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Зачем охотнику бутылка водки by OctopusFrei
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game), Supernatural (TV 2005)
16 Nov 2025
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Вернувшись с неудачной охоты, Кэйа заходит в бар.
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Where Kaeya could, in fact, do much worse than die.
(This is an attempt of a crack fic, enjoy!)
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Changed schedules and other surprises by LittleMissImperator for Anaho
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
02 Oct 2025
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That moment when you take your Harbinger boyfriend to your favourite tavern since your #1 Harbinger-hater- brother is not at work today... or so you've thought.
That moment when you've heard a rumour about a Harbinger being in town and you change schedules with the barkeeper to talk about it with your brother but then you suddenly see your little brother with said Harbinger hand in hand at the bar counter.
That moment when you realize that the older brother your boyfriend mentioned is the number one reason for the shortage of staff at the Fatui and you've seen his face on Wanted posters all over the palace.
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Бабочка-огневка by OctopusFrei
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game), Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
12 Sep 2025
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Уродливый черный пиджак с белыми буквами. Как же ему хочется выбросить его и носить нормальную одежду, чтобы никто никогда не опознал его, как чужого.
Он плавно поднимает взгляд и недолго смотрит в разбитое окно. Сбой зафиксирован, вылечен, отправлен в архив. Светодискотека у него на виске закончилась. До них доносятся шаги.
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Fireflies in Morning Dew by Still (Idon_tknow)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
28 Aug 2025
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Diluc is a new knight-in training, Kaeya is an old and sometimes bitter captain with a reputation for lacking commitment with any partners.
When ice and flames dance, the world will melt into sweet morning dew.
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“Bartender! Another round for us!” Kaeya gave a drunken laugh at the man's demands… he wasn’t quite drunk, but he was certainly getting there, having paced himself to interrogate his new “friend”.
He downed the rest of his drink, sliding it over for Diluc to refill.
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- Part 2 of Ragbros, Diluc & Kaeya
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blame it on my chemistry; blame it on my enemy by ineffableserpent
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
26 May 2025
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Diluc Ragnvindr is going to die.
He's well aware of the fact that, at some point, everyone's time arrives no matter how early or horribly unfair it is. Though in his case, he's shocked that the situation he finds himself in now hadn't happened sooner. He'd gotten lucky countless times, managing to survive without a single Mora to his name, a single connection while roaming Teyvat, or a family to call his own to save him. And now. . .
Well. It seems that now, everything that he had done, everything he had said since he had turned eighteen was finally catching up to him, all at once.
Diluc was used to ambushes. He'd lost count on how many people had tried fulfilling the bounty on his head within Snezhnaya; he was a highly sought after fugitive for how many Fatui soldiers had died by his hand. The Tsaritsa herself wanted the man and, truthfully, he laughs at the sentiment.
This ambush, though. . . he had no chance. Not on his own, and not with a weapon so volatile that it had been corroding his hand and arm down to the very muscle and bone for the last three years. Not when it was the Harbingers themselves after him.
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‘Do you think it’s true what he said about Khaenri’ah?’ one of the kids they sometimes played with asked. ‘For the gods to get that angry…what if they do the same to Mondstadt?’
‘That won’t happen.’ one of the older boys proclaimed confidently. ‘I bet everyone from Khaenri’ah was evil, and that’s why they got cursed.'
Kaeya couldn’t help but clench his fists at the baseless claim, thinking of all the people he’d been close to in his childhood. His mother, who sang for him and told him stories whenever he couldn’t sleep, and the other children at court, both fearful of what was to come yet proud of their heritage all the same. What made them so evil, so wicked, that they deserved the awful fate the gods had cast upon them?
'I bet they deserved it.'
Kaeya should have known Diluc wouldn’t be able to let this go, but he’d been too busy stressing over everything to notice in time.
‘If I punch you in the face right now, would you say you deserved that too?’
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Or: Diluc has a saviour complex and punches a guy for insulting both Khaenri'ah and his brother. He has no idea the two are connected; he's just convinced it's the right thing to do.
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The warmth of the sun (hugs your weary heart) by SatoruAndMar
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
30 Apr 2025
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5 times Diluc made thoughtful gifts to his loved ones, and 1 time he received a gift from them.
A fic for Diluc's birthday because he is my favorite.
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“You’re not going.” Diluc declares and Kaeya all but sputters and chokes on the mushroom he was chewing. Diluc at the very least, has the remorse to pour him a cup of water for the surprise.
“And pray tell, what is your reasoning on why I shouldn't?” Kaeya challenges with a squint. On the contrary, he doesn't actually mind all that much, but he can't help but feel slighted at the sudden banning (another part, just wanting to be contrarian to annoy the redhead).
or: In the vein of immersive play, this is a fic brought about of what if the party you bring were actually there?
Set in the middle of the archon quest: Bedtime Story, Kaeya is told to stay behind in the serenitea pot with the others because the leyline disruption and Abyss influence seems to have made him feel less than ideal. Diluc is worried and with Lumine's help, they've banded together to use whatever underhanded method to make sure the Cavalry Captain takes care while they're away.
can be read as stand alone!
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- Part 1 of Inbetween the Bedtime Story
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“Master Kaeya!” Adelinde shouted as she turned to chase the cat, but she froze when she saw Diluc on the table.
He sat near the edge of it, prim and proper, innocent. At least it would have been believable if he didn’t have his paw at the base of the wine glass. Adelinde’s heart dropped.
“Master Diluc. Don’t you dare move that glass.”
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Every man has limits. Diluc just hit that limit over a year ago. Now Kaeya has to deal with that as the noble Darknight Hero declares he's been purchased for the hour after showering money on him in the middle of Angel's Share.
One mora for an hour, Kaeya decided, but he got little say when Diluc decided this arrangement was per diem.
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Груз by OctopusFrei
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game), The Last of Us (Video Games)
24 Jan 2025
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Все изменилось за двадцать лет — ровно столько прошло с момента, когда первый зараженный набросился на склонившегося к нему человека. Вместо городов карантинные зоны, вместо свободы — устав, нарушение которого грозило виселицей. Вместо прогулок по парку запрет выходить за высокие бетонные стены и риск, если все-таки вышел, напороться на грабителей или живых мертвецов. Вместо магазинов — еженедельная выдача сухпайка и те, у кого можно выменять сигареты на свежий хлеб.
Каждый хочет отсюда выбраться. Поэтому когда Кэйе и Розе приходит предложение обменять автомобильный аккумулятор на кое-какую услугу, они соглашаются. Все, что им нужно сделать, чтобы обрести наконец-то свободу, это доставить "груз" туда, куда показал заказчик. -
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—Yo… ahm…—Su mano temblorosa buscó la de Diluc, aferrándose como si eso pudiera detener que el mundo se tambaleara. Pero la sensación de opresión en su pecho aumentó.
Su garganta se cerraba. Podía sentirlo. Podía escuchar el sonido horrible de su propia respiración, un jadeo desesperado que apenas lograba arrastrar oxígeno a sus pulmones. Su visión se volvió borrosa, el ruido de las voces a su alrededor disminuyó hasta ser un zumbido distante.
El aire simplemente dejó de entrar.
Kaeya abrió la boca, intentando inhalar, pero no hubo nada. Su pecho subía y bajaba inútilmente mientras sus manos buscaban apoyo en cualquier lugar que pudieran alcanzar. Un miedo primitivo lo atravesó, rápido y agudo como una estocada.
No podía respirar
No podía respirar
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Kaeya termina en emergencia por una reacción alergica.Series
- Part 5 of Diluc y Kaeya
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Когда умерла его мать, Дилюк перестал улыбаться, а когда подрос, то и вовсе закрылся в себе. Потом ко двору лорда Рагнвиндра прибыл Кэйа, и Дилюк снова, легко или же переступая через себя, загорелся, раскрылся этому миру, ведь за чужаком нужно было следить, его нужно было защищать, выгораживать перед служанками его очередную безвредную пакость или проступок, а еще внимательно слушать его сказки и песни, которые Кэйа обязательно пел на родном языке.
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The ever-so-quiet footsteps of the captain became louder as he descended the stairs. Despite his best efforts... Creak. The bartender's hands found their way to his ears yet again. No one will ever understand his hatred for those creaky stairs, the rusty door hinges, the bell above the door, the tunes a certain green pipsqueak plays, the hellspawn of a noise the cloth makes every so often while polishing glasses. The burning passion he has for things others don't even notice- as if they couldn't even hear any of them... Maybe they just act like they don't? Maybe he's just overreacting. His oh-so-familiar train of thought is interrupted by a question he has been asked at least a million times- well before things went so very wrong that April night…nevermind.
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Dr. Diluc will let you know what is wrong with your teeth! (If you let him fuck you) by Hunnibunz
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
28 Oct 2024
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In which venti is way too horny for his dentist and Diluc can't resist his cute client.
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Hard To Heal (But We Can Try) by BackgroundCharacterMaterial
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
21 Oct 2024
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Diluc is out of the Abyss, back home with his brother and his father.
Home, after so long away.
But just because he's out doesn't mean all is well.
With not only his body but his mind having adapted to the harshness of the Abyss over five hundred years of exposure, it will take time for both to heal.
It's a good thing he's not alone.The second part of the Abyss Is Not Home series.
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“Why would they just throw us in here together after taking so much trouble to separate us?” Kaeya wondered out loud.
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- Part 6 of Whumptober2024
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Спокойная жизнь Мондштадта прерывается, когда у его ворот разворачивает свои шатры и останавливает повозки загадочный "Театр Дураков". Захватывающие фокусы, опасные трюки и частичка того, что было утеряно в детстве - далеко не все, чем он может похвастаться, но что маленькому рыцарю до какого-то цирка, когда у него полно своих забот?
Что скрывают одиннадцать скитальцев за масками радости и печали? Почему цирком заинтересовалась преисполненная знать? Какое дело Крепусу Рагнвиндру до слухов, которые кочуют от уха к уху в злачных уголках свободного города?
