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    After the events of No Way Home, Peter is completely and totally alone. He doesn’t know how to adult, and it’s really tricky to figure it out without an identity or support system. Luckily, he gains a new mercenary friend and a lawyer stalker! And if he meets a weird british guy with zero common sense and an obsession with egyptian dieties? A kid’s gotta make friends somehow.

    Matt Murdock swears he’s met this kid before. He seems so familiar, all of his senses ache to figure it out. And when the kid can lose his tail so easily? Forgive Matt if he gets curious!

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    peter never thought the day would come when may was no longer breathing.

    or

    may dies -- and everything goes to hell.

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    ‘Pete told me something about Harley hitting him first.’
    Tony blinked, turning his head as to rehear the ridiculous statement. ‘Excuse me?’
    ‘I’m guessing Harley didn’t say anything about hanging out with Flash Thompson?’ May frowned. ‘You know, the boy who’s been bullying Peter since their freshman year?’

    -

    OR: Tony's new intern is an asshole. He's best friends with Flash and Midtown's crew of resident bullies, and, he has replaced Peter's spot as Tony's only lab partner. Simply put, he makes Peter want to drink his own web fluid.

    The only other thing—he won't stop switching between pet names and wanting Peter... well... dead.

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    “I- I’m- a party, my friends house- well, classmate- I- don’t tell Aunt May-”
    “Peter.”
    The word cut through Peter's drunken rambling, snapping his mouth shut.
    “Do not, under any circumstances, get into a car right now. I’m coming to get you."

    --- --- ---

    Peter gets too drunk at a house party, and Stark picks him up.

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    Tony is furious.

    Peter misses all the points.

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    5/?
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    282
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    Joe Swanson throws a pool party to celebrate 25 years of being a police man and Peter and Lois embarras their own children. Meg and Chris plot revenge and sabotage their family. Meanwhile, Stewie is grateful when his next door neighbor saves his life and repays him with kindness

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    Peter and harry go on a night out. Thats it. Oh and they get arrested.

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    Twas the month of the holidays,
    and Peter looked for a reason
    as to try not to be stressed
    for the holiday season.
    Being coaxed into a party
    with a drink in his hand,
    supposing he can do anything...
    A drunk spider can?
    A big college party Peter stayed at
    to end off the big year
    is a perfect mixture for Tony's worst fears.
    Responsibility who?
    Peter was there to please,
    but what was Tony to do?
    Well, why don't you read to see?

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    2
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    Peter swears that what Skip did to him all those years ago is long forgotten, but what happens when it all comes back to haunt him at his first ever Stark party?

    OR

    Peter feels dirty as he keeps remembering what Skip did to him. He is offered a drink and after that one drinks more to hopefully stop the feeling and ends up completely drunk.

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    Honestly, Peter wasn’t sure how Ned convinced him of this. Yeah, maybe he had been asking him literally since they moved in, and maybe Peter did say that if Ned found one that’s small and inconspicuous, he would go. Peter just didn’t expect him to actually find one.

    Suffice to say, Peter Parker is too far in now.

    -
    I love cherry-picking canon.

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    Tony Stark never planned to let anyone into his life—especially a kid. But somewhere between late nights in the lab and high-stakes missions, Peter Parker became more than just an intern; he became family. Tony shows up for Peter when he needs him most, he almost always does.

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    "Dude, no, no way, it won't work. Plus I'm supposed to go to Mr Stark's after we hang out, how am I supposed to hang out with him drunk? He's going to murder me" Peter says thinking he finally got the perfect reason not get drunk with Ned

    "Just say your sick or something so you're not going and May already knows you'lll be sleeping over at Mr Stark's. Please, Dude, my parents won't even be in because they're away for the weekend so you can stay at mine till your sober, plus we don't even know if you can get drunk, dude, please" Ned basically begs

    "Umm, I'll think about it" Peter caves in.

    or

    Ned convinces Peter to get drunk and it doesn't go very well but then it gets better

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    A side story of Peter Parker: The Spider-Man where he takes on various women of marvel.

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    10/?
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    Peter parker knew never to do drugs. He was told that countless times by Tony. But what harm could it do?

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    “God, why did you have to see that? Ten minutes longer, that’s all I needed and none of this would’ve had to happen.” the man groaned into his hands and Peter couldn’t help his confusion as the man paced back and forth, seemingly arguing with himself before he was suddenly dropping his hands from his face and turning to face Peter, lowering into a crouch in front of him.

    “Okay, here’s how this is gonna go baby boy,” the man started, “You were not supposed to see that –”

    “- No shit!!” Peter interrupted and the man huffed.

    But, there's nothing we can do to change that now. Damage was done, you’re a witness now, a cute little one at that– that I can’t really let go because you’ve seen my face and I’m not about to chase your fine ass back to a police station.” the man told him.

    -

    After Peter witnesses a murder in the alleyway beside the coffee shop he works at one night, he gets dragged into Wade's criminal activities as a hostage that soon turns into more than attempting to escape at any given moment Peter gets, and some tricky feelings are developed on the way, creating more conflicts between the unlikely pair.

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    This year, instead of relying on his self-destructing coping mechanism, Harry Osborn has decided to find a healthy way to get him through the day of his mother’s death anniversary. His solution? Inviting Peter Stark, the only friend he has made at MIT and who he is not-so-secretly crushing on, for dinner at his place. It had seemed like the perfect plan as Peter would always manage to make him feel better, but this was not counting on how much of a lightweight Peter apparently was.

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    A unique form of punishment for a common Mistake. I think I am sick for posting it. It's a dare.

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    After acting strange for a week after a house party, Peter Parker - with the help of a lot of whiskey - finally tells Tony what happened.

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    Because really, what was Peter Parker if not the sum of a million mistakes?

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    “This is a bad idea. Tonys gonna kill you,” Peter whispered to himself. He was long past trying to mentally set himself straight; maybe it was time to start talking out loud and hope no one with enhanced hearing was nearby.

    It was a bad idea, and yet he found himself opening the cellar door anyway, fingers curling around the cool neck of a bottle of whisky, a shaking hand pulling it closer to his chest. He closed the cellar quietly behind him, guilt dropping like a weight in his stomach, making him feel nauseous. He really doesn’t want to have to add throwing up on his long list of ways the world has wronged him today.

    Or, Tony finds Peter drunk. They talk it out and Tony realizes that there's more going on in Peter's mind than he had thought.

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