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Sasuke Uchiha is the heir to a global tech empire and a walking cease-and-desist letter. Naruto Uzumaki is a crown prince with a hoodie collection and no sense of self-preservation.
They meet at a diplomatic youth summit. There are speeches, scandals, one bed, far too much press coverage, and several incidents involving pants.
In Sasuke’s defense, he tried not to fall in love. In Naruto’s defense, he tried not to push him down the stairs.They both failed.
Enemies-to-lovers, but with more paparazzi, sexual tension, and sparkling water sabotage than anyone signed up for.
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Bat-cape comfort and Batmam comfort by BlazingBlack
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, DCU
23 Jun 2025
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Batman and Green Lantern never have gotten along well.
It took fear toxin and a cape to fix that.
Ensue the shenanigans.
Warning: slight descriptions of death, emotional break downs, and creepy Batman
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With Great Power Comes Great UI by CruzIzuOcha2005
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
23 Jun 2025
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When Izuku Midoriya inherits One For All, something... extra comes along for the ride.
Like, “access-to-the-source-code-of-reality” extra. Suddenly he's seeing health bars, map coordinates, and upgrade menus no one else can. The universe loads a mysterious system called “My Hero Ultra Rumble V9999 Hitlerjoe” — a forbidden interface buried beneath the quirk singularity.
His first instinct?
✅ Fix All Might
✅ Become a better heroWith debug powers, infinite jumps, teleport menus, and the ability to patch trauma out of existence, Izuku is ready to save the world.
But not everyone is built to live in a world where Deku is both the protagonist and the admin.
Especially not Katsuki Bakugou — who watches his former punching bag become the literal architect of society, while he’s stuck playing on normal difficulty with emotional lag.
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“What the hell are you?”
“I wouldn’t really know what to tell you. People don’t usually ask that question and expect answers in Namimori.”
There's just one ironclad rule in Namimori-- what happens in the town, stays within the town. It's pretty much common sense at this point, and those who try to compromise the safety of its odd citizens don't tend to end up well. People come and go, but secrets shed off in this town, where they linger, and become part of its ecosystem.
Tsuna's perfectly content staying quiet here, at least for the rest of his high school years. Compared to whatever was wrong with the other people, he was just a normal boy.
...right?
(In other words: A complete canon rewrite of KHR, but Namimori just happens to be the Universe's chaos central.)
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- Part 17 of never forget (where you come from)
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1x1x1x1 get's knocked up by none other than John ******* Doe due to bad life decisions.
John goes through a mental breakdown afterwards.
The Spectre thinks the whole situation is comedy gold and is now his new soap opera.
Some unsuspecting victims get involve.
Drama ensues
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Swap Au! but with my own twist to itSeries
- Part 1 of Koa's forsaken swap au saga
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Royal Margarine wants to rejoin the Dragonrider clan, but wants to make a grand entrance, he asks Pitaya who agrees after Hollyberry suggests a prank they can pull.
Each chapter is the story from a different perspective of each main character (except Buttercream), individual thoughts and dialogue that other characters miss, etc
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you'd better love the pain by OctoSquigglez
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, MILGRAM (Music Videos)
23 Jun 2025
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Prisoner 011, Alex Horne, wakes up in MILGRAM Prison for committing murder. The following are his interrogations and trial results.
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- Part 2 of MULTIGRAM
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- English
- Words:
- 1,383
- Chapters:
- 4/?
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Twisted Wonderland… But They Can Hear US? by Lucius_Trein, mo_op01, Rain_0724, Selenic_Light, Vilofficial
Fandoms: Twisted-Wonderland (Video Game)
23 Jun 2025
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Many instances where annoying voices could be heard from different POVs of the cast.
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A week into his involuntary stay at Maleshov, Hans is struggling to cope with Henry's absence and his terribly blue balls.
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Modern Au Iliad Chatfic (title pending) by OnTheFlipside
Fandoms: Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
23 Jun 2025
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I'd love to say i have actual good writing to bring to you all but i dont so here. Tosses my modern au chatfic slop down on the table. Eat up guys
This exists to throw random ideas that i dont have the motivation to fully flesh out but still want to mess with into, and also to give me something nice and easy to write & clear my mind when i get stuck, so expect inconsistent updates!
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You wake up in the game world of Love and Deepspace. You don't know how you got there or why, and luckily for you, you get the help you need to figure out how to get out, or at least your favourite duo will try to help you out.
You know nothing, you're a mess, and your foot is always in your proverbial mouth.
Sylus will be himself.
Xavier will peacefully calm you down.
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After Misty finds a strange suitcase in a hidden compartment of the cabin, the team discovers it is full of a variety of marital aids and the dynamics between them are forever changed. Tai and Van take their relationship to the next level and start operating a boutique with the new wares, but Tai finds her 'other' side awakening. Shauna's dangerous obsession with Jackie grows, sending her into the arms of another. Lottie sees everything as a gift from the Wilderness, and ensures everyone participates in the festivities.
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The Yellowjackets find some sex toys.
It's crack but it's (kind of) as canon compliant as a story like this can be, with a lot of references to events of the show itself.
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misty problems and the order of the mist by starrey_night
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
23 Jun 2025
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The Mist has been gone for over a year and it seems like the world on the the brink of destruction. Watch your favorite demigods as they continue to navigate social media and the dangerous landscape they find themselves in.
A story told through social media.
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- Part 9 of mist you already
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Wreck the World by Chocolatecream17
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers: Prime
23 Jun 2025
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The world has gone to hell, and Fish doesn't like that. They travel the country side with only the clothes on their back and a bag full of sketch supplies. They miss the world before the aliens came. And they miss it even more when two metal giants start stalking them.
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She slumped down at the window, perching her head on her crossed arms atop the sill, and gazed longingly at the sky. Every day, the same. How she wished things would change.
“Um, ’scuse me?”
Hermione abruptly sat up and looked back at her room. Nothing seemed amiss. But she had definitely heard a voice, gently shouted.
“Down here! Could you help me out a sec? Oh sh—”
Or: Hermione has always lived in the tower. When a ruffian named Drake
breaks instumbles upon her, sheblackmailsrequests that he escort her out of it. It’s the perfect opportunity to experience the world, if only for a day, and she’s not taking no for an answer.A Tangled AU
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Avert Cataclysmic by Anonymous
Fandoms: 斗罗大陆 - 唐家三少 | Soul Land Series - Táng Jiā Sān Shǎo
23 Jun 2025
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Suddenly thrusted into the world of Douluo Dalu without any given warning, Xu Baiqing is stuck in the body that would be the one to cripple the Crown Prince of the Sun Moon Empire; Xu Tianran. However, Xu Baiqing would rather live a stress-free life and is bound to find a way to avoid catching the eyes of the entire continent while being in this canon-folder body.
Unfortunately, he learns things he wished he never knew as time went on...
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,512
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Collections:
- 1
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Carlos Sainz is a devoted single dad of Ollie and Kimi. Life is good. The boys are thriving, he’s content running his vintage car restoration garage, and he thinks romance is behind him.
But Kimi and Ollie? Not having it. They're teenagers now, and their papa deserves love. And maybe someone (or four someones) to stop him from falling asleep on the couch every night with engine grease on his cheek.
So, the kids hatch a plan: Operation Find Papa a Boyfriend.
Their targets? Max, Oscar, Lando and CharlesSeries
- Part 8 of The Sainz Effect : Poly edition
- Part 54 of F1 Oneshots
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In a rush to purchase plane tickets, Hao had forgotten to check off the option that let him and Hanbin pick their seats. That's not a problem for the younger though.
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in which jake is having a not so great time, and gets to take his anger out on an innocent (not really) avs player
oh, and mush decides to be a freak too, but what's new
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,018
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 24
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A Holy War Of Heartache by constellation_SlaveForBeauty
Fandoms: 저 그런 인재 아닙니다 | I'm Not That Kind of Talent (Webcomic)
23 Jun 2025
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"This War Is Not About You" - They Lied
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 518
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 5
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- 13