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    Each chapter is a story between Alastor and Vox, can be angst, fluff, or even smut. (requests are open)

    Language:
    English
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    19
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    49
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    Set in the late 1920s/early 1930s, Alastor is alive and trying to summon something... anything... Finally a spell works and presents him with a very interesting devil. Lucifer struggles with someone actually summoning him and being pleasantly surprised by the encounter. Multiple times. When Alastor finally meets his fate, he has a very specific mission.

    Characters and Tags to be added as necessary as story progresses

    Update Schedule : Moderate/slow updates. One of two stories in the works. Bleeding for You is a more solid idea so this will have periodic updates between that and personal workflow.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,226
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    420
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    Alastor is just trying to help Vox with some hardware issues. Sure, things get a bit heated, but when don't they for these two? However, neither of them are prepared for just how wrong things will go from there.

    [Hazbin Dead Dove Week 2025 Day 7: Dealer's Choice (Snuff)]

    Series
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    English
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    1,905
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    248
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    Valentino tricks Vox into wearing a vibrator all day long with the intention of making Vox cum as many times as possible so hard he gets over and forgets the Radio Demon even existed.

    Alastor finds out about the remote operated vibrator inside Vox due to spying on the Vs for completely professional reasons that have nothing whatsoever to do with his suppressed feelings for Vox who he must keep his distance from for his own good because of his damn leash.

     

    The plan is to get the damn remote in a many hands as possible for maximum torment I mean 'erotic pleasure' as Vox has to get through an entire day.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,773
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    246
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    After hotel got rebuilt Corrupt went Rosie for more info when he got what he wanted he went hotel to get a job there

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    596
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    27
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    Life was pretty crappy anyways, so is it worse to wake up in hell, lose all your memories, and get trapped in a hotel with a sadistic demon while still being human? You can be the judge of that!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    70,725
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    57
    Kudos:
    213
    Bookmarks:
    52
    Hits:
    6,526
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    AU fic for Valentine's Day based on the myth of Eros/Cupid and Psyche.

    Under Lilith's jurisdiction, Alastor is summoned to Earth to exact revenge on a singer/comedienne named Tina Davis by making her fall for the vilest, cruelest, most despicable man he can find. Unfortunately, Alastor's spell backfires, resulting in HIM becoming infatuated with HER instead.

    Facing consequences from both his mistress and Hell's hierarchy, the Radio Demon finds a way to fulfill his deal as well as his desires. By making Tina his bride.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    97,396
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    47
    Kudos:
    157
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    4,061
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    She works in shadows, seldom speaks aloud, and hears the world in pulses of vibration. A scientist by trade, an assassin by necessity — Nariah Kalistrate was never meant to be seen.

    When she appears at the Hazbin Hotel seeking “refuge,” the residents are right to be wary — none more than the one who’s already seen her slip through his claws. Alastor doesn’t forget trespassers. And he certainly doesn’t trust them.

    Secrets cling to her like a second skin, and some things, once uncovered, can’t be forgiven.

    She was never meant to stay.
    She was never meant to feel.
    And she was never meant to be found out.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    50,463
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    65
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    766
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    Every Tuesday they play, every Friday they date, every other Wednesday they have lunch, and occasionally on Saturday Alastor spends the night again. That’s the deal and Vox doesn’t mind a schedule as long as his sexual needs are met. Alastor thrives in a controlled environment and the freedom to do as he pleases. Two vastly different overlords have found that it’s nice to have a piece of cake on occasion. Especially when there is no pressure to take a bite. Either way strings are securely anchored in a structured relationship that suits them just fine.

    Prologue for Every Given Tuesday and final installment of this series.

    Series
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    5,191
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    538
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    Hi, I still suck at summaries.

    Alastor, after finally sucking up his pride found a kindred spirit with Lucifer sparks he thought he never feel again resurfacing. While he may be falling for the devil he still is legally married and owes child support, to his ex-spouse for the kids he didn't know he had.

    Vox demands justice, because up until a year ago, Alastor was legally dead, and now he's kissing the devil in public which is one indignity to many for a nonbinary TV to handle. Sides are drawn and Alastor desperate to save his crumbling family and reputation seeks help from Lucifer, who surely will save him. What Alastor wasn't counting on was for the same parks that flew between them to fly between Lucifer and Vox.

    What Valentino never expected was to get caught with his meddeling. With a tilting kind of love square more like a hexagon, since Lilith and Eve are not okay with Lucifer taking on a random lover, let alone one of their own contracts, and with Charlie living with him, it's up to Lucifer to take charge and sort the fuck out of this train wreck before divorce becomes dismemberment.

    Love is war and the devil intends to win.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    74,612
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1,098
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    Summary

    THE HAPPY HAZBINS, groupchat
    Angel Dust: hey can a friend of mine crash here for the night?
    Angel Dust: too late i already said she could
    Angel Dust: ooh also val ripped her arm off so she needs help with that too

    IN WHICH Angel Dust finds the hotel a new guest but forgets to mention they’re part of the Vees, a fallen angel, and Niffty’s newest obsession. Of course, Charlie Morningstar would never turn down a soul in need so they take her in anyway much to Vaggie and Alastor’s unspoken chagrin.

    Vesper just wanted her halo back, she could’ve gone rogue after that but Valentino blindsides her by ripping her arm off so she figures she can recoup at this hazbin hotel for a few days and be on her way. What’s the worse that could happen?

    The answer she was hoping for is NOT an impending war with the Exorcists that she gets caught up in thanks to the Hazbin Hotel.

    ▬▬ι══════════════ι▬▬

    IN WHICH you choose to read a crack fic about original hazbin hotel character and their impact on the canon timeline. a story told through a mixture of real time, social media, group chats, and lots of memes!!

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    12,794
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    187
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    “Charlie, it’s time for me to redeem my favor.”

    “Oh! Okay. Soooo, what is it?”

    Alastor’s smile changed subtly. “I would like your hand in marriage!”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    148,156
    Chapters:
    69/?
    Comments:
    629
    Kudos:
    450
    Bookmarks:
    114
    Hits:
    25,978
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    Summary

    The Pride Ring's first-ever aquarium has opened its doors, so Alastor and Vox go for a visit!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,451
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    295
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    Summary

    Alastor and Lucifer have separate bachelor parties, but as it turns out, they'd much rather be together.

    [Hellaverse Wedding Week Day 4: Bachelor Party]

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,237
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    348
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    Summary

    A lot of Alastor and Charlie's wedding planning process has been nothing but stressful, but some moments remind him just how worth it everything will be in the end.

    [Hellaverse Wedding Week Day 3: Dancing Lessons]

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    878
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    233
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    Summary

    Alastor's drunken confessions both soothe Vox and reignite an ache he had been trying to avoid.

    Day 3: Lonely/missing the other

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,268
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    389
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    Beauty and the Beast AU where Alastor is cursed to be stuck as his shadow until he finds someone he genuinely trusts and cares for. (not inherently romantic but it will be eventually ;) His daughter, Niffty, is turned into a porcelain doll that tries to keep the house clean, but drones and looters keep attacking and the plants are growing beyond what she can control. The house is in ruins when a new arrival in Hell finds the house and decides to stay there rather than deal with the rest of hell.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    34,868
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    492
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    Summary

    "Silence.

    Bemused, he sat up and scanned the room for you, taking note of the unlit bathroom and closed bedroom door.

    'Cher? Where are you?'"

     

    In which you commit suicide, and Alastor deals with it.

    Language:
    English
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    7,949
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    208
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    2,735
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    Alastor happpens to be having a Very Off Day™, things slowly making his ability to mask and handle himself harder and harder. The deer cracks when he's asked by Lucifer to join him, Charlie, and Vaggie on a picnic.

    Lucifer helps Alastor during his shutdown, offering to hang out with him later if the deer is willing. Alastor, left dealing with a confusing mess of emotions, finds himself wanting to spend time with the King despite his exhaustion.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,333
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    499
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    the idea of soulmates never really interested alastor. he thought little of the whole destined-love thing, especially once he arrived in hell. romance, love, all of that was hogwash, as far as he was concerned. the radio demon didn’t have any need or want for a soulmate - and what poor soul would god damn to be his soulmate anyway? none, if god was as merciful as heaven wanted everyone to imagine. but not everything works out the way that you want them to, not in life and not even in death.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,377
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    652

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