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  1. 22

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    Meet Lily Morgan - A twenty-eight year old PTSD suffering and agoraphobic Undertale fangirl. After nearly a decade after the attack from her father, she's finally settled into a routine. Therapy, taking care of her cat, hanging out with her weeb loving best friend Megan, writing fanfics, drawing fanart, and collecting merchandise with what's left of her disability checks.

    Life isn't great, but it's not terrible either. But when the Director of a group called PRISM hunts her down, her cautious routine is about to be thrown out the window.

    Undertale is real. Well, more like all the monsters of Undertale, Underfell, and Underswap were pulled over during an accident involving dimensional travel experiments seven years ago. Nearly thirty-six thousand monsters reside in an underground facility, as well as the three human children, and now Lily is being offered the position of a lifetime.

    Become something called an 'Overseer'.

    With a shady government company, experimental 'augmentations', and nothing more than a fangirl determination to do better by monsterkind, Lily's read enough fanfiction to know this is a really fucking bad idea.

    It doesn't stop her from signing the contract.

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    After Danny and Wendy Torrance had some time to process everything that happened at The Overlook Hotel, they decided to say goodbye to Florida and seek a new beginning in the hustle & bustle of New York City. Disgruntled and tired after the two-day train trek up the country, they take refuge at a seemingly peaceful family-owned hotel just a short drive off the main streets while they find their footing to set up a new start. The owners, Nathan & Katherine Freeling, and the kids who help run the place seem nice enough. Though they're a very hospitable staff, Wendy and Danny can't help but wonder if there was more to this quiet establishment than meets the eye.

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  4. 7

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    After quitting GUN, Shadow moves from the city to La Isla with his family permanently for the goal to have peace of mind.

    Instead of achieving that, he has to deal with international family BULLSHIT back in La Sierra, Chihuahua, MX, situationship/relationship DRAMA with FUCKASS Sonic the Hedgehog, and lots of preparations for his fathers’s wedding. And more antics in between.
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    OR: Sonic Boom on [adult swim].

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  5. 38

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    Today is going to be a good day.

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    Arthur could see his father glaring down - face red and eyes narrowed as he looked at Merlin with clear distaste.

    "Once this over, sorcerer...I’ll burn you."

    "You’ve already tried that," Merlin’s voice answered and Arthur had to bite his fist to keep from making any noise. “You need to accept you can’t kill me… Hand me that blanket, please.”

    “I’m sure there must be some method… Beheading?”

    “No, we tried that.”

    “Hanging?”

    “I just sort of... Swung there, remember?”

    There was another pause.

    “I should have made you keep that dragon below the castle so I could feed you to it.”

    “Kilgharrah? He won’t eat me, but if you want to torture me than making me listen to his nonsense for an hour might do it.” Merlin said and there was a soft sigh from the other end of the room. “I’m glad you agreed to help me though. Usually I have to do the grunt work of saving Arthur myself.”

    “I can’t wait to kill you.” 

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    Uther finds out about Merlin’s magic, but can’t seem to kill him. Merlin is just trying to protect Arthur. They become a begrudgingly effective duo. Arthur doesn't understand why they think he isn't noticing this.

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  7. 12

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    Alastor interrupts Val and Vox's personal time to get his rut over and done with, and they're just going to have to deal with that.

    Basically, Alastor and Val try to have a threesome, but they keep arguing, everyone's injuring each other trying to figure out the logistics, and nobody cares what Vox has to say about any of this.

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  8. 97

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    The next time Harry saw the fucking Veil of Death, he was going to set that shit on fire.

    •••

    Or the one where the universe – and The Planet – decides not to be a shitty bastard to Cloud and Zack and Harry goes along for the ride.

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    She looked at him straight in the eyes, blue locking with blue, her eyes wide and bright, while flashing him her perfect cheerleader smile. “I need your help.”

    He quirked an eyebrow at her. He didn’t think she’d ever been so quite straightforward before. “Well, it must be quite serious if there’s no time for you to play coy first, sweetheart.”

    She scoffed, rolling her eyes. “Don’t pretend like you don’t like it.”

    His hand went up to his heart, clutching his chest in mock offense. “Oh, I would never, love. I quite enjoy it as it is the only time you’re ever nice to me.”

    (Or, Caroline kills Damon. It spirals from there.)

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  10. 28

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    After the worst night of their life, and a betrayal from the one person they thought was on their side, Fang Aaron makes a terrible choice, one that they have every intent to make their last.

    Fang wanted to blow a hole through the world that laughed in their face, take out the one that ruined the last good thing they had, and leave behind a scar that no one would ever forget.

    But even the best laid plans have a way of going tits up. Especially when someone else gets the same idea first. Caught in a standoff with an unfamiliar face, Fang unwittingly prevents the very thing thing they'd come to do.

    Now branded as a hero, the pterosaur has to live with the consequences of trying to shoot the world, only for the bullet to ricochet right off. But just what will that entail?

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    There is something both thrilling and intimate about watching someone when they think no one is around, seeing how they behave in the vacuum of other people’s perception.

    Regulus momentarily sheds his poise when he wrestles with the ancient lock, tote bags precariously balanced on his shoulders and neat curls just beginning to frizz and frazzle in the humidity. He mutters something James is too far away to hear, but it is most certainly a curse.

    It’s oddly endearing.

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    James Potter offers to check on his best friend’s long-missing brother and gets a little too invested.

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  13. 38

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    [Inspired by the Crashout King Ji Jiu-Tae. Author's Suggestion: Spam the 'I Won' playlist]

    “You’ve probably seen this play out a thousand times. Some guy dies, gets reincarnated, and is immediately bestowed a System or a Cheat on Day 1. I, sadly, was not afforded the same luxury... All I got was a Bat-themed mentor and the vile Essence of a Demon flowing through my veins... Lucky me?"

    Eventual Harem (Book 2)

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  14. 23

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    For centuries when people die they either go to Heaven or Hell but what happens to those who die with unfinished business? They go to the In-Between, a state of limbo that exists between the living and the dead where ghouls who died with unfinished business must stay until that business is resolved. There's just one problem... None of the ghouls can remember anything that happened before they died.

    Enter Wendy a little girl with the extraordinary gift to see the dead. When she and her family move into a house which is home to four ghouls seeking to move on she must help them restore their past memories in order for them to finish their business.

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    A collection of stories where DC's most unhinged are forced to confront their issues… in a group therapy circle!
    Court orders, bad decisions, and emotional damage bring together the morally questionable, the violently well-intentioned, and Sophie Keane, the poor therapist who definitely doesn’t get paid enough for this.

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  16. 7

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    V left Night City with the Aldecaldos to find a cure. One night on a routine gig she finds something else entirely. Maybe she should have taken Gary's prophetic rants more seriously...

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    There’s something not quite right about the new Robin…

    (Or, everything’s the same, but Tim is a little bit darker.)

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  18. 14

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    Nearly twenty years after the massacre aboard the Tulpar, the flayed core of its captain is rescued. He is not sure he wants to be saved.

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  19. 44

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    And then Perseus Jackson of all people says the unimaginable.  “I need out of New York,”

    From Annabeth’s mouth that would be one thing.  She lives there, likes the aesthetics of the city so long as she doesn’t look down and is willing to stomach the smell if she has to, likes the public transport and hates the winters and summers.  It is a place she lives, not really a home.  She isn’t so sure what that actually means and that is enough to tell her that she doesn’t have a home like Percy does, that she has never known one.  And that is just the thing.  New York City is Percy’s home.  It is not the apartment he has lived in since he was two-years-old, it is not his bedroom, it is none of the boarding schools he has been ferried between.  It is New York, it is Manhattan.  Things must be bad if he is begging to get out.

    “Okay,” she nods even though he can’t see her, “We’ll get out of New York,”

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    In which Percy and Annabeth are friends who run away together, get as far away as they can, and bump into a few friendly faces along the way

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  20. 20

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    Danny makes a poorly timed joke in front of the one motherfucker who'd actually get that it ISN'T really a joke. Or... Mr. Lancer makes an unsettling realization.

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