them has tried already.

    Stolas has an idea, but he’s pretty sure that Blitz is going to hate it. Still, it might be worth the risk to bring his darling some much-needed healing.

    Little Blitz and CG Stolas

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    Rimuru had lost everything, his country, his people, and his pride to Feldway and Ivarage. But when the world was recreated, and his realization that he has new family members, he realizes maybe it's not too late to patch things up.

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    11/?
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    Stolas's entire life has been planned and dictated down to the minute details by his father. Go to college. Get married—not just to anyone, heaven's no, someone classy, someone of old money. Someone Stolas can never love, no matter how hard he tries. Work for his father's corporate empire. Have a child. It's utter, torturous monotony.

    That is, until a chance encounter with a blast from the past throws the doors to his gilded cage wide open.

    Enter Blitzø Buckzo. He's a rancher with a dream that doesn't take no for a fucking answer. He's built his ranch with blood, sweat, and tears, and like hell is he gonna let anyone take it from him, stacking bills and pressure from Wrathful Agricultural Incorporated included. Finding Stolas stranded in the middle of a blizzard isn't part of his plans, but he's good at rolling with the punches. Unless those punches involve shit like feelings, anyway.

    They're from two different worlds, and they shouldn't be drawn to each other. But like the moon and the earth, they can't help but swing into each others' orbit anyway.

    Or, the ranch AU you never asked for.

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    7/?
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    An afternoon of shopping and cooking together turns into a very emotional evening.

    Or: Day 1 (Domestic Life) of Stolitz Week 2025

    For #StolitzWeek2025 on Twitter

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    Blitz finally opens up to Stolas about his history with horses, leading to them spending the day rewriting the dark memories haunting their past with each other.

    Made for the StolitzLunarNewYears organized by Murrielberries, prompt from Implydone :3

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    Birthdays continue to be a big deal around the I.M.P. office, prompting Stolas to start planning something for his boyfriend.

    Or: Blitzø gets a nice birthday.

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    3,112
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    It's not that Blitz hates texting people. Something as small as his cellphone is a reminder that the world isn't built for someone like him. and it's definitely not something Stolas will stand by for when he can help.

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    All he wanted to do was apologize to the bird. That’s it.

     

    Then why is said bird suddenly living in his apartment, looking miserable on his couch?

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    Or:

    Blitzø wants to apologize to Stolas after what happened on last full moon, but he ends up finding the prince in a bad situation.

    (Set between Apology tour - Sinsmas, but it’s going to be a whole lot different).

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    735
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    5
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    24
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    4
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