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If it were safer, I would have kissed you in the daylight.
East Berlin, 1964.
Warren Kepler, dutiful Stasi officer, lives in the static—recording dissidents, obeying orders, trying not to feel too much. Gray rooms. Gray rules. A life half-lived.
Then he hears the voice.
Doug Eiffel, brash American spy and pirate broadcaster, slips through the airwaves with jazz, sedition, and laughter wrapped in smoke. He’s everything Warren shouldn’t want—and everything Warren can’t stop needing.
What begins as surveillance becomes obsession.
Obsession becomes contact.
Contact becomes something far more dangerous.Across a city built on silence, two men risk everything for the sound of each other’s breath.
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character study of Communications Officer Doug Eiffel and Dr Hilbert's relationship aboard the USS Hephaestus
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Research Log: The Biology of Wolf 359 by pawsitively_unusual_bttms
Fandoms: Wolf 359 (Radio)
15 Sep 2025
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When a mysterious solar storm erupts from the star Wolf 359, the crew of the Hephaestus Station braces for disaster, but the real nightmare begins after the storm passes. Soon they discover their bodies are changing in ways they can’t explain. New instincts emerge, strange urges grow stronger, and their relationships become tangled in dangerous, primal dynamics.
Trapped together aboard the station, they must confront the growing chasm between who they were and what they are becoming. Every decision they make is colored by their transformations, and survival becomes a question of whether they can resist or embrace the new changes.
This is a story I’ve been thinking about for a lonnnng time. Please do keep in mind what you are getting into with the tags! The thought of A/B/O in space is too interesting not to work on. Most of the tags are used for the disturbing/horror part of this story and will be depicted as such. However chapters involving it will have warnings so feel free to skip them/those parts.
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So The Juggler Makes His Fumble by Polychoric_Isopod
Fandoms: Wolf 359 (Radio), sy'Terra Pavilia - The Collection, Original Work
04 Sep 2025
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In a small town, in the province of Dimatzi, Letze Dmitri Volodin makes a choice.
Also known as: I gave those fools magic. And religious problems.
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Build Me a Home on the Range by RaisedByHeathens
Fandoms: Wolf 359 (Radio), Time Bombs (Podcast)
31 Aug 2025
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In the unforgiving high desert of 1870s Colorado, a man can only rely on himself, his horse, his gun and his partner. When haunted civil war vet and struggling older cowboy Simon Teller is saddled with the genteel Eastern greenhorn Mark Midland on a dangerous drive to the cattle yards of Chicago, it's a fight from the start.
Dust, danger, an initial dislike of each other and a thousand ornery cattle stand between them and their destination. But out on the trail, beneath the vast Western sky, amidst clashes and confessions, perils and shared triumphs, the two discover an affection that goes beyond merely friendship.
When a series of unfortunate disasters strand them away from the rest of the drive, the two men must confront both their growing feelings and the wounds of their pasts. To survive, they'll need to trust each other fully, risking more than just their lives in the process.
Out in the plains, Teller and Midland must decide how much they're willing to gamble on a new beginning - and on each other. -
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Hilbert’s first textbook had been in biochemistry.
His last would be Douglas Eiffel.
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- Part 4 of One Art
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i saw the reflection (of a coward that you and i both hate very much) by devin_writes
Fandoms: Wolf 359 (Radio)
24 Jul 2025
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Minkowski wakes up on a ship that is decidedly not her ship, and she doesn’t know how she got there, but she knows it isn’t natural. She also doesn’t know why Lovelace is there, but the rest of her actual crew is nowhere to be seen.
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- Part 12 of Whumperless Whump Event 2025
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But not like before. No, this is like he has new eyes. New optic nerves. New brain. "Was it always this bright in here?" He asks, wrinkling his nose.
"The star," comes Daisuke's answer. He stands by the big bay windows, bathed in blue light. Hm. When did that start? It used to be red. Stars don't just change color. Well, they do, but if it had done so in the usual way, they wouldn't be alive. "It started glowing when…when…"
Curly nods. "Very blue. Very nice."
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Renée leans over and looks at the bottle a little closer. "I don't even know if this stuff qualifies as mouthwash. It just seems like alcohol and sugar." She turns to Hilbert. "As much as I hate to even ask, can we make it usable?"
He shrugs. "Might be able to boil out the alcohol and utilize the sugar. Nothing guaranteed, of course."
Minkowski sighs, pinches the bridge of her nose and breathes out for three or so seconds, sighs again, and nods. "Well. That's something at least. Maybe not starving to death is better than definitely starving to death.
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It was one thing to wish Decima had never happened. It was another to face the immediate situation: fingernails where there shouldn’t be; hair growing in thick and well from flash-frozen follicles; body mass coming back in a clean, steady trajectory.
Healing, Eiffel considered distantly, where there should have been no healing.
(Or: Hilbert and Eiffel claw towards an understanding.)
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- Part 3 of One Art
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This is for three people
Based off a skit from my summer camp but acted out as Wolf 359 characters"It's the raisins that make! The raisin bran so great!"
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out of place and underdressed by milkmaid
Fandoms: Kakos Industries (Podcast), Wolf 359 (Radio)
17 Jun 2025
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Esteemed CEO Corin Deeth III takes direct action during a poor fiscal year of Kakos Industries and decides to perform a company merger with Goddard Futuristics. Upon meeting the affable, if somewhat eccentric, Mr. Marcus Cutter, he realizes the two of them might get along not just as business partners.
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- Part 1 of The Dark Universe Project
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The sooner you die, the sooner
you’re forgotten.
— Pryce and Carter's Deep Space Survival Procedure and Protocol Manual, Fourth Edition (p. 252)Series
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Drawing of Warren Kepler and Alexander Hilbert for Bottompler week. Day 3: prompt Bondage.
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It feels like forever since dr. Hilbert broke the news about Eiffel’s new status as a test subject for the deadly space virus. The coughing has been getting worse, but he is trying his hardest to hide it. Minkowski has been noticing a concerning amount of bloody tissues stuffed in the garbage. Told in short stabs over several days.
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“Okay,” Eiffel starts, opening the panel to Hera’s sensory array and examining the contents beneath, hands poised on either side of it, “so, there’s two ways we can go about this: either you can tell me how to fix you up, or you can toss me the manual, shut your eyes real tight, and let me go atcha with a screwdriver and a dream. What’ll it be, baby?”
(What Eiffel and Hera were /really/ doing with the sensory array while Minkowski played Die Hard in the vents system. Or, as I say every single time I watch Watchmen (2009) and subsequently the worst soundtracked sex scene ever: THE SHIP GETS TO CUM TOO!)
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Isabel Lovelace wakes up one day, without memories or a clue where she is. The people around her are kind, but harboring Lovelace could cause them to lose everything they hold dear; it's only a matter of time until her luck runs out, and the small town that holds her could be destroyed by the crossfire.
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Instead of letting whatever was out there die, the pod crew saves the creature claiming to be Daniel Jacobi, altering the events of canon.
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Deep Space Survival Tip #924 by NobodysDaydreams, SophiesWundergarten
Fandoms: Wolf 359 (Radio)
20 Mar 2025
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Seeing mistakes as forgivable
or unforgivable is a fallacy.
We encourage you to view them as
either a learning opportunity
or a disciplinary opportunity.
— Pryce and Carter's Deep Space Survival Procedure and Protocol Manual, Fourth Edition (p. 856)Series
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The age-old struggle of trying to balance extracurriculars like marching band and one's academic life is a struggle known well to our friends at Goddard High School. Through the trials of everything from Weird Ass Engineering Electives to calculus teachers to glittery competition uniforms, they might stand to learn a thing or two- and it's only through their relationships with eachother that they have a chance of getting through it at all.
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- Part 3 of Cantata on Apsis - The Marching Band AU
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Do you share the same sense of defeat? Have you realized all the things you’ll never be?
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- Part 5 of Femslash February 2025