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    “The humming noise it was emitting becomes unbearably loud, and the light nearly blinds him. For a split second, he feels as if his body glitches, a strange jolt running from his hand down his spine.”

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    Dave Strider gains superpowers. What the hell is he supposed to do now?

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    Three years ago, on John Egbert's birthday, the world ended. Three years ago, Jade Harley and Vriska Serket vanished alongside billions of others. Three years ago, the apocalypse arrived, transforming everything and revealing much that was hidden to those who remained.

    Three years ago, the meteors (mostly!) missed Houston, and that's where John's headed today. In Houston, Rose Lalonde searches for washed-up traces of magic, warily overseen by Kanaya and her old friend Dave. In Texas, the newly dubbed "alternatives" maintain a newfound alliance with the humans they saved--and a wary truce with the Hunter forces that once kept all these creatures of fable and fairytale a secret from the world of man.

    And here, in Houston, the world is about to change once again.

    An urban fantasy monsterstuck AU featuring the beta kids, beta trolls, and their guardians.

    An ongoing podfic.

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    "A light starts blinking in the corner of your eye, drawing your attention towards your idle monitor just before an incessant beeping starts up. The noise thankfully doesn’t begin to drive you out of your mind before a few clicks on your keyboard brings the screen to life. The beeping goes quiet but the light continues to flash and a shortcut on the home screen blinks at you. You navigate into the program that connects you to the observatory in New York and you look at the recorded anomaly - anomalies! - and a grin slowly stretches across your face. “Yes!” you cheer and throw your arms up, spinning away in your desk chair. “Finally!” When your foggy mind absorbs the rest of the relevant information, however, your stomach sinks like a stone in water.

    There were three meteors within a week of landing which is… Well, it’s certainly not expected and you can feel the headache coming on as you imagine trying to explain to the twenty-somethings that surprise! You’re gonna be parents after all. Yeah, that’ll be great."

    (Or, a Post-Scratch AU where Dirk and Roxy land at the same time as Jake and Jane. Oh, and some more familiar faces show up in the Alpha Session. Or, an AU just about as convoluted as Homestuck itself.)

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    If there were any scientists left alive, they would agree with the wildly popular opinion that while 2021 sucked, what came afterwards deserved to be taken out to the back and shot.

    It was subtle at first, a few cases here and there, nothing really too dire. Until it was everywhere. "Psychovirales" as it became known as was, in all simplicity, the classical, end of the world, zombie virus.

    Your name is ROSE LALONDE, and you are much too tired for this.

    (This work is a revised and reupload of "my god, it's full of stars". Updates will be most Tuesdays and Fridays.)

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    You died, or are dead, or have been dead, for much longer than you anticipated, and you are lonely, or aren't lonely, or have always been lonely.

    Bro wakes up in a dream bubble, and he is not alone. He's never alone, not anymore, and definitely not when he wants to be.

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    “Hey,” Bro snapped, both his voice and his fingers to call Dave’s attention to him. Like he was a dog. Dave’s head turned at the sound. “I’m talking to you.”

    Dave only glared at him hard, so fiercely he might’ve turned him to stone if he could. He could feel the weight of the skin hanging under his tired eyes as he did so, the beads of sweat dripping down his forehead. Quick, grisly images flashed through his mind on how he would kill him. Swift and fast. Slow and tantalizing. The possibilities were endless in his fantasies but close to zero in reality.

    Bro, unsatisfied with Dave’s look of defiance, continued to push him on. “Why the fuck did you come here?”

    They stared at each other for far too long to ever be comfortable.

     

    “...I wanted to ask you something.” Dave answered. Plain and simple.

    “Tell me then,” Bro asked.

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    In a hotel bathroom stood a twenty-three year old Medal of Honor recipient. John Egbert looked at himself in the mirror. He didn’t recognize himself. This was a normal situation for him.


    A “The Manchurian Candidate” story in the world of Homestuck, with LGBTQ themes and guest appearances by Lolita and Lawerence of Arabia among two dozen other things.

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    The Dersite royal family are famed for their powerful magic, but Prince Dave does not have any. Prospit is an insular nation who believes magic to be inherently corrupting and wicked, and yet Princess Jade has magic flowing through her veins. When their marriage is arranged to end a centuries-long war, they have a lot to figure out.

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    Karkat and Dave have obvious feelings for each other, although they never really went far to admitting it.

    Everyone else have been trying to get them together but to no avail, since both of them can be stubborn to talk about their feelings to each other.

    One day, in a project for their class, Karkat and Dave paired up as per usual as an excuse to spend time together. Although this time is different, because Dave finally let Karkat do their project at his place.

    This will forever change their relationship.

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    Dave and Dirk have a conversation. John's timing is terrible. Karkat hates Jersey Shore.

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    Didn't have a place to put all my AU notes, so I'm subjecting all of you to my brain vomit.

    EDIT: Well, poop. I accidentally made a story out of said notes. Oh well.

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    Seeking refuge on another planet was supposed to be the hard part. Making new friends, traversing family secrets, dealing with break ups, it's all a lot harder than you think. Add on top some sort of strange video game, it's a mess.

    Follow Karkat, Dave, Sollux, Kankri, Dirk, Cronus, Jake, and Hal as they attempt to navigate the nuance and trials they're faced with.

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    The Islands of Prospit had just come to an era of peace after a millennia of blood-soaked lands. The Lands of Troll and Humankind had finally come to an agreement to end this brutal war of despair between their kind.
    However, lurking in the Medium laid the reflection of a forgotten empire across the water…

    ***

    The Aspects are a group of crime fighters that have been working for a millenia to repair the damage on the City of Derse inflicted by the horrorterrors.
    After part of their most experienced aspects had been threatened by a new threat they must flee to Prospit with the help of a ghost and a mistake.

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    Title from ZUICIDE by Alex G

    Dave Strider projection angst because my parents have been fighting again and I've been texting my groomer again for the first time in like, 8 months, and I'm just so desperate for any kind of attention right now

    Not meant to be in character or whatever, just me expressing my feelings through writing like I always do. (I have an almost finished Crotuna vent fic in my drafts right now.)

    Irl friends can read, just look at the tags for warnings

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    Dave takes a risk trying to prevent his guardian from getting too wasted with homemade booze --surprizing absolutely no one, it backfires.

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    Your first katana was flimsy plastic with easily-chipped paint that flecked off onto your grubby kid hands and stuck. You like to think that your sweat deformed it, shaped it, because you slept with it clutched in both hands and woke up with it glued to your skin. It couldn’t cut for shit. It was light, hollow – it snapped on the first honest-to-god blow.

    If the katana was his way of teaching you how to fight, then what happened on your eleventh birthday was his way of teaching you how to fuck. Bro always preferred the hands-on approach.

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    Terezi was everything to you. You had a whole life with her planned out, down to the paint job on your awful future suburban home, only to let it all slip through your fingers. And it wasn't even his fault in the end.

    Now all you have to show for it is a drastically different kind of life on some smelly goddamn couch. Cue the laugh track.

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    The teens from Hometown move to a big city, where they meet new friends - and eventually end the world, sort of.

    Ambitious crossover longfic with no beta but lots of love! Will not abandon without warning on the notes, always assume it's going through a hiatus.

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    With the SBURB beta delayed by three years, Rose is invited to the Strider residence as a birthday gift on her 14th birthday. Communication is established between Rose and Bro and they hit it off well due to shared experiences with Rose's Mothers "habits".
    TLDR: Perhaps the cure can be worse than the disease.

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    You felt strongly tied to another being and like a whole new one all at once. You two were smarter, stronger, and just overall better than either of you ever were as separate people. As depressing as it may sound, it was true. And you could feel just how much happier the both of you were together — intertwined.

    But now you are by yourself again.

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