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    Carter has to spend the day with Joe when he offends another man in a wheelchair. Pewterschmidt industries is releasing a new brand of beer and Joe is hired to be the wingman.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    4
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    Inspired by the mobile game commercial, Puzzle & Chaos: Frozen Castle.

    Warning: Mild anachronism, fully "historical" scenes.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    223
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    3
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    Doom below, doom above. On the moon's dark side, peril awaits. In the center of the Earth, another.

    But beware the voids in between – they harbor a greater doom.

    Enter Aperture Science. We do what we must because we can. For the good of all (except to those already dead).

    Choose your path: Stand with us, and there's cake. Stand against? The incinerator awaits.

    We're humanity's last, grandest hope. Black Mesa? Please, they're part of the problem.

    Aperture Science: Innovating for a (mostly) brighter tomorrow. Join us. Or don't. But really, you should.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    543,972
    Chapters:
    149/?
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    4,144
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    Lights, Camera, Boys, Action. - Welcome to Boy Hotline, have a seat and enjoy the show! Take a load off and enjoy our assortment of boys as you watch the show!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,317
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1,249
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    Evelyn and Mary yes-and each other into a business plan. Art and concept by Caly; words by Alison.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,000
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    23
    Hits:
    69
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    sequel to "you just find who you're supposed to be" from Til the World Ends 2009 which is a sequel to 07 & 08, but as always can be read as a standalone

    Giorno Giovanna never gets into a slump, but after so many of the same infomercial at 3am, someone has to do something.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,031
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    72
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    Just a collection of short stories, new or remade commercials. Sometimes items are canonical (to my story), other times I write them for fun. As for which are which, or how you go about reading this, I'll leave that up to you. I'm just along for the ride.

    So sit back, relax and take in those cosmic rays dude.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    35,403
    Chapters:
    16/16
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    598
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    A zombie apocalypse type scenario only told through the lense of radio broadcasts, ig it will be slow at first given the nature of this, but tomato potato ig.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,080
    Chapters:
    1/10
    Hits:
    5
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    Françoise solta um comentário aleatório sobre um comercial na TV. Isso desperta algo feio no coração de Yuri.

    Language:
    Português brasileiro
    Words:
    557
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    2
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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    872
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    86
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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    823
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    75
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    Sponsored by The Exorcist Armory, Approved by Adam Himself

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    231
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    134
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    Plagued by nightmares, Will flips on the TV to a weird antenna public access channel, just to have something to help him fall asleep. In the twilight between unconsciousness and waking, he sees a strange commercial that must have been a dream. The next morning, determined to investigate, he discovers a strip mall that, unbeknownst to him, is owned by Hannibal Lecter and features businesses such as Stammets Mushroom Boutique and Queen Bee Acupuncture. But the strangest establishment by far is owned by Mr. Jones -- a restaurant flanked by dancing mascots called Jones Good Ass Barbecue, where each customer gets a foot massage from Georgia with any purchase.

    But Hannibal recognizes Will from Tattlecrime.com. Is our intrepid profiler in danger? Or only in danger of getting the best foot massage of his life?

    The OG fic that lit the FAD server fire for the AUgust challenge and the nichest of the niche Commercial/Infomercial or Public Access TV AU!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,989
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    55
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    493
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    A series of fan-made bumpers featuring the characters of Disney, Pixar, Marvel, Star Wars and Fox interacting with each other in familiar locations. In honor of the 70th-anniversary of the happiest place on Earth!

    Plus a rebrand for Disney Channel as a whole!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,295
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    289
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    Vince and Sharon spend some time winding down together at the end of a long day

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,726
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    40
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    Mr. Puzzles advertises his latest venture

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    490
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    98
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    Don't touch that dial - we're serious, touching that dial will be the last thing you or anyone else - just kidding - but while we all need a break from commercial breaks, the gang descends right into that rabbit hole, for a bit of fun.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,036
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    11
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    A trip to the garden centre for our ineffable husbands. What's the worst that could happen?

    On Completely and Utterly and Absolutely Unbiased Reviews, No, Really, They Are
    u/cross_iwasgrumpy wrote:

    Wow! This series is amazing! A whole three(!) stories making up an epic saga!! The depictions of IKEA and Tesco's, the mentions of customers and shopping lists, general chaos and its chaotic chaos effects. If you're looking for the definitive Domestic Bliss series, this is the number one! (I've never met the author in my life. Honest.)

    Rated ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐/5

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,464
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    20
    Hits:
    278
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    There is a bit of controversy just how much, if any, of the events in the 1988 movie "Bloodsport" actually took place. This one-shot holds no such illusions as Frank Dux cashes in on his fame. I don't own these characters and my biggest fight is to get up every morning.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    682
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    4
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    After a rough reentry into showbiz, Moira has a second shot at a new on-camera beginning.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,310
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    40

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