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Power by ope-uh-oh (shortjacketlongskirt)
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
07 Dec 2025
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“Oh, you do like to flirt, don’t you?” Lex accused almost playfully, if not for the sharklike emptiness in his eyes.
Bruce sat back as the appetizer plates were taken away and replaced with the entrée: filet mignon in a mushroom gravy, served with truffles, asparagus, and black garlic potatoes. He couldn’t help but think Clark would have appreciated this. And he desperately wished he was here with him rather than Vicki.
He flashed a playful grin at Lex. “Flirting is what makes the world go round, Lex. What is that quote attributed to Oscar Wilde? ‘Everything in the world is about sex except sex, which is about power’. It applies to everything. Make people think you want them, and you’ve got the whole world in your hands.”
After years of living in the closet, trying to ignore the truth, Bruce is finally cornered and is forced to come out in a very public way. This leads to a series of challenges, blending his public and private life in way he can’t escape.
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【二代蝙超】罗曼史快讯Romance Update by sisyfreak
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Movies - Nolan), Superman - All Media Types, Superman Returns (2006)
06 Dec 2025
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为拓宽业务线，增加利润收入，星球日报决定启动全新的「每周快讯」直播栏目。得益于（或者说受害于）某些特质，克拉克被选中成为头部网红克洛伊的搭档。在布鲁斯的鼓励下，即便忐忑于在镜头前伪装双重身份的难度，克拉克依旧接下这副重任。但这档本该不温不火的节目很快滑向失控。
To broaden its business lines and increase revenue, the Daily Planet decided to launch a new weekly livestream segment, “Weekend Update”. Thanks to—or perhaps victimized by—certain traits, Clark was chosen to partner with Chloe, a top-tier influencer on TikTok. With Bruce’s encouragement, Clark accepted the heavy responsibility, despite his anxiety about maintaining his double identity in front of the camera. But the show, which was supposed to be mild and uneventful, quickly run out of control.
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This work was inspired by SNL's Weekend Update and some sketches about Kyle&Leslie (but how??sometimes I questioned myself if I have lost my mind...
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Crying on the Dance floor (That feeling when you’re asked if you fucked yourself and they mean it in a literal way) by Buggelz
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DCU
22 Nov 2025
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Bruce was REALLY getting sick of this “BruceMan” BS. Why should he have to suffer the consequences of his own actions? Life truly isn’t fair.
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I really liked the gala scene in PrinceJakeFireCake ‘s “Bruce Wayne and Batman: Bitter Ex-Boyfriends??? NOT Clickbait! Click to Read More- - - >” and wanted to expand on it :) -
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Clark's foot tapped against the steel floor of the watchtower, the sound providing a comforting soundtrack to his wandering thoughts.
Batman was explaining his most recent plans to expand the watchtower, and Clark had zoned out before he had even begun.
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child of crime alley by Camillomea
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Red Robin (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics)
18 Nov 2025
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Tim was 8 years old when he was orphaned. His parents were not dead, but they had fled the country, leaving him behind. Tim, who had no home or family to return to, had slowly gotten used to his life. The first time he thought he could have a family again was when he started working with the bats. But it had been drilled into his mind that they were all just his coworkers, he had been taught over and over again that he had no one and his place. Everyone had taught him that he was an employee, a substitute, a placeholder.
When he brought Bruce back, he had limited the time he spent with them to just preparing for patrols and reporting after patrols, and going to the cave where he went to get first aid in case of injury. He was slowly preparing to withdraw from his lawless life, or at least separate himself from the bats completely. But he didn't know that no one was planning to leave him, on the contrary, they would cling to him like a leech.
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One little Robin by SemiPrecious
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman and Robin (Comics), Nightwing (Comics), Red Robin (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Robin (Comics), Batgirl (Comics)
01 Nov 2025
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When Jason is turned back into his 12 year old body, Bruce’s father instincts begin to take form again.
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Holy Transitioning, Batman! by zanizae
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU, DCU (Comics)
17 Oct 2025
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In which Bruce falls sick and Cass decides to patrol for the week.
No one aside from the Batfam knows and just assumes that Batman thought being a man was overrated.
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First fic low-key nervous uhhhh
Constructive criticism allowed, seriously I need it but pls be kind <33
Protect the dolls! (Coming from a Trans guy)
If you have any suggestions feel free!!
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Bruce is back. Damian’s Robin. Dick’s smiling again. Gotham’s whole.
And somehow, that makes Tim feel like a ghost haunting the Manor.
He works, he watches, he vanishes. One granola bar at a time, one skipped meal, one quiet apology that never comes. Until the night the family finally realizes he’s been breaking right in front of them.
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Gotham was literally cursed but no one believed Bruce. He took it upon himself to fix it and after decades of searching, that solution came to him in the form of a little blue vial. Bruce was to take the curse within himself to temper it into something manageable.
He thinks the others would call him stupid and stop him if they knew about this, but (un)fortunately for Bruce, his family hasn't spoken to him for forever. There was no one here to stop him.
He downed the liquid and woke up as his nine-year-old self.
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“Mother, do you remember those funny clouds above people’s heads I told you about? Well, I’m doing something about them but the process is very lonely. Or not. I think it’s just me. I’m the problem. I can’t seem to get people to like me enough to stay. I know–-… I’m aware that it’s due to my own shortcomings but sometimes, it feels like even the worst monsters have people that love them and yet I have no one.”
Bruce let out a humourless chuckle and rested his forehead on his knees.
“I just wish there was someone that cared about me.”
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The Man Behind It All - A SuperBat Story by azulyra_moon
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Alternate Universe - DCU - Fandom
13 Oct 2025
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The Wayne family was predominantly successful in many ways; being strong, healthy, and all absolutely handsome from a supposedly upstanding background with no means for mistakes, weakness, or forgiveness. “Having flaws or petty arguments puts a target on your back. Fix it, keep quiet, or die,” said their very blunt but importantly, hypocritical father. So, masks stayed on, even within the Wayne Manor.
To the protégé’s in the Wayne family— the Kryptonian, Man of Steel, Boy-Scout, Big Blue, or simply ‘Supes’ was known an associate of the Justice League that their father tolerated. Little do they know it is all complicated than that behind closed doors with Bruce’s relationship with the strongest man on earth. Yet, two fights occur, and someone died. In the end, will love fix all?
Easy intro: After a rough introduction and even failing mending relationship between World’s Finest, a member of the Wayne family passes away. Clark Kent, now having a wavering heart of gold, feels a inclination to help hand to the family despite the never-ending rocky road relationship between him and with the Dark Knight, also known as Bruce Wayne, the playboy multi-billionaire, AKA his miscommunicated ex-fling once upon a time.
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Congrats! It's ectoplasm! by Vett_I_can
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, DCU, Batman - All Media Types
02 Oct 2025
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Danny thought that after 8 years he finally had the hang of being High King of the Infinite Realms, but after an Observant brought to his attention yet another urgent matter for him to solve, he was not so sure anymore.
Cue Danny in full gremling mode cruising through tearing down every Lazarus Pit in existence and meeting some new people along the way.
In full Danny Phantom luck, something goes completely side-ways and he finds himself with an unexpected surprise and a whole lot more of responsibility.Series
- Part 1 of Ecto-surprises are the best surprises
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Two faces by Anonymous
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types
21 Sep 2025
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What if Bruce decided to handle his secret identity differently? What if he decided that the hero Batman should be the airheaded playboy and that the billionaire Bruce Wayne should be the stoic, quiet man?
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Hard Conversations and Where They Get Us (Or; Bruce Wayne learns to communicate) by squid_king
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU, DCU (Comics)
09 Sep 2025
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Barbara was anxious-terrified!-even.
She'd done all she could to find Tim, and she had found him! (Or at least his phone.) But now all she could do was wait for a message from Dick or Bruce, or for them to return to Gotham, or for something huge and bad to happen so that she had to call them back to Gotham before they could finish looking or-.
She had to stay calm.
She had to remember that there was good in the world, and that they were definitely overdue for a dose of it.
Barbara needed to stay hopeful.
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Post rescuing Tim from being held captive by the League of Assassins, the family has to figure out how to navigate new dynamics as new challenges are on the horizon.
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Sweet Home Smallville by 12CLLLC, butcher_larry, GreekGeek24, RavenclawWitch18, Swag-haver (12CLLLC)
Fandoms: DCU, Superman (Movie 2025), The Batman (Movie 2022)
05 Aug 2025
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Bruce and Clark were once childhood sweethearts in a small Kansas town who married young after an unplanned pregnancy. But when tragedy struck, Bruce left not just his grief but also Clark behind to chase his dreams in Gotham's fashion world.
Years later, with a successful career and a new fiancé—billionaire Oliver Queen—Bruce is poised to have it all… except he's still legally married to the boy he left behind.
Forced to return home, Bruce has to confront everything he tried to bury: the ghosts, the memories, the heartbreak, and the love that never really went away.
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Jim Gordon is a detective. Batman is a detective. Bruce Wayne, it seems, is not a detective.
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Gold Rush by Caffinated_ghost
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
18 Jun 2025
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“B?”
Not dead, goddammit. Bruce opened his eyes slowly, bright lights flooding his senses.
“B! You’re awake!”
Bruce’s eyes focused on the first thing they saw, which was another pair of eyes, mere inches from his face. Dark eyelashes framed the eyes, smile lines dotted the corners. The irises were a deep shade of bright blue, something Bruce would never see on Earth.
“Kal?” Bruce whispered, his voice hoarse.
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- Part 1 of One Single Thread of Gold Tied Me to You
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Bruce is working under the assumption that Clark has been shot by some form of love dart. After all, why else would he break into the Manor and start roughly making out with him after midnight.
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I'd wrap you in my skin and bones by Bruciegirl2194
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
04 Apr 2025
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After a fight between him and Clark, Bruce leaves for a mission in deep space and doesn't return, it is up for Clark to bring him back, ending up in a close call that changes everything.
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Starfish in a Starlit Sea by PIEPIEGA
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: The Telltale Series (Video Game)
31 Mar 2025
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After a few years of living in Arkham again, John Doe, the former Joker must write a psychic evaluation response to prove that he's suitable for release.
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John Doe going off on a tangent on his relationship with Bruce and not doing what he's been told to do.
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After the recent events following the destruction of the seawall and Nashton’s incarceration, Bruce Wayne finds himself at a crossroads in his life. The mantle of “The Batman” grows heavy on him and he weighs how much he will affect Gotham and how he can serve this city and his family’s legacy.
You and Bruce have been childhood friends for as long as you can remember. You have helped him and Alfred keep Wayne Enterprises afloat, despite your own pain and history in crime. After losing your parents in a brutal attack, dark days are the only constant in your life. However, Bruce has always been a constant as well. Perhaps the two of you can find common ground and expand your relationship while he deals with his purpose as the Dark Knight.